Narration paragraph

Snow White and the Seven DwarfsOnce upon a time, on a cold winter’s day, a Queen sat and made

clothes for her baby. She wanted to have a little girl. ‘My little girl

will be very beautiful. She will have skin as white as snow, hair as

black as trees in winter, and cheeks as red as blood, thought the

Queen.

The little girl was born. She was beautiful and the Queen called

her Snow White. But, when the Princess was two years old, the

Queen was very ill and died. After a few years, Snow White’s father,

the King, married again. The new Queen thought that she was the

most beautiful woman in the country. Every day she stood in front of

her magic mirror and asked:

“Mirror, mirror, on the wall,

Who is the most beautiful of all?”

The mirror always answered:

“You are, Queen.”

But one day, when she asked this question, the mirror said that Snow White was more beautiful than

the Queen. The Queen was jealous. She told a huntsman to take Snow White into the forest and kill her.

But the huntsman couldn’t do it. He told Snow White to run away. So she ran to the dwarfs’ house. She

lived there with seven little dwarfs, and they were kind to her. Every morning the dwarfs went out to

work. They told her, ”Be careful, Snow White. The Queen is a very dangerous woman. She must not

know that you are here. Don’t leave the house and don’t open the door to anyone.”

One day the Queen asked her magic mirror who was the most beautiful woman of all. It said,”

Snow White is more beautiful than you.” The Queen was angry. The Queen dressed as an old woman

and went to the dwarfs’ house with a basket of ribbons. She tied the ribbons very tightly and Snow

White fell to the floor. In the evening the dwarfs found Snow White and quickly untied the ribbons.

The Queen asked the mirror who was the most beautiful of all. The mirror answered that Snow

White was still alive. She was angry again, so the Queen dressed as another old woman and took a

basket of poisoned combs to the dwarfs house. She stuck a poisoned comb into Snow White’s head and

she fell to the floor. In the evening the dwarfs found Snow White. They quickly took the comb out of

her head.

The Queen asked the mirror who was the most beautiful of all. She was very angry. She went

back to the dwarfs house dressed as a farmer’s wife with a poisoned apple.

She gave Snow White half of the apple. It was the poisoned half, and, when Snow White put the apple

in her mouth, she fell to the floor. That evening the dwarfs could not wake her. They thought that she

was dead. They put her in a glass box and took her to the mountain.

One day a Prince saw Snow White and fell in love with her. The dwarfs began to carry the box

down the mountain, but it fell and the piece of apple came out of Snow White’s mouth.

The Prince and Snow White were married. The jealous Queen ran away. In time, Snow White and the

Prince had seven children. And they all lived happily ever after.

Disney,walt.2001.Snow white and the Seven Dwarfs .Bandung: Gramedia

Process analysis paragraph

HOW TO INSTALL WINDOWS 7 THROUGH USB

Windows 7 installation is not very difficult, all you need is just a DVD-ROM and an installation

disc. However, if your DVD-ROM is out of order or you don’t have one then you can install Windows

7 through a USB drive. When you’ll install Windows 7 from a USB drive, it will take less time

compare to DVD-ROM. Installation Process, the method is very easy but your motherboard must

support USB Boot feature to make use of the bootable USB drive. The steps for installing from USB,

first plug-in your USB flash drive to USB port and move all the contents from USB drive to a safe

location on your system.

Second, Open Command Prompt with administrative rights. Use any of the below methods to

open Command Prompt with administrative rights. Type cmd in Start menu search box and hit Ctrl+

Shift+ Enter. Then type DISKPART and hit enter and then type LIST DISK command. Next, type all

the below commands one by one. Here I assume that your disk drive no is “Disk 1”.If you have Disk 2

as your USB flash drive then use Disk 2. Refer to the above step to confirm it. Commands you need to

type and execute one by one: select disk 1, clean, create partition primary, select partition 1, active,

format FS=NTFS, assign, and exit. After that insert your Windows7 DVD into the optical drive and

check the drive letter of the DVD drive. In this article we assume that your DVD drive letter is “D” and

USB drive letter is “H” (open my computer to know about it). Then, type this command now in

command prompt: D:CD BOOT and hit enter. Where “D” is your DVD drive letter. CD BOOT.

Next, type BOOTSECT.EXE/NT60 at command prompt to update the USB drive with

BOOTMGR compatible code. Then Copy your Windows 7 DVD contents to the USB flash drive.

Finally Your USB drive is ready to boot and install Windows 7. Only thing you need to change the

boot priority at the BIOS to USB from the HDD or CD ROM drive.

Srivastava,Ankit.(2009). How to install Windows 7 through USB.[online].available at:

http://windows7.iyogi.net/installation/how-to-install-windows-7-through-usb [10 may 2010]

Classification paragraph

Types of E-mailAs more and more people take advantage of e-mailing, three categories of e-mail have emerged.

One category of e-mail is junk mail. When most people sign on to their computers, they are greeted

with a flood of get-rich-quick schemes, invitations to pornographic websites, and ads for a variety of

unwanted products. E-mail users quickly become good at hitting the “delete” button to get rid of this

garbage. The second category that clogs most people’s electronic mailbox is forwarded mail, most of

which also get deleted without being read. The third and best category of e-mail is genuine personal e-

mail from genuine personal friends. Getting such real, thoughtful e-mail can almost make-up for the

irritation of the other two categories.

Source :

Langan, J. 2002. English Skills with Readings. New York: Mc Graw Hill

Exposition paragraph

IBD (Inflammatory bowel disease)

A disease that causes chronic gastrological disorders, IBD (Inflammatory Bowel Disease), is

envisioned in a spectrum of severities. Cats can vomit heavily, and suffer from continuous diarrhea.

Reasons for the disease are yet unknown. Bacterial infections, gastrological irritation, lack of vitamins

are often quoted as factors contributing to the development of the disease. Veterinarians, treating IBD

in cats, usually prescribe medicine and advice on the dietary management as well as make surgical

choices. If untreated, IBD, can be fatal for cats. Research - conducted mostly by pet owners - shows

that a cat’s diet can be critical. Further research will include inspection of several vaccines. So far,

grain-free, raw meat diet has already proved to be largely beneficial.

Source:

Setiawan, Arif. 2009. IBD (Inflammatory Bowel Disease).(online)Available at:

http://academicwriting.suite101.com/article.cfm/example_of_an_expository_paragraph[11

May 2010]

Persuasion paragraph

Drunk Drivingby Zachary Hutton

People convicted of drunk driving should lose their licenses for one

year. People who know that driving drunk can bring forth consequences

such as death should be stopped, and losing a license for one year would not

only be in the best interest for that individual, but also for the lives of those who could have been

touchedin the wrong way. First, even though it is the right of the American people to do as we wish, we

must still pay consequences for the things we do wrong. To some driving is a privilege, for not all

people are able to drive. On the other hand, some people think that driving is a right and abuse the

privilege by racing, driving recklessly, or by driving drunk. Everyone who drives must take a test and

pass it before he or she is given a license; therefore, by getting a license, the operator understands that

driving drunk is not tolerated. It is understandable that going out and having some fun by consuming

alcohol and partying can relieve stress, but not having good sense beforehand and not knowing "when

to say when" is just plain stupid. When I drink alcoholic beverages I am responsible, and I want

everyone to be safe. Not letting someone drive you home could be the worst mistake you may ever

make. Having a young son, it would hurt me deeply to know that he was killed by someone who could

have had some common sense about drinking and driving. Stopping someone for drunk driving then

suspending his or her license for one year may have an affect on the individual. Driving drunk is not a

game and it should not be tolerated at all.

Hutton,Zachary.(2009). Drunk Driving.[online].available at :

http://www.occc.edu/chill/Documents/courses/cwii/drunk_driving.html [10 May 2009]

Description paragraph

History of telecommunicationOne day-almost any day-you’re cruising along on your bicycle and the traffic light at the

intersection changes from orange to red. The car in front of you slows, then stops, its tail light aglow.

The right one blinks, and you brake to a stop behind the car.

Behind you, you hear a quick, light toot-toot. You look around, and your friend’s dad waves. You smile

and wave back.

A siren shrieks as a police car swings left around the corner and stops behind a pickup truck,

which is also stopped just across the street. Stepping out of his car, the patrolman approaches the truck

driver; he points to a sign at the intersection. On a white background the sign has a circle and slash-

mark crossing out the arrow. The officer scowls; the truck driver looks disgusted.

Here in less than a minute you’ve seen, heard, and taken part in an amazing amount of

communication, or exchange of information. It all seemed as natural and commonplace as breathing,

and it did not include a single word. The traffic signal and the tail lights first warned you, then told you

to stop. The blinking right tail light warned you not to pull up on the side because the car would turn

right as soon as there was a break in traffic.

The short, friendly toot made you look around, and the exchange of waves and smiles said,

“Hello, glad to see you”. The siren told everyone to yield the right of way to an emergency vehicle.

You recognized the policeman by his cap and his uniform, and the sign with the crossed-out left-turn

arrow tells everyone what the truck drive did. The scowl and the look of disgust tell their own story.

Bibliography

JESPERSEN, J., & FITZ-RANDOLPH, J. (1981). MERCURY'S WEB, The Story of Telecomunications.

CANADA: ATHENEUM.

Definition paragraph

WEATHER

Weather is the state of the atmosphere as measured on a scale of hot or cold, wet or dry, calm or

storm, clear or cloudy. Most weather phenomena occur in the troposphere, just below the stratosphere.

Weather refers, generally, to day-to-day temperature and precipitation activity, whereas climate is the

term for the average atmospheric conditions over longer periods of time. When used without

qualification, "weather" is understood to be the weather of Earth. Weather occurs due to density

(temperature and moisture) differences between one place and another. These differences can occur due

to the sun angle at any particular spot, which varies by latitude from the tropics. The strong temperature

contrast between polar and tropical air gives rise to the jet stream. Weather systems in the mid-

latitudes, such as extra tropical cyclones, are caused by instabilities of the jet stream flow. Because the

Earth's axis is tilted relative to its orbital plane, sunlight is incident at different angles at different times

of the year. On Earth's surface, temperatures usually range ±40 °C (100 °F to −40 °F) annually. Over

thousands of years, changes in Earth's orbit affect the amount and distribution of solar energy received

by the Earth and influence long-term climate.

Source: Richard,Joe.2000.Weather & Geographic.Cambridge: Equinox Publishing

ANEKDOT

Please enjoy and have fun.......

Customer : Waiter, do you serve crabs?

Waiter : Sit down, sir, we serve anyone.

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Customer : Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?

Waiter : Can't you tell the difference by taste?

Customer : No, I can't.

Waiter : Then does it really matter?

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Customer : Waiter, there's a dead beetle in my soup.

Waiter : Yes Sir, they are not very good swimmers.

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Customer : Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.

Waiter : That's all right, Sir, he won't drink much.

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Customer : Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup.

Waiter : So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?

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Customer : Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my tea cup?

Waiter : I wouldn't know, Sir, I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller.

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Customer : Waiter, this soup tastes funny.

Waiter : Funny? But why aren't you laughing?

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Son : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?

Father : No. Why do you ask that?

Son : Well, where did you get mummy then?

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Lady : Is this my train?

Station Master : No, it belongs to the PJKA.

Lady : Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to

Surabaya.

Station Master : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.

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Peter : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one

is blue with red spots!

Kirk : Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same at home!

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Teacher : Peter, why are you late for school again?

Peter : Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football and the game went

into extra time.

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Wife : Do you want dinner?

Husband : Sure, what are my choices?

Wife : Yes and no.

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First Guy (proudly) : "My wife's an angel!"

Second Guy : "You're fortunate, mine's still alive."

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The girl asked her lover, "Darling, if we get engaged will you give me a

ring?

"Sure," replied her lover "What's your phone number?"

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A drunkard was brought to court. Just before the trial there was a

commotion in the gallery. The judge pounded the gravel on his table

and shouted, "Order, order. "The drunkard immediately responded,

"Thank you, your honour, I have a scotch and soda."

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Customer : If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Yogya in two days

time?

Post Master : Well it might do.

Customer : I bet you, it won't.

Post Master : Why not?

Customer : It's addressed to Bandung.

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An absent-minded man went to see a psychiatrist. My trouble is,' he

said, 'that I keep forgetting things.'

'How long has this been going on?' asked the psychiatrist.

'How long has what been going on?' said the man.

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Girl : Do you love me?

Boy : Yes Dear.

Girl : Would you die for me?

Boy : No, mine is undying love.

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1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!

2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor.

1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions.

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Man : How old is your father?

Boy : As old as me.

Man : How can that be?

Boy : He became a father only when I was born.

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Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field

Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field

Teacher : How?

Student : Ladies first.

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Waiter : I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.

Customer : Don't tell me your problems. Give the menu card.

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Little Susie came running into the house after school one day, shouting,

"Daddy! Daddy! I got a 100 in school today!"

"That's great, Sweetheart," said her daddy.

"Come in to the living room and tell me about it."

"Well," began the confession, "I got 50 in spelling, 30 in maths

and 20 in science!

History of Java development

By: Aldinda Octa airlangga

The first Java programming language born of The Green Project, which runs for 18 months,

from early 1991 until summer 1992. The project is not using the version that is called Oak. This project

was initiated by Patrick Naughton, Mike Sheridan, James Gosling and Bill Joy, along with nine other

programmers from Sun Microsystems. One result of this project is the Duke mascot created by Joe

Palrang.

Project meeting took place in an office building on Sand Hill Road Menlo Park. Around the

summer of 1992 the project was closed by generating a Java program's first Oak, which is intended as

an appliance controller with touch screen technology (touch screen), like on a PDA today. This new

technology was named "* 7" (Seven Star).

After the era of the Seven Star is complete, a subsidiary of Cable TV interested plus some

people from the project The Green Project. They focus their activities on an office space at 100

Hamilton Avenue, Palo Alto.

This new company stepped forward: the number of employees increased in a short time from 13

to 70 people. At this time span was also determined using the Internet as a medium that bridges the

work and ideas between them. In the early 1990s, the Internet is still a stub, which is used only in

academic circles and the military.

They make the browser (browser) Mosaic as the basis for beginning to create the first Java

browser called Web Runner, inspired from the 1980s film, Blade Runner. In the development of the

first releases, Web Runner renamed Hot Java.

In about March 1995, for the first time 1.0a2 version of Java source code is opened. Their

success was followed with a proclamation for the first time in the newspaper the San Jose Mercury

News on May 23, 1995.

Unfortunately there are divisions among them a day at 4:00 pm in a hotel room Sheraton

Palace. Three of the major leaders of the project, Eric Schmidt and George Paolini of Sun

Microsystems along with Marc Andreessen, Netscape formed.

Oak name, taken from an oak tree that grows in front of the windows work space "father of

Java" James Gosling. Oak name is not used for release versions of Java as a software has been

registered with the trademarks, so that his successor be taken name "Java". The name is taken from the

ground pure coffee beans directly from (instant coffee) Gosling's favorite.

Game CrossWord.