Conversations

By Danielle Moody

Messy drawer conversations usually start as soon as

a messy drawer is open. “Where are all the spoons?”

“Who didn’t wash their silverware?” “I’m starving!”

Some conversations can cause arguments over who

washed the dishes last. Other conversations can sparks

laughter about not remembering what exactly what

you went to the drawer. This book contains snippets of

messy drawer conversations.

What are messy drawer conversations ?

Introduction

“Any one want to tell me why this drawer is so junky? I can hardly see the bottom of the drawer.”

“ I should beware of this drawer. There’s a lot of sharp knifes in here.”

“Clean silverware in the drawer, please! No dirty silverware allowed!”

“Did any one check the dishwasher? I'm tired of looking for a fork.”

“Hello, I’m talking to everyone. Does anyone know about the dishwasher.”

“Help!! I can’t find any forks! I don’t know where else to look.”

“Gross!!! Nobody cleaned this spoon before they put it back in the drawer.”

“I’m hungry. Where are the forks?”

“I just need one individual fork, not a lot. Has anybody seen just one?”

“This drawer is a jumbled mess. I don’t think I’ll ever get to the bottom.”

“Out of all the drawers in the kitchens, this drawer is the messiest!”

“I guess we’ve all been too lazy to clean out this drawer?

“Why is this drawer so messy? I can’t find anything I need. I’m never going to find a fork!”

“What the heck is a notepad do-ing this drawer! It looks like I can find everything in this except a fork.”

“I think it’s about time we cleaned out this drawer. Who want s to help me organize it?”

“Do we really have to put plastic silverware in the drawer.

“I quit! I can’t take having this messy drawer anymore.”

“I’m tired of rummaging through this drawer just to find what I need!”

“Seriously, where are all of the forks? I can’t eat my food with a spatula. This is so unfair.”

“I think this had got to be the worst drawer in the whole wide world. I don’t know how much of this I can take.

“There are so many utensils in this small drawer. That’s why we can’t find anything!”

“I’m torn between two sides of me. There’s one side that just wants to throw the entire drawer away versus the side that just wants to find a fork and eat.”

“Who is taking all of the forks? This is really getting outrageous.”

“There is not enough space for all of these extra things in this drawer. New rule;no more non-cooking materials in the drawer.”

“Yuck, another dirty spoon in the drawer!! I’m sick of this kitchen. I’m moving out!!”

“Oh, all of the clean forks were in the dishwasher? I guess I was a little over zealous about the whole moving out thing, huh?”

Colophon

This book was completed by Danielle Moody. The book was made to look like the inside of a drawer. The background of the book was used from scanning a bass wood. It was later manip-ulated in Adobe Illustrator to gave the appear-ance of an old cutting board. Typefaces used were Chopped and ITC Avant Garde Gothic. Ink-jet printing was used to produce this book.