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PROJECT:SALVATION

Hello, I am John Smith.I believe in god. I go to church. I have a Good Christian family. I Stick To The Bible in my daily life. I am the embodiment of your everyday Good Christian.

Like all good Christians, I care about the future of our planet.

And the future of our planet is in the hands of YOUour SINFUL, DEVIANT, UNEDUCATED YOUTH.

In the place where I grew up, at the time when I grew up, the Bible was a Sacred, Holy book. It was the only book with All The Answers.Teenagers like me believed in the Bible more than we believed in ourselves.

And we NEEDED that belief.

Now, meet Kevin Kevin is the embodiment of Today's Sinful YouthChristianity is for old people!

You probably either know or have seen young people who look like Kevin in YOUR local community.Id rather do my science homework than go to church. We are studying evolution.

Ha ha ha You fundamentalists have your knickers in a twist!All that people like Kevin do is mope around and make offensive comments.

Kevin puts fashion before religion!God has a beardAnd beards are so UNFASHIONABLEIf I was god, Id shave it OFF.

Kevin is young and ignorant.He is OBLIVIOUS to the consequences of his SIN BUT!!! He has friends.

Hey Kevin, guess what?What, dude?Im an atheist!What's that, dude?I dunno, but it sounds cool!Yeah dude, it kinda rhymes with a-pee-istHahaha, yeah Man!I think its Latin for someone who pees a lotHey man, what does apeeist actually mean?Ha ha yeah Dude!Wow, youre smart man!Kevin and his friends conspire with each other about anti-religion.

Yeah, they dont know how to PARTAYChristians are so boring, man!Kevin's friends are uneducated low-life's.

The End(Im not really John Smith, by the way)(Also, I couldnt be bothered giving this presentation a decent ending so you can think of one yourself if you want.)