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wings I could jump out of a plane, though.”Té “I’d need to be pushed.”

We should do a monthly skydiving feature and follow your progress…Té “Don’t start throwing things out there if you’re not prepared to follow them through, that’s not how this works.”Eddie “Té wants you to follow through.”Té “I do want you to follow through.”

Charming. If you could fl y, where would you go on your fi rst fl ight?Eddie “Maybe to the top of The Shard because I haven’t been there yet.”Té “It’s only £25 to go up there, you stingy…”Sonny [Interrupting] “The Shard was on

the telly earlier. On the 60th fl oor, they’ve got a toilet that’s basically a window seat, so you can just sit there doing your business and look out across this amazing view of London.”Té “Wouldn’t it be weird if a window cleaner came up and you’re just there, doing a wee?”

because I haven’t been there yet.”Té “It’s only £25 to go up there, you stingy…”Sonny [Interrupting] “The Shard was on

up there, you stingy…”Interrupting]

“The Shard was on

Lovely.Sonny “I’d go down into the Underground and annoy everyone. You know when you see a little pigeon and you’re like, ‘Oh!’” Té “You can’t fl y through the Underground!”Sonny “Of course you can! Go through all the tunnels and stuff.”Té “I’d fl y to one of those places that no one’s ever

been to, like one of those crazy remote valleys up in Scotland or something.”Eddie [Sarcastically] “Ooh, really crazy…”Té “Well, you just wanted to fl y up The Shard, which everyone can visit!”Eddie “Fine, you know where

the fi lm The Beach was fi lmed? I’ll fl y there. Can I be like Peter

Pan and pick someone up?”

Yeah?Té “No, if you’re a bird, no way!”

Eddie “Oh, are we birds?”Sonny [To BLISS] “You did this [Flaps hands like wings] when you asked the question, which is bird.”Té “You’ve ruined this whole thing.”Eddie “In Harry Potter, someone fl ies on a bird.”Té “Who? No they don’t! It’s not a bird! It’s a hippogriff!”Sonny “It is a bird.”Té “IT’S NOT A BIRD!”

the telly earlier. On the 60th fl oor, they’ve got a toilet that’s basically a window seat, so you can just sit there doing your business and look out across this amazing view of London.”Té “Wouldn’t it be weird if a window cleaner came up and you’re just there, doing a wee?”

the Underground!”the Underground!”SonnySonny “Of course you can! Sonny “Of course you can! SonnyGo through all the tunnels and stuff.”Té “I’d fl y to one of those places that no one’s ever

remote valleys up in Scotland remote valleys up in Scotland or something.”or something.”

been to, like one of those crazy been to, like one of those crazy remote valleys up in Scotland remote valleys up in Scotland

I could jump out of a plane, though.”Té “I’d need to be pushed.”

We should do a monthly skydiving We should do a monthly skydiving

I could jump out of a plane, though.”Té Té

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The Loveable Rogues’ single What A Night is out 13 April. They’re on tour with Olly Murs in March. And check out airkix.com

They got their own certifi cates

and everything!

“Good job we had a wee before we got in here!”

“And you’ll be up there in a few minutes’ time”

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