Love V4.0 a GREAT freeware program available as app Love V4.0 a GREAT freeware program available as...

Love V4.0a GREAT

freeware programavailable as app

Love V4.0a GREAT

freeware programavailable as app

Service Rep:Service Rep: Hello, Hello,

this is the Heart this is the Heart Systems Software Systems Software

Company help desk. Company help desk.

How may I help you?How may I help you?

Yet Yet another another

customer service customer service phone call.......phone call.......

Customer: I just Customer: I just received your received your

latest program, latest program, LOVEv4.0LOVEv4.0

...you know ...you know the freewarethe freeware



I don't understand I don't understand it. it.

Can you tell me Can you tell me how to install it?how to install it?





Service Rep: Service Rep: Sure thing . Sure thing . Do you have Do you have

the installation the installation files and files and

instructions instructions with you?with you?

Customer: YesCustomer: Yes I do, but first I do, but first can you tell can you tell me what the me what the

program program does?does?

Service Rep: Sure Service Rep: Sure thing. LOVE is a thing. LOVE is a unique program, unique program,

there is no other like there is no other like it in the world. LOVE it in the world. LOVE

attaches to your attaches to your operating system and operating system and

runs silently in the runs silently in the background, you will background, you will never see LOVE on never see LOVE on

your monitor or your your monitor or your toolbar… toolbar…



but you will notice but you will notice its affect on every its affect on every

application you may application you may have. It makes the have. It makes the good programs run good programs run

smoother and smoother and greatly restricts greatly restricts

and/or deletes the and/or deletes the bad ones.bad ones.



Customer: Wow! Customer: Wow! That sounds great. That sounds great.

How does LOVE How does LOVE make my machine make my machine run smoother?run smoother?





Service Rep: Service Rep: Well, good sound files, like Well, good sound files, like

COMPLIMENT.WAV, COMPLIMENT.WAV, ENCOURAGEMENT.WAV, and ENCOURAGEMENT.WAV, and

KINDWORD.WAV will play KINDWORD.WAV will play frequently. frequently.



Also, Also, FORGIVENESS.EXE FORGIVENESS.EXE

will be invoked every time will be invoked every time there is an external violation, there is an external violation,

including the ever-popular including the ever-popular syntax errorssyntax errors


customer service customer service phone call.......phone call....... Also, all those Also, all those

aggravating errors that sayaggravating errors that say"unable to connect" will be "unable to connect" will be avoided. LOVE allows for a avoided. LOVE allows for a

smooth connection with external smooth connection with external devices, regardless of what devices, regardless of what

country it is manufactured in, country it is manufactured in, the brand name, or the age the brand name, or the age

of the modelof the model

Customer: Customer: That's exactly That's exactly what I need, what I need, my machine has my machine has been isolated for been isolated for too long. too long. But what about the But what about the bad programs?bad programs?




customer service customer service phone call.......phone call....... CS Rep: CS Rep:

Good question. Good question. LOVE searches your memory for LOVE searches your memory for

programs like HATE.COM, programs like HATE.COM, BITTERNESS.EXE, SELFISH.COM, BITTERNESS.EXE, SELFISH.COM,

and SPITE.EXE. and SPITE.EXE.


customer service customer service phone call.......phone call....... These programs These programs

can't be entirely deleted can't be entirely deleted

off your hard drive, off your hard drive,

but LOVE but LOVE

overpowers overpowers

those programs..those programs..



LOVE stops their LOVE stops their commands from being commands from being

executed and runs its own executed and runs its own instructionsinstructions



You will no longer hearYou will no longer hear INSULT.WAV INSULT.WAV

and you wont be able to write and you wont be able to write with the font with the font

"BADWORDS12" or "BADWORDS12" or "HARSHNESS10"..."HARSHNESS10"...

Customer: Customer: That's a fantastic That's a fantastic program you have. program you have. Are the upgrades Are the upgrades free too?free too?



CS Rep: CS Rep: They sure They sure are…are…

CustomerCustomer: : How do I How do I get the get the upgradesupgrades??


customer service customer service phone call.......phone call....... CS Rep: That's easy. CS Rep: That's easy.

Once you have LOVE installed Once you have LOVE installed and running, it automatically and running, it automatically copies a module, or a piece of copies a module, or a piece of itself, to every external Hard itself, to every external Hard

drive Email And Remote Terminal drive Email And Remote Terminal (HEART) (HEART)

that it comes in that it comes in contact with…contact with…


customer service customer service phone call.......phone call....... In turn, those In turn, those

external devices external devices run whatever run whatever

version of LOVE version of LOVE they have and they have and

return a module to return a module to your HEARTyour HEART



You will be upgraded You will be upgraded with each and every with each and every

module that you receive. module that you receive. But you have to remember, But you have to remember,

to receive the upgrades to receive the upgrades you have to be running LOVE you have to be running LOVE

and you have to comeand you have to come into contact with into contact with other computers other computers while it is runningwhile it is running

Customer: Customer: I can do that. I can do that. I'm not very I'm not very

technical, but I technical, but I think I am ready to think I am ready to install now. What install now. What

do I do first?do I do first?



CS Rep: The CS Rep: The first step is first step is to open your to open your HEART. HEART. Have you Have you located your located your HEART ?HEART ?

Customer: Yes I Customer: Yes I have, but there are have, but there are several programs several programs

running right now. running right now. Is it okay to install Is it okay to install

while they are while they are running?running?



CS Rep: CS Rep: What What

programs programs are are

running?running?



Customer: Customer: let me see....

let me see....I have I have PASTHURT.EXE,PASTHURT.EXE,LOWESTEEM.EXLOWESTEEM.EXE, GRUDGE.EXE, E, GRUDGE.EXE, and and RESENTMENT.COM

RESENTMENT.COMrunningrunning right now.

right now.



LOVE will eventually overwrite LOVE will eventually overwrite LOWESTEEM.EXE LOWESTEEM.EXE

with a module of with a module of

its own called its own called

HIGHESTEEM.EXE. HIGHESTEEM.EXE.



However, However, you have to completely turn off you have to completely turn off

GRUDGE.EXE and GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM. RESENTMENT.COM.

Those programs prevent LOVE Those programs prevent LOVE from being properly installed. from being properly installed.

Can you turn those off ?Can you turn those off ?

Customer: Customer: I don't know I don't know how to turn how to turn

them offthem offCan you Can you

tell me how?tell me how?





CS Rep: My pleasure. CS Rep: My pleasure. Go to your Start menu and Go to your Start menu and

invoke FORGIVENESS.EXE. invoke FORGIVENESS.EXE.

Do this as many times as necessary Do this as many times as necessary until GRUDGE.EXE and until GRUDGE.EXE and

RESENTMENT.COM RESENTMENT.COM have been have been completely completely

erasederased

Customer: Customer: Okay, I'm Okay, I'm done. done. LOVE has LOVE has started started installing itself installing itself automatically. automatically. Is that normal?Is that normal?





Rep: Yes it is. You Rep: Yes it is. You should receive a should receive a

message that says message that says it will reinstall for it will reinstall for

the life of your the life of your HEART. Do you HEART. Do you

see that message?see that message?

Customer: Customer: Yes I do. Yes I do.

Is it Is it completely completely installed?installed?



Rep: Yes it is.Rep: Yes it is.But remember that But remember that you have only the you have only the base program. You base program. You

need to begin need to begin connecting to other connecting to other

HEARTs in order to get HEARTs in order to get the upgrades.the upgrades.

Customer: Customer: Oops...Oops...I have an error I have an error message message already. already. What should I What should I do?do?



"ERROR 412 - "ERROR 412 - PROGRAM PROGRAM NOT RUN NOT RUN ON INTERNAL

ON INTERNAL COMPONENTCOMPONENTS"S"

CS Rep: What does

the message say?

Customer: It says "ERROR 412 - PROGRAM NOT

RUN ON INTERNAL COMPONENTS".

What does that mean?



CS Rep: CS Rep: Don't worry , that's a common Don't worry , that's a common

problem. problem. It means that the LOVE program It means that the LOVE program

is set up to run on external HEARTS is set up to run on external HEARTS but has not yet been but has not yet been run on your HEARTrun on your HEART



It is one of those It is one of those complicated programming things, complicated programming things,

but in non-technical terms it but in non-technical terms it

means you have to "LOVE" means you have to "LOVE" your own machine your own machine

before it can "LOVE" othersbefore it can "LOVE" others

Customer: Customer: So what So what

should I do?should I do?



CS Rep: Can you CS Rep: Can you find the directory find the directory

called called "SELF-"SELF-

ACCEPTANCE"?ACCEPTANCE"?

CustomerCustomer: Yes, : Yes,

I have itI have it


customer service customer service phone call.......phone call....... CS Rep: CS Rep:

Excellent, Excellent, you are you are

getting good getting good at thisat this

CustomerCustomer: Thank : Thank

youyou



CS Rep: You're welcome. CS Rep: You're welcome. Click on the following files and then Click on the following files and then

copy them to the "MYHEART" copy them to the "MYHEART" directory: directory:

FORGIVESELF.DOC, FORGIVESELF.DOC, SELFESTEEM.TXT, SELFESTEEM.TXT,

REALIZEWORTH.TXT,REALIZEWORTH.TXT, and GOODNESS.DOC and GOODNESS.DOC



The system The system will overwrite will overwrite

any conflicting files any conflicting files and begin patching any faulty and begin patching any faulty

programmingprogramming



Also, you need Also, you need to delete to delete

SELFCRITIC.EXE SELFCRITIC.EXE from all directories, from all directories,

and then empty your recycle bin and then empty your recycle bin afterwards to make sure it is afterwards to make sure it is

completely gone and completely gone and never comes back. never comes back.



Customer: Got it. Hey! Customer: Got it. Hey!

My HEART is filling up My HEART is filling up with really neat files. with really neat files.

SMILE.MPG SMILE.MPG is playing on my monitor right now and is playing on my monitor right now and

it shows that WARMTH.COM, it shows that WARMTH.COM, PEACE.EXE, PEACE.EXE,

and CONTENTMENT.COM and CONTENTMENT.COM are copying themselves are copying themselves

all over my HEART! all over my HEART!



WARMTH.COM,WARMTH.COM,PEACE.EXEPEACE.EXE

CONTENTMENT.CCONTENTMENT.COM OM


customer service customer service phone call.......phone call....... WARMTH.COM,WARMTH.COM,

PEACE.EXEPEACE.EXE

CONTENTMENT.CCONTENTMENT.COM OM CS Rep: Then CS Rep: Then

LOVE is LOVE is installed and installed and

running. running. You should be You should be able to handle able to handle it from here. it from here.

One more One more thing before I thing before I

go...go...

CustomeCustomer: Yes?r: Yes?



CS Rep: LOVE is freeware. CS Rep: LOVE is freeware. Be sure to give it and Be sure to give it and its various modules its various modules

to everybody you meet. to everybody you meet. They will in turn share it with They will in turn share it with

other people and they will return other people and they will return some really neat modules some really neat modules

back to youback to you


customer service customer service phone call.......phone call....... Customer: Customer:

I will. I will.

Thank you Thank you for your helpfor your help

Note: The origin of this is unknown. My source was David Morgan.

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