Lol, it's India.
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Riemann Tiemann Reaction (for the chemist in you)
We owe a lot to the Indians, who taught us how to count, without which no worthwhile scientific discovery could have been made.
~~~ Albert Einstein (German Physicist)
Day before Diwali holidays, 10 Nov 2012.
CIR Presentation.
scream
Congrats,
you’re
Indian.
scream
#mokkai 01:
Does India have cars? No. We ride elephants to work. The government is trying to encourage ride-sharing schemes.
scream
mehendi
#mokkai 02:
Do you speak Hindu? Yes. I also speak Jewish, Islam and Christianity.
mehendi
dosa
#mokkai 03:
Are all Indians vegetarian? Yes. Even tigers are vegetarian in India.
dosa
“kircket”
#mokkai 04:
Are there any business companies in India? No. All Indians live on the Gandhian prinicples of self-sufficiency. We all make our own clothes and grow our own food. That is why you see all these thin skinny Indians - it is a lot of hard work.
“kircket”
open
your
eyes, say
ohm
#mokkai 05: India is such a religious place. Do you meditate regularly? Yes, sometimes I meditate for weeks without food and drink. But it is difficult to keep my job, because I have to miss work when I meditate like that. But the bosses there do the same thing. That is why things are so inefficient there.
open
your
eyes, say
ohm
“phir
aaiyega” #mokkai ultimate: Why do you sometimes wear Indian clothes to work? I prefer it to coming naked.
“phir
aaiyega”
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