So this isthe old goat's

house.Like, I knew he

had a wife, but threemistresses? Two.Two. Two what?

Mistresses.

Only two...Only two...That

makes you thewife?

Bingo.

Trent neverdid go for stupid

women.

Part of thereason I put upwith you girls.

Ohhkay. Isthis some sickrevenge kick?

The dude'sdead. Isn't that

enough?

Got newsfor you—

What doyou think you're

doing? Uhmmm... I...

Yes and no.

When Itracked you down I

was relieved

If I'm goingto be cheated on, Iwant high quality.

Ha! Yougot that!

I don't know.

But I do.

Let me tellyou why I killed Trent

Harvard.

Gorgeous,intelligent womenlike us don't grow

on trees.

Yet allthree of us fellfor an ugly old

troll.

Because ofthe machine.

Megan's ahorny girl.

Uh!

My name'sMegan!

Omigawd.

The fact thathe had mistressesdidn't bother me.

In hindsight,that could have justbeen the machine.

But heused the machine

on me!

And thatI could not

forgive

So horny!

Omigawd!

So horny!

Hewarped my

brain.

Put myarousal under

his control

Megan? Ithought yourname was...

Made me asmuch his personal sex

toy as he did you.

I'm noteven originally

a blonde.Uuuhhh!Eat me!

So hot!Need fuck! Made

me want to getimplants.

Mademe craveanal sex.

Made meconstantly

horny...

But alwayshave to wait

for him!

Mmmmmmm!Mmmmmmm!

Wannit...Wannnit!

Cumming...Cumming... can't

stop cumming!

Yes! Harder!So fuckin' hot!

Uh! Dooo!Do it! Fuck my

brains out!

Gonnafuck yer brains

out!

Your turn,you tramp

Uh! Uh!Soooo horny...

So horny!Pretty

hard to think,isn't it?

I don't thinkhe ever turnedit all the way on

for you.

Not the wayhe did with me,

his wife!

Some daysI couldn't stopthinking about

fucking.

But himand only him.

One day heturned on my need

for anal sex and thenwent to Japan on

business.

No doubt hefucked some cutelittle girls there,

too.

Fuckedtheir brains and

bodies.

Turned theminto sluts against

their will.

When he camehome, I drugged

him to sleep.

I tied himup. Gagged him sohe couldn't give

me orders.

Fuckedhim untill hepassed out.

Then I gotthe bastard out

of my head.

Forever!

But Istill needed

anal sex.

And Icouldn't fuckother guys.

But Iknew aboutyou girls...

And theMachine.

Eeeeyyyyyaaaaassss!Eeeeyyyyyaaaaassss!

Uuuhhooooo!

Assss!Fuck miiiiy

asssss! Lick me!Eat me! Suck

me!

I stillneeded anal.

I neededto get fuckedall the time.

So I mademyself bi.

Muh-mydetectives

found...

Madefriends with

you.

Used thekuh-key words.

Fu-Fuckedyour brains!

Fuck my ass!Pleaaaaase!

I forgive you.Me too!

We're likesisters now. I'm a

biochemist.And I'm aphysisist.

Or I wasbefore I met your

husband.

We'll crackthe machine.

Then we'lluse it to haveall the sex we

want!

With anyonewe want!

Ryan Reynolds, Bradley Cooper,Ben Affleck—

You can havethem. I want Brad

andand Angelina!

Guy or girl.Obama's

pretty hot...

How couldI hate anyone

who made me cumlike that? And we're all

named Megan!

That'sawesome!

And got implants.

And becamehis personal

stripper.

That'sawesome!

You got tostrip for him?

That'sawesome!

Do thepresident?

I meanthis wife, but

why not?