Leighann Lord's Fresh Off the Synapse!
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Transcript of Leighann Lord's Fresh Off the Synapse!
MARCH 17-21, 2014
Earth was formed by a disc of gas and dust orbiting the newborn sun.
So a poor diet and shotty housekeeping isn't always a bad thing.
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Crimea is voting whether or not to secede from the Ukraine.
Staten Island to follow?
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The difference between my Mom and Dad?
Before going out my Mom tells me to dress warm. My Dad tells me to beware
of recalcitrant negroes.
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Vice President Joe Biden says Russia's annex of Crimea is 'nothing
more than a land grab'. Land grab… Manifest Destiny…
potato, patato.
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I’m getting a pedicure in case I need to put my foot up somebody's ass.
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A man was arrested in Queens for trying to carjack a Hyundai.
A Hyundai.
We used to dream big and steal big. What happened to us America?
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When you hang out with old folks you pick up their ailments and opinions.
My joints ache and I'm mad that stuff costs more than a quarter.
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Westboro Baptist Church founder Rev. Fred Phelps Sr. has died.
Where are the buses meeting to go protest at his funeral?
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A 16-year-old boy bypassed security and climbed to the spire of 1 World Trade Center. I'm guessing he wasn't
wearing a hoodie.
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I live in the hood but I still hold out hope that a woman who names her
child Dante might be a fan of 14th century epic poetry.
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