Laughter For Good Health
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LAUGHTER FOR GOOD HEALTH
A laugh a day keeps the doctor away !
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Joke 1 Wife : Darling, what did you do before you met me ?
Husband :
Anything I wanted !
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Joke 2Ah Kow :
I heard something this morning that opened my eyes !
Ah Gong :
An Alien ?
Ah Kow :
No. It was an alarm clock .
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Joke 3 Chemistry Teacher :
Ah Soh, why are you trembling all over ?
Ah Soh : I’m just following the instructions for this experiment. It says : ‘Add liquid to test tube, then shake for two minutes !’
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Joke 4Pupil : I’m glad I wasn’t born in China, Teacher.
Teacher : Why is that so ?
Pupil : Because I can’t speak Chinese !
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Joke 5 Teacher : Ai Khoon, can you give me two examples of Pronouns ?
Ai Khoon ( in sleepy state ) : Who, Me ?
Teacher : Correct !
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Joke 6
Teacher : Jimmy, name me three animals belonging to the Cat Family.
Jimmy : So easy lah, Teacher !
Father Cat, Mother Cat, Baby Cat !
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Joke 7 Kindergarten Kid : Mummy, my Teacher hasn’t seen an elephant !
Mother : Darling, what makes you think so ?
Kindergarten Kid : This morning, Teacher asked us to draw an elephant. After 10 minutes, she came to see my drawing and cried, ‘Oh God, what’s that ?’
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Joke 8A little kindergarten girl is saying her prayers before going to bed : “Oh God, please make Teluk Intan the Capital of Malaysia !”
Mother : Honey, why are you praying in this strange way ?
Little Girl : For my test this morning, I wrote ‘Teluk Intan’ as the Capital of Malaysia !
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Joke 9 Teacher : Peter, give me a sentence starting with ‘ I ’ .
Peter : ‘I’ is …
Teacher : I am, I AM … you fool !
Peter : Sorry Sir ! I AM the ninth letter of the Alphabet !
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Joke 10Teacher : Now, Children, this picture shows a Kangaroo. It is a native of Australia.
Hey, Freddie, what’s the matter ?
Freddie ( in a shocked state ) : My auntie’s married to one of those !
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THE ENDTHE ENDA SMILE is the shortest distance A SMILE is the shortest distance
between two people.between two people.
Victor BorgeVictor Borge
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