WHOLESALE CATALOGSTYLISH SNARK SINCE 2009

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An origin story...of sorts...Lady Pilot Letterpress was born under a full moon as a fog

rose and a wolf howled in the mountains of Asheville, North Carolina, in the autumn of 2009.

Raised as a chronic adventurer, Lady Pilot did turns as a cat burgler, international espionage expert, and itinerant deep-sea diver, until settling into the serious business of printing

equisite sarcastic greeting cards.

While her mother believes this deep and abiding love stems from a lead paint eating predilection

she suffered as a child, Lady Pilot’s passion is rooted in her desire to make tactile, hand-made

ephemera using beautiful machinery.

Lady Pilot has big plans for her future. Along with riding the rails, building a teleportation machine, baking an epic raspberry pie, and swimming the English Channel, Lady Pilot will continue to

make amazing cards. Currently sold in over 150 stores nationally and internationally, Lady Pilot Letterpress continues to strive

toward her goal of world stationery domination.

Catalog key: Bestsellers New Releasesw w

Text During DinnerLP-148, A2

Do Go OnLP-1003, A2

IndiaLP-1037, 4bar

Press OneLP-1019

Jet PackLP-1032, A2

Wicked DrunkLP-1018

Humorous Greetings

Yay!LP-111, A2

Howdy CrackerLP-1001, A2

SisterLP-1024, 4bar

Tonight’s MenuLP-1025, 4bar

TailgatingLP-135, A2

PencilsLP-1045, A2

Humorous Greetings

Morning FartLP-1042, A2

Philosophy DegreeLP-117, A2

Die SpiderLP-1034, 4bar

FartinessLP-1027, 4bar

Dear LordLP-142, 4bar

Pull My FingerLP-159, A2

Humorous Greetings

Bus DriverLP-114, A2 Dear Diary

LP-1017, A2

Damn ListLP-1023, 4bar

You Shut UpLP-1022, 4bar

Not Into YouLP-1036, 4bar

Hi DummyLP-1031, 4bar

Screw YouLP-150, 4bar

Humorous Greetings

PrickLP-102, A2

Weird ShitLP-101, A2

Heart from ChicagoLP-104, 4bar

Big Fat JerkLP-158, 4bar

Heart from DCLP-1035

Tiny ViolinistLP-1008, 4bar

Unusual FriendsLP-154, A2

Humorous Greetings

Oogly BooglyLP-1039, A2NPR

LP-1010, 4bar

Over the MoonLP-1040, A2

Rabid LoveLP-1041, 4bar

Sexy BooksLP-137, A2

Love vx InternetLP-1005, 4bar

Romantic Greetings

Bike LoveLP-113, A2

Love Her BikeLp-128, A2

Cat’s PajamasLP-151, A9

Dream CatLP-152, 4bar

Haz Loves?LP-123, 4barBee’s Knees

LP-103, A2

Romantic Greetings

TeslaLP-1011, A2

Monkey AroundLP-1015, 4bar

Heart OnLP-1014, 4bar

You’re AlrightLp-1016, 4bar

OctopiLP-1012, 4bar

Touch My JunkLP-1013, 4bar

Romantic Greetings

Organic LoveLP-1004, 4bar

You Are HereLP-1009

Braille LoveLP-153, 4bar

SweetheartLP-122, 4bar

WhiskLP-116, 4bar

SpoonLP-115

Romantic Greetings

Thanks for the SexLP-155, 4bar

PlatonicLP-1038, 4bar

Sex LaterLP-1030, 4bar

Why Don’t We?LP-144, 4bar

No PantsLP-121, A2 Brains

LP-149, 4bar

Romantic Greetings

Stud DivorceLP-1046, A2

Happy DivorceLP-1002, A2

Fuck ValentineLP-1043, 4bar

Not YouLP-1006, 4bar

Oh HoneyLP-125, A2

Do You Like Me?LP-106, 4bar

Divorce/Snarky Romance

Heepy BdayLP-3009, A2

Gospel BdayLP-3004, A2

Silver Envelope

Face Hole BdayLP-3012, 4bar

Skeleton BdayLP-3007, 4bar

Silver Envelope

Cranky Cat BdayLP-3001, A2

Wild BdayLP-3011, 4bar

Birthday Greetings

Beast BdayLP-112, A2

Wascally Varmint BdayLP-131, A2

Megaphone BdayLP-3003, A2

Flying Fish BdayLP-133, A2

Elephant BdayLP-301, A6

Antelope BdayLP-302

Call Your Mom BdayLP-307

Birthday Greetings

Belated Bday CakeLP-304, A6

Bearly BdayLP-3008, 4bar

Dog BdayLP-306, A2

Bunny BdayLP-3006

Typewriter BdayLP-3010, 4bar

Killer BdayLP-3005, 4bar

Bon AnniversaireLP-3002, 4bar

Birthday Greetings

Smarmy AnniversaryLP-140, A2

Embarrassing AnniversaryLP-1020

StorkLP-145, 4bar

BreadwinnerLP-129, A2

Hooray BabyLP-1026, 4bar

Smooch CongratsLP-1049, A2

Wacky CongratsLP-1048, 4bar

Relationship Greetings

Holy Shit GraduateLP-147, A2

Bye Bye BooksLP-1028, A2

Gimme FiveLP-1047, 4bar

FanfuckinLP-1033, 4bar

OuchLP-138

Gross Get WellLP-1007, A2

Graduation/Congrats/Get Well

Got ThisLP-1044, 4bar

UmbrellaLP-1029, 4bar

Sympathy FlowerLP-303, 4bar

Give Up ShipLP-132, 4bar

Pet CondolenceLP-305, A2

Condolences/Well Wishes

Shanks a LotLP-4001, 4bar

Thanks so Freakin Much!LP-130, 4bar

Chip Type ThanksLP-403, 4bar

Tis for ThanksLP-4006, 4bar

Thanks BestieLP-4005, A2

Franks a LotLP-402, 4bar

Thank Yous

Baby Shower InviteLP-4003, A7

Starry InviteLP-4002, #10

Dance Party InviteLP-4004, A7

Invitations

Cranky Cat HolidayLP-2007, A2

Red Envelope

Zombie SantaLP-2002, A2

Red Envelope

Meowy ChristmasLP-2006, 4barRed Envelope

Boozy HolidaysLP-2009, A2

Red Envelope

Monster HolidaysLP-2010, 4barRed Envelope

Wise MenLP-2008, 4bar

Holiday Greetings

Reindeer PooLP-2012, 4barRed Envelope

Happy Depression MonthLP-2003

Holiday TootsLP-2001, A2

Lonely HolidayLP-2011, A2

Holiday SurpriseLP-2005, A2

Red Envelope

Naughty HolidayLP-2004, A2

Holiday Greetings

YahoosLP-201, 4bar

Red Envelope

Dear TimmyLP-206, A2

Red Envelope

Oy Vey SantaLP-202, 4bar

Red Envelope

Killer HolidayLP-205, 4bar

Red Envelope Santa FartLP-207, 4bar

Santa’s PhoneLP-208, 4bar

Perfect FamilyLP-209, 4bar

Up Yours SantaLP-210, 4bar

Red Envelope

Guilty HolidayLP-213, A2

Holiday Greetings

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