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(0 i& m for i K ii u. r V y ANOTHER YKAR. mr rxaixt. j. iiaxx. Another year haa gone to come no more ; IU hc-iic- of Joy and bourn of grief are done Ti jjone wb're nUier yean bat gone before. Where all mart rod that erer m begun ; Where gaunt ami gray obiit ion lotea to dwell, And infant time flint linped the houra "farewtll." Btlow the fleecy fold of drifting anow, like beauty laid at res-t- , the verdnre lie. Beneath the ice, the nilent rhers flow, The rippling rilia are hidden from our eye, While time glide by u mvlftjy an the wind, Ami only leaea bin memories behind. The pring-tirn- c came and, ere it jantedaway, The vrorid wa robed in lieautyverywhero ; The blooming rnnea and the new-mo- hay I'erf timed the breezes of the rummer air ; Then numnirr came, and with her flying gold, TUc simple tory of a year was told. yjCjrTi 'hJUJtoaet Ut, Aim flja?5atiUhoryviriiiK v Jnto the Kllriil irm or the pa.it; .. Aud now, another year hn proudly bring. Tbr.f aneral dirge it cliauted iy the breeze, Through the liarc branches of the leaflet treat. The New Year come with many frowning ftant, Vet, with a thmiKand proinlrea of joy; The tom!er rhailM of mat u rer j earn Our j out hf n I faiicn and fair dreams dcxtroy- - Yrt, heatenly Hope Iookn down, with angel cycx, I'rom gleauiiiig, golden gate of faradta-- . Ambition oiutH uh to the tollxome way That lead to worldly honor aud renown; Yil all life'x fleeting phantouiit intuit decay, And all our fading fancies totter down-Wh- ile coining hirdn may lng immortal aongi Of our great failing aud ptupcnduux wrongn. Tlicre in one dream that neer fade nor dl The dream of Hiaten. How man e!ouly grand J Tho' all life' howling tenitn that ari)e, Hwr'p o'er the rock of agen win re we Maud; We glance adown the iiathway we hain trod, And Irate our imierfctioiiit "all with GoJ. O.Time! roll dovn thy ceawliFHrourwMifchaugo With all thy iiiihrrcal light aud fhadc; O, mjatcry ! Ik fore thy botiudlewi raugo AH human iiudcrxtaiiding falin dlmnayed ; Thy eil, that puzzle etery liuman brain, lly angel only can be reut in twain. CATCH ISO A TAKTAIf. A Tradition of Nwrilen. ChnrlcH XrL of Sweden, Hiirnamcd, on account of Iiib wnrlikc j)ropon8itieH, by Iiih atlrairerK, tlio " Lion of the Nortb, npd by his tletrnctors, with equal jus- tice, perlinpH, the "Miulrnan of tlio North," accidentally encountored at the Chateau Ooriz a young creature from the bankH of the Volga a neico of Baron Gortz. So powerful was the im- - lrcssion he at once made upon tho litherto impregnable heart of the hero, po completely wjis he spell-bouu- d in her charms, that ho Hcomcd to lose all recol- lection of other niatterH, even of the dis- astrous battle of Pultowa. The name of this enchantress was tho Princess Ikla for hho was a Princess, her mother, tho Baron's sister, having married tho Dctman of the Tartars. Being left an orphan at an early age, huo had taken up her residence with Baron Gortz at Stmlsnnd. Tho Baron was a bit of a historian or ho thought he was and was then en- gaged in writing a history of the King, who called upon him often to revise and correct tho worfc Besides, the Baron was ono of the crown councillors, and was often intrusted with important bus- iness of the state. Charles XII. had that desire which seems to be inhcrenin the breast of greatness ho wished to bo loved for himself alone, without regard to his state and grandeur. Consequently ho had himself presented to Ikla under the simple -- title of Count d'Olfen, and in that name he paid his court to the er- ratic Princess, for her Turtr.r blood made her disregard many of the con- ventionalities of life, though her uncle of ten declared that she had the blood of tho Gortzes full in her veins, and was no more a Tartar than he was; and there was not much of the Kalmuck about him. Baron Gortz w:ts liighly delighted at tho prospect of becoming tho uncle of tho King; but that delight was tempered by n wholcsomo dread r.f his prospect- ive nephew-in-la- For, stripping oil tho dazzling veil of his military glory, ho must acknowledge that tho "Lion of tho North " was an unmitigated tyrant, and ruled itis subjects in a vory arbi- trary manner. Baron do Gortz hnd proof of this eno day, when ho received a letter from tho King. It contained these words : " Baron Gortz, information lnw reach od mo that tho Captain of llubann, GiisUyuh ltcinold, who wan condoninod to death for neglect of orclora at tho battlo of Fultovra, but who escaped beforo the execution of hits (sen- tence, lian been neon in Stralnund. Write to tho Governor; loll him I hold him reeponwblo for tho approhoutuon of this trai- tor. Within livo minutes of hid being taken and identified, let him bo shot. Aud tho ter-8o- n in whoio houto ho hhall lc found Bhali bo forthwith Hhot. CnAULEs." This letter troubled the good Baron soroly, for his nieco had made him proniiso to intercedo for this identical young officer. Ho broke into a cold perspiration when he reflected that if ho did so tho probability was that ho would get himself shot for his pains. Ho wished in his heart that the King and Ikla were married, becauso then ho slrould bo his uncle, aud he could novor think of shooting ono of tho royal family. Ho wrote the order to the Governor, and sent it by a servant, who informed him that an officer of tho police wished to speak with him. Wondering at this he hurried to the 'hall below. On his return, he found Ikla, a sylphid, dark-haire- d, dark-eye- d gipsy of a woman, gazing listlessly from the large bay win- dow into the street below. She noticed that ho was in a stato of perturbation. What is the matter ?' she asked. "I want to put you on your guard," ho exclaimed, breathlessly. " The po-lic- o have sent to say they have reason to believe that a yonng man is concealed Romowhere in my chateau." "I know it," answered Ikla, coollv. " I concealed him." "Who!" exclaimed the astonished Baron. " Who is he?" ' Gustavns Beinold." The Baron tittered a dismal groan. " Ikla, you havo murdered me !" he cried, and sank feebly into-- a chair. Not so bad as that, I hope," she re- plied, smilingly. I tell you that whoever harbors the traitor is to be shot !" exclaimed the frightened Baron, irately. "Tou know well that Gustavns is no traitor." "What signifies that? U the King orders it, he must be shot and so must I!" And the Baron groaned again. " What made you vake so fatal an inter- est iu this wretched youag man ?" "His misfortunes," replied Ikla. "He is innocent ; I know it, and my dear mother, yonr sister, knew it also. Forced by a cruel and unjust sentence to fly Iris country be found refuge and safety m ours." "Then, why the deuce did he leave it?" " To follow me when you sent for me. Finding the pnrsuit so hot, I thought the best asylum for him was your chateau." At this moment, a servant entered the room, and announced Count D'Olfen. The Baron's visage brightened, with a idea. - ' hopeful , " Thereifl but one cllance for us all !" he exclaimed, " marry ther-Cotm- t, and then " he checked himself abruptly. "If it depends on that,. our chance is small," fihe returned roguishly; but listen to mo obey me, audal.will yet be well. I intend to play a desperalo game ; but, if I win, 1 shall save a life of far more value than my own." She held a rapid conference with the Uaron ; and though he listened to her at first with astonishment and alarm, she liually won him over to her purpose, and he promised to assist her, though it was with fear aud trembling. But he had pretty well made up his mind by this time that he should bo shot any way, and ho thought it did not make much difference for what. Ho withdrew, and Charles XIX. as Count D'Olfen, entered tho room, nc wore the uniform of his favorite regi- ment ; a light blue coat trimmed with gold, and the corners of the skirts turned back ; high boots of black leather, to which a formidable pair of spurs were attached ; a three-cornere- d black hat ; a black stock ; buff gauntlets, and a heavy sword. He looked more like a warrior equipped for the field than a fond lover seeking his lady's bower. He felt like a timid school-bo- y in the presence of his exquisite beauty, who had stormed the outworks of his heart, and penetrated to the very citadel. Would anv one believe that he wns Charles XII.? In her turn, Dria also had her reflec- tions. "He seeks a Tartar," she thought; "he shall find one." " What, Count," she exclaimed, "in regimentals? How devoted you must bo to the King." " Well, I am," he exclaimed ; " but I came here, as well as I can recollect, to tell you how devoted I am to you only I confess myself awkward in these mat- ters. I never cared for a wman till I saw you." " Why, Cojqit, you must bo tho very counterpart of the King," cried Ikla, coqnettishly. "They say he hates women. " He docs no such thing," replied Charles, quickly. "How do you know?" she asked urchly. " I think I know him." " You might as well say you think you know yourself." How ?" he said suspiciously. " Which no man does." " Oh, I know you, at all events. I know what a taking, striking, bewitching little creature you aro ! Above all, I know how I love you ! I am a plain, blunt soldier, and like to know tho Avorst that can happen to me. Do you love me?" "Is that the worst that can happen you ?" she asked demurely. "Jkla, I generally get the best of it at blows ; but I own you beat mo on words. I shall simply return to tho charge. Do you love mo ?" " 1 must have proof of your love be- fore I answer that." "What proof?" "Would you grant any little whim of mine ?" " Certainly I would." " Don't make any rash promises." "I swear it." Ikla laughed gleefully, went into an adjoining room, and brought forward an antique costume, such as had been worn by tho dames of fifty years ago. " I have the greatest desire to see how you would look dressed as my grand- mother," she cried. The King was appalled. " Death and tho dev ," he began. " Oh, fie ! no swearing in a lady's presence, she said,checkiug him. "But 1 am glad I havo discovered what your love amounts to." He expostulated with her, and ended, as common mortals do, in submitting to a woman's will. She then dressed him in the heavy brocade dress, and then tied the high, starched cap tightly under his chin. " Faugh !" he cried in disgust, " this dress makes mo smell like a muskrat." " You don't like perfumes, then ?" " Xo yes ; one guuiowder l" Pm like CharlesXII., and there's no perfume for mo but gunpowder. " Oil, that I were his wife !" exclaimed Ikla, fervently. He regarded her in pleased surprise. "What, aro you hi love with the King?" " Oh, dear, no ! Only I might be in- clined to sacrifice one's self for the good of one's country. Charles smiled grimly. " Yon are vastly condescending," ho replied. " Aud, pray, what else would you do for the good of yonr country ?" "I soften his character." I would tame this lion ; and he should soon bo as much beloved as he is already admired and feared." " Andhow is this to be accomplished ?" inquired Charles. "Sit down and let me tell yon. Thero now, you must fancy yourself " Charles XIL" "WelLI do," ho answered with a significant smile, "Consider me the queen," she con- tinued, :nd drew her chair beside him. tl Go on," he cried, rather pleased with the conceit. "I should devote my life to obtain- ing and securing his entire confidence,"' " We will suppose you have it" - "Then I should use it to make him submit, on all fitting occasions, to my sovereign will. I would teach him the true value of his noblest pitirocative." " Which is " " Hercy." "tome, come, CbarleH XIL is se- - vcn i know but ho is just." " Not always. Witness the cas of captain JKeinold. Charles started, and glanced at her snspicionsly. "What do you know of that culprit?" he cried. "His sentence is nnjust," she an- swered, -- firmly, " and therefore a fit ob- ject for the interference of the queen." She rose, went to the table and took a from it " Now, if 1 were Queen, faper approach the King, as I do you, with this paper in my hand." She walked up to him with dignity. "I wonld say to him,. Sir, your honor and your glory both require that yon should put your name to this sign." Ho took the paper from licr in sur- prise, and looked at it. ' A pardon for Captain Reinold," he exclaimed, and his brow darkened angrily. " Indeed, then my dear littlo friend "if I were CharlesXII. this would be my answer." He tore up tlio paper. Nothing discomposed, she immedi- ately drew another paper from her pocket. "Then," she said, and knelt at his feet, pleadingly, as she spoke, " King of Sweden, your eyes arc blinded, not by justice, but by anger. When Cap- tain Kcinold was intrusted with that or- der, he found the battle of Pultowa irretrievably lost ; if ho had delivered it. he would onlv havo caused a mas sacre of the Swedish prisoners by the re- morseless Russians. For this reason alone he did not deliver it, and thus in- curred your Majesty's displeasure." " I desire to know the reason of the extraordinary interest you take in this young man ?"ho asked. "You shall know, Count," she an- swered, "when you havo promised to obtain his pardon from the King." " I will make no such promise," cried Charles, sternly. A timid knocking at the door uis- - turned them. Ikla would have opened J, lth J ,V -- imiTS T ,T ' but Charles, aware of the ridinnlmia . a photographic manner m which lie was dressed, re strained her. Then the voice of the Baron whb heard, in very tremulous ac- - cents, declaring that the royal council was assembled, and awaited the pres- ence of the Count. Charles, in dismay, begged Jkla to re- move tho dress, for he found it impos- sible to do so ; but she onlj laughed at his predicament. " Wretched girl," he exclaimed, angrily, "you have forced me to de- clare myself, lam the King." But she .only laughed the louder. " Sire," she answered with mocking courtesy, " 1 havo known it from tho first. Sign the pardon, therefore, or I will at once admit the council." The king was obliged to acknowledge himself vanquished. He signed the pardon, and Ikla freed him from the obnoxious garments. Then sho ad- mitted hor undo, and informed tho King that he was all the council there was assembled, and reassured the poor Baron, who looked half frightened to . death for his share in the little plot. "Baron do Gortz," said Charles, " for certain reasons I have pardoned I Captain Keinold. Let this pardon be sent to him at once." Ikla took the pardon. "There is no occasion to send it, sire," she said, archly. " I can deliver it myself. Gustavus is concealed in the chateau." J " Gustavus again !'' cried the King, sharply. " Js this man your lover ?" "He is; and would have been my husband." " Ihen you have deceived me every way." " Xo, sire ; you deceived yourself. Had I been ambitious, I might have sealed your ruin ; as it is, I have saved Sweden from a. Queen who would not have been worthy of hor, and restored to her a King who is." He was determined she should not beat him every way. "Ikla," lu exclaimed, "Twill restore Reinold to favor, and make liim a colonel ; and, as I still have my doubts about lum, let you marry him. No doutit you will teach him to obey orders in future ; and may he not find" "What?" " That he has caught a Tartar !" The Influence of Xcwj, papers. J Tho Boston Iravcllcr states that a school teacher who had enjoyed the benefit of a long practice of his profes- sion, and had watched closely the influ- ence of a newspaper ujkui the minds of a family of children, gives as a result of his observation that without exception those scholars of both sexes and tillages who have access to newspapers at home, when compared with those who have not, are : 1. Better readers, excelling in pronunciation, and consequently read uioro nndcrstandingly 2. They are better spellers, and define word's with ease and accuracy. 3. They ob- tain a partial knowledge of geography in almost half tho time it requires others, as the newspaper ha made them familiar with the location of ini-lorta- nt places and nations, their gov- ernments end doings. 4. They are bet- ter gramtaarians, for having become familiar with every variety of style in the newspaper, from commonplace ad- vertisements to the finished aud classi- cal oratior of the statesman, they more readily comprehend tho meaning of the text, and analyze its con- tents with accuracy. Heat and Disease. During the reheating of the furnaces of an iron establishment in England, ?ays the llritieh Journal of Science, the men worked when the "thermometer, placed so as not to be influenced by the radiation of heat from the open doors, marked 120 degrees. In the Bessemer pits, the men continue a kind of labor, requiring great muscular effort, at 140 degrees. In some of the operations of glass-makin- g, the ordinary summer working temperature is considerably over 100, and the radiant heat to which the workmen are subjected far exceeds 212 degrees. In a Turkish bath, the shampocwrs continue four or five hours at a time in a moist atmosphere at tem- perature ranging from 105 to 110 de- grees, lii enamel works, men labor daily in a heat of over 300 degrees. On the Bed sea steamers, the temperature of tho t loke-hol- e is 145 degrees. And yet in none of tfcee cases does any special form or tvpe of disease develop itself. All Sorts. Song of the seeds Put me immy little bed. .- - 4y Tiie rich man's blunders 'pats current for wise maxims. v America imported 114 Li&8and 230 physicians last year. " 1tf Pdncii says the unfortunate man's friends live a long way ofE h& Every eight mtnatM, nigaitrfawd day, one person dies, mSky five minutes one is born, in tho city of Londoaif Statistics show that of the wrcigners coming to this country last yjr 220,000 wero Catholics and 207.000 Jlstants. .VS"8-,- - ' - V rf -- . Wi. . Jins. Jjaw, ol Vermont, Teaueu her husband a liur eight years ago, and he has not spoken to her since, though re- maining in the house. Kaiser William could sit his horse under a shower of bullets, but when it came to having an aching tooth drawn, he took chloroform. Tim standing army of the new Ger- man Empire is rather a formidable ar ray, comprising b2o,TM men, 50,250 horses, and 57G field guns. Mrs. Sam Colt, of Hartford, sicrns every check and order for money used by her revolvor foundry, and tikes a walk through the establishment twico a week. There aro in the full House 293 mem- bers, deducting nine vacancies. There aro now 283 members 100 straight-ou- t Republicans, Si) Democrats, aud 4 Lib- erals. Mr. Jtdfjst does business in Cleve- land. Thero is one advantage about Ar Ti.ir:..i. ;' ,. , camera. A SpVUt'.nr. IVJi Offics fnnnnr rnicnii ' a thousand dollars' worth of onions to the acre, and doesn't belonir to the I giange either. He thinks he is strong i enough without it. I TnE English mine 120,000,000 tons of coal a year. Of these, 75,000,000 go for ' home manufactures ; 10,000,000 for ex- port ; 20,000,000 in smelting, forging, j coal-cettin- g and the like, and only , 15,000,000 are used for domestic pur- poses. I From a return just issued, it annenrs 1 that during tho last twelve years En- - ! fihiud has expended a sum equal to I S32,G-1G,!)8- upon coast fortifications, distributed for the most part at Ports- mouth, Plymouth, Portland, Pembroke, Shcemcss, Dover, Graveseud, Chatham and Cork. A society has beeu formed, in Hel-giu- m for collecting all waste paper and j selling it lor the ueneht ol the Pope. The socipty has appealed to all tho pos- sessors of "bad books, such as the works of Voltaire, Rousseau, Diderot, Volney, and other detestable authors," 10 hand them over as waste paper. The foreign trade of Great Britain has not been satisfactory to her mer- chants this year so far. That nation sold $32,500,000 .less of cotton, linen. silk and woolen fabrics, and had to buy cw,uw,uwp more oi articles oi ioou in the first nine months of this year than in the corresponding period last year. The Bingham Canon railroad in Utah cost only 1 11 per mile. The Salt Lake Tribune says that it is the cheapest rail- road ever built in any country, and demonstrates the fact that the great mineral resomces of Utah can be de- veloped in an extraordinarily short time by reason of their ability to build rail- roads at a cost but little above that of an ordinary wagon road. Hisihofrsheim Eccentricities of the (ircat Paris Banker. The Paris correspondent of tho New York Times reviews the career of the eminentbanker, M. Biscfioffsheira, whose death was recently announced by tele- graph. He leaves a fortune which is estimated at between 70.000.000 and 80,000,000 of francs, and all made by (himself. Ho not .only deprived him- - scn, uiu ins iamiiy, oi ail ont the bare necessaries of life. It was only a few years ago that he could afford to have wine upon his tabic, and the ordinary delicacies of life were sternly forbidden. M. Bischoffshoim has two sons and one daughter, and the former are well known to every flaneur upon the boule- vards. They are seen on every public occasion, but, although living in the midst of wealth, they have lived in the midst of great privation. The. two men wero only too glad to flecT from the paternal roof, but the income allowed them was insufficient. Naturally they were led into debt and folly. After one scene tho father allowed the elder an apartment and a Victoria with one horse, but this concession was made by protocol, and a regular agreement was signed. This document enumerated what the man of 30 odd must not do. and the moment a single stipulation was violated supplies were cut off im- mediately. In this way two young men, with good hearts and "a fair amount of brains, have been rendered unfit for any pnblic dnties, and they will live out their days in the enjoyment of a wealth of which they were deprived in the days of youth, l'he Bischoffsheims are very ranch liked for their politeness and amia- bility, and.evcrybody in Parisian society has sympathized most heartily in their deprivations. Neither are married, and they now have something like five and twenty millions each. Serpesis of the Yeast. One of the most remarkable illustrations of the mysterious line that separates the deadly antl the wholesome in nature is given in the JEnglih Medical JPrcsr, which that the poison of the cobra, the most deadly of the East India serpents, has been chemically with the following results: Carbon, 46 ; nitrogen, 13 ; oxygen, 6 ; sulphur, 24 ; and hydrogen, la This is exactly the composition of beer yeast. The latter is nsed in manufacturing the J uiu in uif ureau ; me lonaer is so deadly in its nature that, even when taken from the cake and preserved, and afterward injected under the skin of animals, it is immediately fat! Reminiscences of Dcnrer Life. Denver letter to the Chicago Tribune.) It seems incredible that this city is only twelve years old, having been in- corporated in 1801 ; but such is the fact. Denver, however, has had its history, as well as other towns in the West ; and for a long time it was the resort of a gang of desperadoes, gamblers, and thieves, who seized upon the offices of the city, and really attempted to com- mit their crimes in tho name of the law. These cut-thro- at at one time controlled everything, elected the municipal of- ficers, possessed themselves of the wealth of the citv. intimidated the ed itors and Justices, and held 'high carni- val of crime. . A desperado nanledaincs -- Gordon-killed an inoffensive German, and the German people roused to action. Gor- don tied to a ranche, and a strong party surrounded it, when the desperado came forth on a swift horse and dashed through his pursuers. A shower of bul- lets followed him, but he escaped un- harmed. A mass meeting was then called in Denver, money raised, aud officers sent after the fugitive. Thev trailed him 1,700 miles, and at bust cap- tured him near the Indian Territory, and took him to Leavenworth. Here Gordon's friends got a writ of habeas i corpus, and took him from the Denver officers. Again Gordon was about to escape ; but tho Germans of Leaven- worth gathered in a mob, attacked tho officers of the law, and recaptured the desperado. Three times the mob had a rope around Gordon's nek, but were prevented from hanging him by the civil officers. In the scutlle the prison er's clothes were torn from his back and he was so badly beaten that he begged some one to shoot him on the spot. At last it was agreed that Gor- don should be taken back to Denver for trial, and upon this promise the mob dispersed. He was delivered over to Mr. Middaugh, the leading officer from Denver. His trial was sliort, and he was convicted of murder and sentenced to bo hanged. After a week given him to prepare for death, he was exe- cuted. The editor of the J!oc; Mountain Xcwk made some comments on a mur- der, which offended tho desperadoes, and they attacked his office. While Mr. Bycrs, one of the editors, was sitting in an office talking with three Northern gentlemen, four gamblers rushed in, seized him, dragged him to a drinking-saloo- n, and would have murdered him but for the interference of friends. The gamblers then went to the printing office, but wero prevented from destroy ing it bv the typos, who had armed themselves with guns and revolvers. , Several shots were fired ; but the rnf- - J lians, seeing the citizens were finning, fled and hid themselves. The aroused citizens made a general search, and I Steele, the ringleader of the band, was taken aud shot. Another of the gamblers was captured, aud about to be hanged, when he begge.' the people to spare his life and permit him to leave Xho country. The tines tiou was put to vote, and carried by a , small maiontv, to spare mm, on con dition that he would quit Denver at , once and forever ; which he did. ! A man named Ford committed a mur der under peculiarly-aggravatingcircu- m stunnps nml m innti'tuwl but. lining u I bad man. and emboldened bv his first i success, he soon afterward did a mur- - der in cold blood. when the people rose ' nml demnnded his execution Ford rtoil lint .. n nrimtniftnn i .. Viirilnntu fl. ....v., .,..v W.U1H1..VV - W. lowed him, took him from a stage-coac- h, aud shot him by the road-sid- e. Another mnrderer lied to the Indians; but the Vigilants followed day and night, over mountain and plain, until he was taken aud hung. ) Steele had a brother, who had sworn to take the life of Mr. Pollock, who had shot his brother. One day they met on the highway in Denver ; but Pollock, i seeing Steele first, covered him with his rifle, and called him to pass on. Steele did so, the deadly tube bearing on him until he was out of range. Two years afterward these men met in New Mexico, aud simultaneously recognized each other. Both fired ; but Pollock es- caped, while Steele fell with a ball through his brain. Jt was over this rough road of blood Denver found peace, and became the quiet and orderly city she is to-da- y. Her citizens banded together for her defense, and became a law unto themselves. Dixon has told us that " From three to five persons were usually killed dur- ing the night, and sometimes in open day, in Denver;" and, although this " statement has been vigorously denied, j it is probable that, at one time in the cany uisiory oi tne city, it came near being the truth. Richardson tells us the printing-office- s were aruenals, and that both editors and typos went armed about their work, presenting between themselves and the desperados a sort of " armed nentraltiy." He aho assures us that he saw a murderer condemned to death in the following manner : .Indge : "The jury have found you ruiltv : have von anvthinc to sav - C why sentence of death should not be passed upon yon ?" Prisoner " I have nothing to sav." Judge "Then I will snbmit' the question to this assemblage f about 400 people. All you who believe in this verdict say Aye.' A roar of affirma- tives. All who opposed, No. A fee- ble No,' the prisoner alone voting in the negative. Judge "Prisoner, you will be hanged morning." Prisoner "Thank you." Roars of langhterj. i The oil springs of Canada appear to have proved no better investment than those of Pennsylvania. From the first . discovery of petroleum to Jhc present . time savs the Toronto Globc-t- hc his- - tory of its production and manufacture has been marked with disaster to thos who embarked their fortunes in them. That paper estimates the capita! actually destroyed nothing whatever left to Hhow for it at no Iesa than $.",000,000 J .Inn. TU....::i: x t.v I """"v. auc p.criiv CVUUIIIUU OI tUll- - welL Petrolia, and other plsces is hardly less deplorable than that of Pithole City, whose 25,000 inhabitants hare been reduced to twelve families. Indiridaal Marks. It would be advisable for all persons liable to accidents, ni women, children, and editors, to carry with them romc indellible mark by which they may be known, in case of casuality, and thus save trouble. An auchoi in India ink with "John Smith, my name : Podnuk, my stntion; the world my dwelling place, and I don't knww inv destination," is appropriate and useful. We have car- ried this device on our left arm for sixty years, with the addition of ahtrawberrv j mark, and never hivu felt lost yet, ex cept when a duu came with a bill. For the neglect of this simple prt caution a woman of Providence left that city pouio -- time ago to go aud take care of her vick.jsi JFaljUtiyer. tixijjg, no time for her return except that it would bo when her sNter was better. She did not write home. After a while the sister recovering, she started home-- j want, in ii:e x'rovuience none cars she fell dead. The only marked cloth- ing that sho had was a borrowed ioeket-handkerchi- ef ; and when a description of her. was published no one came for- ward to identify her. Her sister snp-iose- d she was at home ; her husband supMKed that she was still at herister's. The lnnly was taken to tho morgue, and has been lying there since the first of November. Within a day or two one of tho Fall River friends went to Provi- dence to see her, and then the fact was developed that she had not arrived. In- quiry was made and tho truth was then learned. A singular feature of the case is that every day since tho body had been in the mortrue tho husband had been at work within two hundred feet of tho building, entirely uucouciouK of the fact that his wife lay in there dead. Danbury Xctvx. One Hundred Years Ago. One hundred and ten years ago there was not a single white man in Kentucky, Ohio, Indiana, or Illinois. Then, what is the most flourishing part of America was as little known as the country around tho mysterious mountains of the moon. It was not until 1707 that lloonu left his home in North Carolina, to be- come the first pioneer settler in Ken- tucky. The first pioneer of Ohio did not settle until 20 years after. Canada be- longed to France, and tho population did uot exceed half a million of people. A hundred years ago tho great Fred- erick of Prussia was performing those great exploits which have maths his name immortal in military annuls, and wiui ins nine monareliT whs sustaining a single contest with Russia. ' Austria and France, the three great powers of Europe combined. Wash- - j lugton was a modest lrginia Colonel, and the great events in the history of the two worlds in which these great but dissimilar men took leading parts were i then scarcely foreshadowed. A hundred ! years ago the I mtcd States vvcre tho most loyal part of the British Empire, ' and on the political horizon no speck indicated the struggle which, within a , score of jears thereafter, established the Kreat Republic of the world. A hundred years ago there were but four f newspaper in America ! Steam engines had not been imagined, railroads and telegraphs had not entered into the re- - motest conception of men. When we come to look back at it through the VIHltt OI history, WO lllld that to tllO CCI1- - nr7 i,wt passed has been allotted more "nportant even te in their bearing upon ; thft lPl"ess of the world, than almost IS?" wLldl l,M iM "iW th ' The Swedes and Norwegians. A correspondent of the NcicnOjir I American writes that "never could more dissimilar nations be united under one government than Norway and Swe- - den. Norway clings with the most ab- surd tenacity to old things and old wavs of doing them, while Sweden is ready to advance with the rest of the worhf. The difference appears strikingly on the line of railroad lietwccn Christiana and Stockholm. The road is about 400 miles long, of which, say, 100 are in Norway and 300 in Sweden. The time for express trains is about twenty hours. ' Of this something like 8 hours is taken for tho Norwegian 100 milcsleaving 12 f hours really only 11 hours for the ' .,vi;bii ann mil .r io miu n;..!, I i o5 m:w, per i.ou ' nnt mo.t 0er thn S travel in Norway is by the very old I fashion of cariolcs and post-horse- s, the principal roads under Government care being in good order and the speed averaging, with push, six or seven mile Ier hour. The American Consul iii Christiana which is the only active part of Norway is trying liard to get 1 lluffal" onr movers and reapera into use there. though thus far with indifferent suc j cess. In Sweden these things are being taken hold of with something like free- dom. Mr. IJacela's Relitrioai View. The Hon. William IL Iferruinii- - th law-partn- er of President Lincoln, lias grown weary of the attacks upon his ' veracity indnlged in Dr. Holland, , , ., by . . . . i ur 1 ?na ptners, who have msisU-- i that .Mr. .Lincoln became a Christian in , Is w ni exercises. He had respect for religion and its outward forms. He had alro profoundly sense, ' approaching mysticiMn. But it will bfi U Jmnowrilc (n nmrn tVmt was Christian m to prove he was and biographers will aiTide upon this they are divided now, to their" own personal beliefs or Xtu; is a little lanrer 31310- - sippi. New York cr Tennessee, and has the of the Lwt State, perhaps of whom 33,000 alare?. Cab 13 660 miles Ioe, end wide the point. TIIKNKW VK.IK. prar ol.l man MM at th ror ; ranc the Nll aol clar ; Tho Lour m tnMnicM. at4 ll tuuf, Ttw !! BT of the Year. Auit, a be Kull, tbe oi 1 man tur. Ami Utitrtirtt bctxa'h hi lrrtti ; He anil aiii: ilJ W; tt jtt !! W41nl a knfH fur tlrytb. ' OM roau." all I, 'thl htu-U- . uiUtlt SrBi illy out of Jlce ; !eniu chant, a illrjr, or Jrrr WoiiM War a trttrr Rrt--- . ' T! OM Yr tUr wrtsbnl J.wn h i, Wrlshr.1 ilowu tth mlrnt : Come, XatH tn Aoa Mh nre antl nwntu t CJcne ynu tn tnj Luat,' 1 mourn Mt frlhr f," M h I " A r life I tj;ln. I .In nt rtnz the obi Year out I rlui the rr Yrr tu. " " Why-it- f ye wih to rriurMaotltlei?-- : ThW hour I not tor teara ; The tar ! Hi e htn te.lit. iMtr, AUue the romluc ya ! " I Uuctt art iw: fr rrj y). Ami not ntth r!uiiil mirth ; iUvt lr. 1 toll JU't tur tte ilea.! I i lehrate a litrth. Come, turn yixtr WcV ujn the jutt. An.l Mil rtuir bW lwue ; The llillt In lrV, tilt thru, Kl lr, Jiv cvnirth with the Un. Tun best remedy for meroantilo troubles A liberal use of printer' ink. Why is a ioker like an angry ? Because it stirs up a smonhbniig fire. What is that which no one wishes t have and no ono wishes to ke ? A bald head. When is an encampment most likuly to burn well? When tho tcutt aro pitched. Tin: most sentimental uerciM yet known is said t bo woman' eye kw mi- ming in tears. a it may seem, many of the richest planter in Jamaica live on coffee grounds. Why is a sol.ir eclipse bko a woman whipping her boy ? Because it' hid- ing vi the nun. When doe mortification ensue? When you Kp tlio question and aro answered "No '" Why is blind-man's-bu- ff like sympa- thy ? Because it i a fellow feulit-.- for u fellow-creatur- e. " What is vour name, little girl ?" "Minnie." "Minnie what?" " Min- - me Don't ; that's what mamma calm me. Mum. Jkvkins complained in the even- - ihs l,, tnrKoy shohnd eaten diiln t " w,n- - "I'n'hably Haul Jenkins, " ,l Ws" not a hen turkey. "Ho got a glass of water in his face. " Who cut vour clothe. Tommy?" asked a visitor of a curiously ragged boy. "Well." said he ingenuously, " ma cuts my pants, and pa cuts my jackets. A rATiinn, ill his daughter, who kad loftt bet husband, mid : "I don't wonder yuti grieve for him. mr Hn'Id ; you will never find hi ' I don t know iu I m" rextKimlod tho sobbing widow, " but I'll do my best The father felt comforted. A rnEAi'tiEit took up u collection on Sunday, and found, when lua hat wiw returned, that then wasn't n iu it. " I thank my God," said ho, turn- ing the hat upside down and tapping the crown of it with his hand, "that I ,mV), t ,mt bnok from this congro- - -j- on." " Do vou go to schoo now, tannic t " icj, sir; I had a to-da- to. " You had? Which whiped ?ft " Oil, got whipped," ho replied wilhgre.it frankness. " Was the other lwiy bigger than you ?" " No, he wan littler.1 " Well, how cune you to let a littler boy whip vou ?" " Oh, you eo ho was madder nor 7 ." The Decline of MethodNm. A good deal has been sntd of lato about the decline of Muthodinm, par ticularly in New York. TheiVorivf-r- m f'hriftian Advorafr tike no stck in these stories, and jiret'nU tho fol- - lowing interesting table. Tho figure stand for communicaiitA : Cfi. In U. !(). tt i. l"Tt. Albany .. l.fl VVI l,7v. X' lultlmnrr.... . 1V70H 1I,h3 I6.WM Ift.Mfi IVrtm I,WI l,Tt X.71 M J:"''V.J . .. 1,-- iftn 3.XI iHjm ... 2TJ 4T 771 1.3f 1l!rai(u . - . lit MO I,(H 4.177 fTereUud IM 9U Xjfii Cincinnati. . . 2.7V. 3,17 3,c.S ,rt Iirolt. 511 V--t n I.HJ Ii.JUmi.-i- b 9T7 1.IY3 1377 3, Hartfonl. CU Sfr) Sl 375 K Iw.JI I.WB ' I.SW J.' Mllvankr HI 2-- 7 (77 Newark . . TMl l,1l WK ii NewHateti U 3M i.Vm , 1.J01 New York 6,1K h3 II.II ViJi FLiUJe);tia ,!? ?,". I7.WI 1J. mtxiiunch !'! i,xi is 'xa IVrUar!, lie 7J 7W l.'7 'MX ITorMeare. ilH Tl I,t ITM w.lmU esi 'Mi m .tm Wllmltiton. IMI. TBI 1.3OT JAW 2.7 Wrre.trr, Ma. . 21 I '? I.IM3 Wabiatwti, U. C l.7 2,WI 3,IM , Total iJV-O- S SI.S3 73KO 10MI Tea- - Thc extent io which tiwi are adulter- - atrA imr lw tnfVtrr-- l from tlin tswt Hint - ont of twenty sample analyzed m Lon- - don, only one was found lxti from . U comr-- d of. r k Tnoaro.vf Snbfcrip- - uon Book Publishers, have in press au exlisnstiYe History of the Pmurt-u- ' irvrin U ITi T T. aa. Editor Wtrn Raral, ose of our ablest and best known azricnltaral wri-- ten. Its title U Thb GfcocNWjwaix. It ' will be the standard work os Club, etc, and i certain to prove pent fat. Book .Agents, aod Farraer? especially, ihold read tJae pub!iaher' aulvertiteicpt. It is bod to clL Thk Losdoci TinUA ty tkal hi e- iv lived mj quickly xa tl Um&4 S'.a'.e that a m wha ha beta Art years iat pubUc life if Jot veUraa-- wie iiiier jeare ox hih me, anu uas ueur- - . frar.ds. The leaves of other are ered a lectnre in Springfield to estalv ! largely n.ed, and 'plumbago, iron filings lish the truth of his statement thnt the ami ?ilDl WCre found in it t giv weight President died as had lived, outside uf . t., the i. Altogether, the invwtiga-th- e Christian faith. He engages in the tiou revealed a condition of thing br discussion with the Ixldness and " energy no mean.H calculated to whet thcaptxj'-charactenst- ic of him, and certainly , tii4i" for tea. It m an old saying that goes far to invalidate much of the testi- - ,f people would relish a meal, tliy mnt mony relied uion by the chaminons of j ,, a-r- ay from tho kitrhro. So with Mr. Lincoln' orthodoxy. The trutblfea; jf IeopIe would enjor iUj flavor probably is that Mr. Lincoln was one of . and stimulating effect, they ranst not the most reticent sen who ever lived in j too closeiv Mxniin&e the material which legsia own spiritual a deep for symbols and a religions sometiraes li a that not, hiilorian and question, a according dubeliefc Ccba tha about population nais! 1,333,000, are 135 at widest A Iu;hnl A Humorous. word Inciiciiiiiu: n cMsoling equal.1' penny fight J.IWI Has5afoki Chicago, GraBgee, plant x gfe Lftja, - 1 -- ? ' (?' tj ( . .rsf jyx fr2 - - -- L Jliv"223i

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Another year haa gone to come no more ;IU hc-iic- of Joy and bourn of grief are done

Ti jjone wb're nUier yean bat gone before.Where all mart rod that erer m begun ;

Where gaunt ami gray obiit ion lotea to dwell,And infant time flint linped the houra "farewtll."Btlow the fleecy fold of drifting anow,

like beauty laid at res-t- , the verdnre lie.Beneath the ice, the nilent rhers flow,

The rippling rilia are hidden from our eye,While time glide by u mvlftjy an the wind,Ami only leaea bin memories behind.The pring-tirn- c came and, ere it jantedaway,

The vrorid wa robed in lieautyverywhero ;The blooming rnnea and the new-mo- hay

I'erf timed the breezes of the rummer air ;Then numnirr came, and with her flying gold,TUc simple tory of a year was told.

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Jnto the Kllriil irm or the pa.it;.. Aud now, another year hn proudly bring.Tbr.f aneral dirge it cliauted iy the breeze,Through the liarc branches of the leaflet treat.The New Year come with many frowning ftant,

Vet, with a thmiKand proinlrea of joy;The tom!er rhailM of matu rer j earn

Our j out hfn I faiicn and fair dreams dcxtroy- -

Yrt, heatenly Hope Iookn down, with angel cycx,I'rom gleauiiiig, golden gate of faradta-- .

Ambition oiutH uh to the tollxome wayThat lead to worldly honor aud renown;

Yil all life'x fleeting phantouiit intuit decay,And all our fading fancies totter down-Wh- ile

coining hirdn may lng immortal aongiOf our great failing aud ptupcnduux wrongn.

Tlicre in one dream that neer fade nor dlThe dream of Hiaten. How man e!ouly grand J

Tho' all life' howling tenitn that ari)e,Hwr'p o'er the rock of agen win re we Maud;

We glance adown the iiathway we hain trod,And Irate our imierfctioiiit "all with GoJ.O.Time! roll dovn thy ceawliFHrourwMifchaugo

With all thy iiiihrrcal light aud fhadc;O, mjatcry ! Ik fore thy botiudlewi raugo

AH human iiudcrxtaiiding falin dlmnayed ;Thy eil, that puzzle etery liuman brain,

lly angel only can be reut in twain.

CATCH ISO A TAKTAIf.A Tradition of Nwrilen.

ChnrlcH XrL of Sweden, Hiirnamcd, onaccount of Iiib wnrlikc j)ropon8itieH, byIiih atlrairerK, tlio " Lion of the Nortb,npd by his tletrnctors, with equal jus-tice, perlinpH, the "Miulrnan of tlioNorth," accidentally encountored at theChateau Ooriz a young creature fromthe bankH of the Volga a neico ofBaron Gortz. So powerful was the im- -lrcssion he at once made upon tholitherto impregnable heart of the hero,

po completely wjis he spell-bouu- d in hercharms, that ho Hcomcd to lose all recol-lection of other niatterH, even of the dis-astrous battle of Pultowa.

The name of this enchantress was thoPrincess Ikla for hho was a Princess,her mother, tho Baron's sister, havingmarried tho Dctman of the Tartars.Being left an orphan at an early age,huo had taken up her residence withBaron Gortz at Stmlsnnd.

Tho Baron was a bit of a historianor ho thought he was and was then en-gaged in writing a history of the King,who called upon him often to revise andcorrect tho worfc Besides, the Baronwas ono of the crown councillors, andwas often intrusted with important bus-iness of the state.

Charles XII. had that desire whichseems to be inhcrenin the breast ofgreatness ho wished to bo loved forhimself alone, without regard to hisstate and grandeur. Consequently hohad himself presented to Ikla under thesimple -- title of Count d'Olfen, and inthat name he paid his court to the er-ratic Princess, for her Turtr.r bloodmade her disregard many of the con-ventionalities of life, though her uncleof ten declared that she had the blood oftho Gortzes full in her veins, and wasno more a Tartar than he was; andthere was not much of the Kalmuckabout him.

Baron Gortz w:ts liighly delighted attho prospect of becoming tho uncle oftho King; but that delight was temperedby n wholcsomo dread r.f his prospect-ive nephew-in-la- For, stripping oiltho dazzling veil of his military glory,ho must acknowledge that tho "Lion oftho North " was an unmitigated tyrant,and ruled itis subjects in a vory arbi-trary manner.

Baron do Gortz hnd proof of this enoday, when ho received a letter from thoKing. It contained these words :

" Baron Gortz, information lnw reachod mothat tho Captain of llubann, GiisUyuhltcinold, who wan condoninod to death forneglect of orclora at tho battlo of Fultovra, butwho escaped beforo the execution of hits (sen-tence, lian been neon in Stralnund. Write

to tho Governor; loll him I hold himreeponwblo for tho approhoutuon of this trai-tor. Within livo minutes of hid being takenand identified, let him bo shot. Aud tho ter-8o- n

in whoio houto ho hhall lc found Bhali boforthwith Hhot. CnAULEs."

This letter troubled the good Baronsoroly, for his nieco had made himproniiso to intercedo for this identicalyoung officer. Ho broke into a coldperspiration when he reflected that if hodid so tho probability was that ho wouldget himself shot for his pains. Howished in his heart that the King andIkla were married, becauso then hoslrould bo his uncle, aud he couldnovor think of shooting ono of tho royalfamily.

Ho wrote the order to the Governor,and sent it by a servant, who informedhim that an officer of tho police wishedto speak with him. Wondering at thishe hurried to the 'hall below. On hisreturn, he found Ikla, a sylphid, dark-haire- d,

dark-eye- d gipsy of a woman,gazing listlessly from the large bay win-dow into the street below. She noticedthat ho was in a stato of perturbation.

What is the matter ?' she asked."I want to put you on your guard,"

ho exclaimed, breathlessly. " The po-lic- ohave sent to say they have reason to

believe that a yonng man is concealedRomowhere in my chateau."

"I know it," answered Ikla, coollv." I concealed him."

"Who!" exclaimed the astonishedBaron. " Who is he?"

' Gustavns Beinold."The Baron tittered a dismal groan." Ikla, you havo murdered me !" he

cried, and sank feebly into--a chair.Not so bad as that, I hope," she re-

plied, smilingly.I tell you that whoever harbors the

traitor is to be shot !" exclaimed thefrightened Baron, irately.

"Tou know well that Gustavns is notraitor."

"What signifies that? U the Kingorders it, he must be shot and so mustI!" And the Baron groaned again." What made you vake so fatal an inter-est iu this wretched youag man ?"

"His misfortunes," replied Ikla."He is innocent ; I know it, and mydear mother, yonr sister, knew it also.Forced by a cruel and unjust sentence

to fly Iris country be found refuge andsafety m ours."

"Then, why the deuce did he leaveit?"

" To follow me when you sent for me.Finding the pnrsuit so hot, I thoughtthe best asylum for him was yourchateau."

At this moment, a servant entered theroom, and announced Count D'Olfen.

The Baron's visage brightened, with aidea. - 'hopeful ,

" Thereifl but one cllance for us all !"he exclaimed, " marry ther-Cotm- t, andthen " he checked himself abruptly.

"If it depends on that,. our chance issmall," fihe returned roguishly; butlisten to mo obey me, audal.will yetbe well. I intend to play a desperalogame ; but, if I win, 1 shall save a lifeof far more value than my own."

She held a rapid conference with theUaron ; and though he listened to herat first with astonishment and alarm,she liually won him over to her purpose,and he promised to assist her, though itwas with fear aud trembling. But hehad pretty well made up his mind bythis time that he should bo shot anyway, and ho thought it did not makemuch difference for what.

Ho withdrew, and Charles XIX. asCount D'Olfen, entered tho room, ncwore the uniform of his favorite regi-ment ; a light blue coat trimmed withgold, and the corners of the skirtsturned back ; high boots of black leather,to which a formidable pair of spurswere attached ; a three-cornere- d blackhat ; a black stock ; buff gauntlets, anda heavy sword. He looked more like awarrior equipped for the field than afond lover seeking his lady's bower.

He felt like a timid school-bo- y in thepresence of his exquisite beauty, whohad stormed the outworks of his heart,and penetrated to the very citadel.Would anv one believe that he wnsCharles XII.?

In her turn, Dria also had her reflec-tions.

"He seeks a Tartar," she thought;"he shall find one."

" What, Count," she exclaimed, "inregimentals? How devoted you mustbo to the King."

" Well, I am," he exclaimed ; " but Icame here, as well as I can recollect, totell you how devoted I am to you onlyI confess myself awkward in these mat-ters. I never cared for a wman till Isaw you."

" Why, Cojqit, you must bo tho verycounterpart of the King," cried Ikla,coqnettishly. "They say he hateswomen.

" He docs no such thing," repliedCharles, quickly.

"How do you know?" she askedurchly.

" I think I know him."" You might as well say you think you

know yourself."How ?" he said suspiciously.

" Which no man does."" Oh, I know you, at all events. I

know what a taking, striking, bewitchinglittle creature you aro ! Above all, Iknow how I love you ! I am a plain,blunt soldier, and like to know tho Avorstthat can happen to me. Do you loveme?"

"Is that the worst that can happenyou ?" she asked demurely.

"Jkla, I generally get the best of itat blows ; but I own you beat mo onwords. I shall simply return to thocharge. Do you love mo ?"

" 1 must have proof of your love be-

fore I answer that.""What proof?""Would you grant any little whim of

mine ?"" Certainly I would."" Don't make any rash promises.""I swear it."Ikla laughed gleefully, went into an

adjoining room, and brought forward anantique costume, such as had been wornby tho dames of fifty years ago.

" I have the greatest desire to see howyou would look dressed as my grand-mother," she cried.

The King was appalled." Death and tho dev ," he began." Oh, fie ! no swearing in a lady's

presence, she said,checkiug him. "But1 am glad I havo discovered what yourlove amounts to."

He expostulated with her, and ended,as common mortals do, in submitting toa woman's will.

She then dressed him in the heavybrocade dress, and then tied the high,starched cap tightly under his chin.

" Faugh !" he cried in disgust, " thisdress makes mo smell like a muskrat."

" You don't like perfumes, then ?"" Xo yes ; one guuiowder l" Pm

like CharlesXII., and there's no perfumefor mo but gunpowder.

" Oil, that I were his wife !" exclaimedIkla, fervently.

He regarded her in pleased surprise."What, aro you hi love with the

King?"" Oh, dear, no ! Only I might be in-

clined to sacrifice one's self for the goodof one's country.

Charles smiled grimly." Yon are vastly condescending," ho

replied. " Aud, pray, what else wouldyou do for the good of yonr country ?"

"I soften his character." Iwould tame this lion ; and he shouldsoon bo as much beloved as he is alreadyadmired and feared."

"Andhow is this to be accomplished ?"inquired Charles.

"Sit down and let me tell yon.Thero now, you must fancy yourself

"Charles XIL""WelLI do," ho answered with a

significant smile,"Consider me the queen," she con-

tinued, :nd drew her chair besidehim.

tl Go on," he cried, rather pleasedwith the conceit.

"I should devote my life to obtain-ing and securing his entire confidence,"'

" We will suppose you have it" -

"Then I should use it to make himsubmit, on all fitting occasions, to mysovereign will. I would teach him thetrue value of his noblest pitirocative."" Which is "

" Hercy.""tome, come, CbarleH XIL is se- -

vcn i know but ho is just."" Not always. Witness the cas ofcaptain JKeinold.

Charles started, and glanced at hersnspicionsly.

"What do you know of that culprit?"he cried.

"His sentence is nnjust," she an-

swered, --firmly, " and therefore a fit ob-

ject for the interference of the queen."She rose, went to the table and took a

from it " Now, if 1 were Queen,faper approach the King, as I do you,with this paper in my hand." Shewalked up to him with dignity. "Iwonld say to him,. Sir, your honor andyour glory both require that yon shouldput your name to this sign."

Ho took the paper from licr in sur-prise, and looked at it.

' A pardon for Captain Reinold," heexclaimed, and his brow darkenedangrily. " Indeed, then my dear littlofriend "if I were CharlesXII. thiswould be my answer."

He tore up tlio paper.Nothing discomposed, she immedi-

ately drew another paper from herpocket.

"Then," she said, and knelt at hisfeet, pleadingly, as she spoke, " Kingof Sweden, your eyes arc blinded, notby justice, but by anger. When Cap-tain Kcinold was intrusted with that or-der, he found the battle of Pultowairretrievably lost ; if ho had deliveredit. he would onlv havo caused a massacre of the Swedish prisoners by the re-morseless Russians. For this reasonalone he did not deliver it, and thus in-

curred your Majesty's displeasure."" I desire to know the reason of the

extraordinary interest you take in thisyoung man ?"ho asked.

"You shall know, Count," she an-swered, "when you havo promised toobtain his pardon from the King."

" I will make no such promise," criedCharles, sternly.

A timid knocking at the door uis- -

turned them. Ikla would have opened J, lthJ ,V -- imiTST ,T '

but Charles, aware of the ridinnlmia . a photographicmanner m which lie was dressed, restrained her. Then the voice of theBaron whb heard, in very tremulous ac- -

cents, declaring that the royal councilwas assembled, and awaited the pres-ence of the Count.

Charles, in dismay, begged Jkla to re-move tho dress, for he found it impos-sible to do so ; but she onlj laughed athis predicament.

" Wretched girl," he exclaimed,angrily, "you have forced me to de-clare myself, lam the King."

But she .only laughed the louder." Sire," she answered with mocking

courtesy, " 1 havo known it from thofirst. Sign the pardon, therefore, or Iwill at once admit the council."

The king was obliged to acknowledgehimself vanquished. He signed thepardon, and Ikla freed him from theobnoxious garments. Then sho ad-mitted hor undo, and informed thoKing that he was all the council therewas assembled, and reassured the poorBaron, who looked half frightened to .

death for his share in the little plot."Baron do Gortz," said Charles,

" for certain reasons I have pardonedI

Captain Keinold. Let this pardon besent to him at once."

Ikla took the pardon."There is no occasion to send it,

sire," she said, archly. " I can deliverit myself. Gustavus is concealed in thechateau." J

" Gustavus again !'' cried the King,sharply. " Js this man your lover ?"

"He is; and would have been myhusband."

" Ihen you have deceived me everyway."

" Xo, sire ; you deceived yourself.Had I been ambitious, I might havesealed your ruin ; as it is, I have savedSweden from a. Queen who would nothave been worthy of hor, and restoredto her a King who is."

He was determined she should notbeat him every way.

"Ikla," lu exclaimed, "Twill restoreReinold to favor, and make liim acolonel ; and, as I still have my doubtsabout lum, let you marry him. Nodoutit you will teach him to obeyorders in future ; and may he notfind"

"What?"" That he has caught a Tartar !"

The Influence of Xcwj, papers.J

Tho Boston Iravcllcr states that aschool teacher who had enjoyed thebenefit of a long practice of his profes-sion, and had watched closely the influ-ence of a newspaper ujkui the minds ofafamily of children, gives as a result ofhis observation that without exceptionthose scholars of both sexes and tillageswho have access to newspapers at home,when compared with those who havenot, are : 1. Better readers, excellingin pronunciation, and consequentlyread uioro nndcrstandingly 2. Theyare better spellers, and define word'swith ease and accuracy. 3. They ob-tain a partial knowledge of geographyin almost half tho time it requiresothers, as the newspaper ha madethem familiar with the location of ini-lorta- nt

places and nations, their gov-ernments end doings. 4. They are bet-ter gramtaarians, for having becomefamiliar with every variety of style inthe newspaper, from commonplace ad-vertisements to the finished aud classi-cal oratior of the statesman, they morereadily comprehend tho meaning of thetext, and analyze its con-tents with accuracy.

Heat and Disease.During the reheating of the furnaces

of an iron establishment in England,?ays the llritieh Journal of Science, themen worked when the "thermometer,placed so as not to be influenced by theradiation of heat from the open doors,marked 120 degrees. In the Bessemerpits, the men continue a kind of labor,requiring great muscular effort, at 140degrees. In some of the operations ofglass-makin- g, the ordinary summerworking temperature is considerablyover 100, and the radiant heat to whichthe workmen are subjected far exceeds212 degrees. In a Turkish bath, theshampocwrs continue four or five hoursat a time in a moist atmosphere at tem-perature ranging from 105 to 110 de-grees, lii enamel works, men labordaily in a heat of over 300 degrees. Onthe Bed sea steamers, the temperatureof tho t loke-hol- e is 145 degrees. Andyet in none of tfcee cases does anyspecial form or tvpe of disease developitself.

All Sorts.Song of the seeds Put me immy little

bed. .-

- 4yTiie rich man's blunders 'pats current

for wise maxims. vAmerica imported 114 Li&8and 230

physicians last year. " 1tfPdncii says the unfortunate man's

friends live a long way ofE h&

Every eight mtnatM, nigaitrfawd day,one person dies, mSky five minutes oneis born, in tho city of Londoaif

Statistics show that of the wrcignerscoming to this country last yjr 220,000wero Catholics and 207.000 Jlstants.

.VS"8-,- - ' - V rf -- . Wi. .Jins. Jjaw, ol Vermont, Teaueu her

husband a liur eight years ago, and hehas not spoken to her since, though re-maining in the house.

Kaiser William could sit his horseunder a shower of bullets, but when itcame to having an aching tooth drawn,he took chloroform.

Tim standing army of the new Ger-man Empire is rather a formidable array, comprising b2o,TM men, 50,250horses, and 57G field guns.

Mrs. Sam Colt, of Hartford, sicrnsevery check and order for money usedby her revolvor foundry, and tikes awalk through the establishment twico aweek.

There aro in the full House 293 mem-bers, deducting nine vacancies. Therearo now 283 members 100 straight-ou- tRepublicans, Si) Democrats, aud 4 Lib-erals.

Mr. Jtdfjst does business in Cleve-land. Thero is one advantage aboutAr Ti.ir:..i. ;' ,. ,

camera.A SpVUt'.nr. IVJi Offics fnnnnr rnicnii

' a thousand dollars' worth of onions tothe acre, and doesn't belonir to the

I giange either. He thinks he is strongi enough without it.I

TnE English mine 120,000,000 tons ofcoal a year. Of these, 75,000,000 go for

' home manufactures ; 10,000,000 for ex-port ; 20,000,000 in smelting, forging,

j coal-cettin- g and the like, and only, 15,000,000 are used for domestic pur-poses.

I From a return just issued, it annenrs1 that during tho last twelve years En- -! fihiud has expended a sum equal toI

S32,G-1G,!)8- upon coast fortifications,distributed for the most part at Ports-mouth, Plymouth, Portland, Pembroke,Shcemcss, Dover, Graveseud, Chathamand Cork.

A society has beeu formed, in Hel-giu- m

for collecting all waste paper andj selling it lor the ueneht ol the Pope.The socipty has appealed to all tho pos-sessors of "bad books, such as theworks of Voltaire, Rousseau, Diderot,Volney, and other detestable authors,"10 hand them over as waste paper.

The foreign trade of Great Britainhas not been satisfactory to her mer-chants this year so far. That nationsold $32,500,000 .less of cotton, linen.silk and woolen fabrics, and had to buycw,uw,uwp more oi articles oi ioou inthe first nine months of this year thanin the corresponding period last year.

The Bingham Canon railroad in Utahcost only 1 11 per mile. The Salt LakeTribune says that it is the cheapest rail-road ever built in any country, anddemonstrates the fact that the greatmineral resomces of Utah can be de-veloped in an extraordinarily short timeby reason of their ability to build rail-roads at a cost but little above that ofan ordinary wagon road.

Hisihofrsheim Eccentricities of the(ircat Paris Banker.

The Paris correspondent of tho NewYork Times reviews the career of theeminentbanker, M. Biscfioffsheira, whosedeath was recently announced by tele-graph. He leaves a fortune which isestimated at between 70.000.000 and80,000,000 of francs, and all made by

(himself. Ho not .only deprived him- -scn, uiu ins iamiiy, oi ail ont the barenecessaries of life. It was only a fewyears ago that he could afford to havewine upon his tabic, and the ordinarydelicacies of life were sternly forbidden.M. Bischoffshoim has two sons andone daughter, and the former are wellknown to every flaneur upon the boule-vards. They are seen on every publicoccasion, but, although living in themidst of wealth, they have lived in themidst of great privation. The. two menwero only too glad to flecT from thepaternal roof, but the income allowedthem was insufficient. Naturally theywere led into debt and folly. After onescene tho father allowed the elder anapartment and a Victoria with onehorse, but this concession was made byprotocol, and a regular agreement wassigned. This document enumeratedwhat the man of 30 odd must notdo. and the moment a single stipulationwas violated supplies were cut off im-mediately. In this way two young men,with good hearts and "a fair amount ofbrains, have been rendered unfit for anypnblic dnties, and they will live outtheir days in the enjoyment of a wealthof which they were deprived in the daysof youth, l'he Bischoffsheims are veryranch liked for their politeness and amia-bility, and.evcrybody in Parisian societyhas sympathized most heartily in theirdeprivations. Neither are married, andthey now have something like five andtwenty millions each.

Serpesis of the Yeast. One of themost remarkable illustrations of themysterious line that separates thedeadly antl the wholesome in nature isgiven in the JEnglih Medical JPrcsr,which that the poison of thecobra, the most deadly of the EastIndia serpents, has been chemically

with the following results:Carbon, 46 ; nitrogen, 13 ; oxygen, 6 ;sulphur, 24 ; and hydrogen, la This isexactly the composition of beer yeast.The latter is nsed in manufacturing the J

uiu in uif ureau ; me lonaer is sodeadly in its nature that, even whentaken from the cake and preserved,and afterward injected under the skinof animals, it is immediately fat!

Reminiscences of Dcnrer Life.Denver letter to the Chicago Tribune.)

It seems incredible that this city isonly twelve years old, having been in-

corporated in 1801 ; but such is the fact.Denver, however, has had its history,as well as other towns in the West ; andfor a long time it was the resort of agang of desperadoes, gamblers, andthieves, who seized upon the offices ofthe city, and really attempted to com-mit their crimes in tho name of the law.These cut-thro- at at one time controlledeverything, elected the municipal of-

ficers, possessed themselves of thewealth of the citv. intimidated the editors and Justices, and held 'high carni-val of crime. .

A desperado nanledaincs -- Gordon-killed

an inoffensive German, and theGerman people roused to action. Gor-don tied to a ranche, and a strong partysurrounded it, when the desperado cameforth on a swift horse and dashedthrough his pursuers. A shower of bul-lets followed him, but he escaped un-

harmed. A mass meeting was thencalled in Denver, money raised, audofficers sent after the fugitive. Thevtrailed him 1,700 miles, and at bust cap-tured him near the Indian Territory,and took him to Leavenworth. HereGordon's friends got a writ of habeas i

corpus, and took him from the Denverofficers. Again Gordon was about toescape ; but tho Germans of Leaven-worth gathered in a mob, attacked thoofficers of the law, and recaptured thedesperado. Three times the mob hada rope around Gordon's nek, but wereprevented from hanging him by thecivil officers. In the scutlle the prisoner's clothes were torn from his backand he was so badly beaten that hebegged some one to shoot him on thespot. At last it was agreed that Gor-don should be taken back to Denver fortrial, and upon this promise the mobdispersed. He was delivered over toMr. Middaugh, the leading officer fromDenver. His trial was sliort, and hewas convicted of murder and sentencedto bo hanged. After a week givenhim to prepare for death, he was exe-cuted.

The editor of the J!oc; MountainXcwk made some comments on a mur-der, which offended tho desperadoes,and they attacked his office. While Mr.Bycrs, one of the editors, was sitting inan office talking with three Northerngentlemen, four gamblers rushed in,seized him, dragged him to a drinking-saloo- n,

and would have murdered himbut for the interference of friends. Thegamblers then went to the printingoffice, but wero prevented from destroying it bv the typos, who had armedthemselves with guns and revolvers. ,

Several shots were fired ; but the rnf- - J

lians, seeing the citizens were finning,fled and hid themselves. The arousedcitizens made a general search, and I

Steele, the ringleader of the band, wastaken aud shot.

Another of the gamblers was captured,aud about to be hanged, when he begge.'the people to spare his life and permithim to leave Xho country. The tinestiou was put to vote, and carried by a ,

small maiontv, to spare mm, on condition that he would quit Denver at ,

once and forever ; which he did. !

A man named Ford committed a murder under peculiarly-aggravatingcircu- m

stunnps nml m innti'tuwl but. lining u I

bad man. and emboldened bv his first i

success, he soon afterward did a mur--

der in cold blood. when the people rose '

nml demnnded his execution Fordrtoil lint ..n nrimtniftnn i .. Viirilnntu fl.....v., .,..v W.U1H1..VV - W.

lowed him, took him from a stage-coac- h,

aud shot him by the road-sid- e.

Another mnrderer lied to the Indians;but the Vigilants followed day andnight, over mountain and plain, until hewas taken aud hung.

)

Steele had a brother, who had swornto take the life of Mr. Pollock, who hadshot his brother. One day they met onthe highway in Denver ; but Pollock,

iseeing Steele first, covered him withhis rifle, and called him to pass on.Steele did so, the deadly tube bearingon him until he was out of range. Twoyears afterward these men met in NewMexico, aud simultaneously recognizedeach other. Both fired ; but Pollock es-caped, while Steele fell with a ballthrough his brain. Jt was over thisrough road of blood Denver foundpeace, and became the quiet and orderlycity she is to-da- y. Her citizens bandedtogether for her defense, and became alaw unto themselves.

Dixon has told us that " From threeto five persons were usually killed dur-ing the night, and sometimes in openday, in Denver;" and, although this "

statement has been vigorously denied, j

it is probable that, at one time in thecany uisiory oi tne city, it came nearbeing the truth. Richardson tells usthe printing-office- s were aruenals, andthat both editors and typos went armedabout their work, presenting betweenthemselves and the desperados a sort of" armed nentraltiy." He aho assuresus that he saw a murderer condemned todeath in the following manner :

.Indge : "The jury have foundyou ruiltv : have von anvthinc to sav -

Cwhy sentence of death should not bepassed upon yon ?"

Prisoner " I have nothing to sav."Judge "Then I will snbmit' the

question to this assemblage fabout 400people. All you who believe in thisverdict say Aye.' A roar of affirma-tives. All who opposed, No. A fee-ble No,' the prisoner alone voting inthe negative.

Judge "Prisoner, you will be hangedmorning."

Prisoner "Thank you." Roars oflanghterj.

i

The oil springs of Canada appear tohave proved no better investment thanthose of Pennsylvania. From the first .discovery of petroleum to Jhc present .

time savs the Toronto Globc-t-hc his- -tory of its production and manufacturehas been marked with disaster to thoswho embarked their fortunes in them.That paper estimates the capita! actuallydestroyed nothing whatever left toHhow for it at no Iesa than $.",000,000 J

.Inn. TU....::i: x t.v I""""v. auc p.criiv CVUUIIIUU OI tUll- -welL Petrolia, and other plsces is hardlyless deplorable than that of PitholeCity, whose 25,000 inhabitants harebeen reduced to twelve families.

Indiridaal Marks.It would be advisable for all persons

liable to accidents, ni women, children,and editors, to carry with them romcindellible mark by which they may beknown, in case of casuality, and thussave trouble. An auchoi in India inkwith "John Smith, my name : Podnuk,my stntion; the world my dwelling place,and I don't knww inv destination," isappropriate and useful. We have car-ried this device on our left arm for sixtyyears, with the addition of ahtrawberrv

j mark, and never hivu felt lost yet, except when a duu came with a bill. Forthe neglect of this simple prt caution awoman of Providence left that city pouio

--time ago to go aud take care of hervick.jsi JFaljUtiyer. tixijjg,

no time for her return except that itwould bo when her sNter was better.She did not write home. After a whilethe sister recovering, she started home-- j

want, in ii:e x'rovuience none carsshe fell dead. The only marked cloth-ing that sho had was a borrowed ioeket-handkerchi- ef

; and when a descriptionof her. was published no one came for-ward to identify her. Her sister snp-iose- d

she was at home ; her husbandsupMKed that she was still at herister's.The lnnly was taken to tho morgue, andhas been lying there since the first ofNovember. Within a day or two one oftho Fall River friends went to Provi-dence to see her, and then the fact wasdeveloped that she had not arrived. In-quiry was made and tho truth was thenlearned. A singular feature of the caseis that every day since tho body hadbeen in the mortrue tho husband hadbeen at work within two hundred feetof tho building, entirely uucouciouK ofthe fact that his wife lay in there dead.

Danbury Xctvx.

One Hundred Years Ago.

One hundred and ten years ago therewas not a single white man in Kentucky,Ohio, Indiana, or Illinois. Then, whatis the most flourishing part of Americawas as little known as the countryaround tho mysterious mountains of themoon. It was not until 1707 that lloonuleft his home in North Carolina, to be-come the first pioneer settler in Ken-tucky. The first pioneer of Ohio did notsettle until 20 years after. Canada be-longed to France, and tho populationdid uot exceed half a million of people.A hundred years ago tho great Fred-erick of Prussia was performing thosegreat exploits which have maths hisname immortal in military annuls, andwiui ins nine monareliT whssustaining a single contest with Russia. 'Austria and France, the three greatpowers of Europe combined. Wash- - j

lugton was a modest lrginia Colonel,and the great events in the history ofthe two worlds in which these great butdissimilar men took leading parts were i

then scarcely foreshadowed. A hundred !

years ago the I mtcd States vvcre thomost loyal part of the British Empire, '

and on the political horizon no speckindicated the struggle which, within a ,

score of jears thereafter, establishedthe Kreat Republic of the world. Ahundred years ago there were but four f

newspaper in America ! Steam engineshad not been imagined, railroads andtelegraphs had not entered into the re- -

motest conception of men. When wecome to look back at it through theVIHltt OI history, WO lllld that to tllO CCI1- -

nr7 i,wt passed has been allotted more"nportant even te in their bearing upon ;

thft lPl"ess of the world, than almost

IS?" wLldl l,M iM "iW th '

The Swedes and Norwegians.A correspondent of the NcicnOjir I

American writes that "never couldmore dissimilar nations be united underone government than Norway and Swe--den. Norway clings with the most ab-

surd tenacity to old things and old wavsof doing them, while Sweden is readyto advance with the rest of the worhf.The difference appears strikingly on theline of railroad lietwccn Christiana andStockholm. The road is about 400miles long, of which, say, 100 are inNorway and 300 in Sweden. The timefor express trains is about twenty hours.

'Of this something like 8 hours is takenfor tho Norwegian 100 milcsleaving 12

f

hours really only 11 hours for the '

.,vi;bii ann mil .r io miu n;..!, Ii

o5 m:w, per i.ou' nnt mo.t 0er thn S

travel in Norway is by the very old I

fashion of cariolcs and post-horse- s, theprincipal roads under Governmentcare being in good order and the speedaveraging, with push, six or seven mileIer hour. The American Consul iiiChristiana which is the only activepart of Norway is trying liard to get 1

lluffal"

onr movers and reapera into use there.though thus far with indifferent suc

jcess. In Sweden these things are beingtaken hold of with something like free-dom.

Mr. IJacela's Relitrioai View.The Hon. William IL Iferruinii- - th

law-partn- er of President Lincoln, liasgrown weary of the attacks upon his 'veracity indnlged in Dr. Holland,, , ., by . . . . iur 1 ?na ptners, who have msisU-- i

that .Mr. .Lincoln became a Christian in ,Is

w ni exercises.He had respect for religion and

its outward forms. Hehad alro profoundly sense, '

approaching mysticiMn. Butit will bfi U Jmnowrilc (n nmrn tVmtwas Christian m to prove he was

and biographers willaiTide upon this they aredivided now, to their" ownpersonal beliefs or Xtu;

is a little lanrer 31310- -sippi. New York cr Tennessee, and has

the of the LwtState, perhaps of whom 33,000

alare?. Cab 13 660 miles Ioe, endwide the point.

TIIKNKW VK.IK.prar ol.l man MM at th ror ;

ranc the Nll aol clar ;Tho Lour m tnMnicM. at4 ll tuuf,

Ttw !! BT of the Year.

Auit, a be Kull, tbe oi 1 man tur.Ami Utitrtirtt bctxa'h hi lrrtti ;

He anil aiii: ilJ W; tt jtt!! W41nl a knfH fur tlrytb.

' OM roau." all I, 'thl htu-U- . uiUtltSrBi illy out of Jlce ;

!eniu chant, a illrjr, or JrrrWoiiM War a trttrr Rrt---. '

T! OM Yr tUr wrtsbnl J.wn h i,Wrlshr.1 ilowu tth mlrnt :

Come, XatH tn Aoa Mh nre antl nwntu tCJcne ynu tn tnj Luat,'1 mourn Mt frlhr f," M h I" A r life I tj;ln.

I .In nt rtnz the obi Year outI rlui the rr Yrr tu.

" " Why-it- f ye wih to rriurMaotltlei?-- :ThW hour I not tor teara ;

The tar ! Hi e htn te.lit. iMtr,AUue the romluc ya !

" I Uuctt art iw: fr rrj y).Ami not ntth r!uiiil mirth ;

iUvt lr. 1 toll JU't tur tte ilea.!I i lehrate a litrth.

Come, turn yixtr WcV ujn the jutt.An.l Mil rtuir bW lwue ;

The llillt In lrV, tilt thru, Kl lr,Jiv cvnirth with the Un.

Tun best remedy for meroantilotroubles A liberal use of printer' ink.

Why is a ioker like an angry ?Because it stirs up a smonhbniig fire.

What is that which no one wishes t

have and no ono wishes to ke ? A baldhead.

When is an encampment most likulyto burn well? When tho tcutt aropitched.

Tin: most sentimental uerciM yetknown is said t bo woman' eye kw mi-

ming in tears.a it may seem, many of

the richest planter in Jamaica live oncoffee grounds.

Why is a sol.ir eclipse bko a womanwhipping her boy ? Because it' hid-

ing vi the nun.When doe mortification ensue?

When you Kp tlio question and aroanswered "No '"

Why is blind-man's-bu- ff like sympa-thy ? Because it i a fellow feulit-.- foru fellow-creatur- e.

" What is vour name, little girl ?""Minnie." "Minnie what?" " Min- -

me Don't ; that's what mamma calmme.

Mum. Jkvkins complained in the even- -

ihs l,, tnrKoy shohnd eaten diiln t

" w,n- - "I'n'hably Haul Jenkins," ,l Ws" not a hen turkey. "Ho got aglass of water in his face.

" Who cut vour clothe. Tommy?"asked a visitor of a curiously raggedboy. "Well." said he ingenuously," ma cuts my pants, and pa cuts myjackets.

A rATiinn, ill his daughter,who kad loftt bet husband, mid : "Idon't wonder yuti grieve for him. mrHn'Id ; you will never find hi' I don t know iu I m" rextKimlod tho

sobbing widow, " but I'll do my bestThe father felt comforted.

A rnEAi'tiEit took up u collection onSunday, and found, when lua hat wiwreturned, that then wasn't n iuit. " I thank my God," said ho, turn-ing the hat upside down and tappingthe crown of it with his hand, "that I,mV), t ,mt bnok from this congro- --j- on."

" Do vou go to schoo now, tannic t" icj, sir; I had a to-da- to." You had? Which whiped ?ft " Oil,

got whipped," ho replied wilhgre.itfrankness. " Was the other lwiy biggerthan you ?" " No, he wan littler.1 " Well,how cune you to let a littler boy whipvou ?" " Oh, you eo ho was madder nor7 ."

The Decline of MethodNm.A good deal has been sntd of lato

about the decline of Muthodinm, particularly in New York. TheiVorivf-r- m

f'hriftian Advorafr tike no stckin these stories, and jiret'nU tho fol- -

lowing interesting table. Tho figurestand for communicaiitA :

Cfi. In U. !(). tt i. l"Tt.Albany .. l.fl VVI l,7v. X'lultlmnrr.... . 1V70H 1I,h3 I6.WM Ift.MfiIVrtm I,WI l,Tt X.71 MJ:"''V.J . .. 1,-- iftn 3.XI iHjm

... 2TJ 4T 771 1.3f1l!rai(u . - . lit MO I,(H 4.177

fTereUud IM 9U XjfiiCincinnati. . . 2.7V. 3,17 3,c.S ,rtIirolt. 511 V--t n I.HJIi.JUmi.-i- b 9T7 1.IY3 1377 3,Hartfonl. CU Sfr) Sl 375 KIw.JI I.WB ' I.SW J.'Mllvankr HI 2-- 7 (77Newark . . TMl l,1l WK iiNewHateti U 3M i.Vm , 1.J01New York 6,1K h3 II.II ViJiFLiUJe);tia ,!? ?,". I7.WI 1J.mtxiiunch !'! i,xi is 'xaIVrUar!, lie 7J 7W l.'7 'MX

ITorMeare. ilH Tl I,t ITMw.lmU esi 'Mi m .tmWllmltiton. IMI. TBI 1.3OT JAW 2.7Wrre.trr, Ma. . 21 I '? I.IM3Wabiatwti, U. C l.7 2,WI 3,IM ,

Total iJV-O- S SI.S3 73KO 10MI

Tea- -

Thc extent io which tiwi are adulter- -atrA imr lw tnfVtrr-- l from tlin tswt Hint-

ont of twenty sample analyzed m Lon- -don, only one was found lxti from

. U comr-- d of.

r k Tnoaro.vf Snbfcrip- -uon Book Publishers, have inpress au exlisnstiYe History of thePmurt-u- ' irvrin U ITi T T.aa. Editor Wtrn Raral, ose of ourablest and best known azricnltaral wri--ten. Its title U Thb GfcocNWjwaix. It

' will be the standard work osClub, etc, and i certain to provepent fat. Book .Agents, aod Farraer?especially, ihold read tJae pub!iaher'aulvertiteicpt. It is bod to clL

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