Keeping Kali Safe From Bees

A brief presentation

Why do bees sting people?

• No one knows

• Bees are a mystery

• Maybe the queen told them to

The Internet suggests:

• Don't wear perfumes or colognes.

• Avoid wearing brightly colored clothing, especially floral prints.

• Be careful what you eat outdoors.

• Don't walk barefoot.

• Try not to wear loose-fitting clothes.

• Stay still.

• Keep your car windows rolled up.

• Rinse your garbage and recycling cans and keep lids on them.

• Don't hang out in the flower garden.

• Call a professional to have unwanted bees, wasps, or hornets removed.

Don’t smell

• Repeated bee stings may mean you smell.

• Avoid pollen-scented body sprays.

Dress drab

• Bees hate flashy dressers.

• They only get one outfit, so they are bitter.

• Bees are so dumb, they can’t tell the difference between flowers and flower prints.

Bee-safe wedding

• What a handsome group of bee-safe groomsmen!

Don’t eat anything bees like

• They are right bastards

• They want your food

• They will fuck you up to get it.

• Look at this fat bee. Probably got fat from other peoples’ food:

Don’t walk barefoot

• They just wait on the ground, just to sting you.

• Turn the tables with a pair of shoes.

Don’t wear loose clothing

• The Internet seriously says this.

• They’ll get all up in your stuff, I guess.

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Stay Still

• Don’t blink

• Don’t even blink

Don’t go outside

• That’s where bees are.

• Don’t run. Consider breaking up old concrete for exercise instead.

Sources

• http://insects.about.com/od/antsbeeswasps/a/10-tips-to-avoid-bee-stings.htm