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JEZEBEL (/) (http://jezebel.com/which-of-orphan-blacks-badass-clones-is-most-worship-w-1551119940) BBC America's gripping thriller Orphan Black (http://pubads.g.doubleclick.net/gampad/clk? id=126963458&iu=/4246/gm.jezebel/promotedpost) returns April 19th, so I thought it might be a great time to celebrate the show's highly distinct Identicals. The clones brilliantly subvert the trope of the Strong Female Character and instead replace it with seven Real Female Characters brought to life by Tatiana Maslany's … » (http://jezebel.com/which-of-orphan-blacks-badass-clones-is-most-worship-w- 1551119940) Friday 12:30pm (http://jezebel.com/which-of-orphan-blacks-badass-clones-is-most-worship-w-1551119940) Which of Orphan Black 's Badass Clones is Most Worship-Worthy? (http://jezebel.com/which-of- orphan-blacks-badass-clones-is-most-worship-w-1551119940) Horrifying: Seven Dead Babies Found in Utah Home (http://jezebel.com/horrifying-seven-dead- babies-found-in-utah-womans-hom-1562845472) (/) Tini Howard for Orphan Black and 139 others (http://jezebel.com/which-of-orphan-blacks-badass-clones-is-most-worship-w- 1551119940#replies) · SPONSORED Promoted by BBC America 1 Rebecca Rose (http://burtreynoldsismyspiritguide1.kinja.com) and 49 others (http://jezebel.com/horrifying-seven-dead-babies- found-in-utah-womans-hom-1562845472#replies)

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(http://jezebel.com/which-of-orphan-blacks-badass-clones-is-most-worship-w-1551119940)BBC America's gripping thriller Orphan Black (http://pubads.g.doubleclick.net/gampad/clk?

id=126963458&iu=/4246/gm.jezebel/promotedpost) returns April 19th, so I thought it might be a great

time to celebrate the show's highly distinct Identicals. The clones brilliantly subvert the trope of the

Strong Female Character and instead replace it with seven Real Female Characters brought to life by

Tatiana Maslany's … » (http://jezebel.com/which-of-orphan-blacks-badass-clones-is-most-worship-w-

1551119940) Friday 12:30pm (http://jezebel.com/which-of-orphan-blacks-badass-clones-is-most-worship-w-1551119940)

Which of Orphan Black's Badass Clones is Most Worship-Worthy? (http://jezebel.com/which-of-

orphan-blacks-badass-clones-is-most-worship-w-1551119940)

Horrifying: Seven Dead Babies Found in Utah Home (http://jezebel.com/horrifying-seven-dead-

babies-found-in-utah-womans-hom-1562845472)

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Tini Howard for Orphan Black and 139 others (http://jezebel.com/which-of-orphan-blacks-badass-clones-is-most-worship-w-

1551119940#replies) · SPONSORED Promoted by BBC America

1Rebecca Rose (http://burtreynoldsismyspiritguide1.kinja.com) and 49 others (http://jezebel.com/horrifying-seven-dead-babies-

found-in-utah-womans-hom-1562845472#replies)

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(http://jezebel.com/horrifying-seven-dead-babies-found-in-utah-womans-hom-1562845472)A woman in Utah was arrested and charged with six counts of murder after the bodies of seven dead

babies were found in her former residence.

» (http://jezebel.com/horrifying-seven-dead-babies-found-in-utah-womans-hom-1562845472)

35 minutes ago (http://jezebel.com/horrifying-seven-dead-babies-found-in-utah-womans-hom-1562845472)

Carmen Carrera Gets Shout Out From Naomi Campbell at GLAAD Awards

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2Rebecca Rose Shared a Post by Kat Callahan (http://kyosuke.kinja.com)

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(http://roygbiv.jezebel.com/carmen-carrera-gets-shout-out-from-naomi-campbell-at-gl-1562853550/+burtreynoldsismyspiritguide1)Naomi Campbell gave a shout out to Carmen Carrera as she spoke at the 25th GLAAD Awards in

support of transgender models in the fashion industry. » (http://roygbiv.jezebel.com/carmen-carrera-

gets-shout-out-from-naomi-campbell-at-gl-1562853550/+burtreynoldsismyspiritguide1)

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Florida Woman Attacked By Bear Practically in Her Own Home (http://jezebel.com/florida-

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Rebecca Rose (http://burtreynoldsismyspiritguide1.kinja.com) and 31 others (http://jezebel.com/florida-woman-attacked-by-bear-

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(http://jezebel.com/florida-woman-attacked-by-bear-practically-in-her-own-h-1562835897)A woman in Lake Mary, Florida was attacked by a bear who was on her property rooting through

garbage, looking for food. » (http://jezebel.com/florida-woman-attacked-by-bear-practically-in-her-

own-h-1562835897) Today 9:30pm (http://jezebel.com/florida-woman-attacked-by-bear-practically-in-her-own-h-1562835897)

(http://kitchenette.jezebel.com/theres-about-to-be-a-bud-n-breakfast-in-denver-1562573782/+burtreynoldsismyspiritguide1)Denver's soon-to-be newest Bed and Breakfast is exactly what you think it is. Oh, man, I have so many

jokes lined up for this. » (http://kitchenette.jezebel.com/theres-about-to-be-a-bud-n-breakfast-in-

denver-1562573782/+burtreynoldsismyspiritguide1)

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There's About to Be a "Bud N' Breakfast" in Denver (http://kitchenette.jezebel.com/theres-about-

to-be-a-bud-n-breakfast-in-denver-1562573782/+burtreynoldsismyspiritguide1)

Watch a Compilation of All the Worst Wheel of Fortune Contestants Ever

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4Rebecca Rose Shared a Post by C.A. Pinkham (http://ubertrout.kinja.com)

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For those who enjoy laughing at other people's spectacular, beautiful failures, here is a compilation of

the best Wheel of Fortune contestant fails ever. » (http://jezebel.com/watch-a-compilation-of-all-the-

worst-wheel-of-fortune-c-1562826989)

Today 8:30pm (http://jezebel.com/watch-a-compilation-of-all-the-worst-wheel-of-fortune-c-1562826989)

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Two shootings have been reported at two separate Jewish-related sites in Overland Park, Kansas, leaving

at least three people dead (http://www.kmbc.htv.preview.ib-prod.com/htv/servlet/page/view/htv-

kc1/news/fatal-shooting-reported-at-ops-jewish-community-center/25457124). One man is in custody

and was heard yelling "heil Hitler" (http://www.kshb.com/news/region-kansas/overland-

park/multiple-shootings-reported-at-the-jewish-community-center-in-overland-park) as he was placed

in handcuffs. » (http://gawker.com/shootings-reported-at-2-jewish-related-sites-in-overlan-

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Three Dead in Shootings at Kansas Jewish Centers (http://gawker.com/shootings-reported-at-2-

jewish-related-sites-in-overlan-1562788851/+burtreynoldsismyspiritguide1)

Sunday Night Sign-Off: No Rest for the Wicked (http://jezebel.com/sunday-night-sign-off-no-rest-

for-the-wicked-1562821527)

Rebecca Rose (http://burtreynoldsismyspiritguide1.kinja.com) and 47 others (http://jezebel.com/watch-a-compilation-of-all-the-

worst-wheel-of-fortune-c-1562826989#replies)

6Rebecca Rose Shared a Post by Kelly Conaboy (http://kellyconaboy.kinja.com)

2Isha Aran (http://ishaaran.kinja.com) and 257 others (http://jezebel.com/sunday-night-sign-off-no-rest-for-the-wicked-

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Oooh, Sweden's own Lykke Li has an album coming out next month, but the goodies are already

arriving. Here's her video released earlier this week for 'No Rest for the Wicked.' Listen, watch, feel,

relax.

Alright folks, take it away. » (http://jezebel.com/sunday-night-sign-off-no-rest-for-the-wicked-

1562821527) Today 6:30pm (http://jezebel.com/sunday-night-sign-off-no-rest-for-the-wicked-1562821527)

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Just in case you wanted to bask in an awkwardly nostalgic moment in everyone's lives (yes everyone),

here's Gwen Stefani (about a month and a half after giving birth to her third child) performing her 2004

song "Hollaback Girl" with Pharrell at Coachella. I love her. I do. She's iconic, and is able to successfully

pull… » (http://jezebel.com/gwen-stefani-showed-up-to-coachella-to-perform-hollab-1562818184)

Today 6:00pm (http://jezebel.com/gwen-stefani-showed-up-to-coachella-to-perform-hollab-1562818184)

(http://io9.com/did-you-did-you-know-that-baby-sloths-squeak-1562649725/+ishaaran)Because we did not. Had we known, we might have been prepared for the high-octane adorableness you,

yourself, are about to experience. » (http://io9.com/did-you-did-you-know-that-baby-sloths-squeak-

1562649725/+ishaaran) Today 5:47pm (http://io9.com/did-you-did-you-know-that-baby-sloths-squeak-1562649725/+ishaaran)

Gwen Stefani Showed Up to Coachella to Perform "Hollaback Girl" (http://jezebel.com/gwen-

stefani-showed-up-to-coachella-to-perform-hollab-1562818184)

Did You... Did You Know That Baby Sloths Squeak? (http://io9.com/did-you-did-you-know-that-

baby-sloths-squeak-1562649725/+ishaaran)

4Isha Aran (http://ishaaran.kinja.com) and 64 others (http://jezebel.com/gwen-stefani-showed-up-to-coachella-to-perform-hollab-

1562818184#replies)

18Isha Aran Shared a Post by Robert T. Gonzalez (http://rtgonzalez.kinja.com)

6Isha Aran (http://ishaaran.kinja.com) and 10 others (http://jezebel.com/feminist-trading-cards-yes-please-check-out-supersi-

1562813634#replies)

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Feminist trading cards? Yes please. Check out Supersisters, the awesome collection of trading cards from

1979 featuring badass women like Rosa Parks, Meredith Monk, and Laura Lee Ching among others.

From (http://www.metmuseum.org/about-the-museum/now-at-the-met/2014/supersisters) the Met:

» (http://jezebel.com/feminist-trading-cards-yes-please-check-out-supersi-1562813634)

Today 5:30pm (http://jezebel.com/feminist-trading-cards-yes-please-check-out-supersi-1562813634)

(http://jezebel.com/moroccan-women-march-for-gender-equality-1562808108)Today, around 800 Moroccans took to the streets of Rabat, marching from the city center to parliament

to calling for the constitutional guarantee of equal rights. The group mostly consisted of women and

simply demanded the immediate application of a law already written and passed, but not yet

implemented by the… » (http://jezebel.com/moroccan-women-march-for-gender-equality-

1562808108) Today 5:01pm (http://jezebel.com/moroccan-women-march-for-gender-equality-1562808108)

(http://jezebel.com/kfc-helping-teens-ask-each-other-to-prom-with-the-chick-1562797301)

I have no idea what to make of this information. Apparently KFC, that place that sells the chicken fried

in the style of Kentucky, has taken up the charitable cause (http://www.dailydot.com/lol/kfc-chicken-

corsage-prom/) of aiding awkward teens choose a partner to get gussied up with, eat dinner with, and

then grind up on to crappy Top 40 hits. Man, viral marketing is… » (http://jezebel.com/kfc-helping-

teens-ask-each-other-to-prom-with-the-chick-1562797301)

Today 4:15pm (http://jezebel.com/kfc-helping-teens-ask-each-other-to-prom-with-the-chick-1562797301)

Moroccan Women March for Gender Equality (http://jezebel.com/moroccan-women-march-for-

gender-equality-1562808108)

KFC Is Helping Teens Ask Each Other to Prom with the Chicken Corsage (http://jezebel.com/kfc-

helping-teens-ask-each-other-to-prom-with-the-chick-1562797301)

Being a Knowles Sister Looks Like Fun (http://jezebel.com/being-a-knowles-sister-looks-like-fun-

9Isha Aran (http://ishaaran.kinja.com) and 26 others (http://jezebel.com/moroccan-women-march-for-gender-equality-

1562808108#replies)

Isha Aran (http://ishaaran.kinja.com) and 21 others (http://jezebel.com/kfc-helping-teens-ask-each-other-to-prom-with-the-chick-

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INDIO, CA - APRIL 12: Singer Beyonce (L) performs with her sister Solange onstage during

day 2 of the 2014 Coachella Valley Music & Arts Festival at the Empire Polo Club on April 12,

2014 in Indio, California. (Photo by Christopher Polk/Getty Images for Coachella)

» (http://jezebel.com/being-a-knowles-sister-looks-like-fun-1562787078)

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My Workout Buddy Outed Me as a Recovering Alcoholic(http://jezebel.com/my-workout-buddy-outed-me-as-a-recovering-alcoholic-1560728666)

7Isha Aran (http://ishaaran.kinja.com) and 35 others (http://jezebel.com/being-a-knowles-sister-looks-like-fun-1562787078#replies)

11Sara Benincasa and 253 others (http://jezebel.com/my-workout-buddy-outed-me-as-a-recovering-alcoholic-1560728666#replies)

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Welcome to Friendzone, Jezebel's column devoted to dealing with the valuable people in your life who

you're not humping. Got an issue and looking for guidance? Email (http://jezebel.com/im-helplessly-

watching-my-friend-have-a-social-media-m-1455930008) [email protected]

(mailto:[email protected]). » (http://jezebel.com/my-workout-buddy-outed-me-as-a-

recovering-alcoholic-1560728666)

Today 3:30pm (http://jezebel.com/my-workout-buddy-outed-me-as-a-recovering-alcoholic-1560728666)

(http://jezebel.com/man-sues-ex-over-her-obsession-with-snoopy-plush-toy-1562502224)No relationship is perfect. All of us have our quirks (for instance, I can't eat a burrito unless I have found

the perfect show to watch on TV) and, for the most part, our partners have to learn to accept our special

ways of doing things in the same way we have to accept theirs (my partner eats pizza with a fork like… »

(http://jezebel.com/man-sues-ex-over-her-obsession-with-snoopy-plush-toy-1562502224)

Today 3:00pm (http://jezebel.com/man-sues-ex-over-her-obsession-with-snoopy-plush-toy-1562502224)

(http://jezebel.com/breaking-annoying-rich-people-feel-deep-affinity-fo-1562774203)The New York Times ran a fairly exasperating piece

(http://www.nytimes.com/2014/04/13/fashion/hanley-mellon-clothing-line-fashion.html) about

Matthew Mellon and Nicole Hanley Mellon's lifestyle-infused clothing line. (If you don't know these

people, don't even worry about it—I'm not even sure if working class are supposed to know about these

things.) Anyway this gruesome twosome plan to make their… » (http://jezebel.com/breaking-annoying-

rich-people-feel-deep-affinity-fo-1562774203)

Today 2:30pm (http://jezebel.com/breaking-annoying-rich-people-feel-deep-affinity-fo-1562774203)

Man Sues Ex Over Her Obsession With Snoopy Plush Toy (http://jezebel.com/man-sues-ex-over-

her-obsession-with-snoopy-plush-toy-1562502224)

Breaking: Annoying Rich People Feel "Deep Affinity" for Africa (http://jezebel.com/breaking-

annoying-rich-people-feel-deep-affinity-fo-1562774203)

4Mark Shrayber (http://markshrayber.kinja.com) and 88 others (http://jezebel.com/man-sues-ex-over-her-obsession-with-snoopy-

plush-toy-1562502224#replies)

11Isha Aran (http://ishaaran.kinja.com) and 242 others (http://jezebel.com/breaking-annoying-rich-people-feel-deep-affinity-fo-

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(http://roygbiv.jezebel.com/teens-wear-anti-gay-shirts-on-day-of-lgbt-bullying-awar-1562724992/+ishaaran)Two students at Oregon City High School in Oregon City, Oregon disrupted the high school's observance

of the LGBT Day of Silence by wearing anti-gay t-shirts to class on Friday. »

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1562724992/+ishaaran)

Today 2:00pm (http://roygbiv.jezebel.com/teens-wear-anti-gay-shirts-on-day-of-lgbt-bullying-awar-1562724992/+ishaaran)

(http://jezebel.com/jenny-mccarthy-has-penned-an-op-ed-at-the-chicago-sun-t-1562760581)Jenny McCarthy has penned an op-ed (http://www.suntimes.com/news/otherviews/26784527-

452/jenny-mccarthy-the-gray-area-on-vaccines.html) at the Chicago Sun-Times, where she insists she's

never been "anti-vaccine," but rather resides in this new and quickly gentrifying neighborhood called the

"gray zone." She also wonders several times, "Where has critical thinking gone?" Well, here is what she

believes: » (http://jezebel.com/jenny-mccarthy-has-penned-an-op-ed-at-the-chicago-sun-t-

1562760581) Today 1:30pm (http://jezebel.com/jenny-mccarthy-has-penned-an-op-ed-at-the-chicago-sun-t-1562760581)

Teens Wear Anti-Gay Shirts on Day of LGBT Bullying Awareness(http://roygbiv.jezebel.com/teens-wear-anti-gay-shirts-on-day-of-lgbt-bullying-awar-1562724992/+ishaaran)

Activist Monica Jones Found Guilty of "Manifesting Prostitution" (http://jezebel.com/activist-

monica-jones-found-guilty-of-manifesting-pros-1562755241)

28Isha Aran Shared a Post by Kat Callahan (http://kyosuke.kinja.com)

4Isha Aran (http://ishaaran.kinja.com) and 173 others (http://jezebel.com/jenny-mccarthy-has-penned-an-op-ed-at-the-chicago-sun-t-

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14Isha Aran (http://ishaaran.kinja.com) and 77 others (http://jezebel.com/activist-monica-jones-found-guilty-of-manifesting-pros-

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(http://jezebel.com/activist-monica-jones-found-guilty-of-manifesting-pros-1562755241)Last Friday, Monica Jones was found guilty of prostitution-related charges despite efforts from her and

the ACLU after being arrested in May of 2013 in a police sting operation in Phoenix, Arizona. The black

transgender student and well-known sex work activist had not actually engaged in prostitution—she

accepted a… » (http://jezebel.com/activist-monica-jones-found-guilty-of-manifesting-pros-1562755241)

Today 1:00pm (http://jezebel.com/activist-monica-jones-found-guilty-of-manifesting-pros-1562755241)

(http://jezebel.com/the-official-cnn-pregnancy-test-is-a-total-nightmare-1562744305)

Last night Seth Rogen hosted a very Seth Rogen-y episode of Saturday Night Live in that there was a lot

of references to various controlled substances and James Franco showed up a couple times. But there

was a pretty brilliant "commercial" that asks What if CNN made a pregnancy test? »

(http://jezebel.com/the-official-cnn-pregnancy-test-is-a-total-nightmare-1562744305)

Today 12:30pm (http://jezebel.com/the-official-cnn-pregnancy-test-is-a-total-nightmare-1562744305)

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Would You Get Married At a Sewage Treatment Plant?

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There's a Chance Another Royal Baby Is On the Way

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Saturday Night Social: The Night Belongs to Sue Townsend

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Man Gets Jump Rope Stuck in His Penis (No, You Read That Right)

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