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Loud Guitar

Loud Piercing Vocals

Odd Pop Sox

1964 Hofner Bass

Spanish Drummer

Tonight Matthew I waana

stick like Sellotape

- Very nice indeed..

Thought the bum clocks were cool but was just blown away by the tango rhums.

when they came on they looked like a bunch of old men trying to relive their youth.

but when they started playing and were

fantastic. my favourites were nick cave's

moustache and newtown animals.

thought the two andrews were gods

and someone said that the drummer

sometimes brings his dog.

for a debut it was fantastic.

i have now bought a t-shirt, a hoody

and a thong from their site.

get out and see them while you still can.

Ingredients :

Burn Bros x 2

Guitar Legend x 1

Scottish Bard x 1

Rock/Folk Gods x handful

BASS - Not required.

Beer plenty

Let loose for 45 mins

Result = perfect.www.myspace.com/burnbrossross www.burns250.com

random page from old intrepid anorak

www.theparanoidmonkeys.co.uk

This is indeed a bargain!

Each item worth £5 alone.

Great arrangements and

unique vocal production.

Fife accents glore......

myspace.com/theparanoidmonkeys

Davy Henderson of The Fire Engines and

Nectarine No.9 launches his new project with

this double A-side. 'Full Penetration' sees

Henderson in fine form, spewing a languid croon

that sounds like Bob Dylan in the mid-sixties.

'Midnight BoyCow' on the flipside is similarly

fine indie rock jangle.

www.myspace.com/thesexualobjectsmusic

D.I.Y. INDEPENDENT RECORD LABELS and fanzines

newtown products (est 1979) originally based in glenrothes, fife.

now based in cyber space.

ntp1 : obscure compilation e.p. as featured on

kilt by death - the sound of old scotland

(crimedesk, beat necessity,story so far, basic unit)

ntp 2 : veldt/beat necessity

ntp 3 : beat necessity

ntp 4 : crimedesk 30th aniversary live in kdy

ntp 5 : the tango rhums - newtown animals (lofi recordings) *

ntp 6 : good and gone - archive *

* ntp 5 and 6 available soon

www.newtownproducts.com

www.myspace.com/newtownproducts

topplers records (west ' o scotland)

excellent d.i.y. offerings - something for all

the family

www.myspace.com/topplers

runnin feart fanzine (stewarton)

excellent fanzine

well produced !

www.myspace.com/runninfeart

10 things you need not10 things you need not10 things you need not10 things you need not know aboot the the tango rhumsbut we'll let you all know, ssssssssssssssh ....... www.myspace.com/tangorhums 8.they have all worn snake belts.

6.one of their mums used to strangle chickens for a

living.

5.three of the boy band [sorry man band -men only]-

are ex -rimbelton hearthrobs.

2-one of the tango rhums is chuck norris's best pal

3-they all like the captian beefheart and the gang of 4

and the roxy music band and think sinks look cute if

coloured pink! wacky eh...wacky eeh ...silly really

pink sinks never maybe well pink sinks mmmmmmm

11-one of their favourite bands is not longed formed the crimedesk fae south parks glenroffes

-or glenrofeeeeees

5[agai]n-once they all shared the same pick 'n' mix [rascals]

4-stephen maclure is their number 6 fan true

7-the newest member gavin 'pae and a cup 'o' tae bonnar is a stout

dresser downer and a wee fan of the chameleons he also used to work

in rodime... (ed: was employed by Rodime).

9-all the tango rhums have tapdanced to "let em all in " by wings.

5-[again]all were birmingham bag wearers and lighter champions of

the vg cup during thier teens

1-they love slow dancing and slow clapping thier there their tahnx

own time.;-];-][[];-]

a-monkeys likes the tango rhums

d-throbbing gristle once didnae say the tango rhums wre were like

frank sinatra

6-once there was a pond and then some thieving council -mp drained

it then the pond was gone that's the sound we are looking for fir tree

said michael the horn section

5-oh 5 -brian eno said ok

f-nobody ever said it was easy but after asking easy they said the same

nmaedropping wee cant was an idea fir anme name same day delivery

as ever ...x-welll who are the tango rhums i ask ma self i dinnae ken "

The Tango Rhums T-shirts and badges availablerom www.newtownproducts.com