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Children’s Half TermVarious locations around Greater Co-penhagen; starts Fri 14:00, ends 23 Oct

DESPITE recording-breaking temperature highs and the sunshine that continues to des-perately cling to these October days, Denmark’s time-honoured autumn break for schoolchil-dren is coming on in full swing.

Historically, the break was deemed the ‘potato holiday’ because it was reserved for the children of farmers to stay home and help bring in the year’s harvest of potatoes. Centuries later, the children of Denmark are much more fortu-nate as they are now sent to play rather than to work during the week.

Whether it’s to ful� ll your children’s endless pleas for a day out and a few fun activities, or to take them around the city for the very � rst time, venues across Copenhagen are opening their doors during week 42 with special activities and performances aimed at young audiences.

TOP PICKS:

Batman Live World TourForum, Julius Thomsens Plads 1, Fre-deriksberg C; performances next Wed 19:00, Thu- Fri 15:00 & 19:00, Sat 11:00 & 15:00 & 19:00, Sun 12:00; tickets 315-515kr; www.forumcopenhagen.dkHold onto your cape because Batman is making a stopover in Denmark. While kids (and grown-ups alike) await the release of the next Batman � lm at the end of 2012, a totally new kind of experience is on o² er: the live stage show. A mixture of theatre, stunts, acrobatic and special e² ects, the live performance almost outdoes the movie. e show is mostly set at the circus – a conveniently cool setting for the action. Get set for a spectacular show in the company of Bat-man, Robin, the Joker, and many other well-known criminals from the Batman universe.

STATENS MUSUEM FOR KUNSTSølvgade 48-50 Cph K; Tue-Sun 10:00-17:00, Wed 10:00-20:00, Closed Monday; free adm; www.smk.dkCircus workshopFri 18:00-22:00Come for an evening of art-themed circus fun! Clown around and learn how to sculpt.Autumn holiday workshops30kr per child Inspire your children with clay, paper, paint, cloth and more as they create their own works of art. With artists on hand to instruct and help, maybe the next Picasso will be discovered.Jazz for kidsSun & 23 Oct at11:00; free admLive jazz for two Sundays running.

Creepy CrawlyExperimentarium, Tuborg Havnevej 7, Hellerup; open daily 09:30-17:00; under-threes free adm, under-12s 100kr, over-12s 160kr; www.experimentarium.dkLearn more about the creepy crawlies that share your living space. From Ä ies and ants to spiders and maggots, learn the unexpected places where insects live and don’t leave without your Cree-ponaut certi� cate.

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HALLOWEEN AT TIVOLIVesterbrogade 3, Cph V; starts Fri, ends 23 Oct, open Sun–Thu 10:00-22:00, Fri-Sat 10:00-23:00; under-sevens free adm, over-sevens 95kr; www.tivoli.dkGet into the spooky spirit for ten days of tricks and treats at Tivoli Gardens. Featuring witches, black cats, scarecrows and jack-o-lanterns galore, Tivoli is transformed into a Halloween won-derland. Visit more than 40 stalls decked out in autumn colours selling costumes, face painting, delicious treats and lots of other fun activities and confectionaries, including slow-boiled caramels and special Halloween chocolate marshmallows.Interactive boat ridePassengers must use their magic wands on the Mine ride in order to hit glowing diamonds on a mystical journey though the land of the Grotes while watching out for the napping dragon.Witch musical and circusOpen Air Stage; musical daily at 14:30, 17:30 & 21:00, circus at 12:00 & 20:00; free admWatch Tivoli’s open-air live musical, � e Witches’ Party, or catch the lighter side of witches and watch them juggle, Ä y through the air and per-form tricks at the Witches’ Circus.Cassander Pantomime TheatreHip-hop choreographer Steen Koemer is bring-ing his best moves to woo the audience in this production of Cassander. � e Danish Championships for Giant Pumpkins 2011Lawn of the Bubble Fountain in front of Nimb; Sun 11:00View the largest pumpkins around and see whether the biggest will outmatch last year’s win-ner weighing in at 260.9 kg.

Come Teddy, now we ballet!Det Kongelige Teater, Kongens Ny-torv 9, Cph K; performances Fri 17:00, Sat-Tue 12:00 & 14:00; tickets 40-295kr; www.kglteater.dkDanish children’s favourites, the loveable but clumsy Bamse (the teddy bear) and Kylling (chicken), are inviting us to the ballet to their trib-ute to Swan Lake. Bamse falls sleep and in a dream learns the art of ballet, meeting a swan princess and some swan ducklings, along the way. A fun, light-hearted piece, this ballet will inject a little joy into those days when the rain just won’t go away.

THORVALDSEN MUSEUMBertel Thorvaldsens Plads 2, Cph K; from Mon

e museum opens its doors on a Monday to celebrate the autumn break with fun group ac-tivities for the whole family.Pottery workshopMon 10-16:00; no registration required; free for children, adults 40krMould clay with your children to have a crea-tive and memorable keepsake. Both children and the young at heart are welcome.Sculpting for kids and adolescentsMon-Wed 10:00-15:00; for children 8-17 years of age; register at 3332 1532 or thm@thorvaldsensmuseum.dk; free admKids and adolescents can release their inner sculptor and mould both their creative talents and clay on this three-day modelling course with artist Mikael ejll.Drawing class for childrenTue, Thu, 21 Oct, 11:00-13:00; free for children; register at 3332 1532 or thm@thorvaldsensmuseum.dkGuided by the museum’s teachers, children can come and learn drawing techniques, much like

orvaldsen himself who was only 11 years old when he started attending classes at the Art Academy in Copenhagen.

Benny’s TubDet Kongelige Teater, Kongens Ny-torv 9, Cph K; performances Fri 16:00 & 18:00, Sat-Mon 12:00 & 14:00; tickets 80kr; www.kglteater.dkAfter the resounding success at the Roskilde Festi-val and Copenhagen Jazz Festival this year, Benny’s Tub once again comes alive this holiday. is musical theatre’s version of the legendary Dan-ish children’s � lm ‘Bennys Badekar’ boasts live music from three of the country’s best young jazz musicians. Come and dive in beside the tadpoles, mermaids and crabs as they enjoy Benny’s Tub. Suitable for over-threes, adults and children are encouraged to sing along.

Workers Museum Events The Workers’ Museum, Rømersgade 22, Cph K; open daily 10:00-16:00; tickets adults 65kr, under-18s free adm; www.arbejdermuseet.dk

ere are free guided tours at 11:00 every day dur-ing the break on which your children can learn more about the good old days of child labour.

Your children’s break needn’t be half-baked - get busy!

inside this week

YOU’VE GOT TO feel sorry for Robin (see G2 for details of the Batman Live World Tour). In my childhood it was always “You be Batman, I’ll be Robin.” I even remember having a Robin pencil-case I was proud of.

But when you’re six it’s easy to overlook the fact that your hero is a camp and pretty immobile kid who really should be at school instead of hanging out in a cave with a middle-aged man who thinks he’s a bat. As long as there’s catchy music to excitedly dance to (a fantastic outlet for ADD) and at least a dozen KAPOWs, you won’t spot the innuendos (on top of the numerous BONKs) and occasion-ally audible gu² aws disguised as OOOOFFs from the cast who can’t believe they classically trained to end up doing this rubbish.

Yeah, Robin was cool, but then Tim Burton came along in the late 1980s and went in a com-pletely di² erent direction – the direction of the comic books, the purists would say. Out when the

Technicolor-friendly out� ts and in came the brooding shades of black. Garish Gotham became Gothic Gotham and Robin went the way of the dodo.

And that’s where het should have stayed. His comeback in the 1997 � lm Batman & Robin was a complete disaster (strange as the previous � lm Batman Forever was also awful, but Warner Bros retained the director Joel Schu-macher to make another) and he’s never been seen on celluloid since.

And while he makes an ap-pearance at the live show, I didn’t even bother downloading his im-age as a potential cover – talk about kicking someone when he’s down.

Robin, if he was a real person and not just my imaginary child-hood friend, would probably say “Holy haberdashery” about the range of events going on for Chil-dren’s Half Term (see G2) and Culture Night (see G9), but be too busy � ghting crime to attend. But every superhero’s got to eat, and Oyster Week (see G8) sounds too good to miss.

Finally, just hot o² the press, apparently HRH herself, Helen Mirren, will be in town next week to attend a Nordic Film Council event at Grand Teatret cinema on Monday. If that isn’t worth a “Holy hole in the donut, Bat-man”, I don’t know what is.

Wallman’s Dinner Show Cirkusbygningen, Jernbane-gade 8, 1609 Cph V; perform-ances Thu-Sat 18:30-23:00; adults 495-815kr, under-12s from 258kr; 3316 3700; info.wallmans@wallmans.com; www.wallmans.dkA group of dancers - with cred-its from Cats and Chicago to the

Eurovision Song Contest - all expertly showboating in dance, song, instrument playing and magic, while attending to your table. Dinner will never be like this again. SC

Virtuose trin Gamle Scene, Kongens Ny-torv, 1055 Cph K; ends Sat; Sat 20:00; tickets 95–595kr; 45-min intro before every performance in the balcony

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foyer; www.kglteater.dkA triple bill featuring works by August Bournonville, George Balanchine and Harald Lander. Bournonville Fantasy is a study of the choreographer’s technique and his exercises, which are still part of the daily training regime at the Royal Danish Ballet. Ex-pect elaborate footwork made up of many quick steps and a lively expression. Balanchine’s salute to the Danish style is noticeable in

his Donizetti Variations, which ballerina Suzanne Farrell called “fast, lighthearted and technically demanding”. And � nally, Lander’s Etudes, which the Royal Ballet’s director Nicolaj Hubbe describes as Danish ballet’s equivalent of the national anthem, is a one-act bal-let that begins with exercises at the barre and develops into extensive bravura steps with which the danc-ers take over the whole stage. FBP

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DANCE MIGHT not be an obvious art form to treat a topic based on intricate mental proc-esses like corruption. But if one thinks about what corrup-tion does to individual people – giving an edge to some, per-haps manoeuvring them into con  icts of loyalty whilst mak-ing others feel exposed or even desperate – then dancing bodies appear more suited to rendering or expressing these feelings and states.

However, this is not what choreographer Lotte Sigh does in her piece Transparency, al-legedly a “performance about the in  uences of corruption”. � e show is part of a festival about corruption held at Danse-hallerne for which Transparency International Danmark com-piled a series of workshops, lec-tures and debates last week.

Sigh’s dance piece is in every way eclectic: her cast have back-

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TransparencyDansehallerne, Pasteurs-vej 20, Cph V; Fri-Sun 15:00 & 20:00, Wed, Thu & Oct 21, 20:00; Tickets 130kr, conces-sions 60kr, discounts for groups; www.cph-dancearts.com, www.dansehallerne.dk, lecture about corruption in the EU, Fri 16:30-18:30 (in Danish)

� ey were surprised to � nd themselves in Bob’s cabin in Twin Peaks, but they put on a show anyway

Simon Starling Kunsthal Char-l o t t e n b o r g , Nyhavn 2, Cph K ; starts Oct 7, ends Jan 22; open Tue-Sun 11:00-18:00, Wed 11:00-21:00 (free adm after 18:00); tickets 60kr, students 40kr, under-16s free adm; www.kunsthalcharlot-tenborg.dk; performances Sun 14:00 (not 25 Dec and 1 Jan - 22 Jan at 17:00)Simon Starling - a British artist who won Britain’s prestigious Turner Prize in 2005 and lives in Copenhagen - is known for his narrative, conceptual installation work that investigates material use and his own labour as an art-ist. For Charlottenborg, he has created two new pieces, Project for a Masquerade (Hiroshima) (2010-11), an installation about Japanese culture and nuclear energy, and an original piece of puppet theatre called � e Expe-dition, which is 25 minutes long and suitable for children. It fol-lows a ‘hapless adventurer’, who looks a lot like Starling in pup-pet form, on a long journey. BF

� e Danish Artists’ Autumn ExhibitionDen Frie Centre of Contemporary Art, Oslo Plads 1, Cph, Ø; starts Oct 15, ends Nov 20; open Tue-Fri 12:00-17:00, Thu 12:00-21:00, Sat-Sun, 10:00-17:00; www.denfrie.dkWork by emerging Danish art-ists are on display at one of Copenhagen’s longest running artist-run exhibition spaces, Den Frie Centre of Contemporary Art. BF

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Møstings Hus, Andebakkesti 5, Fredriksberg; starts Oct 15, ends Nov 13; open Tue-Sun 11:00-16:00, Wed 11:00-19:00; www.moestingshus.dkDanish artist and Ä lmmaker Steen Møller Rasmussen curates this retrospective of the reclusive Richard Winther’s work. Win-ther (1926-2007) was a proliÄ c artist but rarely exhibited his work. Experimental paintings, drawings, and sculptures from a ten-year period in his youth, when he lived at Bülowsvej, are the focus of this exhibition. BF

Anders KrisárGalleri Lars Olsen, Uplandsgade 56, Cph S; starts Oct 15, ends Nov 19; open Tues-Sat 13:00-18:00,www.gallerilar-solsen.comInternationally-acclaimed Swed-ish artist Anders Krisár has a particular vision. A self-taught artist who has recently garnered a wealth of positive attention, he makes primarily sculptures and photographs with obscured narratives. Krisár works with moulds and casting to create strange Ä gures in mysterious sit-uations. � is exhibition includes the release of a new monograph cataloguing his work. BF

grounds in gymnastics, martial arts, ballet, and contemporary dance – or have in Sam Va-herlehto’s case won the Finn-ish version of So You � ink You Can Dance. � e dancers come from Russia, Australia, Finland or Bulgaria and while some of them have worked with pres-tigious choreographers before, Transparency is more of a debut for others.

� e choreography accounts for these diÍ erent backgrounds and in  uences. Some feature el-ements of acrobatics and contor-tion for individual dancers, while others perform a movement vo-cabulary that stresses their ballet training. In the group sequences for all seven dancers, the chore-ography consists of somewhat estranged ballet movements, but has an aggressively martial feel to it. Notably, Transparency relies on spectacularity that lets the dancers show oÍ their re-markable technical skill. At the beginning of the performance, costume designer Wali Barrech puts white masks on the dancers that makes them appear increas-ingly uncanny as the white fabric erases from their bodies the indi-viduality a face usually provides.

While all this often looks good, the performance lacks a danced re  ection of the issue in question: corruption. For refer-ences to corruption, Transpar-ency falls back on the written and FRANZISKA BORK PETERSEN

Skrald!Museum of Co-penhagen, Vester-brogade 59, Cph V; starts Oct 14, ends 31 Jul 2012; open daily 10:00-17:00; tickets 20kr, under-17s free adm, Fri free adm; www.co-penhagen.dkLike most urban centres, Co-penhagen has an interesting re-lationship with trash. For exam-ple, Amalienborg Palace in the heart of the city is built on top of an old landÄ ll. According to Skrald! (or Trash!), we throw out more trash than previous genera-tions. Another interesting fact: the most common piece of litter lining city streets are cigarette butts. � e exhibition includes several hundred objects, photos, and engravings about the history of trash here, along with interac-tive educational installations. BF

He Chose the Wrong CareerGallery Poulsen, C o n t e m - p o -rary Fine Arts, Flæsketorvet 24, Cph V; starts Oct 14, ends Nov 12; open Tue-Fri 12:00-17:30, Sat 11:00–15:00; www.gallerypoulsen.comDanish artist Peter Ravn presents a new series of paintings that alternate between humour and tragedy. � e Ä gurative, cleanly-executed images show profession-al men in suits in various states of confusion. Ravn focuses on inter-nal psychologies - the silent con-versations we have with ourselves about our lives - as his source of inspiration. � e Ä gures in Ravn’s paintings ask themselves: “What if I had chosen a diÍ erent wife, job, or career?” BF

ExhibitionsCosì fan tutteStore Scene, Operaen, Ekvi-pagemestervej 10, 1438 Cph K; performances at 19:30 (unless stated) on Fri, Sun (15:00), Oct 25, Oct 27, Oct 30 (15:00), Nov 2, Nov 6 (15:00), Nov 10, Nov 19, Nov 21; tickets 95-795kr; 180 mins including one intermission; in Italian with Danish super-titles; www.kglteater.dkRanking among Mozart’s most memorable works, Così fan tutte starts with a cynical old philoso-pher who makes a wager with two oÒ cers, claiming he can prove that their girlfriends, like all women, are Ä ckle. But while for reasons not unrelated to its risqué nature and views on Ä delity, many of its custodians have been compelled to bowdlerise it, this is about as de-lightful as opera buÍ a gets. KRG

� e Bollywood TripRepublique, Store Scene, Østerfælled Torv 37, Cph Ø; in Danish: until 12 Nov, in English: 29 Nov–3 Dec, performances: Tue-Fri 20:00, Sat 15:00; Tickets 200-325kr; www.republique.dkBollywood’s   ying dancers, mag-ical images and gorgeous music have landed in Denmark. � e Bollywood Trip is a dramatic love story (as if we’d expect anything diÍ erent from Bollywood) at a hospital where aÍ airs between the staÍ   ourish. Psychiatric ward patient Harron, mean-while, has a split personality and thinks he is one of India’s biggest Bollywood stars. A preview of the performance will appear in InOut in late November. EM

Nina BeirKunsthal Charlot-tenborg, Nyhavn 2, Cph K; starts Oct 7, ends Dec 31; open Tue-Sun 11:00-18:00, Wed 11:00-21:00 (free adm after 18:00); tick-ets 60kr, students 40kr, un-der-16s free adm; www.kun-sthalcharlottenborg.dkWith her Ä rst major exhibition in Denmark, Nina Beir presents new work made with second-hand clothes. Beir is Danish, but based in Berlin. Her work focuses on pattern and material. Leopard-print dresses, shiny silks, and wigs made of human hair are pressed into frames to create seductive abstract images. Her exhibition includes two other distinct works. One involves a large Persian rug overlaid with dog hair, and the other focuses on merging posters with everyday objects to create new sculptural forms. BF

Klee & COBRALouisiana, Gl Strandvej 13, Humlebæk; ends Jan. 8; open Tues-Fri 11:00-22:00, Sat-Sun 11:00-18:00; tickets 95kr, un-der-18s free adm; www. loui-siana.dkCOBRA was an European avant garde art movement in the late 1940s and early 1950s - artists like Asger Jorn and Karl Appel were members - while Paul Klee, a Swiss artist active in the early part of the 20th century, is known for his colourful childlike paintings. Bringing together the artist and the avant-garde movement creates strange associations and insight into artists from diÍ erent periods working to change the art world of their time. BF

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spoken word. Early in the piece, a voice from the loudspeakers reads a text about an individual who is “surrounded by people and yet left alone”. In connec-tion to never knowing “if the ground will collapse or what’s waiting behind the corner”, this suggests unreliability and the individual’s physical precarious-ness.

Later, visual designer Lars Egegaard Sørensen projects words such as ‘business’, ‘moral beneÄ ts’, ‘cronyism’, or ‘traÒ ck-ing law’ onto a barely visible gauze, which makes the terms look like they’re   oating in mid-stage nothingness. In the same way, he projects images of danc-ers into the centre of the impres-sively deep stage space; an eÍ ect that again looks Ä ne, but has no perceivable function in dealing with the corruption theme.

Only occasionally does Sigh choreograph what might be in-tended as explicit references to corruption: there is a short epi-sode in which the dancers throw coins, and one in which they point their Ä ngers at individual dancers. But doesn’t that rather depict behaviours associated with thriftlessness and exclusion, or accusation or bullying? A highly energetic and watchable piece, Transparency’s treatment of corruption remains lazy.

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Skulpturi, Store Kongens-gade 3, Cph K; starts Oct 14, ends Nov 13; open Wed-Sat 12:00-15:00; www.skulpturi.dk� ree new sculptures from Dan-ish artist Eva Steen Christensen are the focus of this exhibition. Christensen explores the stories hidden in materials in her ab-stract sculptural work. � e art-ist imagines noise where there is silence, a cube transforming into a bird, or cardboard being mis-taken for stone. She is interested in our relationship to the physi-cal world around us, and mate-rial narratives are her response to life’s diÒ cult questions. BF

Vertical on my ownGalleri Bo Bjerg-gaard, Flæsketorvet 85, Cph V, starts Oct 14, ends 14 Jan 2012; open Tue-Fri 13:00-18:00, Sat 12:00-16:00; www.bjerggaard.com� is selection of multi-media artwork by Norwegian artist AK Dolven features video, paint-ings, and a sound installation that explores the recent tragedies in Oslo. � e artist takes inspira-tion from Ä nding balance in her personal life, and her minimalist installations typically explore the body in space. BF

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Sigurdur Gudmundsson: SituationsModerna Museet, Gasverks-gatan 22, Malmö; ends Nov 7; open Tue-Sun 11:00-18:00; tick-ets 50kr, free adm to under-18s; www.modernamuseet.se  is retrospective of the work of Icelandic artist Sigurdur Gud-mundsson focuses on a series of his photographs from the 1970s and 80s.   e result is a comical and surreal body of photographs.BF

We spend our lives as we spend our daysGalleri Christoffer Ege-lund, Gredgade 75, Cph K; ends Oct 23; open Mon-Fri 12:00-18:00, Sat 12:00-16:00; www.gce.nuNew York City-based duo Ghost of a Dream, Adam Eckstrom and Lauren Was, are known for their colourful collages and installa-tions featuring the garish design of scratch-o° lottery tickets, tawdry romance novel covers, and mirrors to create an overall e° ect of desire and loss. BF.

Danish and Nordic Art 1750-1900 & French Art 1900-30Statens Museum for Kunst, Sølvgade 48-50, 1307 Cph K; ends Nov 26; open Tue, Thu-Sun 10:00-17:00, Wed 10:00-20:00, closed Mon; free adm; www.smk.dk Selected from over 3,500 works in the museum’s permanent col-lection. BF

Elmgreen and Dragset Thorvaldsens Museum, 2 Ber-tel Thorvaldsens Plads, Cph K; ends 29 Jan 2012; open Tue-Sun 10:00-17:00; tickets 40kr, free adm on Wed; www.thor-valdsensmuseum.dk In this exhibition by gay photog-raphy duo Elmgreen and Dragset, Danish sculptor   orvaldsen`s works have been dressed up in various items of clothing such as sports socks and sweat bands. JF

Hotel NikolajKunsthallen Nikolaj, Nikolaj Plads 10, Cph K; ends Oct 30; open Tue-Sun 12:00-17:00, Thu 12:00-21:00; www.kunsthallennikolaj.dk  e theme is an interactive sea-side hotel that comes alive with theatre performances, video pro-jections and strange smells. BF

Tunnel of FearOvergaden, neden Vandet 17, Cph K; ends Nov 11; open Tue-Sun 13:00-17:00, Thu 13:00-20:00; www.overgaden.org, www.kopenhagen.dkAhmet Cevdet Bey: Tunnel of Fear focuses on a strange, new collab-oration in which two Turkish art-ists have merged identities to be-come a ¾ ctional character: mad scientist Ahmet Cevdet Bey.   is strange relationship is played out in a ‘chamber of horrors’ style installation about the ¾ ctional character and his work. BF

Between Memory and � eftGalleri Claus Christensen, Gammel Mønt 41, Cph K; ends Oct 22; open Tue-Thu 12:00-17:00, Sat 12:00-16:00; www.gallericlauschris-tensen.dkSome new work by Erik A Frand-sen, a member of the ‘wild paint-er’ movement from the 1980s in Denmark, who likes to mix genres and is inspired by his family, sexu-ality, and À owers. BF

Substans 2011Bregade Kunsthandel, Bred-gade 67-69, Cph K; ends Oct 15; open Tue-Fri 13:00-18:00, Sat 11:00-15:00; www.bred-gade-kunsthandel.dkSubstans 2011 is a new group show focusing on the world of Danish glassblowing. Twenty art-ists show examples of their tech-nique at Bredgade Kunsthall. BF

World Time Clock and Used Cars Galleri Nicolai Wallner, Ny Carlseberg Vej 68, Cph V; ends Oct 15; open Tue-Fri 12:00-17:00, Sat 12:00-15:00; www.nicolaiwallner.comJonathan Monk works in mul-tiple media from photography, to painting, to neon, and even in bicycle parts. His work is inspired by art history and conceptual art. BF

AmericanaGalleri Jules Julian, Palæ-gade 7, Cph K; ends Oct 22; Tues-Fri 12:00-18:00, Sat 11:00-14:00; www. julesju-lian.dkBritish artist Dave White depicts the vintage American West in large-scale oil paintings. BF

Resourced Portfolio

YNKB, Baldersgade 70, Cph N; starts Oct 15, ends Nov 15; open by appointment, www.ynkb.dkJust Seeds is a critically-acclaimed print media collective based in the US and Canada. Known for their politically provocative poster and book projects, this ex-hibition is a collection of posters on the subject of natural resource extraction, which shows screen-printed images dealing with cli-mate change and environmental issues, like the e° ects of coal mining on biodiversity.   is ex-hibition o° ers a rare opportunity to see this collection of political posters in Europe at the inde-pendent art space, YNKB. BF

Warhol & BasquiatArken Musuem of Modern Art, Skovvej 100, Ishøj; ends Jan 11; open Tue-Sun 10:00-17:00, Wed 10:00-21:00; tickets 85kr, Students 70kr, under-17s free adm; www.arken.dk  is exhibition showcases more than 100 of Andy Warhol and Jean-Michel Basquiat’s collabora-tive works. BF

Titanic Tivoli, Vesterbrogade 3; ends Dec 30; open Mon-Sun 10:00-20:00; tickets: adults 95kr; www.tivoli.dk   e exhibition gives viewers the chance to see reconstructed suites, letters from victims, and artefacts from the liner - minus a necklace. JF

Early Modernism Moderna Museet, Gasverks-gatan 22, Malmö; ends 8 Apr 2012; open Tue, Thu, Sun 11:00-18:00, Wed 11:00-21:00; tickets 50 SEK; www.moder-namuseet.se Early Moderism features works by artists such as Pablo Picasso, Henri Matisse, Edvard Munch and Sigrid Hjerten. JF

La Luna Convento

Clausens Kunsthandel, Toldbodgade 9, Cph K; ends Oct 29; open Tue-Sat 11:00-17:00; www.clausenskun-sthandel.dkDanish artist Knud Odde, recently returned from an artist residency, presents a collection of paint-ings and collages. Odde stayed near the Italian city of Amal¾ at a former Benedictine monastery.   e area proved inspiring both in atmosphere and material avail-ability - many of his collages are made with brightly coloured paper scraps from the streets of Amal¾ .   rough layering paint and found paper, Odde creates graphic ¾ g-ures, bordering on religious icons, appropriate for art work made in a former monastery. BF

Oana FarcasLARMgalleri, Esplanaden 8D, Cph K; starts Oct 7, ends Nov 12; open Wed- Fri 12:00-17:00, Sat 12:00–15:00; www.larmgalleri.dkFarcas paints melancholy por-traits of people, both real and ¾ ctionalised. Romanian fairy tales and family snap shots inspire her equally. Her blurry paintings feel like À eeting memories. Farcas’s style is indebted to that of the German painter, Gerhard Richter.   is is her second solo exhibition with LARMgalleri. BF

Alright Alright &Big BubbleMalmö Konsthall, Johan-nesgatan 7, Malmö; ends Nov 27; open daily 11:00-17:00; www.konsthal.malmo.seIn Alright Alright, Chris Johanson - a self-taught artist from the US heavily inÀ uenced by Californian skateboarding and graÉ ti culture, - creates his work from recycled paint and second-hand materi-als. Japanese artist Misaki Kawai, the creator of Big Bubble, works in a simple, manga comic book drawing-style making graphic paintings, drawings, and artists’ books. BF

Ideal/Ein GesprächNils Stærk, Ny Carlsberg Vej 68, Cph V; ends Oct 22; open Mon-Fri 12:00-17:00, Sat 12:00-15:00; www.nilss-taerk.dkIngvar Cronhammar takes ur-ban architecture and technol-ogy as his starting point, while Morten Stræde begins with the airplane and its mechanics. BF

Dimensions of Hyper-realityGallery B15, Islands Brygge 15, Cph S; ends Nov 9; open Wed-Fri 12:00-18:00, Sat 12:00-15:00; www.galleryb15.dkRicky Allman paints stripped-down post-apocalyptic scenes. Splashes of bright colour highlight the otherwise stark images. Mark Schoening uses a similar colour palette in his painting – stark backgrounds with splatters of neon - which is more abstract in style, exploding over the canvas. BF Entwined: Passages, Geometry, and PsychePeter Lav Gallery, Esplanaden 8D, Cph K; ends Dec 17; open Wed-Fri 12:00-17:00, Sat 12:00-15:00; www.plgallery.dkShakespeare’s Ophelia from Ham-let inspired Sophia Kalkau for this exhibition. References to the sculptural work of celebrated artist Louise Bourgeois, plus strong geo-metrical shapes, can also be seen in Kalaku’s work. BF

Of Large and SmallNational Museum of Photog-raphy, Soren Kierkegaard Plads 1, Royal Library, The Black Dia-mond, Cph k; ends 10 March 2012; open Mon-Sat 10:00-15:00, tickets: adults 40kr, students 25kr; www.kb.dkA collection of works from art-ists, philosophers, artists and theories about human existence and the contrast between what is in¾ nitely universal and in¾ nitely microscopic. VM

� e Danish West Indies – Building a Colony The National Museum of Denmark, Frederiksholms Kanal 12; ends Oct 23, open Tue-Sun 10:00-17:00; adm free; www.natmus.dk   is exhibition looks at the dif-¾ cult history of the West Indies island group at the time of the Danish occupation. VM

Gaugin & Polynesia: An Elusive Paradis

Ny Carlsberg Glyptotek, Dantes Plads 7, Cph K; ends Dec 31; open Tue-Sun 11:00-17:00; tickets 75kr, free adm to under 18s and on Sundays; www.glyptotekket.dk  is retrospective of Paul Gaugin explores his relationship with cul-tures outside of Europe.   e work of the inÀ uential artist will be on display next to close to 60 artefacts of Polynesian culture, such as jewel-lery, cult statues, and weapons. BF

Living: Frontiers of Architecture III-IV Louisiana, Gl Strandvej, Humlebæk; ends Oct 23; open Tue-Fri 11:00-22:00, Sat-Sun 11:00-18:00, ticket: 95kr; www.louisiana.dk Louisiana’s latest major exhibi-tion, Living, presents a crossover between architectural projects and art installations. JF

Jørgen Haugen Sørensen Cisternerne – the Museum of Modern Glass Art, Søn-dermarken, Frederiksberg; ends Nov 27; open Thu, Fri 14:00-18:00, Sat, Sun 11:00-17:00; tickets over-14s 50kr, under-14s free adm; www.cisternerne.dk An exhibition featuring Dan-ish sculptor Jørgen Haugen Sørensen’s greatest works of re-cent years.   e sculptures, some moulded in clay and some cast in bronze, all work around the themes of life and death, and love and su° ering. JF

Entropia: a photographic chaos theory of CopenhagenDanish Architecture Centre, Strandgade 27 B, Cph K; ends Oct 23; open daily 10:00-17:00, Wed 10:00-21:00; tickets 40kr, students 25kr, under-15s free adm, Wed 17:00- 21:00 free adm; www.dac.dkAn exhibition of architectural photographs that tries to re-think what typical architectural photog-raphy looks like. KBF

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FinkAmager Bio; Friday, 20:00; 225 kr www.amagerbio.dk www.finkworld.co.uk

F ridAy marks the first ever show in den-mark for the three-piece based in Brighton in the UK. Their new LP, Perfect Darkness, was released in the summer of this year and

whilst there is little to surprise long-time fans of the band in terms of style, the lead vocals of Fin Greenhall are enough to captivate any first-time listeners, and the album features several songs that rate amongst the best the band has ever produced. Perfect Darkness sounds like the calm before the storm – always threatening to explode but holding something back – reminiscent of a pre-2000 ra-diohead. As a live band, Fink have a superb reputa-tion which has been well earned – a tight rhythm section of bass and drums, with Greenhall’s percus-sive finger picking skills making him one of the finest acoustic guitarists you will see anywhere in the world.

Greenhall is the singer, guitarist and primary songwriter of the outfit, but did not always have a band in tow – his career prior to his band mates joining him is far from what you would expect of today’s singer songwriters. during his 20s he was signed by legendary London electronic label Ninja Tune as a dJ and producer. His first album - a collection of ambient techno grooves with subtle inflections of hip-hop beats and dubby bass lines - helped him to achieve moderate underground suc-cess, touring the UK club scene with labelmates Bonobo and Mr Scruff. Over the following two or three years however, a dramatic change took place in Fink’s music. He picked up the guitar for the first time in several years and began to write in an entirely new style. The result was a stripped-back, bluesy acoustic album with minimal instrumenta-tion entitled Biscuits for Breakfast. Fink emerged from this second album a fully-fledged singer song-writer - with an effortless guitar style that most players can only dream of and a beautiful, deep baritone vocal full of soul and emotion.

Although Biscuits certainly did not propel Fink

into the mainstream, he had penned a magnificent set of pop songs in a style that was all his own. Songs like ‘Pretty Little Thing’ and ‘you Gotta Choose’ are two of the standout songs of Fink’s first foray into traditional song writing. The tunes are mellow and laid-back but never venture into the self-pitying territory that is familiar to so many of Fink’s contemporaries – his experience as a dJ undoubtedly provides a framework for him to make music with a groove that makes you tap your foot and nod your head, even though he often uses nothing but acoustic guitar and voice.

New-found fans of Fink did not have to wait long for a follow-up to Biscuits for Breakfast and the next album did not disappoint. His unmistakable vocal and guitar style had changed very little, but 2007’s Distance and Time showed the maturity of a more experienced songwriter growing comforta-ble in his own skin. A less minimal approach is also evident on this release: a full drum kit is present on several tracks, allowing for more dynamic range without interfering with the intimate nature of the songs. ‘Trouble’s What you’re in’, the album’s

opener, is one of the standout tracks – a moody tale of a late night train ride in London – in which Fink’ s lyrical style is both dark and beautiful: “in that dress that’s as black as my heart, on this train/And those lips that’s as red as the blood in my veins.” Fink toured extensively in the UK and also in parts of Europe in 2008, this time extending to a three-piece band with Guy Whittaker on bass and Tim Thornton on drums, both of whom contrib-ute backing vocals. This three-piece set-up worked so well that it settled as a permanent line-up, both out on the road and in the studio.

With several years experience of playing live together now behind them, the audience at Am-ager Bio this Friday can expect a super tight per-formance with subtlety and power, but they are not always an easy band to predict – their live shows could retain the intimate melancholy for which they are well known, but the calm before must be followed by the storm, and these three musicians are very capable of causing just that.

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saturday night was date night for many couples at Lille Vega, as the sizeable

crowd that turned out for the anna Calvi concert teemed with swooning lovers holding hands and sharing drinks. and Calvi, a British alternative rock musician who made her breakthrough onto the music scene at the be-ginning of this year, gave them a night to remember.

Michael Møller - a danish singer and songwriter whose songs reveal the sufferings of an immense heartbreak – began the evening with a 45-minute acous-tic set. Sitting centre-stage with only his guitar in hand, his vocals were honest and strong, leaving a hush over the compelled audi-ence. He ended his emotionally powerful performance by stand-ing with his hands folded behind his back as he belted out a short a-cappella song that reverberated

Nightlifethrough the room as the stage was prepared for Calvi.

after a short interlude, Calvi walked onto the darkened stage, telecaster in hand, and opened with a dark instrumental – prov-ing the guitar wasn’t just for show. The girl can play. Compared to the styles of Patti Smith and PJ Harvey by numerous critics, Calvi immediately commanded the audience’s full attention. as soon as she began singing, the pe-tite woman with ruby red lips dis-played a surprisingly dark, pow-erful and absorbing vocal talent. Most profound was how each ending note drawled on with a haunting vibrato.

The song line-up slowly evolved, starting with seductive yet vulnerable tunes including ‘I’ll Be your Man’ and ‘Mouli-nette’ that showed her raw power, requiring no flashy stage moves or complex mixing tech-niques to make an impact.

as the show went on, the crowd rose and fell with the rhythms of each song - coming alive with loud bursts of guitar and drums, then falling still and mesmerised when Calvi whis-pered her more intimate lyrics.

The performance picked up halfway through with the amp turned up for a cover of tV on the radio’s ‘Wolf Like Me’, which had the males in the room rocking out and sing-ing along even more than their female counterparts. The crowd later exploded with approval as Calvi performed the guitar-driv-en wailing singles ‘desire’ and ‘Blackout’.

In stark opposition to her powerful singing, when Calvi spoke it was merely to mumble a barely audible “thank you.” Later, it seemed as if she warmed

up to the welcoming audience when she introduced her in-timate band, which includes drummer daniel Maiden-Wood and Mally Harpaz who plays the harmonium – a bellowing in-strument that is a cross between a keyboard and an accordion.

Lasting barely an hour, Calvi’s performance ended with her cover of the popular 1950s song ‘Jezebel’ and a small smile as she walked offstage and the audience snapped back to reality.

A good portion of the crowd probably got lucky after the show

and the Bee Gees will no doubt be in the mix alongside the likes of Kiss, Genesis and Steely dan. a great start to the weekend. (English/danish) dvdN

Why Not Wednesday: Niklas & John Vincent & AK*47 & DJ Gradedrust; Wed 23:00; 60krFor generations the younger sect of society have hailed Wednes-day as the new Friday, but finding a place to party until the early hours is not always so easy. running a monthly night hosting a variety of in-house, native and international dJs rust temptingly asks ‘Why Not Wednesday?’ Featuring hip-hop-per aK*47 – a popular fixture at a number of Copenhagen night clubs – alongside a bevy of other local urban figureheads, it’s a dif-ficult offer to turn down, espe-cially for 60kr at the door. (Eng-lish/danish) dvdN

sandwell District (aka Regis + Function)Culture Box; Fri 23:00; 70krThe Sandwell district is one of the most influential techno labels in the northern hemisphere, led by Function and regis – stalwarts in the industry. Culture Box is home to the highest quality elec-tro, techno-house, and minimal music in town and attracts an ar-ray of global underground artists on a weekly basis. Fun after-hours at a competitive price. (English/danish) dvdN

Frankie Teardrop: 70s Night with DJ cecilie JørckLille Vega; Fri 23:00; Free adma fortnightly themed evening that travels across music’s finest decades, this week Frankie tear-drop revisits the sounds of the ‘70s. Now a popular night in Co-penhagen, it’s a place where nos-talgic hipsters can convene and sit back with an alcoholic beverage in hand and dance along to - just this week – the disco grooves of the late 1970s. aBBa, Boney M Jessica slicer

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The melvinsLille Vega, 21:00; 185krThe Melvins first hit the stage in 1983. Initially inspired by grunge music – with Kurt Cobain, who idolised the band, interestingly born in the same town as that of their origin – their latest record is more like a modern post-punk incarnation of Black Sabbath, and defined by its dense, heavy and oppressive soundscape. With a cult following around the world, The Melvins are super-heavyweights on the punk and metal scenes and this is a con-cert in which every punker and metalhead in town really ought to be present, even if the concert would have been more fitting at Copenhagen rock club The rock. (English) dvdN

GangliansLoppen; 21:00; 90krOriginally from Sacramento in California, Ganglians offer a psychedelic-tinged, spacey, surf-er rock-layered sound with ro-bust chord sequences that hark back to ‘60s art-rock, topped with the frontman’s marauding vocals. Brimful with charisma and blistering with rawness, the four-piece’s sound comes across as a wild experiment in the way that it carries it over into a rougher, dirtier and more lo-fi framework. Melodic, im-pressionable and powerful, this is exactly the kind of band you want to run into when rum-maging through gig listings. (English) dvdN

i Got You On TapeLoppen; 21:00; 100krIn a flash IGyONt went from being a small-time band playing at venues across Copenhagen to one of the biggest in denmark, if not Scandinavia. Heralded by Jacob Bellen’s amicable vocal-style - which perfectly suits the subtlety of their instrumental character - their sound is at once distinguished as well as warmly inviting. The quartet are cer-tainly one of the more ambitious bands hailing from Viking coun-try, and it’s always a good idea to take a chance at seeing the group live since their gigs typically sell out. (English) dvdN

When saints Go machine Forbrændingen, 21:00; 150krThe offspring of Copenha-gen’s much-hyped electro-indie scene, the fresh-faced four-piece are the creators behind some of denmark’s most catchy mixes. defined by their atmospheric blend of Nikolaj Manuel Von-sild’s quivering falsetto vocal style, crisp keyboard sequences and pulsating sonic bleeps, the quartet are a must-see live act. Having recently released their second album, Konkylie (2011) - on the back of their enthral-ling début - it makes for an even wilder listen, dynamically draw-ing inspiration from cultures from the four corners of the globe. Highly recommended. (English) dvdN

Beady EyeStore Vega; 20:00, 415krBranded as Oasis minus Noel Gallagher, Liam and crew – all dressed head-to-toe in British mod attire as you’d probably have guessed – churn out good old fashioned rock ‘n’ roll tunes that wouldn’t have sounded out of place in the ‘90s or perhaps even Oasis’s discography. What-ever the story, lean wall-of-noise guitars, memorable melodies and Liam’s strutting about the stage with a cocky swagger is all to be expected, and Beady Eye has been welcomed with open arms by Oasis fans and beyond. It promises to be a classic concert, that will double up as a meeting place for English expats from all over denmark. (English) dvdN

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The subwaysLille Vega; 21:00; 160krHailing from England, the girlfriend-boyfriend partner-ship Charlotte Cooper and Billy Lunn – plus their drummer Josh Morgan – speak only in a zealous post-punk language on stage. No cheese, cuddles and kisses, just a real crooner and a tattooed blonde hottie lashing out on guitar to make high-spirited numbers such as ‘rock and roll Queen’, ‘It’s a Party’ and ‘With you.’ remaining a so-called ‘emerging’ rock group for pretty much the duration of their career - often performing on the smaller stages at major festi-vals - the duo have a cult follow-ing and are always worth seeing. (English) dvdN

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Free access to swimming poolKastrup swimming pool, Røllikevej 4, Kastrup; Sat 15 Oct, 08:00-15:00; free admIn participation with Tarnby Health Week, Kastrup pool is opening its doors to free swim-ming for all ages. JS

2011 Rugby World CupThe Globe, Nørregade 43-45, 1165 Cph K; Globe open all match days; www.the-globe.dkEnjoy a full Irish breakfast while you watch your favourite team slog it out in the Rugby World Cup. semi- nals - get up early for France v Wales (Sat 10:00), and Australia vs New Zealand (Sun 10:00). BH

National Museum guided tours Ny Vestergade 10, Cph K; Sun, Tue & Thu 11:00; Free Adm; www.natmus.dk Free guided tours in English three times a week.

Watch the X Factor AuditionsVega, Enghavevej 40, Cph V; Mon-Wed, various times, lasts five hours with break; tickets 50kr, www.billetlugen.dkBe one of the rst to get a sneak preview of the upcoming season of X Factor as hundreds of hope-ful singing talents go to Vega to audition.

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Seven heart-warming marvels you should not missENJOY SEVEN breathtaking museum experiences and love stories with the one who you hold dear to your heart.

� e Heart Book over them allBegin the day with a delicious breakfast at

e Black Diamond (Søren Kierkegaards Plads 1) and nd inspiration for a new reading of your love pledges in the Heart Book, which is the oldest handwritten Danish ballad anthology. e book was written during the reign of King Chris-tian III in the 1550s, where the court ½ ourished with chivalrous knights and beautiful damsels in the not too courtly love milieu. Eighty-three love ballads were collected and written up in bygone times, but the identity and basic facts of the au-thor are lost in the fogs of history. But it has not prevented later authors and poets from nding inspiration for their own works in the Heart Book’s playful ballads.

� e enlightening romance of the Golden AgeBakkehusmuseet (Rahbeks Allé 23) lies a mere stone’s throw from Søndermarken. Take a recuperative stroll and take in the warm and authentic spirit of the very home where culture-loving couple Knud Lyhne and Kamma Rahbek entertained many leading gures from the Danish Golden Age. Visit the legendary corner room where a young and naïve H C An-dersen ead aloud his fairy tales and Rah-bek called him a ‘poet’. e lonely and insecure writer would never forget those words uttered by pretty Kamma, and he later recounted the fateful moment: “It

was the rst time anyone had associated the word poet with me: it went through my blood and soul, tears came to my eyes, and I know that from this moment my thoughts were awakened to working as a poet and author.”

Old houses also catch � re“Age does not protect you from love, but love to some extent protects you from age.” As always, the classical and quick-witted Coco Chanel hits home with the phrase. Experience the relief “Cupid received by Anacreon” at orvaldsens Museum (Bertel orvaldsens Plads 2), where Cupid sets an old poet’s heart on re and proves that even old people do fall

in love. Maybe the work was inspired by Bertel orvaldsens’ complicated and tur-bulent love life: he never married, but it did not stop him from having tempestu-ous relationships with no fewer than four women, possibly more. You can also read his love letters, which are readily available on the web through the Bertel orvald-sens Letter Archive, at home.

Roses for a much-admired starGet lost in the beautiful surroundings of Rungstedslund (Strandvej 111), where the Karen Blixen Museum resides. In Ewald’s Room you can nd a rather dis-creet vase with a single red rose, which is replaced every day. Behind this tradition lies a heart-warming story: in the last three years of Karen Blixen’s life she received a red rose every single day by mail – from the same, secret admirer so that she could feel appreciated. e total of roses she re-ceived is well above 1,000! Impress your chosen one and send her roses covertly.

� e forbidden fruit of loveTake your sweetheart along to the Mu-seum of National History at Frederiks-borg Castle and take a walk in the idyl-lic baroque garden. Experience the pearl of the portrait collection: the lifelike and wonderfully done portrait of Caroline Mathilde and Struensee’s forbidden love child, Louise Augusta, whose conception proved to be the beginning of the end for Struensee’s regime in the literal sense. Fate has been subtle, though; the daugh-ter of Louise Augusta, Caroline Amalie, was later married to King Christian VIII and thereby the blood of Struensee mixed with that of the Danish royal family.

� e Wedding TreeGo forth in nature to the idyllic Ballerup Museum (Pederstrupvej 51-53), where nature’s blessing of the bonds of love once happened. In front of Lynsmedenshus, in the stunning museum garden, you can nd the ancient Wedding Tree, which

held a mythical meaning for the married couples who visited the region in the days of yore. e legend goes that should the newly married couple entwine their hands through the hole in the tree, their mari-tal happiness will be ensured for life. e hole in the tree has grown over, but the spirit of the magical tree still permeates the surrounding area.

� e beloved in the closetAt the Museum of Copenhagen (Vest-erbrogade 59, Cph V) you can experi-ence a collection of Søren Kierkegaard’s belongings such as the gold engagement ring, which Regine Olsen wore during the 13 tempestuous months their en-gagement lasted. After he called oË the engagement he had the ve diamonds of the engagement ring mounted into a cross, which he bore to the day he died. You can also see a unique Brazilian rose-

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wood pedestal cupboard, which has a moving and personal history: while still engaged, Olsen told Kierkegaard she wanted to remain with him for the rest of her life, even if it meant she had to live in a small cupboard. Kierkegaard had the cupboard constructed after the break-up and kept everything, which reminded him of Regine Olsen, in it. NEXT WEEK: KIDS CORNER

Southern Cross Quiz Løngangstræde 37, Cph K; Thu 19:30; 25kr per person; max five per team You’ll be impressed with the in-telligence of the questions posed by Mike. Intriguing, informa-tive and mostly guessable, he personally writes every one and it shows. e winners get a bot-tle of vodka and ten pints of beers, which can be redeemed as tokens, second place eight bot-tles, and last place shots. BH

� e Globe Quiz Nørregade 43-45 Cph K; Thu 19:30; 25kr per person; max five per team Just 25 kroner per person (max ve a team) and the winners

get 1,000 kroner, second place 500 and third place a crate of beer. As well as three rounds of 15 questions each – courtesy of quizmaster John Kelleher - there are two beer round questions, a raÒ e and a rollover.

Oyster WeekVarious locations around Greater Copenhagen; starts Friday, ends 22 Oct; tickets at www.madbillet.dk; www.oysterweek.dkA celebration of the ‘ nest Nor-dic ingredient’, Oyster Week begins on Friday with the tra-ditional presentation of the sea-son’s rst oysters to the queen (Ved Mindeankeret, Nyhavn, 15:00-17:00). Everyone is in-vited to the harbour-side event that will oË er oyster samples. On Saturday, there will be an Urban Osyter Safari bicycle trip (Herrernes Magasin, Nørregade 20; 13:00-17:30; 350kr) to a number of oyster hubs with spe-cial oË ers. Later in the evening, there will be a full-blown din-ner celebration featuring star chefs. And at midnight, there will be an oysters theme party (Toldboden, Nordre Toldbod 24; 23:00-05:00; 180kr). One of the most delicate foods from Denmark, the oyster is a major player in the rejuvenated world of Nordic cuisine. All across Denmark during Oyster Week, restaurants will have special oys-ter menus. JS

Live JazzCharlie Scott’s, Skindergade 43, Cph; Tue & Thu 17:00-20:30; Free Adm Jazz every Tuesday and urs-day.

Japanese CabaretCopenhagen IT Uni-versity, Rued Lang-gaards Vej 7, Cph S; Mon 19:30 (doors open 18:30); tick-ets 150kr at the receptionA cabaret with a cause, the Japa-nese Chamber Cabaret will hold a concert with 50 percent of all earnings donated to tsunami vic-tims in Japan. e programme includes performances by Emi Hariyama, ballet from the Berlin Staatsballett Unter den Linden, and songs and musical arrange-ments on the cello and piano. Support those in need and enjoy an evening of ne entertain-ment. Refreshments will be pro-vided by the Japanese restaurant Sel sh. JS

Comedy in EnglishBremen, Nyropsgade 39, Cph V; Mon 20:00; tickets 300-345kr at www.billetlugen.dkA recurring guest on the David Letterman and Conan O’Brien chat shows, Bill Burr is an Amer-ican comedian who has created a place for himself on the world-wide stage. Since his rst appear-ance in Scandinavia at the Stock-holm Comedy Festival in 2009, Burr has become a huge success. Shooting straight from the hip, his style is a mixture of straight-forward comedy and common sense. JS

EventsJazz Cruise Memorial anchor at Nyhavn, Cph K; Sun 15:30; 120kr 90 minutes of live jazz plus a tour of the city, with the Copen-hagen Washboard Five.

History Tours in English starts from Bishop Absalon’s statue at Højbro Plads, Cph K; duration 90 mins; www.his-torytours.dk English tours are available until the end of November, but only if you book as a group.

Spar Shipping Fishing Trips Nyhavn 61, Cph K (dock on Lautrupskaj); Weekdays: 225kr from 08:00-15:00, Weekends: twice a day: 07:00-12:30 & 12:45-18:00, the trips depend on numbers so are rarely confirmed well in ad-vance; 3333 9355, www.spar-shipping.dkHook a sh on their sea trips.

Gammel Strand Antique Market Gammel Strand/Ved Stranden, Cph K; Friday 07:00-20:00, Sat 08:00-17:00; ends Oct 21-22 A selection of high-pro le retail-ers oË ers unique items and curi-ous things, including antiques, art, porcelain, silver and modern Danish design. An Eldorado for professionals as well as private collectors. EK

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Laughter YogaMetronomen (Byggeriets Hus), Godthåbsvej 33, Fredriksberg; Mon 17:00-19:00; free adm; www.webkomplet.eu/frederiks-berglatterklub� e Laughing Club Fredriksberg wants you to defy your limits at a very special meeting where the warmth and joy of laughter will spread through your body, put you in a good mood and give you more self-con£ dence, while strengthening the immune system. EK

Harness Racing Charlottenlund Race Course, Traverbanevej 10, Charlotten-lund; Sat 13:00 & Wed 15:15; 20kr; www.travbanen.dk No Ben Hur thrills and spills here, that’s for sure!

Horse racing Klampenborg Racecourse, Traverbanevej 10, Charlotten-lund; Sat 14:15; tickets: 50kr; www.galopbane.dk Another meeting at the racecourse to test yourself against the Tote.

Blågården Boardgames ClubBlågårds Culture House, Blågårds Plads 3; Tue 18:00-22:30; www.kubik.kk.dk Run by enthusiasts eager to share their passion for boardgames with others, this club welcomes everyone from the experienced to beginners to come along and play boardgames. JF

BarnevognenJytte Abildstrøms Theatre, Riddersalen, Allegade 7, Frederiksberg C; ends Sun, performances Fri 09:30 & 10:45, Sat-Sun 14:30 & 15:45; Tickets 35-125kr; www.rid-dersalen.dkA performance speci£ cally designed for the very young, Barnevognen invites you to re-live the pram you spent your £ rst tentative years in. Proving there is more between the duvet and the mattress than we think, children will be able to recognise lots of aspects from their lives under the hood. EM

Into a stamp Post and Tel Museum, Køb-magergade 37, Cph K; ends Sat, open daily 10:00-16:00; free adm; www.ptt-museum.dk Kids can go exploring in the city’s largest stamp album where no reading is required. Lots of fun activities set amongst the artwork found on Danish stamps though enlarged to monster size. PS

Whales in the Botanical GardenMaskinhallen, Botanisk Have, Øster Farimasgade 2c, Cph K; ends Oct 23, every day 10:00-16:00; adm: adults 50kr, kids 25kr; www.zoologi.snm.ku.dk Usually the whale skeletons are packed away, so take this chance to check out the collection’s larg-est specimens - in the company of the famous one from Vejle. EK

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For culture vultures and high-brow night owls

IT’S THAT TIME of the year again when venues across the entire city open their doors for guests to experience the best of Copenhagen culture. If you hap-pen to be an avid fan of the Danish tel-evision show ‘Vild med dans’, make sure you check out ‘Dancing with the Stars in Europe’, or if you’re more into soaking up a little art, then check out the ‘Jews repre-sent Jews’ exhibition showcasing cartoons of Jews during the interwar period. And just to make sure you’re £ ring on all cyl-inders, make a stop at the Black Diamond where they’ll hosting cannon displays throughout the night.

Mystery Play - Ludus DanielisMarmorkirken, Frederiksgade 4, Cph K; 20:00-20:30, 21:00-21:30, 22:00-22:30Vocal ensemble Ars Nova Copenhagen together with musicians from � e Harp Consort will perform episodes from the medieval play Ludus Danielis. Ars Nova Copenhagen have toured worldwide and received a Grammy Award in 2010 for their CD ‘� e Little Match Girls Passion’.

Dancing with the Stars In EuropeEuropa-Huset, Gothersgade 115, Cph K; 19:00-19:45, 20:30-21:15Enjoy an exuberant and diverse dance ex-perience when three diÇ erent dance cul-tures show oÇ their talent. You’ll be swept oÇ your feet by the É amenco, wowed by the Irish Riverdance and go crazy for Zor-ba the Greek.

Jews represent Jews - cartoons from the interwar periodDansk Jødisk Museum, Proviantpas-sagen 6, Cph K; 18:00-24:00� is exhibition showcases caricatures from the 1920s and 1930s from two Danish -born Jews - Simon Marcus and Leon Ruben. It features sharp, humorous highlights commenting on the interwar Danish Jewish community “from within”.

Crash and bang with Active GunsBlack Diamond, Søren Kierke-gaards Plads 1, Cph K; 18:00, 18:45, 19.30, 20:45, 21:55Soren Kierkegaard Square will resonate with the sound of cannons, as the majestic weapons are £ red throughout the evening. Talks will be given in Danish on the his-tory of the guns.

Deep Relaxation Yoga in EnglishSkandinavisk Yoga og Meditation-sskole, Købmagergade 65, first floor, Cph K: 20:00-20:30� is class gives an introduction into the deep relaxation techniques of ‘Yoga Nid-ra’. � is form can reduce stress and give more rest than several hours of sleep.

Art exhibit at � orvaldsen MuseumBertel Thorvaldsens Plad 2, Cph K; 18:00-24:00DJ duo Mint will perform a mix of ex-perimental and classical music while you see how design students have remixed � orvaldsen’s marble statues with their own ideas and inspirations.

Statens Museum for KunstSølvgade 48, Cph K; 18:00-24:00Inspired by Moulin Rouge artist Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec, there will be Paris-inspired concerts and other activities.

Scandinavian food on culture served by Price brothersVed Stranden 18, Cph K: starts 18:00Popular TV chefs Adam and James Price will prepare an authentic Nordic Food Grad Prix for the audience to try while they also voice their opinions on Nordic law. � e audience can meet Festen’s � o-mas Vinterberg, whose controversial lat-est £ lm Submarino is the Danish entry for the Nordic Council Film Prize, and screenwriter Tobias Lindholm.

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Culture NightVarious venues throughout the city; Fri 17:00-05:00; tickets: adults 90kr, under-12s free adm, available from most train stations, libraries and cultural institutions; includes access to all events & unlimited travel; www.kulturnatten.dk

� orvaldsen Museum is kind of cool at night

Cool places for bites SOMETIMES the surroundings are just as important as the snacks and service. Here’s four places to hang out at with a smile.

Props Co� ee ShopBlågårdsgade 5, 2200 Cph N; open Mon-Wed 11:00-24:00, Thu-Sat 11:00-02:00, Sun 12:00-23:00; 3536 9955; www.propscoffeeshop.dk� is beloved coÇ ee place and late night hang-out gets so packed that everyone is forced to sit together, and they even enjoy it. � e casual, intimate atmosphere brings in loyal customers just as its good, unpre-tentious coÇ ee wins over newcomers. Slow newspaper-lingerers and beer-drinkers min-gle in a glow of worn, wooden furniture, and soft lighting, snuggling up and enjoy-ing good conversation.

La GaletteLarsbjørnsstræde 9, 1454 Cph K; open Mon-Sat 12:00-16:00 & 17:30-22:00, Sun 16:00-22:00; 3332 3790; www.lagalette.dk� is is the place for pancakes of the French variety. Asterix and Obelix are even featured on this cosy cafe’s homepage. Galettes are the cafe’s namesake and specialty - a savoury pancake made with buckwheat É our, £ lled with cheese, £ sh, meat or vegetables. All in all, 22 varieties of galette are on the menu with £ llers ranging from scrambled egg to goat’s cheese to ratatouille at prices that go from 35-110 kr. � e sweet variety of dessert crepe is made with white É our and oÇ ers options such as chestnut crème, apple sauce or apricot É ambé. � is relaxed backyard spot oÇ ers aperitifs, coÇ ee, wine, a mix of the £ rst two, and apple cider.

Kosher DelikatessenLyngbyvej 87, 2100 Cph Ø; open Tue-Thu 9:00-17:30, Fri 8:00-13:00; 3918 5777; www.copenhagenkosher.dk� e sausages, ham and bacon are all kosher here, made from beef or veal. � ere are ko-sher sandwiches and wine gums made with gelatine from £ sh instead of pig. � e delica-tessen sells cakes and chocolate made with-out milk and sugar as well, since it is forbid-den to mix meat and milk products either in the stomach or on the plate according to the Jewish tradition. Anyone simply tired of pork products is also welcome of course. L’Chaim!

BaisikeliIngerlevsgade 80, 1705 Cph V; open Mon-Fri o7:30-18:00, Sat 10:00-18:00; 5361 0229; www.baisikeli.dkA combination bicycle shop and café, this bright shop also oÇ ers a repair service while you wait. So if you need a É at £ xed, stop by and get a latte while you wait, then resume your trip happily caÇ einated. Bicycles are available to rent to tourists, and baked goods and benches are available for weary travellers. � is enterprise also expands the world of cycling by sending repaired bicy-cles to Tanzania and Sierra Leone, raising money for infrastructure projects that sup-port cycling in Africa.

Props duly given if you can � nd the place

Snedronning (Snow Queen)

Theatre Zeppelin, Valdemars-gade 15, Cph V; ends Nov 29, performances Sun 13:00, Tue & Thu 09:30 & 12:00, Wed 10:00, Fri: 10:00; Tickets: 35-165kr; www.zeppelin.dkProving that HC Andersen’s stories are just as much of a hit today as they were long ago, � e Snow Queen is an adventurous journey of evolution. Set at a hotel far away from civilisation, the story follows two friends Kay and Gerda who are suddenly de-livered a magic mirror - with no idea where it came from. � e mirror turns out to be a gateway to another world – the Snow Queen’s icy universe – where all your innermost dreams and wishes come true … but for a price. Visually stunning, the set boasts a raw and rusty icy hotel by innovative, award-winning designer Joanni Eggert. � e Snow Queen is a fantastic drama-tisation sure to warm up kids’ imaginations. EM

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Restaurants

Restaurant Kiin Kiin Guldbergsgade 21, Copen-hagen N; 3535 7535; four-course menu 450kr, seven-course 775kr (with wine menu 1450kr); www.kiin.dk ­ ere are only two ­ ai restau-rants in the whole world that have been awarded a Michelin star. One of them is in Lon-don, the other one is Kiin Kiin, which you will � nd in the heart of Nørrebro. And it is well de-served. PDR Kiin Kiin isn’t just a restaurant, it’s an experience, a place where every little detail is thought through. PDR

1. th.Herluf Gade 9, 1052 Cph K; 3393 5770, 1th@1th.dk; www.1th.dk; 1,250kr per per-son1th. is a gourmet restaurant with a twist. Tucked away behind a hard to-� nd-door on the � rst oor to the right of a typical Co-

penhagen apartment, the restau-rant is based around the concept of the dinner party with guests stepping into what appears to be a private apartment and then be-ing utterly spoilt by their hosts. ­ e monthly set menu costs 1,250kr and has a whopping ten courses and you can tell them in advance of any food quirks you might have and they will person-alise the menu for you. Terri� c food, friendly and attentive serv-ice and a unique setting. CS

Reinwald’s Farvergade 15, 1463 Cph K; open Mon-Sat 14:00-24:00 (kitchen closes at 22:00); 3391 8289; www.reinwalds.dk; five-course menu with wine 850kr, other dishes 75-215kr Serving lunch and dinner, a di-rector’s-script length of choices confronts you at. It’s a who’s who of classic French and French-in-spired Danish dishes as well as a monthly set menu. Any chef would be proud of this. SC

Cap HornNyhavn 21, Cph K; open Mon-Fri 10:00-00:00, Sat-Sun 09:00-00:00; 3312 8504; start-ers from 99kr, main courses from 139kr, desserts from 39kr; see www.caphorn.dk for special eventsNyhavn, the old harbour, is an idyllic area of magic and hygge - what the Danes like to say when referring to anything that is cosy, charming, or delightful: all qualities Cap Horn has in abun-dance. Its simple menu boasts a � ne selection of organic, home-made Danish fare, with a touch of seasonal in uence. ­ ere were too highlights: the veal, pump-kin, mushrooms and potatoes with amazing tru¼ e sauce (a ‘best ever veal experience) and the chocolate cake (‘Oh My God’), whih was possibly the best chocolate cake ever! MM

BioMioHalmtorvet 19, 1700 Cph V; open daily 12:00-24:00 (later Fri and Sat), kitchen open 12:00-22:00; 3331 2000; start-ers 75kr, mains 135kr; www.biomio.dkLocated in an old warehouse next to trendy Kødbyen, Bio Mio is certainly unusual for con-servative Copenhagen. It’s styl-ish without being pretentious, fast enough that they don’t go crazy waiting for food, and loud enough that they can make a racket without anyone raising an eyebrow. JH

SushiTreat FoxJarmers Plads 3, Cph V; open Mon-Thu 16:30-22:00, Fri-Sat 16:30-24:00 with Club Treat from 22:00-02:00; 3338 7030­ e newly-opened restaurant SushiTreat at the Hotel Fox serves the best California-style sushi in the city, o ers an impres-sive drinks and wine card, and a completely unique atmosphere on Friday and Saturday nights when you can order sushi until 2am while listening to some of the city’s best DJs . MOC

Oysters & GrillSjællandsgade 1B, 2200 Co-penhagen N; open Mon-Sat 17:30-24:00, Sun 12:00-21:00; oysters cost 15-35kr each, main courses cost 135-185kr; 7020 6171; www.cofoco.dkOysters & Grill is not rocket science, yet it give diners in Co-penhagen access to fresh and de-licious food at reasonable prices with an emphasis on seafood, � sh and meats, which are pre-pared simply and avourfully. NA

� ai Flavours Vesterbrogade 30, Cph V; open Sun-Thu 12:00-23:00, Fri-Sat 12:00-23:30; Starters 60kr, mains 100kr; 3331 3170, thaiflavours30@gmail.com; www.thaiflavours.dk A worthy exponent of the ­ ai kitchen has opened recently in Vesterbro, just one block from the Planetarium and the lakes. ­ e utterly unpretentious yet stylish ­ ai Flavours has a hospi-table and authentic atmosphere and walls that let you breathe. KRG

Saga Queen Havnegade 31, Cph K (near Nyhavn); sails twice Thu-Sat at 13:00 (lunch ) & 19:00 (din-ner); reservations 4675 6460 & info@sagaqueen.dk; www.sagaqueen.dk­ e city’s only restaurant cruise ship, the Saga Queen o ers a two-hour lunch cruise and a three-hour dinner cruise. Every table has a wonderful window view, and there’s a choice of set menus. Sometimes a meal can feel like an eternity, but here the time passed by quickly and pleasurably as we enjoyed a feast for both our eyes and our very satis� ed stomachs. JC

Brasserie Degas Trommesalen 5, Cph V; 3322 2826; see www.brasseriede-gas.dk for more info If you like macarons, this is the place to get them. ­ e brasserie also serves main courses like fried duck breast with wild mushrooms. TDF

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Saxo Cafe Colbjørnsensgade 11, 1652 Cph V; open 11:00-23:00; 3888 8288, www.saxocafe.dk; Chi-nese buffet 128kr pp, dim sum dishes from 35kr Saxo’s menu is an eclectic and comforting mix of cultures, in-corporating ­ ai, Chinese and Vietnamese bu ets, Dim Sum and Vietnamese menus, and tra-ditional Danish fare. With such a wide choice, it’s a great place to go as a group who can’t agree on a choice of cuisine. On our visit our favourites were the Dum Sums - particularly the steamed pork dumplings that are perfect-ly u y. AK

Gold PragGothersgade 39, 1123 Cph K; open Tue-Wed 17:00-23:30; Thu-Sat 17:00-24:00; Sun-Mon closed; appetisers from 19Kr, mains from 89kr; 3391 4712, www.goldprag.dkGold Prag has a distinct Austri-an, Hungarian, Czech and Polish heritage and lives in a time of its own. ­ e main courses are sub-stantial, honestly cooked and rich in taste and include Vienna schnitzel with baked new pota-toes and coleslaw and chicken breast topped with apricots and cheese. ­ ere are also dumplings cooked in the Austrian way and delicious goulash among the many di erent servings to be had. All in all it is a rough and tumble sort of place that is el-egantly primitive with charisma, heartiness and austerely excellent food that perfectly accompanies classic beers and wine. SC

Restaurant DalamanVodroffsvej 15, Frederiks-berg C; Open daily 16:00-24:00; 3322 1231 www.dala-man.dk; three-course menus 119kr, 139kr & 159kr ppTurkish restaurant Dalaman puts an emphasis on good food and customer satisfaction. It’s a haven for meat lovers and is popular among its clientele for the meaty mixed grill. AJ

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� e Irish RoverStrøget 46, 1161 Cph K; Open daily 10:00-late; www.irishrover.dkYou won’t � nd a more child-friendly pub in the whole city. From the � sh and chip expat family nights at 17:00 on the last Friday of every month, to enjoying the Sunday roast (lamb, all the trimmings, just 99kr, kids portion for 58kr), they are always welcome. ­ ere’s live music ­ ursday-Sunday (22:00-late), the kitchen is open from 10:00 until late every day - serving a burger meal with pint for just 120kr - the pub caters to all sports fans, there’s a pool table in their back room where you can smoke, upstairs there’s a new lounge area - the perfect place to relax with a view over Strøget. BH

Brew Pub Vestergade 29, 1456 Cph K; restaurant open Mon-Sat 12:00-22:00, pub open Mon-Thu 12:00-24:00, Fri-Sat 12:00-02:00, Sun closed; 3332 0060; www.brewpub.dk; three-course lunch menu 155kr ­ e menu is full of hearty, homely, yet inventive dishes fea-turing inspired use of the same wonderful ingredients that go into the brewing process. Each dish can be easily matched by one of Brew Pub’s own concoc-tions from the casks across the courtyard. AK

Kennedy’s Irish BarGammel Kongevej 23, 1610 Cph V; Open Mon-Sun 12:00-02:00It’s not an Irish pub. Instead it’s a pub owned by Irishmen, and there’s a big di erence. It’s an authentic taste of what the Em-erald Isle was like in the 1980s in a pub totally devoid of concepts, themes, and DIY Irish pub kits. Drop by at 17:00 on Fridays for the traditional Irish music ses-sions which are rapidly gaining in popularity. BH

Southern Cross Løngangstræde 37, Cph K; open Sun-Thu 15:00-03:00, Sat-Sun 12:00-05:00; 3311 0939 ­ is Aussie boozer is a mecca for expats and Danes, old and young, that has a lively darts board, a fortnightly quiz, a good sports-viewing atmosphere, and a happy hour that lasts to 8pm during which you can beers for just 30kr. JHW

� e DublinerAmagertorv 5, Strøget, 1160 Cph K; Opening Hours: Mon-Sun 10:00-late­ is pub is never quiet. It’s the perfect place for sports fans to mingle, or for live music which it provides every day. It also serves food all day from 10am to 10pm, and diners can � nd peace from the music and sport on a table overlooking the walking street, or on the � rst oor balco-ny overlooking Amagertorv. BH

� e Globe Nørregade 43-45, 1165 Cph K; Opening hours vary, until 03:00 Fri-SatFriendly service and good value food make this the perfect city pub, and it’s diÒ cult to know where to enjoy your pint given the number of options. If it’s company you want, you might try the main bar, a private func-tion the second bar; seating-wise pull up a high chair, relax on cushioned benches or lord it as a bishop for the evening; or go genteel in the library - a great place to cheat in the fortnightly quiz, the longest running in the city. BH

� e Old English PubVesterbrogade 2B, 1620 Cph V; Open Sun-Thu 11:30-02:30, Fri-Sat 11:30-04:30; 3332 1921; www.oldenglishpub.dk ­ is Victorian style English pub has all the class and authenticity of a Cotswolds country pub not a Costa del Sol ea trap. Facing Tivoli’s arches and just a stone’s throw from Strøget, it’s the ideal pit-stop on a tour of the city cen-tre LB

SLUGS, SNAILS, caterpillars and spiders, my son can take them all. ­ ough he’s just � ve years old, he has more courage than the French guy who walked on a high-wire be-tween the Twin Towers back in the ‘70s. Actually, it’s a good thing that he’s like that, especially since I’m the exact opposite. Who’d think that a little plastic spider hidden in my bed would have me sleeping on the couch for a week? ­ at was until I saw a real spider lingering in the corner.

A little toughening up on my behalf is a must because it’s a skill I need to tend to my vegetable gar-den. ­ is is my � rst year growing veg, and I have seen that a bit of bad – in the form of insects – invariably comes along with all that good.

Our tomato plants have been especially plagued by bugs, particu-larly aphids and caterpillars. One way to � ght aphids is to spray them with watered down dishwashing liq-uid, a task my son found particular-ly fun once it was put into his water gun. And he took the � ght against the caterpillars in stride as well, equipped merely with a pair of col-ourful child-friendly scissors. “Snip, snip,” he says gru¼ y as he cuts them in half. “Now you’re two.”

­ anks to my little warrior, our tomato crop has remained in-tact. And the seemingly endless amounts of tomatoes have given us an opportunity to try out all our favourite tomato recipes. Here’s one of my best – a spicy, sweet and salty tomato marmalade that really rocks on a piece of crusty bread.

Tomato Chilli Marmalade1 kg tomatoes1/2 kg whole plum tomatoes, from tin, drained 8 cloves garlic4 tbs fresh ginger, peeled 60 ml fish sauce2–4 fresh chillis2 dl red wine vinegar600 g brown sugarrustic bread extra virgin olive oil

Start by bringing a large pot of water to the boil. Prepare the fresh to-matoes to be peeled by coring them, and then scoring their underside with a small ‘x’.

Plunge tomatoes in boiling water for 15 seconds and then directly into a bowl of ice water. Peel and cut into quarters. Remove and discard seeds.

In a blender, puree garlic, ginger and � sh sauce together. � en set aside.

In a heavy-bottomed, medium-sized pot, heat vinegar and brown sugar. Add chilli, both types of tomatoes. Stew for about 20 minutes, stirring frequently, until mixture is concentrated.

Add in garlic/ginger puree and season to taste. Serve with toasted slices of rustic bread drizzled with olive oil.

Can be prepared ahead and stored in refrigerator for � ve days.Yield: 4 dl

BY NICHOLE ACCETTOLA FOOD BLOG

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IF YOU THINK about it, doing your laundry and going out for an evening have a lot in common: you have to be careful about what you mix (think whites and colours, and wine and beer), what you put in can colour the end result (think beet-root), and most hangovers invari-ably feel like spending an hour in a tumble drier. But have you ever thought of actually having a nice meal while doing the laundry?

Icelandic entrepreneur Friedrik Weisshappel has, and instead of keeping it to himself, he launched a restaurant based on the idea.

Weisshappel launched the Laundromat Café in August 2004 in Nørrebro, leading to the crea-tion of a second one in Østerbro in 2006 (Århusgade 38, Cph Ø; 3555 6020), and a third one in Reykja-vik (Austurstræti 9) last March. It has since then been featured in a number of Copenhagen travel guides, and international publica-tions such as the New York Times and Time Magazine. In this rather simple idea lies the spirit of hygge: a nice décor, colourful dishes, and the comfort of good company.

Funky letters saying ‘The Laun-dromat Café’ welcome customers into what is a mix of a bar, a café, and a laundrette. Stylish chairs and tables sit on the outdoor terrace evoking memories of modern-day Parisian cafés.

With pop music blaring in every corner, and bright red benches and equally red doors, the place is an interesting mix of Berlin’s über-modern, eclectic décor and Amer-ica’s classic diner. International magazines of all kinds lie on the ta-bles, along with catchy quotes from philosophers, celebrities and politi-cians, hung on the wall or printed on little postcards. “Cleanliness is next to godliness,” says one from English theologian John Wesley. And among those numerous cultur-al references, you will be served by a stylish and friendly staff, mostly composed of native Icelanders.

Choosing from a varied, health-conscious menu, I enjoyed a tasty mango-chicken sandwich, served with a generous portion of mango sauce, fried potatoes and mayon-naise, while my friend had a Laun-dromat Club Sandwich. The food

is everything you can expect from a good diner: tasty, filling food, served with refreshing milkshakes and quite affordable. I especially enjoyed my creamy mango sauce topping and crunchy garlic bread.

With a menu ranging from ear-ly-morning pancakes to weekend brunches to different kinds of al-cohol (mostly wine and beer), the Café remains lively until late eve-nings, even on weekdays. Its trendy décor and atmosphere makes it dif-ficult to leave.

Colourful second-hand books, written in Danish or English, are displayed in front of the bar and sold at ridiculously low prices – taking a good glance at one of them might just be enough to keep you there for hours.

The place is also a good spot for students to get some work done in a nice and upbeat atmosphere similar to the popular Paludan café down-town.

Whether it is to get some work done, relax or meet old friends, the

This beautiful laundrette will leave your head in a spin

Laundromat Café is now a classic destination for locals and tourists. But what makes it unique is its shiny laundry room, where a world map hangs on top of lipstick-red dryers, and where your clothes will be effortlessly washed and dried without you even thinking about it.

And even if you don’t show up with laundry (which is the case for most customers), the experience in itself is worth the detour.

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Macaroons and French pastry, in a modern environment.

Brasserie Degas re-open its doors in a new location, proposing again to all its customers, the famous club sandwich and Foie Gras salat.

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At 19:30the dubliner, Amagertorv 5, Copenhagen

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Even 3D wigs and crinolines can’t disguise the same old story

THIS INCARNATION of � e � ree Musketeers feels very simi-lar to the past Russell Crowe Robin Hood feature, and not just

because MacFadyen and Evans feature in both.   e whole idea behind the ­ lms is the same – take a familiar, popular and well played piece of lit-erature and try to put a new 21st cen-tury spin on it as if modern audiences could not relate to the original story. Unfortunately, � e � ree Musketeers (2011 version) is doomed to the same fate as Robin Hood (2010 version) – they just don’t o� er enough to jump start their ‘hidden’ franchise hopes.

Paul WS Anderson (Resident Evil ­ lms, Mortal Kombat) brings his in-credible wealth of experience and top drawer ­ lmmaking to the newest in-carnation of Alexandre Dumas’ 1844 bestseller. Not only is he given the biggest ever budget for a � ree Mus-keteers ­ lm, he is also the ­ rst to do it in 3D. So we have the director behind the outrageous Resident Evil pictures, with money to burn and a desire to do 3D, attempting to rework a classic piece of literature. What could possi-bly go wrong?

We don’t have to wait long to see what Anderson has up his sleeveless shirt, as the movie opens with the

musketeers, under the employment of France’s King Louis (Fox), in Venice on a secret mission to steal the plans for a Leonardo Da Vinci designed airship (which, by the way, is not as crazy as it sounds as the French were experimenting with airships as early as the mid 1800s). Unfortunately for super-serious Athos (Macfadyen), en-igmatic ex-priest Aramis (Evans) and jovial muscleman Porthos (Steven-son), M’lady de Winter (Jovovich, Anderson’s regular muse from Resident Evil), is along for the ride and has planned to double cross them and sell the plans to England and Lord Buck-

ingham (Bloom).Not to be outdone is Cardinal

Richelieu (Waltz, somewhat lazily cast as yet another smooth villain, but damn he plays them well), who also has a piece of M’lady’s ear and has her steal the plans for himself, among other things from Buckingham. So, by the time that the young upstart hair-ball D’Artagnan (Lerman) arrives on the scene, the three musketeers have been indulging in more booze than battle and are feeling sorry for them-selves. However, after big D’ man-ages to antagonise the three of them and Richelieu’s commander Rochfort

(Mikkelsen), the four of them ­ nd themselves together ­ ghting 40, or was it 400?

Finally re-instated, the four (or is it ­ ve of them) are sent o� on an impossible mission (cue the music) to save France by not only defeating the English but also nullifying the Cardi-nal’s power back home. And maybe big D’ can even score the girl?

Unfortunately for � e � ree Mus-keteers, Lerman is completely unin-spiring and creates a large void in the picture where the lead character should be.   e time spent on him would have been better spent on Mac-

Fadyen, Evans and Stevenson, as they seem to show good chemistry with one another as three friends and war buddies, but don’t get the necessary screen time to really show it.

As for its sequel hopes, like the Crowe/Scott Robin Hood, Anderson’s picture ends just as its story should really be kicking into life. It kinda makes you think: “Why couldn’t they have just started the picture here in-stead of going through all this garbage beforehand?” or even more likely, ‘Why couldn’t Paul WS Anderson have been too busy with his Resident Evil ­ lms to make this one?’

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� e � ree Musketeers 3D (11)

Dir: Paul WS Anderson; UK adventure, 2011, 102 mins; Logan Lerman, Matthew MacFadyen, Ray Stevenson, Luke Evans, Orlando Bloom, Christoph Waltz, Milla Jovovich, Mads Mikkelsen

Premiered October 13 Playing nationwide

� e actors take a break to shoot the video for their new romantic pop-ballad ‘A Rose for My Lady’ aka ‘Pray Show Me Your Pantaloons’

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A predictable tale of youth, sex and spandex

REMAKES HAVE always been a dangerous thing and the modernised ver-

sion of Footloose is no excep-tion. For many who grew up loving this classic film, this remake will no doubt destroy a story that for so many people

was almost flawless.Whilst the story starts in

much the same fashion as the original, with bad boy city kid Ren MacCormack moving to the small town of Bomont, it is the small changes to the script that at times makes Footloose seem more like a teenage dance movie than a story of classic teen rebellion.

The character of McCor-mack, played by Kenny Wor-mald, is likeable enough and easy on the eye, but overall the director’s decision to make him less angst-ridden is often irritating. Ren spends much of his time driving around in his yellow beetle supposedly angry and insubordinate, yet on the whole the character comes off

much more mature than the original character who Kevin Bacon so perfectly portrayed.

The much loved scene from the original in which Ren dances away his rage is still present in the film; however the prelude of almost being caught with marijuana some-what destroys the simplicity that made the original such a masterpiece.

While Quaid and Mac-Dowell are well cast as preach-er and wife, the great loss of this film is evident in the character of Ariel, played by Julianne Hough.

Ariel spends much of this film strutting around in tight denim trying to wrap her legs around anything that moves,

a character shift that will dis-appoint original Ariel fans - played by Lori Singer - who praised her for her vulnerable yet strong willed ways.

All in all this ­ lm is much sexier than the original, but it lacks depth and character de-velopment.   e story is at times long-winded and whilst the dancing scenes are amazing, it feels more like a choreographed music video than a ­ lm.

Despite a storyline that is more Step Up than cut loose, the modernisation of this ‘80s classic is sure to be popular with teens, most of whom won’t have seen the original.

Footloose (15)

Dir: Craig Brewer; US dance, 2011, 100 mins; Kenny Wormald, Julianne Hough, Dennis Quaid, Andie MacDowell

Premiered October 139Playing nationwide

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The Staircase (aka Death on the Staircase)Dir: Jean-Xavier de Lestrade; France doco, 2004, 360 minsshowing at Husets Biograf, Magstræde 14, Cph K; Sun, doors open 13:00, show starts 14:00, tickets 70 kr; www.husetmagstraede.dkAcademy Award-winning docu-mentary filmmaker Jean-Xavier de Lestrade presents a gripping courtroom thriller dissecting a chilling real-life crime. In 2001, author Michael Peterson was charged with the murder of his wife Kathleen, whose body was discovered lying in a pool of blood on the stairway of their home. With unusual access to Peterson’s lawyers, home and immediate family, de Lestrade’s cameras capture the defence team as it considers its strategic options. The film is an engross-ing look at contemporary Amer-ican justice that features more twists than a legal bestseller. For the first time all eight parts of this legendary French TV crime miniseries (set in the US) will be shown in sequential order with several short breaks. At a run-ning time of 360 minutes, the total experience is expected to last seven hours. EM

Drive (15)

Dir: Nicolas Winding Refn; 2011; 95 mins; Ryan Gosling, Carey MulliganMake sure you’re in your seats

early for this one or else you’ll miss one of the most brilliant opening scenes in a movie ... ever. Drive centres on Driver (Gosling), who can do nearly an-ything behind the wheel. After a chance meeting with his neigh-bor Irene (Mulligan), sparks begin to fly ... Refn manages to build extraordinary tension be-fore igniting brief outbursts of violence. Sheer brilliance! KE

One Day (7)

Dir: Lone Scherfig; UK/US drama, 2011,107 min; Anne Hathaway, Jim Sturgess, Patricia ClarksonEveryone could probably point to a past event of which the con-sequences have literally dictated who and where they are today. ‘One Day’ is a meditation on this theme with a bit more in the mix. Despite being an engaging portrayal of 20 years of contem-porary British experience, it is also a saturated love story. The nicely interwoven themes, and the generally believable acting have the film living up to its own ambitious intentions, delivering an emotional punch in the gut. KG

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows ii (11)

Dir: David Yates; 2011, 130 mins; Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson, Rupert GrintThe Harry Potter finale ended an era last July. Cinematic magic fol-lows our heroic threesome, and with a litany of impossible foes and an action-packed battle se-quence finale, it’s one of the bet-ter HP films. SS

Abduction (11)

Dir: John Singleton; US action, 2011, 106 mins; Tay-lor Lautner, Lily Collins, Michael Nyquist, Abduction is a fast and furious ride in which violent things will happen whether the plot has prepared for them or not. Real-ism and filmic integrity are sacri-ficed for the obligatory and pre-dictable Hollywood-isms. The story runs that one night while working on a school project with a cute girl, Nathan (Laut-ner) discovers his baby picture on a missing children’s website. One ill-advised phone call later and he finds himself in a sinister web of corruption and hitmen. So who is it for? The formula of having a grim subtext frequently eclipsed by scenes of animal magnetism may be suitable for couples out on a date but we need to call a spade a spade - Ab-duction is frenzied, flashy and, not surprisingly, pretty shallow. KG

Crazy, Stupid, love (7)

Dir: Glenn Ficarra, John Requa; 2011; 118 mins; Steve Carell, Julianne Moore, Ryan Gosling Carell re-enacts his 40-Year-Old Virgin character in this fluffy, finely manicured romcom. He and Gosling make an appealing buddy couple, with Gosling al-luring as a lithe and ruthless tom-cat. Pleasure can be had watching this; however the slapstick finale feels hopelessly banal. AS

Johnny English Reborn

Dir: Oliver Parker; UK com, 2011, 101 mins; Rowan Atkinson, Gillian Anderson, Dominic WestNot knowing whether to take itself seriously or be goofball Bean funny, Johnny English Re-born hovers in the dreaded mid-dle ground of comic purgatory. The latest in a long, long line of Bond parodies, Johnny Eng-lish Reborn sees Johnny English in a Tibet monastery trying to forget his embarrassing debacle in Mozambique. His superiors in MI7 have all but forgotten about him until a job comes up that only he can do, so he is re-luctantly summoned back to the ministry. The comedic theme of getting wiser as one gets older allows our hero to occasionally downplay some scenes to ter-rific effect. Bottom line: It has some LOL moments and fans of Atkinson will still probably love this movie, though there is less Bean and more Blackadder this time around. KE

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Submarine (7)

Dir: Richard Ayoade; 2010; 92 mins; Craig Roberts, Noah Taylor, Sally Hawkins. Set on the Welsh seaside, this gently stirring coming of age film is darkly funny and in-triguing. However don’t expect a catchy pace - the film gently saunters along much like a sub-marine with a little too much fluff in some spots. KE

Bobby fischer Against the World (11)

Dir: Liz Garbus; 2011; 93 min Bobby Fischer, Regina Fischer Bobby Fischer reassuringly reminds us that the price of success is one that most would not wish to pay. This is a poignant and unsettling film, but Garbus provides no rev-elations for anyone who has fol-lowed Fischer’s story. AS

Horrible Bosses (11)

Dir: Seth Gordon; 2011; 100 mins; Jason Bateman, Charlie DayFerociously plot-driven with several hilarious scenes, Horrible Bosses unfolds like dominos tum-bling faster and louder. KRG

Page One: inside the New York Times (15)

Dir: Andrew Rossi; US doc, 2011, 88 minsMedia junkies will doubtless be salivating uncontrollably over the access given to documenta-rist Andrew Rossi . Filmed over the course of a year at the paper, the documentary reveals the re-ality of working for one of the world’s most venerable publica-tions, amidst worries over future income. Clearly aimed at media nerds, the film is an unashamed labour of love revealing Rossi’s admiration and respect for the grand old ‘Grey Lady’. AS

midnight in Paris (3)

Dir: Woody Allen; UK/France com, 2011, 94 mins; Owen Wilson, Rachel McAdamsDespite the promising trailer, a sinking disappointment accom-panies the realisation that this is going to be one of Woody’s daffier works. MW

friends with Benefits (3)

Dir: Will Gluck; 2011; 109 mins; Justin Timberlake, Mila Kunis, Woody Harrel-son, Richard Jenkins Friends with Benefits is a com-edy that tells the story of two friends, Dylan (Timberlake) and Jamie (Kunis), who attempt to add sex to their relationship without the complicated extras love and commitment. The film is fast and funny, but ultimately predictable. Your enjoyment of it may well come down to how much you love or hate Justin Timberlake! VS

Captain America: The first Avenger (15)

Dir: Joe Johnston; US ac-tion, 2011, 124 mins; Chris Evans, Hugo WeavingSteve Rogers is the small scraw-ny kid with more ailments than ligaments - the perfect candidate to be turned into a perfect physi-cal specimen. While Johnston doesn’t wow us with anything new this time around, at least he has put together a film worth seeing. KE

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PAlADSAxeltorv 9, Cph K; 7013 1211Abuction (11)12:00-14:20-16:45-19:15-21:40 The Change-Up (15)21:15 Crazy, Stupid Love (7)16:15-18:45-21:15Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark (15)21:40Drive (15)Times varyFootloose (11)11:45-14:15-16:45-18:30-21:00Friends with Benefits (3)Times vary Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part II 2D (11)12:30-15:30-20:30Horrible Bosses (11)21:15Johnny English Reborn (11)Times varyMidnight in Paris (3)18:45One Day (7)19:15-21:30 Rise of the Planet of the Apes (11)12:00-14:00-19:00

The Three Musketeers 2D (11)11:45-14:15-16:45-19:15 The Three Musketeers 3D (11)21:40

fiSkETORvETKalvebod Brygge 57, Cph V; 7010 1202Abuction (11)16:00 (not Thu) - 18:45-21:15(plus 23:45 Fri & Sat)Captain America 3D (15)23:30 (Fri & Sat) Crazy, Stupid Love (7)21:15 Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark (15)23:30 (Fri & Sat)Drive (15)21:00Footloose (11)13:30 (not Thu) -18:30-21:00 Friends with Benefits (3)20:30 (plus 23:00 Fri & Sat)Johnny English Reborn (11)Times varyThe Three Musketeers 3D (11)Times vary

imPERiAlVed Vesterport 4, Cph V; 7013 1211No English language films

vESTER vOv vOvAbalonsgade 5, Cph V3324 4200 Bobby Fischer Against the World (15)16:00-19:30Page One: Inside the New York Times (15)17:45

fAlkONER BiOSylows Allé 15, FrederiksbergCrazy, Stupid Love (7)21:45 Drive (15)22:00 Johnny English Reborn (11)Times varyMidnight in Paris (3)Times varyThe Three Musketeers 2D (11)14:15-16:45-19:15 The Three Musketeers 3D (11)21:30 One Day(7)19:30

GENTOfTE kiNOGentoftegade 39, www.gen-toftekino.dk No English language films

kiNOPAlæETKlampenborgvej 215 A, Lyngby Abuction (11)12:15-16:40-19:00 Crazy, Stupid Love (7)21:30 Drive (15)20:45Footloose (11)11:30 (not Thu or Fri) -14:00-16:30-19:00-21:30 Friends with Benefits (3)12:00-18:45-21:00 Johnny English Reborn (11)16:40-19:00-21:20 Midnight in Paris (3)18:30One Day (7)20:30 The Three Musketeers 2D (11)14:00-18:30 The Three Musketeers 3D (11)11:30 (not Thu or Fri) -16:30-21:00

GlORiARådhuspladsen 59, Cph K3312 4292; www.gloria.dk

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GRAND TEATRETMikkel Bryggers Gade 8, Cph Kwww.grandteatret.dkDrive (15)12:00 -14:20 (not Mon) -16:40-19:00 (not Fri) -21:30 Midnight in Paris (3)12:00-14:20-16:40-19:00-21:30 (not Fri)

EmPiRE BiOGuldbergsgade 29F; Cph N, 3536 0036; www.empirebio.dk Drive (15)17:45-20:15-22:30One Day (7)12:30-17:15Submarine (7)12:30The Three Musketeers 3D (11)15:15

DAGmARJernbanegade 2, Cph K3314 3222 Drive (15)12:00-14:20-16:40-19:00-21:20One Day (7)12:00-14:20-16:40-19:00-21:30

CiNEmATEkETGothersgade 55, Cph K3374 3400; www.dfi.dk Brassed Off (15)12:30 (Fri)The Book of Life (15)14:15 (Sat)Wallace & Gromit : The Curse of the Were-Rabbit (15)16:00 (Sat), 14:30 (Wed)Rock Star (15)16:45 (Sat)One Lucky Elephant (15)19:00 (Sat, Sun, Tue, Wed)The Misfortunes (15) 19:15 (Thu- Sun), 21:00 (Tue)All That I Love (15) 21:45 (Sat)Shaun the Sheep 14:30 (Sun), 16:30 (Wed)Pink Floyd: The Wall (15)16:45 (Sun)

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Thursday 20Wednesday 19Tuesday 18Monday 17Sunday 16Saturday 15 Friday 1417:00-17:50 Agatha Christie’s Poirot22:40-00:15 Anamorph (US thriller, 2007) Willem Dafoe, Scott Speedman

17:00-17:50 David Letterman17:50-18:45 King of Queens18:45-19:45 Friends19:45-21:25 Ghost Town (US com, 2008) Ricky Gervais21:25-23:30 Shooter (US thriller, 2007) Danny Glover, Mark Wahlberg

19:05-20:00 The Last Days of Lehman Brothers (UK drama, 2009)20:00-20:50 The Return of Sherlock Holmes (UK drama series)23:30-01:05 Breakfast Club (US com, 1984) Emilio Estevez, Judd Nelson

17:00-18:00 NCIS18:00-19:00 Bones21:00-23:15 Click (US com, 2006) Adam Sandler23:15-02:00 Speed Racer (US action, 2008) Emile Hirsch

17:05-18:00 Friends23:15-00:55 Snake Eyes (US action, 1998) Nicolas Cage

17:00-18:00 Simpsons18:00-19:00 Two and a half Men19:00-20:00 How I Met Your Mother20:00-21:00 An Idiot Abroad21:00-21:30 Outsourced 21:30-23:45 Agent Catwalk (US com, 2000) Sandra Bullock

17:05-18:00 Grey’s Anatomy18:00-19:00 Private Practice19:00-20:00 House20:00-21:00 Trinny and Susannah’s Makeover Mission - Belgium21:30-00:10 Disturbia (US thriller, 2007) Shia LaBeouf

17:05-18:00 Numb3rs18:00-19:00 Human Target 21:30-00:10 Blood Diamond (US action, 2006) Leonardo DiCaprio

17:00-17:50 Agatha Christie’s Poirot20:00-21:00 The Man who Lives with Bears (US nature, 2008)22:00-23:30 Lewis (UK crime series, 2010)23:30-00:20 Jamie’s Kitchen Australia

17:00-17:50 David Letterman17:50-18:45 King of Queens18:45-19:45 Friends23:20-23:45 Nitro Circus - the next Jackass

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17:00-18:00 NCIS18:00-19:00 Bones23:55-01:20 Real Housewives of Miami

17:05-18:00 Friends

17:00-18:00 Simpsons18:00-19:00 Two and a half Men19:00-20:00 How I Met Your Mother21:00-22:00 Outlaw Bikers (Can series, 2008)22:00-00:20 Spartacus (US drama series, 2004) Goran Visnjic

17:05-18:00 Grey’s Anatomy18:00-19:00 Private Practice19:00-20:00 House20:00-21:00 Grey’s Anatomy21:00-21:55 Private Practice21:55-22:55 House22:55-23:20 Cougar Town23:20-00:10 Grey’s Anatomy

17:05-18:00 Numb3rs20:00-22:20 Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (US action, 19814) Harrison Ford23:50-01:35 Criminal Minds

19:00-20:00 Best of Mr. Bean (UK sketch)21:15-22:45 Midsomer Murders22:45-01:20 Jeanne d’Arc (Frech drama, 1999) Milla Jovovich, Dustin Ho� man

17:10-18:05 Gok’s Fashion Fix18:05-18:55 King of Queens18:55-19:55 Friends22:55-23:30 Come Fly With Me23:30-00:55 Eddie Murphy Raw

19:00-19:30 Oz and James Drink to Britain (UK doc, 2009)20:00-22:30 Theme night: Super-heroes (includes English language programmes)23:45-01:20 Little Nikita (US thriller, 1988) Sydney Poitier

21:00-23:20 I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry (US com, 2007) Adam Sandler, Kevin James23:20-01:15 Meet My Parents (US com, 2006) Danny DeVito

21:10-22:50 Bruce Almighty (US com, 2003) Jim Carrey, Jennifer Aniston

07:00-08:15 Formula 1: Korean Grand Prix qualifyer17:00-19:15 Top Gear 819:15-21:00 Top Gear 7-Bolivia Special22:00-00:05 Striking Distance (US action, 1993) Bruce Willis

17:10-18:05 Grey’s Anatomy18:05-19:00 Private Practice19:00-20:00 House21:00-23:20 Raising Helen (US com, 2004) Kate Hudson23:20-00:15 The Closer (US crime series)

21:45-00:15 V for Vendetta (US action, 2005) Natalie Portman

17:00-17:50 Agatha Christie’s Poirot22:00-23:30 DCI Banks (UK crime series, 2011)

17:00-17:50 David Letterman17:50-18:45 King of Queens18:45-19:45 Friends21:50-23:30 The Banger Sisters (US com, 2002) Susan Sarandon, Goldie Hawn

23:55-00:20 The Daily Show

17:00-18:00 NCIS18:00-19:00 Bones23:50-00:50 Real Housewives of Miami

17:05-18:00 Friends20:00-22:30 Euro 2012 quali¤ er: Denmark vs Portugal

17:00-18:00 Simpsons18:00-19:00 Two and a half Men19:00-20:00 How I Met Your Mother20:00-00:00 UEFA Champions League: Real Madrid vs Lyon

17:05-18:00 Grey’s Anatomy18:00-19:00 Private Practice19:00-20:00 House22:00-23:05 What’s Eating You 23:05-00:00 Grey’s Anatomy

17:05-18:00 Numb3rs21:00-23:00 CSI23:45-01:35 Criminal Minds

19:05-19:30 An Animal Saved My Life (BBC doc, 2009)23:10-00:00 Taggart (UK crime, 1993)

11:05-21:00 Modern Family (season two)

20:30-21:00 Oz and James Drink to Britain (UK doc, 2009)21:00-21:45 River Cottage Every Day21:45-22:15 Fork to Fork

21:00-00:00 Funny People (US com, 2009) Adam Sandler, Seth Rogen

21:40-22:40 Ghosts of Girlfriends Past (US com, 2009) Jennifer Garner, Matthey McConaughey22:40-00:40 Tomb Raider 2: The Craddle of Life (US action, 2003) Angelina Jolie

06:30-10:30 Formula 1: Korean Grand Pris race11:35-13:30 Simpsons (4)13:30-14:30 Top Gear USA 114:30-16:00 Top Gear 7-Bolivia Special 22:15-05:40 NFL Football

17:05-18:05 What’s Eating You (UK doc)18:05-19:00 Hellcats

20:00-21:00 CIS22:45-23:40 Criminal Minds23:40-00:35 Special Victims Unit

17:00-17:50 Agatha Christie’s Poirot22:00-23:25 Damages23:35-00:35 Who Do You Think You Are: Rick Stein

17:00-17:50 David Letterman17:50-18:45 King of Queens18:45-19:45 Friends21:20-21:50 The Je� Dunham Show 23:50-00:40 Reba

17:50-18:25 The Daily Show20:20-22:30 Sense and Sensibility (US drama, 1995) Hugh Grant, Emma Thompson

17:00-18:00 NCIS18:00-19:00 Bones23:50-00:20 Two and a Half Men

17:05-18:00 Friends20:35-21:25 Desperate Housewives

17:00-18:00 Simpsons18:00-19:00 Two and a half Men19:00-20:00 How I Met Your Mother20:00-00:00 UEFA Champions League: Marseille vs Arsenal

17:05-18:00 Grey’s Anatomy18:00-19:00 Private Practice19:00-20:00 House20:00-21:00 Trinny and Susannah’s Makeover Mission (UK Fashion)21:30-22:45 Jono: So What if My Baby is Born Like Me (UK doc)22:35-23:15 Cougar Town

17:05-18:00 Numb3rs21:00-21:55 Criminal Minds21:55-22:55 Special Victims Unit22:55-00:50 Criminal Minds

17:00-17:50 Agatha Christie’s Poirot22:00-23:40 My Best Friend’s Wed-ding (US com, 1997) Julia Roberts23:40-00:30 The Family (UK reality series, 2008)

17:00-17:50 David Letterman17:50-18:45 King of Queens18:45-19:45 Friends21:50-23:50 Be Cool (US com, 2008) Uma Thurman, John Travolta

17:50-18:20 The Daily Show18:20-19:10 CCTV - You Are Being Watched (UK doc, 2007)20:45-22:30 Waking the Dead (UK crime series, 2011)23:40-00:00 The Daily Show

17:00-18:00 NCIS18:00-19:00 Bones23:50-00:15 Two and a Half Men

17:05-18:00 Friends

17:00-18:00 Simpsons

17:05-18:00 Grey’s Anatomy18:00-19:00 Private Practice19:00-20:00 House21:55-23:00 Hellcats23:00-23:55 Grey’s Anatomy 23:55-00:55 Private Practice

17:05-18:00 Numb3rs21:00-22:00 CSI23:55-01:50 Criminal Minds

PICK OF THE WEEK

PICK FOUR of British TV’s most laddish actors, pack them o� to their kinsmen’s most popular holi-day destination and plunge them face � rst into their country’s favour-ite drama subject, and hey presto, you’ve got the plot for Mad Dogs, a new crime series debuting this week.

Four 40-something old friends - John Simm and Philip Glenister (both Life on Mars), Marc Warren (Hustle) and Max Beasley (Bodies) – travel to Majorca at a � fth friend’s invitation, and he is soon murdered. What follows is an entertaining but daft narrative that � e Independent found “horribly compelling”.

“Like any competent suspense thriller, it made you ask questions throughout. � e episode bub-bled with foreboding, right up to the cli� hanger,” praised the Daily

Telegraph. However the Guardian derided the “blokey thriller with a dream cast”, fearing that the answers to the questions “when they eventu-ally come, will not be satisfactory”. � ey might be right – the scriptwrit-er claims that his biggest in� uence is Twin Peaks - yeah, try Eldorado.

From 40-somethings wary of dying to teenagers weary of the lying of their polygamous patriarch. Sons of Perdition (SV1, Tue 22:00) is a compelling doc about life in Utah that paints a slightly di� erent pic-ture of Mormon life than Big Love. When it’s over, you’ll hit Google to � nd out what happened next, and the result will be a happy one.

� e same will be true after you watch � e Last Days of Lehman Brothers (DR2, Fri 19:05), which attempts to make the � nancial crisis

more palatable via a dramatisation. Elsewhere, we’ve got the new-

look Jonathan Ross Show (SV1, Sat 22:55) - fair play to the Swedes as this episode (featuring Lady Gaga, Jamie Oliver and Lee Evans) aired on October 8 so it’s only one week old; there’s the third series of Dam-ages (SV1, Sat 22:15); an interview with former US president Jimmy Carter (BBC World, Sun 18:10); Stewart Lee’s Comedy Vechicle (BBC Ent, Mon 23:15) takes us inside the world of one of Britain’s most divisive stand-ups; opera fans will enjoy Salzburg Festival’s � e Marriage of Figaro (DRK, Mon 20:10); and they don’t come much bigger than Liverpool vs ManU-nited (K6, Sat 13:00) in the English Premier League.

BEN HAMILTON

Mad DogsSV1, Sun 21:30

14 - 20 October 2011

SV1, Sun 21:30 Mad Dogs TV2 Sport, Sat & Sun 10:00 2011 Rugby World Cup semi-finals

TV3,Sun 21:00 Funny PeopleSV1, Sat 22:55 The Jonathan Ross Show

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