If your wife were a Ferrari
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If Your WifeWere A Ferrari
Photo uploaded to Flickr by Leap Kye
It’s a metaphor!Comparing car care to women’s health. Crazy! But I’m not the first to notice.
Best engine in the world?
The vagina:
-It can be started with one finger. -It is self-lubricating.
-It takes any size piston.
Too bad the management system is so fucking temperamental.
Maintenance is critical
It’s a little more involved for her
I just stole this image off the internet
Yes, this is a pretty accurate comparison
Buying a new car
1961 Vauxhall Estate uploaded by 111 Emergency on Flickr.com
For example, comparing buying a carto paying for health care.
New car: $25,000
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Same car: $42,336
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(Metaphor! That’s 68% more each year.)
Insurance, driving: $8,095 a
year
Source: The Toronto Daily Star, March 11, 1957 uploaded by jbcurio on Flickr.com
Insurance: 50% more for women
=$12,142
Uploaded by bschmove
(for health insurance,before health care reform)
Women pay more, so . . . everything’s covered?
Uploaded by freeparking on Flickr.com
Actually, no.Like these walls: birth control? Prenatal vitamins? Pregnancy?
Not covered.
Same upkeep- right?
Library of Congress Prints
I don’t mind paying more tokeep my wife / girl friendhealthy.
Tell me the maintenanceschedule is the same.Right?
You’re not really paying
attention,are you?
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Oil change:17 times a year
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But, uh, my wife isn’t actually a car.
My goal is to help you see how much your
two main loves have in common!
Lavish love and attention on them both!
Talk dirty to yourelected officials
Uploaded by Beverly & Pack to Flickr
What can you do?
You do care about women’shealth policy!
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Showher youlove her
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Lubrication is key.
The woman in your life:
with proper care she’ll always be your
world-class thrill machine!Brought to you by: Nevada Advocates for Planned Parenthood AffiliatesNevadaAdvocates.org
April 2010