If you give Farrah a faucet…..
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If you give Farrah a faucet…..
If you give Farrah a faucet, then she’ll want to clean the dishes
If you know Farrah, you should know that she has a super hygienic Obsessive Cleaning Disorder (OCD) so she’ll
want to sanitize every millimeter of the kitchen.
When she finishes cleaning, she’ll realize that your hair has a speck of dust and she’ll vacuum your hair.
While she vacuums some of your hair, a few strands will get sucked and yanked out of your head.
After that happens, you’ll try to kick her out of your house until she says that she’ll make dinner to make it up to you.
Farrah will most likely want to make a tangy sour disgusting anti bacterial pasta….her favorite meal! (Your favorite too…
not…)
Seeing the ingredients that she is adding, you’ll gasp---soap, anti bacterial liquid and Mr. clean erasers and what she thought was a sponge was a random sock that your cousin left….scary thing is, you don’t have a cousin…
You’ll try to kick her out again, but she tells you that she’ll make a normal pasta but she won’t eat it.
After you eat the normal pasta, she’ll see how curly the noodles are and will want to curl her hair.
After curling her hair, she’ll forget that she is wearing a wig and the wig will melt.
Consequently when she sees the plastic melt, she’ll remember how funny ice cream looks like when it melts
and will offer to get you an ice cream cone.
Waiting for her, you’ll hear some unusual sounds such as squeaking, honking, and meowing…but you don’t have a
cat…
When you finish the ice cream and realize that you didn’t really have ice cream….you had a suspicious anti
bacterial substance; no wonder you thought you tasted your sister’s bubble bath.
When she is about to leave, she’ll offer to disinfect and wash your dishes
To clean the dishes, she’ll need a……
FAUCET!!!!!!
THE END!!!!
If you give Farrah a
faucet, then she’ll want to
clean the dishes.
If you know Farrah, you should know that she has a super
hygienic Obsessive Cleaning Disorder (OCD) so she’ll want to sanitize every millimeter of the
kitchen.
When she finishes
cleaning, she’ll realize
that your hair has a speck of dust and
she’ll vacuum
your hair.
While she vacuums
some of your hair, a few strands will get sucked and yanked out of your
head.After that happens, you’ll try to kick her out of your house until she says that
she’ll make dinner to make it up to you.
Farrah will most likely
want to make a
tangy sour disgusting
anti bacterial
pasta….her favourite
meal! (Your favourite
too…not…)
Seeing the ingredients that she is adding, you’ll gasp---soap, anti bacterial liquid and Mr. clean
erasers and what she thought was a sponge was a random sock that your cousin left….scary thing is,
you don’t have a cousin…
You’ll try to kick her out
again, but she tells you that she’ll make a normal pasta but she won’t
eat it.
After you eat the normal pasta,
she’ll see how curly
the noodles are and will want
to curl her hair.
After curling her hair,
she’ll forget that she is wearing a
wig and the wig will melt.
Consequently when she
sees the plastic
melt, she’ll remember how funny ice cream looks like when it
melts and will offer to get you an ice cream
cone.
Waiting for her, you’ll hear some
unusual sounds such as
squeaking, honking,
and meowing…
but you don’t have
a cat…
When you finish the ice cream and realize
that you didn’t really
have ice cream….yo
u had a suspicious
anti bacterial
substance; no wonder
you thought you tasted
your sister’s bubble bath.
When she is about to
leave, she’ll offer to disinfect and wash
your dishes.
To clean the
dishes, she’ll need a……
FAUCET!!!!!!
The End!