IF YOU GIVE AN ELEPHANT AN EGG
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If you give an elephant an egg.
He’ll want a plate to go with it.
When you provide the elephant with a plate it’ll remind
him of how his mom used to put ketchup on the
eggs.
When you give him the ketchup the elephant will put too much on
it.
So he will want you to make him
more.
When you put the eggs on the pan the elephant will
say..
You forgot to add herbs, allspice,
ginger, salt, pepper, and toothpaste!
He next makes you take the eggs
off the pan and makes you put all of that in his eggs.
When you are finished the
elephant want you to add the ketchup
in yourself.
But you tell him he has to do it himself.
When the elephant adds the ketchup in
he puts it in PERFECT this time.
You let the elephant enjoy his eggs. You then turn on the t.v
and he hears BLASTING music
When the elphant’s finished his eggs he wants to perform a musical for you…
The problem is, he can’t think of a
musical he would like to perform for
you.
So you ask him to sing High School
Musical
He then sings the entire musical..
After the musical he says he’s too tired to sing an encore
instead he wants to take a nap..
When he’s finished his nap, he’ll be hungry.
The elephant wants to have his favourite
food, when you give a elephant an egg he will
want ketchup to go with it.
IF YOU GIVE AN ELEPHANT AN EGG
By; Grace DeutschDate; Feb.23/2012
If you give an elephant an egg…
He’ll want a plate to go with it.
When you provide the elephant with a plate it’ll remind him of how his mom used to put ketchup on the eggs.
When you give him the ketchup the elephant will put too much on it
So he will want you to make him more
When you put the eggs on the pan the elephant will say..
You forgot to add herbs, allspice, ginger, salt, pepper, and toothpaste!
He next makes you take the eggs off the pan and makes you put all of that in his eggs.
When you are finished the elephant want you to add the ketchup in yourself.
But you tell him he has to do it himself
When the elephant adds the ketchup in he puts it in PERFECT this time.
You let the elephant enjoy his eggs. You then turn on the TV and he hears BLASTING music
When the elephant’s finished his eggs he wants to perform a musical for you…
The problem is, he can’t think of a musical he would like to perform for you.
SO you ask him to sing High School Musical
He then sings the entire musical
After the musical he says he’s too tired to sing an encore instead he wants to take a nap..
When he’s finished his nap, he’ll be hungry. The elephant wants to have his favourite food, when you give a elephant an egg he will want ketchup to go with it.