I use it to light my stove. …so I could cook a whale. …in butter sauce. …for my friend, the clown. The clown likes to play a song on a CD. …about a winking eye. …who spied a fried egg. …using pencils. …to build a windmill. A cat who lived under the windmill. …played cymbals with his feet. - PowerPoint PPT Presentation
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I use it to light my stove
…so I could cook a whale
…in butter sauce
…for my friend, the clown.
The clown likes to play a song on a CD
…about a winking eye
…who spied a fried egg
…using pencils
…to build a windmill.
A cat who lived under the windmill
…played cymbals with his feet
…while licking honey
…off a soccer ball
…filled with toothpaste
…from the other side of the world.
The world spins like a tiger trying to catch his tail
…which was as long as a stethoscope
…wrapped around a rolling pin.
The rolling pin was flattened by a tractor
…that went faster after eating popcorn.
A kernel of popcorn needed a bandage
…with a picture of an astronaut
…using a star
…to cut apart a calendar.
On the cover of the calendar was a happy gorilla
…walking under a rainbow
…that danced into a mailbox
…that was nailed to the top of a sled.
The sled crashed into a piano
…that had a STOP sign on it!
“Good stop!” cried a moose
…who was busily brushing his horns
…to clean up the sandwich crumbs that fell
…when a fairy put it into
…her garden wheelbarrow.
“Can I borrow your wheelbarrow?” asked a diver
…who wanted to cook it in his frying pan
…which was as small as a coin
…you can only see through a microscope
…smeared with glue.
The glue came from the back of a medal
…which was awarded to the koala bear
…with the biggest flower pot.
The pot was carried by a fire engine
…wearing a crown
…that slipped off and fell into a gong.
The gong was cheered up by a fan
…that tied corn husks
…to a panda bear’s tail. “Ouch!” he cried
…and he grabbed a shovel
…to pry open a refrigerator door.
When it opened, out blew a huge tornado!
The tornado dropped a suitcase
…full of beautiful buttons
…the colour of crayons
…which made a mess for Mr. Vacuum Cleaner
…to clean with his sunglasses on.
“Those glasses are mine!” cried a giraffe
…who knocked over an iron
…with a bowling pin.
The bowling pin then bumped into a rake
…held by a sleeping walrus.
He woke up and put on his tennis shoes
…that were as squeaky as my accordion.
I keep my accordion hidden in my purse
…clamped shut by a clothespin
…that popped off and fell into a stack of newspapers
…being read by a wise old raccoon
…while listening to the news on his radio.
The radio wore a paper cutter for a hat
…so that a cheerleader could stand on it
…to do her cheers while waving a telescope.
A hamburger popped out of the telescope!
It was so mushy I had to eat it with a spoon
…which broke into tiny puzzle pieces on the floor.