I Suffer From... FOMO (Ignite DC 6)
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Transcript of I Suffer From... FOMO (Ignite DC 6)
Do You Know Me?
FOMO Defined
✦ FOMO discomfort - Something is going on and I’m missing it!!!
✦ FOMO Motto - You can always retake a class, but you can’t relive a party.
✦ FOMO fear - You should’ve been there!
“Why Do You Do This To Yourself?”
The Symptoms
✦ Information Gathering
✦ Overbooking
✦ Superman Syndrome
✦ Stress / Exhaustion
✦ Hangovers
My Diagnosis
Social Media Takes Me to Stage 3 FOMO
✦ Blogs
✦ Podcasts
✦ Access to people’s Google Calendars!!!
FOMO - Food/Drinks
✦ Restaurant FOMO
✦ Ordering FOMO
✦ This reminds me of... FOMO
FOMO - People
✦ Networking FOMO
✦ Never Eat Alone FOMO
✦ Do You Know? FOMO
FOMO -Tech
✦ Do You Use? FOMO
✦ Did You Get a Beta? FOMO
FOMO Scheduling
✦ NEVER RESCHEDULE ON SOMEONE WITH FOMO
FOMO - Expenses✦ Restaurants
✦ Bar tabs
✦ Entertaining
✦ Celebratory gifts
✦ Apology gifts
✦ Outfits/accessories
FOMO Lingo✦ My Fave Abbrevs
✦ Totes
✦ Presh
✦ Awks
✦ Hilar
✦ Perfs
FOMO Likes
✦ Holiday Season
✦ Texting
✦ Red Bull (with or without vodka)
✦ Foursquare
✦ Tapas / Happy Hours
FOMO Dislikes
✦ Private events (Unless I’m on the list)
✦ Power Outages
✦ The Gym
✦ Major Holidays
✦ Voicemail
The FOMO Widow
The FOMO Toolkit
FOMO Mobile Tech
Other FOMO Necessities
✦ MILK
✦ Sunglasses
✦ Reading materials
✦ Flats
The Irony of FOMO
✦ Where is Everyone?
✦ Am I Missing Out?
FOMO Sufferers Unite!!
✦ Facebook Page
✦ Other FOMO Suffers
✦ @Cheeky_Geeky
✦ @PinkLineProject
✦ Nuture vs. Nature?
✦ Join Me!!!!