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How to Prepare The Best Defense Ever Has this ever happened to you? You’re siting in your chariot when a parking ticket warrior sneaks up, scans your sticker, and places a NYC parking ticket under your wiper. You grab the evil thing and check it out for omitted, misdescribed or eligible required elements. Sadly there are none. The only thing you noticed was that your name wasn’t entered on the parking ticket, even though you were sitting behind the wheel. Judge’s would rather cut off a finger than dismiss a ticket for this defense They perform summersaults that defy logic to avoid a dismissal. But, there is a proven way to beat a ticket by raising lack of proper service as a defense. Here are the steps to take that will set you free (most of the time) - As soon as you see the warrior, start taking pictures with your smart phone. - One picture may show him scanning your sticker - Another picture may show her printing out your ticket - Another picture may show him sticking your ticket under the wiper - One picture may show her walking away Get out of your car and take some photographs that identify the place of occurrence. A building with a number, traffic sign, or anything that helps you establish where your space was located. Your defense certification should raise the defense of lack of service because your name wasn't entered on the parking ticket and you were sitting behind the wheel of your car when the TEA issued the parking ticket. 1

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Page 1: How to Prepare The Best Defense Ever · 2018. 8. 20. · How to Prepare The Best Defense Ever!!!! Has this ever happened to you?!!! You’re siting in your chariot when a parking

How to Prepare The Best Defense Ever!!!!Has this ever happened to you?!!!You’re siting in your chariot when a parking ticket warrior sneaks up, scans your sticker, and places a NYC parking ticket under your wiper. You grab the evil thing and check it out for omitted, misdescribed or eligible required elements. Sadly there are none.!!The only thing you noticed was that your name wasn’t entered on the parking ticket, even though you were sitting behind the wheel.!!Judge’s would rather cut off a finger than dismiss a ticket for this defense !!They perform summersaults that defy logic to avoid a dismissal. But, there is a proven way to beat a ticket by raising lack of proper service as a defense. Here are the steps to take that will set you free (most of the time)!!- As soon as you see the warrior, start taking pictures with your smart phone.!- One picture may show him scanning your sticker!- Another picture may show her printing out your ticket!- Another picture may show him sticking your ticket under the wiper!- One picture may show her walking away!!Get out of your car and take some photographs that identify the place of occurrence. A building with a number, traffic sign, or anything that helps you establish where your space was located.!!Your defense certification should raise the defense of lack of service because your name wasn't entered on the parking ticket and you were sitting behind the wheel of your car when the TEA issued the parking ticket.!!!!

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How to Prepare The Best Defense EverMy client took a series of photographs while seated behind the wheel. Ticket dimssed!!

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How to Prepare The Best Defense Ever!

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How to Prepare The Best Defense Ever!I grabbed this image from a video my client took of the warrior ignoring the!rule...Ticket dismissed!!!

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How to Prepare The Best Defense Ever!Still another image I grabbed from my client's video...Ticket dismissed!!!

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How to Prepare The Best Defense Ever!!Here's a series of three photographs that I thought were terrific. Sadly, this is one the rogue judge refused to dismissed saying, "How did he know where and when the pictures were taken?" ...Bah Humbug.!!

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by: Larry Berezin

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