Houses

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Looking for the perfect house to call Looking for the perfect house to call home?… home?…

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Looking for the perfect house to call home?…Looking for the perfect house to call home?…

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……there’s ONE in every neighborhood, we’ll help you there’s ONE in every neighborhood, we’ll help you find it!find it!

Who could say no to being abducted in this handsome bungalow. Almost every room

has a floor. The ideal starter crackhouse for a first-time buyer. Priced to sell!

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Entertain friends on one side while the ho’s entertain clients on the other in this

darling duplex. 2nd floor bay window overlooks sun deck. A must see!

……there’s ONE in every neighborhood, we’ll help you there’s ONE in every neighborhood, we’ll help you find it!find it!

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With reinforced plywood windows to ensure privacy, what’s lurking inside this stately

manor will be anyone’s guess. Bring best offer! Move in today!

……there’s ONE in every neighborhood, we’ll help you there’s ONE in every neighborhood, we’ll help you find it!find it!

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Eclectic siding commands attention to this colonial charmer. Detached garage easily

converts into crystal-meth lab. Immediate occupancy!

……there’s ONE in every neighborhood, we’ll help you there’s ONE in every neighborhood, we’ll help you find it!find it!

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The possibilities are limited only by imagination in the flexible layout of this corner-lot

ranch. Handyman’s delight. Needs a little TLC. Motivated seller!

……there’s ONE in every neighborhood, we’ll help you there’s ONE in every neighborhood, we’ll help you find it!find it!

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Open skylights provide natural ventilation for this bucolic beauty. Large fruit cellar

has ample storage for non-paying customers. Priced to move!

……there’s ONE in every neighborhood, we’ll help you there’s ONE in every neighborhood, we’ll help you find it!find it!

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Stock plenty-o-candy ‘cause this urban castle draws a throng at Halloween. Majestic

oak tree guards the front. Highland Park schools. One of a kind!

……there’s ONE in every neighborhood, we’ll help you there’s ONE in every neighborhood, we’ll help you find it!find it!

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SOLD

SOLD

Indoor bonfires create campground setting for lucky owner of this residence. Star

gaze, smoke crack and eat smores all from the living room. Won’t last!

……there’s ONE in every neighborhood, we’ll help you there’s ONE in every neighborhood, we’ll help you find it!find it!

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The FBI still can’t identify the stewardess found in this terrific tudor. Missing wall

provides a convenient entrance. Call for appointment.

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Why dream about the perfect home when you can live it in this eye-catcher. Voodoo

face painting said to ward off evil spirits. Too many extras to list! Call!

……there’s ONE in every neighborhood, we’ll help you there’s ONE in every neighborhood, we’ll help you find it!find it!

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……even if it’s hiding under a bridge, we’ll still find it!even if it’s hiding under a bridge, we’ll still find it!

Solid construction and built-in shelving highlight this functional dwelling. All maintenance

paid by city. Winter sledding available on side-lot hill. Easy access to I-94.

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