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LOUNGES & CLUBSIsland Breeze 31Frozen Paradise icInferno Lounge 07, 11Raymonds Players Club 28Mutuals 03Odyssey Restaurant & Lounge bcSey Hey & Marys icClub Rozay 34Netties Lounge 32Rosettes Lounge 17
TRANSPORTATION
Bobby Albright 06Auto Works 06Tire Doctor 28Big Mike 12JJs Tire World 29Supra Pre Owned 04
ENTERTAINMENTDr. I.M. Smartt Lottery 13HOT SPOT Maze 36SUDOKU 36
SUDOKU Solution 39DJ Dirty Redd 11
SERVICESMind of Creations 14Restore Your Photos 15Ellington Bartending 15One Time Pest Control 12
CLOTHING & FASHIONHOT SPOT Stuff 37St Paul Clothing 35
EVENTS
ELECTION 2011Unofficial Election Results 12
FAITHGods Eagle of Strength 08Trevon Stand 08
RETAILShawn Loury Washer Dryers 15Got Balloons 10
FOOD & DININGWilson Catering 10Pats Catering 35Whos Got Crabs? 09LJs Soul Food 10
HEALTH & BEAUTYMedicaid Advantage 07
LEGAL & FINANCIALMAX$ TAXS 06Medicare Upgrade 14A Brighter Day Bail Bond 05Fundraiser Proposal 26
TECHNOLOGYRestore Your Photos 15HOT SPOT Online
AROUND TOWNAround TownAround TownAround Town ExtraAround Town ExtraMore Around TownMore Around Town
FEATURESHOT SPOT RepsHOT SPOT Subscribe 13One Mans Opinion 02HOT SPOT Schedule 11HOT SPOT Rates 38LaughsYearbooks 33HOT SPOT New Mini 35HOT SPOT Special Editions 15Thats My Daddy!
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One Mans Opinion
Part IA few weeks back I wrote about the ticket I got for no headlights.Well, last week I paid the $75.00 to the city. Again, I ask, was it
Really Necessary to issue the ticket? Anyway the point is moot. I gotit and I paid it. Interestingly, I learned something from this incident.Now pay attention, you just might learn something too. The ActualFine was $22.00. Thats right $22.00. So, Ole Wise One why didyou pay $75.00? Well, Grasshopper, Because of the OTHER Fees.Heres a Breakdown of the Fines and Fees from my receipt.
Local Fee $30.00 (What is this? Why is it here?)PO Annuity $3.00 (Just what is this? Does it go to the Writing Officers Annuity? Probably Not,.. I hope.)Law Library $5.00 (Is this W.W. Law Library or Judicial Law Library? If its Judicial then use computers.)PO&P Training $2.50 (What is this? Police Officer Training?)
Indigent Defense Fund $2.50 (I can go with this one)Fine $22.00Jail Fund $2.50 (Jail Operations, I guess, isnt that already in the budget?)Victim Assistance Fund $1.25 (I can go with this one too)Technology Fee $5.00 (I guess they can buy computers for the Law Library)Driver Ed Training $1.25 (Drivers Training for whom?)
Now arent you glad I got that ticket. I know you wanted to know these things. I got That ticket justfor your illumination, edification and education. Now YOU owe me. Christmas is coming, you canmake it up to me then. Ill email you my Wish List.
Part IIOK, were approaching the Holidays or as I like to call it Shiny Dress Season and were startingoff with Thanksgiving. In my old age, I started to look at what Im Thankful for. In my youth, it wasalways material things, money, cars, a social life, trips and being carefree. But as they say, withage comes wisdom. I now realize, what Im really Thankful for is Family, Health and Friends. ImThankful for my parents, wife, family and wide circle of friends Ive met through the HOT SPOT.Im even Thankful for the Heads. The Heads are the kids and grandkids. The Pointy Heads,ages 0 - 9, The Fat Heads, ages 10 - 19, and The Thick Heads, ages 20 - 29. You know theones you love to see come and then love to see leave, then wonder when theyre coming back. All inall, Ive got a beautiful and loving wife and her family, my parents, my brother and sister and aunts
and cousins, my health, a means of income, I live indoors, I eat everyday, Ive even got a few closefriends, clothes, electricity, water, cable, a telephone and transportation. You know, Im alright andfor this Im Thankful.
Just, One Mans Opinion.Live Long and Prosper
Ronald A. Gilliard, Publisher
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Laughs
Barbara was taking her first skydiving
lesson. The instructor told her to jump
out of the plane and pull her rip cord,
explaining that he himself would jump
out right behind her so that they would
go down together. Barbara understood
and was ready.
Just before it was time for Barbara to
jump out of the plane, the instructor re-
minded her that he would be right be-
hind her. She jumped, and, after being
in the air for a few seconds, pulled the
rip cord. The instructor followed her out
of the plane.
He pulled his rip cord but the parachute
didn't open. As he struggled to pull theemergency rip cord, he shot downward
and darted past Barbara. Seeing this,
Barbara quickly undid the straps to her
own parachute, and yelled after him,
"So you wanna race, huh?!"
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Laughs
A man in the pub orders a beer. He gets hisbeer and begins to drink it when he noticesthat the beer is kind of warm. So he mentionssomething to the bartender, who tells him to
shut up and just drink his beer.
Then it is time to pay and instead of givingthree $1 dollar bills to the bartender, the guythrows 30 dimes behind the counter.
The bartender is mad, and is on his hands andknees collecting change as the guy leaves.
The next day the man is back, and he comesin waiving a $5 dollar bill.
The bartender thinks, "Okay, business is busi-ness," and lets him in. Again, the beer is kindof warm, but the guy doesn't say anything.
Comes time to pay, the man gives him the $5bill.
The bartender goes to the register to get thechange, but instead of taking out two $1 dol-lar bills, he takes out 20 dimes and throwsthem all around the entire pub.
The bartender says, "Here is your damnchange."
The man looks around and remains quitecalm. He takes out ten dimes, throws thembehind the counter and says, "Gimme anotherbeer!"
Laughs
Three mischievous boys skipped schoolone day and instead went to the zoo oneday for an outing.
They decided to visit the elephant cagefirst, but soon enough, they were pickedup by a zoo security officer for causinga commotion.
The officer hauled them off to the Secu-rity Office for questioning.
The supervisor in charge asked each ofthem to give their names and tell whatthey were doing at the elephant cage.
The first boy innocently said, "Okay,my name is Gary, and I was just throw-ing peanuts into the elephant cage."
The second added, "My name is Larry,and all I was doing was throwing pea-nuts into the elephant cage."
The third boy was a little more shakenup than his buddies and said,
"Well, my name is Peter, but my friendscall me Peanuts."
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Laughs
An employment interviewer for a big
company in New York was talking to
an attractive young woman applying
for a job. Looking over the application
form, the interviewer noticed that thegirl had not answered one important
question concerning transportation to
and from work.
"What about your bus line?" the in-
terviewer asked her.
"I don't believe I mentioned it," camethe pleased reply, "but it's a 36C."
A spokesperson for the U.S. Mint announcedthat a new fifty-cent piece was being issuedto honor two great American patriots.
On one side of the coin would be TeddyRoosevelt and on the other side, NathanHale.
Asked why two people were going to be onthe same coin, the spokesman replied, "Now,when you toss a coin you can simply call....'Ted's or Hale's'."
Laughs
An Englishman took a business trip toNew York. When he arrived, the hotelclerk asked him a riddle.
"My mom and dad had a baby. It wasn'tmy brother. It wasn't my sister. Who wasit?"
The Englishman thought long and hard,but eventually gave up. "I don't know,who was it?"
The hotel clerk responded, "It was me!"
The Englishman thought that was hilari-ous. He couldn't wait to get home andtell this funny joke to his family andfriends in England.
When he arrived home they met him at
the airport and he asked them: "My momand dad had a baby. It wasn't my brother.It wasn't my sister. Who was it?"
His friends thought and thought about ituntil they gave up. So he told them, "Itwas a hotel clerk I met in New York."
Website: Facebook.com Ronald Gilliard
Website: Facebook.com The Hot Spot Magazine
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SUDOKU
The rules of Sudoku are simple. Enterdigits from 1 to 9 into the
blank spaces. Every row must containone of each digit. So must
every column, as must every 3x3square. Each Sudoku has a
unique solution that can be reachedlogically without guessing.
The Solution is at the end of the Book.No Peeking.
HOT SPOT MAZE
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Sudoku Solution
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