Homework jokes and humorPage 1 - 2 - 3TEACHER: Young man, where's your homework assgnmen!"FRED: It blew away while I was coming to school.TEACHER: # see$ And why are you %a!e &or s'hoo%"FRED: I had to wait for a heavy wind.TEACHER: (n )onday you sad your homework *%ew away$ (n Tuesday you sad your &a!her a''den!a%%y !ook ! !o work w!h hm$ (n +ednesday you sad your %!!%e ss!er !ore ! u,$ (n Thursday you sad someone s!o%e !$ Today # asked you !o *rng your ,aren!s !o s'hoo%$ -ow where are !hey"FRED: My dog ate them.TEACHER: Young man, you'.e !o%d me !ha! your homework *%ew o/ your desk and ou! an o,en wndow n!o !he !rash$ The !rash was ,'ked u, !hsmornng and you 'an'! re!re.e your homework *e'ause ! s now *ured na nu'%ear was!e dum,$ 0o you rea%%y e1,e'! me !o *e%e.e a%% !ha! gar*age"FRED: No, but did you really e!ect me to do all that homewor"##! !akes me a*ou! !wo hours ea'h ngh! !o do my homework $ !hree & my 0ad he%,s me$TEACHER: Anyone who doesn'! *rng a%% !he homework !o '%ass !omorrow mornng w%% ge! an 23 2FRED: %nd anyone who does bring all the homewor" to class tomorrow morningwill get a hernia.4(-: 0ad, & an ar,%ane %ea.es Ch'ago and 5es 677 m%es an hour wes! w!h a 377 m%e an hour wnd 'omng Eas! &or !wo hours, and !hen 5es 877 m%es an hour w!h a 177 m%e an hour wnd 'omng Eas!, and !hen 5es 977 m%es an hour &or 2 hours w!h no headwnd, how &ar w%% !ha! ,%ane ha.e 5own"F%&'ER: (on, I)ll call my o*ce in the morning and have you switch to an easier +ight.# ha.e one !ea'her who s so &ana!'a%, she even gives us etra recess to do at home.TEACHER: Young man, you ha.en'! handed n one homework assgnmen! sn'e we s!ar!ed !hs '%ass$ +on'! you ,%ease do !ongh!'s assgnmen!"FRED: ,hat# %nd ruin a !erfect record#P:P#;: Tea'her, s !here %&e a&!er dea!h"&E%-'ER: ,hy do you as"#P:P#;: # may need !he e1!ra !me !o ,e did, miss,) re!lied one of the boys. >'e too" my cris!s and I gave him a thum!.)+hy dd !he headmas!er mo.e !he 'h'kens ou! o& !he ,%ayground"(o the !u!ils wouldn)t overhear foul language.Can you