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Hicksville High School Class of 1967
60th Birthday Party August 8, 2009
“Your New Improved 2009 Edition Evening Homeroom Announcements”
15% More Humor, With LemonAll Organic
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Happy 60th Birthday To Us!
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Your Announcer: Ken Marcus
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Announcing Live From The AV Department
In The Futuristic New Wing
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ThanksJim Rubins!
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Big Man On Campus
Pictures of Jim are plastered all over the year book.
• As photographed by Tom Hoffman
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Tom Getting That Shot
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Ken: Out Standing In Sports
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Jim: Hall Guards In-Crowd
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Ken: Community College Info Session
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Jim: Star of Senior Play
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Ken: Comets Football Enthusiast
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Jim: Wild And Crazy Guy
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Jim: Still Wild and Crazy
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Thanks
• Donna @ Reunions of America, Inc. • Peggy Gill: HHS Grad/Office Staff
– Pasted yearbook pictures on name tags– Retired after decades at HHS!
• Holiday Inn Catering Staff • The Bar Tender • Face book• The DJ: Takes Requests • Everyone who contributed photos• ALL OF YOU HERE TONIGHT!
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Party Program And Objectives
• These Evening Announcements• “Then and Now”: Jim Rubins• Year Book Memories Back Story: Tom Hoffman• Dine, Drink, Dance, Reminisce, Party Until 10
PM • Rest Rooms Open All Night• 10 AM - ?: “On Your Own” • Brunch Tomorrow: 9:30 AM (On Your Own)• 6/25/ 2011: HHS 45th Reunion Committee
Convenes (40th Reunion Volunteers Exempt!)
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Welcome To The Holiday Inn Sunnyside Blvd
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Meet The Neighbors!
• Seth Goldberg Bar Mitzvah Party In The Grand Ball Room
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Advisory From Management:Private Party In The Restaurant
• The Hicksville-Plainview-Jericho Chapter Of The Friends Of Tony Soprano
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Your 60th Birthday Theme• Senior Prom Theme:• Mardi Gras
• Birthday Theme:• Via Gras •
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For Those Who Couldn’t Attend:The Home Game Edition
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Your Proud Sponsor: Snickers Bar
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Your Proud Sponsor: Snickers Bar Commemorative Edition
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Vital Statistics • Longest Marriage• Oldest Child • Youngest Child • Most Grandchildren• Still Live in Hicksville• Attended Prior Reunions• Traveled Furthest To Be Here• Married High School Sweetheart• Didn’t Marry But High School
Sweetheart Is In The Room Tonight
• Hung Out With Billy Joel
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Greetings From Hix Board of Education
• Class of 1967 Graduation Was Rained Out
• YOU NEVER GRADUATED
• Billy Joel is in fact the only member of class that actually graduated (1992)
• GED Distance Learning Course Available
• www.hix67neveractuallygraduated.edu
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With Friends Like ThisWho Needs A Diploma?
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Thanks To All Our Teachers!
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Special Guests
• Mr. Joseph Giambolvo
• Math• The Same Birthday
Probability Theorem
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Special Guests
• Mr Richard Gentile• Foreign Language
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Special Guests
• Antoinette Zasa• (Mrs. Gentile)• Taught Her Entire
Career At HHS!
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HHS Sports Update
• Class of ’67 42nd Annual Intramural/Coed Clothing Optional Volleyball Sponsored By Goldman’s Sporting Goods and Geriatric Supplies
Guess Who The WellPreserved Co-ed Is
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The Times They Are A Changin’
• $15,500• 1967: Price of A
Levitt House• 2009: Closing Costs
For Levitt House
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The Times They Are A Changin’
• The Number ’69’• 1967: Guaranteed to
cause a giggle among immature, teens
• 2009: Guaranteed to cause a giggle among 60 year old Class of ’67 Grads
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The Times They Are A Changin’
• Senior Trip• 1967: 3 Day Fun-
Filled Trip to Washington, D.C.
• 2009: A Bowel Movement After 3 Days of Constipation
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The Times They Are A Changin’
• The Regents• 1967: Standardized
state final exam• 2009: That Fancy
Assisted Living Facility That Keeps Sending You Literature
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The Times They Are A Changin’
• The Lunch Ladies• 1967: Those Nice
Ladies With Hair Nets Serving Food In The HHS Cafeteria
• 2009: Those Nice Ladies With Hair Nets Serving Free Food Samples at Costco
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The Times They Are A Changin’
• The Greatest Generation: The Great Depression, WWII, Suburbia, Men On The Moon
• The Boomer Generation: Cash For Clunkers
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The Times They Are A Changin’
• Vietnamese Conflict• 1967: Divisive War In
Southeast Asia• 2009: Heated
argument with Manicurist Over Nail Polish Color
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The Times They Are A Changin’
• A Rumble
• 1967: Fist fight in school parking lot
• 2009: That strange, embarrassing bowel sound that always seems to occur when
you’re in the dentist chair
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The Times They Are A Changin’
• Heat Wave
• 1967: Hit song by Martha and the Vandelas
• 2009: Hot flashes
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The Times They Are A Changin’
• Parting Shots:• 1962: “You Don’t
Have Dick Nixon To Kick Aground Anymore.”
• 2009: “You Better Not Dick Around With Sarah Palin.”
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The Times They Are A Changin’
• Sex
• 1967: We heard about it all the time and wondered what it was like.
• 2009: We hear about it all of the time and wonder what it is like.
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HAPPY 60th BIRTHDAY COMETS!
• HAVE A GREAT TIME TONIGHT• EXCHANGE CONTACT INFO• TAKE PHOTOS AND SHARE THEM• TRY TO MAKE IT TO BRUNCH• DON’T GET LOST ON THE WAY HOME• (Or on the way to your room or forget your
room number)