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For SaleLocation:

Orlando, Florida

Price: $5,001

Bedrooms: 201

Bathrooms:199.54321

Agent: Islam 5-

513

This house is found in Orlando,

Florida. With 201 bedrooms and about

200 bathrooms. Monsters and ghosts on

every turn to creep you and your

friends. You even have a personaldungeon!!! That is not all, you even

own 900.54321 acres of land and that

ocean you see in the background, it’s



yours!!!! All that for a low price of

5,001 dollars!!!!



For SaleLocation: Bufflo, New

York

Price: $5,000,000.000

Bedrooms: 5Bathrooms: 2 out house

Agent: Brinda 5-513

A lovely, cozy home with a fireplace.

It belongs to Dracula Jr. If you are

looking for a house with bats in the

attic, and ghosts in the many walk-

through closets, this is a house for

you. It’s in the countryside, and

were-wolves prowl around the house for

fresh meat. A lovely, white skeleton

under ever brass bed there. The

outhouses have spiders. If you want



this house, hurry. Dracula Jr. is in a

hurry to sell. Buy now!



For Sale

Location: Lewiston, Montana Price: 2,050 Bedrooms: 2 Bathrooms: 1 Agent: Daniah 5-513

You are going to die for this house! It’s the most comfy house the world has ever seen!

There are exotic animals lurking in this very place. In the house, there is a wooden tile with a nail pointing right at you. In the bedrooms, there are mattress springs sticking out on the left side of the bed. Cobwebs are hung all over the walls of this very nice house.People are very amazed to just even see the outside of the house! Inside, they are saying that they will pay more then the price above! Call in the next 24 hours and you will get a can full of worms! The roof is so wiggly that you can hear it wiggling in the spookiest noise ever! Take it and buy it!



For SaleLocation: North of AntarticaPrice: $600,320,545,999Bedrooms: 4Bathrooms: 3Agent: Proshanto 5-513

A warm and charming house on a bare field on

the north of Antartica. Surrounded by a

spine-tingling graveyard. The cemetery is

sure to give you a scream. Unfinished

windows for your ghoul friends. Your

bathrooms charming and complete with bloody

wallpaper. In the bedroom an air conditioner

already set up. A spacious closet half

filled with rotting skeletons. A bedroom so

unique you won’t find another one like this.

Set with a king sized bed, filled with

sleeping mosquitoes. You’ll be happy with

our porches. If you can’t find a grave juststep onto our very rickety porch and fall

into your own grave. If your scared about ax

murderers, don’t worry. Our werewolves are

guaranteed to guard you. This is truly a

five star rated house.



For Sale!!!

Location: Quebec, CanadaPrice: $280,000.00Bedrooms: 3Bathrooms: 2Agent: Cai 5-513

Are you a person who wants mild excitement without leavingyour home? Come into the old baron’s step family’s home!

Filled with Anastasia’s (step-daughter) vintage 1800’s haunted

toys! Sure to give your friends and/or family members a scare!(Who wouldn’t be creeped out from a doll that shrieks from

not having many dresses?) The rusty pipes squeal and quiver.You will be chilled to the bone! Also, there is a lovely dustyfireplace! Creaky floors, cracking ceilings, shouting paintings,carnivorous plants, who wouldn’t want to live in this moldy

cadaver building?



For SaleLocation: Phoenix, Arizona

Price:

$9,999,999,999,999,999

Bedrooms: 8

Bathrooms: 5Agent: Michelle 5-513

A creepy, mysterious house where ghouls and

skeletons await your presence! A cozy

graveyard included to burry the dead! A

bloody, indoor Jacuzzi to relax in. Cobwebfireplaces to stay warm during the chills in

the winter. An unfinished kitchen to cook

spiders and bats. A large supply of

paranormal ghosts as servants. Free vampires

to suck your blood. A sound proof house so

no one will hear you scream in this deserted

neighborhood. Comes with amazing views of a

Yeti’s den. Black bathrooms to go with the

zombies that are hanging from the ceiling.



For SaleLocation: Antartica

Price:

$10,000,000,000

Bedrooms: 9

Bathrooms: 7

Agent: Anastasios

5-513

This house has 9 haunted bedrooms, 7

bathrooms and a dungeon. This house has a

beautiful view of the cemetery. At

midnight Ghosts and goblins roam the

halls and when you are a sleep. Peoplewalk in the house but trust me they never

come out. At night you hear screaming

coming from the dungeon and the house has

solar light (there’s a hole in the roof)

and blood marks on the Wall. It is miles

away from other houses (they can’t here

you scream). You have unwanted visitors

hanging upside down (vampires).



ForSale

Location: Arizona

Price: $1,099,990

Bedrooms: 4

Bathrooms: 2.5

Agent: Diya 5-513

This house is an affordable fixer upper for

you in the fabulous woods. You will hear

creaking floors and find a few skeletons

too. Also you would see a few blood sprays

on the wall, but paint can fix that. Nice

Jacuzzis in the bathrooms and an unfixed

yard. A very old swimming pool also. In thewoods, there are many types of fruit for

free! Hope you buy this house!!!



For SaleLocation: Paris, FrancePrice:10,000,000,000,000Bedrooms: 7Bathrooms: 5Agent: Salma 5-513

This is a warm and cozy home. It’s attractive and has longvaulted ceilings perfect for hanging witches. It’s a unique and is on avery quiet street. It has a big graveyard wich is many ghosts homes.It is mysterious and some say its haunted. It has wonderful marblecounter tops. It has a fireplace good for burning mummies. It is a veryancient house with many antiques. That’s why you better watch outfor the ghosts. They don’t like to stay in the graveyard. The rooms arewide and no one lives in the neighborhood. That’s why you mightwant to save your scream. There is a big kitchen to cook for a wizard.There are hot vampires who come around. The couch has a lot ofcomfy cushions. Am sure you’ll love this house.



For Sale

Location: Las VegasPrice: $999,999,999Bedrooms: 8Bathrooms: 6Agent: Farida 5-513

This is a five star house. It has a great view of the graveyard.

When it strikes midnight ghost and goblins lurk the halls.

Bedrooms are filled with cobwebs and paintings may come

alive. Power outages may happen. You will hear infant girls

screaming from their lungs in the night as you sleep. In the

kitchen blood stained marble countertops.



For SaleLocation: Paris,

France

Price:

$1,000,000,000

Bedrooms: 4

Bathrooms: 2

Agent: Ijaz 5-513

The house’s walls were originally painted

white but the wall turned red as people

entered the home. There is a graveyard in

the back of the house. Do not be outside

after 7:00 pm at night their maybe some

skeletons watching you from the basement.

The place was home to a mad scientist who

created a monster. Rumor says that the

monster still lurks in the building. Do not

be alarmed but if the floorboards startcreaking that means you are disturbing other

unwanted guests. When you approach the home

you will always see that the chimney is on.



For SaleLocation:

Orlando,

Florida

Price: $

5,000.99

Bedrooms:

200

Bathrooms: 200.42653

Agent: Kevin 513

This 20 acres castle has many rooms, perfect for

getting away from any “visitors”. Hate pizza men who

get your order wrong teach them a lesson with a few

days in the dungeon. Or even better, an axe with realblood stains on it. You can’t feel lonely here, you’ll

have plenty of zombies and ghosts to keep you

company. Have a history report on Abe Lincoln, why



spend your time searching when you can meet him

your self. If you call now I’ll throw in a free three-

headed dog and a Jacuzzi (with real piranhas)



For SaleLocation:

Pennsylvania

Price:

$100,000,000

Bedroom: 7Bathroom: 4

Agent: Adna

513

This house is about as big as 100

bodies stacked. (trust me we tried)

and has a green slime Jacuzzi and a

bloody red pool. It has a beautiful

view of the cemetery and once had a

record of the most monsters made

into it. It has beautiful baywindows that get bleached in blood

once it rains. Make sure you don’t

bring any friends of pets because

the will eat them. This house is



the perfect size for a family but

ONLY the family. This is the best

house for its deal.



For SaleLocation: Long Island, New York

Price: $500,000,000

Bedrooms: 6

Bathrooms: 5

Agent: Brandon 5-513

This house may look very small on the out side but

the inside is very roomy. This house is in the

wilderness so grab your weapons. You will see that

this house is as quiet as a graveyard.



For Sale

Location: HawaiiPrice: $369,369,369Bedrooms: 6Bathrooms: 7Agent: Andrea 5-513

A thrilling bone - trilling haunted mansion. Cozy for the month of October. Each room has a heart beating, spine- tingling Bathroom,as well as a creepy crawling ghost in every walk-in closet. Hiddenin every bathroom is a big pool filled with the juiciest blood or tokeep it a secret… fruit punch! If you’re a vampire feel free to take

a sip once in blue moon. There is a library that is very top secret.You might go in there every day unless you’re a scared little

chickabiddy! Don’t be afraid to open the oven, though something

might be waiting for you there, but it’s nothing much. So now you

got a quick view of the house everyone is dying to buy.



For SaleLocation: Canberra, AustraliaPrice: $1,099,673Bedrooms: 4Bathrooms: 6Agent: Izzabelle 5-513

This house is very cozyand quiet. People don’t livenear this house so you will onlyhave few visitors. The house is complete with a library and supplycloset filled with skeletons and skulls that would be perfect forHalloween. The library is filled with amazing books that mightgive you a fright. You will never feel lonely here because the housealso has pets down in the chamber, but never ever open them onfull moons and at night they get very cranky and act like totalwerewolves. There is a backyard that is completely empty

(perfect for digging). The bathrooms are bloody red. The othersurprising and fantastic qualities will be shown in a little whileafter you move in.



For SaleLocation: Houston, TexasPrice: $5,000,000,000,000Bedrooms: 8Bathrooms: 5Agent: Aleeshah 5-513

A creepy house located on an open countryside. Free vampires completewith fangs. Acid indoor pool inside the living room. High ceilings perfect

for hanging dead zombies. Cozy graveyard in witch you can burry thedead. Black walls so you can never see the light of day. Included withheavy black curtains, and no matter what you do they won’t move(zombies don’t let you.) Frankenstein & his bride waiting for you to stepinside. Mummies waiting for little children. HURRY!!! You must buythis house. OWNER IS DYING TO SELL!!!



For SaleLocation: Bronx,

New York

Price: $100,000

Bedrooms: 2

Bathrooms: 1

Agent: Ahnaf 5-

513

A lovely, small, little house. You have

a lovely view of the misty swamp. The

trees have a pointy ends to scratch the

windows. The wolves howls will keep you

awake all night long. This house has abig fireplace where you can hang out

under a creepy picture of a wolf. There

is a lovely bathroom with a cracked

mirror, you can see a face of a mummy if



you look at it too long. So what are you

waiting for come on down.



For Sale

Location: Miami, Florida

Price:6,500.000

Bedrooms:8 Bathrooms:5

Agent: Eleni 5-513

You will love this amazing, charming, cozy

house. There’s amazing views of mountain ’s,



lakes , and the old cemetery. You also have

a private movie theater , which is complete

with the world’s scar iest movies. Sometimes its in 3d but other times it turns into real life. You

could have fun in the pool with the ghosts. The

walk in closets can be naughty and sometimes lock

you in. The beds are very creaky. The faucets

sometimes leak blood.Don’t worry the monster is always under your

bed.

For SaleLocation: Illinois,

Chicago

Price: $9,999,999,999

Bedrooms: 7



Bathrooms: 2

Agent: Nathaniel 5-513

This is a warm cozy house, with rooms where no one

can here you scream! It has very attractive furniture.The custom kitchen has all the bloody kitchen knifes

you need!

Also, once a week the witches will come to visit!

With the eight rooms the paranormal activity is

unlimited! The beautiful bathrooms will always keep

you happy even with the ghosts.

Also the bloody Jacuzzi will always keep you

warm! The porch gives an amazing view of the daily

massacres! Also vampires will clean you house for a

small pint of blood! Complete with a graveyard to bury

the dead! Orders soon were dying to sell!



For Sale Location: Houston,

Texas

Price:1,000,000,000

Bedrooms: 3

Agent: Kaileen 5-513

This comfortable, cozy, unique,

mysterious house will steal your heart. It is so quiet; it’s like a

haunted cemetery. There are creaking



floors, swimming pools, and a

basement good for hunting ghosts.

It will give you chills down your

spine. When the wind blows,

everything will sound like dead leaves

rustling. Just in case you want to

solve a mystery, there will be scary

footsteps waiting for you.



For SaleLocation: Cyprus, Greece

Price: 15,000,000

Bedrooms: 4

Bathrooms: 3

Agent: Myros 5- 513

This house will brighten your day 1,000 times. There is

a cool, cold breeze coming from the sea. It will chill

your bones making them ice cubes. The house is

damp and moist in the inside. You can never get

sunburn while you’re inside it.



For Sale

Location:

Washington,

Seattle

Price: 3,400,00

Bedrooms: 9

Bathrooms: 5Agent: Farhan 5-

513

This house once belonged to Mad Scientist

Whipper Snaperz. This house has a petrifying

view of the cemetery in which he and his

fellow monster friends died in. Sometimes

every Tuesdays you can hear him say “It’s

Alive”. This house has a lovely skeletonroom where you can meet the dead. The only

people you will meet are either the dead or

the cemetery keepers. Don’t try to bring any

pets or Whipper Snapperz will turn them in

to peanuts and he will eat them. This house



has the most beautiful blood pool ever, [it

once belonged to Dracula] This magnificently

creepy house has the best basement ever, the

headless horseman once rented the basement

for his pumpkin. Lord Voldemort once madethis house cursed, so you might see him in

the morning every day. Last is this houses

backyard it even comes with a free dead dog!

Wow right? If you want it can come with a

dead cat.



For SaleLocation: London, England

Price: $9,000,000,000

Bedrooms: 2

Bathrooms: 1,1/2

Agent: Omar 5-513

A warm, cozy home that will tingle your spine. This

home is right by the beach where no one is near. You

can smell the blood everywhere. This 2-bedroom

house will make you right at the cemetery. It has a

great view of the graveyard. This house will give you

the alone time you need. This palace will help you fit

in with everyone that is dead. The owners are waiting

in their graves to sell this place.



For SaleLocation: Las

Vegas

Price:

$6,000,000.00

Bedroom: 10

Bathroom: 6

Agent: Maria 5-

513

This house has 10 bedrooms, 6 bathrooms,

and a dungeon. There is blood dripping from

the ceiling everyday and every night, you

might want to bring an umbrella. It is not

as quite you always hear wolf howling at

midnight. There are uninvited visitor on the

top floor, so be a where when you go up.

They will be roaming around the halls. This

house is on Blood street.



For Sale

Location: Houston, TexasPrice: $600,000Bedrooms: 4Bathrooms: 2.5Agent: Camilla 5-513

This house is found in Houston, Texas in the middle of thedesert. This house is a cozy house with a lovely shed with some deadplants in pots. This house has a lovely Master Bedroom with a lovelygrand bathroom with a lovely Jacuzzi act now and I will include a deadcat. This house was renovated and has a carpeted living room withsome bloodstains on it, you can get rid of it with some baking soda anda scrubber. There is also a lovely almost finished basement with a

creepy spine-chilling coffin, which is a very unique artifact. This housealso has a beautiful grand ballroom

With a lovely china flower pattern included with the house no extracost. I suggest this house for the best spine-chilling house in the desert,( Once the House is bought we have nothing to do with any incidentsthat happen.

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