Glee Quotes
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"Glee: Silly Love Songs (#2.12)" (2011) Santana Lopez : Please. I've had mono so many times it turned into stereo. Santana Lopez : I've kissed Finn, and can I just say: NOT worth a buck. I would, however, pay $100 to jiggle one of his man boobs. Santana Lopez : Finn only wears that gassy infant look when he feels guilty about something. Santana Lopez : I'll just marry an NFL player. They're super reliable. Santana Lopez : I just try to be really, really honest with people when I think that they suck. Santana Lopez : That's how we do it in Lima Heights. "Glee: Sectionals (#1.13)" (2009) Mercedes Jones : I thought you and Puck were dating? Santana Lopez : Sex is not dating. Brittany : Yeah, if it was, Santana and I would be dating. Santana Lopez : Look, we may still be Cheerios, but neither of us ever gave Sue the set list. Brittany : Well... I did. But I didn't know what she was gonna do with it. Santana Lopez : Okay, look... believe what you want, but no one's forcing me to be here. And if you tell anyone this, I'll deny it - but I like being in Glee Club. It's the best part of my day, okay? I wasn't gonna go and mess it up. Rachel Berry : I believe you. Santana Lopez : Sex is not dating. Brittany : If it was, Santana and I would be dating. Santana Lopez : Sex is not dating. Brittany Pierce: If it were, Santana and I would be dating. "Glee: Mash Off (#3.6)" (2011) Santana Lopez :[to Finn] Hey Tubs! Can I talk to you for a second? Rory Flanagan: Hey, listen here. You can't make fun of Finn anymore. Santana Lopez : [to Rory ] Shut your potato hole, I'm here to apologize. [to Finn] Santana Lopez : Rachel's right, I haven't been fair to you. You're not fat. I should know, I slept with you. I mean, at some point I must have liked that you look like a taco addict who's had one too many back alley liposuctions. Rory Flanagan: Whoa. Santana Lopez :[to Rory ] Please stick a sock in it or ship yourself back to Scotland. I'm trying to apologize to Lumps The Clown. [to Finn] Santana Lopez : I am sorry, Finn. I mean, really, I'm sorry that the New Directions are gonna get crushed by the Troubletones. And also sorry that you have no talent. Sorry that you sing like you're getting your prostate checked, and you dance like you've been asleep for years and someone just woke you up. Have fun riding on Rachel's coattails for the rest of your life, although, you know what, I would just watch out for her come holiday time if I were him, because if I were her, I'd stick a stent in one of those boobs and let the Finn blubber light the Hanukkah lamp for eight magical nights. Santana Lopez : You seriously think you can out-insult me? I'm from Lima Heights, I was raised on insults. It's how my abuela puts me to sleep at night, and she was not a nice lady. Did you know she tried to sell me once? And it wasn't until I got to kindergarten that I learned my name wasn't Garbage Face.
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