Presenting to you

Royal Banker of Shitty-land

Story of my wife … I mean life

Sometime in School: “I love Biology so very much. I am going to get into Medical.”

Cracks IIT-JEE. Gets into IIT Madras (Civil).

Sometime in IIT: “ I love Biology so very much. I am going to do MS in Bio-Medical sciences.”

Tops all Civil courses. Emerges as Civil Engineering Topper.

Sometime in IIT: “I love Biology so very much. I am going to do MS in Bio-Medical sciences from

Yale.”

Nails CAT. Gets into IIM Bangalore.

Sometime in IIM: “ I love Biology so very much. I am going to do phD ……………..”

Another love guru to Barua

For his unfulfilled and unrealisticDesires

Dear God, when will my

l*** come true

Wish -1

• Licking!

Licking what??

Licking what??

Licking what??

Wish -2• Monkey-posing. #on a regular basis

Wish -3• Ahem.

But his real love …Mujhko Awaaz Do,

Chhup Gaye Ho Sanam,

Tum Kahan <3

Mein Yahan …

The Intern(al) Desire …

The reason he is counting his days before ‘hot’ summers…

If and only ‘if you eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and

dinner like a pauper’, come and hoosh me with your dear-and-near

ones at A-base.

I will be ready in this babe-pose.

Come and hoosh the hell out of me.