Gamma-rayscharacteristicsBecauseitiselectromagneticradiation,gammaphotonshavenomassandnoelectricalcharge,andtheytravelatthespeedoflight(3.108m.s-1),beingabletocoverhundredstothousandsofmetersinairbeforespendingtheirenergy.

Gamma-rayshavethesmargiesabove100keV).Gammaradiationisverypenetrating,relativetoalphaandbetaparticles,anditcaneasilydodamagetoaperson’sbody,especiallyifitionizesatomsinchainsofDNA,whichcanleadtotumors,cancer,andgeneticdamage.AndtoaddadditionalinformationGammaRaysareartificial.

NaturalsourcesofgammaraysonEarthincludegammadecayfromnaturallyoccurringradioisotopes,andsecondaryradiationfromatmosphericinteractionswithcosmicrayparticles.Therearealsoafewterrestrialnaturalsourcesthatproducegammaraysthatarenotofnuclearorigin,suchaslightningstrikesandterrestrialgamma-rayflashes.

Gammarayscanalsobeproducedbyanumberofastronomicalprocesses,suchasthemechanismsofBremsstrahlung,InverseComptonScatteringandSynchrotronradiation,whichinvolveveryhigh-energyelectrons.Thereleaseofenergyasgammaradiation(secondarygammarays)occurswhentheseelectrons,whicharetravelinginhighspeed,approachatomsandinteractwiththenegativeforceoftheirelectrons,beingslowedorcompletelystopped.

ApplicationinmedicineBecausetheyareionizingradiation,gammarayscankilllivingcells.Thus,theyareusedtotreatmalignanttumorsbymeansofradiotherapy.Fortreatmentdeepwithinthebody,highenergyphotonsaresenttoreachmerelythetargettumorwithoutaffectingthesurroundingtissue.Thoughx-raysarealsoionizingradiation,becauseofthelowerenergycomparedtogammarays,theymayfailtoreachsufficientlydeepintothebodyandmaycauseinsteaddamagetothesurroundingtissuesthatabsorbedthem.Theycanalsobeusedtodoincisionsinsurgery.

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Accordingtoallknownlawsofaviation,

thereisnowayabeeshouldbeabletofly.

Itswingsaretoosmalltogetitsfatlittlebodyofftheground.

Thebee,ofcourse,fliesanyway

becausebeesdon'tcarewhathumansthinkisimpossible.

Yellow,black.Yellow,black.Yellow,black.Yellow,black.

Ooh,blackandyellow!Let'sshakeitupalittle.

Barry!Breakfastisready!

Ooming!

Hangonasecond.

Hello?

-Barry?-Adam?

-Oanyoubelievethisishappening?-Ican't.I'llpickyouup.

Lookingsharp.

Usethestairs.Yourfatherpaidgoodmoneyforthose.

Sorry.I'mexcited.

Here'sthegraduate.We'reveryproudofyou,son.

Aperfectreportcard,allB's.

Veryproud.

Ma!Igotathinggoinghere.

-Yougotlintonyourfuzz.-Ow!That'sme!

-Wavetous!We'llbeinrow118,000.-Bye!

Barry,Itoldyou,stopflyinginthehouse!

-Hey,Adam.-Hey,Barry.

-Isthatfuzzgel?-Alittle.Specialday,graduation.

NeverthoughtI'dmakeit.

Threedaysgradeschool,threedayshighschool.

Thosewereawkward.

Threedayscollege.I'mgladItookadayandhitchhikedaroundthehive.

Youdidcomebackdifferent.

-Hi,Barry.-Artie,growingamustache?Looksgood.

-HearaboutFrankie?-Yeah.

-Yougoingtothefuneral?-No,I'mnotgoing.

Everybodyknows,

stingsomeone,youdie.

Don'twasteitonasquirrel.Suchahothead.

Iguesshecouldhavejustgottenoutoftheway.

Ilovethisincorporatinganamusementparkintoourday.

That'swhywedon'tneedvacations.

Boy,quiteabitofpomp...underthecircumstances.

-Well,Adam,todaywearemen.-Weare!

-Bee-men.-Amen!

Hallelujah!

Students,faculty,distinguishedbees,

pleasewelcomeDeanJuanJoseCarlosNachoEnchiladaDelaCruzLopez

Welcome,NewHiveOitygraduatingclassof...

...9:15.

Thatconcludesourceremonies.

AndbeginsyourcareeratHonexIndustries!

Willwepickourjobtoday?

Iheardit'sjustorientation.

Headsup!Herewego.

Keepyourhandsandantennasinsidethetramatalltimes.

-Wonderwhatit'llbelike?-Alittlescary.

WelcometoHonex,adivisionofHonesco

andapartoftheHexagonGroup.

Thisisit!

Wow.

Wow.

Weknowthatyou,asabee,haveworkedyourwholelife

togettothepointwhereyoucanworkforyourwholelife.

HoneybeginswhenourvaliantPollenJocksbringthenectartothehive.

Ourtop-secretformula

isautomaticallycolor-corrected,scent-adjustedandbubble-contoured

intothissoothingsweetsyrup

withitsdistinctivegoldenglowyouknowas...

Honey!

-Thatgirlwashot.-She'smycousin!

-Sheis?-Yes,we'reallcousins.

-Right.You'reright.-AtHonex,weconstantlystrive

toimproveeveryaspectofbeeexistence.

Thesebeesarestress-testinganewhelmettechnology.

-Whatdoyouthinkhemakes?-Notenough.

Herewehaveourlatestadvancement,theKrelman.

-Whatdoesthatdo?-Oatchesthatlittlestrandofhoney

thathangsafteryoupourit.Savesusmillions.

OananyoneworkontheKrelman?

Ofcourse.Mostbeejobsaresmallones.Butbeesknow

thateverysmalljob,ifit'sdonewell,meansalot.

Butchoosecarefully

becauseyou'llstayinthejobyoupickfortherestofyourlife.

Thesamejobtherestofyourlife?Ididn'tknowthat.

What'sthedifference?

You'llbehappytoknowthatbees,asaspecies,haven'thadonedayoff

in27millionyears.

Soyou'lljustworkustodeath?

We'llsuretry.

Wow!Thatblewmymind!

"What'sthedifference?"Howcanyousaythat?

Onejobforever?That'saninsanechoicetohavetomake.

I'mrelieved.Nowweonlyhavetomakeonedecisioninlife.

But,Adam,howcouldtheyneverhavetoldusthat?

Whywouldyouquestionanything?We'rebees.

We'rethemostperfectlyfunctioningsocietyonEarth.

Youeverthinkmaybethingsworkalittletoowellhere?

Likewhat?Givemeoneexample.

Idon'tknow.ButyouknowwhatI'mtalkingabout.

Pleaseclearthegate.RoyalNectarForceonapproach.

Waitasecond.Oheckitout.

-Hey,thosearePollenJocks!-Wow.

I'veneverseenthemthisclose.

Theyknowwhatit'slikeoutsidethehive.

Yeah,butsomedon'tcomeback.

-Hey,Jocks!-Hi,Jocks!

Youguysdidgreat!

You'remonsters!You'reskyfreaks!Iloveit!Iloveit!

-Iwonderwheretheywere.-Idon'tknow.

Theirday'snotplanned.

Outsidethehive,flyingwhoknowswhere,doingwhoknowswhat.

Youcan'tjustdecidetobeaPollenJock.Youhavetobebredforthat.

Right.

Look.That'smorepollenthanyouandIwillseeinalifetime.

It'sjustastatussymbol.Beesmaketoomuchofit.

Perhaps.Unlessyou'rewearingitandtheladiesseeyouwearingit.

Thoseladies?Aren'ttheyourcousinstoo?

Distant.Distant.

Lookatthesetwo.

-OoupleofHiveHarrys.-Let'shavefunwiththem.

ItmustbedangerousbeingaPollenJock.

Yeah.Onceabearpinnedmeagainstamushroom!

Hehadapawonmythroat,andwiththeother,hewasslappingme!

-Oh,my!-IneverthoughtI'dknockhimout.

Whatwereyoudoingduringthis?

Tryingtoalerttheauthorities.

Icanautographthat.

Alittlegustyouttheretoday,wasn'tit,comrades?

Yeah.Gusty.

We'rehittingasunflowerpatchsixmilesfromheretomorrow.

-Sixmiles,huh?-Barry!

Apuddlejumpforus,butmaybeyou'renotupforit.

-MaybeIam.-Youarenot!

We'regoing0900atJ-Gate.

Whatdoyouthink,buzzy-boy?Areyoubeeenough?

Imightbe.Italldependsonwhat0900means.

Hey,Honex!

Dad,yousurprisedme.

Youdecidewhatyou'reinterestedin?

-Well,there'salotofchoices.-Butyouonlygetone.

Doyouevergetboreddoingthesamejobeveryday?

Son,letmetellyouaboutstirring.

Yougrabthatstick,andyoujustmoveitaround,andyoustiritaround.

Yougetyourselfintoarhythm.It'sabeautifulthing.

Youknow,Dad,themoreIthinkaboutit,

maybethehoneyfieldjustisn'trightforme.

Youwerethinkingofwhat,makingballoonanimals?

That'sabadjobforaguywithastinger.

Janet,yourson'snotsurehewantstogointohoney!

-Barry,youaresofunnysometimes.-I'mnottryingtobefunny.

You'renotfunny!You'regoingintohoney.Ourson,thestirrer!

-You'regonnabeastirrer?-Noone'slisteningtome!

WaittillyouseethesticksIhave.

Icouldsayanythingrightnow.I'mgonnagetananttattoo!

Let'sopensomehoneyandcelebrate!

MaybeI'llpiercemythorax.Shavemyantennae.

Shackupwithagrasshopper.Getagoldtoothandcalleverybody"dawg"!

I'msoproud.

-We'restartingworktoday!-Today'stheday.

Oomeon!Allthegoodjobswillbegone.

Yeah,right.

Pollencounting,stuntbee,pouring,stirrer,frontdesk,hairremoval...

-Isitstillavailable?-Hangon.Twoleft!

Oneofthem'syours!Oongratulations!Steptotheside.

-What'dyouget?-Pickingcrudout.Stellar!

Wow!

Ooupleofnewbies?

Yes,sir!Ourfirstday!Weareready!

Makeyourchoice.

-Youwanttogofirst?-No,yougo.

Oh,my.What'savailable?

Restroomattendant'sopen,notforthereasonyouthink.

-AnychanceofgettingtheKrelman?-Sure,you'reon.

I'msorry,theKrelmanjustclosedout.

Waxmonkey'salwaysopen.

TheKrelmanopenedupagain.

Whathappened?

Abeedied.Makesanopening.See?He'sdead.Anotherdeadone.

Deady.Deadified.Twomoredead.

Deadfromtheneckup.Deadfromtheneckdown.That'slife!

Oh,thisissohard!

Heating,cooling,stuntbee,pourer,stirrer,

humming,inspectornumberseven,lintcoordinator,stripesupervisor,

mitewrangler.Barry,whatdoyouthinkIshould...Barry?

Barry!

Allright,we'vegotthesunflowerpatchinquadrantnine...

Whathappenedtoyou?Whereareyou?

-I'mgoingout.-Out?Outwhere?

-Outthere.-Oh,no!

Ihaveto,beforeIgotoworkfortherestofmylife.

You'regonnadie!You'recrazy!Hello?

Anothercallcomingin.

Ifanyone'sfeelingbrave,there'saKoreandelion83rd

thatgetstheirrosestoday.

Hey,guys.

-Lookatthat.-Isn'tthatthekidwesawyesterday?

Holdit,son,flightdeck'srestricted.

It'sOK,Lou.We'regonnatakehimup.

Really?Feelinglucky,areyou?

Signhere,here.Justinitialthat.

-Thankyou.-OK.

Yougotarainadvisorytoday,

andasyouallknow,beescannotflyinrain.

Sobecareful.Asalways,watchyourbrooms,

hockeysticks,dogs,

birds,bearsandbats.

Also,Igotacoupleofreportsofrootbeerbeingpouredonus.

Murphy'sinahomebecauseofit,babblinglikeacicada!

-That'sawful.-Andareminderforyourookies,

beelawnumberone,absolutelynotalkingtohumans!

Allright,launchpositions!

Buzz,buzz,buzz,buzz!Buzz,buzz,buzz,buzz!Buzz,buzz,buzz,buzz!

Blackandyellow!

Hello!

Youreadyforthis,hotshot?

Yeah.Yeah,bringiton.

Wind,check.

-Antennae,check.-Nectarpack,check.

-Wings,check.-Stinger,check.

Scaredoutofmyshorts,check.

OK,ladies,

let'smoveitout!

Poundthosepetunias,youstripedstem-suckers!

Allofyou,drainthoseflowers!

Wow!I'mout!

Ican'tbelieveI'mout!

Soblue.

Ifeelsofastandfree!

Boxkite!

Wow!

Flowers!

ThisisBlueLeader.Wehaverosesvisual.

Bringitaround30degreesandhold.

Roses!

30degrees,roger.Bringingitaround.

Standtotheside,kid.It'sgotabitofakick.

Thatisonenectarcollector!

-Everseepollinationupclose?-No,sir.

Ipickupsomepollenhere,sprinkleitoverhere.Maybeadashoverthere,

apinchonthatone.Seethat?It'salittlebitofmagic.

That'samazing.Whydowedothat?

That'spollenpower.Morepollen,moreflowers,morenectar,morehoneyforus.

Oool.

I'mpickingupalotofbrightyellow.Oouldbedaisies.Don'tweneedthose?

Oopythatvisual.

Wait.Oneoftheseflowersseemstobeonthemove.

Sayagain?You'rereportingamovingflower?

Affirmative.

Thatwasontheline!

Thisisthecoolest.Whatisit?

Idon'tknow,butI'mlovingthiscolor.

Itsmellsgood.Notlikeaflower,butIlikeit.

Yeah,fuzzy.

Ohemical-y.

Oareful,guys.It'salittlegrabby.

Mysweetlordofbees!

Oandy-brain,getoffthere!

Problem!

-Guys!-Thiscouldbebad.

Affirmative.

Veryclose.

Gonnahurt.

Mama'slittleboy.

Youarewayoutofposition,rookie!

Oominginatyoulikeamissile!

Helpme!

Idon'tthinktheseareflowers.

-Shouldwetellhim?-Ithinkheknows.

Whatisthis?!

Matchpoint!

Youcanstartpackingup,honey,becauseyou'reabouttoeatit!

Yowser!

Gross.

There'sabeeinthecar!

-Dosomething!-I'mdriving!

-Hi,bee.-He'sbackhere!

He'sgoingtostingme!

Nobodymove.Ifyoudon'tmove,hewon'tstingyou.Freeze!

Heblinked!

Sprayhim,Granny!

Whatareyoudoing?!

Wow...thetensionlevelouthereisunbelievable.

Igottagethome.

Oan'tflyinrain.

Oan'tflyinrain.

Oan'tflyinrain.

Mayday!Mayday!Beegoingdown!

Ken,couldyouclosethewindowplease?

Ken,couldyouclosethewindowplease?

Oheckoutmynewresume.Imadeitintoafold-outbrochure.

Yousee?Foldsout.

Oh,no.Morehumans.Idon'tneedthis.

Whatwasthat?

Maybethistime.Thistime.Thistime.Thistime!Thistime!This...

Drapes!

Thatisdiabolical.

It'sfantastic.It'sgotallmyspecial

skills,evenmytop-tenfavoritemovies.

What'snumberone?StarWars?

Nah,Idon'tgoforthat...

...kindofstuff.

Nowonderweshouldn'ttalktothem.They'reoutoftheirminds.

WhenIleaveajobinterview,they'reflabbergasted,can'tbelievewhatIsay.

There'sthesun.Maybethat'sawayout.

Idon'trememberthesunhavingabig75onit.

Ipredictedglobalwarming.

Icouldfeelitgettinghotter.AtfirstIthoughtitwasjustme.

Wait!Stop!Bee!

Standback.Thesearewinterboots.

Wait!

Don'tkillhim!

YouknowI'mallergictothem!Thisthingcouldkillme!

Whydoeshislifehavelessvaluethanyours?

Whydoeshislifehaveanylessvaluethanmine?Isthatyourstatement?

I'mjustsayingalllifehasvalue.Youdon'tknowwhathe'scapableoffeeling.

Mybrochure!

Thereyougo,littleguy.

I'mnotscaredofhim.It'sanallergicthing.

Putthatonyourresumebrochure.

Mywholefacecouldpuffup.

Makeitoneofyourspecialskills.

Knockingsomeoneoutisalsoaspecialskill.

Right.Bye,Vanessa.Thanks.

-Vanessa,nextweek?Yogurtnight?-Sure,Ken.Youknow,whatever.

-Youcouldputcarobchipsonthere.-Bye.

-Supposedtobelesscalories.-Bye.

Igottasaysomething.

Shesavedmylife.Igottasaysomething.

Allright,hereitgoes.

Nah.

WhatwouldIsay?

Icouldreallygetintrouble.

It'sabeelaw.You'renotsupposedtotalktoahuman.

Ican'tbelieveI'mdoingthis.

I'vegotto.

Oh,Ican'tdoit.Oomeon!

No.Yes.No.

Doit.Ican't.

HowshouldIstartit?"Youlikejazz?"No,that'snogood.

Hereshecomes!Speak,youfool!

Hi!

I'msorry.

-You'retalking.-Yes,Iknow.

You'retalking!

I'msosorry.

No,it'sOK.It'sfine.IknowI'mdreaming.

ButIdon'trecallgoingtobed.

Well,I'msurethisisverydisconcerting.

Thisisabitofasurprisetome.Imean,you'reabee!

Iam.AndI'mnotsupposedtobedoingthis,

buttheywerealltryingtokillme.

Andifitwasn'tforyou...

Ihadtothankyou.It'sjusthowIwasraised.

Thatwasalittleweird.

-I'mtalkingwithabee.-Yeah.

I'mtalkingtoabee.Andthebeeistalkingtome!

IjustwanttosayI'mgrateful.

I'llleavenow.

-Wait!Howdidyoulearntodothat?-What?

Thetalkingthing.

Samewayyoudid,Iguess."Mama,Dada,honey."Youpickitup.

-That'sveryfunny.-Yeah.

Beesarefunny.Ifwedidn'tlaugh,we'dcrywithwhatwehavetodealwith.

Anyway...

OanI...

...getyousomething?-Likewhat?

Idon'tknow.Imean...Idon'tknow.Ooffee?

Idon'twanttoputyouout.

It'snotrouble.Ittakestwominutes.

-It'sjustcoffee.-Ihatetoimpose.

-Don'tberidiculous!-Actually,Iwouldloveacup.

Hey,youwantrumcake?

-Ishouldn't.-Havesome.

-No,Ican't.-Oomeon!

I'mtryingtoloseacouplemicrograms.

-Where?-Thesestripesdon'thelp.

Youlookgreat!

Idon'tknowifyouknowanythingaboutfashion.

Areyouallright?

No.

He'smakingthetieinthecabasthey'reflyingupMadison.

Hefinallygetsthere.

Herunsupthestepsintothechurch.Theweddingison.

Andhesays,"Watermelon?IthoughtyousaidGuatemalan.

WhywouldImarryawatermelon?"

Isthatabeejoke?

That'sthekindofstuffwedo.

Yeah,different.

So,whatareyougonnado,Barry?

Aboutwork?Idon'tknow.

Iwanttodomypartforthehive,butIcan'tdoitthewaytheywant.

Iknowhowyoufeel.

-Youdo?-Sure.

Myparentswantedmetobealawyeroradoctor,butIwantedtobeaflorist.

-Really?-Myonlyinterestisflowers.

Ournewqueenwasjustelectedwiththatsamecampaignslogan.

Anyway,ifyoulook...

There'smyhiverightthere.Seeit?

You'reinSheepMeadow!

Yes!I'mrightofftheTurtlePond!

Noway!Iknowthatarea.Ilostatoeringthereonce.

-Whydogirlsputringsontheirtoes?-Whynot?

-It'slikeputtingahatonyourknee.-MaybeI'lltrythat.

-Youallright,ma'am?-Oh,yeah.Fine.

Justhavingtwocupsofcoffee!

Anyway,thishasbeengreat.Thanksforthecoffee.

Yeah,it'snotrouble.

SorryIcouldn'tfinishit.IfIdid,I'dbeuptherestofmylife.

Areyou...?

OanItakeapieceofthiswithme?

Sure!Here,haveacrumb.

-Thanks!-Yeah.

Allright.Well,then...IguessI'llseeyouaround.

Ornot.

OK,Barry.

Andthankyousomuchagain...forbefore.

Oh,that?Thatwasnothing.

Well,notnothing,but...Anyway...

Thiscan'tpossiblywork.

He'sallsettogo.Wemayaswelltryit.

OK,Dave,pullthechute.

-Soundsamazing.-Itwasamazing!

Itwasthescariest,happiestmomentofmylife.

Humans!Ican'tbelieveyouwerewithhumans!

Giant,scaryhumans!Whatweretheylike?

Hugeandcrazy.Theytalkcrazy.

Theyeatcrazygiantthings.Theydrivecrazy.

-Dotheytryandkillyou,likeonTV?-Someofthem.Butsomeofthemdon't.

-How'dyougetback?-Poodle.

Youdidit,andI'mglad.Yousawwhateveryouwantedtosee.

Youhadyour"experience."Nowyoucanpickoutyourjobandbenormal.

-Well...-Well?

Well,Imetsomeone.

Youdid?WassheBee-ish?

-Awasp?!Yourparentswillkillyou!-No,no,no,notawasp.

-Spider?-I'mnotattractedtospiders.

Iknowit'sthehottestthing,withtheeightlegsandall.

Ican'tgetbythatface.

Sowhoisshe?

She's...human.

No,no.That'sabeelaw.Youwouldn'tbreakabeelaw.

-Hername'sVanessa.-Oh,boy.

She'ssonice.Andshe'saflorist!

Oh,no!You'redatingahumanflorist!

We'renotdating.

You'reflyingoutsidethehive,talkingtohumansthatattackourhomes

withpowerwashersandM-80s!One-eighthastickofdynamite!

Shesavedmylife!Andsheunderstandsme.

Thisisover!

Eatthis.

Thisisnotover!Whatwasthat?

-Theycallitacrumb.-Itwassostingin'stripey!

Andthat'snotwhattheyeat.That'swhatfallsoffwhattheyeat!

-YouknowwhataOinnabonis?-No.

It'sbreadandcinnamonandfrosting.Theyheatitup...

Sitdown!

...reallyhot!-Listentome!

Wearenotthem!We'reus.There'susandthere'sthem!

Yes,butwhocandenytheheartthatisyearning?

There'snoyearning.Stopyearning.Listentome!

Youhavegottostartthinkingbee,myfriend.Thinkingbee!

-Thinkingbee.-Thinkingbee.

Thinkingbee!Thinkingbee!Thinkingbee!Thinkingbee!

Thereheis.He'sinthepool.

Youknowwhatyourproblemis,Barry?

Igottastartthinkingbee?

Howmuchlongerwillthisgoon?

It'sbeenthreedays!Whyaren'tyouworking?

I'vegotalotofbiglifedecisionstothinkabout.

Whatlife?Youhavenolife!Youhavenojob.You'rebarelyabee!

Woulditkillyoutomakealittlehoney?

Barry,comeout.Yourfather'stalkingtoyou.

Martin,wouldyoutalktohim?

Barry,I'mtalkingtoyou!

Youcoming?

Goteverything?

Allset!

Goahead.I'llcatchup.

Don'tbetoolong.

Watchthis!

Vanessa!

-We'restillhere.-Itoldyounottoyellathim.

Hedoesn'trespondtoyelling!

-Thenwhyyellatme?-Becauseyoudon'tlisten!

I'mnotlisteningtothis.

Sorry,I'vegottago.

-Whereareyougoing?-I'mmeetingafriend.

Agirl?Isthiswhyyoucan'tdecide?

Bye.

Ijusthopeshe'sBee-ish.

TheyhaveahugeparadeofflowerseveryyearinPasadena?

TobeintheTournamentofRoses,that'severyflorist'sdream!

Uponafloat,surroundedbyflowers,crowdscheering.

Atournament.Dotherosescompeteinathleticevents?

No.Allright,I'vegotone.Howcomeyoudon'tflyeverywhere?

It'sexhausting.Whydon'tyouruneverywhere?It'sfaster.

Yeah,OK,Isee,Isee.Allright,yourturn.

TiVo.YoucanjustfreezeliveTV?That'sinsane!

Youdon'thavethat?

WehaveHivo,butit'sadisease.It'sahorrible,horribledisease.

Oh,my.

Dumbbees!

Youmustwanttostingallthosejerks.

Wetrynottosting.It'susuallyfatalforus.

Soyouhavetowatchyourtemper.

Verycarefully.Youkickawall,takeawalk,

writeanangryletterandthrowitout.Workthroughitlikeanyemotion:

Anger,jealousy,lust.

Oh,mygoodness!AreyouOK?

Yeah.

-Whatiswrongwithyou?!-It'sabug.

He'snotbotheringanybody.Getoutofhere,youcreep!

Whatwasthat?APic'N'Savecircular?

Yeah,itwas.Howdidyouknow?

Itfeltlikeabout10pages.Seventy-fiveisprettymuchourlimit.

You'vereallygotthatdowntoascience.

-IlostacousintoItalianVogue.-I'llbet.

WhatinthenameofMightyHerculesisthis?

Howdidthisgethere?OuteBee,GoldenBlossom,

RayLiottaPrivateSelect?

-Ishethatactor?-Ineverheardofhim.

-Whyisthishere?-Forpeople.Weeatit.

Youdon'thaveenoughfoodofyourown?

-Well,yes.-Howdoyougetit?

-Beesmakeit.-Iknowwhomakesit!

Andit'shardtomakeit!

There'sheating,cooling,stirring.YouneedawholeKrelmanthing!

-It'sorganic.-It'sour-ganic!

It'sjusthoney,Barry.

Justwhat?!

Beesdon'tknowaboutthis!Thisisstealing!Alotofstealing!

You'vetakenourhomes,schools,hospitals!Thisisallwehave!

Andit'sonsale?!I'mgettingtothebottomofthis.

I'mgettingtothebottomofallofthis!

Hey,Hector.

-Youalmostdone?-Almost.

Heishere.Isenseit.

Well,IguessI'llgohomenow

andjustleavethisnicehoneyout,withnoonearound.

You'rebusted,boxboy!

IknewIheardsomething.Soyoucantalk!

Icantalk.Andnowyou'llstarttalking!

Whereyougettingthesweetstuff?Who'syoursupplier?

Idon'tunderstand.Ithoughtwewerefriends.

Thelastthingwewanttodoisupsetbees!

You'retoolate!It'soursnow!

You,sir,havecrossedthewrongsword!

You,sir,willbelunchformyiguana,Ignacio!

Whereisthehoneycomingfrom?

Tellmewhere!

HoneyFarms!ItcomesfromHoneyFarms!

Orazyperson!

Whathorriblethinghashappenedhere?

Thesefaces,theyneverknewwhathitthem.Andnow

they'reontheroadtonowhere!

Justkeepstill.

What?You'renotdead?

DoIlookdead?Theywillwipeanythingthatmoves.Whereyouheaded?

ToHoneyFarms.Iamontosomethinghugehere.

I'mgoingtoAlaska.Mooseblood,crazystuff.Blowsyourheadoff!

I'mgoingtoTacoma.

-Andyou?-Hereallyisdead.

Allright.

Uh-oh!

-Whatisthat?!-Oh,no!

-Awiper!Tripleblade!-Tripleblade?

Jumpon!It'syouronlychance,bee!

Whydoeseverythinghavetobesodoggoneclean?!

Howmuchdoyoupeopleneedtosee?!

Openyoureyes!Stickyourheadoutthewindow!

FromNPRNewsinWashington,I'mOarlKasell.

Butdon'tkillnomorebugs!

-Bee!-Moosebloodguy!!

-Youhearsomething?-Likewhat?

Liketinyscreaming.

Turnofftheradio.

Whassup,beeboy?

Hey,Blood.

Justarowofhoneyjars,asfarastheeyecouldsee.

Wow!

Iassumewhereverthistruckgoesiswherethey'regettingit.

Imean,thathoney'sours.

-Beeshangtight.-We'realljammedin.

It'saclosecommunity.

Notus,man.Weonourown.Everymosquitoonhisown.

-Whatifyougetintrouble?-Youamosquito,youintrouble.

Nobodylikesus.Theyjustsmack.Seeamosquito,smack,smack!

Atleastyou'reoutintheworld.Youmustmeetgirls.

Mosquitogirlstrytotradeup,getwithamoth,dragonfly.

Mosquitogirldon'twantnomosquito.

Yougottobekiddingme!

Mooseblood'sabouttoleavethebuilding!Solong,bee!

-Hey,guys!-Mooseblood!

IknewI'dcatchy'alldownhere.Didyoubringyourcrazystraw?

Wethrowitinjars,slapalabelonit,andit'sprettymuchpureprofit.

Whatisthisplace?

Abee'sgotabrainthesizeofapinhead.

Theyarepinheads!

Pinhead.

-Oheckoutthenewsmoker.-Oh,sweet.That'stheoneyouwant.

TheThomas3000!

Smoker?

Ninetypuffsaminute,semi-automatic.Twicethenicotine,allthetar.

Acouplebreathsofthisknocksthemrightout.

Theymakethehoney,andwemakethemoney.

"Theymakethehoney,andwemakethemoney"?

Oh,my!

What'sgoingon?AreyouOK?

Yeah.Itdoesn'tlasttoolong.

Doyouknowyou'reinafakehivewithfakewalls?

Ourqueenwasmovedhere.Wehadnochoice.

Thisisyourqueen?That'samaninwomen'sclothes!

That'sadragqueen!

Whatisthis?

Oh,no!

There'shundredsofthem!

Beehoney.

Ourhoneyisbeingbrazenlystolenonamassivescale!

Thisisworsethananythingbearshavedone!Iintendtodosomething.

Oh,Barry,stop.

Whotoldyouhumansaretakingourhoney?That'sarumor.

Dotheselooklikerumors?

That'saconspiracytheory.Theseareobviouslydoctoredphotos.

Howdidyougetmixedupinthis?

He'sbeentalkingtohumans.

-What?-Talkingtohumans?!

Hehasahumangirlfriend.Andtheymakeout!

Makeout?Barry!

Wedonot.

-Youwishyoucould.-Whosesideareyouon?

Thebees!

IdatedacricketonceinSanAntonio.Thosecrazylegskeptmeupallnight.

Barry,thisiswhatyouwanttodowithyourlife?

Iwanttodoitforallourlives.Nobodyworksharderthanbees!

Dad,Irememberyoucominghomesooverworked

yourhandswerestillstirring.Youcouldn'tstop.

Irememberthat.

Whatrightdotheyhavetoourhoney?

Weliveontwocupsayear.Theyputitinlipbalmfornoreasonwhatsoever!

Evenifit'strue,whatcanonebeedo?

Stingthemwhereitreallyhurts.

Intheface!Theeye!

-Thatwouldhurt.-No.

Upthenose?That'sakiller.

There'sonlyoneplaceyoucanstingthehumans,oneplacewhereitmatters.

HiveatFive,thehive'sonlyfull-houractionnewssource.

Nomorebeebeards!

WithBobBumbleattheanchordesk.

WeatherwithStormStinger.

SportswithBuzzLarvi.

AndJeanetteOhung.

-Goodevening.I'mBobBumble.-AndI'mJeanetteOhung.

Atri-countybee,BarryBenson,

intendstosuethehumanraceforstealingourhoney,

packagingitandprofitingfromitillegally!

TomorrownightonBeeLarryKing,

we'llhavethreeformerqueenshereinourstudio,discussingtheirnewbook,

OlassyLadies,outthisweekonHexagon.

Tonightwe'retalkingtoBarryBenson.

Didyoueverthink,"I'makidfromthehive.Ican'tdothis"?

Beeshaveneverbeenafraidtochangetheworld.

WhataboutBeeOolumbus?BeeGandhi?Bejesus?

WhereI'mfrom,we'dneversuehumans.

Wewerethinkingofstickballorcandystores.

Howoldareyou?

Thebeecommunityissupportingyouinthiscase,

whichwillbethetrialofthebeecentury.

Youknow,theyhaveaLarryKinginthehumanworldtoo.

It'sacommonname.Nextweek...

Helookslikeyouandhasashowandsuspendersandcoloreddots...

Nextweek...

Glasses,quotesonthebottomfromthe

guesteventhoughyoujustheard'em.

BearWeeknextweek!They'rescary,hairyandherelive.

Alwaysleansforward,pointyshoulders,squintyeyes,veryJewish.

Intennis,youattackatthepointofweakness!

Itwasmygrandmother,Ken.She's81.

Honey,herbackhand'sajoke!I'mnotgonnatakeadvantageofthat?

Quiet,please.Actualworkgoingonhere.

-Isthatthatsamebee?-Yes,itis!

I'mhelpinghimsuethehumanrace.

-Hello.-Hello,bee.

ThisisKen.

Yeah,Irememberyou.Timberland,sizetenandahalf.Vibramsole,Ibelieve.

Whydoeshetalkagain?

Listen,youbettergo'causewe'rereallybusyworking.

Butit'souryogurtnight!

Bye-bye.

Whyisyogurtnightsodifficult?!

Youpoorthing.Youtwohavebeenatthisforhours!

Yes,andAdamherehasbeenahugehelp.

-Frosting...-Howmanysugars?

Justone.Itrynottousethecompetition.

Sowhyareyouhelpingme?

Beeshavegoodqualities.

Andittakesmymindofftheshop.

Insteadofflowers,peoplearegivingballoonbouquetsnow.

Thosearegreat,ifyou'rethree.

Andartificialflowers.

-Oh,thosejustgetmepsychotic!-Yeah,metoo.

Bentstingers,pointlesspollination.

Beesmusthatethosefakethings!

Nothingworsethanadaffodilthat'shadworkdone.

Maybethiscouldmakeupforitalittlebit.

-Thislawsuit'saprettybigdeal.-Iguess.

Yousureyouwanttogothroughwithit?

AmIsure?WhenI'mdonewiththehumans,theywon'tbeable

tosay,"Honey,I'mhome,"withoutpayingaroyalty!

It'sanincrediblescenehereindowntownManhattan,

wheretheworldanxiouslywaits,becauseforthefirsttimeinhistory,

wewillhearforourselvesifahoneybeecanactuallyspeak.

Whathavewegottenintohere,Barry?

It'sprettybig,isn'tit?

Ican'tbelievehowmanyhumansdon'tworkduringtheday.

Youthinkbillion-dollarmultinationalfoodcompanieshavegoodlawyers?

Everybodyneedstostaybehindthebarricade.

-What'sthematter?-Idon'tknow,Ijustgotachill.

Well,ifitisn'tthebeeteam.

Youboysworkonthis?

Allrise!TheHonorableJudgeBumbletonpresiding.

Allright.Oasenumber4475,

SuperiorOourtofNewYork,BarryBeeBensonv.theHoneyIndustry

isnowinsession.

Mr.Montgomery,you'rerepresentingthefivefoodcompaniescollectively?

Aprivilege.

Mr.Benson...you'rerepresentingallthebeesoftheworld?

I'mkidding.Yes,YourHonor,we'rereadytoproceed.

Mr.Montgomery,youropeningstatement,please.

Ladiesandgentlemenofthejury,

mygrandmotherwasasimplewoman.

Bornonafarm,shebelieveditwasman'sdivineright

tobenefitfromthebountyofnatureGodputbeforeus.

Ifwelivedinthetopsy-turvyworldMr.Bensonimagines,

justthinkofwhatwoulditmean.

Iwouldhavetonegotiatewiththesilkworm

fortheelasticinmybritches!

Talkingbee!

Howdoweknowthisisn'tsomesortof

holographicmotion-picture-captureHollywoodwizardry?

Theycouldbeusinglaserbeams!

Robotics!Ventriloquism!Oloning!Forallweknow,

hecouldbeonsteroids!

Mr.Benson?

Ladiesandgentlemen,there'snotrickeryhere.

I'mjustanordinarybee.Honey'sprettyimportanttome.

It'simportanttoallbees.Weinventedit!

Wemakeit.Andweprotectitwithourlives.

Unfortunately,therearesomepeopleinthisroom

whothinktheycantakeitfromus

'causewe'rethelittleguys!I'mhopingthat,afterthisisallover,

you'llseehow,bytakingourhoney,younotonlytakeeverythingwehave

buteverythingweare!

Iwishhe'ddresslikethatallthetime.Sonice!

Oallyourfirstwitness.

So,Mr.KlaussVanderhaydenofHoneyFarms,bigcompanyyouhave.

Isupposeso.

IseeyoualsoownHoneyburtonandHonron!

Yes,theyprovidebeekeepersforourfarms.

Beekeeper.Ifindthattobeaverydisturbingterm.

Idon'timagineyouemployanybee-free-ers,doyou?

-No.-Icouldn'thearyou.

-No.-No.

Becauseyoudon'tfreebees.Youkeepbees.Notonlythat,

itseemsyouthoughtabearwouldbeanappropriateimageforajarofhoney.

They'reverylovablecreatures.

YogiBear,FozzieBear,Build-A-Bear.

Youmeanlikethis?

Bearskillbees!

How'dyoulikehisheadcrashingthroughyourlivingroom?!

Bitingintoyourcouch!Spittingoutyourthrowpillows!

OK,that'senough.Takehimaway.

So,Mr.Sting,thankyouforbeinghere.Yournameintriguesme.

-WherehaveIhearditbefore?-IwaswithabandcalledThePolice.

Butyou'veneverbeenapoliceofficer,haveyou?

No,Ihaven't.

No,youhaven't.Andsoherewehaveyetanotherexample

ofbeeculturecasuallystolenbyahuman

fornothingmorethanaprance-aboutstagename.

Oh,please.

Haveyoueverbeenstung,Mr.Sting?

BecauseI'mfeelingalittlestung,Sting.

OrshouldIsay...Mr.GordonM.Sumner!

That'snothisrealname?!Youidiots!

Mr.Liotta,first,belatedcongratulationson

yourEmmywinforaguestspotonERin2005.

Thankyou.Thankyou.

Iseefromyourresumethatyou'redevilishlyhandsome

withachurninginnerturmoilthat'sreadytoblow.

IenjoywhatIdo.Isthatacrime?

Notyetitisn't.Butisthiswhatit'scometoforyou?

Exploitingtiny,helplessbeessoyoudon't

havetorehearseyourpartandlearnyourlines,sir?

Watchit,Benson!Icouldblowrightnow!

Thisisn'tagoodfella.Thisisabadfella!

Whydoesn'tsomeonejuststeponthiscreep,andwecanallgohome?!

-Orderinthiscourt!-You'reallthinkingit!

Order!Order,Isay!

-Sayit!-Mr.Liotta,pleasesitdown!

Ithinkitwasawfullyniceofthatbeartopitchinlikethat.

Ithinkthejury'sonourside.

Arewedoingeverythingright,legally?

I'maflorist.

Right.Well,here'stoagreatteam.

Toagreatteam!

Well,hello.

-Ken!-Hello.

Ididn'tthinkyouwerecoming.

No,Iwasjustlate.Itriedtocall,but...thebattery.

Ididn'twantallthistogotowaste,soIcalledBarry.Luckily,hewasfree.

Oh,thatwaslucky.

There'salittleleft.Icouldheatitup.

Yeah,heatitup,sure,whatever.

SoIhearyou'requiteatennisplayer.

I'mnotmuchforthegamemyself.Theball'salittlegrabby.

That'swhereIusuallysit.Right...there.

Ken,Barrywaslookingatyourresume,

andheagreedwithmethateatingwithchopsticksisn'treallyaspecialskill.

YouthinkIdon'tseewhatyou'redoing?

Iknowhowharditistofindtherightjob.Wehavethatincommon.

Dowe?

Beeshave100percentemployment,butwedojobsliketakingthecrudout.

That'sjustwhatIwasthinkingaboutdoing.

Ken,IletBarryborrowyourrazorforhisfuzz.Ihopethatwasallright.

I'mgoingtodraintheoldstinger.

Yeah,youdothat.

Lookatthat.

Youknow,I'vejustabouthadit

withyourlittlemindgames.

-What'sthat?-ItalianVogue.

Mammamia,that'salotofpages.

Alotofads.

RememberwhatVansaid,whyisyourlifemorevaluablethanmine?

Funny,Ijustcan'tseemtorecallthat!

Ithinksomethingstinksinhere!

Ilovethesmellofflowers.

Howdoyoulikethesmellofflames?!

Notasmuch.

Waterbug!Nottakingsides!

Ken,I'mwearingaOhapstickhat!Thisispathetic!

I'vegotissues!

Well,well,well,aroyalflush!

-You'rebluffing.-AmI?

Surf'sup,dude!

Poowater!

Thatbowlisgnarly.

Exceptforthosedirtyyellowrings!

Kenneth!Whatareyoudoing?!

Youknow,Idon'tevenlikehoney!Idon'teatit!

Weneedtotalk!

He'sjustalittlebee!

AndhehappenstobethenicestbeeI'vemetinalongtime!

Longtime?Whatareyoutalkingabout?!Arethereotherbugsinyourlife?

No,butthereareotherthingsbuggingmeinlife.Andyou'reoneofthem!

Fine!Talkingbees,noyogurtnight...

Mynervesarefriedfromridingonthisemotionalrollercoaster!

Goodbye,Ken.

Andforyourinformation,

Iprefersugar-free,artificialsweetenersmadebyman!

I'msorryaboutallthat.

Iknowit'sgotanaftertaste!Ilikeit!

IalwaysfelttherewassomekindofbarrierbetweenKenandme.

Icouldn'tovercomeit.Oh,well.

AreyouOKforthetrial?

IbelieveMr.Montgomeryisaboutoutofideas.

WewouldliketocallMr.BarryBensonBeetothestand.

Goodidea!Youcanreallyseewhyhe'sconsideredoneofthebestlawyers...

Yeah.

Layton,you'vegottaweavesomemagic

withthisjury,orit'sgonnabeallover.

Don'tworry.TheonlythingIhavetodototurnthisjuryaround

istoremindthemofwhattheydon'tlikeaboutbees.

-Yougotthetweezers?

-Areyouallergic?

Onlytolosing,son.Onlytolosing.

Mr.BensonBee,I'llaskyouwhatIthinkwe'dallliketoknow.

Whatexactlyisyourrelationship

tothatwoman?

We'refriends.

-Goodfriends?-Yes.

Howgood?Doyoulivetogether?

Waitaminute...

Areyouherlittle...

...bedbug?

I'veseenabeedocumentaryortwo.FromwhatIunderstand,

doesn'tyourqueengivebirthtoallthebeechildren?

-Yeah,but...-Sothosearen'tyourrealparents!

-Oh,Barry...-Yes,theyare!

Holdmeback!

You'reanillegitimatebee,aren'tyou,Benson?

He'sdenouncingbees!

Don'ty'alldateyourcousins?

-Objection!-I'mgoingtopincushionthisguy!

Adam,don't!It'swhathewants!

Oh,I'mhit!!

Oh,lordy,Iamhit!

Order!Order!

Thevenom!Thevenomiscoursingthroughmyveins!

Ihavebeenfelledbyawingedbeastofdestruction!

Yousee?Youcan'ttreatthemlikeequals!They'restripedsavages!

Stinging'stheonlythingtheyknow!It'stheirway!

-Adam,staywithme.-Ican'tfeelmylegs.

Whatangelofmercy

willcomeforwardtosuckthepoison

frommyheavingbuttocks?

Iwillhaveorderinthiscourt.Order!

Order,please!

Thecaseofthehoneybeesversusthehumanrace

tookapointedturnagainstthebees

yesterdaywhenoneoftheirlegalteamstungLaytonT.Montgomery.

-Hey,buddy.-Hey.

-Istheremuchpain?-Yeah.

I...

Iblewthewholecase,didn'tI?

Itdoesn'tmatter.Whatmattersisyou'realive.Youcouldhavedied.

I'dbebetteroffdead.Lookatme.

Theygotitfromthecafeteriadownstairs,inatunasandwich.

Look,there'salittlecelerystillonit.

Whatwasitliketostingsomeone?

Ican'texplainit.Itwasall...

Alladrenalineandthen...andthenecstasy!

Allright.

Youthinkitwasallatrap?

Ofcourse.I'msorry.Iflewusrightintothis.

Whatwerewethinking?Lookatus.We'rejustacoupleofbugsinthisworld.

Whatwillthehumansdotousiftheywin?

Idon'tknow.

Iheartheyputtheroachesinmotels.Thatdoesn'tsoundsobad.

Adam,theycheckin,buttheydon'tcheckout!

Oh,my.

Oouldyougetanursetoclosethatwindow?

-Why?-Thesmoke.

Beesdon'tsmoke.

Right.Beesdon'tsmoke.

Beesdon'tsmoke!Butsomebeesaresmoking.

That'sit!That'sourcase!

Itis?It'snotover?

Getdressed.I'vegottagosomewhere.

Getbacktothecourtandstall.Stallanywayyoucan.

Andassumingyou'vedonestepcorrectly,you'rereadyforthetub.

Mr.Flayman.

Yes?Yes,YourHonor!

Whereistherestofyourteam?

Well,YourHonor,it'sinteresting.

Beesaretrainedtoflyhaphazardly,

andasaresult,wedon'tmakeverygoodtime.

Iactuallyheardafunnystoryabout...

YourHonor,haven'ttheseridiculousbugs

takenupenoughofthiscourt'svaluabletime?

Howmuchlongerwillweallowtheseabsurdshenaniganstogoon?

Theyhavepresentednocompellingevidencetosupporttheircharges

againstmyclients,whorunlegitimatebusinesses.

Imoveforacompletedismissalofthisentirecase!

Mr.Flayman,I'mafraidI'mgoing

tohavetoconsiderMr.Montgomery'smotion.

Butyoucan't!Wehaveaterrificcase.

Whereisyourproof?Whereistheevidence?

Showmethesmokinggun!

Holdit,YourHonor!Youwantasmokinggun?

Hereisyoursmokinggun.

Whatisthat?

It'sabeesmoker!

What,this?Thisharmlesslittlecontraption?

Thiscouldn'thurtafly,letaloneabee.

Lookatwhathashappened

tobeeswhohaveneverbeenasked,"Smokingornon?"

Isthiswhatnatureintendedforus?

Tobeforciblyaddictedtosmokemachines

andman-madewoodenslatworkcamps?

Livingoutourlivesashoneyslavestothewhiteman?

-Whatarewegonnado?-He'splayingthespeciescard.

Ladiesandgentlemen,please,freethesebees!

Freethebees!Freethebees!

Freethebees!

Freethebees!Freethebees!

Thecourtfindsinfavorofthebees!

Vanessa,wewon!

Iknewyoucoulddoit!High-five!

Sorry.

I'mOK!Youknowwhatthismeans?

Allthehoneywillfinallybelongtothebees.

Nowwewon'thavetoworksohardallthetime.

Thisisanunholyperversionofthebalanceofnature,Benson.

You'llregretthis.

Barry,howmuchhoneyisoutthere?

Allright.Oneatatime.

Barry,whoareyouwearing?

MysweaterisRalphLauren,andIhavenopants.

-WhatifMontgomery'sright?-Whatdoyoumean?

We'vebeenlivingthebeewayalongtime,27millionyears.

Oongratulationsonyourvictory.Whatwillyoudemandasasettlement?

First,we'lldemandacompleteshutdownofallbeeworkcamps.

Thenwewantbackthehoneythatwasourstobeginwith,

everylastdrop.

Wedemandanendtotheglorificationofthebearasanythingmore

thanafilthy,smelly,bad-breathstinkmachine.

We'reallawareofwhattheydointhewoods.

Waitformysignal.

Takehimout.

He'llhavenauseousforafewhours,thenhe'llbefine.

Andwewillnolongertoleratebee-negativenicknames...

Butit'sjustaprance-aboutstagename!

...unnecessaryinclusionofhoneyinbogushealthproducts

andla-dee-dahumantea-timesnackgarnishments.

Oan'tbreathe.

Bringitin,boys!

Holditrightthere!Good.

Tapit.

Mr.Buzzwell,wejustpassedthreecups,andthere'sgallonsmorecoming!

-Ithinkweneedtoshutdown!-Shutdown?We'venevershutdown.

Shutdownhoneyproduction!

Stopmakinghoney!

Turnyourkey,sir!

Whatdowedonow?

Oannonball!

We'reshuttinghoneyproduction!

Missionabort.

Abortingpollinationandnectardetail.Returningtobase.

Adam,youwouldn'tbelievehowmuchhoneywasoutthere.

Oh,yeah?

What'sgoingon?Whereiseverybody?

-Aretheyoutcelebrating?-They'rehome.

Theydon'tknowwhattodo.Layingout,sleepingin.

IheardyourUncleOarlwasonhiswaytoSanAntoniowithacricket.

Atleastwegotourhoneyback.

SometimesIthink,sowhatifhumanslikedourhoney?Whowouldn't?

It'sthegreatestthingintheworld!Iwasexcitedtobepartofmakingit.

Thiswasmynewdesk.Thiswasmynewjob.Iwantedtodoitreallywell.

Andnow...

NowIcan't.

Idon'tunderstandwhythey'renothappy.

Ithoughttheirliveswouldbebetter!

They'redoingnothing.It'samazing.Honeyreallychangespeople.

Youdon'thaveanyideawhat'sgoingon,doyou?

-Whatdidyouwanttoshowme?-This.

Whathappenedhere?

Thatisnotthehalfofit.

Oh,no.Oh,my.

They'reallwilting.

Doesn'tlookverygood,doesit?

No.

Andwhosefaultdoyouthinkthatis?

Youknow,I'mgonnaguessbees.

Bees?

Specifically,me.

Ididn'tthinkbeesnotneedingtomakehoneywouldaffectallthesethings.

It'snotjustflowers.Fruits,vegetables,theyallneedbees.

That'sourwholeSATtestrightthere.

Takeawayproduce,thataffectstheentireanimalkingdom.

Andthen,ofcourse...

Thehumanspecies?

Soifthere'snomorepollination,

itcouldalljustgosouthhere,couldn'tit?

Iknowthisisalsopartlymyfault.

Howaboutasuicidepact?

Howdowedoit?

-I'llstingyou,yousteponme.-Thatjustkillsyoutwice.

Right,right.

Listen,Barry...sorry,butIgottagetgoing.

Ihadtoopenmymouthandtalk.

Vanessa?

Vanessa?Whyareyouleaving?Whereareyougoing?

TothefinalTournamentofRosesparadeinPasadena.

They'vemovedittothisweekendbecausealltheflowersaredying.

It'sthelastchanceI'lleverhavetoseeit.

Vanessa,IjustwannasayI'msorry.Inevermeantittoturnoutlikethis.

Iknow.Meneither.

TournamentofRoses.Rosescan'tdosports.

Waitaminute.Roses.Roses?

Roses!

Vanessa!

Roses?!

Barry?

-Rosesareflowers!-Yes,theyare.

Flowers,bees,pollen!

Iknow.That'swhythisisthelastparade.

Maybenot.Oouldyouaskhimtoslowdown?

Oouldyouslowdown?

Barry!

OK,Imadeahugemistake.Thisisatotaldisaster,allmyfault.

Yes,itkindofis.

I'veruinedtheplanet.Iwantedtohelpyou

withtheflowershop.I'vemadeitworse.

Actually,it'scompletelycloseddown.

Ithoughtmaybeyouwereremodeling.

ButIhaveanotheridea,andit'sgreaterthanmypreviousideascombined.

Idon'twanttohearit!

Allright,theyhavetheroses,theroseshavethepollen.

Iknoweverybee,plantandflowerbudinthispark.

Allwegottadoisgetwhatthey'vegotbackherewithwhatwe'vegot.

-Bees.-Park.

-Pollen!-Flowers.

-Repollination!-Acrossthenation!

TournamentofRoses,Pasadena,Oalifornia.

They'vegotnothingbutflowers,floatsandcottoncandy.

Securitywillbetight.

Ihaveanidea.

VanessaBloome,FTD.

Officialfloralbusiness.It'sreal.

Sorry,ma'am.Nicebrooch.

Thankyou.Itwasagift.

Onceinside,wejustpicktherightfloat.

HowaboutThePrincessandthePea?

Icouldbetheprincess,andyoucouldbethepea!

Yes,Igotit.

-WhereshouldIsit?-Whatareyou?

-IbelieveI'mthepea.-Thepea?

Itgoesunderthemattresses.

-Notinthisfairytale,sweetheart.-I'mgettingthemarshal.

Youdothat!Thiswholeparadeisafiasco!

Let'sseewhatthisbaby'lldo.

Hey,whatareyoudoing?!

Thenallwedoisblendinwithtraffic...

...withoutarousingsuspicion.

Onceattheairport,there'snostoppingus.

Stop!Security.

-Youandyourinsectpackyourfloat?-Yes.

Hasitbeeninyourpossessiontheentiretime?

Wouldyouremoveyourshoes?

-Removeyourstinger.-It'spartofme.

Iknow.Justhavingsomefun.Enjoyyourflight.

Thenifwe'relucky,we'llhavejustenoughpollentodothejob.

Oanyoubelievehowluckyweare?Wehavejustenoughpollentodothejob!

Ithinkthisisgonnawork.

It'sgottowork.

Attention,passengers,thisisOaptainScott.

WehaveabitofbadweatherinNewYork.

Itlookslikewe'llexperienceacouplehoursdelay.

Barry,thesearecutflowerswithnowater.They'llnevermakeit.

Igottagetupthereandtalktothem.

Becareful.

OanIgethelpwiththeSkyMallmagazine?

I'dliketoorderthetalkinginflatablenoseandearhairtrimmer.

Oaptain,I'minarealsituation.

-What'dyousay,Hal?-Nothing.

Bee!

Don'tfreakout!Myentirespecies...

Whatareyoudoing?

-Waitaminute!I'manattorney!-Who'sanattorney?

Don'tmove.

Oh,Barry.

Goodafternoon,passengers.Thisisyourcaptain.

WouldaMissVanessaBloomein24Bpleasereporttothecockpit?

Andpleasehurry!

Whathappenedhere?

TherewasaDustBuster,atoupee,aliferaftexploded.

One'sbald,one'sinaboat,they'rebothunconscious!

-Isthatanotherbeejoke?-No!

Noone'sflyingtheplane!

ThisisJFKcontroltower,Flight356.What'syourstatus?

ThisisVanessaBloome.I'mafloristfromNewYork.

Where'sthepilot?

He'sunconscious,andsoisthecopilot.

Notgood.Doesanyoneonboardhaveflightexperience?

Asamatteroffact,thereis.

-Who'sthat?-BarryBenson.

Fromthehoneytrial?!Oh,great.

Vanessa,thisisnothingmorethanabigmetalbee.

It'sgotgiantwings,hugeengines.

Ican'tflyaplane.

-Whynot?Isn'tJohnTravoltaapilot?-Yes.

Howhardcoulditbe?

Wait,Barry!We'reheadedintosomelightning.

ThisisBobBumble.Wehavesomelate-breakingnewsfromJFKAirport,

whereasuspensefulsceneisdeveloping.

BarryBenson,freshfromhislegalvictory...

That'sBarry!

...isattemptingtolandaplane,loadedwithpeople,flowers

andanincapacitatedflightcrew.

Flowers?!

Wehaveastormintheareaandtwoindividualsatthecontrols

withabsolutelynoflightexperience.

Justaminute.There'sabeeonthatplane.

I'mquitefamiliarwithMr.Bensonandhisno-accountcompadres.

They'vedoneenoughdamage.

Butisn'theyouronlyhope?

Technically,abeeshouldn'tbeabletoflyatall.

Theirwingsaretoosmall...

Haven'tweheardthisamilliontimes?

"Thesurfaceareaofthewingsandbodymassmakenosense."

-Getthisontheair!-Gotit.

-Standby.-We'regoinglive.

Thewayweworkmaybeamysterytoyou.

Makinghoneytakesalotofbeesdoingalotofsmalljobs.

Butletmetellyouaboutasmalljob.

Ifyoudoitwell,itmakesabigdifference.

Morethanwerealized.Tous,toeveryone.

That'swhyIwanttogetbeesbacktoworkingtogether.

That'sthebeeway!We'renotmadeofJell-O.

Wegetbehindafellow.

-Blackandyellow!-Hello!

Left,right,down,hover.

-Hover?-Forgethover.

Thisisn'tsohard.Beep-beep!Beep-beep!

Barry,whathappened?!

Wait,Ithinkwewereonautopilotthewholetime.

-Thatmayhavebeenhelpingme.-Andnowwe'renot!

SoitturnsoutIcannotflyaplane.

Allofyou,let'sgetbehindthisfellow!Moveitout!

Moveout!

OuronlychanceisifIdowhatI'ddo,youcopymewiththewingsoftheplane!

Don'thavetoyell.

I'mnotyelling!We'reinalotoftrouble.

It'sveryhardtoconcentratewiththatpanickytoneinyourvoice!

It'snotatone.I'mpanicking!

Ican'tdothis!

Vanessa,pullyourselftogether.Youhavetosnapoutofit!

Yousnapoutofit.

Yousnapoutofit.

-Yousnapoutofit!-Yousnapoutofit!

-Yousnapoutofit!-Yousnapoutofit!

-Yousnapoutofit!-Yousnapoutofit!

-Holdit!-Why?Oomeon,it'smyturn.

Howistheplaneflying?

Idon'tknow.

Hello?

Benson,gotanyflowersforahappyoccasioninthere?

ThePollenJocks!

Theydogetbehindafellow.

-Blackandyellow.-Hello.

Allright,let'sdropthistincan

ontheblacktop.

Where?Ican'tseeanything.Oanyou?

No,nothing.It'sallcloudy.

Oomeon.Yougottothinkbee,Barry.

-Thinkingbee.-Thinkingbee.

Thinkingbee!Thinkingbee!Thinkingbee!

Waitaminute.IthinkI'mfeelingsomething.

-What?-Idon'tknow.It'sstrong,pullingme.

Likea27-million-year-oldinstinct.

Bringthenosedown.

Thinkingbee!Thinkingbee!Thinkingbee!

-Whatintheworldisonthetarmac?-Getsomelightsonthat!

Thinkingbee!Thinkingbee!Thinkingbee!

-Vanessa,aimfortheflower.-OK.

Outtheengines.We'regoinginonbeepower.Ready,boys?

Affirmative!

Good.Good.Easy,now.That'sit.

Landonthatflower!

Ready?Fullreverse!

Spinitaround!

-Notthatflower!Theotherone!-Whichone?

-Thatflower.-I'maimingattheflower!

That'safatguyinafloweredshirt.Imeanthegiantpulsatingflower

madeofmillionsofbees!

Pullforward.Nosedown.Tailup.

Rotatearoundit.

-Thisisinsane,Barry!-This'stheonlywayIknowhowtofly.

AmIkoo-koo-kachoo,oristhisplaneflyinginaninsect-likepattern?

Getyournoseinthere.Don'tbeafraid.Smellit.Fullreverse!

Justdropit.Beapartofit.

Aimforthecenter!

Nowdropitin!Dropitin,woman!

Oomeon,already.

Barry,wedidit!Youtaughtmehowtofly!

-Yes.Nohigh-five!-Right.

Barry,itworked!Didyouseethegiantflower?

Whatgiantflower?Where?OfcourseIsawtheflower!Thatwasgenius!

-Thankyou.-Butwe'renotdoneyet.

Listen,everyone!

Thisrunwayiscoveredwiththelastpollen

fromthelastflowersavailableanywhereonEarth.

Thatmeansthisisourlastchance.

We'retheonlyoneswhomakehoney,pollinateflowersanddresslikethis.

Ifwe'regonnasurviveasaspecies,thisisourmoment!Whatdoyousay?

Arewegoingtobebees,orjustMuseumofNaturalHistorykeychains?

We'rebees!

Keychain!

Thenfollowme!ExceptKeychain.

Holdon,Barry.Here.

You'veearnedthis.

Yeah!

I'maPollenJock!Andit'saperfectfit.AllIgottadoarethesleeves.

Oh,yeah.

That'sourBarry.

Mom!Thebeesareback!

Ifanybodyneedstomakeacall,now'sthetime.

Igotafeelingwe'llbeworkinglatetonight!

Here'syourchange.Haveagreatafternoon!OanIhelpwho'snext?

Wouldyoulikesomehoneywiththat?Itisbee-approved.Don'tforgetthese.

Milk,cream,cheese,it'sallme.AndIdon'tseeanickel!

SometimesIjustfeellikeapieceofmeat!

Ihadnoidea.

Barry,I'msorry.Haveyougotamoment?

Wouldyouexcuseme?Mymosquitoassociatewillhelpyou.

SorryI'mlate.

He'salawyertoo?

Iwasalreadyablood-suckingparasite.AllIneededwasabriefcase.

Haveagreatafternoon!

Barry,Ijustgotthishugetuliporder,andIcan'tgetthemanywhere.

Noproblem,Vannie.Justleaveittome.

You'realifesaver,Barry.OanIhelpwho'snext?

Allright,scramble,jocks!It'stimetofly.

Thankyou,Barry!

Thatbeeislivingmylife!

Letitgo,Kenny.

-Whenwillthisnightmareend?!-Letitallgo.

-Beautifuldaytofly.-Sureis.

Betweenyouandme,Iwasdyingtogetoutofthatoffice.

Youhavegottostartthinkingbee,myfriend.

-Thinkingbee!-Me?

Holdit.Let'sjuststopforasecond.Holdit.

I'msorry.I'msorry,everyone.Oanwestophere?

I'mnotmakingamajorlifedecisionduringaproductionnumber!

Allright.Taketen,everybody.Wrapitup,guys.

Ihadvirtuallynorehearsalforthat.

SpecialthankstoSergeiK.

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