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DEA~ GOD,HE'S GONE
BE~SERK.OPeNTHAT 00011, MAN:
NOW, YOUWHIMP£~ING 1I,"TLE SMEAROF SLIME, "M GOING TO
ASK YOU POLITELY .rUSTONE MO~E TIME ...
WELL, IT'SGAltI$H, UGLY,.AND DERELICTSHAVE USEO IT
Fa. ATOILET.
THE RI~SAJl€DILAPIDATED TO THE"
POINT OF- EJE1NGLE1'NAL• ....ND COULD
EA:$ILY MAIM OR' 1(1u..INNOCENT LITTLE
CHILDREN.
JEEZI H.....ve TOGO.I '"lAVE TO GO
.....ND STANOUP TH€iC'E. AND
N080DY LAUGHS•.....ND YOU THINK.
YOU THINK I ...
1 {)UNNO. I. IGOT NE~\lOUS AND
MESSED UP .....PUNCHLINE.
I DON'T MEANTO TAKE ITour ON you.YOU'RE SUH$UFFER'INGENOUGH, BEINGNlAR'RfEO TO
A LOSER.
IT'S TRuE. • CAN'TSUPPORT you. onJEANNIE. WHAT AR'EWE GOING TO DO?
SHE COMES ourINTO THE HALLWAYTO SCOWL AT MEeVElZ'Y TIME I GO
UPSTAIRS.
JUNIOR WON'T BEHERE FOil ANOTHeR'THIrEE MONTHS, AND
I THINK NlKS.BURICISSWILL LET THE RENT
60 A LITTLELONGe~. SHE FEELS
SOggy FOR: ME.
""KNOW, I'M POSITIVE VOWWON'T KEGIrET THISPUl~'CHASE_ THE PLACE ISN'TTIo/AT DILAPIOATE-D. SOMEOF THESE- KI/:}ES A~E
STILL P~ETTV
.sTUROY,.,
•.• AND THEN, OFCOU~E, I'VE VETTO SECU2€ NtYAV4/N ATTKACTfQN.
OH, VOU'IlE SO IlIGHT,
TI-lANKS TO YOUR: SMOOTHSALESMANSHIP AND VOU~
SILVER TONGUE VOU· ....ECOMPLETELY .sOL/:} MEON THE Pl.ACE. LET'S
SHAKE ON IT,
I HATE WHENEVER wE JAfL HIM, ITHIS. THINK ~ F't..EA5E 600, KEEP
HIM THERE.· THEN HEESCAPES AND WE ALL SIT crauNDHOPING HE WON'T DO ANYTHINGTOO AWFUL THIS TIME.
HEH.LOOt<AT TNfS ONE.Ftli!:ST TIME THEV ",:;:!...~NlET. NOW WHATYEAR' WAS THAT?
ClAD, JUST ONCECOULD YOU L~VEYOU~ WOIi!:K AT 'THE
OFFfCE AND REl.AK?I MADE YOU
COCOA.
:SADLY,OUR'VENUEWASN'T BUfLT
WITH THE:DlSASLEO
IN MIND.
BUT DON'TW'OR'R'Y ... I'LLTAKE SOIYIE.:SNAPSHOTSTO ~E-ttfNC1HIM OF YOU.
MIND YOU, I CAN'TSAv MUCH FORTHE VOLUME'S
CONOfTlON.
t MEAN, THEIlE'S AHOLE IN THE ,JACKET
AND THE SPINEAPPEA~S TO BE
DAMAGED.
V'SEE •••V·SEE, I t-lAVETO PROVE MYSELF. ASA HU$BANP, AND,AND AS A FATHER!
I MEAN, I, WELL,I WOULDN'T BE
POING THIS SOIi!TOF THING IF, IF IT
WASN'T SOMETHING/MPORTANT.
50, LIKE,TO A.SOLLITELY'
GUAR'ANTE~ NOBODVCON",eCT5 VOu WITH
THe R'O.BE~Y•••
IT'S L'I(E, I BEGANAS A t.AtJ A<S'$I$TANT,2'GHT? WAS A GOOD30tJ. lEAL GOOD
J09.
50. WHAT I 17117,I QUIT TO BECOME
A COI'r4EPIAN. , WASSOSIJRE. SO SUR'E I
HAD TALENT.
WEAI2'ING •• ? S~6UT
THER'EAilE NO EYE-SLIT'S.I WON'T BE ABLf:
TO SEE.
THEilE'S THESELENSES 0' R'ED TWOWAY IMltll'OR GLA~$SET INTOI~ PJlETTY
$MAR:T STU~F,.
I2'IGHT?
I, I OU#.I"'O. THAT MASK ...ISN'T IT THE ONE THAT~EPHOOC' GUY WEAR'SWHO I<'AIDED THAT ICE
COMPANY LASTMONTH?
,'M AFI<'AID HEI<'lEG6 A~E. COMPLETELY
uSELESS,
THEY DIDN'TTELL YOU?
HE'DlZ"EMOVED HER
CtOTHING AFTE~
SHOOTiNG ~ER.WE, Wh .••
WELL, WEFOUND A LENt;
CAP ON THE FLOORTHAT DIDN'T FIT ANY(AME~A IN THE: PLACE:.WE: BELIEVE: THAT, l-It1t1 ...
:SOME WOMAN INNA:SAME: YOGA CLASS ASMISS 60~OONFOUNt:>
HER', NAME OFCOLLEEN ~EECE.
5H.FOUND THE, Un,VICTIM, IN A
STATE: OF" UNDlZ"ESS, BUTOTHElZ"WI:SE THE:
PLACE WASEMPTY. THECOMMI:SSIONE~
WAS,.,
"(OU'~E
DOING WHATANY :SANE MAN INYOU~ AWALLING
CU;!'CUMS"TANCESWOULD DO.
REMEhlBE/?? OHH, I WOULDN'T DOTHAT.' I<:EMEMBERING'S OA"'6E~OtJS., FIND THE PAST :SI-lCH A MlORRYfN6,
ANXIOUS PLACE ...~_-_
MEMOR'V'S SO T~EACH
E~OU5. ONE MOMENTYOU'RE: LOST IN ACAR:NIVA{. OF PEU6HTS,wrTH POl0NANT CHILDHOOD AROMAS, THEFLASH ING NEON OFPUBE~TY, ALL THAT5ENTIME-NiAL CANOY
FlO:$$ •.•
l.ISTEN: TONIGHT,WEAR A SUIT AND
BOW TIE. IT'SA KINDA TRAPEMAIlK WITH THIS
REP HOOP8US'N€SS.
Uh, LISTEN.WHAT,
WHAT,WHAT'S
THEpg08LEMHERE 7
I ...
OF COURSE: THAT'SWHAT JEANNIE WILL
EXPECT ME TO WEAli!'.FOl<! THE NIGHT
CLUB. IT'S~- PERFECT:
I MEAN, THE WOgSTPAIlT, LVING TO.TEANNIE, THAT'SOVER. SHE, SHETHINKS' HAVE ACLUB ENGAGEMENT
C;:;:;;;T;O;N;.;JGHT."
NO REASON WHY:SHE SHOULDI'.l'T
KEEP lZlGHT ONTHINKING
THAT._--
\..lSTEN, , HATE TO BREAK ITTO YOU LIKE THIS. IT WAS AMItLION TO ONE ACClPENTfTHEY HAVE FULL peTAItSwAITING FOIC" YOU AT THE
1r1l>_HOSPIr "'4L. •
YEAH. HEY,LISTEN, MAN,
YOU PI<'06ABLYWANNA 6E LEFTALON~ I<'IGHT
NOW, H ..h?WE'LL SEEYOU HEI<'ETONIGHT,
OKAY?
A-A -AH! HEADSUP. COMMrS'510NElC"!NO FAJll HIDINGVQUrl EYES ON THEGHOfST TRAIN, YOLl
OLD FRAIPYCAT.'
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011. I KNOW...YOU'rlE CONFUSEP.YOU'rlE F~/GHTEN~P.
WHO WOUL&>N'r BE?¥OU'lZe IN A HELL, .~~O§iii'"OF A :SITUATION.'
,TUST 60 LOO-OO~OO"'Y. liKe "'p"j ACfPCA$UAl.TY, OR' A IMOO-OO-NfE. Crt APR'EACHEA" ON T.V. WHEN THE HUMAN
..... RACE WEAR'S AN ANXIOUSFACE. WHEN -, THE
I BOMB HANGS 'O\lE2HEAD.WHEN YOUllKID TUllNS !5Lue.IT WON'T WOllrlY 'vou. vow
';'...~;'I; CAN SMILE ANDr, \ NOD IN5TEAD~
WHEN YOU'lieE lOO·OO-OONY,THEN YOU JU6T DON'T
61VE A FIG...
GOD, HOW TAKE.IJO~ING! HIM
THE MAN'S A AWAYCOMPLETE AND PUT
TURNIP. HIM INr::::::c-:-:::::-:~_ HIS CAGE.
PEIlHAPS HE'LL GET ALITTLE UVELIER ONCEHE'S HAP A CHANCE
TO THINK HISSITUATION
OVER."
AHH.' HEllE. THEV AR'ENOW! MV GOOONESS,THAT'S &OME GHOST
TllAIN ••.
tWAS, 1 WAS .J"UST yeAH,RENlENlBE~/NG·.· YEAH.
"nnJDr-r-';-;' I UseD TO WALK NOW PUTII Al.ONG H~Jre ON THE THIS
WAY TO WO~K EACH SUCt<ElZMOIt"'ING... Ot.l. MAN.
~.......,.,.",~ AN' SHUTUP.
SUIZE.SUI/:'ETHING. V'KNOW...
THIS FEEl.SKINDA
WEIIlU. l.IKEA "REAM.
I KEEPIZEMEMSEI2ING
JEANNIE •. ·
THEY•••THEY MUST HA.....eAI.TEIlEP THINGSSINCE I LEFT ._,
0"JE$U5:WHICHWAY ISIT? HOWDO WE60T
OUT'?
Aw HELL.Aw HELL •••
YOU 6UY,s ...YOU PON'TWANT ME.YOU WANTHIM. HE'STHE lZINGLEADER:.HE'S THE"EP
HOOP."
MUIlPH.l GET 'SOME.MEN OVt:lt TO THE.
REAIl BAY.s. WEGOT TH E" /:TEO
HOOOMOB INHERE.
AAUGH. "M STINGING.ITCHING. MY FACE. MYHANDS ... 50METHING INTHE WATEK? 0t1 JESUS.
IT BIJi(NS .•.Ir_~
6(:T THIS5TUP,D HOOP Of'F.GET IT OFF 50
I CAN ..."u
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WHO CANBLAME THEM"?
IN A WOlZlD A5PSYCHOTIC AS THIS...
HE ... HE :SHOT 8AKBAKA.:SHOWED Me PH- PHOTO
(jIi!APHS .•.
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I MEAN, WHAT IS IT WITH you? WHATMAPE YOU WHAT YOU ARE?
GllI:LFIlIE:NDKILLeD BY THEMOB, MAYBE?
81l0THEil CAlI:VeDUP BY SOME
MLJGGER?
WHEN ISAW WHAT ABLACK, AWFUL JOKETHE:. WOll:LD WAS, lWENT CIlAZY AS ACOOT: I AOMIT IT!
DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIl16GEIZEPTHE LAST WOI<'LD WAlI:? ANAIZGUME:.NT OVEIC' HOW MANYTELEGRAPH POLES 6EI<'MANY
OWED ITS WAR PEBTClI:EDITOllh:
SOMETHINGL.IKE THATHAPPENED TOMe, YOU KNOW.I,,, I'M NOTExACTLYtSU~E WHATIT WAS. 50h1E'TIME5 ,IZ"EMEMBEI<' ITONE WAY,50McTIME5ANOTHEIt.•.
INCIDENTALLV, I SPOKE TOCOMMI5:$IONE~ OORDONBEFORE I CAME IN HEl<'"E.
HE'S FINE.
DO VOU LlN&!EI?STAN&!?I DON'T WANT TO HUitTYOU. I DON'T WANTEITHER OF US TO eND
UP KILLING TMEOTMER",.,
IT DOE:SN'THAVE TO ENDliKE THAT, IDON'T KNOWWHAT IT WASTHAT 6ENTYOUP: LIFEOUT OFSHAPE,BUT
WHOKNOWS?
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MAVBE: IT ALL HIN6e5 ONTONIGHT. MA'fBE TMIS 15OU~ LAST CHANCE TO .:SO~TTHIS 8LOODY MES:> OUT.
IF YOU DON'T TAKEIT, THEN WE'R:E LOCKED
ONTO A SUICIPECOU~SE.
HE SAVS"WH·WHA1' DO
YOU 1'HINK , AM?CJ?AZY?"
HE SA"$., HEY! I HAvE
M'f FLA5HLIGHTWITH ME: 1'l.L
SHINE; IT AClZOSSTHE GAP 6ETWEEN
THE: BUILcnN6S.YOU CAN WALlo<ALONG THE BEAM
A"'P ;rOINME!"