Why The Emperor’s New Groove is literally the best shit ever

By tumblr user i-never-liked-your-spinach-puffs

here comes the comic sans

but not really literally don’t be gross

PART ONE

KUZCO IS THE BEST PRINCESSdoes it look like he gives a shit

Sassy since 1447 B.C

majestic motherfucker

is that Elton JohnTulio and Miguel will not be happy about this

DAT SASS

The Groove is real

• It’s a fukin tangible thing ok• Don’t throw that shit off

just watch the first 15 min of the movie ok

The emperor’s new twerk

Yzma and Kronk• Bad ass extraordinaires• Tired of Kuzco’s shit(mostly Yzma)

Kronk is everyone’s bby

she’s like those tumblr users who refer to everyone as peasants

He does his own theme music ok

“proof that dinosaurs once roamed the earth” fuk you Kuzco I’m done with your shit accuracy

She’s the Regina

George of the Incan Empire

stahp it

THE LEVER• For some reason Yzma can’t pull that shit herself• Kronk usually does a poor ass job at it(it’s ok bby we all still

love you)• Leads to the secret meth lab

If you didn’t want to ride the shit out of this as a kid right now you are lying

Elaborate ass roller coaster

I literally cannot stress how fukin epic this is so I’m gonna move on

Llama Foreshadowing

• Ok you know this maufuka is going to be a damn llama from the get go

Llama comb my ass

The plant that Yzma throws the potion into at dinner TURNS INTO A FUCKING LLAMA CACTUS

He even dances like a llama

Not foolin anyone with this shitOr maybe you knew from the trailer idk

Pacha

• Such a sweetheart• Deals with Kuzco’s shit• Has a kickass family

U go chicha

That’s not necessary

Def thought Llama Kuzco was some trippy ass demon spawn

This ain’t no Supernatural(sorry Sam and Dean)

Consoles Kuzco through post traumatic llama syndrome

Plot Holes(or lack thereof)

• Shit happens in this movie that no one can explain• Not even the writers• Not even the characters• No one seems to give a fuck either

Shit I’m getting lazy

The Red Sharpie

If I have to explain this to younevermindI’m not

see wat I did there

That concludes part one

• I’m tired and I’m supposed to be doing hw• I put a lot of work into this shit • Screenshotting the whole damn movie• Should I continue? Are you tired of my shit?• Let me know by reblogging or whatever

fuk that

Thanks for watching!