Morbi Posuere

DONALD FAGEN

FALL 2014

FURNITURE COLLECTION

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CONCRETE

Sit on this.

I never have guests over, but when I do, I like to make sure they feel as uncomfortable and as unwelcome as possible. You can often find me vacationing in Miami Beach, Florida, but believe me when I tell you that I find the sun and sand uninspiring. I

believe the pieces in my collection accurately represent my worldview, attitude, and artistic values.

A. HIS AND HERS SQUARE CHAIRS These chairs come in a pair, and are a metaphor for the human companionship we all supposedly seek. I sit in my chair and try to more perfectly redefine the word “ennui”. I remember seeing my wife sit in hers once.

B. COUNTDOWN TO ECSTASY LOUNGE CHAIR Chinese music always sets me free, and so does this dynamic chair. It is the centerpiece of my collection.

$55,000 (2-piece set)

$11,000 C. WRITER’S BLOCK

A personal favorite. I sit at this desk and drink Scotch whisky all night long when I’m experiencing writer’s block. Yes, even I, Donald Fagen, get writer’s block.

$24,000 (desk and chair)

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GRUMPY UNCOMFORTABLE BLEAK

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This is, for me, the essence of true

romance. Make love to your woman, languid

and bittersweet.

Learn to work the saxophone.

Drink the Cuervo Gold. Smoke the fine Colombian.

Read my new book, “Eminent Hipsters”.

Enjoy reelin’ in the years the same way I, Donald Fagen, do.

-Donald Fagen, 2014

Ut ultrices ornare lectus. Maecenas a est blandit mi semper A. BED

This is an exact replica of the bed I have in my mansion Upstate. The built-in side table is big enough for a warm glass of milk, a copy of “Naked Lunch,” and a melodica. It has no pillows, no sheets, no nothin’. Just the way I like it. Gonna lay down in it ‘til I satisfy my soul. Make tonight (and every night) a wonderful thing and get one for yourself.

$34,000

C. KAMAKIRIAD My highly efficient design for this bench came from Japanese influences. It comes with a pillow.

$6,900

B. OM & OUCH COUCH

I reached enlightenment on a couch just like this at an art museum in Beverly Hills. I guess that made me forget how uncomfortable it was.

(item # XXXX) $000.00

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RUDE UNCOMFORTABLE LONELY

$3,000

To order, please call: 1 (800) – DEACONBLUES

Do NOT call, text, email, or write Donald Fagen at his mansion Upstate.

All orders over $100,000 come with a complimentary “Not Welcome” door mat. Think of it as Donald’s gift to you.