Dem Bones
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Please come in, the party will begin very soon. Knock on the door and enter. Please take a seat And the entertainment will begin with our Comedian “Dem Bones”.
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Please come in, the party will begin very soon.Knock on the door and enter. Please take a seat
And the entertainment will begin with our Comedian “Dem Bones”.
“Dem Bones
”.
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Q: Who won the skeleton beauty contest? A: No body
Q: What do skeletons say before they begin dining? A: Bone appetit !
Q: Why didn't the skeleton dance at the Halloween party? A: It had no body to dance with.
Q: What type of art do skeletons like? A: Skull tures
Q: What did the skeleton say when his brother told a lie? A: You can't fool me, I can see right through you.
Q: What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle? A: I'm bone to be wild!
Q: What do you give a skeleton for valentine's day? A: Bone-bones in a heart shaped box.
Q: Who was the most famous skeleton detective? A: Sherlock Bones.
Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.
Q: What instrument do skeletons play? A: Trom-BONE.
Q: What does a skeleton orders at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!!!
Q: When does a skeleton laugh? A: When something tickles his funny bones .
Q: Why didn't the skeleton eat the cafeteria food? A: Because he didn't have the stomach for it!
Q: Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? A: He didn't have the guts.
Q: Why are skeletons usually so calm ? A: Nothing gets under their skin
Q: Why do skeletons hate winter? A: Because the cold goes right through them !
Q: Why are graveyards so noisy ? A: Because of all the coffin !
Q: What happened when the skeletons rode pogo sticks ? A: They had a rattling good time.
Q: Why did the skeleton go to hospital ? A: To have his ghoul stones removed !
Q: How did the skeleton know it was going to rain ? A: He could feel it in his bones !
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Q: How do skeletons call their friends ? A: On the telebone !
Q: What do you call a skeleton who won't get up in the mornings ? A: Lazy bones !
Q: What do boney people use to get into their homes ? A: Skeleton keys !
Q: What do you call a skeleton who acts in Westerns ? A: Skint Eastwood !
Q: What happened to the boat that sank in the sea full of piranha fish ? A: It came back with a skeleton crew !
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Q: What do you call a skeleton snake ? A: A rattler !
Q: What is a skeletons like to drink milk ? A: Milk - it's so good for the bones !
Q: Why did the skeleton stay out in the snow all night ? A: He was a numbskull !
Q: What do you call a stupid skeleton ? A: Bonehead !
Q: What happened to the skeleton who stayed by the fire too long ? A: He became bone dry !
Q: What happened to the lazy skeleton ? A: He was bone idle !
Q: Why did the skeleton pupil stay late at school ? A: He was boning up for his exams !
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