I know we both pretty much agree that Valentine’s Day is a stupid, heteronormative, consumerist Hallmark pseudo-holiday.

But see? That’s exactly why I made you this. Because I love that you think that.

I love heaps of

other things about you, too, which I

think you know. But mostly, I just love you.

Last year, I sent you aValentine’s Day card and addressed it incorrectly, remember?

I’m so glad I get another chance to get it right this year.

There’s a question

I’ve been waiting a pretty long time

to ask you, beautiful.

Will you be my* valentine?

*Not in a posessive sense