Dazed and Confused CharactersBy: Matt Roberts

Randy “Pink” Floyd Quarterback of the Football Team Friends with many different groups of kids Refuses to sign anti-drug “pledge sheet” the coaches are

forcing the team to sign for the summer

Kevin Pickford Weed dealer House party is busted when his dad finds out before it

even starts

Ron Slater

Stoner

Don Dawson On the Football team Ladies’ Man Loyal friend to Pink

Benny O’Donnell On the Football Team Confronts Pink about not signing the pledge because it

could mess up the team’s chance for state championship

Fred O’Bannion On the football team Flunked senior year, so he has to repeat 12th grade Leads the charge on the freshman hazing/paddling All around douche

Mike Newhouse Friend of Pink’s Desperately looking for something to happen to make

life mean something Self-proclaimed “misanthrope”

Tony Olson Mike’s neurotic friend Not having much of a social life, Mike tries to bring him

out of his shell

Mitch Kramer Incoming high school freshman Singled out by a few seniors for extra hazing After being paddled, Pink takes him under his wing and

shows him a great night of partying

David Wooderson Alumni of Robert E. Lee high school In about his late 20s/early 30s Used to be on the football team Friends with and parties with most of the current seniors Likes to date high school girls