Darkwing Duck #16
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Transcript of Darkwing Duck #16
Darkwing!
Darkwing!
DARKWING
FOR A NEW
ST. CANARD!
DarKWINg FOR A NEW sT. cANARD!
Darkwing!
Darkwing!
Darkwing!
ARKWING
OR A NEW
T. CANA
RD!dARKWIFOR A NST. CANAR
DARKWINg
OR A NEW
T. CANARD!
ARKWING
OR A NEW
T. CANAR
DARKWI
FOR A N
ST. CAN
Thank you, thank you!
Celebrate today, but tomorRow the real work
starts!
Coping mechanism?
I heard when dealing
with an imposSible situation like this, sometimes delusions are how we cope.
I was just enjoying a nice
Hawaiian getaway myself. Crashing on waves is not like crashing in
a plane!
Launchpad, what imposSible
situation?
Oh, that imposSible situation!
Darkwing!
Darkwing!
Darkwing is done
for!
None of you are worthy to rule St.
Canard! A superhero? A pilot? A…lowly
pencil pusher? This city demands
betTer!
Listen, SufF-Rage!
When I am mayor, my first order
wilL be to crush costumed menaces
like you!
“Costumed menaces” like me are the reason
you can’t run this town. This city’s changing, transforming into
something new.
it can’t be run by “normals” like you.
So who is going to run it? You? Who
are you going to put in charge of water and power, Liquidator
or Megavolt?
This is a super-powered city, and those with super-
powers should run it. No more pretenders
to the throne, even those who try to get by with fancy costumes and flashy tech.
if you realLy think that, then do your worst. We’lL show you
what us “normals” are made of.
Constance! Take it from an expert, that is
not goOd taunting!
Listen, SufF--
Hey, vilLain-
taunting is my gig!
ARKWING
OR A NEW
T. CANA
RD!dARKWIFOR A NST. CANAR
DARKWINg
OR A NEW
T. CANARD!
ARKWING
OR A NEW
T. CANAR
DARKWI
FOR A N
ST. CAN
Thank you, thank you!
Celebrate today, but tomorRow the real work
starts!
Coping mechanism?
I heard when dealing
with an imposSible situation like this, sometimes delusions are how we cope.
I was just enjoying a nice
Hawaiian getaway myself. Crashing on waves is not like crashing in
a plane!
Launchpad, what imposSible
situation?
Oh, that imposSible situation!
Darkwing!
Darkwing!
Darkwing is done
for!
Why make with alL the talk when
you can do something on
the sly?
(Yes, I’m aware that I, Darkwing Duck, just said “why make with alL
the talk.”)
When this purple pushover choOses
to go legit, it’s fine. But if someone with unique abilities wants to get into ofFice our way, that’s a problem?
KeEp talking…a-ha!
Lasers!
Almost…got it…
Hey, D.W.
Not now…
it’s just that I
think your laser…
AhH!
Yeah, you gotTa be careful
with those things!
TelL me, masS audience under
my hypnosis, could someone like me
be any worse than this guy?
{WHoOSH! WHoOSH!}
NO!
What did I say? “This won’t end welL.” Now
loOk!
I mean, when a whole city is ready to torch you, maybe don’t
beat them to it.
I worRy this is going to lose us some points with
the “watching this hapPen right now”
demographic.
We have to save Launchpad and Darkwing!
Maybe, y’know, in that order…
Don’t think I don’t want to
head down there right now and
give SufF-Rage a piece of my
mind.
But everyone at that debate is under her spelL. if we go there,
she might do the same to us…or
worse.
if there was another way to get
at her…
Uh…what was
that?
Why make with alL the talk when
you can do something on
the sly?
(Yes, I’m aware that I, Darkwing Duck, just said “why make with alL
the talk.”)
When this purple pushover choOses
to go legit, it’s fine. But if someone with unique abilities wants to get into ofFice our way, that’s a problem?
KeEp talking…a-ha!
Lasers!
Almost…got it…
Hey, D.W.
Not now…
it’s just that I
think your laser…
AhH!
Yeah, you gotTa be careful
with those things!
TelL me, masS audience under
my hypnosis, could someone like me
be any worse than this guy?
{WHoOSH! WHoOSH!}
NO!