Currents May 6-12 2011

MICHAEL SULLIVAN/The News-Review

CURRENTSThe News-Review’s guide to arts, entertainment and television

MAY 6-12, 2011

INSIDE: What’s Happening/3 Calendar/5 Book Review/10 Galleries/11 TV/15

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The News-Review, Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, May 5, 2011

ROSEBURG2011-12 concertlineup released

The Roseburg CommunityConcerts 2011-12 season hasbeen announced.

The lineup is as follows:Sept. 22 — The Water Cool-

ers, musical comedy troupe.Oct. 6 — Edgar Cruz, gui-

tarist.Nov. 17 — The Poulenc

Trio, Oboe, basson and piano.Feb. 24, 2012 — Aion

Clarke,singer/songwriter/pianist.

March 12, 2012 — EvanMarshall, mandolin virtuoso.

April 29 — Chris JácomeFlamenco Ensemble, acousticflamenco.

Most concerts are 7 p.m.Thursdays at Umpqua Com-munity College’s Jacoby Audi-torium. There is no reservedseating and dates and perform-ers are subject to change.

Membership and ticket priceinformation is available online.

Website: roseburgcommuni-tyconcerts.org.

MYRTLE CREEKStudio seeksartists to feature

The Ye Olde Art Shoppe islooking for artists to featurethrough 2011 and 2012.

Artwork is displayed at thedowntown Myrtle Creek stu-dio for a four-week period.

Information: 541-863-6843.

OAKLANDFlautist, friendsplay at winery

Esther Fredrickson andFriends perform classicalchamber music at 7 p.m. Sat-urday at MarshAnne LandingWinery, 175 Hogan Road,Oakland.

Fredrickson, a flautist, com-bines violin, viola and cello

instrumentation to bring alivethe works of Beethoven, Back,Mozart and Ginastera.

Seating is limited and reser-vations required.

Tickets are $25 and includeappetizers.


ROSEBURGDowntown walkpairs wine and art

The Downtown RoseburgAssociation will host anotherwine walk from 5 to 8 p.m.today in the city’s core.

Walkers can enjoy wine,appetizers, music by IrishCreme and art at various busi-nesses downtown after regularhours.

Roseburg High School stu-

dents will make their mark bymaking sidewalk chalk artdowntown earlier in the day.


ROSEBURGJam, art cometogether for benefit

Jam and art go together forone night only for this month’sMusic for the Arts dinner con-cert from 6 to 8:30 p.m. Fridayat the Umpqua Valley ArtsCenter, 1624 W. Harvard Ave.,Roseburg.

Homemade Jam, a quartetthat plays traditional, contem-porary folk, bluegrass, swing,jazz and Irish songs, will per-form.

The dinner is catered byBrix 527 Cafe and Friday

Night Grill. Reservations required. Cost

is $25 per person.Information: 541-672-2532.

ROSEBURGAuditions for filmare this weekend

Roseburg filmmaker ChaseGilley will hold auditions forhis original film from 4 to 7p.m. Saturday and Sunday atthe Betty Long Unruh Theatre,1614 W. Harvard Ave., Rose-burg.

Gilley’s film, “Act One,”includes parts for 12 men andeight women between the agesof 16 and 50.

Auditions include an inter-view, script reading and musi-cal audition.

Information:[email protected].

WINCHESTEROpen auditions forUmpqua Singers

Open auditions fro theUmpqua Singers, UmpquaCommunity College’s vocaljazz student ensemble, arefrom 1 to 4 p.m. Monday inthe Whipple Fine Arts Center,room 12, 1140 Umpqua Col-lege Road, Winchester.

Students must come pre-pared with a solo selection.

Group performs 45 to 50concerts a year.


ROSEBURGBand hosts grangecontra dance

Irish Creme is leading thecharge for an old-time countrycontra dance from 7 to 10 p.m.Saturday at the MelroseGrange Hall, 3811 MelroseRoad., Roseburg.

No partners or experience isnecessary. All dances will betaught by caller Stacy Rosefrom Coos Bay.

A community band made upof members of Irish Cremeand other local musicians willprovide the live music.

Doors open at 6:45 p.m.Suggested donation is $4.


ROSEBURGClub hosts partywith the stars

The Umpqua Astronomers, alocal group of astronomyenthusiasts, is celebratingNational Astronomy Day witha community star gazing eventat 8:30 p.m. Saturday in theRedeemer Fellowship churchparking lot, 3031 W. HarvardAve.

Astronomers will showviews of the moon and Saturn.Everyone is welcome, but theevent may not be appropriatefor very young children.

Warm clothing and a red-covered flashlight is recom-mended.

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Phone: 541-957-4218Currents editor: Tricia Jones

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Art will accompany wine at a wine walk in downtown Roseburg tonight. See detailsthis page.

Please see BRIEFS, page 4

Stargazing is free.Website: www.umpquaas-

tronomers.org.Information: 541-673-1081.

ROSEBURG

Seeking artistsfor three shows

The Umpqua Valley ArtsAssociation will soon close itscall to artists for two upcom-ing shows.

The UVAA is seeking sub-

missions for its Second AnnualBest Photo and the Fifth Annu-al Hundred Valleys Northwestjuried shows and competitions.

The association also is seek-ing painters to register for thefirst Umpqua Plein Air Eventand competition dubbed“Location, Location, Loca-tion.” Painters will test theirskills on July 14 and 15.

Deadline for submissionsand registration for all threeshows is June 8.

For more show requirementsand details contact the UVAA.

Website: www.uvarts.com.Information: 541-672-4621.

ELKTON

Artists welcomedto park it at ECEC

The Elkton CommunityEducation Center will host apainting in the park day at 9a.m. July 30 at the center,15850 Highway 38 West, Elk-ton.

Artists can paint or takephotos of the gardens, river-front or Fort Umpqua recon-

struction. Donations are appre-ciated.

Artwork will be shown at alater date in the fall.

Call to make a reservation.Information: 541-584-2272

or 541-584-2692.

OAKLAND

Car show, shinehits the streets

Oakland will host its EighthAnnual Car Show and Shinefrom 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. Satur-

day in downtown HistoricOakland.

Six classes of vehicles span-ning manufacture dates fromthe 1920s to 1979 and truckswill vie for prizes. Motorcy-cles are welcome.

Registration starts at 8 a.m.Cost is $10 per vehicle.

There will be live entertain-ment by local classic rockband Flashbak.

Proceeds benefit the Oak-land Community Theater sum-mer production.

Website: www.oakland-carshow.org.


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A light meal, courtesy of the Harold Schnitzer Diabetes Health Center at OHSU,will be provided at 5 p.m. The lecture begins at 5:30 p.m. Interested participantswill have a chance to have their blood sugar checked before, and two hours after,the meal.

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LOS ANGELES (AP) —The filmmakers behind thewar-on-terror drama “The HurtLocker” are moving forwardwith anactionthrillerabout thehunt forOsama binLaden.

DirectorKathrynBigelow andscreenwriterMark Boalhave had the bin Laden projectin the works, and now that theal-Qaida leader has beenkilled, a person close to thefilmmakers said Monday thatthe film is more relevant thanever.

The as-yet-untitled film willcenter on the Black Ops pur-suit of bin Laden, said the per-

son, who spoke on conditionof anonymity because the per-son was not authorized to talkabout the project’s status.

U.S. forces have hunted binLaden since the Sept. 11 ter-rorist attacks nearly 10 yearsago. A team of Navy SEALsshot and killed bin Laden earlyMonday at a compound inPakistan.

Bigelow declined to com-ment about the project, accord-ing to Susan Ciccone, aspokeswoman for the director.

“The Hurt Locker,” whichcentered on a U.S. bomb-dis-posal unit in Iraq, won bestpicture at the Academy Awardslast year and earned the best-directing Oscar for Bigelow,the first woman to receive thathonor.

The film won a total of sixOscars, including the prize fororiginal screenplay for Boal.

‘Hurt Locker’ team plansfilm on bin Laden hunt

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Thursday, May 5

NIGHTLIFEWII GAMES, POOL — 4:30 p.m.,

Veterans of Foreign Wars Post 9745,570 S.W. Douglas Blvd., Winston.Shuffle board and pool tournamentstake place at 6 p.m. every third Thurs-day of each month. 541-679-4090.

TAYLOR MALONE AND SPECIALGUESTS — 5 to 8 p.m., Charley’s BBQ,812 W. Harvard Ave., Roseburg. Fingerpicking stylist and Malone is a Rose-burg local. No cover. 541-957-1786.

KARAOKE — 6 p.m. until closing,Sawmill Tavern, 624 S.E. Cass Ave.,Roseburg. Free pool. 541-440-2785.

BORN TO BE WILD — 7 p.m. and 9p.m., Cabaret Lounge, Seven FeathersCasino Resort, 146 Chief MiwaletaLane, Canyonville. Rock ’n’ roll partycombined with music from the greatssuch as Bob Seger, Johnny Cash andBon Jovi. Must be 21 or older. Reserva-tions recommended. 541-839-1111.

POOL TOURNAMENT — 7 p.m., TheOffyce, 208 Central Ave., Sutherlin.Tournaments every Thursday. 541-315-2136.

8-BALL BCA POOL TOURNAMENT— 7 p.m., Vera’s Lounge, 122 W. Cen-tral Ave., Sutherlin. $3 entry fee. 541-459-0463.

BLUES AND ROCK JAM — 8 to 11p.m., Jersey Lilly, 1430 N.E. Dee St.,Roseburg. Blues, progressive and clas-sic rock hosted by Boxorox. $2 cover.541-672-9131.

LADIES NIGHT — 8 p.m. to closing,Joe’s Bar at the Mongolian Grill, 1969S.E. Stephens St., Roseburg. Open micand karaoke by DJ Kevin.

EVENTSDOWNTOWN ART AND WINE WALK

— 5 to 8 p.m., Downtown Roseburg.Downtown Roseburg Associationhosts another wine walk, at which peo-ple can visit businesses downtownafter business hours. Walkers canenjoy wine, appetizers, music by IrishCreme and art at various businessesdowntown. Roseburg High School stu-dents will make their mark by makingsidewalk chalk art downtown earlier inthe day. 541-673-3352.

THE UNITED STATES ARMY FIELD

BAND — 7 p.m., UCC Jacoby Auditori-um, 1140 Umpqua College Road, Win-chester. Along with the Soldier’s Cho-rus, this 65-member concert bandpresents a program of marches, over-tures, popular music, patriotic selec-tions and instrumental and vocal solos.Free. Send a self-addressed envelopeto The News-Review, 345 N.E. Win-chester St., Roseburg. Limit of fourtickets per request. 541-672-3321.

Friday, May 6

NIGHTLIFEDINNER AND DANCE — 5 to 11

p.m., Veterans Of Foreign Wars Post9745, 570 S.W. Douglas Blvd., Win-ston. Dinner from 5 to 7 p.m. Severalentrees. Dance from 7 to 11 p.m. Bringfinger foods. Public welcome. 541-679-4090.

APROPOS MUSIQUE — 5 to 8 p.m.,My Coffee and Wine Experience, 1700Garden Valley Road, Suite 100, Rose-burg. Blend of acoustic country, rockand pop. No cover. 541-229-1230.

WINE TASTING — 5 to 7 p.m., HotelLobby, Seven Feathers Casino Resort,146 Chief Miwaleta Lane, Canyonville.Must be 21 or older. 541-839-1111.

CYCLONE 2.0: TEEN DANCE — 7 to11:30 p.m., Roseburg Armory, 111

N.W. General Ave., Roseburg. Nonprofitdance club offers teens and youngadults a place to dance and hang outunder the supervision of adults. $5cover. Food and drinks available forpurchase. 541-784-8488.

LIVE MUSIC — 7 p.m., Little Broth-ers Pub, 428 S.E. Main St. Come earlyfor a seat. No cover. 541-672-0912.

KARAOKE WITH ROCKING RONNIE— 7 to 11 p.m., Raise Your Glass,1033 S.E. Stephens St., Roseburg.Dance floor. Weekend entrees. Free.541-643-0264.

BORN TO BE WILD — 7 p.m. and 9p.m., Cabaret Lounge, Seven FeathersCasino Resort, 146 Chief MiwaletaLane, Canyonville. Rock ’n’ roll partycombined with music from the greatssuch as Bob Seger, Johnny Cash andBon Jovi. Must be 21 or older. Reserva-tions recommended. 541-839-1111.SCOTTISH AND ENGLISH COUNTRYDANCING — Every Friday, 7 p.m., Dou-glas County Celtic Dancers, RoseburgVA Medical Center, 913 N.W. Garden-

Valley Blvd., Auditorium, Building 16.Free admission. No experience or part-ners necessary. Dances are taught.672-5115.

TEXAS HOLD ’EM — 7 p.m., TheClub House, 227 W. Central Ave.,Sutherlin. $20 buy-in tournament at 7p.m., cash games at about 9 p.m. $5daily membership. 541-784-5354 [email protected].

KARAOKE — 8 p.m., The BeaverDen Bar and Grill, 929 S.E. StephensSt., Roseburg. 541-637-0072.

LIVE MUSIC — 8 p.m. to closing,Joe’s Bar at the Mongolian Grill, 1969S.E. Stephens St., Roseburg.

KARAOKE — 9 p.m. to 2 a.m.,Vera’s Lounge, 122 W. Central Ave.,Sutherlin. No cover charge. 541-459-0463.

LIVE DJ — 9 p.m. to 1 a.m., SweetDixie Fine Food and Spirits, 194 N. OldPacific Highway, Myrtle Creek. Nocover. 541-863-5000.

EVENTS

ZUMBA FOR LOGAN — 6:30 to 8:30p.m., South Umpqua High School,gym, 501 Chadwick Lane, Myrtle Creek.Logan Hicks, 4, was diagnosed withdiffuse intrinsic pontine glioma, a braintumor, on March 11. Proceeds fromthis zumba event, with alternatingguest instructors, will go towardLogan’s family. There will also be raffleitems, silent auction and prizes. Dona-tions accepted at the door. 541-839-4818.

MUSIC FOR THE ARTS — 6 to 8:30p.m., Umqpua Valley Arts Center, 1624W. Harvard Ave., Roseburg. HomemadeJam band will perform for this regularbenefit dinner, catered by Brix 527 Cafeand Friday Night Grill. RSVP required.$25 per person. 541-672-2532.

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Apropros Musique will play at My Coffee and the WineExperience Friday.

Winston. Billed as the ultimate ladies’night out, this benefit dance for women21 and older benefits the New Begin-nings SPCA. Formal wear is notrequired. There will be a prom queenand tackiest dress contest. Advancetickets are $25 and available at MysticEarth, While Away Books, the RoseburgBeauty College, New Beginnings ThriftStore and New 2 U in Winston. Ticketscost $35 at the door. 541-733-5829.

PAUL BIONDI — 8 p.m., Splitz Barand Grill, 2400 Diamond Lake Blvd.,Roseburg. Master Saxophonist per-forming jazz and funk. $5. 541-430-2629 or 541-672-3601.

PHIL VASSAR — 9 p.m., SevenFeathers Casino Resort, 146 ChiefMiwaleta Lane, Canyonville. Countrymusic chart topper Vassar has had hitswith singles like “Carlene” and “Six-Pack Summer.” Tickets are $30 and $20and are available at sevenfeathers.com.800-585-3737.

Saturday, May 7

NIGHTLIFEKARAOKE — 6 p.m. until closing,

Sawmill Tavern, 624 S.E. Cass Ave.,Roseburg. 541-440-2785.

EDDY ROSS — 7 to 11 p.m., EaglesAerie No. 3508, 116 E. Second St.,Sutherlin. Live music. 541-459-9154.

BORN TO BE WILD — 7 p.m. and 9p.m., Cabaret Lounge, Seven Feathers

Casino Resort, 146 Chief MiwaletaLane, Canyonville. Rock ’n’ roll partycombined with music from the greatssuch as Bob Seger, Johnny Cash andBon Jovi. Must be 21 or older. Reserva-tions recommended. 541-839-1111.

THE DIXONVILLE CHICKS ANDFRIENDS— 7:30 p.m., Raise YourGlass, 1033 S.E. Stephens St., Rose-burg. Blues. Dance floor. Weekendentrees. Free. 541-643-0264.

KARAOKE — 8 p.m., The Beaver DenBar and Grill, 929 S.E. Stephens St.,

Roseburg. 541-637-0072.KARAOKE AND DANCE — 8 p.m. to

closing, Joe’s Bar at the MongolianGrill, 1969 S.E. Stephens St., Roseburg.

MINUTE TO WIN IT GAME NITE — 9p.m. to 11 p.m., Vera’s Lounge, 122 W.Central Ave., Sutherlin. Try your luck ata game to win a prize. 541-459-0463.

KARAOKE — 11 p.m. to 2 a.m.,Vera’s Lounge, 122 W. Central Ave.,Sutherlin. No cover charge. 541-459-0463.

BARBARIANS — 9 p.m. to midnight,

Jersey Lilly, 1430 N.E. Dee St., Rose-burg. Classic rock. 541-672-9131.


EVENTSOAKLAND’S 8TH ANNUAL CAR

SHOW AND SHINE — 10 a.m. to 3p.m., Historic Oakland. Six classes ofvehicles spanning manufacture datesfrom the 1920s to 1979 and trucks willvie for prizes. Motorcycles are welcome.Registration starts at 8 a.m. Cost is $10per vehicle. Food and entertainment.Proceeds benefit the Oakland Commu-nity Theater summer production.www.oaklandcarshow.org.

CALAPOOIA REFLECTIONS MUSE-UM OPENS — 10 a.m. to 2 p.m., 113W. Central Ave., Sutherlin. This Suther-lin-area museum will hold its grandopening. Museum displays include oldchain saws, medical bags, hats anddresses, lamps and chairs. Regularmuseum hours are 10 a.m. to 4 p.m.Thursday through Monday. 541-459-4522.

FILM AUDITIONS — 4 to 7 p.m.,Betty Long Unruh Theatre, 1614 W.Harvard Ave., Roseburg. Originalscreenplay, “Act One,” is by Roseburgfilmmaker Chase Gilley. Script has partsavailable for 12 men and eight womenbetween 16 and 50 years old. Auditionsinclude e interview, script reading andmusical audition. [email protected].

GOSPEL MUSIC — 6 p.m., Noah’sArk, 411 Safari Road, Winston. Openmic and testimony time. Spaghetti din-ner $5. 541-784-1261.

ICE CREAM BINGO — 6 to 9 p.m.,Highland Elementary School, 2605Longwood Drive, Reedsport. Adult andchildren’s games. Prizes and gift certifi-cates. Tickets cost $5 for adults, $3.50for children 12 and younger and $15 fora family of four. Sponsored by GreatAfternoons, a nonprofit, after-schoolprogram at Highland Elementary thatserves 160 children. 541-271-3926.

CONTRA DANCE — 7 to 10 p.m.,Melrose Grange Hall, 3811 MelroseRoad, Roseburg. This old-time countrydance hails back to Oregon pioneers.No partner or experience needed andbeginners are welcome. All dances aretaught by caller Stacy Rose from CoosBay. Live music include Irish Creme andother local musicians and bands. Doorsopen at 6:45 p.m. Suggested donationis $4. 541-672-4621.

ESTHER FREDRICKSON ANDFRIENDS — 7 p.m., MarshAnne Land-ing Winery, 175 Hogan Road, Oakland.

Flute ensemble returns to this localvenue. Seating is limited, Reservationsrequired. Tickets are $25 and includeappetizers. 541-459-7998.

STAR PARTY — 8:30 p.m.,Redeemer’s Parking Lot, 3031 W. Har-vard Ave., Roseburg. UmpquaAstronomers are celebrating NationalAstronomy Day with a communitystargazing event. Astronomers will beshowing views of the moon and Saturn.Wear warm clothing and carry a red-covered flashlight. www.umpquaas-tronomers.org. 541-673-1081.

Sunday, May 8

NIGHTLIFEKARAOKE — 6 to 9 p.m., Eagles

Aerie No. 3508, 116 E. Second St.,Sutherlin. 541-459-9154.

DEAL OR NO DEAL— 5 to 8 p.m.,The Beaver Den Bar and Grill, 929 S.E.Stephens St., Roseburg. 541-637-0072.


KARAOKE — 8 p.m. until closing,Sawmill Tavern, 624 S.E. Cass Ave.,Roseburg. 541-440-2785.

EVENTSFILM AUDITIONS — 4 to 7 p.m.,

Betty Long Unruh Theatre, 1614 W.Harvard Ave., Roseburg. Originalscreenplay, “Act One,” is by Roseburgfilmmaker Chase Gilley. Script has partsavailable for 12 men and eight womenbetween 16 and 50 years old. Auditionsinclude e interview, script reading andmusical audition. [email protected].

Monday, May 9

NIGHTLIFEKARAOKE — 4:30 to 10 p.m., Veter-

ans of Foreign Wars Post 9745, 570S.W. Douglas Blvd., Winston. Kitchenopen. Members, guests, public wel-come. 541-679-4090.

TEXAS HOLD ’EM — 7 p.m. untilclosing, The Club House, 227 W. CentralAve., Sutherlin. Cash games; $5 dailymembership. 541-784-5354 or [email protected].


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SOMETHING BORROWEDH1⁄2rated PG-13. Rachel is a talentedattorney at a top New York law firm, agenerous friend and unfortunatelysingle, as her best friend Darcy con-stantly reminds her. On her thirtiethbirthday after one drink too many,Rachel, the perpetual good girl, endsup in bed with the guy she has had acrush on since law school.The onlyproblem is that he is also her bestfriend’s fiance. Ginnifer Goodwin,Kate Hudson, Colin Egglesfield, JohnKrasinski. NEW THIS WEEK

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HANNAHHH rated PG-13.Hanna is a teenage girl with stamina,strength and the smarts of a soldier,qualities that come from being raisedby her ex-CIA father in the wilds ofFinland. Created with the intention ofbecoming a ruthless assassin, she isnow dispatched across Europe on amission that will lead to revelationsabout her existence, and humanity.Saoirse Ronan, Cate Blanchett, EricBana.

ATLAS SHRUGGED: PART IHrated PG-13. A powerful railroadexecutive, Dagny Taggart, strugglesto keep her business alive while soci-ety is crumbling around her. Basedon the 1957 novel by Ayn Rand.

DYLAN DOG: DEAD OF NIGHT(NR) rated PG-13.The adventures ofsupernatural private eye Dylan Dogcome to the big screen as he seeksout the monsters of the Louisianabayou, wearing his signature blackjacket, red shirt and blue jeans. Bran-don Routh, Taye Diggs, Sam Hunt-ington.

RIOHHH rated PG. Blu is adomesticated blue macaw who hasnever learned how to fly. Living acomfortable life with his owner, Linda,in Minnesota, Blu is believed to bethe last of his kind until another bluemacaw named Jewel is found in Riode Janeiro. Blu and Linda make thejourney to Brazil to meet Jewel, butonce there, both macaws are kid-napped by animal smugglers.Withthe help of Jewel and a few newfriends, Blu must escape the kidnap-pers, learn to fly and find a way backto his owner. Featuring the voices ofAnne Hathaway, Jesse Eisenberg,Jamie Foxx, Leslie Mann, Tracy Mor-gan, will.i.am, Wanda Sykes.

HOPHH rated PG. On the eve of

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ARTHUR HH rated PG-13. Irre-sponsible charmer Arthur Bach hasalways relied on his limitless fortuneand lifelong nanny to get by in life andkeep him out of trouble. But now, hefaces a life-changing choice betweenan arranged marriage that will allowhis lifestyle to continue and true love,which can’t be bought with money,with the only woman he has evercared for in life, Naomi. RussellBrand, Jennifer Garner, Luis Guz-man, Helen Mirren.

SOURCE CODE HH1⁄2 rated PG-13. A soldier is placed inside thebody of a commuter on a train that isabout to be destroyed. Allowed torelive the last eight minutes of the

commuter’s life prior to the destruc-tion of the train, the soldier must try todeduce the cause and perpetratorsbehind the train’s destructive end.Jake Gyllenhaal, Vera Farmiga,Michelle Monaghan.

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WATER FOR ELEPHANTSHHrated PG-13. Jacob, a veterinaryschool student, meets and falls inlove with Marlena, a married star per-former in the circus. Brought togetherthrough their compassion for a spe-cial elephant, the two find beauty inthis tale of bygone era under the BigTop. Reese Witherspoon, Robert Pat-tinson, Christoph Waltz, Hal Hol-brook.

THOR in 3DHH1⁄2 rated PG-13. Apowerful but arrogant warrior god,

Thor, is cast out of the fantastic realmof Asgard and sent to live on Earthwith the humans.While there, helearns to be one of their finestdefenders. Chris Hemsworth, NataliePortman, Anthony Hopkins, Kat Den-nings, Idris Elba, Rene Russo. NEWTHIS WEEK

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DD BIXBYThe News-Review

Cookie, a dough-colored cat,hopped up on the checkoutcounter to investigate thecommotion Saturday after-

noon at the New Beginnings ThriftStore in downtown Roseburg.

She sniffed at Marion Johnson’ssparkly gown, quickly got bored andjumped to another counter for a betterview of Summer Hall’s red number andthe voluminous sea foam dress worn byShirley Pierce.

Johnson, Hall and Pierce spent aboutan hour flipping through the store’sracks to find examples of what womencan don at this Friday’s Mom Prom.

Whether Cookie appreciated thewomen’s efforts is up for debate, butthe women sported the outdated dressesto promote the fundraiser for her andthe 30 other cats who live at the thriftstore, which doubles as a no-kill shel-ter.

The Mom Prom is the latest in thenonprofit’s ongoing fundraising efforts

and though it’s dubbed for “moms,” theevent is open to all women 21 andolder.

“Our cats have vet bills all the time,and we also take on the public’s emer-gency bills,” said Sam Lea, board pres-ident for New Beginnings Society forthe Prevention of Cruelty to Animals.

New Beginning’s latest reportedexpenses are from 2009, during whichthe nonprofit spent nearly $20,000 forspay-neuter and emergency veterinaryservices.

Lea said the organization hopes Fri-day’s dance sees between 100 and 200women in attendance. At $25 for tick-ets in advance and $35 at the door, thatwould raise New Beginnings between$2,500 and $7,000.

The Mom Prom idea sprang to life inCanton, Mich., in 2006 as a ladies nightout, in which women can drag out longforgotten or seldom worn dresses andparty for charity, according to a websitededicated to Mom Proms.

Lea came across the website and saidit seemed like a good fit for NewBeginnings.

“It just sounded fun,” Lea said. “And

you don’t have to drag along the hubby.We drag ’em along and they sit and thegirls dance, so why bother?”

The local event will follow its Michi-gan roots with a DJ, dancing, snacks, ano-host bar and contests for promqueen and the tackiest dress.

Lea said women aren’t automatical-ly contenders for those two contestsand must sign up to vie for those titles.

Saturday’s models, who all serveNew Beginnings in some fashion, hadvarious plans for the event.

Pierce, manager of the thrift store,had another commitment and won’t beable to make it. Hall, a pet adoptioncounselor, was still debating what towear.

Johnson had a pretty good idea,adapted from Trish Suhr, a host on theStyle Network’s “Clean House” homemakeover show.

“I’ll probably wear my weddingdress,” Johnson said. “Hey, I spent$300 on it and I wore it for what? Fourhours? Trish Suhr had fun trashing thegown. I’m looking forward to it.”

Johnson is also bringing her daughterto the event, as an early Mother’s Daypresent.

Longtime board member BillyeWhorton, 69, of Tyee said she plannedto go, but she wouldn’t overplay thedress up — well, at least not the dresspart.

“I think I’ll wear jeans and a tiara,”she said. “The last time I wore a dresswas in the last century.”

• You can reach reporter DD Bixby at957-4218 or by email at [email protected].


From left, Summer Hall, Shirley Pierce and Marion Johnson of the New Beginnings Thrift Store, along with otherwomen, will don tacky and out-of-style dresses for the Mom Prom Friday to benefit the store’s Society for the Preven-tion of Cruelty to Animals.

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8 p.m. on KPICHow I Met Your Mother

Ted (Josh Radnor) must make a decision that could affect his future with Zoey (Jennifer Morri-son), prompting his friends (Cobie Smulders, Jason Segel, Neil Pat-rick Harris, Alyson Hannigan) to tell him how they really feel about her. Peter Mackenzie and Cristina Rose guest star in the new episode “Landmarks.”

8 p.m. on KLSRHouse

Hugh Laurie, who plays House, took up boxing a few years ago to stay fit. That training may serve him well in this new episode, in which a dispute with Wilson (Rob-ert Sean Leonard) over the out-come of a boxing match they bet on has House trying to help the losing fighter (Kevin Phillips) breathe new life into his career. House’s fellows (Omar Epps, Jesse Spencer, Olivia Wilde) suspect he’s developed a new drug problem in “The Fix.”

9 p.m. on KLSRThe Chicago Code

After a murder that looks to be motivated by hate, Teresa (Jennifer Beals) takes on the police depart-ment’s promotion system, which is supposed to be based on merit but is riddled with corruption, even though this could tip Gibbons (Del-roy Lindo) off to her plans. Vonda (Devin Kelly) receives a mysterious package that reveals more informa-tion about Jarek (Jason Clarke) and his family in the new episode “Black Sox.”

9 p.m. on SYFYStargate Universe

As command ships block every escape point, the crew of the Des-tiny must make take a stand or be left adrift in “Gauntlet,” the series finale. Fans shouldn’t hope for lots of closure, since the script was writ-ten before the show was canceled. “Most would probably consider (this) a cliffhanger, while I would consider it a touching, bittersweet end to the series,” executive producer Joseph Mallozzi writes in his blog.

9:30 p.m. on KPICMike & Molly

Isn’t 30 a bit young for a midlife crisis? Call it what you will; Victoria (Katy Mixon) is in a state of panic about her impending 30th birthday and pulls Mike and Molly (Billy Gardell, Melissa McCarthy) into her vortex of drama in the new episode “Victoria’s Birthday.” Swoosie Kurtz and Reno Wilson also star.

10 p.m. on LIFEVanished With Beth HollowayLike John Walsh, who turned

a personal tragedy — the abduc-tion and murder of his son — into an anti-crime crusade, the mother of Natalee Holloway, who disap-peared in the Caribbean six years ago, helps other families with miss-ing loved ones in this new series. Using the expertise she acquired in investigating her daughter’s disap-pearance, she offers her insights into each case as well as the emo-tional support of someone who’s been there.

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Jeopardy! (N) Å

Inside Edi-tion (N)

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News (N) Å (:35) Late Show With David Letterman (N) ’

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292 (5:00) “The Omen”››› (1976) Gregory Peck.

“Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II”›‡ (1987, Horror) Michael Ironside, Wendy Lyon, Justin Louis. Å

“The Omen”››› (1976, Horror) Gregory Peck, Lee Remick. An ambassador discovers that his son may be the Antichrist. Å

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The Insider (N) Å

Chuck Morgan must face Vivian Volkoff. (N) Å

The Event Sterling fi nds an ally in Simon. (N) ’

Law & Order: LA “Runyon Canyon” (N) Å

News (N) (:35) The Tonight Show With Jay Leno (N) Å

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Antiques Roadshow Signed baseball; sword.

American Experience “Soundtrack for a Revolution” Freedom songs. (N) ’

Looking Forward

Charlie Rose (N) ’ Å Democracy Now!

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Jimmy Kim-mel Live (N)

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Dr. Phil ’ Å The Oprah Winfrey Show Å

Law & Order: Criminal Intent Good Samaritan. ’

Law & Order: Criminal Intent “Shibboleth” Å

Curb Your Enthusiasm

Entourage ’ Å

My Name Is Earl Å

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3ABN Today The Carter Report Give Me the Bible 3-ABN on the Road 3ABN Today Windows of Hope

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13 11 Family Guy ’ Å

The Simp-sons Å

King of the Hill Å

House House and Wilson bet on a boxing match.

The Chicago Code “Black Sox” (N) Å

Fox News at 10 (N)

Two and a Half Men

Family Guy ’ Å

Everybody-Raymond

Scrubs ’ Å

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Law & Order: LA “Runyon Canyon” (N) Å

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PBS NewsHour (N) ’ Å Antiques Roadshow Signed baseball; sword.

American Experience “Hoover Dam” ’

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Jazz Cabaret Å

PBS News-Hour Å

A&E 24 23(:00) The First 48

The First 48 A woman is found dead. Å

Criminal Minds “Doubt” ’ Å Criminal Minds Three of the team are missing. ’

Criminal Minds Murderous psychiatrist. Å

Criminal Minds “Children of the Dark” ’ Å

Criminal Minds ’

ABC FAM 40 32 Still Stnd Secret-Teen Secret-Teen Make It or Break It (N) Secret-Teen The 700 Club Å Whose?

AMC 68 24(5:00) “Batman Returns”››‡ (1992) Michael Keaton, Danny DeVito. Å

“Rocky III”››› (1982, Drama) Sylvester Stallone, Mr. T, Talia Shire. A merciless contender forces Rocky into a title match. Å

“Rocky III”››› (1982) Sylvester Stallone. A merciless contender forces Rocky into a title match. Å

ANPL 49 47 Whale Wars Animal Nightmares Animal Nightmares River Monsters River Monsters Animal Nightmares Monsters BRAVO 62 46 Bethenny Bethenny Ever After Bethenny Ever After Bethenny Ever After Bethenny Ever After (N) Bethenny Ever After Housewives CNBC 65 Biogr/CNBC Biography on CNBC Mad Money Biography on CNBC Biography on CNBC Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. CNN 35 35 Piers Anderson Cooper 360 (N) Å Piers Morgan Tonight Anderson Cooper 360 Anderson Cooper 360 Piers COM 64 98 Scrubs ’ “Scary Movie 2”›‡ (2001) Shawn Wayans. Å Sunny Sunny Sunny Sunny Daily Show Colbert Rep Work. CW 12 14 ’70s Show Seinfeld ’ Seinfeld ’ 90210 (N) ’ Å Gossip Girl (N) ’ Å Payne Browns Roseanne Roseanne South Park

DISC 34 30Most Wanted

American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior ’ Å

American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior “Big Guns”

American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior (N) Å


American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior “Big Guns”

American Chopper

DISN 37 21Suite Life on Deck

Phineas and Ferb

Phineas and Ferb

“College Road Trip”›‡ (2008, Comedy) Martin Lawrence, Raven-Symoné.

Suite Life on Deck

Phineas and Ferb

Phineas and Ferb

Good Luck Charlie

Good Luck Charlie

Hannah Montana ’

E! 57 25 Holly’s E! News (N) Sex & City Sex & City Khloe Khloe E! Special The Soup Chelsea Lat E! News

ESPN 28 31MLB Base-ball

Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å Baseball Tonight (N)

NFL Live (N) Å

SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å MLB Base-ball

ESPN2 27 49 Poker Tour N. American Poker N. American Poker SportsNation Å Football NBA NASCAR Now Å SportCenter FNC 32 27 Hannity (N) Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor Hannity Greta Van Susteren Glenn Beck Red Eye FOOD 72 50 30-Minute Iron Chef America Unwrapped Candy Diners Diners Meat Best Thing Cake Good Eats Diners FX 31 45 Earth Stood Two Men Two Men “The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor”›› (2008) Brendan Fraser. “Mummy: Dragon Emp.”

FXM 44 (5:00) “The Fly”›››

“The Fly”››› (1958) Al Hedison, Patricia Owens. Scientist’s gizmo swaps his head with fl y’s. Å

“Vault of Horror”››‡ (1973) Anna Massey. Five tales from the crypt.

“Emperor of the North”››‡ (1973, Adventure) Lee Marvin, Ernest Borgnine, Keith Carradine.

HGTV 50 43 Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Property Property House Hunters Int’l House Hunters Int’l First Place First Place House HIST 41 34 Restoration Modern Marvels Å Restoration Restoration American Pickers Å Pawn Stars Pawn Stars How the States Got Their Restoration HLMRK 87 Little House Little House on Prairie Little House on Prairie Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls ION 15 20 Without Without a Trace Å Without a Trace Å Criminal Minds ’ Å Criminal Minds “Legacy” Criminal Minds ’ Å Criminal LIFE 23 29 (:00) “Seventeen and Missing” (2007) “Justice for Natalee Holloway” (2011) Tracy Pollan. Vanished, Beth How I Met How I Met Chris MSNBC 54 44 R. Maddow The Ed Show (N) The Last Word Rachel Maddow Show The Ed Show Hardball Chris Matthews Last Word MTV 26 17 ’70s Show Sil. Library Sil. Library Fantasy Fantasy Fantasy Fantasy RJ Berger Fantasy RJ Berger Fantasy True Life NAT GEO 73 (:00) Taboo Taboo “Addiction” (N) Humanly Impossible: The Taboo “Beauty” Taboo “Addiction” Troopers Troopers Delta Divers NICK 71 39 iCarly ’ BrainSurge SpongeBob My Wife My Wife Hates Chris Hates Chris Lopez Lopez The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny OXY 61 Bad Girls The Bad Girls Club The Bad Girls Club The Bad Girls Club (N) Love Games: Bad Girls The Bad Girls Club Love

ROOT 38 99World Poker Tour:

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Tennis Outback Champions Series: Arizona. Chang vs. McEnroe.

Action Sports World Tour The Dan Patrick Show (N) The Final Score (N)

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SPEED 58 53 Pinks Car Warriors ’ Å The 10 The 10 Pinks - All Out Car Warriors ’ Å NASCAR Race Hub AMA Super SPIKE 69 38 Jail Å Jail (N) ’ Jail (N) ’ Jail (N) ’ Jail Å “Bulletproof Monk”›› (2003, Action) Chow Yun-Fat. ’ Ways to Die Ways to Die SYFY 43 40 Star Trek Star Trek: Next Stargate Universe Å Stargate Universe Å Sanctuary “Wingman” ’ Stargate Universe Å Sanctuary

TBS 33 10Seinfeld ’ Å The King of

QueensThe King of Queens

Family Guy ’ Å

Family Guy ’ Å

Family Guy ’ Å

Family Guy ’ Å

Family Guy ’ Å

Family Guy ’ Å

Conan (N) Lopez Tonight (N)

TCM 51 26(5:00) “Lawrence of Arabia”›››› (1962) Peter O’Toole. A controversial British offi cer unites Arab tribes against the Turks.

“The Killing Fields”›››‡ (1984) Sam Waterston. U.S. newsman loses Cambo-dian friend in 1975 fall of Phnom Penh.

“Serenade”››‡ (1956) Mario Lanza.

TLC 42 41 Cakes Fabulous Cakes Å Extreme Extreme Fabulous Cakes (N) ’ Quints Quints Extreme Extreme Cakes TNT 36 42 NBA Basketball Oklahoma City Thunder at Memphis Grizzlies. (N) Inside the NBA (N) Å Law & Order ’ Law & Order “City Hall” Law TOON 63 33 Codename Johnny T Gumball Adventure Regular King of Hill King of Hill Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Family Guy Family Guy Chicken TRVL 59 48 Bizarre No Reservation No Reservation No Reservation No Reservation No Reservation Bourdain TVLND 53 28 Sanford All-Family All-Family “Money Train”›‡ (1995) Wesley Snipes, Woody Harrelson. The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny Roseanne

USA 45 15(:00) NCIS ’ Å

NCIS DiNozzo investigates a suicide. ’ Å

WWE Tough Enough (N) ’ WWE Monday Night RAW (Same-day Tape) ’ Å (:05) WWE Tough Enough ’ Å

Law Order: CI

VS. 47 422 Hockey Adv. Sports Adv. Sports World Extreme Cagefi ghting World Extreme Cagefi ghting Prostate WE 185 120 Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Ghost Whisperer Å The Locator The Locator The Locator WGN-A 14 Videos WGN News at Nine (N) Scrubs ’ Scrubs South Park South Park Entourage Enthusiasm Entourage Enthusiasm Paid Prog.

ENC 642 710(:20) “The Breakfast Club”››› (1985) Emilio Estevez. Å

“Year One”›› (2009, Comedy) Jack Black, Michael Cera. ’ Å

(:40) “Marked for Death”›› (1990) Steven Seagal, Basil Wallace. ’ Å

(:15) “Jackie Brown”››› (1997) Pam Grier, Samuel L. Jackson. ’ Å

HBO 500 600(5:45) “Shallow Hal”››‡ (2001) ’

Max Keller-man

Real Time With Bill Maher ’ Å

“Cinema Verite” (2011, Docudrama) Diane Lane, Tim Robbins. ’ Å

Too Big to Fail

Talking Funny Ricky Gervais discusses comedy.

“The Book of Eli” ’

SHO 600 660(:00) “Remember Me”›› (2010, Romance) Robert Pattinson. iTV. ’ Å

Weeds (iTV) ’ Å

The Big C (iTV) Å

The Borgias “Death, on a Pale Horse” (iTV) Å

Nurse Jackie ’

United States, Tara

Nurse Jackie (iTV)

United States, Tara

The Borgias (iTV) Å

TMC 620 690(:05) “The Boys Are Back”››‡ (2009) Clive Owen. ’ Å

“A Single Man”››› (2009) Colin Firth. A gay man contem-plates suicide after his lover’s death. ’ Å

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292 (11:00) “Theater of Blood”››› (1973, Horror)

“Dark Tower”› (1987, Horror) Michael Moriarty, Jenny Agutter. Bizarre murders occur during construction of a skyscraper.

“Cry of the Banshee”››‡ (1970, Horror) Vincent Price. A magistrate’s war on witchcraft incurs a coven’s wrath. Å

“Diary of a Madman”›› (1963, Horror) Vincent Price, Nancy Kovack, Chris Warfi eld.

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The Dr. Oz Show ’ Å The Doctors Å News (N) NBC Nightly News (N) ’

News (N)

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Barney & Friends

Clifford the Big Red Dog

Sid the Science Kid

Bob the Builder ’

Cat in the Hat Knows a Lot

WordWorld Å (DVS)

Wild Kratts ’ (EI) Å

Postcards From Buster

WordGirl Å (DVS)

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Fetch! With Ruff Ruffman

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Star Trek: The Next Generation “Hollow Pursuits” Å

TMZ (N) ’ Å Family Feud (N) ’ Å

The 700 Club Å

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Everybody-Raymond

Frasier “Room Service” ’

Frasier ’ Å According to Jim ’ Å

Everybody Hates Chris

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The First 48 Å

ABC FAM 40 32 Still Standing Still Standing Simple Rules Simple Rules My Wife-Kids My Wife-Kids ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show Gilmore Girls “Kiss and Tell” Still Standing

AMC 68 24(11:30) “Batman Returns”››‡ (1992, Action) Michael Keaton, Danny DeVito. The Catwoman and the Penguin join forces against Batman. Å

“Rocky III”››› (1982, Drama) Sylvester Stallone, Mr. T, Talia Shire. A merciless contender forces Rocky into a title match. Å

“El Dorado”››› (1967, Western) John Wayne, Robert Mitchum, James Caan. Å

ANPL 49 47 Miami Animal Police ’ Å Miami Animal Police ’ Å The Most Extreme ’ Å Weird, True Weird, True Pit Boss Shea comes to town. I Shouldn’t Be Alive ’ Å Whale Wars BRAVO 62 46 Housewives/OC Pregnant in Heels Pregnant in Heels Pregnant in Heels Pregnant in Heels “Clueless” Pregnant in Heels Housewives CNBC 65 Closing Bell (N) ’ Å Closing Bell-Bartiromo Fast Money (N) Mad Money (N) The Kudlow Report (N) Coca-Cola: The Real Story 60 Minutes on CNN 35 35 Newsroom (N) The Situation Room With Wolf Blitzer (N) John King, USA (N) In the Arena (N) Piers Morgan COM 64 98 H’mooners Com. Central Daily Show Colbert Report “Dirty Work”›‡ (1998, Comedy) Norm Macdonald. Å RENO 911! Futurama ’ South Park Tosh.0 Å Scrubs Å CW 12 14 TBA Know Cause TBA TBA The Steve Wilkos Show Å The Tyra Show ’ Å Don’t Forget Don’t Forget King King ’70s Show

DISC 34 30Deadliest Catch Storm system hits the fi shing grounds. Å

American Chopper Bike for Make-A-Wish Foundation. ’

American Chopper The men visit a farm for inspiration. ’

American Chopper Building a bike onstage. ’ Å

American Chopper “Jet Bike” ’ Å Meth Nation ’ Å Cash Cab ’ Å

DISN 37 21Mickey Mouse Clubhouse

Jungle Junction Special Agent Oso ’ Å

Imagination Movers Å

Good Luck Charlie

Good Luck Charlie

Good Luck Charlie

Good Luck Charlie

Shake It Up! “Hook It Up”

Shake It Up! “Add It Up”

Shake It Up! Å Shake it Up! Å Shake It Up! “Sweat It Up”

E! 57 25 E! News Sex and-City Sex and-City Sex and-City Sex and-City 20 Most Shocking Unsolved Crimes E! Special The Soup Next Door

ESPN 28 31Outside the Lines

College Foot-ball Live (Live)

NFL Live (Live) Å Jim Rome Is Burning Å

Around the Horn (N) ’

Pardon the Interruption (N)

SportsCenter (Live) Å E:60 (N) Year of the Quarterback MLB 2011: Fields of Play

ESPN2 27 49 The Scott Van Pelt Show SportsNation (Live) Å NASCAR Now Around/Horn SportsNation Interruption Football Live NFL Live (N) 30 for 30 Å 30 for 30 FNC 32 27 Studio B With Shepard Smith Your World With Neil Cavuto Glenn Beck (N) Special Report FOX Report/Shepard Smith The O’Reilly Factor (N) Å Hannity (N) FOOD 72 50 Best Dishes Home Cooking Contessa Contessa Minute Meals Minute Meals Guy’s Big Bite Secrets Cook for Real Giada Contessa Ingredient Fix Best Dishes FX 31 45 Crossover “He Got Game”››› (1998, Drama) Denzel Washington, Ray Allen. “Coach Carter”››› (2005, Drama) Samuel L. Jackson, Robert Ri’chard, Rob Brown. Two/Half Men

FXM 44 (11:30) “Niagara”››› (1953) Marilyn Monroe. Å

“Class Action”››› (1991) Gene Hackman. Estranged family lawyers fi nd themselves on opposing sides. Å

“The Star Chamber”››‡ (1983, Drama) Michael Douglas. A secret panel of judges dispenses vigilante justice. Å

“Brubaker”››› (1980, Drama) Robert Redford, Yaphet Kotto, Jane Alexander. Å

HGTV 50 43 House Hunters Int’l Design/Dime Design/Dime Design/Dime Design/Dime Genevieve Genevieve Color Splash Color Splash Bang, Buck Bang, Buck Curb/Block HIST 41 34 Modern Marvels “Insulation” Modern Marvels Å Nostradamus: 2012 Predictions of cataclysm. Å Nostradamus: 500 Years Later Å Marvels HLMRK 87 Martha’s Kit. Martha’s Kit. The Martha Stewart Show The Martha Stewart Show The Waltons “The Vigil” The Waltons “The Comeback” The Waltons “The Baptism” Little House ION 15 20 Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer “Lost Boys” With’t a Trace LIFE 23 29 Old Christine How I Met How I Met How I Met American Justice ’ Å Cold Case Files ’ Å Unsolved Mysteries Å Unsolved Mysteries Å Intervention MSNBC 54 44 Martin Bashir (N) The Dylan Ratigan Show (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews MSNBC Live (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews The Last Word R. Maddow MTV 26 17 Made ’ Made ’ Once Upon a Prom ’ True Life “Prom” ’ Å I Was 17 I Was 17 The Seven (N) ’70s Show ’70s Show NAT GEO 73 Troopers Troopers Tiger Man of Africa Tiger Man of Africa Explorer “Megapiranha” Troopers Troopers Hitler’s Stealth Fighter Nazi Hunters NICK 71 39 Dora Explorer Dora Explorer Max & Ruby Max & Ruby SpongeBob SpongeBob The Penguins T.U.F.F. Puppy Victorious ’ iCarly Å SpongeBob SpongeBob iCarly Å OXY 61 America’s Next Top Model ’ America’s Next Top Model ’ America’s Next Top Model ’ America’s Next Top Model ’ America’s Next Top Model ’ America’s Next Top Model ’ Top Model

ROOT 38 99Baseball’s Golden Age

Amazing Sports Stories

The Game 365 Graham Bensinger

The Dan Patrick Show (N) Mariners All Access

Mariners Pregame (Live)

MLB Baseball Seattle Mariners at Baltimore Orioles. From Oriole Park at Camden Yards in Baltimore. (N Subject to Blackout) (Live)

SPEED 58 53 Classic Car Chop-Rebuild Barrett-Jackson Monster Jam Pass Time Pass Time NASCAR Race Hub (N) Test Drive Ticket to Ride Barrett SPIKE 69 38 CSI: Crime Scene Investigat’n CSI: NY “Oedipus Hex” Å CSI: Crime Scene Investigat’n Jail ’ Å Jail ’ Å Jail ’ Å Jail ’ Å Auction Auction Auction SYFY 43 40 Sanctuary ’ Sanctuary “Penance” Å Sanctuary “Sleepers” Å Sanctuary A sinking ship. ’ Sanctuary “Kali” Å Sanctuary “Kali” Å “Powder”››‡ (1995) Å

TBS 33 10House of Payne Meet the

BrownsAmerican Dad ’ Å

My Name Is Earl ’ Å

Everybody-Raymond

According to Jim ’ Å


The Offi ce “Job Fair” ’

Everybody-Raymond

Everybody-Raymond

Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å Seinfeld “The Statue” Å

TCM 51 26(10:30) “All This and Heaven Too”››› (1940) Å (DVS)

“The Journey”››› (1959, Drama) Deborah Kerr, Yul Brynner. The revolu-tion causes problems for diverse travelers. Å

(:15) “Eye of the Devil”›› (1967, Horror) Deborah Kerr. French wine-grower faces ritual sacrifi ce for another bad year.

“My Brother Talks to Horses”››‡ (1946, Comedy) Peter Lawford, Butch Jenkins.

TLC 42 41 Cake Boss ’ Kitchen Boss A Baby Story A Baby Story Baby’s First Rm-Multiples What Not to Wear “Ariel” ’ Say Yes Say Yes Cake Boss ’ Kitchen Boss Cake Boss TNT 36 42 Las Vegas Kashmir Sapphire. Las Vegas “Mothwoman” ’ The Closer “LA Woman” Cold Case “Flashover” Å Law & Order “Equal Rights” NBA Basketball TOON 63 33 Looney Tunes ’ Looney Tunes Tom & Jerry Garfi eld Show Ed, Edd, Eddy Ed, Edd, Eddy Courage-Dog Courage-Dog Regular Show Regular Show Wrld, Gumball Codename TRVL 59 48 Food Truck Paradise Å Bourdain: No Reservations Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Man v. Food Man v. Food Pasta Paradise Å Bourdain: No Reservations Bizarre Foods TVLND 53 28 Gunsmoke “Hawk” Å Gunsmoke Å Bonanza “Breed of Violence” Bonanza “The Last Viking” Bonanza “The Trail Gang” Good Times Jeffersons Sanford & Son

USA 45 15Law & Order: Special Victims Unit “Criminal” ’ Å

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit “Careless” ’ Å

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit “Hate” ’ Å

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit “Mean” Death of a bully.

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit “Sick” ’ Å

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit “Head” ’ Å

Law & Order: SVU

VS. 47 422 Real Hunting Real NBA IndyCar Open Wheel Weekly Adv. Sports Adv. Sports WEC WrekCage Å Adv. Sports Adv. Sports Sports Jobs Hockey NHL Hockey WE 185 120 Sinbad It’s Just Family Å Sinbad It’s Just Family Å Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Charmed “12 Angry Zen” ’ Charmed ’ Å Braxton Family Values Å Braxton WGN-A 14 Walker, Texas Ranger Å Jeannie Bewitched Cheers Å Cheers Å Dharma/Greg Dharma/Greg Amer. Funniest Home Videos MLB Baseball: Cardinals at Cubs

ENC 642 710“Marked for Death”››

“The Fifth Element”››› (1997) Bruce Willis, Gary Oldman. A New York cabby tries to save Earth in 2259. ’ Å

(:45) “The Sandlot”››‡ (1993) Tom Guiry. The new boy in town falls in with neighborhood ballplayers. ’ Å

“Sweet Home Alabama”›› (2002) Reese Witherspoon. A New York fashion designer has a secret in the South. ’ Å

HBO 500 600(11:30) “Precious Life” (2010, Docudrama) ’ Å

“Scott Pilgrim vs. the World”››› (2010) Michael Cera. A slacker contends with his new girlfriend’s exes. ’ Å

“Ghosts of Girlfriends Past”›› (2009) Matthew McConaughey, Jennifer Garner. ’ Å

Bridesmaids: First Look

“The Invention of Lying”››‡ (2009, Comedy) Ricky Gervais, Jennifer Garner. ’ Å

SHO 600 660(:15) “Spoken Word”›› (2009) Kuno Becker. iTV Premiere. A poet returns home and reverts to the ways of his youth.

(:15) “The Consultants” (2009, Comedy) Paul Hughes, Robin Campbell. iTV. ’ Å

(:45) “An American Affair”›‡ (2009) Gretchen Mol. iTV. A lonely schoolboy comes of age in 1963 Washington, D.C. ’

“Triage” (2009) Colin Farrell, Christopher Lee. iTV. ’ Å

TMC 620 690(11:45) “Jennifer Eight”›› (1992, Suspense) Andy Garcia. A maverick detective stalks a serial killer in California. ’ Å

“Reuben, Reuben”››› (1983, Comedy) Tom Conti, Kelly McGillis. Å

(:45) “What’s the Worst That Could Happen?”› (2001, Comedy) Martin Lawrence, Danny DeVito. ’ Å

“K-19: The Widowmaker”››‡ (2002) ’ Å

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8 p.m. on KOBI KMTXThe Biggest Loser

And they thought they were done with final exams when they left school. It’s finals week in this new episode, as the trainers test the remaining contestants on what they’ve learned at the ranch, with a cash prize for the top scorer. They can earn “extra credit” by playing the “Biggest Loser Ultimate Workout” video game. Later, the winner of a stair-building challenge gets an advantage at weigh-in that could help determine who’s in the final four.

8 p.m. on KLSRGlee

When the scheduled entertain-ment for the school prom falls through, Figgins (Iqbal Theba) asks the glee club to perform, a development that, as you might expect, doesn’t sit well with Sue (Jane Lynch), who’s coordinating the event. The competition for king and queen heats up, and Jesse St. James (Jonathan Groff) returns, in the new episode “Prom Queen.” Matthew Morrison also stars.

9 p.m. on KPICNCIS: Los Angeles

The death of a Navy SEAL im-personator who was set on fire leads Callen (Chris O’Donnell) and the team to new information about the whereabouts of a stolen canis-ter from a previous case that could be used to make bombs. LL Cool J and Linda Hunt also star, and Claire Forlani reprises her role as Opera-tions Manager Lauren Hunter in the new episode “Imposters.”

9 p.m. on HISTOnly in America With Larry the

Cable GuyLarry is all over the map in this

new episode, in which he spends a day at a high school in Minnesota and visits San Francisco to check out the cable car system and the hidden worlds of Chinatown. In Or-egon, he hooks up with a lumber company to do the manliest job in the timber industry in “Larry Is a Logger.”

9:01 p.m. on KLSRRaising Hope

“My Name Is Earl” stars Ethan Suplee and Jaime Pressly are re-united in this new episode. They play the Chances’ neighbors, whose arguments are picked up by Hope’s baby monitor. Burt and Virginia (Garret Dillahunt, Martha Plimpton) overhear and attempt to help the couple resolve their differ-ences. A commercial competition between Howdy’s Market and a rival store gets the whole commu-nity involved. Cloris Leachman also stars in “Baby Monitor.”

10 p.m. on KOBI KMTXThe Voice

“American Idol” has its group rounds; this singing competition has its duets. In the new episode “The Battles, Part 1,” coaches Cee Lo Green, Christina Aguilera, Adam Levine and Blake Shelton pair up their singers in dueling duets, after which they’ll decide who will be moving on to the live shows. Car-son Daly hosts.

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Jeopardy! (N) Å

Inside Edi-tion (N)

NCIS Tracking the Port-to-Port killer. (N) ’

NCIS: Los Angeles “Impos-ters” (N) ’

The Good Wife “Getting Off” (N) ’ Å


4.2/This TV KPIC

292 “Diary of a Madman”

“The Return of Dracula”›› (1958, Horror) Francis Lederer, Norma Eberhardt, Ray Stricklyn.

“Diary of a Madman”›› (1963, Horror) Vincent Price. 1800s French judge acquires killer’s urge.

“Crawlspace”›› (1986, Horror) Klaus Kinski, Talia Balsam.

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The Insider (N) Å

The Biggest Loser Contestants show what they have learned. (N) ’ Å

The Voice “The Battles, Part 1” (N) ’ Å


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8 PBS NewsHour (N) ’ Å Oregon Finds Å

Black in Latin America (N) ’ Å (DVS)

Journey of the Bonesetter’s Daughter (N) ’

Frontline The rise of meth use in the U.S. ’


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The Insider (N) Å

Jamie Oliver’s Food Revolution (N) ’ Å

Dancing With the Stars ’ Å

(:01) Body of Proof “Buried Secrets” (N) Å



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Are You Smarter?

Are You Smarter?

Don’t Forget Lyrics!

Don’t Forget Lyrics!


Entourage ’ Å

My Name Is Earl Å

30/IND 21 Variety 3ABN Today Gospel

OutreachJourneys ’n Journals

ASI Video Magazine

Bible Rx Heavens-View

Exalting His Word

3ABN Today Life-Recov-ery

33/FOXKLSR


The Simp-sons Å

King of the Hill Å

Glee Glee club schedules a prom performance. (N)

(:01) Raising Hope

(:31) Traffi c Light (N)

Fox News at 10 (N)

Two and a Half Men

Family Guy ’ Å

Everybody-Raymond

Scrubs “My Hard Labor”

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Are You Smarter?

The Biggest Loser Contestants show what they have learned. (N) ’ Å

The Voice “The Battles, Part 1” (N) ’ Å


51/PBSKOAC

7 Nightly Business

PBS NewsHour (N) ’ Å Oregon Experience World War II in a Wild West Town

Frontline The rise of meth use in the U.S. ’

In the Life ’ Å

In the Life ’ Å

PBS News-Hour Å

A&E 24 23(:00) The First 48

The First 48 Solving a murder without a body.

The First 48 A brutal conve-nience-store slaying.

The First 48 A double homicide in Cincinnati.

The First 48 A couple are gunned down at home.

The First 48 “Update Special: Bail Out” Å

(12:01) The First 48

ABC FAM 40 32 Still Stnd Funniest Home Videos Funniest Home Videos Funniest Home Videos Funniest Home Videos The 700 Club Å Whose?

AMC 68 24(5:00) “El Dorado”››› (1967) John Wayne, Robert Mitchum. Å

“Rio Bravo”››› (1959, Western) John Wayne, Dean Martin, Ricky Nelson. A powerful rancher seeks his brother’s release from prison. Å

“The Cowboys”››› (1972) John Wayne, Roscoe Lee Browne. Å

ANPL 49 47 Whale Wars Monsters Inside Me ’ Planet Earth “Deserts” Planet Earth ’ Å Planet Earth ’ Å Planet Earth “Deserts” Plan. Earth BRAVO 62 46 Housewives Housewives/OC Housewives/OC Bethenny Ever After Pregnant in Heels (N) Pregnant in Heels Housewives CNBC 65 60 Min. 60 Minutes on CNBC Mad Money 60 Minutes on CNBC 60 Minutes on CNBC Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. CNN 35 35 Piers Anderson Cooper 360 (N) Å Piers Morgan Tonight Anderson Cooper 360 Anderson Cooper 360 Piers COM 64 98 Scrubs ’ Daily Show Colbert Rep Jeff Dunham: Arguing Tosh.0 ’ Tosh.0 Tosh.0 Macdonald Daily Show Colbert Rep Tosh.0 CW 12 14 ’70s Show Seinfeld ’ Seinfeld ’ One Tree Hill (N) Å Hellcats (N) ’ Å Payne Browns Roseanne Roseanne South Park

DISC 34 30Cash Cab ’ Å

Deadliest Catch “Old Age and Treachery” ’

Deadliest Catch A crew members is injured. ’

Deadliest Catch “A Wing and a Prayer” (N) Å



Deadliest Catch ’

DISN 37 21Phineas and Ferb

Phineas and Ferb

Phineas and Ferb

Suite Life on Deck

Suite Life on Deck

Good Luck Charlie

Suite Life on Deck

Phineas and Ferb

Phineas and Ferb

Good Luck Charlie

Good Luck Charlie

Hannah Montana ’

E! 57 25 Next Door E! News (N) Sex & City Sex & City Khloe Khloe Khloe Khloe Chelsea Lat E! News

ESPN 28 31Fields of Play

Baseball Tonight (Live) Å SportsCenter (Live) Å Baseball Tonight

NFL Live (N) Å

SportsCenter (Live) Å SportsCenter (Live) Å SportsCenter

ESPN2 27 49 30 for 30 30 for 30 Å E:60 (N) SportsNation Å NASCAR NBA N. American Poker Poker Tour FNC 32 27 Hannity (N) Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor Hannity Greta Van Susteren Glenn Beck Red Eye FOOD 72 50 30-Minute Iron Chef America Cupcake Wars Chopped Chopped (N) Challenge Chopped FX 31 45 Two Men Two Men Two Men “The Wrestler”›››‡ (2008, Drama) Mickey Rourke. Premiere. “The Wrestler”›››‡ (2008) Mickey Rourke.

FXM 44 (5:00) “Brubaker”››› (1980) Robert Redford.

“The Star Chamber”››‡ (1983, Drama) Michael Douglas, Hal Holbrook, Yaphet Kotto. Å

“Brubaker”››› (1980, Drama) Robert Redford, Yaphet Kotto. A reform-minded prison warden uncovers vast corruption. Å

“In Name-Love”

HGTV 50 43 Yard Crash. Hunters Int’l House First Place First Place Property Property House Hunters Int’l Property Property Property HIST 41 34 Marvels Modern Marvels Å Larry the Cable Guy Larry the Cable Guy How the States Got Their Ax Men Å Larry HLMRK 87 Little House Little House Little House on Prairie Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls ION 15 20 Without Without a Trace Å Without a Trace Å Criminal Minds ’ Å Criminal Minds ’ Å Criminal Minds ’ Å Criminal LIFE 23 29 Intervention Pawn Stars Pawn Stars American Pickers Å American Pickers Å Coming Home Å How I Met How I Met Chris MSNBC 54 44 R. Maddow The Ed Show (N) The Last Word Rachel Maddow Show The Ed Show Hardball Chris Matthews Last Word MTV 26 17 ’70s Show Sil. Library RJ Berger 16 and Pregnant Å 16 and Pregnant (N) ’ “Worst. Prom. Ever” (2011, Comedy) Daryl Sabara. 16-Pregnant NAT GEO 73 Nazi Explorer (N) Hitler’s Stealth Fighter Nazi Hunters ’ Å Explorer Troopers Troopers Crash NICK 71 39 iCarly ’ BrainSurge SpongeBob My Wife My Wife Hates Chris Hates Chris Lopez Lopez The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny OXY 61 Top Model America’s Next Model The Bad Girls Club The Bad Girls Club Love Games: Bad Girls “Just Friends”››‡ (2005) Å

ROOT 38 99MLB Base-ball

Mariners Postgame

MLB Baseball Seattle Mariners at Baltimore Orioles. From Oriole Park at Camden Yards in Baltimore. (Subject to Blackout)

The Dan Patrick Show (N) Tennis Outback Champions Series: Arizona.

SPEED 58 53 Barrett Speedmakers Test Drive Ticket Barrett-Jackson Spec. Speedmakers NASCAR Race Hub Motorcycle SPIKE 69 38 Repo Repo Repo Repo Repo Auction Auction Auction Auction Repo Auction Ways to Die SYFY 43 40 (5:30) “Powder”››‡ (1995) Å “The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian”››› (2008) Georgie Henley. “Beauty and the Beasts: A Dark Tale”


Queens ’The King of Queens ’

The Offi ce ’ Å

The Offi ce “Gossip”

The Offi ce ’ Å

The Offi ce ’ Å

The Offi ce “Niagara”

The Offi ce “Niagara”

Conan Jennifer Lopez; Demetri Martin. (N)

Lopez Tonight (N)

TCM 51 26(:45) “The Rocking Horse Winner”›››‡ (1949, Drama) Valerie Hobson, John Howard Davies.

“She Went to the Races”›› (1945, Comedy) James Craig, Frances Gifford.

“Thoroughbreds Don’t Cry”››‡ (1937) Judy Garland. Å

“Down the Stretch”›› (1936) Mickey Rooney.

TLC 42 41 Cake Boss What Sell? What Sell? Child Frozen in Time ’ Tiniest Girl Extreme Extreme Child Frozen in Time ’ Tiniest Girl TNT 36 42 NBA Basketball NBA Basketball Conference Semifi nal: Teams TBA. (N) Å Inside the NBA (N) Å Law & Order “Bitch” ’ Law TOON 63 33 Codename Johnny T Scooby-Doo Looney Hole in Wall King of Hill King of Hill Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Family Guy Family Guy Chicken TRVL 59 48 Bizarre Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Bizarre TVLND 53 28 Sanford Sanford All-Family All-Family All-Family Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Roseanne (:41) Roseanne ’ Å

USA 45 15Law & Order: SVU

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit “Pursuit” ’

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit “P.C.” ’

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit “Turmoil”

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit “Torch” ’

Law & Order: Criminal Intent “The Consoler” ’

CSI: Crime Scene

VS. 47 422 NHL Hockey Conference Semifi nal: Teams TBA. Hockey Sports Jobs Adv. Sports WEC WrekCage Å IndyCar Week Paid Prog. WE 185 120 Braxton Sinbad It’s Just Family Sinbad It’s Just Family Braxton Family Values Ghost Whisperer Å Braxton Family Values Braxton WGN-A 14 MLB Baseball: Cardinals at Cubs News/Nine Scrubs ’ South Park South Park Entourage Enthusiasm Entourage Enthusiasm Paid Prog.

ENC 642 710(:20) “Up”›››‡ (2009, Comedy) Voices of Ed Asner. ’ Å

“The Fifth Element”››› (1997) Bruce Willis. A New York cabby tries to save Earth in 2259. ’ Å

(:10) “Mortal Kombat”›› (1995) Robin Shou. Earthlings fi ght in a multidimensional competition. ’

“Sweet Home”

HBO 500 600(:45) “He’s Just Not That Into You”›› (2009) Ben Affl eck. Men and women navigate through complex relationships. ’ Å

“Scott Pilgrim vs. the World”››› (2010) Michael Cera, Mary Elizabeth Winstead. ’ Å

Game of Thrones Ned looks for clues. ’ Å

“Precious Life” (2010)

SHO 600 660(5:30) “Tri-age”

(:15) “The Joneses”›› (2009, Comedy-Drama) David Duchovny, Demi Moore. iTV. ’ Å

Nurse Jackie (iTV)

United States, Tara

Nurse Jackie (iTV)

United States, Tara

Diary-Call Girl

“The War Boys” (2009) Peter Gallagher. iTV.

TMC 620 690(5:30) “K-19: The Widowmaker”››‡ (2002) Harrison Ford. ’ Å

“Leaves of Grass”››‡ (2009, Comedy-Drama) Edward Norton, Keri Russell. ’ Å

“Savage Grace”››‡ (2007) Julianne Moore, Stephen Dillane. ’ Å

(:40) “Lake City” (2008) Sissy Spacek. ’ Å

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4.2/This TV KPIC

292 “Hornet’s Nest”››‡ (1970) Rock Hudson, Sylva Koscina. Italian boys, German doctor and U.S. captain blow Nazi dam.

“Rosebud”›› (1975, Suspense) Peter O’Toole, Richard Attenborough, Cliff Gorman. Arab terrorists hijack a yacht, taking fi ve passengers.

“Titanic”››› (1953, Docudrama) Clifton Webb, Barbara Stanwyck, Robert Wagner.

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Barney & Friends


Sid the Science Kid

Bob the Builder ’


WordWorld Å (DVS)

Wild Kratts “Falcon City”


WordGirl Å (DVS)




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Judge Judy ’ Å


News (N) Å

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America’s Funniest Home Videos ’ Å

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit “Countdown” ’ Å

Star Trek: The Next Generation Crew thinks Data is dead.


The 700 Club Å

30/IND 21 Action 4 Life Books of the

Book3ABN Today Tiny Tots for

JesusKids Time Most Important Questions Å Feature Presentations Better Life On Tour Wonderfully

Made 33/FOXKLSR

13 11 (10:00) “Eight Below”›››

The 700 Club Å New Adv./Old Christine

Friends ’ Å Frasier ’ Å According to Jim ’ Å



Everybody-Raymond

The Offi ce “Double Date”


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6 The Nate Berkus Show (N) Å Days of our Lives (N) ’ Å Swift Justice-Nancy Grace


The Doctors Å The Ellen DeGeneres Show Actor Jon Hamm. (N) Å



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7 Best of Joy of Painting

Lidia’s Italy ’ Å

Charlie Rose (N) ’ Å Barney & Friends

Bob the Builder ’



WordGirl Å (DVS)

Wild Kratts “Falcon City”



13 Wonders of Spain ’

A&E 24 23The First 48 A man is robbed and shot. Å

The First 48 A man is shot outside his home. Å

The Sopranos Gangster goes to a psychiatrist. ’ Å

CSI: Miami A man is found stabbed in a hotel room. ’

Criminal Minds Four women are kidnapped. ’ Å



The First 48 Å

ABC FAM 40 32 Still Standing Still Standing Simple Rules Simple Rules My Wife-Kids My Wife-Kids ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show Gilmore Girls ’ Å Still Standing

AMC 68 24(11:30) “Rio Bravo”››› (1959, Western) John Wayne, Dean Martin, Ricky Nelson. A powerful rancher seeks his brother’s release from prison. Å

“The Cowboys”››› (1972, Western) John Wayne, Roscoe Lee Browne, Bruce Dern. Rancher takes schoolboys on cattle drive. Å

“High Plains Drifter”››› (1973) Clint Eastwood. Å

ANPL 49 47 Miami Animal Police ’ Animal Cops Miami ’ Å The Most Extreme ’ Å Weird, True Weird, True Pit Boss ’ Å I Shouldn’t Be Alive ’ Å Whale Wars BRAVO 62 46 Housewives/NJ Housewives/NJ Housewives/NJ Housewives/NJ Housewives/NJ Housewives/NJ Housewives CNBC 65 Closing Bell (N) ’ Å Closing Bell-Bartiromo Fast Money (N) Mad Money (N) The Kudlow Report (N) The Facebook Obsession Amer. Greed CNN 35 35 Newsroom (N) The Situation Room With Wolf Blitzer (N) John King, USA (N) In the Arena (N) Piers Morgan COM 64 98 Dirty Work Com. Central Daily Show Colbert Report “The Man”›› (2005) Samuel L. Jackson, Eugene Levy. Å RENO 911! Futurama ’ South Park Tosh.0 Å Scrubs Å CW 12 14 TBA Know Cause TBA TBA The Steve Wilkos Show Å The Tyra Show ’ Å Don’t Forget Don’t Forget King King ’70s Show

DISC 34 30Deadliest Catch “Crossing the Line” A week behind schedule.

American Chopper Confrontation over missing tools. Å

American Chopper “OCC Produc-tion Bike” ’ Å

American Chopper “Military Bike 1” ’ Å

American Chopper “Military Bike 2” ’ Å

I (Almost) Got Away With It Lane Slettvet stabs a man. ’

Cash Cab ’ Å


Jungle Junc-tion Å

Special Agent Oso ’ Å


Wizards of Waverly Place




Fish Hooks Fish Hooks Phineas and Ferb Å

Phineas and Ferb Å

Fish Hooks

E! 57 25 E! News Fatal Beauty: 15 Most Notorious Women Pseudo-celebrities. E! Special “Speed”›››‡ (1994, Action) Keanu Reeves, Dennis Hopper. Khloe






SportsCenter (Live) Å MLB Baseball Teams TBA. (Subject to Blackout) (Live) Å

ESPN2 27 49 The Scott Van Pelt Show SportsNation (Live) Å NASCAR Now Around/Horn SportsNation Interruption Football Live NFL Live (N) Year of the Quarterback SportsCenter FNC 32 27 Studio B With Shepard Smith Your World With Neil Cavuto Glenn Beck (N) Special Report FOX Report/Shepard Smith The O’Reilly Factor (N) Å Hannity (N) FOOD 72 50 Best Dishes Home Cooking Contessa Contessa Minute Meals Minute Meals Guy’s Big Bite Secrets Cook for Real Giada-Home Contessa Ingredient Fix Best Dishes FX 31 45 He Got Game “Coach Carter”››› (2005, Drama) Samuel L. Jackson, Robert Ri’chard, Rob Brown. “21”››‡ (2008, Drama) Jim Sturgess, Kevin Spacey, Kate Bosworth. Two/Half Men

FXM 44 (11:00) “Man on a Tight-rope”›››› (1953) Å

“The Kremlin Letter”››› (1970, Suspense) Bibi Andersson. Spies seek letter about U.S.-Soviet plot against China. Å

“The Manhattan Project”››‡ (1986) John Lithgow. A brilliant teen makes an atomic bomb with stolen plutonium.

“Courage Under Fire”›››‡ (1996, Drama) Denzel Washington, Meg Ryan. Å

HGTV 50 43 House Hunters Int’l Antonio Antonio Divine Design Divine Design Divine Design Pure Design Design Inc. ’ Design Inc. ’ Get It Sold Get It Sold Disaster DIY HIST 41 34 Modern Marvels “Dredging” Modern Marvels “Doors” Underwater Universe Å Underwater Universe Å The Next Nostradamus Using computers to predict events. Marvels HLMRK 87 Martha’s Kit. Martha’s Kit. The Martha Stewart Show The Martha Stewart Show The Waltons “The Fire Storm” The Waltons “The Wedding” The Waltons “The Wedding” Little House ION 15 20 Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer ’ Å With’t a Trace LIFE 23 29 Old Christine How I Met How I Met How I Met American Justice ’ Å Cold Case Files License plate. Unsolved Mysteries Å Unsolved Mysteries Å Intervention MSNBC 54 44 Martin Bashir (N) The Dylan Ratigan Show (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews MSNBC Live (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews The Last Word R. Maddow MTV 26 17 The Real World ’ Å Son of a Gun Son of a Gun I Was 17 I Was 17 “Worst. Prom. Ever” (2011) Daryl Sabara, Haley Ramm. ’ The Seven ’ ’70s Show ’70s Show NAT GEO 73 Troopers Troopers Navajo Cops Taboo Punishment. Taboo “Beauty” Troopers Troopers Vanished From Alcatraz Taboo NICK 71 39 Dora Explorer Dora Explorer Max & Ruby Max & Ruby SpongeBob SpongeBob The Penguins T.U.F.F. Puppy Big Time Rush iCarly Å SpongeBob SpongeBob iCarly Å OXY 61 Tori & Dean Tori & Dean-Sweet Hollywood Tori & Dean-Sweet Hollywood Tori & Dean-Sweet Hollywood Tori & Dean-Sweet Hollywood Tori & Dean-Sweet Hollywood Tori & Dean: sTORIbook

ROOT 38 99The Joy of Fishing

Hawg Quest Fisherman’s Handbook

Downunder Horsemanship

The Dan Patrick Show (N) The Game 365 Mariners Pregame (Live)


SPEED 58 53 Guys Garage Truck U Barrett-Jackson Monster Jam Pass Time Pass Time NASCAR Race Hub (N) Car Warriors “Best of CW” ’ Car Warriors SPIKE 69 38 CSI: Crime Scene Investigat’n CSI: NY ’ Å CSI: Crime Scene Investigat’n UFC Unleashed ’ UFC Unleashed ’ UFC Unleashed ’ Unleash SYFY 43 40 Haunted “Blind Witness” ’ Haunted “Nocturne” ’ Å Haunted “A Three Hour Tour” Haunted “Nexus” ’ Å Stargate Atlantis ’ Å Stargate SG-1 “Upgrades” ’ Star Trek: Ent.




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The Offi ce Å Everybody-Raymond

Everybody-Raymond

Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å Seinfeld “The Heart Attack”

TCM 51 26“Murder at the Gallop”›››‡ (1963, Mystery) Margaret Rutherford, Robert Morley. Å

“Murder Most Foul”››› (1964, Mystery) Margaret Rutherford, Ron Moody. Å

(:15) “Murder Ahoy!”››‡ (1964) Margaret Rutherford. Miss Marple investigates the death of a naval trustee. Å

“Scarlet Street”››› (1945, Crime Drama) Edward G. Robinson, Joan Bennett.

TLC 42 41 Cake Boss ’ Kitchen Boss A Baby Story A Baby Story Baby’s First Rm-Multiples Lottery Changed My Life III Lottery Changed My Life ’ Lottery Changed My Life ’ Lottery-Life TNT 36 42 Las Vegas ’ Å Las Vegas “Down and Dirty” The Closer “Fatal Retraction” Cold Case “The Last Drive-In” NBA Basketball Conference Semifi nal: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) Å TOON 63 33 Looney Tunes ’ Tom & Jerry Garfi eld Show Ed, Edd, Eddy Ed, Edd, Eddy Courage-Dog Courage-Dog Advent. Time MAD Scooby-Doo Codename TRVL 59 48 Pie Paradise Å Bourdain: No Reservations Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Man v. Food Man v. Food Barbecue Paradise Å Bourdain: No Reservations Border Patrol TVLND 53 28 Gunsmoke “Charlie Noon” Gunsmoke Å Bonanza “The Trail Gang” Bonanza “The Savage” Bonanza “Silent Thunder” Good Times Jeffersons Sanford & Son

USA 45 15House “Damned if You Do” Dr. House treats a nun. Å

House Schizophrenic with deep-vein thrombosis. Å

NCIS “Capitol Offense” Senator asks Gibbs for help. Å

NCIS Secrets about Gibbs’ past are revealed. ’ Å

NCIS A murderous psychopath taunts the team. ’ Å

NCIS “Collateral Damage” Gibbs second-guesses himself.

NCIS “Cloak” ’ Å

VS. 47 422 Into the Blue Real NBA World of Adventure Sports ’ World of Adventure Sports ’ Adv. Sports Hockey NHL Hockey Conference Semifi nal: Teams TBA. (N Subject to Blackout) (Live) WE 185 120 Raising Sextuplets Å Raising Sextuplets Å Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Charmed ’ Å Charmed “Generation Hex” Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls WGN-A 14 Walker, Texas Ranger Å Jeannie Bewitched Cheers Å Cheers Å Dharma/Greg Dharma/Greg Amer. Funniest Home Videos Old Christine Old Christine How I Met

ENC 642 710(11:40) “District 9”›››‡ (2009, Science Fiction) Sharlto Copley, Jason Cope. ’ Å

(:35) “Did You Hear About the Morgans?”›‡ (2009, Comedy) Hugh Grant, Sarah Jessica Parker. ’ Å

(:20) “Gangs of New York”›››‡ (2002) Leonardo DiCaprio, Daniel Day-Lewis. A man vows vengeance on the gangster who killed his father. ’ Å

(:15) “Ground-hog Day” ’

HBO 500 600“The Mistress of Spices” ’

(:45) Flight of the Conchords

(:15) “The Tale of Despereaux”››‡ (2008) Voices of Matthew Broderick. ’ Å

(:45) “Monsters vs. Aliens”››‡ (2009, Adventure) Voices of Reese Witherspoon, Hugh Laurie, Seth Rogen. ’ Å

“Tooth Fairy”›› (2010, Comedy) Dwayne Johnson, Ashley Judd. ’ Å

(:15) “Lottery Ticket”››‡

SHO 600 660(11:30) “Spin”›‡ (2007) Michael Biehn. iTV. ’ Å

“Wake” (2010) Bijou Phillips. An emotionally isolated woman goes to strangers’ funerals.

(:45) “This Is England”›››› (2006) Thomas Turgoose. iTV. A boy joins a gang of skinheads in 1980s Britain. ’ Å

“Killshot” (2009) Diane Lane. A couple fl ee a relentless assassin and his young partner.

(:15) “World’s Greatest Dad”

TMC 620 690(11:35) “Below the Beltway” (2010, Comedy) Tate Donovan, Sarah Clarke. ’ Å

(:20) “The Deal”›› (2005, Suspense) Christian Slater, Selma Blair, John Heard. ’ Å

(:10) “Staten Island”››› (2009) Ethan Hawke. The lives of three residents of Staten Island intersect. ’ Å

(4:50) “Race” (2007, Science Fiction) Voices of James Hereth, Kevin Lewis. ’ Å

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8:30 p.m. on KEZIBetter With You

When Mia (JoAnna Garcia Swisher) goes into labor, she and Casey (Jake Lacy) change their minds about waiting to get mar-ried until after the birth. The fam-ily shifts into overdrive, with Casey and Ben (Josh Cooke) rushing off to get the marriage license, Maddie (Jennifer Finnigan) looking for an officiant, and Vicky and Joel (Debra Jo Rupp, Kurt Fuller) tracking down the old, new, borrowed and blue in the season finale, “Better With the Baby.”

9 p.m. on KPICCriminal Minds

The BAU is on the case when bodies are found buried in the ocean floor off the coast of Jack-sonville, Fla. Morgan (Shemar Moore) has a personal interest in this investigation: His aunt (Denise Dowse) thinks her daughter may be one of the victims. Joe Mantegna, Thomas Gibson and Kirsten Vang-sness also star in the new episode “Big Sea.”

9 p.m. on CWAmerica’s Next Top Model

And then there were two. In this new episode, the three remaining contestants navigate a talk show correspondent challenge, then get a visit from Tyra that turns into a photo shoot. A later shoot with a male model proves nerve-racking as judgment time draws closer. Agency executive Ivan Bart joins the judges panel to choose the final two contestants.

9:30 p.m. on KLSRBreaking In

Some secrets are too closely guarded even for the geniuses at Contra Security to crack. One of those is KFC’s secret chicken recipe, which they attempt to get but botch the job. To improve their teamwork, Oz (Christian Slater) traps everyone in the office over the weekend, forcing them to work together to find a way out. Along the way, Cameron’s (Bret Harri-son) feelings for Melanie (Odette Annable) are revealed in the new episode “Breaking Out.”

10 p.m. on KPICCriminal Minds: Suspect

BehaviorFBI Director Jack Fickler (Rich-

ard Schiff) asks the Red Cell team to track down his goddaughter, whose father is his longtime friend, a federal judge. Forest Whitaker, Janeane Garofalo and Michael Kelly also star in the new episode “Strays.”

10 p.m. on KOBI KMTXLaw & Order: Special Victims

UnitRita Wilson (“Runaway Bride,”

“It’s Complicated”) guest stars in this new episode as the mother of a teenage boy who is found sleeping naked in a strange young woman’s apartment. She jumps to defend her son, but Benson and Stabler (Mariska Hargitay, Christo-pher Meloni) soon realize they’re dealing with a very naive woman, a very sneaky kid and a whole lot of deception in “Delinquent.”

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Jeopardy! (N) Å

Inside Edi-tion (N)

Survivor: Redemption Island ’ Å

Criminal Minds “Big Sea” (N) Å (DVS)

Criminal Minds: Suspect Behavior “Strays” (N) ’

News (N) Å (:35) Late Show With David Letterman Å

4.2/This TV KPIC

292 (5:00) “Titanic”

“Return to Paradise”›› (1953, Romance) Gary Cooper, Roberta Haynes, Barry Jones.

“Titanic”››› (1953) Clifton Webb. People mingle and couple bicker on doomed 1912 luxury liner.

“Europa, Europa”›››‡ (1991) Marco Hofschneider, Julie Delpy.

5/NBCKOBI


The Insider (N) Å

Minute to Win It Contestants vie for the top prize.

Minute to Win It “Not Just a Pretty Face-Off”

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit “Delinquent”


8/PBSKSYS

8 PBS NewsHour (N) ’ Å Oregon Art Beat Å

Secrets of the Dead “Sinking Atlantis” ’

NOVA Bluestonehenge, prehistoric monument. ’

Saving the Bay Survival of San Francisco Bay. (N)


9/ABCKEZI


The Insider (N) Å

The Middle “The Prom”

Better With You Å

Modern Family (N)

(:31) Cougar Town (N) ’

Happy End-ings (N) ’

Happy End-ings (N) ’



25/MYTVKEVU

11 12 (:00) The 700 Club


Burn Notice Michael joins a crime ring. ’ Å

Burn Notice Michael tries to catch an embezzler.


Entourage “Snow Job”

My Name Is Earl Å

30/IND 21 Amazing Facts

3ABN Today It Is Written Å

In Search of Truth

Making Waves

From My Heart

Revelation Now 3ABN Today Knowing God

33/FOXKLSR


The Simp-sons Å

King of the Hill Å

American Idol The remaining contestants perform. (Same-day Tape) Å

Breaking In (N) Å

Fox News at 10 (N)

Two and a Half Men

Family Guy ’ Å

Everybody-Raymond

Scrubs ’ Å

46/NBCKTCW


Are You Smarter?

Minute to Win It Contestants vie for the top prize.

Minute to Win It “Not Just a Pretty Face-Off”

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit “Delinquent”


51/PBSKOAC

7 Nightly Business

PBS NewsHour (N) ’ Å Secrets of the Dead “Sinking Atlantis” ’

NOVA Bluestonehenge, prehistoric monument. ’

Lost Treasures of the Ancient World ’ Å

Black in Latin America (N) ’ Å (DVS)

PBS News-Hour Å

A&E 24 23(:00) The First 48

The First 48 A man is shot outside his home.

Beyond Scared Straight “Jessup” Å

Storage Wars Å

Storage Wars Å

Storage Wars Å

Storage Wars Å

Dog the Bounty Hunter “The Ice Man” Å

Beyond Scared

ABC FAM 40 32 Still Stnd “Bruce Almighty”››‡ (2003) Jim Carrey. “Evan Almighty”›› (2007, Comedy) Steve Carell. The 700 Club Å Whose?

AMC 68 24(5:30) “High Plains Drifter”››› (1973, Western) Clint Eastwood. Å

“Rambo: First Blood Part II”›› (1985) Sylvester Stallone. Ex-Green Beret goes on Vietnam mission.

“The Recruit”››‡ (2003, Suspense) Al Pacino, Colin Farrell. A CIA rookie must ferret out a mole within the agency. Å

ANPL 49 47 Whale Wars Untamed and Uncut ’ River Monsters ’ River Monsters River Monsters: Bizarre River Monsters Monsters BRAVO 62 46 Housewives Top Chef Masters Å Top Chef Masters Å Top Chef Masters Å Top Chef Masters (N) Top Chef Masters Å Top Chef CNBC 65 Greed American Greed Mad Money American Greed American Greed Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. CNN 35 35 Piers Anderson Cooper 360 (N) Å Piers Morgan Tonight Anderson Cooper 360 Anderson Cooper 360 Piers COM 64 98 Scrubs ’ Daily Show Colbert Rep Chappelle’s Chappelle’s South Park South Park South Park Work. Daily Show Colbert Rep South Park CW 12 14 ’70s Show Seinfeld ’ Seinfeld ’ America’s Next Model America’s Next Model Payne Browns Roseanne Roseanne South Park


MythBusters Cold feet; the poop hits the fan. ’

MythBusters The truth of the world’s fi rst torpedo.

MythBusters Propelling a sailboat by a fan. (N) ’

MythBusters Tornadoes are put to the test. Å

MythBusters The truth of the world’s fi rst torpedo.

MythBusters Å

DISN 37 21Good Luck Charlie

Phineas and Ferb

Phineas and Ferb

“Lemonade Mouth” (2011, Musical) Bridgit Mendler. Five high-school students form a music group.

Phineas and Ferb

Phineas and Ferb

Good Luck Charlie

Good Luck Charlie

Hannah Montana ’

E! 57 25 Khloe E! News (N) Sex & City Sex & City E! True Hollywood Story The Dance Khloe Chelsea Lat E! News

ESPN 28 31MLB Base-ball

Baseball Tonight (Live) Å SportsCenter (Live) Å Baseball Tonight

NFL Live (N) Å

SportsCenter (Live) Å SportsCenter (Live) Å MLB Base-ball

ESPN2 27 49 SpoCenter Year of the Quarterback Year of the Quarterback SportsNation Å NASCAR NBA N. American Poker SportCenter FNC 32 27 Hannity (N) Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor Hannity Greta Van Susteren Glenn Beck Red Eye FOOD 72 50 30-Minute Iron Chef America Last Cake Standing Best in Smoke Dinner: Impossible Diners Diners B.- Smoke FX 31 45 Two Men Two Men Two Men “Wanted”››› (2008, Action) James McAvoy, Morgan Freeman. “Wanted”››› (2008, Action) James McAvoy.

FXM 44 “Courage Under Fire”

“Without a Trace”››‡ (1983, Drama) Judd Hirsch, Kate Nelligan, Stockard Channing. Å

“Courage Under Fire”›››‡ (1996, Drama) Denzel Washing-ton, Meg Ryan. Å

“Without a Trace”››‡ (1983) Judd Hirsch, Kate Nelligan. Å

HGTV 50 43 Income Hunters Int’l House Property Property Income Property House Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Income Income HIST 41 34 Marvels Modern Marvels “Doors” Ancient Aliens Å Bigfoot: The Defi nitive Guide Å MonsterQuest “Birdzilla” Aliens HLMRK 87 Little House Little House on Prairie Little House on Prairie Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls ION 15 20 Without Without a Trace “4.0” ’ Without a Trace Å Without a Trace Å Criminal Minds ’ Å Criminal Minds “Identity” Without LIFE 23 29 Intervention Pawn Stars Pawn Stars The First 48 Å The First 48 Å Vanished, Beth How I Met How I Met Chris MSNBC 54 44 R. Maddow The Ed Show (N) The Last Word Rachel Maddow Show The Ed Show Hardball Chris Matthews Last Word MTV 26 17 ’70s Show Sil. Library Sil. Library 16 and Pregnant Å The Real World Å The Real World (N) ’ Barbarellas The Real World Å NAT GEO 73 (:00) Taboo Taboo “Fantasy Lives” Vanished From Alcatraz Taboo “Misfi ts” Taboo “Fantasy Lives” Troopers Troopers Science NICK 71 39 iCarly ’ BrainSurge SpongeBob My Wife My Wife Hates Chris Hates Chris Lopez Lopez The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny OXY 61 Love Games: Bad Girls Love Games: Bad Girls “Where the Heart Is”›› (2000) Natalie Portman. Å Tori & Dean: sTORIbook Where Hrt


Mariners Postgame


The Dan Patrick Show (N) World Poker Tour: Season 9

SPEED 58 53 Warriors Car Science Car Science Car Warriors ’ Å Car Warriors Car Science Car Science NASCAR Race Hub Motorcycle SPIKE 69 38 Unleash UFC Unleashed ’ UFC Unleashed ’ The Ultimate Fighter (N) Repo Repo The Ultimate Fighter ’ Ways to Die SYFY 43 40 Enterprise Fact or Faked Fact or Faked Fact or Faked Fact or Faked Ghost Hunters ’ Å Hollywood



Are We There Yet?

Are We There Yet?

Meet the Browns

Meet the Browns

House of Payne

House of Payne

Conan Actor Judd Apatow. (N) Lopez Tonight (N)

TCM 51 26“Scarlet Street”

“Trade Winds”››› (1938) Fredric March. A policeman falls in love with a murder suspect.

“The Housekeeper’s Daughter”›› (1939, Comedy) Joan Bennett. Å

“Woman on the Beach”››› (1947) Joan Bennett, Robert Ryan. Å

“House-Shadow”

TLC 42 41 Lottery-Life Spouse vs. House Å Lottery Changed My Life Extreme Extreme Spouse vs. House (N) ’ Extreme Extreme House TNT 36 42 NBA Basketball Conference Semifi nal: Teams TBA. (N) Å Inside the NBA (N) Å Law & Order ’ Law & Order “DWB” ’ Law TOON 63 33 Codename Johnny T Hole in Wall Dude Destroy King of Hill King of Hill Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Family Guy Family Guy Chicken TRVL 59 48 Border Man, Food Man, Food Man, Food Man, Food Man, Food Man, Food Conqueror Conqueror Man, Food Man, Food Man, Food TVLND 53 28 Sanford Sanford All-Family All-Family All-Family Raymond Raymond Cleveland Cleveland Home Imp. Home Imp. Home Imp.

USA 45 15(:00) NCIS “Cloak” ’

NCIS Criminal targets govern-ment secrets. ’

NCIS “Power Down” Citywide blackout. Å

NCIS Team investigates the death of a Marine. ’

NCIS “Ignition” A Navy pilot is found dead. Å

NCIS Secrets about Gibbs’ past are revealed.

CSI: Crime Scene

VS. 47 422 Hockey Adv. Sports Adv. Sports Bull Riding Bull Riding Prostate WE 185 120 Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Ghost Whisperer Å Raising Sextuplets Å Sextuplets WGN-A 14 How I Met MLB Baseball Chicago White Sox at Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim. (N) Å News/Nine Enthusiasm Entourage Enthusiasm Paid Prog.

ENC 642 710(:15) “Groundhog Day”››‡ (1993) Bill Murray, Andie MacDowell. ’ Å

“Cloudy With a Chance of Meat-balls”››› (2009, Comedy) ’ Å

(:35) “Did You Hear About the Morgans?”›‡ (2009) Hugh Grant, Sarah Jessica Parker. ’ Å

(:20) “Ransom”››› (1996) Mel Gibson. ’

HBO 500 600(:15) “Lottery Ticket”››‡ (2010, Comedy) Bow Wow. ’ Å

Lady Gaga Presents the Monster Ball Tour: At Madison Square Garden ’ Å



Treme ’ Å

SHO 600 660(:15) “World’s Greatest Dad”››› (2009) Robin Williams. iTV. ’ Å

United States, Tara

Nurse Jackie (iTV)

Inside NAS-CAR (N)

Penn & Teller The Borgias “Death, on a Pale Horse” (iTV) Å

Inside NAS-CAR (iTV)

Gigolos (iTV) Å

The Borgias (iTV) Å

TMC 620 690“The Good Life” (2007, Drama) Mark Webber, Zooey Deschanel. ’ Å

“The Brothers Bloom”››‡ (2008) Rachel Weisz. Con artists pick a quirky heiress for their last hustle.

“King of California”››› (2007) Michael Douglas, Evan Rachel Wood. ’

(:35) “Below the Beltway” (2010) ’ Å

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12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 6:00

4,13/CBSKPIC

4 8 News Å The Bold and the Beautiful


News (N) Å

4.2/This TV KPIC

292 (11:00) “Salt and Pepper”›‡ (1968) Å

“One More Time”››‡ (1970) Sammy Davis Jr., Peter Lawford. Nightclub owners get involved in international intrigue.

“Anna Lucasta”›› (1958) Eartha Kitt, Sammy Davis Jr. A young woman fl ees after her lover learns of her racy past.

“The Blue Max”››› (1966, War) George Peppard, James Mason, Ursula Andress. Å

5/NBCKOBI



News (N)

8/PBSKSYS


Barney & Friends


Sid the Science Kid

Bob the Builder ’


WordWorld Å (DVS)



WordGirl Å (DVS)




9/ABCKEZI


Judge Judy ’ Å


News (N) Å

25/MYTVKEVU



America’s Funniest Home Videos Five fi nalists compete.

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit “Runaway” ’ Å

Star Trek: The Next Generation “Sarek” ’ Å


The 700 Club Å

30/IND 21 Action 4 Life Journeys ’n

Journals3ABN Today Tiny Tots for

JesusKids Time Kids Time

PraiseWindows of Hope

The Carter Report Central Study Hour 3ABN Today Live

33/FOXKLSR


Friends ’ Å Frasier ’ Å Frasier “The Matchmaker”





The Offi ce “Murder” ’


46/NBCKTCW

6 The Nate Berkus Show (N) Å Days of our Lives (N) ’ Å Swift Justice-Nancy Grace


The Doctors Å The Ellen DeGeneres Show Singer Shania Twain. (N) ’



51/PBSKOAC

7 Painting and Travel

Gourmet’s Di-ary, Foodie





WordGirl Å (DVS)




Burt Wolf: Travels

A&E 24 23The First 48 Floating corpse with a slashed throat. Å

The First 48 A triple shooting. Å The Sopranos “46 Long” Tony in a power struggle. ’

CSI: Miami A baby is kidnapped by a killer. ’ Å

Criminal Minds Gideon must identify an arsonist. ’ Å

Dog the Bounty Hunter Training a friend’s son. Å

The First 48 Å

ABC FAM 40 32 Still Standing Still Standing 8 Rules 8 Rules My Wife-Kids My Wife-Kids ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show Gilmore Girls “Rory’s Dance” Still Standing

AMC 68 24(10:30) “The Manchurian Candidate”››› (2004) Denzel Washington, Meryl Streep. Å

“88 Minutes”› (2007, Suspense) Al Pacino, Alicia Witt. A man must track down the source of a death threat. Å

“The Recruit”››‡ (2003, Suspense) Al Pacino, Colin Farrell, Bridget Moynahan. A CIA rookie must ferret out a mole within the agency. Å

“Rambo: First Blood Part II”

ANPL 49 47 Animal Cops Houston Å Animal Cops Houston Å The Most Extreme “Diggers” Weird, True Weird, True Pit Boss Shorty helps Jordan. I Shouldn’t Be Alive ’ Å Whale Wars BRAVO 62 46 Housewives/NJ Housewives/NJ Housewives/NJ Housewives/NJ Housewives/NJ Housewives/NYC Housewives CNBC 65 Closing Bell (N) ’ Å Closing Bell-Bartiromo Fast Money (N) Mad Money (N) The Kudlow Report (N) Trash Inc: The Secret Life of Pot CNN 35 35 Newsroom (N) The Situation Room With Wolf Blitzer (N) John King, USA (N) In the Arena (N) Piers Morgan COM 64 98 The Man›› Com. Central Daily Show Colbert Report “Still Waiting...” (2009) Justin Long, Danneel Harris. Å RENO 911! Futurama ’ South Park Tosh.0 Å Scrubs Å CW 12 14 TBA Waistline Waistline TBA The Steve Wilkos Show Å The Tyra Show ’ Å Don’t Forget Don’t Forget King King ’70s Show

DISC 34 30Deadliest Catch The Bering Sea’s harsh winter weather.

American Chopper Mercedes-Benz AMG. ’ Å

American Chopper Highlights. ’ Å American Chopper “N.Y. Yankees Bike 1” ’ Å

American Chopper New York Yankees baseball game. Å

Behind Bars Shelby County Division of Correction. Å

Cash Cab ’ Å

DISN 37 21“Mickey’s Adventures”

Jungle Junction Special Agent Oso ’ Å


Good Luck Charlie

Good Luck Charlie

Good Luck Charlie

Good Luck Charlie

Sonny With a Chance

Sonny With a Chance

Sonny With a Chance

Sonny With a Chance

Good Luck Charlie

E! 57 25 E! News “Speed”›››‡ (1994, Action) Keanu Reeves, Dennis Hopper. Khloe Khloe Khloe Dance Scene Dance Scene Sex and-City






SportsCenter (Live) Å NBA Count-down Å

NBA Basketball Conference Semifi nal, Game 6: Teams TBA. (If necessary). (Live) Å

ESPN2 27 49 The Scott Van Pelt Show SportsNation (Live) Å Football Live NASCAR Now SportsNation Interruption NFL Live (N) College Softball FNC 32 27 Studio B With Shepard Smith Your World With Neil Cavuto Glenn Beck (N) Special Report FOX Report/Shepard Smith The O’Reilly Factor (N) Å Hannity (N) FOOD 72 50 Best Dishes Home Cooking Contessa Contessa Minute Meals Minute Meals Guy’s Big Bite Secrets Cook for Real Giada-Home Contessa Ingredient Fix Best Dishes FX 31 45 Rounders “21”››‡ (2008, Drama) Jim Sturgess, Kevin Spacey, Kate Bosworth. Bernie Mac Bernie Mac “Taxi”›‡ (2004, Comedy) Queen Latifah, Jimmy Fallon. Rush Hour

FXM 44 (11:00) “White Witch Doc-tor”››‡ (1953, Adventure)

“Ordeal”›› (1973, Drama) Arthur Hill, Diana Muldaur. An injured man is left in the desert by wife and her lover. Å

“Quintet”›› (1979, Science Fiction) Paul Newman, Bibi Andersson. Man and wife come to frozen city of future. Å

“Strange Days”››› (1995, Suspense) Ralph Fiennes, Angela Bassett. Å

HGTV 50 43 House Hunters Int’l Design/Dime Design/Dime Design/Dime Design/Dime Genevieve Genevieve Secrets Color Splash Bang, Buck Bang, Buck Curb/Block HIST 41 34 Stan Lee’s Superhumans Modern Marvels Å Valkyrie: The Plot to Kill Hitler Å Stan Lee’s Superhumans Stan Lee’s Superhumans Stan Lee’s HLMRK 87 Martha’s Kit. Martha’s Kit. The Martha Stewart Show The Martha Stewart Show The Waltons Å The Waltons Å The Waltons Å Little House ION 15 20 Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Ghost Whisperer Reunite. ’ Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Without Trace LIFE 23 29 Old Christine How I Met How I Met How I Met American Justice ’ Å Cold Case Files ’ Å Unsolved Mysteries Å Unsolved Mysteries Å Intervention MSNBC 54 44 Martin Bashir (N) The Dylan Ratigan Show (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews MSNBC Live (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews The Last Word R. Maddow MTV 26 17 Super Sweet Super Sweet Super Sweet Super Sweet Super Sweet Super Sweet America’s Best Dance Crew I Was 17 I Was 17 The Seven ’ ’70s Show ’70s Show NAT GEO 73 Troopers Troopers Known Universe Known Universe Break It Down Troopers Troopers Naked Science (N) Known Univ. NICK 71 39 Dora Explorer Dora Explorer Max & Ruby Max & Ruby SpongeBob SpongeBob The Penguins T.U.F.F. Puppy Victorious ’ iCarly Å SpongeBob SpongeBob iCarly Å OXY 61 Snapped “Shannon Torrez” Snapped “Jennifer Hyatte” Snapped “Tracie Andrews” Snapped “Karen Tobie” Snapped “Amanda McGhee” Snapped “Donna Fryman” Law Order: CI

ROOT 38 99(11:00) MLB Baseball Seattle Mariners at Baltimore Orioles. From Oriole Park at Camden Yards in Baltimore.

The Dan Patrick Show (N) Beavers All Access



SPEED 58 53 NASCAR Racing From Dover International Raceway, May 16, 2010. NASCAR Racing NASCAR Race Hub (N) Speedmakers “Lotus Evora” Speedmakers SPIKE 69 38 CSI: Crime Scene Investigat’n CSI: NY ’ Å CSI: Crime Scene Investigat’n Jail ’ Å Jail ’ Å Jail ’ Å Jail ’ Å Jail ’ Å Jail ’ Å Jail ’ Å SYFY 43 40 Invasion ’ Å Invasion “Run and Gun” ’ Invasion “Round Up” Å Invasion ’ Å Stargate Atlantis ’ Å Stargate SG-1 “Crossroads” Star Trek: Ent.




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The Offi ce Å Everybody-Raymond

Everybody-Raymond

Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å Seinfeld “The Revenge” ’

TCM 51 26(11:00) “Qual-ity Street”

“Little Women”›››‡ (1933, Drama) Katharine Hepburn. A New Englander raises her daughters during the Civil War.

Katharine Hepburn “Neptune’s Daughter”››› (1949, Musical Comedy) Esther Williams, Red Skelton. Å

TLC 42 41 Cake Boss ’ Kitchen Boss A Baby Story A Baby Story Baby’s First Rm-Multiples Police Women of Broward Police Women of Broward Police Women of Broward Police Women TNT 36 42 Las Vegas “Bait and Switch” Las Vegas ’ Å The Closer Å Cold Case “Bullet” ’ Å Law & Order “Standoff” ’ Law & Order “Juvenile” ’ Law & Order TOON 63 33 Looney Tunes ’ Looney Tunes Tom & Jerry Garfi eld Show Ed, Edd, Eddy Ed, Edd Courage-Dog Courage-Dog Regular Show Regular Show Looney Tunes Scooby-Doo TRVL 59 48 Pasta Paradise Å Bourdain: No Reservations Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Man v. Food Man v. Food World’s Best Å Bourdain: No Reservations Bizarre Foods TVLND 53 28 Gunsmoke “The Still” Å Gunsmoke “The Innocent” Bonanza “Silent Thunder” Bonanza “The Ape” (:04) Bonanza Jeffersons (:43) Sanford & Son Å

USA 45 15House House probes the poisoning of a student. ’ Å

House “DNR” House violates a DNR order. ’ Å

House “Histories” Homeless woman’s seizures. ’ Å

House “Cursed” Demanding. ’ Å House “Control” New board chair-man. ’ Å

House “Mob Rules” House treats a mob informant. Å

NCIS Death of a petty offi cer.

VS. 47 422 The Bass Pros Real NBA Tour of California Preview WEC WrekCage Å Motorsports Hour Adv. Sports Adv. Sports World Extreme Cagefi ghting WE 185 120 My Fair Wedding My Fair Wedding Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Charmed “The Torn Identity” Charmed ’ Å Amazing Wedding Cakes Wedding WGN-A 14 Walker, Texas Ranger Å Jeannie Bewitched Cheers Å Cheers Å Dharma/Greg Dharma-Greg Amer. Funniest Home Videos Old Christine Old Christine How I Met

ENC 642 710(11:00) “The China Syn-drome”›››‡ (1979) Å

(:05) “2012”››‡ (2009, Action) John Cusack, Chiwetel Ejiofor, Amanda Peet. A global cataclysm nearly wipes out humanity. ’ Å

(3:50) “Jaws”›››› (1975, Horror) Roy Scheider. A man-eating shark terrorizes a New England resort town. ’ Å

“The Karate Kid Part II” ’

HBO 500 600(11:45) “Death Defying Acts”›› (2007) Catherine Zeta-Jones, Guy Pearce. ’ Å

“The Fourth Kind”›‡ (2009, Suspense) Milla Jovovich, Will Patton. ’ Å

(:15) Wartorn 1861-2010 Post-traumatic stress disorder. ’ Å

“Cinema Verite” (2011, Docudrama) Diane Lane, Tim Robbins, James Gandolfi ni. ’ Å

(:15) “I Spy”›› ’

SHO 600 660(11:45) “The Answer Man”›› (2009) Jeff Daniels, Lauren Graham. iTV. ’ Å

“Mercy”››‡ (2009, Drama) Scott Caan, Wendy Glenn, Troy Garity. iTV. ’ Å

Tom Arnold: That’s My Story and I’m Sticking to It Å

(:15) “The Messenger”››› (2009, Drama) Ben Foster. iTV. A soldier gets involved with a fallen comrade’s widow. ’ Å

(:15) “The Hurt Locker” Å

TMC 620 690(11:35) “Tenure”›› (2009, Comedy) Luke Wilson. ’ Å

(:05) “Ransom”››› (1996) Mel Gibson. A wealthy executive turns the tables on his son’s abductor. ’ Å

(:15) “The Life Before Her Eyes”›‡ (2007) Uma Thurman, Evan Rachel Wood. ’ Å

(:45) “Marvin’s Room”››› (1996, Drama) Meryl Streep. Illness spurs a reunion between two long-estranged sisters. ’

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New interlopers ramp up the drama at Greendale’s year-ending paintball tournament in the season finale. Jeff and Annie (Joel McHale, Alison Brie) and the rest of the study group disagree about strat-egy, but they’re all in agreement on the importance of working together to win. Chevy Chase and Gillian Jacobs also star in “For a Few Paintballs More.”

8 p.m. on CWThe Vampire Diaries

While watching a screening of “Gone With the Wind,” Damon (Ian Somerhalder) finds memories of Katherine (Elena Dobrev) from 1864 mixing in with the reality of present-day Elena (Dobrev again). Trying to prevent a tragedy comes at a high personal price for Stefan (Paul Wesley), and Sheriff Forbes (Marguerite McIntyre) makes a fatal error while trying to protect ev-eryone in the suspenseful season finale, “As I Lay Dying.”

9 p.m. on KPICCSI: Crime Scene Investigation

See Dick & Jane. See Dick & Jane kill. Langston (Laurence Fishburne) finally confronts Nate Haskell (Bill Irwin), the notorious Dick & Jane Killer, in the house where his killing spree began, in the season finale, “In a Dark, Dark House.” Tracee Ellis Ross reprises her role as Langston’s ex-wife, Glo-ria; Marg Helgenberger and Paul Guilfoyle also star.

9 p.m. on KLSRBones

Booth (David Boreanaz) has a sniper in his sights: the elusive Jacob Broadsky (Arnold Vosloo). When the killer takes out another victim, Booth is more determined than ever to take him down, but that resolve intensifies even further when a bullet intended for him takes out an innocent bystander. Emily Deschanel also stars in the new episode “The Hole in the Heart.”

10 p.m. on A&EManhunters: Fugitive Task Force

Deputy Michelle “Michy” Mendez has flashbacks to her first days on the task force when a fugitive she caught back then is on the loose once more, wanted for violating his probation. As she and the team work out their game plan, they learn that their target has children with nine different women, so he could be hiding out with any of them, in the new episode “Deja Fugitive.”

10:30 p.m. on KOBI KMTXOutsourced

Rajiv (Rizwan Manji) fears that his wedding will be canceled after he’s discovered in a compromising position, but he’s the one consider-ing calling things off when he learns his bride isn’t who he thought she was. Madhuri and Asha (Anisha Nagarajan, Rebecca Hazlewood) learn some disturbing information about another relationship — Man-meet’s (Sacha Dhawan) — in part 2 of “Rajiv Ties the Bharat,” the season finale.

Don’t MissTHURSDAY EVENING, MAY 12

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Jeopardy! (N) Å

Inside Edi-tion (N)

Big Bang Theory

Engagement CSI: Crime Scene Investiga-tion Å (DVS)

The Mentalist A young violin-ist is shot to death.

News (N) Å (:35) Late Show With David Letterman Å

4.2/This TV KPIC

292 (5:00) “The Blue Max”››› (1966) George Peppard, James Mason. Å

“The Blue Max”››› (1966, War) George Peppard, James Mason, Ursula Andress. A German aviator competes against more experienced pilots. Å

“Road House”›› (1989, Action) Patrick Swayze, Kelly Lynch. Å

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The Insider (N) Å

Community Å

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Cirque du Soleil -- Flowers in the Desert Highlights of six shows in Las Vegas. ’ Å

California’s Green

My Genera-tion Å


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The Insider (N) Å

Wipeout Obstacles include Twister Mill. (N) ’

Grey’s Anatomy Pressure leaves Meredith on edge.

(:01) Private Practice “God Bless the Child” (N)



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Without a Trace Teacher-student relationship. ’

Without a Trace “Blood Out” ’ Å


Entourage ’ Å

My Name Is Earl Å

30/IND 21 (:00) 3ABN Today Live Better Life

TodayTime Out Bible Ques-

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The Simp-sons Å

King of the Hill Å

American Idol A fi nalist is sent home. ’ Å

Bones Jacob Broadsky takes out another victim.

Fox News at 10 (N)

Two and a Half Men

Family Guy ’ Å

Everybody-Raymond

Scrubs ’ Å

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Are You Smarter?

Community Å

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PBS NewsHour (N) ’ Å Oregon Art Beat Å

Oregon Field Guide

Doc Martin “Erotomania” ’ Å

The Story of India “The Power of Ideas” ’

Saving the Bay Survival of San Francisco Bay. (N)

PBS News-Hour Å

A&E 24 23(:00) The First 48

The First 48 A triple shoot-ing. Å

The First 48 A gang founder is shot in a drive-by.

The First 48 “Fear Factor; Fall Guy” (N) Å

Manhunters Manhunters Manhunters Manhunters (12:01) The First 48

ABC FAM 40 32 Still Stnd Funniest Home Videos “Van Helsing”››‡ (2004, Fantasy) Hugh Jackman, Kate Beckinsale. The 700 Club Å Whose?

AMC 68 24(:00) “Rambo: First Blood Part II”›› (1985, Action) Sylvester Stallone. Å

“The Perfect Storm”››› (2000, Suspense) George Clooney, Mark Wahlberg, John C. Reilly. A fi shing boat sails into the storm of the century. Å

The Killing “Vengeance” The police learn more. ’

(12:02) “88 Minutes”›

ANPL 49 47 Whale Wars Life “Hunters” ’ Å Fatal Attractions Å Confessions: Hoarding Confessions: Hoarding Fatal Attractions Å Hoarding BRAVO 62 46 Housewives Housewives/NYC Housewives/NYC Housewives/NYC Housewives/NYC Happens Housewives/NYC CNBC 65 Pot Apocalypse 2012 Mad Money Mexico’s Drug War Apocalypse 2012 Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. CNN 35 35 Piers Anderson Cooper 360 (N) Å Piers Morgan Tonight Anderson Cooper 360 Anderson Cooper 360 Piers COM 64 98 Scrubs ’ Daily Show Colbert Rep Futurama Futurama South Park South Park South Park South Park Daily Show Colbert Rep Tosh.0 CW 12 14 ’70s Show Seinfeld ’ Seinfeld ’ The Vampire Diaries ’ Nikita “Pandora” Å Payne Browns Roseanne Roseanne South Park



Deadliest Catch “A Wing and a Prayer” ’ Å

River Monsters “Flesh Ripper” ’ Å

Swords: Life on the Line “Gamblers and Legends”

Deadliest Catch “A Wing and a Prayer” ’ Å

River Mon-sters Å

DISN 37 21Shake It Up! Å

Phineas and Ferb

Phineas and Ferb

“Starstruck”›› (2010, Drama) Sterling Knight, Danielle Campbell.

Suite Life on Deck

Phineas and Ferb

Phineas and Ferb

Good Luck Charlie

Good Luck Charlie

Hannah Montana ’

E! 57 25 Sex & City E! News (N) Sex & City “Knocked Up”››› (2007) Seth Rogen, Katherine Heigl. Chelsea Lat E! News

ESPN 28 31NBA Basketball NBA Basketball Conference Semifi nal, Game 6: Teams TBA. (If necessary).

(Subject to Blackout) (Live) ÅSportsCenter (Live) Å SportsCenter (Live) Å NBA Basket-

ball ESPN2 27 49 Baseball Tonight (Live) Å SportsCenter Å Baseball Tonight Å NFL Live NBA SportsNation Å SportCenter FNC 32 27 Hannity (N) Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor Hannity Greta Van Susteren Glenn Beck Red Eye FOOD 72 50 30-Minute Iron Chef America Iron Chef America Food Network 24 Hour Rest. Battle Chopped Food FX 31 45 (:00) “Rush Hour”››› (1998, Action) Two Men Two Men Two Men Two Men Wilde Wilde Wilde “Rush Hour”›››

FXM 44 (5:00) “Strange Days”››› (1995) Å

“The Name of the Rose”››‡ (1986) Sean Connery, F. Murray Abraham. Medieval monk solves abbey murders in Italy. Å

“Strange Days”››› (1995) Ralph Fiennes, Angela Bassett. A black marketeer peddles other people’s experiences. Å

HGTV 50 43 Yard Crash. Hunters Int’l House First Place First Place Selling NY Selling NY House Hunters Int’l House Hunters Int’l Selling NY HIST 41 34 Stan Lee’s Modern Marvels Å Swamp People Å Swamp People (N) Å Mounted Mounted Mounted Mounted Swamp HLMRK 87 Little House Little House on Prairie Little House on Prairie Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls ION 15 20 Without Without a Trace Å Criminal Minds “Lucky” Criminal Minds ’ Å Criminal Minds ’ Å Criminal Minds ’ Å Without LIFE 23 29 Intervention Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Reba Å Reba Å Reba Å Reba Å Reba Å Reba Å How I Met How I Met Chris MSNBC 54 44 R. Maddow The Ed Show The Last Word Rachel Maddow Show The Ed Show Hardball Chris Matthews Last Word MTV 26 17 ’70s Show Sil. Library Sil. Library Son, Gun Son, Gun America’s Best Dance America’s Best Dance Son, Gun America’s Best Dance NAT GEO 73 Universe Break It Down (N) Naked Science Known Universe Break It Down Troopers Troopers Taboo NICK 71 39 iCarly ’ BrainSurge SpongeBob My Wife My Wife Hates Chris Hates Chris Lopez Lopez The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny OXY 61 Law CI Law Order: CI Law Order: CI Law Order: CI Law Order: CI Law Order: CI Law CI


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The Dan Patrick Show (N) Table Tennis

SPEED 58 53 Speedma. Trucker Trucker Speedmakers Speedmakers Trucker Trucker NASCAR Race Hub Gearz SPIKE 69 38 Jail Å Jail Å Jail Å Jail Å Jail Å TNA Wrestling (N) ’ MANswers MANswers MANswers SYFY 43 40 Enterprise Star Trek: Next Star Trek: Next Star Trek: Next Star Trek: Next Star Trek: Next Star Trek

TBS 33 10Seinfeld “The Wink”

The King of Queens ’

The King of Queens ’

“50 First Dates”›› (2004) Adam Sandler. A man falls for a woman who has short-term memory loss.

Family Guy ’ Å

Family Guy “PTV” ’

Conan Magic Johnson; Maggie Q; Jen Kirkman.

Lopez Tonight (N)

TCM 51 26“Neptune’s Daughter”

“Take Me Out to the Ball Game”››‡ (1949) Gene Kelly. Å

(:45) “Duchess of Idaho”››‡ (1950, Romance-Comedy) Esther Williams, Van Johnson. Å

“Pagan Love Song”›› (1950, Musical) Esther Williams, Howard Keel. Å

“Texas Car-nival” Å

TLC 42 41 Police Pawn Pawn Police Women Police Women Pawn Pawn Police Women Pawn TNT 36 42 Law Bones ’ Å “The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers”›››‡ (2002) Elijah Wood, Ian McKellen. Å (:45) CSI: NY ’ Å TOON 63 33 Hole in Wall Gumball Adventure Regular MAD King of Hill King of Hill Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Family Guy Family Guy Eagleheart TRVL 59 48 Bizarre Man, Food Man, Food Man, Food Man, Food Man, Food Man, Food Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Man, Food TVLND 53 28 Sanford Sanford All-Family All-Family All-Family Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond 3’s Co. 3’s Co.

USA 45 15(:00) NCIS “Road Kill”

NCIS Ducky is stabbed at a crime scene. ’ Å

NCIS An assassin targets a key witness. ’ Å

NCIS Terrorists threaten to detonate a bomb. ’

NCIS “Jurisdiction” A Navy diver is murdered.

NCIS “Road Kill” Death of a petty offi cer. Å

NCIS “Broken Bird”

VS. 47 422 World Ext. Adv. Sports Adv. Sports World Extreme Cagefi ghting World Extreme Cagefi ghting Paid Prog. WE 185 120 Wedding Amazing Wedding Cakes My Fair Wedding My Fair Wedding Ghost Whisperer Å Weddings Weddings Weddings WGN-A 14 How I Met WGN News at Nine (N) Scrubs ’ Scrubs ’ South Park South Park Entourage Enthusiasm Entourage Enthusiasm Paid Prog.

ENC 642 710(:00) “The Karate Kid Part II”››‡ (1986, Drama) Ralph Macchio. ’ Å

“Apollo 13”›››‡ (1995) Tom Hanks, Bill Paxton. Based on the true story of the ill-fated 1970 moon mission. ’ Å

(:20) “2012”››‡ (2009, Action) John Cusack. A global cataclysm nearly wipes out humanity. ’ Å

HBO 500 600(:15) “I Spy”›› (2002, Comedy) Eddie Murphy, Owen Wilson. ’ Å

Treme Antoine contemplates a move. ’ Å

Treme “Everything I Do Gonh Be Funky” Å

Treme “On Your Way Down” ’ Å

Cathouse: The Musical

(:45) “Cinema Verite” (2011) Diane Lane. ’

SHO 600 660(:15) “The Hurt Locker”›››‡ (2008, War) Jeremy Renner, Anthony Mackie. iTV. ’ Å

“Saint John of Las Vegas” (2009) Steve Buscemi. iTV Premiere.

Nurse Jackie (iTV)

Diary-Call Girl

Gigolos (iTV) (N) ’

Diary-Call Girl

Gigolos (iTV) Å

TMC 620 690(:25) “The Final Storm” (2010, Action) Lauren Holly, Luke Perry. ’ Å

“Flawless”››‡ (2007, Crime Drama) Michael Caine, Demi Moore, Lambert Wilson. ’ Å

“Ransom”››› (1996) Mel Gibson. A wealthy executive turns the tables on his son’s abductor. ’

“Hotel California”

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EVENTSAN ASSOCIATION OF WRITERS —

10:45 a.m., Mercy Community Educa-tion Room 2, 2459 Stewart Parkway,Roseburg. This month’s meeting fea-tures a presentation, led by Rod Trotter,about turning poems into songs. AAWmeets every second Monday of themonth. Visitors welcome. 541-459-2902.

UMPQUA SINGERS AUDITIONS —1 to 4 p.m., Whipple Fine Arts Center,room 12, Umpqua Community College,1140 Umpqua College Road, Winches-ter. Open auditions for UCC’s UmpquaSingers student vocal jazz ensemble.Students must come prepared with asolo selection. Group performs 45 to50 concerts a year. 541-440-4693.

Tuesday, May 10


Veterans of Foreign Wars Post 9745,570 S.W. Douglas Blvd., Winston. 541-679-4090.

DRUMMING — 6:30 p.m., UnityChurch of Roseburg. Meets every sec-ond Tuesday of the month. Bringdrums, shakers, etc., for an en eveningof song and meditation through drum-ming. 541-957-1452.

OPEN MIC — 9 p.m. to midnight,hosted by What’s Left, Jersey Lilly,1430 N.E. Dee St., Roseburg. 541-672-9131.

INDUSTRY NIGHT — 8 p.m. to clos-ing, Joe’s Bar at the Mongolian Grill,1969 S.E. Stephens St., Roseburg.541-672-7190.

EVENTSLITERATI READS ‘THE GREAT

HOUSE’ — 1 p.m., The Riverview Ter-race Retirement Center, 1970 W. Har-vard, Roseburg. The Literati Book Clubwill discuss “The Great House,” a dark,compelling novel by Nichole Krauss.The June selection, for those whochoose to plan ahead, is “The Dream,”by Harry Bernstein. New members arewelcome. 541-496-3060.

DRUMMING — 6:30 p.m., UnityChurch of Roseburg. Meets every sec-ond Tuesday of the month. Bringdrums, shakers, etc., for an en eveningof song and meditation through drum-ming. 541-957-1452.

Wednesday, May 11

NIGHTLIFEKARAOKE — 4:30 to 10 p.m., Veter-

ans of Foreign Wars Post 9745, 570S.W. Douglas Blvd., Winston. Kitchenopen. Members, guests, public wel-come. 541-679-4090.

STORYVILLE JAZZ BAND — 6 to 9p.m., The Zoo, 2455 N.E. DiamondLake Blvd., Roseburg. Dixieland, swingand dance. No cover. 541-672-4488.

PUTTIN’ ON THE RITZ — 6:30 to8:30 p.m., Raise Your Glass, 1033 S.E.Stephens St., Roseburg. Two-hour din-ner show. Local performers will imper-sonate legends like Loretta Lynn asthey keep singing the hits. Dance floor.Weekend entrees. Free. 541-643-0264.


TEXAS HOLD ’EM — 7 p.m., $20buy-in tournament with cash gamesaround 9 p.m., The Club House, 227 W.Central Ave. Sutherlin. $5 daily mem-bership. 541-784-5354 or [email protected].

9-BALL POOL TOURNAMENT — 7p.m., Vera’s Lounge, 122 W. CentralAve., Sutherlin. $3 entry fee. 541-459-0463.

POOL LEAGUE — 8 p.m., Joe’s Barand Mongolian Grill, 1969 S.E.Stephens St., Roseburg. Men’s nightfree pool after league play. 541-672-7190.

Thursday, May 12


Veterans of Foreign Wars Post 9745,

570 S.W. Douglas Blvd., Winston.Shuffle board and pool tournamentstake place at 6 p.m. every third Thurs-day of each month.541-679-4090.

TIMOTHY PATRICK — 5 to 8 p.m.,Charley’s BBQ, 812 W. Harvard Ave.,Roseburg. Eugene entertainer bringshis sound back to Charley’s. Coversongs run the gamut from Willie Nel-son to Bob Dylan, and from Jim Morri-son to the Everly Brothers. No cover.541-957-1786.

KARAOKE — 6 p.m. until closing,Sawmill Tavern, 624 S.E. Cass Ave.,Roseburg. Free pool. 541-440-2785.

KARAOKE — 6 to 9 p.m., EaglesAerie #3508, 116 E. Second St.,Sutherlin. 541-459-9154.

BORN TO BE WILD — 7 p.m. and 9p.m., Cabaret Lounge, Seven FeathersCasino Resort, 146 Chief Miwaleta

Lane, Canyonville. Rock ’n’ roll partycombined with music from the greatssuch as Bob Seger, Johnny Cash andBon Jovi. Must be 21 or older. Reserva-tions recommended. 541-839-1111.

POOL TOURNAMENT — 7 p.m., TheOffyce, 208 Central Ave., Sutherlin.Tournaments every Thursday. 541-315-2136.

8-BALL BCA POOL TOURNAMENT— 7 p.m., Vera’s Lounge, 122 W. Cen-tral Ave., Sutherlin. $3 entry fee. 541-459-0463.

BLUES AND ROCK JAM — 8 to 11p.m., Jersey Lilly, 1430 N.E. Dee St.,Roseburg. Blues, progressive and clas-sic rock hosted by Boxorox. $2 cover.541-672-9131.

LADIES NIGHT — 8 p.m. to closing,Joe’s Bar at the Mongolian Grill, 1969S.E. Stephens St., Roseburg. Open mic

and karaoke by DJ Kevin.

EVENTSYONDR BOOK CLUB — 6:30 p.m.,

Yoncalla Branch Library, 194 Birch St.,Yoncalla. The Yoncalla-Drain area bookclub, YonDr, will meet to discuss “TheHelp” by Kathryn Stockett. 541-849-2128.

2011 EQUESTRIAN VARIETY SHOW— 7 p.m., Douglas County Fair-grounds, river arena, 2110 Frear St.,Roseburg. Umpqua Starchasers Eques-trian Drill Team performs annual showthat includes, musical drill performanc-es, pony cart exhibition and jumping,gaming and mounted target shootingdemonstrations. 541-430-4616.


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BILL DUNCANThe News-Review

If there is one nook or cran-ny in Oregon that has notbeen explored and written

about by William L. Sullivanof Eugene, I would be sur-prised. His specialty isdescribing places off the beat-en path, as in his latest outdoorguide, “Oregon Favorites.”Sullivan has written a month-by-month guide to places inOregon.

He warns that “some of theadventures can be difficult,”and reminds readers to“choose a trip that matchesyour abilities” and to tellsomeone your itinerary, partic-ularly the time you expect toreturn home. He also remindsthose planning trips to takeproper equipment. He takescare to describe each locationwith that kind of presentation.

Sullivan said he is oftenasked to name the “best” Ore-gon adventures, but he writes,“Oregon is such a diverse

state, ranging from desertmountains to coastal rain-forests,” therefore it’s hard tochoose a favorite spot. Also,he said, Oregon has such dif-ferent seasons across the statewith a variety of snow, rainand sun, that it would be diffi-cult to choose a single ideal

month for anyof the excur-sions. Withthat in mind,Sullivan wrotethe bookaccording tothe seasons.

The featuredsites have allbeen visitedand researchedby Sullivan,who includesinformation onhow to getthere and tipsfor exploringthe region.

A trademarkof Sullivan’sguidebookadventures ishis love ofnative wild-flowers. Eachchapter fea-tures the imageand descriptionof a particularwildflower.The photogra-phy in this and

other Sullivan books is worththe price of the book. Thecover of “Oregon Favorites” isa stunning photograph ofMount Hood taken from Tril-lion Lake. The equally grandback cover displays the Phan-tom Ship in Carter Lake.

The adventures told month-by-month explore the out ofthe way places throughoutOregon. For example, in July,Sullivan urges readers to visitMount St. Helens in Washing-ton state and return to groundzero to see how nature hashealed this devastated areaafter the May 18, 1980, vol-cano eruption. The sight ofthat rebuilding gives one hopefor recovery from all the cur-

rent disasters in the world.Sullivan suggests visiting

Steens Mountain in Oregon’sHigh Desert Country twice,once in October to tour theRiddle Brothers Ranch Nation-al Historic District, nowowned and restored by theBureau of Land Management.Later, he recommends a skitrip to the mountain in Decem-ber.

Closer to home, Sullivanencourages readers to tourShore Acres Park in Novemberto see the light show at thegardens near Coos Bay. Theshow is in place from Thanks-giving to New Year’s, whenmore than a quarter millionlights decorate the gardens.

Sullivan covers almost theentire coast of Oregon, begin-ning with the historic city ofAstoria and moving southalong Oregon’s rugged Pacificcoastline.

Sullivan doesn’t spend allhis time exploring the state’sback country. His memoir,“Cabin Fever,” is about build-ing a log cabin near Tillamook,a quiet retreat for he and hiswife, Janell, who live inEugene. He has written threenovels and 12 guidebooks toexotic places, mostly in Ore-gon and the Northwest.

In “Oregon Favorites,” heconcludes the book with a sec-tion called “Farther Afield,”suggesting travel to California,as well as Alaska, Victoria,British Columbia, Italy, TheGreat Barrier Reef and Aus-tralia’s mainland.

But why go elsewhere, whenthere is so much to see withinOregon’s borders?

Bill Duncan can be reachedat [email protected] orby writing to P.O. Box 812,Roseburg, OR 97470.


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Jennifer Lopez’s latest sin-gle — the internationalsmash “On the Floor” —

opens with this line: “It’s anew generation of party peo-ple.” And luckily the singerhas taken note.

Lopez, 41, isn’t the samestar she was 10 years ago,when she dominated both popand urban music charts. Shestruggled with 2005’s“Rebirth,” and was worse offwith “Brave,” which came twoyears later.

Lopez has never been amusical icon, and she probablynever will be. But she is agreat entertainer — and that’sreflected throughout most ofher seventh album, “Love?”

The Pitbull-featured “On theFloor,” which has the “party,party, party” vibe that hastaken over Top 40 radio, isirresistible and addictive. Itwas produced by RedOne, theman behind Lady Gaga’s “BadRomance” and “Poker Face.”The hitmaker also works hismagic on the celebratory dancejam “Papi.” Lopez also hasfuture hits with the Lil Wayne-assisted “I’m Into You” and“Good Hit,” a Fergie-soundingjam produced by The-Dreamand Tricky.

Lopez is best, though, whenshe collaborates with producerD’Mile. The two songs —“(What Is) Love?” and “OneLove” — were leaked in 2009,but they don’t sound dated.They’re biographical tunesabout Lopez’s love life, whichincludes two failed marriagesand stints with Ben Affleckand Diddy. If there’s some-thing this girl can sing about, itshould be love lapses — andwhen she does, she does itwell.

CHECK THIS TRACKOUT: Lopez’s strongest vocalperformance is all over thegroove “(What Is) Love?” Itmakes her role as a judge on“American Idol” a bit more fit-ting.

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ART GALLERY AT UCC, WhippleFine Arts Building, Umpqua Commu-nity College, 1140 College Road,Winchester. Celebrating Collage, fea-turing local and Northwest artists,runs through May 12.The exhibitcommemorates the centennial of theBraque-Picasso collaborations of1911 and 1912 that produced mod-ernist collages. Regular hours are 8a.m. to 4 p.m. Monday through Fridayand by appointment. 541-440-4692.

CLAY POTENTIAL POTTERY,219 Main St., Riddle — Featuringworks by Carol Ratliff, including claypieces fired in various methods suchas horsehair, raku and pitfire. Clayclasses are offered in hand buildingand wheel-throwing techniques. Chil-dren’s hand building classes are at10 a.m. Saturdays. Open from 10a.m. to 4 p.m.Tuesday through Fridayand 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. Saturday, withadditional hours by appointment. 541-874-3931.

COUNTRY LADY QUILT SHOPAND GALLERY, 611 S.E. JacksonSt., Roseburg — Through fall, theshop displays selected quilts fromCheryl Malkowski’s new book,“Blocks to Diamonds,” patterns devel-oped by Malkowski from TimelessTreasures, a New York fabric compa-ny, and replicas of the Quilts of Gee’sBend, based in Alabama. 541-673-1007.

DOUGLAS COUNTY MUSEUM,123 Museum Drive, Roseburg — Themuseum features an extensive natu-ral history collection in Oregon aswell as one of the region’s largest his-torical photograph collections. Muse-um hours are 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. daily.Admission is $5 adults, $4 seniorsand free for children 17 and younger.www.douglasmuseum.com or 541-957-7007.

ELKTON COMMUNITY EDUCA-TION CENTER, 15850 Highway 38West, Elkton — “Art in the Park,”paintings and photos that portray thecenter’s park or Fort Umpqua endstoday.The Dunes Art Club, a Reed-sport-area painting group, will show acollection of paintings through June.Artwork can be viewed from 10 a.m.to 3 p.m.Wednesdays, Thursdaysand Fridays. Free admission. 541-584-2692.

CLARK STUDIO AND GALLERY,130 N.E. Exchange Ave., Roseburg— Works of more than 30 artists areregularly shown at the gallery. Red,yellow and blue competition currentlydisplayed, with more than 55 pieces.Open 10 a.m. to 6 p.m.Tuesdaythrough Saturday. 541-672-2180.

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ART GALLERY, 638 W. Harri-son St., Roseburg — Featuredart is pastel landscapes byMyrtle Creek artist Phil Bates.Show runs through June 13.The gallery is open 9 a.m. to 5p.m. Monday through Friday.541-672-6621.

THE GALLERY AT MAR-SHANNE LANDING, 175Hogan Road, Oakland.Thegallery showcases the work of20 artists, including bronzes byGinger Updegrave, pastels byTrudy Reynolds, paintings byJan Barba Horn, alabaster byDavid MacFarlane and porce-lain and raku work by SusanRoden. Additional workincludes stained glass win-dows, blown-glass articles andornaments, hand-marbled silkscarves and evening bags,gemstones and antique bead-ed jewelry. Free admission.Gallery open 11 a.m. to 5 p.m.Wednesday through Sundayand by appointment. 541-459-7998.

JACKSON ST. ARTS STU-DIO AND GALLERY, 625 S.E.Jackson St., Roseburg. — Newgallery offers studio space andworkshops for painting, knit-ting, spinning, jewelry-making.Open 11 a.m. to 6 p.m.Tues-

day through Friday, and 11 a.m.to 4 p.m. Saturday. 541-860-8944.

OAKLAND MUSEUM, 130 LocustSt. — This museum is about the his-tory of the town, including a generalstore, doctor’s office, a bank, parlor, atrain station, a pharmacy and otherrooms typical of an early Oaklandhome, with memorabilia from the1860s to mid-1900s.The museum isopen from 12:30 to 3:30 p.m. dailyexcept holidays. No admissioncharge, but donations are appreciat-ed. 541-459-3087.

SUNSHINE GLASS-ART STU-DIO AND GALLERY, 494 CloverAve., Roseburg — Specializes indecorative glass windows and cus-tom glass signs made by incorporat-ing etched, carved and glue-chippedglass techniques.The gallery also

designs, constructs and installsstained and beveled glass windows.Open from noon to 4 p.m. Saturdaysor by appointment seven days aweek. For consultations, quotes andappointments, call glass artist MarionScheel. 541-672-8516.

SUSAN COMERFORD STUDIO,485 S.E. Kane St., Roseburg —Nationally known painter of oil land-scapes of the North Umpqua Riverand the Northwest. Open by appoint-ment. 541-673-0417 or 541-784-8722 or www.susancomerford.com.

SUVA GALLERY, 425 S.E. MainSt., Canyonville — Gallery regularlyshowcases works of more than 30local fine artists, photographers andcraft artisans. Central Point photogra-pher Brian Dierks is the featuredartist through May 19. Artist receptionis 5 to 7 p.m. today. Regular galleryhours are 10 a.m. to 5:30 p.m.Tues-day through Saturday. 541-839-4282.

UMPQUA DISCOVERY CENTER,409 Riverfront Way, Reedsport —Hours are 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. daily.Admission is $8 per adult and $4 forchildren ages 6 to 15. 541-271-4816orwww.umpquadiscoverycenter.com.

UMPQUA VALLEY ARTS CEN-

TER, 1624 W. Harvard Ave., Rose-burg — The Umpqua Valley ArtsAssociation presents its 43 AnnualMembership Show beginning May13.The public reception for the mem-bers open show is from 5 to 7 p.m.May 13.The show is placed through-out the building and runs through July8. Oakland School District student artwill be hung in the Student Gallery. Allshows are free and open to the pub-lic. Hours are 10 a.m. to 4 p.m.Tues-day through Friday and 10 a.m. to 2p.m. Saturday. 541-672-2532 orwww.uvarts.com.

YE OLDE ART SHOPPE, 106N.E. Oak St., Myrtle Creek — SouthUmpqua High School art studentsare the featured artists in May.Theexhibit features drawings, paintings,crafts and pottery.The SUHS showwill be on display from May 3 to May28. An artists reception is from 10a.m. to 1 p.m. Saturday. Regular busi-ness hours are 9 a.m. to 5 p.m.Tues-day through Friday and 10 a.m. to 2p.m. Saturday. 541-863-6843.

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The Norse gods are off toa decent, though notdivine, start in “Thor,”

the latest movie in MarvelComics’ big-screen expansionof its superhero pantheon.

Held to a more brisk runningtime than some superhero epicsthat swell to Elizabethan stageproportions, “Thor” neverthe-less manages to cram in a lot of

Shakespearean intrigue.Director Kenneth Branagh,

whose big-screen Shakespeareadaptations include “Hamlet”and “Henry V,” pits fatheragainst son and brother againstbrother, with loads of palatialpride, envy, rivalry and resent-ment driving the action.

The human part of the equa-tion often is where “Thor”comes up short, as in the punyhumans of whom the god,played by statuesque Aus-tralian actor Chris Hemsworth,supposedly becomes so fond.

Fresh off her AcademyAward win for “Black Swan,”Natalie Portman as Thor’smortal love interest is a sur-

prisingly insubstantial pres-ence. We have to be told by acolleague that Portman’s JaneFoster is a “master physicist,”but there’s little in the actress’demeanor to make you believeit.

Thor is the god who fell toEarth, but why he wants to stayamong these little Earthlingsnever feels genuine, given thefar cooler place he calls home.

That place is Asgard, thedwelling of superpowered

beings who, in Marvel’sreworking of mythology,became objects of worshipamong the ancient Norsemen.

Hemsworth’s Thor is in lineto inherit the throne from hisfather, Odin (Anthony Hop-kins), over his scheming broth-er Loki (Tom Hiddleston). Butafter Thor defies his dad andleads a mission of revengeagainst old enemies on the iceplanet Jotunheim, Odin stripshis cocky son of his power andhis mighty hammer, banishinghim to Earth to learn somehumility.

In the New Mexico desert,Thor falls in with scientistJane, her mentor (StellanSkarsgard) and their wise-

cracking assistant (Kat Den-nings, who keeps the movielively with her comic timingand delivery).

The Asgard sets are impres-sive, but while the celestial set-ting of this heavenly dominiongleams, it often looks fake,even cartoonish. “Harry Potter”and “The Lord of the Rings”have presented much betterfantasy lands.

The action sequences alsoare muddled at times, thoughan armored guy smashingthings with a giant hammercertainly is a fresh take onsuperhero violence.

The plot — credited to threescreenwriters and two storydevelopers, among them Mar-vel Comics scribe J. MichaelStraczynski — is a bit unfo-cused, since it not only has torelate Thor’s journey but alsohelp set up next year’s super-hero ensemble tale “TheAvengers.”

That film will team Thorwith Robert Downey Jr.’s IronMan, Mark Ruffalo’s Incredi-ble Hulk, Chris Evans’ CaptainAmerica and other Marvelheroes.

The bridge in “Thor” isClark Gregg, reprising his“Iron Man” role as AgentCoulson, an operative forSHIELD, the outfit that assem-bles the superhero dream team


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SHASTA RAY AND THE DOWNHOMEBAND — 5 to 8 p.m., My Coffee andWine Experience, 1700 Garden ValleyRoad, Suite 100, Roseburg. No cover.541-229-1230.

WINE TASTING — 5 to 7 p.m., HotelLobby, Seven Feathers Casino Resort,146 Chief Miwaleta Lane, Canyonville.Must be 21 or older. 541-839-1111.

CYCLONE 2.0: TEEN DANCE — 7 to11:30 p.m., Roseburg Armory, 111N.W. General Ave., Roseburg. Nonprofitdance club offers teens and youngadults a place to dance and hang outunder the supervision of adults. $5cover. Food and drinks available forpurchase. 541-591-6234.

LIVE MUSIC — 7 p.m., Little Broth-ers Pub, 428 S.E. Main St. Come earlyfor a seat. No cover. 541-672-0912.

KARAOKE WITH ROCKIN’ RONNIE— 7 to 11 p.m., Raise Your Glass,1033 S.E. Stephens St., Roseburg.Dance floor. Weekend entrees. Free.541-643-0264.

BORN TO BE WILD — 7 p.m. and9 p.m., Cabaret Lounge, Seven Feath-ers Casino Resort, 146 Chief MiwaletaLane, Canyonville. Rock ’n’ roll partycombined with music from the greatssuch as Bob Seger, Johnny Cash andBon Jovi. Must be 21 or older. Reserva-tions recommended. 541-839-1111.

SCOTTISH AND ENGLISH COUNTRYDANCING — Every Friday, 7 p.m., Dou-glas County Celtic Dancers, RoseburgVA Medical Center, 913 N.W. GardenValley Blvd., Auditorium, Building 16.Free admission. No experience or part-ners necessary. Dances are taught.672-5115.

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LIVE MUSIC — 8 p.m. to closing,Joe’s Bar at the Mongolian Grill, 1969S.E. Stephens St., Roseburg.

KARAOKE — 9 p.m. to 2 a.m.,Vera’s Lounge, 122 W. Central Ave.,Sutherlin. No cover charge. 541-459-0463.LIVE DJ — 9 p.m. to 1 a.m.,Sweet Dixie Fine Food and Spirits, 194N. Old Pacific Highway, Myrtle Creek.No cover. 541-863-5000.

EVENTSART SHOW RECEPTION — 5 to 7

p.m., Umpqua Valley Arts Center, 1624W. Harvard Ave., Roseburg. TheUmpqua Valley Arts Association 43rdAnnual Membership Show featuresmembers artwork throughout the build-ing. Oakland School District student artwill be hung in the Student Gallery. Allshows are free and open to the public.Hours are 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. Tuesdaythrough Friday and 10 a.m. to 2 p.m.Saturday. 541-672-2532 orwww.uvarts.com.

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NIGHTLIFEKARAOKE — 6 p.m. until closing,

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EDDY ROSS — 7 to 11 p.m., EaglesAerie #3508, 116 E. Second St.,Sutherlin. Live music. 541-459-9154.


ACOUSTIC BLEND— 7:30 p.m.,Raise Your Glass, 1033 S.E. StephensSt., Roseburg. Contemporary and clas-sic rock covers. Dance floor. Weekendentrees. Free. 541-643-0264.


KARAOKE AND DANCE — 8 p.m. toclosing, Joe’s Bar at the MongolianGrill, 1969 S.E. Stephens St., Rose-burg.

MINUTE TO WIN IT GAME NITE — 9p.m. to 11 p.m., Vera’s Lounge, 122 W.Central Ave., Sutherlin. Try your luck ata game to win a prize. 541-459-0463.

KARAOKE — 11 p.m. to 2 a.m.,Vera’s Lounge, 122 W. Central Ave.,

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BARBARIANS — 9 p.m. to midnight,Jersey Lilly, 1430 N.E. Dee St., Rose-burg. Classic rock. 541-672-9131.


EVENTSARTISTS’ RECEPTION — 10 a.m. to

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RETIRED RHYTHM ROUNDERS — 1to 4 p.m., Sutherlin Comstock Grange,851 S. Comstock Road. Old time fiddle,piano and harmonica music. Refresh-ments served. Public and donationswelcome.

PIANO CONCERT — 7 p.m.,Umpqua Community College, JacobyAuditorium, 1140 Umpqua CollegeRoad, Winchester. Jaron Cannon, 18,of Roseburg, will perform a full recitalthat includes works from multiplemusical periods and styles, as well ashis own original composition andarrangements. Cannon is raising

money to attend a piano institute thissummer in the Czech Republic. 541-680-1669.

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DEAL OR NO DEAL— 5 to 8 p.m.,The Beaver Den Bar and Grill, 929 S.E.Stephens St., Roseburg. 541-637-0072.


KARAOKE — 8 p.m. until closing,Sawmill Tavern, 624 S.E. Cass Ave.,Roseburg. 541-440-2785

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GLIDE COMMUNITY CLUB, GlideCommunity Center, Highway 138. Doorsopen at 6:30 p.m. First game, 7 p.m. 50cents per card per game. 541-496-3398.

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TENMILE COMMUNITY CENTER — 7to 9 p.m., 2119 Tenmile Valley Road,Tenmile. Last Saturday of everymonth. Cost is 25 cents a card.Refreshments served. 541-679-5397.

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While Jane, Coulson and theother humans gradually learn

who Thor is and what he’scapable of, battles rage onamong the Asgardians (RayStevenson as one of Thor’s rau-cous comrades and Idris Elbaas the realm’s vigilant gate-keeper are standouts) and thefrost giants of Jotunheim (withColm Feore as their coollymenacing leader).

It’s a lot to pack into onemovie, particularly when thebattle expands to Earth, wherean Asgard weapon is unleashed.The story flits fickly back andforth, but Hemsworth has truestar power, a regal presencethat helps keep the disparateelements stitched together.

He’s also quite funny, tossingoff imperious quips with charmand roguish slyness. And thereare beefcake moments wherehis rippling musculature putsthe bare-chested wolf pack ofthe “Twilight” flicks to shame.

Born to superhuman power,Thor can naturally do thingsthat Downey’s guy in a metalsuit or Evans’ soldier on super-steroids could only dream of.So it’ll be interesting to seehow Marvel overseers and“Avengers” director Joss Whe-don handle the division of laboramong the superhero squad.

Thor certainly does humbledown to a more collegial atti-tude in his debut run, but “TheAvengers” should make forsome engaging alpha-male, oralpha-Marvel, dynamics.

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CAMAS VALLEY GRANGE NO. 521,East Camas Road, 1 p.m., fourthWednesdays following senior lunch. Pro-ceeds benefit the Camas Valley SchoolScholarship in honor of the late Hank

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ond St., Sutherlin. Doors open, 4 p.m.;sign-ups, 5 p.m.; bingo, 6 p.m. Soft-backbingo, numbers stay at 57, progressiveblackout raises $10 per week, and sur-prise games. Proceeds go to charity.541-459-9154.

MYRTLE CREEK ELKS LODGE NO.1943, 106 E. Main St. 6:30 p.m. 541-863-1943.

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DANCING — Every Friday, 7 p.m., Dou-glas County Celtic Dancers, Roseburg VAMedical Center, 913 N.W. Garden ValleyBlvd., Auditorium, Building 16. Freeadmission. No experience or partnersnecessary. Dances are taught. 541-672-5115.

ROSEBURG INTERNATIONAL FOLKDANCERS — Second and fourth Fridays,8 to 10 p.m. Roseburg VA Medical Center,913 N.W. Garden Valley Blvd., Auditorium,Building 16. Free admission. No experi-ence or partners necessary. Dances aretaught. 541-672-0030 or 541-673-3001.

PIONEERS ‘N’ PETTICOATS SQUAREDANCE CLUB — Second Fridays, main-stream level square dance from 8 to10:30 p.m., at the Myrtle Creek Communi-ty Center, 425 N.W. Second Ave., MyrtleCreek. Pre-rounds begin at 7:30 p.m. Alldancers welcome. Claude Butler, cuer.541-874-3661.

SATURDAYBUCKEROO SQUARE DANCE CLUB —

First and third Saturdays, mainstreamlevel square dance at the Buckeroo Barn,5051 N.E. Stephens St., Roseburg, inter-mediate rounds, 7 p.m.; pre-rounds, 7:30;squares with every third tip plus, 8 to10:30 p.m. All dancers welcome. DaleRoberson or Don Marshall, caller and PatHintz or Neil Koozer, cuer. Bring fingerfoods to share. $5 per person. 541-672-0964 or 541-672-9780.

RETIRED RHYTHM ROUNDERS —Second Saturdays, 1 to 4 p.m., SutherlinComstock Grange, 851 S. Comstock. Avariety of music for your listening anddancing enjoyment. Coffee and cookies.No charge. 541-459-1863.

OREGON OLD TIME FIDDLERS DIS-TRICT #10 — Second Saturdays, Noon to3 p.m. VFW Hall Post 2468, 1127 WalnutSt., Roseburg. Jam, dancing and varietyshow. Public invited, no charge. Dona-tions accepted. 541-672-6929.

DANCE CLASSESMONDAY

BELLY DANCE CLASS — 6:30 p.m.,Mystical Oasis, 102 E. Central Ave.,Sutherlin. All levels welcome. $25 month-ly or $8 per class. 541-459-7745.

TUESDAYLINE DANCE CLASS — 1 p.m. every

Tuesday. Lower Umpqua Senior Center,460 Winchester Ave., Reedsport. 541-271-4884.

BELLY DANCE CLASS — 7 p.m., Mys-tical Oasis, 102 E. Central Ave., Sutherlin.Beginners only. $25 monthly or $8 perclass. 541-459-7745.

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Thursday, May 5, 2011—The News-Review Roseburg, Oregon, Currents, Page 15

WEEKDAY MORNING

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4,13/CBS 4 8 KVAL KVAL News at 6 The Early Show Live Regis & Kelly The Price Is Right Young & Restless 4.2/This TV 292 Gadget Spider Magi Movie Varied Programs Movie Varied Programs Movie 5/NBC 5 5 News News Today Paid Prog. Hatchett 8/PBS 8 Varied BBC World Place Between Martha Curious Cat in the Super Why Dinosaur Sesame Street Sit/Be Fit C. Rose 9/ABC 9 4 News News News Good Morning America Rachael Ray The View Judge B. Millionaire 25/MYTV 11 12 Paid Prog. Business Paid Prog. Varied Paid Prog. Shepherd’s Chapel Housewives/Atl. Judge Mathis Judge Jeanine Pirro 30/IND 21 Varied 3ABN Today Varied Programs Abundant 33/FOX 13 11 Shepherd’s Chapel Life Today Copeland Fox News Varied Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Family Fd Movie 46/NBC 6 (:00) KMTR NewsSource Today Today The 700 Club 51/PBS 7 BBC World Varied Between Curious Cat in the Super Why Dinosaur Sesame Street Sid Clifford Martha WordWorld

A&E 24 23 Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. The Sopranos The Sopranos CSI: Miami Criminal Minds Dog Dog ABC FAM 40 32 Life Today J. Meyer Varied Boy World Boy World What Like What Like Grounded 700 Club The 700 Club Full House Full House AMC 68 24 Movie Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Movie Varied Programs Movie ANPL 49 47 Varied Big Cat Big Cat The Crocodile Hunter It’s Me or the Dog The Most Extreme Weird Weird Pit Boss BRAVO 62 46 Paid Prog. Varied Programs CNBC 65 Squawk Squawk on the Street The Call Strategy Money Power Lunch Street Signs CNN 35 35 Morning Newsroom Newsroom Newsroom COM 64 98 Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. RENO 911! Daily Show Colbert Movie CW 12 14 Paid Prog. The Daily Buzz Steve Wilkos Show Browns Payne Cosby Cosby DISC 34 30 Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Varied Programs DISN 37 21 Timmy Chugging Agent Oso Tinga Manny Mickey Pirates Mickey Manny Babar Chugging Mickey Mickey E! 57 25 Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. E! News Varied Programs ESPN 28 31 SportsCtr SportsCenter SportsCenter SportsCenter SportsCenter SportsCenter SportsCenter ESPN2 27 49 Mike and Mike in the Morning ESPN First Take ESPN First Take Varied Best of 1st and 10 FNC 32 27 Friends America’s Newsroom Happening Now America Live FOOD 72 50 Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Varied Lee Boy Grill Home Cooking FX 31 45 Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Malcolm Malcolm Movie Movie Varied Programs HGTV 50 43 Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Varied Programs To Sell To Sell HIST 41 34 Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Varied Programs HLMRK 87 Love Lucy Love Lucy Love Lucy Love Lucy Love Lucy Frasier Frasier Frasier Frasier Martha Stewart Show Hungry Food ION 15 20 Varied Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Varied Programs Bible Varied Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. LIFE 23 29 Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Balancing Varied Desperate Housewives Grey’s Anatomy Will/Grace Will/Grace Chris Chris MSNBC 54 44 Morn. Joe The Daily Rundown Jansing and Co. MSNBC Live MSNBC News Live Andrea Mitchell News Nation MTV 26 17 AMTV AMTV: Mix Varied AMTV: 10 on Top AMTV Varied Programs NAT GEO 73 Paid Prog. Varied Programs Dog Whisperer NICK 71 39 Fam. Mat. Full House Full House Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. Dora... Dora... Go, Diego Max, Ruby Bubble Umizoomi OXY 61 Paid Prog. Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Varied Programs ROOT 38 99 Paid Prog. The Dan Patrick Show Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Varied Paid Prog. Varied Programs SPEED 58 53 Varied Programs Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Varied Programs SPIKE 69 38 Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. CSI: NY CSI: Crime Scene CSI: Crime Scene SYFY 43 40 Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Varied Programs TBS 33 10 Married Married Married Home Imp. Home Imp. Saved/Bell Saved/Bell Yes, Dear Yes, Dear Prince Prince Prince Payne TCM 51 26 (:00) Movie (:15) Movie Varied Programs (:45) Movie (:45) Movie Varied Programs Movie Varied Programs TLC 42 41 Paid Prog. Couple Couple 18 Kids 18 Kids Baby Story Baby Story Baby Story Baby’s Pregnant Pregnant Say Yes Say Yes TNT 36 42 NUMB3RS Angel Angel Charmed Charmed Supernatural Supernatural TOON 63 33 King of Hill Looney Ben 10 Bakugan Beyblade Pokemon Wheels Johnny T Johnny T Garfi eld Garfi eld Chowder Chowder TRVL 59 48 Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. $40-a-Day $40-a-Day Varied Programs TVLND 53 28 Boston Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. All-Family Sanford Jeffersons GoodTime Jeannie Jeannie All-Family Sanford USA 45 15 Paid Prog. Law CI Varied Programs VS. 47 422 Hockey Varied Programs WE 185 120 Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Varied Programs WGN-A 14 Hillbillies Matlock Matlock Heat of Night Heat of Night WGN Midday News Walker, Texas Ranger

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Prime time viewershipnumbers compiled by theNielsen Co. for April 25-

May 1. Listings include theweek’s ranking and viewer-ship.

1. “Dancing With the Stars”(Monday), ABC, 22.38 million.

2. “American Idol” (Wednes-day), Fox, 22.32 million.

3. “American Idol” (Thursday),Fox, 19.60 million.

4. “Dancing With the Stars”(Tuesday), ABC, 18.28 million.

5. “The Mentalist,” CBS, 13.53million.

6. “Dancing With the Stars”(Special — Tuesday), ABC,13.08 million.

7. “Body of Proof,” ABC, 11.86million.

8. “The Voice,” NBC, 11.78 mil-lion.

9. “Survivor: RedemptionIsland,” CBS, 11.32 million.

10. “Better With You,” ABC,11.23 million.

11. “NCIS,” CBS, 11.21 million.

12. “CSI: Crime Scene Investi-gation,” CBS, 10.84 million.

13. “60 Minutes” (7-7:46 p.m.Eastern), CBS, 10.74 million.

14. “The Big Bang Theory,”CBS, 10.71 million.

15. “Grey’s Anatomy,” ABC,10.67 million.

16. “NCIS: Los Angeles,” CBS,10.29 million.

17. “Blue Bloods,” CBS, 10.06million.

18. “Bones,” Fox, 9.70 million.

19. “60 Minutes” (7:46-8 p.m.Eastern), CBS, 9.51 million.

20. “Desperate Housewives,”ABC, 9.44 million.

– The Associated Press

Q: I grew up in Iowa, andwe always had Blue Bunny icecream. Is Blue Bunny stillmanufactured in Iowa? Canyou explain how the namecame about?

– E.M., Easton, Md.A: Wells still makes Blue

Bunny ice cream in Le Mars,Iowa. As for the product histo-ry, in 1913, Fred H. Wellsinvested $250 for a horse, adelivery wagon, a few cansand jars, and started selling icecream. In 1928, Wells sold thename of the business. In 1935,brothers Fred and Harry Wellsheld a “name the ice cream”

contest. A Sioux City man wonthe $25 cash prize for hisentry. Along with his namesuggestion, he submitted theBlue Bunny character. TheIowa state legislature designat-ed Le Mars, Iowa, as the “IceCream Capital of the World”in 1994. I am told that more

ice cream is made in Le Marsthan any other place on theplanet!

Q: I virtually never hearWilliam Kennedy Smith’sname mentioned. I understandthat he was studying for hisPh.D. in medicine. Did he everaccomplish his goal?

– J.N., Staten Island, N.Y.A: According to his biogra-

phy, William Kennedy Smithis the second of four childrenof Stephen Edward Smith andJean Kennedy Smith. Hismother is a daughter of JosephP. Kennedy Sr. and RoseFitzgerald Kennedy. He is thenephew of President John F.

Kennedy, Sen. Robert F.Kennedy and Sen. TedKennedy. Smith attendedboarding school at SalisburySchool in Salisbury, Conn. Hereceived his undergraduatedegree from Duke University(1983); completed premedicalpostbaccalaureate studies atBryn Mawr College (1987);and earned his medical degreefrom Georgetown UniversitySchool of Medicine (1991).Currently, Smith is a board-certified physiatrist and atrained prosthetist who hasfocused his research and prac-tice on prosthetics and the careof amputees.

Center of the world: Name that ice cream

Mr. Know-It-All

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The Talk Eva LaRue; Gina and Patrick Neely. (N) ’ Å

Let’s Make a Deal (N) ’ Å Dr. Phil A woman fears for her grandchildren. (N) ’ Å

The Oprah Winfrey Show (N) Å News (N) Å CBS Evening News/Couric

News (N) Å

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“Sam Whiskey”››‡ (1969) Burt Reynolds, Clint Walker. A widow tries to salvage a fortune stolen by her husband. Å

“Kentucky”››› (1938, Romance) Loretta Young, Richard Greene. Romance brings an end to an 80-year-long feud. Å

“Sliding Doors”›› (1998) Gwyneth Paltrow. A woman experiences an alternate reality. Å

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5 5 The Dr. Oz Show Cancer break-throughs. ’ Å

Days of our Lives Rafe fi nds Sami at the safe house. (N) ’

Paid Program Judge Hatchett ’ Å

The Dr. Oz Show Instant procedures; bruises. (N) ’ Å

The Doctors Periods, the pill and pregnancy. (N) Å

News (N) NBC Nightly News (N) ’

News (N)

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Barney & Friends Å


Sid the Science Kid

Bob the Builder ’


WordWorld Å (DVS)

Wild Kratts Baby elephant.


WordGirl Å (DVS)

Biz Kid$ ’ Å Fetch! With Ruff Ruffman


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9 4 All My Children Kendall snoops on Ricky’s computer.

One Life to Live Natalie obtains Marty’s session tape. (N)

General Hospital Luke talks to Ethan about his father. (N) ’

The Dr. Oz Show Instant procedures; bruises. (N) ’ Å

Judge Judy (N) ’ Å

Judge Judy (N) ’ Å


News (N) Å

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11 12 The People’s Court The plaintiff wants to see a dog. (N)

Divorce Court (N) ’ Å


America’s Funniest Home Videos ’ Å

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit “Abuse” ’ Å

Star Trek: The Next Generation “Captain’s Holiday” ’


The 700 Club Å

30/IND 21 Action 4 Life ASI Video

Magazine3ABN Today Tiny Tots for

JesusKids Time Variety Puppet Parade Breath of Life Å Hope in Motion Homecoming It Is Written Å

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The Doctors Periods, the pill and pregnancy. (N) Å

The Ellen DeGeneres Show Actress Kate Hudson. (N) ’



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Delicious TV’s Totally

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Equitrekking “Wyoming” ’

A&E 24 23Criminal Minds A kidnapped Russian immigrant. ’ Å

Criminal Minds Perpetrators hunt the victims. ’ Å

The Sopranos An affront to Meadow angers Tony. Å

CSI: Miami “Raging Cannibal” Murder in the Everglades. ’

Criminal Minds “Jones” A serial killer resumes. ’ Å

Criminal Minds The team tracks an arsonist. ’ Å

Criminal Minds Å


AMC 68 24“Big”››› (1988, Fantasy) Tom Hanks, Elizabeth Perkins, Robert Loggia. A wishing machine turns boy into a man with a job and girlfriend. Å

“Welcome to Mooseport”›› (2004, Comedy) Gene Hackman, Ray Romano, Marcia Gay Harden. A man runs for mayor against a former president. Å

“True Lies”››› (1994, Action) Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jamie Lee Curtis. Å

ANPL 49 47 Miami Animal Police ’ Å Miami Animal Police ’ Å The Most Extreme ’ Å Weird, True Weird, True Pit Boss ’ Å I Shouldn’t Be Alive ’ Å Whale Wars BRAVO 62 46 Housewives/OC Housewives/OC Housewives/OC Housewives/OC Housewives/OC Housewives/OC Housewives CNBC 65 Closing Bell (N) ’ Å Closing Bell-Bartiromo Option Action Money in Mot. Mad Money (N) The Kudlow Report (N) The Celebrity Apprentice “Shear Madness” CNN 35 35 Newsroom (N) The Situation Room With Wolf Blitzer (N) John King, USA (N) In the Arena (N) Piers Morgan COM 64 98 Bill & Ted Com. Central Daily Show Colbert Report “Good Luck Chuck”› (2007) Dane Cook, Jessica Alba. Å RENO 911! Futurama ’ South Park Tosh.0 Å Scrubs Å CW 12 14 TBA Know Cause TBA TBA The Steve Wilkos Show Å The Tyra Show ’ Å Don’t Forget Don’t Forget King King ’70s Show

DISC 34 30Deadliest Catch The ships return to Dutch Harbor. Å

American Chopper A bike for a Children’s Hospital. Å

American Chopper University of Michigan bike. ’ Å

American Chopper High-tech chop-per for GoDaddy. Å

American Chopper “Go Daddy 2” A day at the racetrack. ’

Deadliest Catch “False Pass” A boat-crippling passage. ’

Cash Cab ’ Å


Jungle Junction Special Agent Oso (N)






Good Luck Charlie

Good Luck Charlie

Good Luck Charlie

Good Luck Charlie

The Suite Life on Deck

E! 57 25 E! News Kidnapping of Jaycee Dugard Young, Beautiful & Vanished: 15 Unthinkable Crimes Sex and-City Sex and-City Sex and-City Sex and-City Hollywood


College Foot-ball Live (N)

NFL Live (N) (Live) Å

Jim Rome Is Burning (N)



SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å NBA Basketball Chicago Bulls at Atlanta Hawks. Eastern Conference Semifi nal, game 3. From Philips Arena in Atlanta. (N Subject to Blackout) Å

ESPN2 27 49 Volleyball NASCAR Racing NASCAR Now SportsNation (N) Å Around/Horn Interruption Countdown NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: Royal Purple 200. (Live) FNC 32 27 Studio B With Shepard Smith Your World With Neil Cavuto Glenn Beck (N) Special Report FOX Report/Shepard Smith The O’Reilly Factor (N) Å Hannity (N) FOOD 72 50 Best Dishes Home Cooking Contessa Contessa Minute Meals Minute Meals Guy’s Big Bite Secrets Cook for Real Giada-Home Contessa Ingredient Fix Best Dishes FX 31 45 “Babylon A.D.”›‡ (2008) Vin Diesel, Michelle Yeoh. Bernie Mac Bernie Mac Malcolm Malcolm “Untraceable”››‡ (2008) Diane Lane, Billy Burke. Two/Half Men

FXM 44 (10:00) “Around the World in 80 Ways”››‡ (1986, Comedy) Philip Quast, Allan Penney, Kelly Dingwall. Sons simulate world tour for senile father.

In Develop-ment Å

“Nell”››› (1994, Drama) Jodie Foster, Liam Neeson. Two doctors invade a backwoods woman’s isolated existence. Å

Fox Legacy “The Blue Bird”›‡ (1940, Fantasy) Shirley Temple. Å

HGTV 50 43 House Hunters Int’l Confi dential Design Chall Design Chall Design Chall Candice Tells Divine Design Sarah’s House Sarah’s House Get It Sold Get It Sold Green Home HIST 41 34 Stan Lee’s Superhumans Modern Marvels Å Comic Book Superheroes Unmasked Å Stan Lee’s Superhumans Stan Lee’s Superhumans Stan Lee’s HLMRK 87 Martha’s Kit. Martha’s Kit. The Martha Stewart Show The Martha Stewart Show The Waltons “The Test” The Waltons “The Quilting” The Waltons “The House” Little House ION 15 20 Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Trivita ’ Paid Program Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer “Implosion” Ghost Whisperer ’ Å With’t a Trace LIFE 23 29 Old Christine How I Met How I Met How I Met American Justice ’ Å Cold Case Files License plate. Unsolved Mysteries Å Unsolved Mysteries Å Coming Home MSNBC 54 44 Martin Bashir (N) The Dylan Ratigan Show (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews MSNBC Live (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews The Last Word R. Maddow MTV 26 17 The Real World ’ Å Fantasy Fact. RJ Berger RJ Berger RJ Berger RJ Berger RJ Berger RJ Berger RJ Berger The Seven (N) ’70s Show ’70s Show NAT GEO 73 Dog Whisperer Hooked “Deadly Weapons” Hooked “River Sharks” Ice Pilots “Deadly Winds” Dog Whisperer Hooked “River Sharks” Hooked (N) NICK 71 39 Dora Explorer Dora Explorer Wonder Pets Max & Ruby SpongeBob SpongeBob The Penguins T.U.F.F. Puppy Big Time Rush iCarly Å SpongeBob SpongeBob iCarly Å OXY 61 Roseanne ’ Roseanne ’ Tori & Dean: sTORIbook Love Games: Bad Girls “The Amityville Horror”›› (2005) Ryan Reynolds. Å “The Skeleton Key”››‡ (2005) Å

ROOT 38 99(11:00) MLB Baseball Texas Rangers at Seattle Mariners. From Safeco Field in Seattle. (Subject to Blackout)

Action Sports World Tour World Poker Tour: Season 9 Ball Up Streetball Action Sports World Champion-ships

Mariners All Access

SPEED 58 53 NASCAR Live Car Warriors “Best of CW” ’ NASCAR Live NASCAR Racing SPEED Center Pass Time Pass Time Test Drive Am. Trucker Car Warriors SPIKE 69 38 Gangland ’ Å Gangland ’ Å Gangland “Highway to Hell” Gangland “Ice Cold Killers” Gangland ’ Å Gangland “Klan of Killers” ’ Star War I SYFY 43 40 Stargate SG-1 ’ Å Stargate SG-1 “Lost City” Stargate SG-1 “Lost City” Stargate SG-1 ’ Å Stargate SG-1 “Unending” ’ Stargate SG-1 “1969” Å Scream




Everybody-Raymond



The Offi ce “Night Out”

Everybody-Raymond

Everybody-Raymond

Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å Seinfeld Å

TCM 51 26(11:45) “The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse”››› (1921, War) Rudolph Valentino, Alice Terry, Pomeroy Cannon.

“Flesh”››› (1932, Drama) Wallace Beery, Karen Morley. A German wrestler falls for a woman hiding a shady past.

Moguls and Movie Stars: A History of Hollywood

“Kiss Me Deadly”›› (1955, Crime Drama) Ralph Meeker, Albert Dekker, Paul Stewart.

TLC 42 41 Cake Boss ’ Kitchen Boss A Baby Story A Baby Story Baby’s First Rm-Multiples Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes: Bliss Say Yes: Bliss Say Yes: Bliss TNT 36 42 Las Vegas ’ Å Las Vegas ’ Å The Closer Å Cold Case “Two Weddings” Law & Order “True Crime” ’ Law & Order “Captive” ’ Law & Order TOON 63 33 Looney Tunes ’ Tom & Jerry Garfi eld Show Ed, Edd, Eddy Ed, Edd, Eddy Courage-Dog Courage-Dog Advent. Time MAD Codename Codename TRVL 59 48 Extreme Pig Outs Å Bourdain: No Reservations Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Man v. Food Man v. Food Food Wars Food Wars Bourdain: No Reservations Bizarre Foods TVLND 53 28 Gunsmoke Å Gunsmoke “Stryker” Å Bonanza “The Mill” Bonanza “The Hopefuls” Bonanza “Denver McKee” Good Times Jeffersons Sanford & Son

USA 45 15House “Baggage” A woman can’t remember who she is.

House “Help Me” Helping at the scene of an emergency.

House “Pilot” Dr. House tries to save a teacher. ’ Å

House “Paternity” Brain disease. ’ Å House A college student collapses after sex. ’ Å

House “Last Temptation” Masters faces a decision. ’

NCIS “Judgment Day”

VS. 47 422 Hunt-Big Fish Saltwater Exp. Kentucky Derby Classics (N) Horse Racing Kentucky Oaks. Adv. Sports Hockey NHL Hockey San Jose Sharks at Detroit Red Wings. (N) ’ (Live) Å WE 185 120 (11:30) “Mystic Pizza”››› (1988) Julia Roberts. Å Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Charmed “Vaya Con Leos” ’ Charmed “Mr. & Mrs. Witch” Frasier Å Frasier Å Frasier Å WGN-A 14 (11:00) MLB Baseball Cincinnati Reds at Chicago Cubs. (N) Tenth Inning Cheers Å Dharma/Greg Dharma/Greg Amer. Funniest Home Videos Old Christine Old Christine How I Met

ENC 642 710(11:15) “Sister Act”›› (1992) Whoopi Goldberg. ’

“The Thing”›››‡ (1982, Horror) Kurt Russell. A polar research station is invaded by an alien life form. ’ Å

(2:50) “Uncle Buck”››‡ (1989, Comedy) John Candy, Amy Madigan. ’ Å

“Cadillac Man”››‡ (1990, Comedy) Robin Williams, Tim Robbins, Pamela Reed. ’ Å

(:10) “The Big Chill”›››

HBO 500 600(11:30) “Death Defying Acts”›› (2007) ’ Å

(:15) “Cinema Verite” (2011, Docudrama) Diane Lane, Tim Robbins. ’ Å

He’s Just Not That Into You

“Scooby-Doo”››‡ (2002, Comedy) Freddie Prinze Jr., Sarah Michelle Gellar. ’ Å

“Ghosts of Girlfriends Past”›› (2009) Matthew McConaughey, Jennifer Garner. ’ Å

“The Mistress of Spices” ’

SHO 600 660(11:00) “I Do & I Don’t”

(:25) “Fatal Secrets” (2009, Suspense) Dina Meyer, Vincent Spano. iTV. ’ Å

(1:55) “Joe Strummer: The Future Is Unwritten”››› (2007, Documentary) iTV. ’ Å

“Bowling for Columbine”››› (2002) Michael Moore. iTV. Filmmaker Michael Moore examines guns and violence. ’

“Killshot” (2009) iTV. ’

TMC 620 690(11:10) “Jennifer Eight”›› (1992) Andy Garcia. Å

(:15) “Twilight”››‡ (2008, Romance) Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Billy Burke. A teen is caught up in an unorthodox romance with a vampire. ’

(:20) “Creation”››‡ (2009, Biography) Paul Bettany, Jennifer Connelly. ’ Å

(:10) “Reuben, Reuben”››› (1983, Comedy) Tom Conti, Kelly McGillis. Å

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Jeopardy! (N) Å

Inside Edi-tion (N)

Flashpoint A man is accused of killing his baby.

CSI: NY Gunfi re tears through the crime lab. (N)

Blue Bloods “Cellar Boy” (N) ’ Å


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“Peter’s Friends”››‡ (1992, Comedy) Kenneth Branagh, Emma Thompson, Stephen Fry. Å

“Sliding Doors”›› (1998) Gwyneth Paltrow. A woman experi-ences an alternate reality. Å

“Chastity”›› (1969, Drama) Cher, Barbara London, Stephen Whittaker.

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The Insider (N) Å

Friday Night Lights “Keep Looking” (N) ’

Dateline NBC ’ Å News (N) (:35) The Tonight Show With Jay Leno (N) Å

8/PBSKSYS

8 PBS NewsHour (N) ’ Å Washington Week (N)

Oregon Field Guide

Greener World

Woodsongs Tribute to Cab Calloway. ’ Å

Austin City Limits Original contemporary rock.


9/ABCKEZI


The Insider (N) Å

Shark Tank Mark Cuban upsets the other sharks.

Primetime: What Would You Do? (N) ’ Å

20/20 (N) ’ Å News (N) Å (:35) Night-line (N)

Jimmy Kim-mel Live ’

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11 12 (:00) The 700 Club

Dr. Phil A woman fears for her grandchildren. (N)

The Oprah Winfrey Show (N) Å

Monk Monk tries to end a garbage strike. ’ Å

Monk Julie’s basketball coach dies suddenly. ’


Entourage ’ Å

My Name Is Earl Å

30/IND 21 Variety 3ABN Today Mission

StoriesGospel Outreach

Better Life On Tour Feature Presentations 3ABN Today Praise!

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The Simp-sons Å

King of the Hill Å

Kitchen Nightmares “Capri” (N) ’ (PA) Å

Fringe Peter faces his destiny. ’ (PA) Å

Fox News at 10 (N)

Two and a Half Men

Family Guy ’ Å

Everybody-Raymond

Scrubs “My Rabbit” ’

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Are You Smarter?

Friday Night Lights “Keep Looking” (N) ’

Dateline NBC ’ Å News (:35) The Tonight Show With Jay Leno (N) Å

51/PBSKOAC

7 Nightly Business

PBS NewsHour (N) ’ Å Washington Week (N)

BBC News-night ’

Lark Rise to Candleford ’ Å

Masterpiece Classic “South Riding” Å

Lessons From the Real World ’ Å (DVS)

PBS News-Hour Å

A&E 24 23(:00) Crimi-nal Minds

Criminal Minds Perpetrators hunt the victims. ’

Criminal Minds “Slave of Duty” ’ Å

Criminal Minds A man begins a killing spree. ’

Criminal Minds “The Uncanny Valley” ’ Å

Breakout Kings A jewel thief escapes. Å

Criminal Minds ’

ABC FAM 40 32 “Freaky Friday”››› (2003) Jamie Lee Curtis. “The Princess Diaries”››‡ (2001, Comedy) Julie Andrews. The 700 Club Å Whose?

AMC 68 24(5:00) “True Lies”››› (1994, Action) Arnold Schwarzenegger. Å

“88 Minutes”› (2007) Al Pacino, Alicia Witt. A man must track down the source of a death threat. Å

“The Hills Have Eyes 2”› (2007, Horror) Michael McMillian, Jessica Stroup, Daniella Alonso. Å

“Hills-Eyes 2”

ANPL 49 47 Whale Wars Killer Aliens ’ Å I’m Alive “Guardians” ’ Killer Outbreaks (N) ’ The Haunted ’ Killer Outbreaks ’ Haunted BRAVO 62 46 Housewives “Orange County”››‡ (2002) Colin Hanks. (8:50) “Trading Places”›› (1983, Comedy) Dan Aykroyd. Å “Trading Places”››

CNBC 65 Apprentice Next Great Restaurant Mad Money The Celebrity Apprentice ’ Å Get Rich Paid Prog. Paid Prog. CNN 35 35 Piers Anderson Cooper 360 (N) Å Piers Morgan Tonight Anderson Cooper 360 Anderson Cooper 360 Piers COM 64 98 Scrubs ’ Daily Show Colbert Rep Tosh.0 Tosh.0 Comedy Comedy Katt Williams American Hustle: The Movie Å Comedy CW 12 14 ’70s Show Seinfeld ’ Seinfeld Smallville “Prophecy” (N) Supernatural (N) Å Payne Browns Roseanne Roseanne South Park


Dual Survival “Panic in the Jungle” ’ Å

American Loggers Rudy leaves Wayne in charge.

Dual Survival Dave and Cody become Airboaters.

Dual Survival Surviving the Rocky Mountains. ’

American Loggers Rudy leaves Wayne in charge.

Dual Sur-vival Å

DISN 37 21Suite Life on Deck

Suite Life on Deck

Suite Life on Deck

Suite Life on Deck

(:40) A.N.T. Farm Å

Suite Life on Deck

Suite Life on Deck

(:05) The Suite Life on Deck “Lost at Sea”

Good Luck Charlie

Good Luck Charlie

Good Luck Charlie

E! 57 25 Hollywood E! News (N) Sex & City Sex & City E! True Hollywood Story The Soup Fashion Chelsea Lat E! News

ESPN 28 31NBA Basketball Los Angeles Lakers at Dallas Mavericks. (N Subject to Blackout) (Live) Å

To Be Announced SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å NBA Basket-ball

ESPN2 27 49 NASCAR Boxing Friday Night Fights. (Live) Å MMA Live Baseball Tonight Å NBA NFL Live NASCAR Racing FNC 32 27 Hannity (N) Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor Hannity Greta Van Susteren Glenn Beck Red Eye (N) FOOD 72 50 30-Minute Iron Chef America Diners Diners Diners Diners Food Best Thing Unwrapped Unwrapped Diners FX 31 45 Two Men Two Men Two Men “Changeling”››› (2008, Drama) Angelina Jolie, John Malkovich. Premiere. “Black Mask”››‡ (1996) Jet Li.

FXM 44 (5:30) “The Blue Bird”

“Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm”››› (1938, Musical) Shirley Temple. Å

Fox Legacy “The Blue Bird”›‡ (1940, Fantasy) Shirley Temple, Spring Byington. Å

“Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm”››› (1938, Musical) Shirley Temple. Å

“Hello, Dolly!” Å

HGTV 50 43 Green Hunters Int’l House Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l HIST 41 34 Stan Lee’s Modern Marvels Å American Pickers Å Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Restoration Restoration Inspector America Å Pickers HLMRK 87 Little House Little House on Prairie Little House on Prairie Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier Frasier Whatever Whatever Gold Girls ION 15 20 Without Without a Trace Å Without a Trace Å Without a Trace Å Criminal Minds ’ Å Criminal Minds ’ Å Road House LIFE 23 29 Home Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Reba Å Reba Å Reba Å Reba Å Reba Å Reba Å How I Met How I Met Chris MSNBC 54 44 R. Maddow Lockup Orange County Lockup Lockup Lockup Lockup “Riverbend” Lockup MTV 26 17 ’70s Show Sil. Library Son, Gun America’s Best Dance 16 and Pregnant “Jamie” “Uptown Girls”›› (2003) Brittany Murphy. Real World NAT GEO 73 Hooked (N) Ice Pilots (N) Hooked “River Sharks” Hooked “Lake Monsters” Ice Pilots Dog Whisperer Hollywood NICK 71 39 iCarly ’ BrainSurge iCarly ’ Big Time Victorious My Wife My Wife Lopez Lopez The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny OXY 61 Skeleton “Cellular”››‡ (2004) Kim Basinger. Å “The Devil’s Advocate”››‡ (1997) Keanu Reeves, Al Pacino. Premiere. Kiss Girls

ROOT 38 99Mariners Pregame

MLB Baseball Chicago White Sox at Seattle Mariners. From Safeco Field in Seattle. (Subject to Blackout) (Live)

Mariners Postgame

The Dan Patrick Show (N) MLB Baseball: White Sox at Mariners

SPEED 58 53 Warriors Trackside At... (N) NASCAR Hall of Fame Formula 1 Debrief (N) The Grid Formula One Racing F1 Debrief SPIKE 69 38 (:00) “Star Wars: Episode I -- The Phantom Menace”›› (1999) “Star Wars: Episode II -- Attack of the Clones”››‡ (2002) Ewan McGregor. ’ SYFY 43 40 (:00) “Scream of the Banshee” (2011) WWE Friday Night SmackDown! (N) ’ Å Urban Legends Stargate Universe Å Urban

TBS 33 10Seinfeld Å The King of


“Race to Witch Mountain”››‡ (2009, Adventure) Dwayne Johnson, AnnaSophia Robb. Premiere.

“Drillbit Taylor”›› (2008, Comedy) Owen Wilson, Troy Gentile, David Dorfman.

“Jungle 2 Jungle”››

TCM 51 26(5:00) “Kiss Me Deadly”

“My Gun Is Quick”›‡ (1957, Mystery) Robert Bray, Pat Donahue.

(:45) “The Girl Hunters”››‡ (1963) Mickey Spillane, Shirley Eaton. Mike Hammer investigates an international spy network.

“Santa Claus”› (1959, Fantasy) Joseph Elias Moreno, Ken Smith.

TLC 42 41 Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Four Weddings (N) Å Say Yes Say Yes Weddings TNT 36 42 Law Bones ’ Å Bones ’ Å Bones ’ Å Bones ’ Å CSI: NY “Help” ’ Å CSI: NY ’ TOON 63 33 Batman Ben 10: Ultimate Alien Generator Star Wars King of Hill King of Hill Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Family Guy Family Guy Chicken TRVL 59 48 Bizarre Ghost Adventures Å Ghost Adventures Å Ghost Adventures Å Ghost Adventures Å Ghost Adventures Å Ghost Adv. TVLND 53 28 Sanford Sanford All-Family All-Family All-Family Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond (:42) The Nanny Å

USA 45 15(:00) NCIS Å NCIS The team hunts for a

killer. ÅNCIS “See No Evil” Captain’s family is kidnapped.

NCIS Marine is attacked in his home. ’ Å

NCIS “Bait” A teen holds his school hostage. ’

CSI: Crime Scene Investiga-tion “Living Legend”

Law & Order: SVU

VS. 47 422 NHL Hockey Hockey To Be Announced Hockey Sports Jobs World Extreme Cagefi ghting Paid Prog. WE 185 120 Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Ghost Whisperer Å Weddings Weddings Weddings WGN-A 14 How I Met WGN News at Nine (N) Scrubs ’ Scrubs ’ South Park South Park Entourage Enthusiasm Entourage Enthusiasm Paid Prog.

ENC 642 710(:10) “The Big Chill”››› (1983) William Hurt, Glenn Close. ’ Å

“Year One”›› (2009, Comedy) Jack Black, Michael Cera. ’ Å

(:40) “Marked for Death”›› (1990) Steven Seagal, Basil Wallace. ’ Å

(:15) “The Thing”›››‡ (1982) Kurt Russell, A. Wilford Brimley. ’ Å

HBO 500 600(:15) “The Mistress of Spices”›› (2005) Aishwarya Rai. ’ Å

“Cinema Verite” (2011, Docudrama) Diane Lane, Tim Robbins. ’ Å

Bridesmaids Real Time With Bill Maher (Same-day Tape)


“A Perfect Getaway”

SHO 600 660(:00) “Killshot” (2009) Diane Lane. iTV. ’

(:45) “The Hurt Locker”›››‡ (2008) Jeremy Renner. iTV. Members of an elite bomb squad pull hazardous duty in Iraq. ’

Fight Camp 360: Pacquiao vs. Mosley (N)

Gigolos (iTV) Å

Diary-Call Girl

“Youth in Revolt”

TMC 620 690“Reuben, Reuben”

“A Boy and His Dog”››‡ (1975) Don Johnson, Susanne Benton. Å

“Holy Rollers”››‡ (2010) Jesse Eisenberg. Premiere. ’ Å

“Hotel California” (2008, Action) Erik Pal-ladino, Tyson Beckford. Premiere.

(:35) “Dark Descent” (2002) Dean Cain. ’

8 p.m. on KOBI KMTXFriday Night Lights

As the Lions welcome a new player and Luke (Matt Lauria) is re-cruited by Texas Methodist Univer-sity, Coach Taylor (Kyle Chandler) tries to defuse tensions among the team members. Buddy (Brad Le-land) deals with fatherhood, while Becky’s (Madison Burge) own father comes back to town. Tami (Connie Britton) counsels a troubled girl (guest star Emily Rios) in the new episode “Keep Looking.”

8 p.m. on KEZIShark Tank

What, the tank isn’t big enough for all of them? In this new epi-sode, Mark Cuban gets under the other Sharks’ skin when he urges the entrepreneurs to ignore them and focus on doing business with him. Those entrepreneurs include an Arkansas firefighter with an in-vention designed to save lives, a Chicago duo with an eco-friendly way to listen to music on the go and an Oklahoma man with a line of candles for guys.

8 p.m. on CWSmallville

When Clark and Lois (Tom Well-ing, Erica Durance) visit the Fortress to get Jor-El’s (voice of Terence Stamp) blessing for their marriage, they get a surprise wedding gift. Jor-El gives Clark’s powers to Lois so she can see what it’s like to be him for a day. Unfortunately, that’s the day that the Toyman (Chris Gauthier) comes back to town, and it’s up to Lois to go up against him. Laura Vandervoort also stars in the new episode “Prophecy.”

8:40 p.m. on DISNA.N.T. Farm

No, this new tween sitcom isn’t about insects. “A.N.T.,” short for “Accelerated Natural Talent,” is a program in which gifted students of middle school age attend high school — to the consternation of some of their older classmates. China Anne McClain, Jake Short and Sierra McCormick star.

9 p.m. on KPICCSI: NY

There’s nothing like starting a sweeps period off with a bang — quite a few of them, actually. When the crime lab is hit by a hail of gunfire, Mac (Gary Sinise) and his former partner, William Hunt (Peter Fonda), find themselves involved in a vendetta that’s been 17 years in the making in the new episode “Life Sentence.” Sela Ward, Carmine Giovinazzo, Hill Harper and Eddie Cahill also star.

10 p.m. on KPICBlue Bloods

Crime hits even closer to home than usual for the Reagans when members of a neighbor family are murdered. The son, who has se-rious problems with alcohol and drugs, is the prime suspect. Jamie (Will Estes) suspects he’s being set up for pursuing the Blue Templar when his gun disappears in the new episode “Cellar Boy.” Tom Sell-eck, Donnie Wahlberg and Bridget Moynahan also star.

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4 8 (:00) The Early Show (N) ’ Å Busytown Mysteries

Busytown Mysteries

Doodlebops Rockin’ Road

Trollz (EI) Å Horseland Forest fi re.

Horseland ’ (EI) Å

Awesome Adventures (EI)

Paid Program Fight Camp 360: Pacquiao vs. Mosley (N) Å

4.2/This TV KPIC

292 (:00) “Good Boy!”›› (2003, Comedy) Molly Shannon, Liam Aiken, Kevin Nealon. Å

Green Screen Adventures

Busytown Mysteries ’

World of Rich-ard Scarry

World of Rich-ard Scarry

Cake ’ Å Dance Revolu-tion! Å

“Munster, Go Home”›› (1966) Fred Gwynne, Yvonne De Carlo. Herman Munster inherits his British uncle’s estate. Å

5/NBCKOBI

5 5 (:00) U.S. Farm Report

Today The Kentucky Derby; Ginnifer Goodwin. (N) ’ Å Babar “Special Delivery”

Turbo Dogs ’ (EI) Å

Shelldon ’ (EI) Å

The Magic School Bus

NHL Hockey Tampa Bay Lightning at Washington Capitals. From Verizon Center in Washington, D.C. (If necessary). (N) ’ (Live) Å

8/PBSKSYS

8 Intro to Biology Peep and Big Wide World

Angelina Bal-lerina: Next


Imagination Station

Design Squad Nation

Scrapbook Memories

Allen Smith’s Garden Home

Victory Garden Rough Cut -- Woodworking

This Old House Å

Ask This Old House Å

Hometime Å

9/ABCKEZI

9 4 Paid Program Animal Explo-ration

Animal Adven-tures

Good Morning America (N) Å The Emperor’s New School

The Replace-ments Å

That’s So Raven Å

That’s So Raven Å

Hannah Mon-tana Å

Suite Life of Zack & Cody

Steel Dreams Å Cars.TV ’ Å

25/MYTVKEVU

11 12 (Off Air) U.S. Farm Report Å Paid Program Fusion TV Garden Time Homes & Land TV

This Old House Å

Hometime Å Homes & Great Estates

P. Allen Smith Gardens

Paid Program

30/IND 21 Kids Time 3ABN Today Central Study Hour The Robe Worship Hour Anchors of Truth Ty Gibson. New Perceptions

33/FOXKLSR

13 11 (Off Air) Paid Program Lose Fat Flat Abs

Paid Program The Real Win-ning Edge (EI)

Animal Rescue Å

Pets.TV ’ (EI) Å This Week in Baseball (N)

MLB Baseball Regional Coverage. (N) ’ (Live) Å

46/NBCKTCW

6 Paid Program Today The Kentucky Derby; Ginnifer Goodwin. (N) ’ Å Turbo Dogs ’ (EI) Å

Shelldon ’ (EI) Å

The Magic School Bus

NHL Hockey Tampa Bay Lightning at Washington Capitals. From Verizon Center in Washington, D.C. (If necessary). (N) ’ (Live) Å

51/PBSKOAC

7 Inside Wash-ington Å

Signing Time! ’ Å

Sesame Street Fairy tale characters solve problems. ’ (EI)

Dinosaur Train Å (DVS)


WordGirl Å (DVS)



Victory Garden Allen Smith’s Garden Home

Sewing With Nancy Å

Martha’s Sew-ing Room

A&E 24 23Paid Program Meaningful

BeautyWEN Healthy Hair

Biography The life and career of Nancy McKeon. Å

Sell This House! Å

Sell This House! Å

Sell This House! Å

Sell This House! Å

Fix This Yard (N) Å

Fix This Yard “Jim & Rose”

Flip This House A Spanish-style bungalow in Los Angeles.

ABC FAM 40 32 Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Boy World Boy World “Back to the Future”›››‡ (1985) Michael J. Fox, Christopher Lloyd. “Back to the Future Part II”››› (1989)

AMC 68 24(4:00) “The Flesh Eaters”

The Rifl eman Å The Rifl eman “The Woman”

The Rifl eman Å The Rifl eman Å The Rifl eman Å The Rifl eman Å The Rifl eman “The Raid”

“Red Sun”››‡ (1972, Western) Charles Bronson, Ursula Andress, Toshirô Mifune. Outlaw and samurai team up in Old West.

ANPL 49 47 The Haunted Big Cat Diary Big Cat Diary Maneaters “Bears” ’ Å Last American Cowboy Å Dogs 101 ’ Å It’s Me or the Dog ’ Å Must Love Cats ’ Å BRAVO 62 46 Paid Program Housewives/NJ Housewives/NJ Housewives/NJ Housewives/NJ Top Chef Masters Å Top Chef Masters Å CNBC 65 Perfect Booty! Sexy-Minutes! Paid Program Sexy Faces Paid Program 90 Days! Paid Program 10 Min Meals! Paid Program Paid Program Salad Chef Bikini Bodies of Spring Break CNN 35 35 (:00) CNN Saturday Morning Your Bottom Newsroom Newsroom Newsroom Your Money Newsroom COM 64 98 Smile Whiter Paid Program Perfect Booty! Paid Program Take It Off! Com. Central Com. Central “Bill & Ted’s Bogus Journey”›› (1991) Keanu Reeves. Å “Good Luck Chuck”› (2007) CW 12 14 Trivita TBA TBA Magi-Nation Magi-Nation Sonic X Å Sonic X Å Yu-Gi-Oh! Sonic X Å Dragon Ball Z Dragon Ball Z Yu-Gi-Oh! Yu-Gi-Oh! 5

DISC 34 30Get Ripped in 90 Days! ’

Paid Program ’ Å

Meaningful Beauty

New Math, New Mind ’

Paid Program ’ Å

Summer Bikini Bodies, Want One? ’ Å

JFK: Inside the Target Car JFK assassination. ’ Å

American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior Junior fi res Odie. Å

MythBusters A tribute to “Mac-Gyver.” ’ Å

DISN 37 21Chuggington Jungle Junc-

tion ÅBabar and Badou

Handy Manny ’ Å

Special Agent Oso

Mickey Mouse Clubhouse

Jake and the Pirates

Phineas and Ferb ’ Å

Phineas and Ferb Å

Phineas and Ferb Å

Fish Hooks The Suite Life on Deck ’

The Suite Life on Deck ’

E! 57 25 Sexy Abs Meaningful Hair Removal The E! True Hollywood Story Sex and-City Sex and-City The Soup Fashion E! News (N) Khloe Khloe

ESPN 28 31(:00) SportsCenter Å

SportsCenter Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å College Softball Tennessee at Florida. (N) (Live) Sport Science (N)

ESPN2 27 49 Sport Science NBA Tonight English Premier League Soccer NASCAR Now (N) (Live) Å Golf N. American Poker FNC 32 27 (3:00) FOX and Friends Saturday Cost of Freedom America’s News HQ America’s News HQ FOOD 72 50 Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Tyler Ultimate Grill It! B. Flay Alex’s Day Off Guy’s Big Bite Big Daddy’s Mexican-Easy Minute Meals Ingredient Fix Best Dishes Down Home FX 31 45 Paid Program Paid Program Get Ripped! “Untraceable”››‡ (2008) Diane Lane, Billy Burke. “Changeling”››› (2008, Drama) Angelina Jolie, John Malkovich, Jeffrey Donovan.

FXM 44 (:00) “The Return of Frank James”››‡ (1940) Henry Fonda, Gene Tierney. Å

“Broken Lance”››› (1954) Spencer Tracy, Robert Wagner. Confl icts arise among the three sons of a cattle baron. Å

“River of No Return”››› (1954, Western) Robert Mitchum. Raft pas-sengers face rapids, outlaws and hostile natives. Å

“The 300 Spartans”›› (1962) Richard Egan. Å

HGTV 50 43 Magic Bullet Meaningful Paid Program Kitchen Bathtastic! Yard Crashers Yard Crashers Holmes on Homes Å Income Prop. Professional Crashers Bath Crashers HIST 41 34 Men’s Health Ck 3x Faster $ Secrets Heavy Metal Å Ax Men “Alaska” Å Ax Men “Sink or Swim” Ax Men “Day From Hell” Ax Men “Manhunt” Å HLMRK 87 I Love Lucy I Love Lucy I Love Lucy Empty Nest Empty Nest Empty Nest Empty Nest Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Frasier Å Frasier Å ION 15 20 Knife Paid Program Time-Music International Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program LIFE 23 29 TriVita Paid Program Oreck Vac Paid Program Paid Program Sexy Faces Paid Program Paid Program Forget Diets! Paid Program Healthy Hair “What Girls Learn”›‡ Å MSNBC 54 44 MSNBC News MSNBC News Live (N) MSNBC News Live (N) MSNBC News Live (N) Unlocking the Past Honeymoon From Hell Out for Revenge MTV 26 17 I Got the Hook Made “Prom Queen” Å Made “Prom King” ’ Made “Prom Queen” ’ True Life “Prom” ’ Å Once Upon a Prom ’ I Was 17 10 on Top (N) NAT GEO 73 Paid Program Inside the Mafi a “Going Global” Inside the Mafi a Sicilian mafi osi receive long prison sentences. Bullets Over Boston: Mob Bikers and Mobsters NICK 71 39 Fam. Mat. Adven./Jimmy Rugrats Å OddParents Fanboy-Chum Planet Sheen The Penguins SpongeBob SpongeBob T.U.F.F. Puppy The Penguins Planet Sheen SpongeBob OXY 61 Paid Program Oreck Paid Program Paid Program Oreck Roseanne ’ Roseanne ’ Roseanne ’ “The Amityville Horror”›› (2005) Ryan Reynolds. Å Skeleton Key

ROOT 38 99On the Trail TV Fishing Club

Journal (N)Winkelman Good Fishing

In Fisherman-Concepts

In-Fisherman Specials (N)

Paid Program Paid Program Quit Your Job! Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program College Softball Arizona at UCLA. (Taped)

SPEED 58 53 Truck U (N) Gearz Hot Rod TV Hot Rod TV Guys Garage Trackside At... Monster Jam (N) Test Drive Lucas Oil Off Road Racing NASCAR Hall SPIKE 69 38 Paid Program Paid Program Ninja ’ Get Ripped! Paid Program Paid Program Get Hot! ’ Auction Auction Auction Auction Restore Restore SYFY 43 40 Darkside Paid Program Paid Program Healthy Hair Paid Program Paid Program $ Secrets “Mimic 3: Sentinel”››‡ (2003) Karl Geary. “Beyond Sherwood Forest”›› (2009) Å

TBS 33 10Married... With Children

Married... With Children

Married... With Children ’

The Steve Harvey Show


Yes, Dear ’ Å Yes, Dear ’ Å (:15) “Adventures in Babysitting”››‡ (1987) Elisabeth Shue. A Chicago baby sitter is plunged into a comic nightmare.

(:15) “Jungle 2 Jungle”›› (1997) Tim Allen. Å

TCM 51 26(:00) “Captain Kidd”›› (1945) Charles Laughton.

“The Hound of the Baskervilles”››› (1939) Basil Rathbone, Nigel Bruce. Å

Buck Rogers Buck Rogers “Tarzan’s New York Adventure”››‡ (1942, Adventure) Johnny Weissmuller.

“The Charge at Feather River”›› (1953, Western) Guy Madison, Frank Lovejoy.

TLC 42 41 KettleBell Fit Making Money Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Home Made Simple ’ Å Moving Up ’ Å Moving Up ’ Å TNT 36 42 (:00) CSI: NY Law & Order Å (DVS) Law & Order “License to Kill” Law & Order “True Crime” ’ Law & Order “Captive” ’ Men of a Certain Age Å The Closer Å TOON 63 33 King of Hill Looney Tunes Looney Tunes Ben 10 Ult. Generator Rex Star Wars Beyblade Pokémon Bakugan Hot Wheels Johnny Test Hole in Wall Scooby-Doo TRVL 59 48 Ck 3x Faster Paid Program Paid Program Secret Worlds-Michael Steak Paradise Å 21 Manly Man Adventures Man v. Food Man v. Food Man v. Food Man v. Food TVLND 53 28 Roseanne ’ Roseanne ’ Roseanne ’ The Nanny ’ The Nanny ’ The Nanny ’ The Nanny ’ The Nanny ’ The Nanny ’ Extreme Makeover: Home Extreme Makeover: Home

USA 45 15Paid Program Monk Monk tries to end a garbage

strike. ÅTake It Off! Paid Program Paid Program 6 Week Body

MakeoverIn Plain Sight Mary asks a witness to consult. Å

In Plain Sight Mary asks a witness to consult. Å

Law & Order: Criminal Intent “Rispetto” ’ Å

VS. 47 422 Hank Parker Roland Martin Bill Dance Angling Edge City Fishing Kentucky Derby Prep Coverage of the day’s races from Louisville, Ky. (N) (Live) WE 185 120 Sexy-Minutes! Anderson KettleBell Fit Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer “Cursed” ’ WGN-A 14 Lifelock In the Heat of the Night Å In the Heat of the Night Å Walker, Texas Ranger Å Walker, Texas Ranger Å Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Criminal Intent

ENC 642 710(:05) “Year One”›› (2009, Comedy) Jack Black. ’ Å

(:45) “Harry And The Hendersons”››› (1987, Comedy-Drama) John Lithgow, Melinda Dillon. ’ Å

(:40) “Maid in Manhattan”›› (2002) Jennifer Lopez. A politician mistakes a hotel maid for a wealthy woman. ’ Å

“Parenthood”››› (1989, Comedy) Steve Martin, Mary Steenburgen. ’ Å

HBO 500 600Def Comedy Jam

(:15) “Juwanna Mann”›‡ (2002) Miguel A. Núñez. Jr. An ex-NBA player dresses in drag to join a women’s league. ’

“Fantastic Mr. Fox”›››‡ (2009) Voices of George Clooney, Meryl Streep. ’ Å

“Spider-Man 2”››› (2004, Action) Tobey Maguire. Peter Parker fi ghts a man who has mechanical tentacles. ’ Å

Too Big to Fail: Opening

SHO 600 660(4:25) “Birds of America”

(5:50) “See You in September” (2010) Justin Kirk, Estella Warren, Liza Lapira. iTV.

“The Skeptic”›‡ (2008, Horror) Tim Daly. A disbelieving lawyer inherits a haunted house.

Inside NASCAR (iTV)

“Spinning Into Butter”›‡ (2007) Sarah Jessica Parker, Mykelti Williamson. iTV. ’

“Furry Vengeance”› (2010) Brendan Fraser. iTV. ’ Å

TMC 620 690(4:40) “Reuben, Reuben”››› (1983) Tom Conti.

(:25) “Heartland”››› (1979, Western) Rip Torn, Conchata Ferrell, Barry Primus. ’ Å

“Home”›› (2008, Drama) Marcia Gay Harden, Marian Seldes, Michael Gaston. ’

“Fanboys”›› (2008, Comedy) Sam Huntington, Dan Fogler, Jay Baruchel. ’ Å

“Race” (2007) Voices of James Hereth. ’ Å

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4 8 PGA Tour Golf Wells Fargo Championship, Third Round. From the Quail Hollow Club in Charlotte, N.C. (N) (Live) Å Paid Program Laura McKen-zie’s Traveler

Paid Program Heroes Among Us

Wheel of Fortune Å

Jeopardy! Å News (N) Å

4.2/This TV KPIC

292 “Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein”››› (1948, Comedy) Bud Abbott, Lou Costello, Bela Lugosi. Å

“A Matter of Time”››‡ (1976) Liza Minnelli. A chambermaid dreams of being courted by princes and kings.

“Kentucky”››› (1938, Romance) Loretta Young, Richard Greene. Romance brings an end to an 80-year-long feud. Å

“Road House”››

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137th Kentucky Derby From Churchill Downs in Louisville. (N) ’ (Live) Å Meaningful Beauty

Willa’s Wild Life Å

Pearlie (EI) This Old House Å

News (N)

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MotorWeek (N) ’ Å

Painting With Paulson

Best of Joy of Painting

Sewing With Nancy Å

America Sews Martha’s Sew-ing Room

Love of Quilting America’s Test Kitchen

Simply Ming ’ Å

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California’s Gold Å

The Lawrence Welk Show

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9 4 Paid Program Paid Program Wipeout Contestants face a snow-covered course. Å

ESPN Sports Saturday Sports anthology. (N) The Insider (N) ’ Å

Made in Hol-lywood (N) ’

(:15) NBA Basketball Miami Heat at Boston Celtics. (N) (Live) Å

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11 12 Best Cooking Device!

The American Athlete Å

Trout TV Adventure Journal

Entertainers (N) Å Tim McCarver Show

The Lighthouse New Hope Fellowship From Calvary Satellite Network.

TMZ (N) ’ Å Funniest Mo-ments

30/IND 21 Kenneth Cox Ministries Present 3ABN Today GP Worship Hour Kids Time

PraiseTiny Tots for Jesus

Laymen Ministries

Making Waves Books of the Book

Exalting His Word

3-ABN on the Road

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13 11 (10:00) MLB Baseball Regional Coverage. (N) ’ (Live) Å

Crossfi re Å Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å Two and a Half Men ’

Betty Snowden NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup Series: Showtime Southern 500. From Darlington Raceway in Darlington, S.C. (N) ’ (Live) Å

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6 NHL Hockey World of Ad-venture Sports

137th Kentucky Derby From Churchill Downs in Louisville. (N) ’ (Live) Å Grey’s Anatomy Removing an inoperable tumor. ’ Å

The Closer Sgt. Gabriel shoots a murder suspect.

Chris Matthews Show

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7 Love of Quilting Knitting Daily “Top Down”

Simply Ming ’ Å

America’s Test Kitchen

Nick Stellino Cooking

MotorWeek (N) ’ Å

Woodwright’s Shop ’

Woodsmith Shop Å

Hometime Å Ask This Old House Å

This Old House Å

The Lawrence Welk Show “San Francisco.”

A&E 24 23Flip This House A 108-year-old single family home. Å

Manhunters: Fugitive Task






Parking Wars Å

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ABC FAM 40 32 “Back to the Future Part II” “Back to the Future Part III”››› (1990) Michael J. Fox, Christopher Lloyd. “Meet the Parents”››› (2000, Comedy) Robert De Niro, Ben Stiller. Along-Polly

AMC 68 24“The Horse Soldiers”››› (1959, Action) John Wayne, William Holden, Constance Towers. A Union offi cer leads a mission to destroy an enemy depot. Å

“McLintock!”››› (1963, Western) John Wayne, Maureen O’Hara, Yvonne De Carlo. Cattle baron tries to tame wife. Å

“88 Minutes”› Å

ANPL 49 47 Must Love Cats ’ Å Dogs 101 ’ Å Dogs 101 ’ Å Cats 101 ’ Å Cats 101 ’ Å Cats 101 ’ Å Cats 101 ’ BRAVO 62 46 Top Chef Masters Å Top Chef Masters Å The Celebrity Apprentice ’ Å Housewives/Atl. Housewives/Atl. Housewives CNBC 65 Paid Program Sexy Faces Paid Program Paid Program Healthy Hair Paid Program Bikini Bodies of Spring Break Money in Mot. Till Debt/Part American Greed Suze Orman CNN 35 35 Newsroom Newsroom Newsroom Situation Room Newsroom CNN Presents Å Piers Morgan COM 64 98 (11:00) “Good Luck Chuck”› Scrubs Å Scrubs Å Scrubs Å Scrubs Å “Beverly Hills Ninja”›‡ (1997, Comedy) Chris Farley. Å “Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle”››‡

CW 12 14 Hollywood Hollywood True Hollywood Story Å “The Specials”››‡ (2000, Comedy) Rob Lowe. Å “Wisegirls”››‡ (2002) Mira Sorvino, Mariah Carey. Å ’70s Show

DISC 34 30Man vs. Wild The Caucasus Mountains. ’ Å

Man vs. Wild “Alabama” Bear travels to Alabama. ’ Å

Man vs. Wild Australia’s Northern Territory. ’ Å

Man vs. Wild “Western Pacifi c” ’ Å Dual Survival “Swamped” The Louisiana bayou. ’ Å

Dual Survival “Desert Breakdown” Desert survival. Å

Dual Survival ’ Å

DISN 37 21Wizards of Waverly Place


Good Luck Charlie

Shake It Up! “Sweat It Up”

Sonny With a Chance

Sonny With a Chance







Good Luck Charlie

E! 57 25 Khloe Khloe Dance Scene Dance Scene Dance Scene Dance Scene Sex and-City Sex and-City Sex and-City Sex and-City E! News The Voice ’

ESPN 28 31Year of the Quarterback

Year of the Quarterback NBA Count-down (N)

NBA Basketball Oklahoma City Thunder at Memphis Grizzlies. Western Conference Semifi nal, game 3. From the FedEx Forum in Memphis, Tenn. Å

SportsCenter (N) Å

2011 North American Poker Tour Shootout. (Taped)

N. American Poker

ESPN2 27 49 N. American Poker N. American Poker N. American Poker SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å College Volleyball NCAA Tournament, Final: Teams TBA. (N) 30 for 30 FNC 32 27 Stossel America’s News HQ America’s News HQ FOX Report Huckabee Justice Judge FOOD 72 50 Secrets Dessert First Contessa Giada-Home Last Cake Standing Chopped 24 Hour Restaurant Battle Iron Chef America Challenge FX 31 45 “X-Men: The Last Stand”››‡ (2006, Action) Hugh Jackman, Patrick Stewart, Ian McKellen. “Live Free or Die Hard”››› (2007) Bruce Willis. America’s computers fall under attack. Armageddon

FXM 44 (11:00) “The 300 Spartans”›› (1962) Å

“Von Ryan’s Express”››› (1965, War) Frank Sinatra. Air Force colonel and British major seize Nazi prison train. Å

“The St. Valentine’s Day Massacre”››‡ (1967, Crime Drama) Jason Robards, George Segal, Ralph Meeker. Å

“Hoffa”››› (1992) Jack Nicholson. Corruption taints Teamsters union boss Jimmy Hoffa.

HGTV 50 43 Designed-Sell Designed-Sell Curb/Block Unsellables Cash & Cari Design/Dime Bang, Buck Secrets Candice Tells Sarah’s House Genevieve Color Splash Designed/Sell HIST 41 34 Ax Men “Battle for Survival” Larry the Cable Guy Larry the Cable Guy Larry the Cable Guy Larry the Cable Guy Larry the Cable Guy Custer’s Last HLMRK 87 Frasier Å Frasier Å “Class”›››‡ (2010, Drama) Jodi Lyn O’Keefe. Å “Meet My Mom” (2010) Lori Loughlin, Johnny Messner. Å “Back to You and Me” (2005, Drama) Å ION 15 20 Paid Program Paid Program M*A*S*H ’ “Waterworld”››‡ (1995, Science Fiction) Kevin Costner, Dennis Hopper. A loner navigates a future world. ’ “Spy Game”››‡ (2001) ’ LIFE 23 29 (11:00) “What Girls Learn” “James Patterson’s Suzanne’s Diary for Nicholas” (2005) “Mom, Dad and Her” (2008, Drama) Melora Hardin. Å “Little Girl Lost: The Delimar Vera Story” MSNBC 54 44 Vanished Will You Kill for Me: Charles Manson and His Followers Lockup Lockup “NC Women’s Prison” Lockup “Miami-Dade” Lockup MTV 26 17 America’s Best Dance Crew 16 and Pregnant “Jennifer” 16 and Pregnant “Jamie” ’ “Uptown Girls”›› (2003, Comedy) Brittany Murphy. ’ America’s Best Dance Crew Dance Crew NAT GEO 73 Vegas Mafi a Miami Drug Cartel Manhattan Mob Rampage Chinatown Mafi a Explorer “Megapiranha” Ghost Ships of the Black Sea Shark Men NICK 71 39 Power SpongeBob iCarly Å iCarly Å SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob The Penguins T.U.F.F. Puppy T.U.F.F. Puppy Big Time Rush Big Time Rush Victorious ’ OXY 61 (11:30) “The Skeleton Key”››‡ (2005) “Interview With the Vampire”››› (1994) Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt. Å “Cellular”››‡ (2004) Kim Basinger, Chris Evans. Å Devil’s Adv.

ROOT 38 99(11:00) College Softball Arizona at UCLA. (Taped)

College Baseball California at Oregon State. (N) (Live) Beavers All Access

Golf Life ’11 (N) Mariners All Access


MLB Baseball

SPEED 58 53 NASCAR Hall Performance The 10 SPEED Center NASCAR RaceDay (N) (Live) On the Edge Test Drive Speedmakers “Lotus Evora” Speedmakers SPIKE 69 38 Trucks! Å MuscleCar (N) “Star Wars: Episode I -- The Phantom Menace”›› (1999, Science Fiction) Liam Neeson. ’ “Star Wars: Episode II -- Attack of the Clones”››‡ (2002) ’ SYFY 43 40 Sherwood “In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale”› (2007) Jason Statham. “Anaconda 3: Offspring”›› (2008) David Hasselhoff. Å “Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid”

TBS 33 10(11:15) “Jungle 2 Jungle”›› (1997, Comedy) Tim Allen, Martin Short. Å

“Drillbit Taylor”›› (2008) Owen Wilson, Troy Gentile. Three friends hire a beach bum to protect them from a bully.


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Seinfeld ’ Å

TCM 51 26(:15) “Dodge City”››› (1939) Errol Flynn, Olivia de Havilland. Cattleman dons badge, cleans up Dodge City. Å

(:15) “Back From Eternity”›› (1956) Robert Ryan. Plane-crash survivors are marooned in headhunter territory. Å


“The Bicycle Thief”›››› (1948, Drama) Lamberto Maggiorani, Lianella Carell.

TLC 42 41 Moving Up ’ Å Spouse vs. House ’ Å Dateline: Real Life Mysteries Dateline: Real Life Mysteries Dateline: Real Life Mysteries Dateline: Real Life Mysteries Dateline: Real TNT 36 42 Law & Order “Exchange” ’ “The Negotiator”››› (1998, Suspense) Samuel L. Jackson, Kevin Spacey. Å “The Guardian”››‡ (2006, Drama) Kevin Costner, Ashton Kutcher. Å TOON 63 33 Garfi eld Show Garfi eld Show “Scooby-Doo! Pirates Ahoy!”›› (2006) Looney Tunes Scooby-Doo Courage-Dog MAD MAD Johnny Test Johnny Test Advent. Time TRVL 59 48 Fun Food Factories 2 Å Deep Fried Paradise 2 Steak Paradise, Second Bar Food Paradise Å All You Can Eat Paradise Barbecue Paradise Å Food Truck TVLND 53 28 Extreme Makeover: Home Andy Griffi th Andy Griffi th (:12) The Andy Griffi th Show Andy Griffi th Andy Griffi th Andy Griffi th Andy Griffi th Andy Griffi th Sanford & Son Sanford & Son

USA 45 15Law & Order: Criminal Intent “Rispetto” ’ Å

“Sex and the City”››› (2008, Romance-Comedy) Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Chris Noth. Time brings many changes for Carrie and her gal pals. Å

“Juno”›››‡ (2007) Ellen Page, Michael Cera. A teen decides to give up her unborn child for adoption. Å

“How to Lose”

VS. 47 422 (8:00) Kentucky Derby Prep Bull Riding PBR Des Moines Invitational. (Taped) Motorsports Hour TBA Hockey NHL Hockey: Predators at Canucks WE 185 120 Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer ’ Å “Hope Floats”›‡ (1998, Romance) Sandra Bullock. Å American Joy (N) Å Braxton WGN-A 14 Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Criminal Intent The Unit “In Loco Parentis” Bones ’ Å Chairman: 30 Sox Warm-Up MLB Baseball

ENC 642 710(10:30) “Par-enthood” ’

(:35) “Marked for Death”›› (1990, Action) Steven Seagal, Basil Wallace. ’ Å

(:10) “Apollo 13”›››‡ (1995, Historical Drama) Tom Hanks, Bill Paxton. Based on the true story of the ill-fated 1970 moon mission. ’ Å

“Year One”›› (2009, Comedy) Jack Black, Michael Cera, Oliver Platt. ’ Å

(:10) “Maid in Manhattan”

HBO 500 600(:15) “Cinema Verite” (2011, Docudrama) Diane Lane, Tim Robbins. ’ Å

How to Train Your Dragon

“Robin Hood”››‡ (2010, Adventure) Russell Crowe, Cate Blanchett, William Hurt. Robin and his men battle the Sheriff of Nottingham. ’ Å

(:45) “Spider-Man 2”››› (2004, Action) Tobey Maguire. Peter Parker fi ghts a man who has mechanical tentacles. ’ Å

SHO 600 660(11:00) “Furry Vengeance”›

(:35) “The Messenger”››› (2009, Drama) Ben Foster. iTV. A soldier gets involved with a fallen comrade’s widow. ’ Å

“Adventureland”››› (2009) Jesse Eisenberg. iTV. A college graduate takes a lowly job at an amusement park. ’

Fight Camp 360 (:15) “Triage” (2009) Colin Farrell. A photographer’s girlfriend investigates his partner. Å

TMC 620 690(11:00) “Race” (2007)

(:40) “Leaves of Grass”››‡ (2009) Edward Norton. A professor learns his brother has concocted a crazy plan. ’ Å

“The Associate”››› (1996) Whoopi Goldberg. Premiere. Wall Street whiz invents male partner to bag clients. ’ Å

“Play the Game”›‡ (2008) Andy Griffi th, Paul Campbell. An octogenarian and his grandson look for love. ’ Å

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1 p.m. on KOBI KMTX137th Kentucky Derby

The chase for Thoroughbred rac-ing’s elusive Triple Crown gets going today at Churchill Downs in Louisville with the 137th running of the Ken-tucky Derby. At this writing, Mucho Macho Man, Uncle Mo, Dialed In and The Factor were among the top 3-year-olds vying in the 1 1/4-mile race. Jockey Calvin Borel rode Super Saver to victory in the 2010 Run for the Ros-es. NBC also airs the other two Triple Crown races, the Preakness (May 21) and the Belmont Stakes (June 11).

8 p.m. on KPICNCIS

When a Marine is found beaten to death in his own backyard, the team goes to work looking for the dead man’s family as well as his as-sailant. Thomas Calabro (“Melrose Place”) guest stars as the owner of a bar that the victim frequented in “Freedom”; Mark Harmon and Michael Weatherly also star.

8 p.m. on KOBI KMTXChase

Annie and Jimmy (Kelli Giddish, Cole Hauser) compete against Marco and Luke (Amaury Nolasco, Jesse Metcalfe) in a contest to clear as many backlogged warrants as they can, but the challenge leads Annie and Jimmy to a poten-tially deadly face-off against one of the most dangerous quarries ever. Confronting a man who seri-ously hurt her both physically and emotionally, Daisy (Rose Rollins) makes a decision that changes her life in the new episode “Roundup.”

8 p.m. on ANPLIt’s Me or the Dog

Joe and Mandi have three small children and an English bull terrier with an aggression problem. Can you say, “Disaster waiting to hap-pen”? Dakota jumps and nips at family members and strangers alike, and Joe fears for the kids’ safety. He’s taken to disciplining Dakota by slapping her in the face, but that’s making her more aggressive. Victo-ria has her work cut out for her in the new episode “Dakota Territory.”

9 p.m. on KPICNCIS: Los Angeles

The search for a large amount of cash believed to have been sto-len by a group called the Jihadist Raiders Front leads the agents to a bank where the money has alleg-edly been moved ... and a plot to rob that bank. Kensi (Daniela Ruah) is sent into the bank to investigate, and she’s caught in the crossfire when the robbery unfolds. LL Cool J and Chris O’Donnell also star in “The Bank Job.”

10 p.m. on KOBI KMTXLaw & Order: Special Victims

UnitDetectives Stabler and Tutuola

(Christopher Meloni, Ice-T) search for a victim and her attacker after video of a sexual assault is featured on a college campus intranet feed. As their investigation unfolds, it becomes apparent the perpetrator created this spectacle to draw at-tention to his own personal issues. Dann Florek, Mariska Hargitay and Melissa Sagemiller also star in “Spectacle.”

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Criminal Minds “Cradle to Grave” ’ Å

NCIS A Marine is found beaten to death. ’

NCIS: Los Angeles “The Bank Job” Å (DVS)

48 Hours Mystery “The Facebook Detectives” (N)

News (N) Å NUMB3RS A secret will change the FBI team. ’

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292 (:00) “Road House”›› (1989, Action) Patrick Swayze, Kelly Lynch, Sam Elliott. Å

“Youngblood”›› (1986) Rob Lowe. New York farm boy goes to Canada to play semipro hockey.

“Number One With a Bullet”›› (1987, Drama) Robert Carradine, Billy Dee Williams. Å

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5 5 The Insider (N) Å

Entertainment Tonight (N) ’ Å

Chase “Roundup” Clearing backlogged warrants.

Law & Order: LA “Reseda” ’ Å

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit “Spectacle”

News (N) (:29) Saturday Night Live (N) ’ Å

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8 Lawrence Welk

Globe Trekker Markets in Tunis, Tunisia; Tamerza.

Last of the Wine

Outnum-bered

New Tricks Car crash victim is exhumed. ’ Å

Masterpiece Mystery! “Inspector Lewis, Series II: Allegory of Love” ’

The Aviators Å

Independent Lens ’

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9 4 (5:15) NBA Basketball Miami Heat at Boston Celtics. (N) (Live) Å


“Madagascar”››› (2005, Comedy) Voices of Ben Stiller, Chris Rock, David Schwimmer. ’ Å

KEZI 9 News (N)


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11 12 Funniest Moments

The Unit Children are hostages. ’ Å

Bones Brennan wants to have a baby. ’ Å

Deadliest Catch “Greenhorns” ’ Å


Entourage ’ Å

Crossfi re World Outreach Paid Pro-gram

30/IND 21 3-ABN on the Road

3ABN Today Windows of Hope

Praise! Generation of Youth for Christ

Life on the Edge 3ABN Today Anchors of Truth

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13 11 (4:00) NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup Series: Showtime Southern 500. (N) ’ (Live) Å

The Offi ce “Mafi a” ’

Without a Trace “The Road Home” ’ Å

KVAL News Two and a Half Men

Fringe Peter faces his destiny. ’ (PA) Å

30 Seconds to Fame ’

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6 News Access Hollywood Stories of the week. (N)

Chase “Roundup” Clearing backlogged warrants.

Law & Order: LA “Reseda” ’ Å

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit “Spectacle”

News (:29) Saturday Night Live (N) ’ Å

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7 Last of the Wine

Travels to the Edge

Steves Europe

Globe Trekker Markets in Tunis, Tunisia; Tamerza.

My Family Å Outnum-bered ’

New Tricks Death of a graffi ti artist. ’ Å

Masterpiece Mystery! Murders upset a peaceful town. ’ Å (DVS)

A&E 24 23Parking Wars Å

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Storage Wars Å

Storage Wars Å

Parking Wars “Furious Face-Offs” Å

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ABC FAM 40 32 (:00) “Along Came Polly”›› (2004) “Paul Blart: Mall Cop”›› (2009) Kevin James. “Happy Gilmore”›› (1996) Adam Sandler. Rundown

AMC 68 24(:00) “88 Minutes”› (2007, Suspense) Al Pacino, Alicia Witt. Å

“Reindeer Games”›› (2000) Ben Affl eck, Gary Sinise. Premiere. An ex-convict is involved in a scheme to rob a casino. Å

“Eraser”››‡ (1996, Action) Arnold Schwarzenegger, James Caan, Vanessa Williams. Å

ANPL 49 47 Cats 101 ’ Too Cute! Kittens ’ It’s Me or the Dog (N) ’ My Cat From Hell ’ Must Love Cats Å It’s Me or the Dog Å My Cat Hell BRAVO 62 46 Housewives Housewives/Atl. House ’ Å House “Not Cancer” ’ House “Adverse Events” House “Birthmarks” ’ House ’ CNBC 65 S. Orman Debt/Part Debt/Part American Greed The Suze Orman Show Debt/Part Debt/Part Paid Prog. Profi t Poker CNN 35 35 Piers Newsroom CNN Presents Å Piers Morgan Tonight Newsroom CNN Presents Å Piers COM 64 98 Harold “American Pie”››› (1999) Jason Biggs. Å Chris Rock: Never Scared ’ Å Dane Cook Vicious Circle ’ Å Whitney CW 12 14 ’70s Show Seinfeld ’ Seinfeld ’ House “Detox” ’ Å House “Sports Medicine” Payne Payne Stargate Universe Å Atlantis

DISC 34 30(:00) Dual Survival ’

Dual Survival “Failed Ascent” ’ Å


Dual Survival How lost hunt-ers can survive. ’

Dual Survival Dave and Cody become Airboaters.


Dual Sur-vival Å

DISN 37 21Good Luck Charlie

Good Luck Charlie

Good Luck Charlie

“Lemonade Mouth” (2011, Musical) Bridgit Mendler. Five high-school students form a music group.

Suite Life on Deck

Suite Life on Deck

Suite Life on Deck

Suite Life on Deck

Good Luck Charlie

E! 57 25 (:00) The Voice ’ Å “Private Parts”››› (1997) Howard Stern, Robin Quivers. Khloe The Soup Chelsea Lat Sex & City

ESPN 28 31N. American Poker

Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å NBA Basket-ball

ESPN2 27 49 (:00) 30 for 30 Å MLS Soccer: Red Bulls at Galaxy Year of NBA E:60 SportCenter FNC 32 27 Justice Geraldo at Large Å Jour. FOX News Justice With Jeanine Geraldo at Large Å Red Eye Huckabee FOOD 72 50 Challenge Bobby Flay Bobby Flay Diners Diners Diners Diners Diners Diners Iron Chef America Diners FX 31 45 (:00) “Armageddon”›‡ (1998) Bruce Willis, Billy Bob Thornton. Two Men Two Men Two Men Two Men “The Day After Tomorrow”››‡

FXM 44 (5:00) “Hoffa”››› (1992) Jack Nicholson.

“The War of the Roses”››› (1989, Comedy) Michael Douglas, Kathleen Turner, Danny DeVito. Å

“Hoffa”››› (1992, Biography) Jack Nicholson, Danny DeVito. Corruption taints Teamsters union boss Jimmy Hoffa. Å

“War of Roses”

HGTV 50 43 To Sell Hunters Int’l House Summer Curb/Block Secrets Antonio House House Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Secrets HIST 41 34 Custer’s Last Man: I Survived Little “Wyatt Earp”››‡ (1994) Kevin Costner, Dennis Quaid. Portrait traces him from boy to lawman. Å Wyatt Earp HLMRK 87 Back “Accidentally in Love” (2010) Jennie Garth. Å “Three Weeks, Three Kids” (2011) Anna Chlumsky. “Three Weeks, Three Kids” (2011) ION 15 20 (5:30) “Spy Game”››‡ (2001) ’ “The Pink Panther”›› (2006) Steve Martin. “Maverick”››› (1994, Western) Mel Gibson, Jodie Foster. ’ LIFE 23 29 Little “Taken From Me: The Tiffany Rubin Story” (2011) “Sins of the Mother” (2010, Drama) Jill Scott. Å Army Wives Å Chris MSNBC 54 44 Lockup Lockup “Inside Wabash” Lockup Lockup: Holman The Squeeze The Squeeze Lockup MTV 26 17 Dance Crew Son, Gun Son, Gun The Real World Å 16 and Pregnant Å 16 and Pregnant “Jamie” America’s Best Dance Son, Gun NAT GEO 73 Shark Men Shark Men Ghost Ships Shark Men Shark Men Taboo “Mating” Taboo NICK 71 39 Victorious iCarly ’ iCarly ’ Big Time Ninjas Victorious iCarly ’ My Wife My Wife Lopez Lopez The Nanny OXY 61 (:00) “The Devil’s Advocate”››‡ (1997) Keanu Reeves. “Kiss the Girls”›› (1997) Morgan Freeman, Ashley Judd. “Interview-Vamp”

ROOT 38 99(:00) MLB Baseball Chicago White Sox at Seattle Mariners. From Safeco Field in Seattle. (N Subject to Blackout) (Live)

Mariners Postgame

MLS Soccer Seattle Sounders FC at Columbus Crew. From Crew Stadium in Columbus, Ohio.

MLB Baseball: White Sox at Mariners

SPEED 58 53 Speedma. AMA Supercross Special “Las Vegas” From Sam Boyd Stadium, Las Vegas. (N) (Live) AMA Supercross Special “Las Vegas” SPIKE 69 38 “Star Wars: Episode II” “Star Wars: Episode III -- Revenge of the Sith”›››‡ (2005) Ewan McGregor. ’ “Star Wars: Ep. III” SYFY 43 40 Anacondas “Ferocious Planet” (2011) Joe Flanigan. “Almighty Thor” (2011, Action) Cody Deal. Premiere. “Thor: Hammer of the Gods”› (2009)



“Race to Witch Mountain”››‡ (2009, Adventure) Dwayne Johnson, AnnaSophia Robb.

“Mean Girls”››› (2004) Lindsay Lohan. A teen becomes friends with three cruel schoolmates.

“Bring It On”

TCM 51 26“The Bicycle Thief”

“Salt of the Earth”›››‡ (1954) Rosaura Revueltas, Juan Chacon.

(:45) “The Southerner”›››› (1945, Drama) Zachary Scott, Betty Field, Beulah Bondi. Å

“Wild Boys of the Road”››› (1933)

(:45) “Sounder”›››› (1972) Cicely Tyson. Å

TLC 42 41 Dateline Dateline: Real Life Myst. Dateline: Real Life Myst. Who Killed Chandra Levy? ’ Å Who Killed Chandra Levy? ’ Å TNT 36 42 Guardian “The Bourne Supremacy”››› (2004) Å “Body of Lies”››‡ (2008, Drama) Leonardo DiCaprio. Å “Bourne Suprm.” TOON 63 33 Adventure “Scooby-Doo! Curse of the Lake Monster” (2010) King of Hill King of Hill Venture Family Guy Boondocks Boondocks Bleach (N) TRVL 59 48 Food Truck Pizza Paradise Å Ghost Adventures Å Ghost Adventures Å Ghost Adventures Å Ghost Adventures Å Ghost Adv. TVLND 53 28 Sanford All-Family All-Family All-Family All-Family Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond

USA 45 15(:00) “How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days”›› (2003) Kate Hudson, Matthew McConaughey. Å

“National Treasure: Book of Secrets”›› (2007) Nicolas Cage. Ben Gates sets out to establish an ancestor’s innocence. Å

In Plain Sight Mary asks a witness to consult.

Law & Order: SVU

VS. 47 422 NHL Hockey Hockey To Be Announced Hockey Bull Riding PBR Des Moines Invitational. Paid Prog. WE 185 120 Braxton Sinbad It’s Just Family Sinbad It’s Just Family Braxton Family Values “Hope Floats”›‡ (1998) Sandra Bullock. Å Braxton WGN-A 14 (:00) MLB Baseball Chicago White Sox at Seattle Mariners. (N) News/Nine South Park Entourage Enthusiasm Entourage Enthusiasm South Park

ENC 642 710(:10) “Maid in Manhattan”›› (2002) Jennifer Lopez, Ralph Fiennes. ’ Å

“The Fifth Element”››› (1997) Bruce Willis. A New York cabby tries to save Earth in 2259. ’ Å

(:10) “G.I. Jane”››› (1997) Demi Moore, Viggo Mortensen. A female Navy SEALs recruit completes rigorous training. ’ Å

HBO 500 600(4:45) “Spi-der-Man 2”

“Scott Pilgrim vs. the World”››› (2010) Michael Cera, Mary Elizabeth Winstead. Premiere. ’ Å

Lady Gaga Presents the Monster Ball Tour: At Madison Square Garden (N) ’ Å

Game of Thrones “Lord Snow” ’ Å

“Scott Pilgrim”

SHO 600 660(5:15) “Tri-age”

The Borgias (iTV) Della Rovere strikes a bargain.

Nurse Jackie (iTV)

United States, Tara

“The Back-up Plan”›‡ (2010) Jennifer Lopez, Alex O’Loughlin. iTV Premiere. ’ Å

Nurse Jackie (iTV)

United States, Tara

Diary-Call Girl

TMC 620 690(:25) “Inglourious Basterds”›››‡ (2009) Brad Pitt. Jewish-American soldiers seek Nazi scalps in German-occupied France.

“Night of the Living Dead”››› (1968) Duane Jones. Premiere. Å

(:40) “The Thirst” (2006, Horror) Clare Kramer, Matt Keeslar. ’ Å

“Night-Dead”

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SUNDAY MORNING, MAY 8

5:30 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30

4,13/CBSKPIC

4 8 (Off Air) Wall Street Journal Rpt.

Paid Program CBS News Sunday Morning (N) ’ Å Face the Nation (N) Å

Paid Program Wall Street Journal Rpt.

Lucas Oil Off Road Racing From Speedworld, Ariz. Å

AMA Supercross FIM World Championship Year in Review

4.2/This TV KPIC

292 Sonic the Hedgehog

Sonic Under-ground Å

Evolut Stargate Infi n-ity “Phobia”

Magi-Nation Å (DVS)

“Where the Lilies Bloom”››› (1974, Drama) Julie Gholson. Appalachian orphans hide father’s death to avoid welfare. Å

“Garbo Talks”››‡ (1984) Anne Bancroft. A New Yorker’s son tries to grant her wish to meet Greta Garbo. Å

5/NBCKOBI

5 5 Homes & Great Estates

Paid Program Paid Program Today The winner of the Kentucky Derby. (N) ’ Å

Meet the Press (N) Å National Heads-Up Poker Championship From Las Vegas. (Taped) ’ Å World of Adventure Sports (N) ’ Å

8/PBSKSYS

8 (:00) Need to Know Å

Franny’s Feet Å (DVS)

Betsy’s Kinder-garten


Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood

WordGirl Å (DVS)


Dr. Wayne Dyer: Excuses Begone! Overcoming habits. ’ Å

9/ABCKEZI

9 4 Steel Dreams Å Paid Program Lose Fat Flat Abs

Good Morning America (N) Å This Week With Christiane Amanpour (N) Å

Today’s Hom-eowner

Paid Program Paid Program Steel Dreams Å Japan’s Ice Skating Stars for Disaster Relief

25/MYTVKEVU

11 12 (Off Air) Paid Program Paid Program The Coral Ridge Hour

The Lighthouse Betty Snowden Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program The Real Win-ning Edge (EI)

Teen Kids News Å

Whacked Out Sports ’

30/IND 21 Praise! 3ABN Today India: Face to

FaceBooks of the Book

GP Worship Hour Inspirational Hour Exalting His Word

It Is Written Canada

Generation of Youth for Christ

33/FOXKLSR

13 11 (Off Air) Kingdom of God Home Make-over

Paid Program FOX News Sunday With Chris Wallace ’ Å

Rollin’ on TV Homes & Land TV

Weekend Marketplace

Weekend Marketplace

Weekend Marketplace

Weekend Marketplace

46/NBCKTCW

6 (:00) Horizons of the Spirit

Chris Matthews Show

American Latino TV (N) ’

Today The winner of the Kentucky Derby. (N) ’ Å

Meet the Press (N) Å National Heads-Up Poker Championship From Las Vegas. (Taped) ’ Å World of Adventure Sports (N) ’ Å

51/PBSKOAC

7 Allen Smith’s Garden Home

Betsy’s Kinder-garten

Angelina Bal-lerina: Next

Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood

Curious George ’ (EI)

Thomas & Friends Å

Bob the Builder ’

Rick Steves’ Europe Å

Travels to the Edge

Nature Pacifi c salmon populations. ’ Å (DVS)

NOVA Archaeologists explore Machu Picchu. Å (DVS)

A&E 24 23Paid Program TriVita Nopalea Paid Program My Ghost Story A demonic ceramic

giraffe. ÅMy Ghost Story Slaughterhouse spirits. Å

My Ghost Story A haunted house. Å

Parking Wars Å

“Troy”››› (2004) Brad Pitt. Achilles leads Greek forces in the Trojan War. Å

ABC FAM 40 32 Mally-makeovr Paid Program Sunday Mass “Robin Hood: Men in Tights”››‡ (1993) Cary Elwes, Richard Lewis. “Back to the Future”›››‡ (1985) Michael J. Fox, Christopher Lloyd.

AMC 68 24(3:30) “Eraser” Å

The Three Stooges

(:27) The Three Stooges

(6:52) The Three Stooges



“The Thomas Crown Affair”››› (1999, Suspense) Pierce Brosnan, Rene Russo, Denis Leary. An art thief steals an insurance investigator’s heart. Å

The Killing Family and neighbors are questioned. ’ Å

ANPL 49 47 Love Cats Blonde vs. Bear ’ Å Blonde vs. Bear ’ Å Blonde vs. Bear “Breakdown” Dogs 101 ’ Å Dogs 101 ’ Å Wild Kingdom ’ Å BRAVO 62 46 Paid Program Housewives/NYC Happens Housewives/OC Housewives/OC Happens Pregnant in Heels Pregnant in Heels “Clueless” CNBC 65 Sexy-Minutes! Twist Get Hot! Paid Program Sexy Faces 90 Days! Paid Program TRIALaser Paid Program Paid Program Take It Off! Bikini Bodies of Spring Break CNN 35 35 Sunday Morn. State of the Union Fareed Zakaria GPS Reliable Sources Å State of the Union Fareed Zakaria GPS Newsroom COM 64 98 Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Take It Off! Com. Central Com. Central “Mr. Woodcock”›› (2007) Billy Bob Thornton. Å Scrubs Å Scrubs Å CW 12 14 Paid Program TBA TBA TBA TBA Tomorrow In Touch-Dr. Charles Stanley Key of David TBA TBA Edgemont Edgemont

DISC 34 30Paid Program ’ Å

Paid Program ’ Å

Tomorrow’s World Å

Paid Program ’ Å

Paid Program ’ Å

Paid Program ’ Å

Paid Program ’ Å

Man vs. Wild Bear Grylls struggles to fi nd food. Å

Dual Survival Dave and Cody in the jungles of Laos. Å

American Loggers Rudy leaves Wayne in charge. ’

DISN 37 21Chuggington Jungle Junc-

tion ÅImagination Movers

Handy Manny ’ Å

Special Agent Oso

Mickey Mouse Clubhouse

Jake and the Pirates

Phineas and Ferb ’ Å

Phineas and Ferb

Phineas and Ferb Å

Fish Hooks The Suite Life on Deck ’


E! 57 25 Lucci Meaningful Healthy Hair “Private Parts”››› (1997, Biography) Howard Stern, Robin Quivers. The Soup Fashion Khloe E! News (N)

ESPN 28 31(:00) SportsCenter (N)

Outside the Lines (N)

Sports Report-ers (N) Å

SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å Baseball To-night (N) (Live)

College Softball Texas at Missouri. (N) (Live)

ESPN2 27 49 Bassmasters SportsCenter (N) Å Outside Lines Reporters Winners Bracket (N) Cheerleading NHRA Drag Racing Drag Racing 2010 Poker FNC 32 27 (3:00) FOX and Friends Sunday America’s News HQ America’s News HQ Fox News Sunday FOOD 72 50 Paid Program Paid Program Healthy Hair Minute Meals Alex’s Day Off Dollar Dinners Best Dishes Rachael Ray’s Week in a Day Hungry Girl Guy’s Big Bite Cook for Real Money Saving FX 31 45 Save-CarMD Paid Program Paid Program “Mission: Impossible 2”››› (2000, Action) Tom Cruise, Dougray Scott. “X-Men: The Last Stand”››‡ (2006) Hugh Jackman, Patrick Stewart.

FXM 44 (:00) “April Love”››‡ (1957, Musical) Pat Boone, Shirley Jones, Dolores Michaels.

“Holiday for Lovers”››› (1959) Clifton Webb, Jane Wyman. A psychia-trist and his family trek through South Africa.

“Let’s Make Love”››› (1960) Marilyn Monroe, Yves Montand. A bil-lionaire is hired to play himself in a stage satire. Å

“Sandcastles”››‡ (1972) Jan-Michael Vincent. Å

HGTV 50 43 BodyMakovr Paid Program Paid Program Kitchen Sweat Equity Holmes on Homes Å Holmes Inspection ’ Å Disaster DIY Disaster DIY Yard Crashers Outdoor Room HIST 41 34 Light Relief Save-CarMD Fat Loss Ax Men “Judgement Day” Ax Men “Under Fire” Å Ax Men “Overboard” Å Ax Men “Lock & Load” Å Ax Men “Fallout Zone” Å HLMRK 87 I Love Lucy I Love Lucy I Love Lucy Empty Nest Empty Nest Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Frasier Å Frasier Å Frasier Å Frasier Å ION 15 20 (:00) Inspiration Today Camp Meeting ’ Turning Point Discovery In Touch W/Charles Stanley Fellowship Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Inspiration Ministry LIFE 23 29 Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program In Touch W/Charles Stanley Hour of Power Å Joel Osteen Meaningful “In the Land of Women”›› (2007) Adam Brody. Å MSNBC 54 44 MSNBC News MSNBC News Live (N) MSNBC News Live (N) MSNBC News Live (N) Red Hot Cold Case Murder on Lovers Lane Meet the Press Å MTV 26 17 16-Pregnant Teen Mom 2 ’ Teen Mom 2 ’ Teen Mom 2 ’ Teen Mom 2 ’ Teen Mom 2 ’ Teen Mom 2 “Taking Sides” NAT GEO 73 Paid Program Dog Whisperer Drugs, Inc. “Meth” Drugs, Inc. “Marijuana” Outlaw Bikers Outlaw Bikers Outlaw Bikers Spike Ingrao. NICK 71 39 Fam. Mat. All Grown Up Adven./Jimmy OddParents Fanboy-Chum Planet Sheen The Penguins SpongeBob SpongeBob T.U.F.F. Puppy The Penguins Planet Sheen SpongeBob OXY 61 Paid Program Paid Program Mally-makeovr Paid Program Fat Loss “The Glass House”›‡ (2001) Leelee Sobieski. Å “Don’t Say a Word”››‡ (2001) Michael Douglas. Premiere.

ROOT 38 99Clay Target Shootout

Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Angler’s Experi-ence

Paid Program Stop Memory Loss

Hawg Quest (N) The Joy of Fish-ing (N)

Fisherman’s Handbook

Downunder Horsemanship

Mother’s Car Show (N)

What’s in the Garage (N)

SPEED 58 53 Formula One Racing Turkish Grand Prix. (N) Classic Car Chop-Rebuild Car Crazy Australian V8 Supercars Barbagallo. (Taped) Formula One Racing Turkish Grand Prix. SPIKE 69 38 Quit Smoking Paid Program Paid Program Steam Pocket Paid Program Sexy Summer Bikini Bodies Auction Auction Auction Auction Restore Restore SYFY 43 40 Twilight Zone Paid Program Paid Program Healthy Hair Paid Program Paid Program Get Rich Now! Eureka “Have an Ice Day” ’ Eureka “Founder’s Day” ’ Eureka “A New World” Å

TBS 33 10Married... With Children ’



“Step Up”›› (2006) Channing Tatum, Jenna Dewan, Mario. A troubled guy’s dancing attracts the attention of a ballerina.

“Step Up 2 the Streets”››‡ (2008) Briana Evigan. A rebellious street dancer tries to adapt at an elite arts academy.

MLB Baseball New York Yankees at Texas Rangers. Å

TCM 51 26“Three Daring Daughters”››‡ (1948) Jeanette MacDonald. Sisters oppose divorced-editor mother’s new pianist husband.

“Bundle of Joy”›› (1956) Eddie Fisher, Debbie Reynolds. A salesgirl’s boss thinks his son fathered a baby. Å

“Mildred Pierce”››› (1945) Joan Crawford. An ambitious woman and her selfi sh daughter vie for a man. Å (DVS)

“Gypsy”››› (1962) Å

TLC 42 41 Sexy-Legs KettleBell Fit Paid Program Faith-Dr. Frederick K.C. Price Paid Program Get Hot! ’ Four Weddings ’ Å Four Weddings ’ Å Four Weddings ’ Å TNT 36 42 (:00) CSI: NY Law & Order “Thin Ice” ’ Law & Order “Absentia” ’ Law & Order “Open Season” “Lethal Weapon 3”››› (1992) Mel Gibson, Danny Glover. Å (DVS) Lethal Wpn. 4 TOON 63 33 Inuyasha Looney Tunes Looney Tunes Pokémon Dude Run It Back: NBA (N) Destroy Build Hole in Wall Hole in Wall “Scooby-Doo in Where’s My Mummy?”››

TRVL 59 48 Be PROACTIV Paid Program Oreck Vac Dhani Tackles the Globe Bourdain: No Reservations Bourdain: No Reservations Bourdain: No Reservations Bizarre Foods/Zimmern TVLND 53 28 3’s Company Roseanne Roseanne The Nanny ’ The Nanny ’ The Nanny ’ The Nanny ’ The Nanny ’ The Nanny ’ Extreme Makeover: Home Extreme Makeover: Home

USA 45 15Paid Program Monk Julie’s basketball coach dies

suddenly. ÅPaid Program Paid Program Paid Program Joel Osteen Å Law & Order: Criminal Intent

“Rispetto” ’ ÅIn Plain Sight Mary asks a witness to consult. Å

“How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days”›› (2003) Å

VS. 47 422 Americana Charlie Moore Real Hunting Quest for One North-Alaska Good Fishing Fisherman The Bass Pros Bill Dance FLW Outdoors NLL Lacrosse (Taped) WE 185 120 Summer KettleBell Fit Get Hot! Sinbad It’s Just Family Å Sinbad It’s Just Family Å Sinbad It’s Just Family Å Sinbad It’s Just Family Å American Joy Å WGN-A 14 Beyond Today In the Heat of the Night Å “Eight Below”››› (2006, Adventure) Paul Walker, Bruce Greenwood. Funny Videos Bones ’ Å MLB Baseball: Reds at Cubs

ENC 642 710“The Frisco Kid”››‡ (1979, Western) Gene Wilder. A cowboy escorts a Polish rabbi on a wild westward journey. Å

“The Scorpion King”›› (2002) The Rock. A warrior battles an evil ruler and a sorceress.

(:10) “Anger Management”›› (2003) Adam Sandler. A meek business-man clashes with an aggressive therapist. ’ Å

“G.I. Jane”››› (1997, Drama) Demi Moore. ’ Å

HBO 500 600(:40) What to Watch Å

“Scooby-Doo”››‡ (2002, Comedy) Freddie Prinze Jr., Sarah Michelle Gellar. ’ Å

“Monsters vs. Aliens”››‡ (2009) Voices of Reese Witherspoon, Hugh Laurie. ’ Å

(:15) “The Invention of Lying”››‡ (2009, Comedy) Ricky Gervais. A writer learns to lie for personal gain. ’ Å

The Collector: Dr. Albert C. Barnes (N) ’ Å

SHO 600 660(:45) “Who Is Cletis Tout?”›› (2001) Christian Slater. An escaped con is mistaken for a man the mob wants dead.

“Rock Slyde” (2009, Comedy) Patrick Warburton, Andy Dick, Rena Sofer. iTV. ’ Å

Inside NASCAR (iTV)

“Hurricane Season” (2009) Forest Whitaker. Displaced students form a basketball team.

(:15) “Not Since You” (2009) Desmond Harrington. Å

TMC 620 690(:00) “Ira and Abby”›› (2006) Chris Messina. ’ Å

(:45) “The Disorderly Orderly”››‡ (1964, Comedy) Jerry Lewis, Glenda Farrell. Å

(:15) “Marigold”›› (2007) Ali Larter, Salman Khan. A snooty American actress falls under Bollywood’s spell. ’ Å

(:10) “Below the Beltway” (2010, Comedy) Tate Donovan, Sarah Clarke. ’ Å

“Project: Hu-man Weapon”

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SUNDAY AFTERNOON, MAY 8

12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 6:00

4,13/CBSKPIC

4 8 PGA Tour Golf Wells Fargo Championship, Final Round. From the Quail Hollow Club in Charlotte, N.C. (N) (Live) Å Laughs/Dean Martin Show

Heroes Among Us

WHADDYADO (EI) Å

Awesome Adventures (EI)

Inside Edition Weekend (N)

Wild About Animals Å

CBS Evening News/Mitchell

4.2/This TV KPIC

292 “Whoever Slew Auntie Roo?”›› (1972) Shelley Winters. A widow keeps her dead daughter’s body tucked away at home.

“Last House on the Left”›› (1972) Sandra Cassel, Lucy Grantham. Killers fi nd they have chosen their victims unwisely.

“Mom”›› (1991, Horror) Jeanne Bates, Mark Thomas Miller. An ordinary woman is turned into a cannibalistic monster.

Stargate SG-1 “Avalon”

5/NBCKOBI

5 5 NHL Hockey Boston Bruins at Philadelphia Flyers. From Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia. (If necessary). (N) ’ (Live) Å

Paid Program Paid Program Missing ’ (EI) Å The Green Economy

Chris Matthews Show

NBC Nightly News (N) ’

News (N)

8/PBSKSYS

8 Thoroughbred History of the thoroughbred breed. (N) ’ Å

Looking Forward

McLaughlin Group (N)

Religion & Ethics News

European Journal Å

Mack Wealth-Track

Globe Trekker Markets in Tunis, Tunisia; Tamerza. ’

Rick Steves’ Europe Å

Oregon Art Beat ’ Å

Healthy Body, Healthy Mind

9/ABCKEZI

9 4 NBA Count-down (N)

NBA Basketball Los Angeles Lakers at Dallas Mavericks. Western Conference Semifi nal, game 4. From American Airlines Center in Dallas. (N) (Live) Å

Judge Judy ’ Å

Judge Joe Brown Å

Extra ’ Å KEZI 9 News (N) Å

ABC World News

News (N) Å

25/MYTVKEVU

11 12 Rollin’ on TV Distant Road-trips Å

Paid Program Answer to Addiction

Paid Program Paid Program George Lopez ’ Å

George Lopez ’ Å

New Hope Fellowship From Calvary Satellite Network.

Green Science New Adv./Old Christine

Ugly Betty Å

30/IND 21 Action 4 Life Tiny Tots for

Jesus3ABN Today Live The Carter Report Wonderfully

MadeShare Him Islam & Prophecy Revelation of

Jesus Christ 33/FOXKLSR

13 11 New Adv./Old Christine

Everybody-Raymond

College Baseball Family Guy ’ Å

Family Guy ’ Å

How I Met Your Mother

The Offi ce “Chair Model”


46/NBCKTCW

6 NHL Hockey Boston Bruins at Philadelphia Flyers. From Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia. (If necessary). (N) ’ (Live) Å

Willa’s Wild Life Å

Pearlie (EI) Grey’s Anatomy Other doctors envy Cristina. ’ Å

The Closer Sgt. Gabriel shoots a murder suspect.

NBC Nightly News (N) ’

51/PBSKOAC

7 Second Opinion “COPD”

Life (Part 2) ’ Å

Thoroughbred History of the thoroughbred breed. ’ Å Games of the North: Playing

BBC Newsnight ’

European Journal Å

Religion & Ethics News

To the Contrary Secrets of the Dead Terracotta warriors. Å (DVS)

Oregon Art Beat ’ Å

A&E 24 23(10:30) “Troy”››› (2004, Adventure) Brad Pitt, Eric Bana. Achilles leads Greek forces in the Trojan War. Å

The Sopranos Carmela confesses to her priest. ’ Å

The Sopranos Ralph must deal with Jackie Jr. ’ Å

The Sopranos Uncle Junior gets bad news. ’ Å

Criminal Minds Reid and Prentiss are taken hostage. Å

Criminal Minds Å

ABC FAM 40 32 “Meet the Parents”››› (2000, Comedy) Robert De Niro, Ben Stiller. “Along Came Polly”›› (2004) Ben Stiller, Jennifer Aniston. “Happy Gilmore”›› (1996, Comedy) Adam Sandler.

AMC 68 24(:02) “Sleeping With the Enemy”››‡ (1991) Julia Roberts. A woman takes drastic measures to fl ee her abusive husband.

“Eraser”››‡ (1996, Action) Arnold Schwarzenegger, James Caan, Vanessa Williams. A govern-ment agent protects a witness from gunrunners. Å

“Reindeer Games”›› (2000) Ben Affl eck, Gary Sinise. An ex-convict is involved in a scheme to rob a casino. Å

ANPL 49 47 Wild Kingdom ’ Å Madagascar Madagascar was left untouched by man. ’ The Blue Planet ’ Å Blue Planet: Seas of Life ’ The Blue Planet ’ Å Blue Planet BRAVO 62 46 Pregnant in Heels Bethenny Ever After Bethenny Ever After Housewives/NYC Housewives/NYC Housewives/NYC Housewives CNBC 65 Paid Program Paid Program Salad Chef Paid Program Healthy Hair Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Diabetes Life Wall Street Cruise Inc.: Big Money Biogr/CNBC CNN 35 35 Your Money Newsroom Newsroom Newsroom Sanjay Gupta, M.D. (N) Å CNN Presents (N) Å Piers Morgan COM 64 98 Scrubs Å Scrubs Å “Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle”››‡ (2004) Å “Let’s Go to Prison”›‡ (2006, Comedy) Dax Shepard. Å “American Pie”››› (1999) Jason Biggs. CW 12 14 Edgemont Edgemont “Intersection”››‡ (1994, Drama) Richard Gere. Å “Ghostbusters II”››‡ (1989, Comedy) Bill Murray, Dan Aykroyd. Å Smash Cuts Smash Cuts

DISC 34 30MythBusters “Banana Slip, Double Dip” ’ Å

MythBusters Old gun-slinging story. ’ Å

American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior “Mikey’s Art Opening”

Tuna Wranglers South Australia’s tuna fi shermen. ’ Å

Swords: Life on the Line ’ Å Deadliest Catch Three American fi sheries face hazards. ’

Deadliest Catch Å

DISN 37 21Wizards of Waverly Place


Good Luck Charlie

Shake it Up! Å Sonny With a Chance

Sonny With a Chance




Good Luck Charlie



Shake It Up! “Kick it Up”

E! 57 25 The Voice Hopefuls perform for the judges. ’ Å Sex and-City Sex and-City Khloe Khloe Too Young to Kill: 15 Shocking Crimes Sex and-City

ESPN 28 3130 for 30 Å Street League Skateboarding From Seattle. (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) Å MLB Baseball Atlanta Braves at Philadelphia Phillies. (N

Subject to Blackout) (Live) ESPN2 27 49 2010 World Series of Poker 2010 World Series of Poker 2010 World Series of Poker 2010 World Series of Poker 2010 World Series of Poker 2010 World Series of Poker 2010 Poker FNC 32 27 America’s News HQ America’s News HQ Fox News Sunday FOX Report Huckabee Freedom FOOD 72 50 Chopped Dinner: Impossible Best Thing Best Thing Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Meat Candy Store Cupcake Wars Cake FX 31 45 X-Men: Last “Live Free or Die Hard”››› (2007) Bruce Willis. America’s computers fall under attack. “Armageddon”›‡ (1998) Bruce Willis, Liv Tyler. A hero tries to save Earth from an asteroid.

FXM 44 (11:00) “Sand-castles” Å

“The Turning Point”››› (1977, Drama) Shirley MacLaine. A ballerina and her ex-rival review their choices in life. Å

“Hello, Dolly!”›››‡ (1969, Musical Comedy) Barbra Streisand, Walter Matthau. A circa-1900 matchmaker nabs a Yonkers merchant for herself. Å

(:11) “Love Is a Many Splendored Thing”›››‡ (1955) Jennifer Jones. Å

HGTV 50 43 House Hunters Int’l My First Sale My First Place Property Selling NY Bang, Buck Get It Sold House Hunters Int’l For Rent ’ Unsellables Designed/Sell HIST 41 34 Ax Men “Tipping Point” Å Ax Men “King of the Hill” Ax Men Å Ax Men “This Means War” Ax Men Å Ax Men “Blast Off” Å Ax Men Å HLMRK 87 “Three Weeks, Three Kids” (2011) Anna Chlumsky. Å “Smooch” (2011, Comedy) Kellie Martin, Kiernan Shipka. Å “The Nanny Express” (2009, Drama) Vanessa Marcil. Å Meet My Mom ION 15 20 Inspiration Ministry Name Is Earl Name Is Earl “Sleepers”››› (1996, Crime Drama) Kevin Bacon, Robert De Niro, Dustin Hoffman. ’ “Road House”›› (1989) Patrick Swayze. ’ LIFE 23 29 “Saving Sarah Cain” (2007) Lisa Pepper, Abigail Mason. Å “Georgia Rule”›‡ (2007) Jane Fonda, Lindsay Lohan. Å “The Secret Life of Bees”››‡ (2008) Queen Latifah, Dakota Fanning. Å MSNBC 54 44 Death in the Hollywood Hills I Married the Beltway Sniper Caught on Camera Caught on Camera Caught on Camera Garden MTV 26 17 Teen Mom 2 ’ Teen Mom 2 ’ Teen Mom 2 “Slippery Slope” Teen Mom 2 ’ Teen Mom 2 “One Step Back” Teen Mom 2 “Judgement Day” ’ NAT GEO 73 Outlaw Bikers Billy Queen. Outlaw Bikers “Hells Angels” Outlaw Bikers ’ Å Shark Men Hunt for the Somali Pirates Wicked Pirate City (N) NICK 71 39 Power SpongeBob iCarly Å iCarly Å iCarly Å iCarly Å SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob Big Time Rush Big Time Rush Victorious ’ OXY 61 Don’t Say Wd Snapped Snapped “Brigitte Harris” Snapped “Mechele Linehan” Snapped “Nikki Reynolds” Snapped Eric McLean. Å Snapped “Shannon Torrez” Snapped

ROOT 38 99Mariners All Access (N)


MLB Baseball Chicago White Sox at Seattle Mariners. From Safeco Field in Seattle. (N Subject to Blackout) (Live) Mariners Post-game (Live)

MLS Soccer Seattle Sounders FC at Columbus Crew. From Crew Stadium in Columbus, Ohio.

SPEED 58 53 Formula One Racing Motorcycle Racing Motorcycle Racing AMA Supercross Racing SPEED Center (N) (Live) NASCAR Victory Lane (N) Wind Tunnel SPIKE 69 38 Trucks! Å MuscleCar ’ MuscleCar ’ “Punisher: War Zone”›‡ (2008, Action) Ray Stevenson, Dominic West. ’ Coal “The Master Mines” ’ Coal A failing power supply. Coal ’ SYFY 43 40 Eureka “All the Rage” Å Eureka “The Story of O2” ’ Eureka “Crossing Over” ’ Eureka “Momstrosity” Å Eureka “Stoned” ’ Å Eureka “The Ex-Files” Å Eureka Å

TBS 33 10(11:00) MLB Baseball New York Yankees at Texas Rangers. From Rangers Ballpark in Arlington, Texas. (Live) Å

Yes, Dear “The Ticket”

Yes, Dear ’ Å “Bring It On: In It to Win It” (2007) Ashley Benson, Jennifer Tisdale. A high-school senior falls for a rival cheerleader.

“Mean Girls”››› (2004, Comedy) Lindsay Lohan, Rachel McAdams, Tina Fey.

TCM 51 26(11:30) “Gypsy”››› (1962) Rosalind Russell, Natalie Wood. A musical biography of famed stripper Gypsy Rose Lee. Å

“So Big”››› (1953) Jane Wyman, Sterling Hayden. Circa-1900 Chicago teacher weds Dutch truck farmer, raises son.


“I Remember Mama”›››› (1948) Irene Dunne, Barbara Bel Geddes. Å (DVS)

TLC 42 41 Four Weddings ’ Å Untold Stories of the E.R. ’ Untold Stories of the E.R. ’ Untold Stories of the E.R. ’ Untold Stories of the E.R. ’ Untold Stories of the E.R. ’ Stories of ER TNT 36 42 (11:30) “Lethal Weapon 4”›› (1998) Mel Gibson. Å (DVS) “Body of Lies”››‡ (2008, Drama) Leonardo DiCaprio, Russell Crowe. Å NBA Pregame NBA Basketball: Bulls at Hawks TOON 63 33 “Aloha, Scooby-Doo”›› (2005, Comedy) “Scooby-Doo and the Cyber Chase”››‡ “Scooby-Doo! Camp Scare” (2010, Comedy) “Scooby-Doo and the Goblin King”››‡ Scooby-Doo! TRVL 59 48 Extreme Waterparks Å Extreme Wild Rides Extreme Wild Rides Extreme Miami Hotspots Extreme Pig Outs Å Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Bizarre Foods TVLND 53 28 Extreme Makeover: Home Andy Griffi th Andy Griffi th Andy Griffi th Andy Griffi th Andy Griffi th Andy Griffi th Andy Griffi th Andy Griffi th Sanford & Son Sanford & Son Sanford & Son

USA 45 15(11:00) “How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days”›› (2003, Romance-Comedy) Kate Hudson. Å

“National Treasure: Book of Secrets”›› (2007, Action) Nicolas Cage, Jon Voight. Ben Gates sets out to establish an ancestor’s innocence. Å

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit “Dolls” ’ Å

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit “Birthright” ’ Å

Law & Order: SVU

VS. 47 422 (11:00) NLL Lacrosse (Taped) Bull Riding PBR Des Moines Invitational. (Taped) Racer TV Tour of California Preview Hockey NHL Hockey: Red Wings at Sharks WE 185 120 My Fair Wedding My Fair Wedding My Fair Wedding My Fair Wedding Braxton Family Values Å Braxton Family Values Å Braxton WGN-A 14 (11:00) MLB Baseball Cincinnati Reds at Chicago Cubs. (N) Tenth Inning Scrubs Å Old Christine Old Christine How I Met How I Met How I Met How I Met How I Met

ENC 642 710(11:00) “G.I. Jane”››› (1997) Demi Moore. ’ Å

(:10) “2012”››‡ (2009, Action) John Cusack, Chiwetel Ejiofor, Amanda Peet. Premiere. A global cataclysm nearly wipes out humanity. ’ Å

(3:50) “The Missing”››› (2003) Tommy Lee Jones. A woman and her estranged father seek her kidnapped child. ’

(:10) “Anger Management”

HBO 500 600What to Watch Å

Real Time With Bill Maher ’ Å “Tooth Fairy”›› (2010, Comedy) Dwayne Johnson, Ashley Judd. ’ Å

Bridesmaids: First Look

Saving Pelican 895 Å

(:15) “Monsters vs. Aliens”››‡ (2009, Adventure) Voices of Reese Witherspoon, Hugh Laurie, Seth Rogen. ’ Å

“Scott Pilgrim vs. the World”

SHO 600 660(11:15) “Not Since You”

(:45) “Handsome Harry”››‡ (2009) Jamey Sheridan. iTV. A former sailor carries out the wishes of a dying friend.

“The Joneses”›› (2009, Comedy-Drama) David Duchovny, Demi Moore. iTV. ’ Å

The King’s Speech

“Nine”››‡ (2009, Musical) Daniel Day-Lewis. iTV. A famous director endures creative and personal crises. ’ Å

TMC 620 690(11:45) “Project: Human Weapon”› (2000) Judge Reinhold, Victor Browne. ’ Å

(:25) “Staten Island”››› (2009) Ethan Hawke, Vincent D’Onofrio. ’ Å

(:05) “Wushu Warrior” (2008, Action) Matt Frewer. ’ “The Brothers Bloom”››‡ (2008) Rachel Weisz. Con artists pick a quirky heiress for their last hustle. ’ Å

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8 p.m. on KPICThe Amazing Race: Unfinished

Business

It’s down to the finish line for the last racers who traveled the world in this installment of “The Amazing Race,” which brought back also-ran teams from past seasons for an-other chance at victory. Tonight, find out which pair gets to trade in that loser label for the status of winner and the cash prize. Phil Keoghan hosts.

8 p.m. on KEZIExtreme Makeover: Home

Edition

Hot dogs, apple pie, motherhood and ... volleyball? Why not? In this new Mother’s Day episode, Ty and the team build a new home for Car-rie Prewitt, a high-school volleyball coach who never had kids but took three sisters into her home after their mother died so they wouldn’t be separated. While the family va-cations, a barrage of volleyballs de-molishes the old house, and Olym-pic beach volleyball champ Misty May coaches Carrie’s team.

9 p.m. on KEZIDesperate Housewives

As Paul’s (Mark Moses) health continues to decline, he begins to suspect that Susan (Teri Hatcher) is responsible. Lynette and Tom (Felicity Huffman, Doug Savant) clash over their vacation plans. Gaby (Eva Longoria) has cause to regret letting Juanita (Madison de la Garza) watch a horror movie. Bree (Marcia Cross) goes on a date with a detective in the new episode “Then I Really Got Scared.”

9 p.m. on KLSRFamily Guy

Stewie’s half brother, Bertram, returns in this new episode with a devious plan to eliminate his rival by going back in time and killing Leonardo da Vinci, Stewie’s ances-tor. Stewie and Brian follow him into the past to stop him in “The Big Bang Theory.” Wallace Shawn (“My Dinner With Andre,” “Gossip Girl”) provides the voice of Bertram.

10 p.m. on KPICCSI: Miami

In a heart-stopping conclusion to the series’ ninth season, Horatio (David Caruso) captures the last fugitive, but the transport plane crashes, and the team realizes the escapee has more on his mind than just escaping. Natasha Henstridge and Callum Keith Rennie guest star in “Mayday”; Emily Procter and Adam Rodriguez also star.

10:01 p.m. on KEZIBrothers & Sisters

Sarah and Luc (Rachel Griffiths, Gilles Marini) get ready for their wedding day, but several unex-pected developments, including a surprise guest, cause their plans to go awry. Along the way, the Walkers learn some lessons on what family is really all about in the season fi-nale, “Walker Down the Aisle.” Dave Annable, Sally Field and Calista Flockhart also star.

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292 (:00) Star-gate SG-1

Stargate SG-1 “Avalon” A distant galaxy. Å

“From Beyond”››‡ (1986, Horror) Jeffrey Combs, Barbara Crampton, Ted Sorel.

Elvira’s Movie Macabre “Manster” A reporter is turned into a monster. ’ Å

“My Mother’s Castle”

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5 5 Academic Challenge

Dateline NBC ’ Å The Celebrity Apprentice “Laugh On” The teams produce a live comedy show. (N) ’ Å News (N) Whacked Out Sports

Whacked Out Sports

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8 Keeping Kids

Antiques Roadshow Walter Anderson linocut.

Nature Tracking grizzlies in Alaska. (N)

Masterpiece Classic “South Riding” (N) Å

Independent Lens “A Film Unfi nished” Film about life in the Warsaw Ghetto.

Ebert at Movie

Secrets of the Dead

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America’s Funniest Home Videos (N) Å

Extreme Makeover: Home Edition (N) Å

Desperate Housewives (N) ’ Å

(:01) Brothers & Sisters “Walker Down the Aisle”

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Brothers & Sisters A surprise visit from Jason. ’

Elvira’s Movie Macabre “Manos, the Hands of Fate” Cultists offer human hands to their god. ’ Å

American Dad Å

American Dad Å

Chappelle’s Show Å

Chappelle’s Show Å

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The Cleve-land Show

KVAL News Two and a Half Men

Ugly Betty Amanda visits a psychic. ’ Å

Scrubs ’ Å

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Dateline NBC ’ Å The Celebrity Apprentice “Laugh On” The teams produce a live comedy show. (N) ’ Å News Cold Case “Hoodrats” Murdered skateboarder.

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Antiques Roadshow Walter Anderson linocut.

Nature Tracking grizzlies in Alaska. (N)

Masterpiece Classic “South Riding” (N) Å

Ebert at Movie

Independent Lens “A Film Unfi nished” Film about life in the Warsaw Ghetto.

Austin City Limits ’

A&E 24 23(:00) Crimi-nal Minds

Criminal Minds Serial killer jumps trains. Å

Criminal Minds Searching for a female serial killer.

Criminal Minds Serial killer targeting coeds. ’

Breakout Kings “Paid in Full” (N) Å

Breakout Kings “Paid in Full” Å

Criminal Minds ’

ABC FAM 40 32 “Paul Blart: Mall Cop”›› (2009) Kevin James. “The Game Plan”›› (2007) Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson. Funniest Home Videos Joel Osteen

AMC 68 24“Reindeer Games”

“The Interpreter”››› (2005, Suspense) Nicole Kidman, Sean Penn, Catherine Keener. Premiere. A U.N. translator overhears an assassination plot. Å

The Killing “Vengeance” The police learn more. (N)

(:02) The Killing The police learn more. ’ Å

Breaking Bad “Mas”

ANPL 49 47 Blue Planet Wild Kingdom ’ Hillbilly Hand Fishin’ ’ River Monsters ’ Å River Monsters: Bizarre River Monsters ’ Å Monsters BRAVO 62 46 Housewives Housewives/NYC Housewives/OC Housewives/OC Housewives/OC Happens Housewives/OC CNBC 65 Biogr/CNBC The Oprah Effect 60 Minutes on CNBC American Greed Fuel Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Greed CNN 35 35 Piers Newsroom CNN Presents Å Piers Morgan Tonight Newsroom CNN Presents Å Piers COM 64 98 Amer Pie “Joe Dirt”› (2001, Comedy) David Spade. Å “Jackass: Number Two”››‡ (2006) Å Work. Macdonald South Park CW 12 14 King Heartland Å “The Man in the Iron Mask”›› (1998) Å Browns Browns Cheaters ’ Å Da Vinci’s

DISC 34 30(:00) Deadli-est Catch

Hogs Gone Wild A cave where hogs hide out. ’

Wild Animal Repo (N) ’ Å Hogs Gone Wild “Hog Assault” (N) ’ Å

Hogs Gone Wild “A Feral Fight” ’ Å

Wild Animal Repo ’ Å Hogs Gone Wild Å

DISN 37 21Shake It Up! Å

Shake It Up! Å

Shake It Up! Å

Good Luck Charlie (N)

Suite Life on Deck

Wizards-Place

Wizards-Place

Wizards-Place

Shake It Up! Å

Shake It Up! Å

Shake It Up! Å

Hannah Montana ’

E! 57 25 Sex & City Sex & City Sex & City Khloe Khloe Khloe Khloe Khloe The Dance Fashion Chelsea Lat Khloe

ESPN 28 31(5:00) MLB Baseball Atlanta Braves at Philadelphia Phillies. (Live)

SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter Å SportsCenter Å

ESPN2 27 49 2010 Poker 2010 Poker 2010 Poker 2010 Poker MLB Baseball Atlanta Braves at Philadelphia Phillies. SportCenter FNC 32 27 Freedom Geraldo at Large Å Huckabee Freedom Watch Geraldo at Large Å Fox News Sunday Huckabee FOOD 72 50 Food Chopped “Spouting Off” Last Cake Standing Last Cake Standing Best in Smoke Cupcake Wars Last Cake FX 31 45 “The Day After Tomorrow”››‡ (2004, Action) Dennis Quaid. “The Day the Earth Stood Still”›› (2008) Keanu Reeves. Two Men Two Men

FXM 44 “Love Is Many”

“Working Girl”››› (1988) Melanie Griffi th. An ambitious Staten Island secretary moves up the ranks.

“The Jewel of the Nile”››‡ (1985, Adventure) Michael Douglas, Kathleen Turner. Å

“Only the Lonely”››› (1991) John Candy, Maureen O’Hara. Å

HGTV 50 43 To Sell Hunters Int’l House Holmes Holmes Holmes Inspection (N) House Hunters Int’l Income Income Holmes HIST 41 34 Ax Men Ax Men Å Ax Men “Fever Pitch” Ax Men Å Inspector America (N) MonsterQuest Å Ax Men HLMRK 87 (:00) “Meet My Mom” (2010) Å Martha “Three Weeks, Three Kids” (2011) Anna Chlumsky. Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ ION 15 20 (5:00) “Road House”›› “The Pink Panther”›› (2006) Steve Martin, Kevin Kline. ’ “Spy Game”››‡ (2001) Robert Redford. ’ Red Planet LIFE 23 29 “Waitress”››‡ (2007) Keri Russell, Nathan Fillion. Å Army Wives (N) Å Coming Home (N) Å Army Wives Å Home MSNBC 54 44 Garden “Talhotblond”››‡ To Catch a Predator To Catch a Predator To Catch a Predator Meet the Press Å Caught MTV 26 17 16 and Pregnant “Leah” ’ Å 16 and Pregnant “Jamie” America’s Best Dance Son, Gun The Real World Å Fantasy RJ Berger NAT GEO 73 Wicked Pir Shark Men (N) Wicked Pirate City Recreating Port Royal, Jamaica. Shark Men Known Universe Herod NICK 71 39 Victorious iCarly ’ iCarly ’ My Wife My Wife Hates Chris Hates Chris Lopez Lopez The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny OXY 61 Snapped Snapped Å Snapped “Michelle Hall” Snapped Å “Where the Heart Is”›› (2000) Natalie Portman. Å

ROOT 38 99MLS Soccer Philadelphia Union at Portland Timbers. From PGE Park in Portland. Ore. (Taped)

Ball Up Streetball MLB Baseball Chicago White Sox at Seattle Mariners. From Safeco Field in Seattle. (Subject to Blackout)

SPEED 58 53 W. Tunnel Classic Car Car Crazy SPEED Center NASCAR Victory Lane Wind Tunnel w/Despain Australian V8 Supercars Barbagallo. SPIKE 69 38 (:00) Coal Coal “Buried in Coal” ’ Coal (N) ’ “Rambo III”››‡ (1988) Sylvester Stallone, Richard Crenna. ’ “Punisher: War Zone” SYFY 43 40 (:00) Eureka Warehouse 13 ’ Å Warehouse 13 ’ Å Warehouse 13 “13.1” ’ Warehouse 13 ’ Å Warehouse 13 ’ Å Warehouse

TBS 33 10“Mean Girls”



“Speed Racer”›› (2008, Action) Emile Hirsch, Christina Ricci.

TCM 51 26(5:00) “I Remember Mama”›››› (1948)

“Stella Dallas”››› (1937, Drama) Barbara Stanwyck, John Boles, Anne Shirley. Å

“The Divine Lady”›‡ (1929, Drama) Corinne Griffi th, Victor Varconi, H.B. Warner.

“Mother”››› (1952, Drama) Kinuyo Tanaka.

TLC 42 41 E.R. Untold Stories of the ER Sister Sister Sister Sister Strange Strange Sister Sister Strange TNT 36 42 NBA Basketball Inside the NBA (N) Å “Lethal Weapon 4”›› (1998, Action) Mel Gibson. Å (DVS) “Clear and Present Danger”›››

TOON 63 33 “Scooby-Doo! Curse of Lake” Scooby-Doo Looney God, Devil King of Hill King of Hill Family Guy Family Guy Chicken Superjail (N) TRVL 59 48 Bizarre Man, Food Man, Food Conqueror Conqueror Florida Spring Daytona Motorcycle Man, Food Man, Food Florida TVLND 53 28 All-Family All-Family All-Family M*A*S*H M*A*S*H M*A*S*H M*A*S*H Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond

USA 45 15Law & Order: SVU

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit “Hardwired”

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit “Shattered”

Law & Order: Criminal Intent “The Consoler” (N)

In Plain Sight A witness wants to reconnect. (N)

Burn Notice A robbery at a fashion house. Å

Law Order: CI

VS. 47 422 NHL Hockey Hockey Tour of Calif. Adv. Sports Bull Riding PBR Des Moines Invitational. Adv. Sports Get Ripped! WE 185 120 Braxton Braxton Family Values Braxton Family Values Braxton Family Values Braxton Family Values Braxton Family Values Wedding WGN-A 14 How I Met News/Nine Replay Monk Å Monk Å Monk Å “The Man in the Iron Mask”›› Å

ENC 642 710(:10) “Anger Management”›› (2003, Comedy) Adam Sandler. ’ Å

“The Scorpion King”›› (2002) The Rock, Steven Brand. ’ Å

(:35) “2012”››‡ (2009, Action) John Cusack, Chiwetel Ejiofor. A global cataclysm nearly wipes out humanity. ’ Å

“Major League II”

HBO 500 600(:00) “Scott Pilgrim vs. the World”››› (2010) Michael Cera. ’

True Blood Bill’s fate lies in Lorena’s hands. Å

Game of Thrones Ned looks for clues. (N) Å

Treme “On Your Way Down” (N) ’ Å


Treme ’ Å

SHO 600 660“Youth in Revolt”››‡ (2009) Michael Cera, Jean Smart. iTV. ’ Å

The Borgias (iTV) Della Rovere strikes a bargain.

Nurse Jackie (iTV)

United States, Tara

The Borgias “Death, on a Pale Horse” (iTV) (N) ’

The Borgias “Death, on a Pale Horse” (iTV) Å

Nurse Jackie (iTV)

TMC 620 690“Spymate” (2003, Comedy) Chris Potter, Richard Kind. Premiere. ’ Å

“Cairo Time”››› (2009) Patricia Clarkson, Alexander Siddig. ’ Å

“The Joy Luck Club”›››‡ (1993) Rosalind Chao. Premiere. Chinese-American women learn from their mothers. ’ Å

“Agora”››› (2009)

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292 (10:00) “Act of Love”›››

“A Star for Two” (1991, Romance) Lauren Bacall, Anthony Quinn. Former lovers try to rekindle their relationship.

“Road House”›› (1989, Action) Patrick Swayze, Kelly Lynch, Sam Elliott. A legendary bouncer agrees to tame a notorious gin mill. Å

“The Omen”››› (1976, Horror) Gregory Peck, Lee Remick, David Warner. Å

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America’s Funniest Home Videos Favorite home videos.

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit “Victims” ’ Å

Star Trek: The Next Generation “Tin Man” ’ Å


The 700 Club Å

30/IND 21 Action 4 Life Better Life

Today3ABN Today Tiny Tots for

JesusKids Time It Is Written Å Steps to Christ

in SongTime Out Variety (In

Japanese)Walking With Jesus

Health for a Lifetime

Anchors of Truth

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Friends ’ Å Frasier ’ Å Frasier ’ Å According to Jim ’ Å



Everybody-Raymond

The Offi ce “The Lover”


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6 The Nate Berkus Show “Simple Changes: Big Results” (N)

Days of our Lives (N) ’ Å Swift Justice-Nancy Grace


The Doctors Å The Ellen DeGeneres Show Journalist Katie Couric. (N) ’



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7 Paint This-Jerry In Julia’s Kitchen


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WordGirl Å (DVS)




This Old House Å

A&E 24 23The First 48 Memphis’ worst mass murder in 15 years.

The First 48 A woman is found dead. Å

The Sopranos Mistaken identity’s ramifi cations. ’ Å

CSI: Miami “Bombshell” Horatio has concerns about Julia.

Criminal Minds Homeless people in Kansas City. ’ Å



The First 48 Å


AMC 68 24(11:30) “The Kingdom”››‡ (2007) Jamie Foxx. Federal agents seek a terrorist cell in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia. Å

“The Interpreter”››› (2005, Suspense) Nicole Kidman, Sean Penn, Catherine Keener. A U.N. translator overhears an assassination plot. Å

“Batman Returns”››‡ (1992, Action) Michael Keaton, Danny DeVito. Å

ANPL 49 47 Miami Animal Police ’ Å Miami Animal Police ’ Å The Most Extreme ’ Å Weird, True Weird, True Pit Boss “Surprise, Surprise” I Shouldn’t Be Alive ’ Å Whale Wars BRAVO 62 46 Bethenny Ever After Bethenny Ever After Bethenny Ever After Bethenny Ever After Bethenny Ever After Bethenny Ever After Bethenny Ever CNBC 65 Closing Bell (N) ’ Å Closing Bell-Bartiromo Fast Money (N) Mad Money (N) The Kudlow Report (N) Divorce Wars Biogr/CNBC CNN 35 35 Newsroom (N) The Situation Room With Wolf Blitzer (N) John King, USA (N) In the Arena (N) Piers Morgan COM 64 98 School Com. Central Daily Show Colbert Report “The Honeymooners”›› (2005) Cedric the Entertainer. Å RENO 911! Futurama ’ South Park Tosh.0 Å Scrubs Å CW 12 14 TBA Know Cause TBA TBA The Steve Wilkos Show Å The Tyra Show ’ Å Don’t Forget Don’t Forget King King ’70s Show

DISC 34 30Deadliest Catch The opilio crab season begins. ’ Å

American Chopper Senior’s trip to Europe. ’ Å

American Chopper The wrong powder-coat color. ’ Å

American Chopper OCC hosts the RJR Memorial Car Show.

American Chopper The OCC crew creates a ’57 Chevy bike.

FBI’s 10 Most Wanted ’ (Part 1 of 2) Å

FBI’s 10 Most Wanted Å

DISN 37 21Mickey Mouse Clubhouse ’

Jungle Junction (N)

Special Agent Oso


Phineas and Ferb Å

Phineas and Ferb Å

Phineas and Ferb Å

Phineas and Ferb Å





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E! 57 25 E! News E! News Special Khloe Khloe Khloe Dance Scene Sex and-City Sex and-City Sex and-City Sex and-City Holly’s World


College Foot-ball Live (N)

NFL Live (N) (Live) Å

Jim Rome Is Burning (N)



SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å MLB Baseball Minnesota Twins at Boston Red Sox. From Fenway Park in Boston. (N Subject to Blackout) (Live) Å

ESPN2 27 49 (11:55) English Premier League Soccer Fulham vs. Liverpool. SportsNation (N) Å NASCAR Now (N) Å Football Live NFL Live (N) E:60 Poker Tour FNC 32 27 Studio B With Shepard Smith Your World With Neil Cavuto Glenn Beck (N) Special Report FOX Report/Shepard Smith The O’Reilly Factor (N) Å Hannity (N) FOOD 72 50 Best Dishes Home Cooking Contessa Contessa Minute Meals Minute Meals Guy’s Big Bite Secrets Cook for Real Giada-Home Contessa Ingredient Fix Best Dishes FX 31 45 (11:00) “The 6th Day”››‡ (2000) “Assault on Precinct 13”››› (2005) Ethan Hawke, Laurence Fishburne. Malcolm “The Day the Earth Stood Still”›› (2008) Keanu Reeves.

FXM 44 (11:00) “100 Rifl es”››‡ (1969) Jim Brown. Å

“The Detective”››› (1968) Frank Sinatra, Lee Remick. New York detective learns condemned man was innocent. Å

“The Boston Strangler”››› (1968) Tony Curtis, Henry Fonda. The manhunt and capture of the infamous killer. Å

“The Fly”››› (1958) Al Hedison. Scientist’s gizmo swaps his head with fl y’s. Å

HGTV 50 43 House Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l HIST 41 34 Restoration Restoration Modern Marvels Å Marijuana: A Chronic History Å Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Restoration HLMRK 87 Martha’s Kit. Martha’s Kit. The Martha Stewart Show The Martha Stewart Show The Waltons “The Fledgling” The Waltons “The Collision” The Waltons Å Little House ION 15 20 Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer “Pilot” ’ Ghost Whisperer ’ Å With’t a Trace LIFE 23 29 Old Christine How I Met How I Met How I Met American Justice ’ Å Cold Case Files ’ Å Unsolved Mysteries Å Unsolved Mysteries Å Seventeen MSNBC 54 44 Martin Bashir (N) The Dylan Ratigan Show (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews MSNBC Live (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews The Last Word R. Maddow MTV 26 17 Going Going Going Going Parent Control Parent Control Parent Control Parent Control I Was 17 I Was 17 The Seven (N) RJ Berger ’70s Show NAT GEO 73 Troopers Troopers Taboo “Body Modifi cation” Taboo “Beauty” Taboo “Fantasy Lives” Troopers Troopers Humanly Impossible: The Taboo NICK 71 39 Dora Explorer Dora Explorer Max & Ruby Max & Ruby SpongeBob SpongeBob The Penguins T.U.F.F. Puppy Big Time Rush iCarly Å SpongeBob SpongeBob iCarly Å OXY 61 Roseanne ’ Roseanne ’ Love Games: Bad Girls The Bad Girls Club Å The Bad Girls Club Å The Bad Girls Club Å The Bad Girls Club Å Bad Girls Club

ROOT 38 99(11:00) College Baseball California at Oregon State. English Premier League Soccer Manchester United vs. Chelsea. (Taped) Mother’s Car

ShowWhat’s in the Garage

Action Sports World Tour World Poker Tour: Season

SPEED 58 53 AMA Special On the Edge Barrett-Jackson Spec. Monster Jam Pass Time Pass Time NASCAR Race Hub (N) The 10 The 10 Pinks - All Out SPIKE 69 38 CSI: Crime Scene Investigat’n CSI: NY “Love Run Cold” ’ CSI: Crime Scene Investigat’n Jail ’ Å Jail ’ Å Jail ’ Å Jail ’ Å Jail ’ Å Jail ’ Å Jail ’ Å SYFY 43 40 Stargate Universe “Hope” ’ Stargate Universe “Seizure” Stargate Universe “The Hunt” Stargate Universe ’ Å Stargate Universe “Epilogue” Stargate Universe “Blockade” Star Trek




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The Offi ce ’ Å Everybody-Raymond

Everybody-Raymond

Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å Seinfeld “The Stranded” ’

TCM 51 26(10:30) “Rhapsody in Blue”››‡ (1945) Å

“The Green Years”››› (1946) Charles Coburn, Tom Drake. Orphan becomes man in love, guided by great-granddad. Å

(:15) “Lured”››‡ (1947) George Sanders, Lucille Ball. A woman becomes a decoy to snare her friend’s murderer.

“Lawrence of Arabia”›››› (1962, Adventure) Peter O’Toole, Alec Guinness. Å

TLC 42 41 Cake Boss ’ Kitchen Boss A Baby Story A Baby Story Baby’s First Rm-Multiples Four Weddings ’ Å Fabulous Cakes ’ Å Fabulous Cakes ’ Å Cakes TNT 36 42 Las Vegas “The Real McCoy” Las Vegas ’ Å The Closer “The Butler Did It” Cold Case “One Fall” Å NBA Basketball Miami Heat at Boston Celtics. (N) (Live) Å TOON 63 33 Looney Tunes ’ Tom & Jerry Garfi eld Show Ed, Edd Ed, Edd, Eddy Courage-Dog Courage-Dog Advent. Time MAD Looney Tunes Codename TRVL 59 48 World’s Best Å Bourdain: No Reservations Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Man v. Food Man v. Food Pie Paradise Å Bourdain: No Reservations Bizarre Foods TVLND 53 28 Gunsmoke “Coreyville” Å Gunsmoke “Danny” Å Bonanza “Day of Reckoning” Bonanza “The Abduction” Bonanza “Breed of Violence” Good Times Jeffersons Sanford & Son

USA 45 15Law & Order: Criminal Intent “Legion” Adolescents. Å

Law & Order: Criminal Intent Obsessively clean doctor.

Law & Order: Criminal Intent “The Gift” ’ Å

Law & Order: Criminal Intent “Pravda” ’ Å

Law & Order: Criminal Intent The death of a banker. Å

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Expectant mother. Å

NCIS “About Face” Å

VS. 47 422 Saltwater Exp. Real NBA Bull Riding PBR Des Moines Invitational. Adv. Sports Hockey NHL Hockey Conference Semifi nal: Teams TBA. (N Subject to Blackout) (Live) WE 185 120 Little Miss Perfect Å Little Miss Perfect Å Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Charmed “Payback’s a Witch” Charmed “Repo Manor” ’ Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls WGN-A 14 Walker, Texas Ranger Å Jeannie Bewitched Cheers Å Cheers Å Dharma/Greg Dharma/Greg Amer. Funniest Home Videos Old Christine Old Christine Funny Videos

ENC 642 710(10:40) “2012”››‡ (2009) John Cusack. A global cataclysm nearly wipes out humanity.

(:20) “Dear John”›› (2010, Romance) Channing Tatum, Amanda Seyfried. ’ Å

(:10) “Class Act”›› (1992, Comedy) Christopher Reid. A nerd reluctantly swaps identities with a paroled felon. ’ Å

(4:50) “Child’s Play 2”›› (1990, Horror) Alex Vincent, Jenny Agutter. ’ Å

HBO 500 600“Gentlemen Broncos”›‡

“Cinema Verite” (2011, Docudrama) Diane Lane, Tim Robbins, James Gandolfi ni. ’ Å

“Death Defying Acts”›› (2007, Drama) Catherine Zeta-Jones, Guy Pearce. ’ Å

(:45) What to Watch Å

“Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithson-ian”››‡ (2009) Ben Stiller. ’ Å

(:45) “Shallow Hal”››‡ (2001) Gwyneth Paltrow. ’

SHO 600 660(:15) “Finding Amanda”››‡ (2008) Matthew Broderick. iTV. A man tries to bring his niece to rehab. ’ Å

“Nobel Son” (2007, Suspense) Alan Rickman, Bryan Greenberg. iTV. A prize-winning scientist’s son is kidnapped. ’

“Two Lovers”››› (2008) Joaquin Phoenix. iTV. A man juggles relationships with two vastly different women. ’ Å

“Remember Me”›› Å

TMC 620 690“Necessary Roughness”

“That Evening Sun”››› (2009) Hal Holbrook. An old man leaves his nursing home and returns to his farm. ’ Å

“Assassin in Love” (2007, Comedy) Damian Lewis, Michael Gambon. ’ Å

“Twilight”››‡ (2008, Romance) Kristen Stewart. A teen is caught up in an unorthodox romance with a vampire. ’

“The Boys Are Back” ’

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