Copyright 2005 Steve Lopes BOAS FESTAS!!

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BOAS FESTAS!!


DA POOTUGUESE DA POOTUGUESE NIGHT BEFORE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS!CHRISTMAS!

STEVE LOPESSTEVE LOPES


Twas da night befowa Twas da night befowa creeshmas,creeshmas,

AND ALL TRU MY TREE DECKA AND ALL TRU MY TREE DECKA HOUSE NOTA TING MAKE FOR MOVE, HOUSE NOTA TING MAKE FOR MOVE, NO EVEN A TEENY TINY MOUSE.NO EVEN A TEENY TINY MOUSE.


DA STOCKAS MAKE FOR HANGA FROM DA DA STOCKAS MAKE FOR HANGA FROM DA GAS STOVE WID CAYA, I HOEPA DAT GAS STOVE WID CAYA, I HOEPA DAT MANNY CLAUS COME OVA HEEYA!MANNY CLAUS COME OVA HEEYA!

DA KIDS MAKE FOR SLEEPA IN DA KIDS MAKE FOR SLEEPA IN FURNATCHA CITY BUNK BEDS, WID FURNATCHA CITY BUNK BEDS, WID VISHAS OF SWEET RICE DANCA IN DAYA VISHAS OF SWEET RICE DANCA IN DAYA HEADS.HEADS.

AND MARIA IN HER P SHJAYS, AND I JUST AND MARIA IN HER P SHJAYS, AND I JUST MAKE FOR CRAP WE GOTA BED NOW OR MAKE FOR CRAP WE GOTA BED NOW OR MAYBE PUSH IN DA PANTS.MAYBE PUSH IN DA PANTS.


WHEN IN DA CEMENT BACK YAHD DAYA WHEN IN DA CEMENT BACK YAHD DAYA MAKE FOR SUCH A NOISE, I RUN TO DA MAKE FOR SUCH A NOISE, I RUN TO DA WEENDA IN DA KIDS ROOM AND TRIP WEENDA IN DA KIDS ROOM AND TRIP ONDA TOYS!ONDA TOYS!

DA MOON MAKE FOR SHINE ONDA GRAPE DA MOON MAKE FOR SHINE ONDA GRAPE VINE BELOW IT LOOKED LIKE DA FARM I VINE BELOW IT LOOKED LIKE DA FARM I GREW UP WID VOVO, GREW UP WID VOVO,

WHEN WHAT TO MY BLOODSHOT EYES WHEN WHAT TO MY BLOODSHOT EYES MAKE FOR SEE A POOTUGUESE GUY AND MAKE FOR SEE A POOTUGUESE GUY AND HES TAKIN’ A PEE!HES TAKIN’ A PEE!


DIS POOTUGUESE GUY, WID WHITE HAIR DIS POOTUGUESE GUY, WID WHITE HAIR ON HIS JAWS HES GOT SOME ON HIS JAWS HES GOT SOME REINDEEYAS I CAN BELIEVE ITS MANNY REINDEEYAS I CAN BELIEVE ITS MANNY CLAUS!!! CLAUS!!!

FASTER DEN MARIA ON DA BLUE LIGHT FASTER DEN MARIA ON DA BLUE LIGHT SPECIAL DAY HE YELLED AND HE SPECIAL DAY HE YELLED AND HE SCREAMED AND CALLED OUT DA NAMES…SCREAMED AND CALLED OUT DA NAMES…

ON MANNY HEY DANNY NOW LOUIE AND ON MANNY HEY DANNY NOW LOUIE AND MARCIO OH COMON YOU STOOPA MARCIO OH COMON YOU STOOPA WHERES EVARISTO AND MARIO! NO POOP WHERES EVARISTO AND MARIO! NO POOP ONDA PORCH NO PISH ONDA WALL GET ONDA PORCH NO PISH ONDA WALL GET UP ONDA ROOF AND MAKE SHUWA I NO UP ONDA ROOF AND MAKE SHUWA I NO FALL!FALL!


AS DRY HEAVES FROM TOO MUCH BEEYA AS DRY HEAVES FROM TOO MUCH BEEYA TO DA BATROOM YOUD FLY, TO DA BATROOM YOUD FLY, DOZE POOTUGUESE REINDEEYAS TOOK DOZE POOTUGUESE REINDEEYAS TOOK TO DA SKY.TO DA SKY.

SO UP TO DA ROOF DOZE COIZAS DEY SO UP TO DA ROOF DOZE COIZAS DEY FLEW, WID A SLEIGH FULL OF SHUTTICE FLEW, WID A SLEIGH FULL OF SHUTTICE AND MANNY CLAUS TOO.AND MANNY CLAUS TOO.

AND DEN IN A SECA I HEARD ONDA ROOF AND DEN IN A SECA I HEARD ONDA ROOF DA POOTUGUESE REINDEEYAS WID DERE DA POOTUGUESE REINDEEYAS WID DERE GAADAM LOUD HOOFS!GAADAM LOUD HOOFS!

I HIT MY HEAD ONDA WEENDA AND WAS I HIT MY HEAD ONDA WEENDA AND WAS TURNA AROUND, DOWN DA STOVE PIPE TURNA AROUND, DOWN DA STOVE PIPE CAME MANNY CLAUS ONTO DA GROUND!CAME MANNY CLAUS ONTO DA GROUND!


HE WAS DRESSED IN RED AND GREEN HE WAS DRESSED IN RED AND GREEN FROM HIS HEAD TO HIS SHOES, HE FROM HIS HEAD TO HIS SHOES, HE MAKE FOR LOOK LIKE MY UNCLE TI MAKE FOR LOOK LIKE MY UNCLE TI TONY DA CRUZTONY DA CRUZ

A BUNDLE OF SHUTTICE HE HAD FLUNG A BUNDLE OF SHUTTICE HE HAD FLUNG ON HIS BACK WID SOME LINGUICA AND ON HIS BACK WID SOME LINGUICA AND MORCELLA JUST FOR DA HECK.MORCELLA JUST FOR DA HECK.

HIS EYES DEY WERE BLOODSHOT HIS HIS EYES DEY WERE BLOODSHOT HIS FACE KINDA SCARY HE HAD BIG HAIRY FACE KINDA SCARY HE HAD BIG HAIRY ARMS LIKE MY GREAT AUNT TIA MARYARMS LIKE MY GREAT AUNT TIA MARY


DA STUMP OF A SEEGAR HE HAD IN HIS DA STUMP OF A SEEGAR HE HAD IN HIS MOUT, DA SMOKE MADE ME DIZZY I MOUT, DA SMOKE MADE ME DIZZY I ALMOSE MAKE FOR PASS OUT.ALMOSE MAKE FOR PASS OUT.

HE HADA LOOK ON HIS FACE DEN HE HE HADA LOOK ON HIS FACE DEN HE GRABBED HIS BIG BELLY, HE MAKE FOR GRABBED HIS BIG BELLY, HE MAKE FOR PASS GAS JESUS IT WAS SMELLY!PASS GAS JESUS IT WAS SMELLY!

HE WAS CHUBBY AND PLUMP FROM HE WAS CHUBBY AND PLUMP FROM TOO MUCH SHUTTICE FOR HIMSELF TOO MUCH SHUTTICE FOR HIMSELF AND AFTER DAT BOMBA HE LAID I TINK AND AFTER DAT BOMBA HE LAID I TINK HE MAKE FOR POOP HIMSELF!HE MAKE FOR POOP HIMSELF!


HE NO MAKE FOR TALK AND WENT HE NO MAKE FOR TALK AND WENT RIGHT TO WORK, HE WALKED TRU RIGHT TO WORK, HE WALKED TRU MARIAS WHITE PALLA WID HIS DIRTY MARIAS WHITE PALLA WID HIS DIRTY BOOTS YOU CANT DO DAT YOU JERK!BOOTS YOU CANT DO DAT YOU JERK!

WHAT KINDA POOTUGUESE GUY WHAT KINDA POOTUGUESE GUY WOULD NEVA KNOW YOU CANT GO IN WOULD NEVA KNOW YOU CANT GO IN DAT PALLA ITS JUST DERE FOR SHOW!DAT PALLA ITS JUST DERE FOR SHOW!

HE WENT OUT DA WEENDA AND BACK HE WENT OUT DA WEENDA AND BACK TO HIS SLEIGH AND IT’S A GOOD TING TO HIS SLEIGH AND IT’S A GOOD TING MARIA WAS ON HER WAY.MARIA WAS ON HER WAY.


I HEARD HIM YELL DOWN AS HE FLEW I HEARD HIM YELL DOWN AS HE FLEW OUT OF SIGHT BOAS FESTAS TO ALL OUT OF SIGHT BOAS FESTAS TO ALL AND TELL MARIA ITS GONNA BE AND TELL MARIA ITS GONNA BE ALRIGHT!ALRIGHT!

Copyright 2005 Steve Lopes BOAS FESTAS!!

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