“Catfish”Cole Asbill

Born December 12, 1994In Augusta, GA at University Hospital,

Don’t trust Aiken HospitalLive in Aiken, SC now, but I was raised in

Windsor

Where I Come From?

South Aiken Baptist Christian School for like 10 years

Aiken Middle for 8th gradeAiken High for 3 years nowAiken Tech when I get out of here

School

I got my mom, she’s awesomeMy dad’s good for nothing, so I stay away

from him since they got a divorce when I was a year and a half

My stepdad, but he’s better than most thinkMost of my friends are like brothers, but they

go under friends

Family

Good Ol’ Boys (Friends) Butterbean Boot Goat Lee Lee Clark Red Dog Pansy Ron Isaballer Cricket Wilbo MinkMink Skins

Big Mo Hick Hoss (Boochie Rain) Red Velvet Uncle Ricky Rick Rick Wiley Pops The people at the Chinese

Restaurant JohnBoy Bud Bacon BarbaJean AnnaBanana

Mud Boggin’

•I love Muddin’

•It’s a good fun way to stay outta trouble, unless your on someone elses property (ask Ronald)

•It’s a redneck pride thing

Deer Hunting

•I Also LOVE deerhunting

•The peacefulness of the woods at dawn is better than anything

•Its my paradise

When I grow up, I want to weldMoney in welding is goodThere’s always a welding job out there

The Real World

Welding (continued)

I pretty much like all kinds of music, from Metal to Country to Hard Rock to Hip-Hop

My favorite in Metal is MetallicaMy favorite in Country is between Brantley

Gilbert, Hank Williams Jr., Dwight Yoakam, the LACS and Randy Houser

My favorite in Hard Rock is definitely AC/DC, by far

My favorite in Hip-Hop is between Lil Wayne, Roscoe Dash, and Wiz Khalifa

Music

1966 Ford Fairlane, my grandaddy used to run shine in one

1976 Ford F-100 Ranger just like the one my dad had before he turned into an alcoholic

1967 Pontiac GTO, because they are BEAUTIFUL

Dream Cars

Dream Cars

Deliverance, because the “Dueling Banjos” was an awesome theme

Dukes of Hazzard, because I love the “General Lee”, more than almost any car in Hollywood, and Johnny Knoxville and Sean William Scott are hilarious

Dude, Where’s My Car is hilarious, because partying is fun and Ashton Kutcher had WAY too much fun

Favorite Movies

God is great, Beer is good.. And People are Crazy-Billy CurringtonLife is a game and I’m about them poker chips-Lil WayneYou don't understand. You don't understand

because you don't understand liberty. You don't understand freedom. So you put a crack in my arm like the crack in the Liberty Bell! You hear me?

-Ricky Bobby (Talledega Nights)

I Quote People?

I’m a part time chef, when I gotta fend for myself in the kitchenSteak, medium rare smothered with onions and

a side of some kinda potatoesPork chops, smothered in gravy with rice,

bread, and a cob of cornFried Chicken, in my own special spice

mixture, with fries, EXTRA RANCH sauce, and some bacon

Food

McDonalds (Golden Arches Y’all!!!)Evergreen Buffet (God Bless the Chinese)Waffle House, (my aunt works there)Subway, (Big Mo works there, EAT

FRESH!!!!!)Outback, (steaks awesome)Chilis, (Nachos there are better than Mi

Ranchos)

Favorite Restaurants

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BYE, And Thankyou

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Now I gotta go, so clap for me Y’all