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Home based English Consultants Computer Literate & fluent in English Contact Cindy for an interview [email protected] Whatsapp: 071 581 9130 Quotable Quotes What’s Happening Trivia Dinos Alive- The Exhibition at Suncoast from 12th November to 10th January. For the love of music. Sunday beats at Suncoast Amphitheatre. Featuring Tammy Saville Trio on 29th November from 2pm to 4pm. The Ding-a-lings present “Laughalicious” from 27th to 29th November at the Supernova theatre in Suncoast. Buying ban: A Canadian woman has succeeded in accomplishing something few people could do. She didn't buy any new clothing or accessories for one full year. Sarah Lazarovic of Toronto in Ontario was concerned about her mindless buying habits. She found herself being the victim of consumerism, purchasing many things she didn't need. So she decided to make a change in her buying habits and put an end to it for a year. During this period she wrote a book called A Bunch of Pretty Things I Did Not Buy. In the end she realised that she could make do with what she already had in her cupboard without having to add any more to her wardrobe. New person: A makeup artist from Italy has the skill to make herself look exactly like someone else whether it's movie characters such as Rocky and Rambo, movie stars like Bette Davis or Al Pacino, or famous musicians like Keith Richards and Iggy Pop. Lucia Pittalis uses cosmetics, wax, wigs and props to change her appearance. To do the job properly, Pittalis also studies the character she is working on, which may take a couple of days or a few weeks. She does this so she can really get into the role of the person she is pretending to be. Kind lady: When Chinese entrepreneur He Rongfeng was a teenager, he was very poor. When he couldn't find a job, Rongfeng and a couple of his friends had to beg on the streets of Taizhou in China's Zhejiang province to help support their families. Then they met Dai Xingfen who owned a restaurant. She extended the group of boys her kindness and generosity by feeding them and helping them to find jobs. Now wealthy, Rongfeng was able to locate this kind lady and offered her a reward for her past actions. She wouldn't take any money, but was happy to know that she had helped Rongfeng get started in his life. Wrong bed: Tyler Sullivan of Clinton in Connecticut USA will never live this one down. He arrived intoxicated at his apartment building in the wee hours of the morning and crawled into bed. Unfortunately it was not his apartment as he thought, and he was not crawling into his own bed, but into the bed of a stranger. The owner of the apartment unit woke up and realised someone was in bed with him, and it was not his wife! The police were called and Sullivan was charged with trespassing. There is no doubt that someday he'll find some humour in this unfortunate escapade. "No one can make you feel inferior without your consent." - Eleanor Roosevelt "In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends." - Churton Collins 1. The hummingbird is the only bird that can fly backwards and even upside down. True or False? 2. Who said, "I don't dream at night, I dream all day; I dream for a living."? 3. What is the capital of Sweden? 4. John D. Rockefeller founded which oil company? 5. What is a dactylogram? Everybody’s Talking “News to enjoy over coffee” ® FREE! www.coffeenews.co.za Coffee News Vol 176:4 23rd November 2015 Copyright 2015 - Printed with permission of Coffee News SA. www.coffeenews.co.za SPOTLIGHT ON... Durban South Chrysanne John [email protected] company in Durban is looking to Spend your day around the pool GET PAID FOR IT! 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Home based English ConsultantsComputer Literate & fluent in English
Contact Cindy for an [email protected]
Whatsapp: 071 581 9130
Quotable Quotes
What’s Happening
Trivia
Dinos Alive- The Exhibition at Suncoast from 12th November to 10th January.
For the love of music. Sunday beats at Suncoast Amphitheatre. Featuring Tammy Saville Trio on 29th November from 2pm to 4pm.
The Ding-a-lings present “Laughalicious” from 27th to 29th November at the Supernova theatre in Suncoast.
Buying ban: A Canadian woman has succeeded in accomplishing something few people could do. She didn't buy any new clothing or accessories for one full year. Sarah Lazarovic of Toronto in Ontario was concerned about her mindless buying habits. She found herself being the victim of consumerism, purchasing many things she didn't need. So she decided to make a change in her buying habits and put an end to it for a year. During this period she wrote a book called A Bunch of Pretty Things I Did Not Buy. In the end she realised that she could make do with what she already had in her cupboard without having to add any more to her wardrobe.
New person: A makeup artist from Italy has the skill to make herself look exactly like someone else whether it's movie characters such as Rocky and Rambo, movie stars like Bette Davis or Al Pacino, or famous musicians like Keith Richards and Iggy Pop. Lucia Pittalis uses cosmetics, wax, wigs and props to change her appearance. To do the job properly, Pittalis also studies the character she is working on, which may take a couple of days or a few weeks. She does this so she can really get into the role of the person she is pretending to be.
Kind lady: When Chinese entrepreneur He Rongfeng was a teenager, he was very poor. When he couldn't find a job, Rongfeng and a couple of his friends had to beg on the streets of Taizhou in China's Zhejiang province to help support their families. Then they met Dai Xingfen who owned a restaurant. She extended the group of boys her kindness and generosity by feeding them and helping them to find jobs. Now wealthy, Rongfeng was able to locate this kind lady and offered her a reward for her past actions. She wouldn't take any money, but was happy to know that she had helped Rongfeng get started in his life.
Wrong bed: Tyler Sullivan of Clinton in Connecticut USA will never live this one down. He arrived intoxicated at his apartment building in the wee hours of the morning and crawled into bed. Unfortunately it was not his apartment as he thought, and he was not crawling into his own bed, but into the bed of a stranger. The owner of the apartment unit woke up and realised someone was in bed with him, and it was not his wife! The police were called and Sullivan was charged with trespassing. There is no doubt that someday he'll find some humour in this unfortunate escapade.
"No one can make you feel inferior without your consent." - Eleanor Roosevelt
"In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends." - Churton Collins
1. The hummingbird is the only bird that can fly backwards and even upside down. True or False?
2. Who said, "I don't dream at night, I dream all day; I dream for a living."?
3. What is the capital of Sweden?4. John D. Rockefeller founded which oil company?5. What is a dactylogram?
Everybody’s Talking
“News to enjoy over coffee”
®FREE!
www.coffeenews.co.za
Coffee News
Vol 176:4 23rd November 2015
Copyright 2015 - Printed with permission of Coffee News SA. www.coffeenews.co.za
SPOTLIGHT ON...
Durban SouthChrysanne John
company in Durban is looking to
Spend your day around the pool
GET PAID FOR IT!BLUPOOL, a leading swimming pool
Contact us for a business opportunity
expand in your area.
&
Email: [email protected]: o31 569 2092
Chrysanne John072 377 9495
Effective, Affordable Advertising!
NU-LIFE PROJECTS
Abraham Jonathan079 686 0220
Adding value to your propertyQuality workmanship through excellence
Auto Glass & FitmentSABS Approved Windscreens
Insurance Claims & Mobile Fitment.
Guaranteed Workmanship
Seelan Moodley073 998 7139
Jabez SignsManufacturers of:
Contractors Boards, Road Signs, Cones, DelineatorsDigital Signage, Vehicle Signage
Sharmaine Peter083 604 4750
[email protected] 2/42 Laguna Crescent, Jacobs
Painting ContractorsCommercial and Domestic
KenakoProjects
Briano73 497 6366
Karen 083 403 0060
ChristmasSpecials
Brought to you by AvonContact me to find out more
Cook up a storm withAMC special offers
this Christmas
Resha Singh083 639 1961
Santa’s Choice
Candle wax sold in 5kg slabs
Brighten up your Christmas table
Give the gift of light this Christmas bymaking your own candles as gifts
Fathima
083 558 6010/031 902 3227
in a 25kg box
We specialize in building,home improvements, maintenance
fitting & furnishing.
INDUMISO Construction
Ryan Naidoo073 556 0136
Prostate
Cancer
Awareness
We want to hear from
YOU!
We would love to hear from our readers, tell us what you think about
Coffee News. Get your comments published in our next edition.
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Derren & Karen DewlalCell: 084 299 7351Fax: 086 551 5916
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Your Weekly Horoscope
Answers
Did you know?
On the Lighter Side
CANCER(June 22 – July 23)
CAPRICORN(Dec. 22 – Jan. 20)
AQUARIUS(Jan. 21 – Feb. 19)
LEO(July 24 – Aug. 23)
ARIES(March 21 – April 20)
LIBRA(Sept. 24 – Oct. 23)
PISCES(Feb. 20 – March 20)
VIRGO(Aug. 24 – Sept. 23)
GEMINI(May 22 – June 21)
SAGITTARIUS(Nov. 23 – Dec. 21)
SCORPIO(Oct. 24 – Nov. 22)
TAURUS(April 21 – May 21)
1. True 2. Steven Spielberg 3. Stockholm 4. Standard Oil 5. Fingerprint
Father teaching his four-year old to tell the time: "These are the hours - and these are the minutes - and these are the seconds." Son: "But, where are the 'jiffies,' Daddy?"
Did you hear about the karate champion who joined the army? The first time he saluted, he knocked himself out!
If you want to trace your family tree, run for public office or win the sweepstakes.
Auntie noticing an unusual lisp: "Have you lost another tooth, Emily?" Emily: "Yeth, and I limp now when I talk!"
People are always talking about a credibility gap. But what's supposed to go into it? A gullibility fill?
Starring role: American actor Harrison Ford got the role of Han Solo in an unusual way. He was helping other hopeful actors with their lines at the Star Wars casting audition when director George Lucas noticed him and was impressed.
Three horns: The Triceratops dinosaur lived about 65 million years ago. It got its name because "tri" means three and the Triceratops had three horns on its head. Fossils of this dinosaur were first found in 1887 in the state of Colorado USA.
Dog work: Dogs are not just here for humans to pet and cuddle. Over the centuries dogs have been bred for a variety of work purposes including hunting, herding animals and being guides for disabled or blind people.
Snow transportation: Snowmobiles have been around for a long time. They were invented in the province of Quebec in Canada in 1937 by Joseph-Armand Bombardier.
Apple types: There are many different varieties of apples – thousands, actually! Some of the more common varieties include Fuji, Pink Lady, Granny Smith and Golden Delicious.
Lucky numbers this week: This week's odds favour Sagittarius winners with the luckiest number being 1.
When you have moreenergy, you're sure to
have more fun. You may experience a sense of ease and flow, rather than that of resistance. Lucky Numbers: 5, 6, 17, 19, 22, 26
If harmony seems moreimportant to you than
ever, you may be seen as a peacemaker. Welcome the giving and receiving of affection from loved ones. Lucky Numbers: 11, 13, 15, 17, 19, 21
If you have a vividimagination, finding
charming words and images to convey your thoughts should come easy. You may also speak with greater sensitivity. Lucky Numbers: 14, 20, 28, 30, 34, 38
Reach out to someonewho makes you feel
special. You'll create warm feelings between the two of you and it could be the start of something wonderful. Lucky Numbers: 4, 8, 13, 22, 26, 35
Express yourself veryclearly in conversations,
negotiations and communications. You may expect the pace to accelerate, resulting in successful transactions. Lucky Numbers: 8, 15, 17, 19, 36, 38
You know what youwant and woe to anyone
who gets in your way! To avoid becoming domineering, it may be best for you to work alone right now. Lucky Numbers: 2, 9, 12, 16, 19, 33
Public recognition foryou r ve ry un ique
contribution to the world is possible. People in authority may notice you and can help your cause immensely. Lucky Numbers: 4, 12, 28, 29, 38, 39
It may be easier for youto concentrate and
eliminate what's been distracting you. Apply self-control and put your personal affairs in order. Lucky Numbers: 8, 12, 18, 25, 28, 39
You may want to plan ajourney. Exposure to
new ideas about the world could be of interest to you. Philosophical discussions or studies could occur. Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 6, 11, 15, 32
Your career may likelyreceive a positive boost.
Through your own initiative and willingness to assert yourself, you could feel a real surge of energy. Lucky Numbers: 3, 6, 9, 36, 39, 40
You may feel a need tosocialise. Parties or
other gala events are favoured. Getting together with a group of friends to play and enjoy music could be satisfying. Lucky Numbers: 2, 5, 7, 27, 32, 37
You may have thatspecial magnetism that
attracts powerful people. You could feel intensely loving and your relationships will intensify as a result. Lucky Numbers: 12, 16, 17, 32, 36, 37
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