Christmas at the Potter’sChristmas at the Potter’s(Part 2!)(Part 2!)

WARNINGS:WARNINGS:CRUDE HUMOR, SEXUAL THEMES, QUESTIONABLE LETTUCE, LANGUAGE, DISTURBING SKIRT ROUTINES, PINK BATHING SUITS, STILLETTOS, NUDITY

June:  HAI!!June:  How're the Potters coming along?Heather:  I UPLOADED IT TO SLIDESHAREJune:  YAYZ!Heather:  IT IS STILL CONVERTING IT TO SLIDESHARE FORMATJune:  I hate how it takes forever and a day to upload.Heather:  BUT NOW THAT IT IS FINISHED WE CAN RP FANFIC SOME MOARJune:  OMG YAY!Heather:  I HAS AN IDEAHeather:  IT INVOLVES A MINISTRY PARTYHeather:  STILLETTOSHeather:  AND BOBBY PINSJune:  YOU HAD ME AT STILLETTOSHeather:  OMG HAHAHeather:  THE POTTERS ARE INVITED TO A MINISTRY PARTYHeather:  AND THE WEASLEYSJune:  GINNY AND HERMIONE TAKE FOREVER TO GET READY.June:  HARRY AND RON ARE AFRAID THEY'LL BE LATE.Heather:  THEY DUN WANNA MISS THE FOODJune:  HAHAHA RIGHT!June:  THERE'S FANCY FOODJune:  ENDLESS MAGIC BUFFETHeather:  LUNA IS WEARING STILLETTOSHeather:  SHE CAN BEARLY WALK

June:  WITH CHEEZBURGER BUCKLESHeather:  OMG YESHeather:  GINNY IS PUTTING BOBBY PINS IN LILY'S HAIRHeather:  LILY IS CRYING BECAUSE IT HURTS June:  OMG THEY'RE BRINGING THE KIDS?! HOORAY!June:  GINNY IS TELLING HER BEAUTY HURTSJune:  MY GRANDMA SAID THAT TO MY MOM WHEN SHE WAS LITTLE.Heather:  ORLY?June:  YA RLY. MY MOM SAYS THAT TO ME NOW.June:  THE MORE YOU KNOW!Heather:  OH MYHeather:   THAT CAN NOT BE GOOD PARENTINGJune:  WELL, YOU KNOW MY MOM, RUNNING AROUND DISSING OTHER PEOPLE'S MOMS.June:  ANYWAY.Heather:  THE STILLETTOS LUNA WOREHeather:  THEY CAUSED SO MUCH TROUBLEJune:  YESHJune:  THEY DENTED THE FLOOR.Heather:  OMGHeather:  SHE HAD TO PAY TO GET IT FIXEDHeather:  LILY WAS CRYING OVER HER BOBBY PINSHeather:  AND HARRY WOULD NOT LET HER DO HER ROUTINEJune:  HE SAID, LILY IT IS INAPPROPRIATE

June:  I AM DISTURBED BY YOUR BEHAVIORHeather:  VERY DISTURBEDHeather:  GINNY WAS CRANKYJune:  LILY CRIED.Heather:  HERMIONE WAS TOOJune:  YESH. VERY MUCH.June:  IT WAS VERY CROWDED AND LOUD.Heather:  JAMES COMPLAINEDHeather:  HIS TIE WAS ITCHYHeather:  HIS SUIT WAS STUFFYHeather:  HIS SHOES WERE TIGHTHeather:  THIS PARTY IS BORNINGHeather:  CAN WE GO HOME NAO?June:  THERE ARE NO GIRLS.Heather:  NONE OUR AGEHeather:  RON WAS HIDINGHeather:  THE HEALER WAS THEREHeather:  THE YOUNG WOMAN ONEJune:  WHO IS SHE? I CANNOT RECALL.Heather:  GINNY CURSED RONHeather:  WITH A BAT BOGEY HEX IN A CERTAIN PLACEHeather:  THE HEALER HAD TO FIX HIM'Heather:  MADE HIM TAKE OFF HIS PANTSJune:  AHAHAHAHA THAT'S AWESOME.

Heather:  HE WOULDN'T DO ITHeather:  SHE HAD TO GET SOME MOAR HELAERS TO DO IT FOR HIMJune:  SIR, I CANNOT FIX YOU UNLESS YOU REMOVE YOUR PANTS.Heather:  HE FAINTEDHeather:  SHE FIXED HIMHeather:  HE WOKE UP WITH NO PANTS ONHeather:  HE SHRIEKED AND RAN HOMEHeather:  COVERING HIMSELF WITH HIS HANDSJune:  WITHOUT HIS PANTS.Heather:  HE HAD TO GO TO HARRYS BECAUSE THE DOOR WAS LOCKEDHeather:  LILY OPENED THE DOORRJune:  AND SHE LAUGHED.Heather:  NO SHE SCREAMED AND CRIED JUNEJune:  RIGHT...Heather:  SHE HAD NIGHTMARESJune:  JAMES WOULD HAVE LAUGHED.Heather:  RON WASN'T ALLOWED TO COME TO THE POTTERS FOR CHRISTMASHeather:  EVERYTHING WAS TENSEHeather:  AND THAT WAS WHEN LILY DID HER SKIRT ROUTINEJune:  LILY HAD DEEP PSYCHOLOGICAL TRAUMA.Heather:  YOU CAN READ ABOUT IT ALL IN THE EMAIL I SENT YOUJune:  I'M READING!Heather:  GOOD GOOD

Heather:  JAME'S FIRST WORD IS A SWEAR WORDHeather:  "BUDY HELL"June:  : DDDDDDDHeather:  NAO LETS CONTINUEHeather:  WHAT DOES THE HEALER DO?June:  SHE COMES UP AND SAYS, I REMEMBER YOU!June:  THE BAT BOGEY MAN!Heather:  RON SCREAMSJune:  AND SHE CALLS OVER HER HEALER FRIENDSHeather:  HE RUNS TO THE BATHROOMJune:  AND THEY ALL LAUGH.Heather:  JAMES POINTSHeather:  HE FINALLY ENTERTAINEDJune:  HE NO LONGER MINDS HIS ITCHY TIE.Heather:  NO HE DOESN'THeather:  HE RIPPED IT OFFHeather:  AND PUT IT IN A PUNCH BOWLJune:  AHAHAHAHAHeather:  HARRY WAS MORTIFIEDHeather:  KINGLSEY WAS WATCHING EVERYTHINGJune:  HE HAD TO MAKE A GOOD IMPRESSION.Heather:  CHUCKLING TO HIMSELFHeather:  HARRY KIDS WILL BE KIDSJune:  HARRY SAYS, I PROMISED THEM COOKIES IF THEY BEHAVED!!!

June:  USUALLY IT WORKS!!!Heather:  KINGLSEY JUST CHUCKLES SOME MOREHeather:  AND HEADS OFF TO THE MENS ROOMHeather:  TO TALK TO RONJune:  WHO HAS LOCKED HIMSELF IN A STALL AND WON'T COME OUT.Heather:  AT ALLHeather:  UNTIL KINGLSEY MENTIONS THE BUFFETHeather:  WHAT IS AT THE BUFFET AGAIN JUNE?Heather:  I FORGOTJune:  THE BEST FOOD EVARHeather:  WHAT KINDSJune:  LIKE AT HOGWARTS DINNERSJune:  ONLY LOTSHeather:  IT NEVER RUNS OUTHeather:  CHICKENHeather:  POTATOESJune:  AND TREACLE TART FOR DESSERTJune:  IT'S HARRY'S FAVORITEHeather:  HE MAKES A MESS OF HIS SUITHeather:  AND ALOMST DIES OF EMBARASSMENTJune:  BUT THE TART IS SO GOODJune:  HE CANNOT HELP HIMSELFHeather:  GINNY CLEANS HIM UPHeather:  SHE TRIED TO COMB HIS HAIR

June:  IT DIDN'T WORK.Heather:  AT ALLJune:  IT NEVER DOES.Heather:  IT WAS AN EPIC FAILJune:  GINNY GOT FRUSTRATED AND SNAPPED THE COMB IN HALF.Heather:  WHAT WERE AL AND ROSIE DOING DURING THIS?Heather:  THEY WERE NOT ALLOWED TO BRING BOOKSHeather:  AND WHAT WAS HUGO DOING DURING THE PARTY?June:  I dunno...June:  He ate too much dessert and got a tummyacheHeather:  HES CRYING IN PAINJune:  MAKING A SCENEHeather:  HERMIONES TRYING TO SHUT HIM UPJune:  SHE'S PATTING HIS HEADJune:  BUT HER PATIENCE IS RUNNING THINHeather:  VERY THINHeather: HUGO BARFS ON HERMIONEHeather:  HERMIONE'S DRESS IS RUINEDJune:  SHE SHOVES HIM AWAY FROM HER.Heather:  FOREVERZHeather:  JAMES IS ALUGHINGJune:  HE IS ENTERTAINED GREATLYHeather:  YES YESHeather:  RON IS TRYING TO HIDE FROM THE HEALER

June:  UNDER THE TABLE.June:  OCCASIONALLY HE REACHES UP AND GRABS MORE FOOD.Heather:  HERMIONE WOULD SCOLD HIMHeather:  BUT SHES DEALING WITH HUGOJune:  HE FEELS BETTER NOW.Heather:  MUCH BETTERHeather:  LILY IS.....June:  SHE WANTS TO DO HER DANCE.June:  GINNY IS THREATENING HER NOT TO.June:  LILY LUNA POTTER, I SWEAR, YOU WILL BE GROUNDED FOREVER IF YOU DO THAT HERE!!!Heather:  LILY START TO BOBHeather:  AND SHE REACHES FOR HER SKIRTJune:  DON'T YOU DARE, YOUNG LADY!!!!Heather:  SHE YANKS IT OFFHeather:  SHE'S WEARING A SWIMSUITHeather:  IT'S PINKJune:  WITH FLOWERS.Heather:  SHE SWINGS THE SKIRT AROUNDHeather:  AND WIGGLES HER HIPSJune:  GINNY IS LIVIDJune:  SHE GRABS LILY AROUND HER WAISTJune:  AND YELLS AT HER.June:  HARRY IS EMBARRASSED.

June:  THEY ARE MAKING A SCENEJune:  EVERYONE IS STARINGHeather:  OMG! I’M LOLINGJune:  LILY IS CRYING CAUSE SHE WANTS TO DANCEJune:  SHE'S KICKING HER LEGS.Heather:  SHE BREAKS FREE OF GINNYHeather:  TO FINSIH HER ROUTINEJune:  JAMES IS ROFLING.June:  HE FELL OFF HIS CHAIRJune:  RON WANTS TO KNOW WHAT'S GOING ONJune:  HE WON'T GET OUT FROM UNDER THE TABLEHeather:  AL IS HIDING HIS FACEHeather!! (1:28 PM):  HE’S A PRUDEJune:  HAHA YES!June:  HE PRETENDS HE DOESN'T KNOW THEM.Heather:  ROSIE TOOJune:  SHE'S JUST READING HOGWARTS, A HISTORYJune:  IN PREPARATION FOR GOING TO HOGWARTSHeather:  YESHeather:  LILY IS NOW ONLY WEARING HER BATHING SUITJune:  DANCING CRAZILYJune:  AVOIDING CAPTURE BY GINNYHeather:  SWINGING HER HIPS AROUNDHeather:  POUTING AND STUFF

June:  GINNY IS CHASING HERJune:  SHE ASKS LUNA TO HELPJune:  LUNA THROWS HER STILLETOSJune:  ANDJune:  PINS LILY TO A WALLHeather:  OMGHeather:  LIKE IN A MOVIEJune:  YES, LIKE A SPY MOVIE!!June:  LILY CAN'T GET FREEJune:  SHE TRIESJune:  SHE FAILSJune:  SHE CRIESHeather:  AND HER BATHING SUIT RIPSJune:  OMGHeather:  YESHeather:  HARRY IS HIDING WITH RONHeather:  UNDER THE TABLEJune:  EATING TREACLE TARTJune:  WONDERING WHAT'S GOING ONJune:  HERMIONE'S STILL WITH HUGOJune:  HE KEEPS TAKING MORE FOOD EVEN THOUGH HERMIONE TELLS HIM NOT TOHeather:  IGNORING THE SCENEHeather:  ALBUS IS STILL HIDING WITH ROSIE

June:  BEHIND A NEWSPAPERJune:  WITH A FAKE MUSTACHEHeather:  AND ROSIE IS WEARING A HATHeather:  COVERING HER FACEJune:  IGNORING THE SCENEJune:  WISHING SHE COULD LEAVEJune:  IT'S TOO LOUDJune:  SHE CAN'T FOCUSHeather:  THEY RUN OUTSIDEJune:  HERMIONE CHASES AFTER THEMJune:  WITH HUGO IN TOWJune:  HARRY AND RON WONDER WHERE SHE WENTJune:  BUT THEY DON'T LOOKJune:  RON'S STILL AFRAID OF THE HEALERHeather:  LILY IS CRYINGHeather:  MOANINGHeather:  GURGLINGJune:  WAILINGJune:  THE PARTY'S IN SHAMBLESHeather:  SHRIEKINGJune:  THEY JUST LEAVEJune:  THEIR EVENING HAS BEEN RUINEDHeather:  EVERYTHING WAS RUINEDJune:  HARRY AND RON FOLLOW

June:  RON RUNS AS FAST AS HE CANJune:  HE RUNS INTO THE HEALER LADYJune:  AND SCREAMSHeather:  SCREAMS LIKE A LITTLE GIRLHeather:  HARRY IS TRYING TO AVOID KINGSLEYJune:  KINGSLEY FINDS HIMJune:  AND LAUGHSJune:  HARRY WHINES, IT'S NOT FUNNYYYYY!! DDDDD:Heather:  KINGLEY GIVES HARRY A PROMOTIONHeather:  HARRY IS SUDDENLY SCAREDHeather:  WHY? HE WANTS TO KNOWHeather:  KINGSLEY WON'T TELL HIMJune:  RON'S LONG GONE TO ESCAPE THE HEALER LADYJune:  BUT HARRY WON'T LEAVE UNTIL KINGSLEY TELLS HIM WHY HE GOT PROMOTEDHeather:  YESHeather:  EVERYTHING IS AKWARDHeather:  HARRY IS SACRED BECAUSE HES CONVINCED KINGSLEY IS A PEDOJune:  RON'S WHININGJune:  I WANNA LEAVE, HARRY!!!!Heather:  KINGSLEY TELLS HIM ITS BECAUSE HARRY FINALLY LEANRED HOW TO HIDEHeather:  AND NOT TAKE CONTROLJune:  AHAHAHAHAHA!!

June:  AWESOME!!Heather:  SO THEY ALL LEAVEJune:  AURORS NEED TO BE GOOD AT HIDINGHeather:  IT'S CHRISTMAS EVEJune:  EVERYONE'S EXHAUSTEDJune:  IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT LILY HEARS SOMEONE ON THE ROOFHeather:  SANTA?June:  SO SHE CRIES CAUSE SHE'S SCAREDHeather:  OF COURSEHeather:  JAMES IS DROOLINGHeather:  HUGO IS SNORINGHeather:  FRED ROLLSHeather:  ROXANNE SLEEP WALKEDJune:  LILY WAKES UP JAMESJune:  JAMSIE, I HEARD SOMETHING ON THE ROOF!!!Heather:  SHUT UP LILYHeather:  LET ME SLEEPHeather:  GO BACK TO SLEEP NAOJune:  NUUUU, JAMSIE, I HEARD SOMETHING!Heather:  GO AWAY LILY!Heather:  HE KICKS HERHeather:  SHE CRIESHeather:  AND WAILSJune:  SHE FALLS ON AL

June:  HER WAILING WAKES UP THE REST OF THE KIDS.Heather:  EVERYONE IN THE HOUSE WAKES UPJune:  HARRY RUNS IN HALF- ASLEEPHeather:  WUZ GOIN ON?June:  ARE YOU HURT? ?Heather:  I HEARD SOMETHIN ON THE ROOF DADDYJune:  HUGO IS EXCITEDJune:  MAYBE IT'S SANTA!!!Heather:  PRESENTS! THE COUSINS DASH FOR THE STAIRSHeather:  AND FIGHTHeather:  THE ALL WANT TO BE FIRSTHeather:  LILY FALLSJune:  JAMES SLIDES DOWN THE BANISTER TO BE COOL.Heather:  AND CRASHES INTO LILYJune:  THEY BOTH FALLHeather:  LILY CRIESJune:  AND THEN THEY GET TRAMPLED BY EVERYONE ELSEHeather:  JAMES BREAKS HIS NOSEJune:  AND CURSES OUT EVERYONEHeather:  HUGO IS RIPPING OPEN PRESENTSJune:  NOT EVEN HISHeather:  LILY'S AND JAMES'SHeather:  ROSIE GETS BOOKSJune:  LARGE ONES

Heather:  AL GETS A SWEATERHeather:  LILY GOT A DOLL HOUSEHeather:  JAMES GOT A BROOMSTICKJune:  HE FLIES AROUND THE HOUSE AND BREAKS THINGSHeather:  HE CRASHES INTO RONJune:  NEVILLE AND LUNA ARE STILL ASLEEPHeather:  HUGO CAN’T FIND HIS PRESENTJune:  HE'S YELLINGHeather:  NO ONE GOT HIM ONEJune:  POOR HUGO.Heather:  LILY ALSO GOT SOME LETTUCEJune  SHE SCREAMS WITH GLEEHeather:  SHE OFFERS TO SHARE WITH HUGOJune:  HE DOESN'T WANT ITJune:  NO, LILY, I DUN WANNA SHARE UR STOOPID LETTUCE!!! D:<Heather:  ALBUS ALSO GOT TICKETS TO THE QUIDDITCH WORLD CUP FOR HIS BIRTHDAYJune:  HE'S SO EXCITED.Heather:  HE CAN'T WAITJune:  HARRY'S EXCITED TOOHeather:  VERY EXCITEDHeather:  ME AND KYRA WERE RPING THISHeather:  THE PROBLEMS THAT ENSUE WHILE PACKING....Heather:  LOL.

June:  AHAHAHAHA, I BET!!Heather:  THE STORY INVOLVES: PORN MAGAZINES, BARF, CRYING KIDS, A POND, AND SHAMPOO

AND THAT’S IT UNTIL NEXT TIME! KEEP YOUR EYE OUT FOR:

“QUDDITCH WORLD CUP: JUST ADD POTTER”

COMING OUT SOON!