By: Ezra Najman-Franks1/6/14

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Sports Cell Weekly

Cell Membrane

On a basketball team you need someone to protect the basket. The center does this by blocking shots from opponents and also pushing them out physically. The center controls who is allowed in and who is supposed to go out of the paint.

Just like a center the cell membrane controls what enters and leaves the cell. It helps the cell stay healthy as the center keeps his team ahead.

Without a cell membrane you will get many viruses that will not be stopped on their way into the cell. Without the cell membrane you could very well pass away.

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Cytoplasm

On a basketball team you need a power forward to keep the ball safe and hold it while the rest of the team is running plays.

Just like the power forward the cytoplasm is a safe place to keep things that the rest of the cell/team needs.

Why do I need this you ask?

Well without the cytoplasm you would have nowhere to put your important things inside the cell.

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Nucleus

On a basketball team there is something called a point guard that is usually the team captain. It assists everyone around it and gets the team involved.

Just like a point guard the nucleus assists everyone around it, with points not with energy.

You need a nucleus because without energy none of the other organelles can function and the nucleus distributes that energy.

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Smooth ER

On a basketball team there is something called a shooting guard. What it is supposed to do is create scoring opportunities for its team.

The Smooth ER helps the cell with creating products for the cell (creating opportunities to score).

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RibosomesThere is a position on a basketball team called small forward. The small forward must produce points for his team.

The Ribosomes produce energy for the rest of the cell and also keeps the cell healthy.

You need this because without ribosomes there will be no energy to give out. As I said before that does not let any of the

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Rough ER

On a basketball team you also need a backup Point guard to help out with the assists too. His main job is to pass not to score.

The Rough ER helps transmit materials through the cell.

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VacuoleThere is always a defensive specialist on a basketball team who guards the other teams best player.

What the vacuole does is it isolates any threat and makes sure it does not do harm.

Without a vacuole there will be strong viruses coming in left and right unidentified. That can kill you.

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Golgi apparatus

There is always a backup power forward on a team. This is the role that the Golgi apparatus plays. The backup power forward is supposed to protect the ball while the team is running plays.

The Golgi apparatus packages proteins in side the cell and protects the protein while the rest of the cell is doing work.

Without a Golgi apparatus your protein will get feasted upon by a virus or disease

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Mitochondria

The mitochondria is equivalent to the basketball team’s backup small forward. So it has to score points.

The mitochondria are the cells power producers. So the cell can stay healthy.

You need a Mitochondria because without this organelle your cell will be easily found by viruses and could lead to serious injury if not death.

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Centriole

Is a backup shooting guard on a basketball team. What it does is does is it creates opportunities to score by double teaming opponents and stealing the ball then driving to the basket.

They separate during cell division and form a mitotic spindle.

Without a centriole your cells will never reproduce and your body will never grow.

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