Bossy Pants Tina Fey

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Tina Fey - Bossy Pants

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<p>Me on Halloween</p> <p>1</p> <p>Soccer Nerd</p> <p>2</p> <p>2008-Mary Ellen Matthews-NBC</p> <p>Fancy Glamour Lady</p> <p>3</p> <p>Alethea McElroy</p> <p>Weirdo on Roller Skates in a Wig</p> <p>4</p> <p>Me with Flowers</p> <p>5</p> <p>Kickass White Denim Suit</p> <p>6</p> <p>Thats Don Fey and my mom Jeanne7</p> <p>Don Feys Painting</p> <p>8</p> <p>Don Fey and little me</p> <p>9</p> <p>A picture of my Husband on our Honeymoon</p> <p>10</p> <p>Beauty experts in the 1970s declared the shag the most universally flattering haircut. I think this picture proves them right.11</p> <p>Courtesy of BUST Magazine, Photo by Ramona Rosales</p> <p>The best Photoshop job I ever got was for a feminist magazine called Bust in 2004.12</p> <p>2008-Mary Ellen Matthews-NBC</p> <p>Photoshopped Picture:Nose thinned. Glasses made less awesome. Grimace inverted. Digital wig swap. Teeth added. Neckline artificially lowered, no cleavage found. Lawn chair removed and sold at yard sale.13</p> <p>Ferguson &amp; Katzman Photography-Halo Images</p> <p>Unphotoshopped Picture</p> <p>14</p> <p>Episode 118-30 Rock-NBC</p> <p>Tracy finds out he is a descendant of Thomas Jefferson.</p> <p>15</p> <p>The relative stress levels of various jobs</p> <p>16</p> <p>Episode 111-30 Rock-NBC</p> <p>Gerhardt Hapsburg was played by Paul Reubens. In case you were wondering if 30 Rock would ever be a commercial hit ....</p> <p>17</p> <p>2010-Dana Edelson-NBC</p> <p>Picture of me not resembling Dina Lohan.</p> <p>18</p> <p>2005-Dana Edelson-NBC</p> <p>Picture of me not resembling Janice Dickinson.</p> <p>19</p> <p>2010-Dana Edelson-NBC</p> <p>Picture of me not resembling Barbara Pierce Bush.</p> <p>20</p> <p>2008-Dana Edelson-NBC</p> <p>Dont forget to check out the included video of the full sketch!</p> <p>21</p> <p>Here is a now-historic photo of my friend Michaels pirate ship cake.</p> <p>22</p> <p>2008-Dana Edelson-NBC</p> <p>Katie Couric Interviews Sarah PalinI think Amy would want me to say shes very pregnant in this photo.</p> <p>23</p> <p>2010-Dana Edelson-NBC</p> <p>The Vice Presidential Debate</p> <p>24</p> <p>2008-Dana Edelson-NBC</p> <p>Weekend Update Prime-Time Special with Will Ferrell</p> <p>25</p> <p>Alethea McElroy</p> <p>This is the picture Id rather they show on the Emmys when I die.</p> <p>26</p> <p>Jake Chessum-Time &amp; Life Pictures-Getty Images</p> <p>Senator McCain and I posed together for this get out the vote cover of Life magazine.</p> <p>27</p> <p>For reference, this is the swarthy little baby Mamaw Pearline was talking about.</p> <p>28</p>