Bossy Pants

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Me on Halloween

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Soccer Nerd

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2008-Mary Ellen Matthews-NBC

Fancy Glamour Lady

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Alethea McElroy

Weirdo on Roller Skates in a Wig

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Me with Flowers

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Kickass White Denim Suit

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That’s Don Fey and my mom Jeanne

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Don Fey’s Painting

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Don Fey and little me

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A picture of my Husband on our Honeymoon

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Beauty experts in the 1970s declared the shag the “most

universally flattering haircut.”

I think this picture proves them right.

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Courtesy of BUST Magazine, Photo by Ramona Rosales

The best Photoshop job I ever got was for a feminist magazine

called Bust in 2004.

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2008-Mary Ellen Matthews-NBC

Photoshopped Picture:

Nose thinned. Glasses made less awesome. Grimace inverted. Digital wig swap. Teeth added. Neckline artificially lowered, no cleavage found.

Lawn chair removed and sold at yard sale.

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Ferguson & Katzman Photography-Halo Images

Unphotoshopped Picture

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Episode 118-30 Rock-NBC

Tracy finds out he is a descendant ofThomas Jefferson.

The relative stress levels of various jobs

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Episode 111-30 Rock-NBC

In case you were wonderingif 30 Rock would ever be

a commercial hit ....

Gerhardt Hapsburg was played by Paul Reubens.

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2010-Dana Edelson-NBC

Picture of me not resembling Dina Lohan.

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Picture of me not resembling Janice Dickinson.

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Picture of me not resembling Barbara Pierce Bush.

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Don’t forget to check out the included video of the full sketch!

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Here is a now-historic photo of my friend Michael’s

pirate ship cake.

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I think Amy would want me to say she’s very pregnant in this photo.

Katie Couric Interviews Sarah Palin

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The Vice Presidential Debate

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Weekend Update Prime-Time Special with Will Ferrell

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Alethea McElroy

This is the pictureI’d rather they show

on the Emmys when I die.

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Jake Chessum-Time & Life Pictures-Getty Images

Senator McCain and I posed together for this

“get out the vote” cover of Life magazine.

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For reference, this is the swarthy little babyMamaw Pearline

was talking about.

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