Borat bday

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offender / block being charged under Section 377 of the Indian Penal Code. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Section_377_of_the_Indian_Penal_Code]

Introducing mini-Salman Khan

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BHURAT – THE TEE TOTALLER

Lets have

shots girls

Daru Piyega ?

I don’t drink

Let’s drink man.

No way…

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Hey Borat,

wanna

paaartaaay

tonight?

AT’S

ultimate

reaction

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THE PROBLEM SOLVER

I have the solution

to all your problems

WOW! And it is???

A pick up line “She

smokes a lot, she is

smoking hotttt”

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THE POSE MASTER

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WHAT A TUTOR?

PGP 1

SECTION B

GUYS

PGP 1

SECTION B

GIRLS

In case of

doubts please

email me – I

may not get

back

In case of

doubts please

send me an

sms – for a

quick

turnaround

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Worlds best coder (not what you think)

He sucks at algos but codes the worlds best sms’

“I am in the shower kiddo-my thoughts are waterproof when it comes to you”

“I am sleeping baby – this sms comes to you from my dreams”

IIT KANPUR COMP SCIENCE

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TRUE INCIDENT

Yaar Pangti uss ladki

ne mujhe pareshan

karke rakha hai .. Call

karti rahti hai phone

karte rahti hai

Acha phone

dikha

Total One SMS from that

girl informing about some

event

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ANOTHER ONE

Yaar pangti dekh usne

mujhe dekha abhi ..

Dekha dekha main kah

raha tha mere peeche padi

hai !!

Abey who meri

college ki

junior hai

mujhe “hi” kah

rahi thi !!

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ORIGINS – AS SOME BELIEVE

Straight from

the Singapore

Zoo!

* Refer to Niharika’s ppt

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BUSTING SOME MYTHS - I

In his own words – ‘Innocent and homely’

Lonely walks

Not so lonely parties

*Singapore Chronicles

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HIS SECRET WEAPON - SALSA

OMG !!!

I hope someone is

J…

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BUSTING SOME MYTHS - II

In his own words – ‘Hardworking and sincere’

Fourth term On CCS On outings with ‘a’

friend

Number of hours 8 30

Number of meetings 3 7

Update frequency Fortnightly Daily

Reasons for the effort Grade Pink mocktails,

Pink shakes

Strawberry ice creams

Shopping for ‘pink’ shirts

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BUSTING SOME MYTHS - III

In his own words – ‘Cleanliness is Godliness’

Identify where Bhurrat is in the following pics of his room…? (Hint:Arrows)

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Come to A-Base tonight and

turn my a** red like a

baboon… to find out…!!

Portrait of my

DREAM GIRL