Mean Green Mother

From Outer Space

A Black Widow Challenge

I’ve decided. I’m no longer going to sit in the shadows and let others trample over me any longer. I will rise to the top and shine like the star I can be. And sometimes, money is all you need to reach such a place. I’ve learned much about the insurance policies in local Strangetown. Seems they’re willing to pay out a full $50,000 should either partner die, so long as a child is born between them.

The best part is that it doesn’t matter how they die.

My first encounter is with this one: David Oates is his name. I meet him with a high five at the Maple Spring and Spa. He turns out to be very receptive to my friendly advances. We chat over several matters of interest and upon our initial conversation ending, I find an appeal in him. I admire his brown hair, but perhaps there is more to him than that.

As I turn up the heat a notch, I find my initial flirt rejected. However, David is more than willing to divulge that he is an Aries and a Professional Party guest.“What exactly do you do as a Party Guest?”David, “Well it’s mostly a title that doesn’t fit the actual job. I’m actually a representative of certain groups of people. My ability to get into parties allows me to speak on their behalf to individuals of power. With my charisma, I’m able to help the people I stand for.”

David, “I’m not sure how else to put it, but that’s what I really do. Though sometimes I act silly in order to lighten the mood at these parties. They can be rather dull at times, a bunch of stiff coats talking over matters that don’t concern me or the individuals I represent. Of which, I’d rather talk about something else.”“How about how attractive you are?” I say with a whistle. I’ve frequently observed it as something men do to show their appreciation of a woman, welcome or not. However, can not a woman do the same? The fact that it appeals him makes me smile inside.

“By the way, did you here that the recently deceased Miss Piggy was abducted by aliens.”David, “Really? I never knew such a thing.”Once the truth is revealed… David and I are soon touching hands, even if for a game of Red hands.

“Now that we’re friends… how about a date?”David, “A date? But…”“Time is short and so are our lives. I find you rather appealing and can you name any other woman that’d find hope in you?”David, “Is that an insult?”“Think of it more of a compliment. Are you saying I am no catch myself?”David, “No. I’m just not used to the attention is all.”“Well you have mine in full. And the date?”David, “As you wish.”

The date begins with a simple meal of hot dogs near the coffee shop. However, the public setting made our meal more open to other guests to the establishment. Despite the lack of privacy, I felt it was well enough to propose a toast that everyone, especially David.

“With the meal out of the way, how about a nice slow dance?”David, “Certainly.”

“You got some strong arms there.”David, “Really? It’s not very often that people I’ve just met tell me such things. Or even compliment me so much.”“Then you obviously haven’t come across many people that want to be your friend like I do.”

As night turns to day, I start to grow bored of the pleasantries. I have other needs that need to be met and standing around and swapping nothing more than words wasn’t going to get me anywhere.

It was time to get more physical with David if I am to make as much progress as I desire. A kiss, some hand holding, and a caress surely warms his heart to a melting point.

Soon, as sure as my own heart is beating swiftly for him, his is beating for me. To hear those words of loving devotion.

“I know the old bat is standing near, but perhaps we could have some more fun in the hot tub?”

Crumplebottom may have come for us, her vulture-like gaze glaring at us to behave to her prude standards. But that wasn’t going to stop what we were going to do in that hot tub.

All she can do is knit away. But had she been so nice enough to give away her knitting, then I’d probably put that ‘blanket’ to use. I hear the distant jingle of a lullaby once David and I finish.

“There’s something I really want to ask you, David. But first, we must get out of the hot tub.”David, “Why do you need to ask me out of the hot tub.”“It’s a very special question.”

David, “Now what was it that you wanted to ask me so badly?”“I wanted to ask…”

“Will you marry me?”

David, “Yes, yes, a thousand times yes!”“Oh, David. You have no idea how happy this makes me feel.”

After a brief scolding from the crazy old woman and changing back into my normal clothes, I make another request.“How about we go back to my place?”

“I’m not asking you to pack your things immediately and get settled in, but I am simply asking if we could have a nice simple ceremony between us and anyone on the internet who cares to watch and bear witness.”David, “I’m tired of saying how forward this is of you so I guess, sure why not?”

David, “So where’s the bathroom?”“Through that door.”David, “Thanks.”I quickly down the piece of gelatin before dashing into the bathroom. David flushes the toilet just as I walk in.“I see you know how to flush.”David, “Why wouldn’t I?”“Some men just don’t know how to. Feel free to leave the seat up.”David, “I thought you liked it down.”

“In this case I need it up.”David, “Oh, you’re going to use it?”“That’s right.” And with great over-exaggerated finesse, I grab David and force his face into the toilet. Though I cringe a little bit at the thought of it, I hold him down until his body stops resisting. And that is how I offed my first man. Death by swirlie.

As I disposed of the evidence of any wrong-doing, I quickly eye another man who just happens to be passing by.

Although I am able to introduce myself and trade a few words, he quickly makes it known that he is going to be more challenging than David was. If I decide to go after this one Patrick Spitzig.

I finally talk him into coming inside at the very least. Sadly, after all the attention I gave David, my mind drew a blank as to what to discuss.“It is certainly cloudy today.”Patrick, “Of course it’s cloudy. Act like it ain’t been cloudy before lady.”He soon left, which suits me just fine.

Shortly after Patrick leaves, the phone begins to ring. I’m invited to go on an outing with some guy, Cooper. This is one of those random friendship building things that I know occur at every town. Someone calls up the newly moved in person to invite them to a show around town. Works for me. I’d be happy to go out with this Cooper and see what he is capable of.

Cooper, the one in the bandana, turns out to have invited a great deal of his other friends. To my surprise, I quickly spot Lola among them. She is a clever one. Her werewolf side covers a great deal of her Maxoidian features: fur to cover the green skin and yellow wolf eyes to catch the eye.

With a more casual outing, I decide to purchase an outfit more suiting as well as changing up my eyewear. I hope they cover my eyes better than the previous kind.I become acquainted with Cooper and while we are experiencing a bit of a rough introduction, I’m sure I can stick through it.

A rough patch quickly hurdled as he compliments my new outfit. It’s only a short gossip about alien abductions and we’re touching hands. So like David. Cooper you certainly will be a part of my future.

In light of the growing relationship, I decide it is time to end the outing as it stands. I have plenty of time to give Cooper when I am properly rested. I opt to turn in for the night before I pass out on my own feet.

The following morning in the middle of breakfast, a queasy feeling overtakes me. Bearly holding the freshly chewed food behind my lips, I dash swiftly to the bathroom to… prepare myself to pour another bowl of cereal. Morning sickness arrives. But if that isn’t enough to get the life insurance policy from the company…

Then the maternity clothes and rather round belly I’ve grown has to be convince them. The first of $50,000 is mine. Another nine jackpots should due just nicely.

A Litt le Something

Extra

Here is the Black Widow’s house upon first construction. I’m pretty sure that most of the first few chapters will include new pics of the house as it grows.

Mountainshade1 decides to cameo in this challenge. She sticks around during the entire visit to Maple Springs Spa while the BW courts David Oates.

Ginger Newson brings up interesting conversations. So just how attractive is Kristen Singles? One, two, or three bolts?

No, Mr. Oates. No Shadey for you!

“How dare you run around in a swim suit. You youngin’s and your indecency!”Shady, “I don’t like you!”

Shadey, you feel safe in the hot tub knowing there’s a servo behind you?Don’t you know that it could me the Strangling Servo of killing-ness?!?!

David Oates – Drowned in the bathroomNot that it matters, but here were his stats:Brought in $6,143Pleasure Seeker with a LTW of Criminal MastermindPersonality of 5/8/6/3/3Turn Ons: Fat & VampiresTurn Off: BeardsStuff he left behind was all sold… cept the tv.

With skill, the BW engages, marries, and murders her first husband before the welcome wagon arrives.And no Xerxes! Toast is off limits! Plus, you’re the heir!

Jessica Smith is married to Johnny. So uh yea… Cooper… you’re doomed. Your crush will be a survivor and you’ll be the dead one. >_> If that makes any sense.

FIN+5 for wedding+5 for husband death+2 for accepted Proposal+2 for Pregnancy-----------------------------------14 points so far