D O W N H O M E B R E A K F A S T Served  ALL  DAY  Every  dang-­‐old  Day  

FRIED EGG BREAKFAST SANDWICH 4.80 Choose  your  bread:  Texas  Toast,  Dave’s  Killer  Bread  or  Gluten-­‐Free  Choose  your  two  additions:  Cheddar,  Swiss,  Cream  Cheese,  Sausage  Patty,  Fried  Ham,  Fried  Bologna,  Veggie  Sausage  add  1.40  Tomato,  House  Pickles,  Grilled  Onion    

 

B I S C U I T B I T C H B i s c u i t a n d G r a v y S P E C I A L T I E S

Straight-Up Bitch- Biscuit  and  Sausage  Gravy  or  Vegetarian/Gluten-­‐Free  Shitake  Mushroom  Gravy  6.00    

Easy Bitch- Biscuit  and  Gravy  topped  with  2  Eggs  Over  Easy  7.20    

Gritty Scrambled Cheesy Bitch - Biscuit  and  Gravy,  Eggs  &  Grits  smothered  in  Cheese  7.90    

Hot Mess Bitch-  Biscuit  and  Gravy,  Eggs  and  Grits  smothered  in  Cheese,  topped  with  a  Grilled  Louisiana  Hot  Link  and  Jalapenos    10.80    

Cheesy Pork n’ Bitch- Biscuit  and  Gravy  smothered  with  Cheese  and  Crispy  Crumbled  Bacon  7.40      

Smokin’ Hot Bitch- Biscuit  and  Gravy  smothered  in  Cheese  and  topped  with  a  Grilled  Louisiana  Hot  Link  &  Jalapenos  8.90    

Smokin’ Hot Seattle Bitch- Biscuit  and  Gravy  topped  with  a  Grilled  Louisiana  Hot  Link,  Cream  Cheese  and  Grilled  Onion  8.90    

NO GRAVY BITCHES Bitchwich-­‐(V)  Biscuit  Sandwich  with  Egg,  Cheese  and  Sausage,  Ham  or  Bacon  5.40              Egg  &  Cheese  only  (V)    4.20  

Bitch Diner Breakfast-­‐  2  Eggs,  Fried  Ham  or  Sausage  Patties  served  with  a  Big-­‐Ass  Biscuit  with  butter  and  jam  7.20      

Canadian Bitch-­‐  Biscuit,  Maple  Peanut  Butter,  Bacon,  Eh?  5.30  

Buttered Up Bitch(V)-­‐  Biscuit  with  Butter  and  Jam  2.80    

Nutty Bitch (V)-­‐  Biscuit,  Banana,  Nutella  5.30    Make  your  Bitch  Veggie  or  GF  by  substituting  Morningstar  Farms  Veg  Sausage  Patties  (1.40)  for  meat  or  Gluten-­‐Free  Bread  (N/C)  for  toast  or  Biscuit  on  any  item  .  Our  Shitake  Mushroom  Gravy  is  both  Vegetarian  and  Gluten-­‐Free!  

S A N D W I C H E S Served  WEEKDAYS  11am  to  8pm  

 

THE TAMPA CUBAN Mojo  Criollo  House  Roasted  Pork,  Ham,  Genoa  Salami,  Swiss,    House  Pickles,  Yellow  Mustard  on  French  roll.  Pressed.  7.90      THE CHARLESTON Mojo  Criollo  House  Roasted  Pork,  Carolina  Mustard  Slaw  on  toasted  French  Roll  7.80   THE SEATTLE PO’ BOY Louisiana  Hot  Sausage,  Cream  Cheese,  Grilled  Onion,  House  Pickles,  Tomato,  Carolina  Mustard  Slaw  on  toasted  French  Roll  7.40   THE AUSTIN Fried  Bologna,  Cheddar,  Mayo,  Potato  Chips  on  grilled  Texas  Toast  Garlic  Bread.  Side  of  Mustard  Slaw,  House  Pickles,  Sliced  Tomato  &  Pickled  Jalapenos  7.70  

ROYAL MEMPHIS Maple  Peanut  Butter,  Banana,  crispy  Bacon  grilled  on  Texas  Toast  or  Dave’s  Killer  Bread.  (Substitute  Veg  Bacos  no  charge)  6.00   THE ASHEVILLE (V) Black-­‐Eyed  Pea  Hummus,  Tomato,  melted  Swiss  topped  with  Collard  Greens.  Toasted  French  Roll.  Side  of  Carolina  Mustard  Slaw      7.50    SAVANNAH BRUNCH ROLL (V) 2-­‐Egg  Omelet,  Melted  Swiss  or  Cheddar,  Tomato,  Onion.    Toasted  French  Roll.    6.30  (Add  fried  ham  or  Collard  Greens  1.40)    

           

WELL  LOOKY  HERE  MA,  IT’S  A  QR  CODE  THINGAMAJIGGY  SO  WE  CAN  LIKE  BISCUIT  BITCH  ON  FACEBOOK  EASIER  THAN  SLIDING  

BACKWARDS  OFF  A  GREASED  LOG!    

 

l i k e u s o n f a c e b o o k , g e t a f r e e s t i c k e r !  

D I N E R - S T Y L E P L A T E S Served  WEEKDAYS  11am  to  3pm  

BIRMINGHAM MEAT-N-THREE Mojo  Criollo  House  Roasted  Pork,  Mustard  Slaw,  Baked  Cheesy  Grits,  Collard  Greens,  Homemade  Biscuit  9.70   THE MAYBERRY (GF) (V) Baked  Cheesy  Grits,  Shitake  Mushroom  Gravy,  Collard  Greens  7.90   THE FLORIDA CRACKER Homemade  Biscuit  topped  with  Mojo  Criollo  House  Roasted  Pork,    Egg  over  Easy,  Hot  Sauce  7.90   Make  your  lunch  Gluten-­‐Free!  Substitute  Gluten-­‐Free  Bread  for  Bread  or  Biscuit  on  any  menu  item  at  no  charge.    (V)  =  Vegetarian    (GF)  =  Gluten-­‐Free  

 

V E G E T A R I A N S I D E S

( A L L G L U T E N - F R E E ) 2.80  each Served  WEEKDAYS  11am  to  3pm  

Baked Cheesy Grits

Collard Greens Carolina Mustard Slaw

G L U T E N - F R E E H O U S E M A D E T R E A T S

GLUTEN-FREE PEANUT BUTTER BARS

GLUTEN-FREE OATMEAL PIES

FOOD COURT’S GLUTEN-FREE, VEGAN COOKIES Chocolate  Chip  or  Peanut  Butter

S O U T H E R N - S T Y L E

F r e s h B r e w e d I c e d T e a Sweet  or  Unsweetened  Tea,  Peach,  Blackberry  or    

Arnold  Palmer    (½  Lemonade,  ½  Tea)    

J u s t 2 . 5 0 A n y S i z e !

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