BGOL of Thrones Stories

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BGOL OF THRONES

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House: House of Quaid Sigil: Quaid inside of hollow ice moon Motto: Wiiiide Open Seat: (Castle name) VeBulletin Religion: Capitalism Blood: There is no blood as Quaid doesn't bleed Location: Quaidartica House Weapon: Database Error Sworn to: No allegiances to any living people. Sworn to collect dead president's hold's them in the highest regard Back Story: In the beginning during the time before time Lord Sinister and Archbishop Tune Ruled the two sectors of Quaidartica. Lord Sinister was just and noble, Archbishop Tune was highly religious and had stricter laws for his subjects. in the year 2008 b.q. (Before Quaid) a mysterious famine spread across both sectors of Quaidartica. Facing pandemic losses the two leaders set up council at the great meetings at Veston place, a neutral, wide open area free for all to gather without fear or judgment. It was in this meeting that the legend of our Lord Quaid begins.

The rulers of the land as well as their underlings were struggling to find accurate cause of present situation. Much had been discussed between the sides and no clear plan in sight on how to save the people that they valued dearly. Dusk had set in as well as fear that this might be it for the once great promising land, the most beloved land in all of the known Universe when suddenly a robed woman came in. Not drawing any attention to herself she made her way to the inside of the circular setup of round discussions. Lord Sinister having a keen eye noticed her and demanded to know what her business was inside of this important gathering. "My name is Femme" she said softly in a faint voice. "Femme, who is this femme? State your purpose or be banished woman!" Tune said angrily. "I am here to save us all. The Gods have given me a great gift unfortunately in order for this gift to give us life I must die and it must be cut and formed from my body" said Femme. Everyone captivated by this robed woman began to whisper, then began to argue, then began to scream with anger and chatter. "Enough!" said Femme. "Explain or present such gifts" said Lord Sinister. With those words uttered with such little faith from the great Lord Sinister Femme began to disrobe first revealing her face which cannot be seen, and slowly as the robe fell to the ground a figure formed. It spanned from her bosom to her womb. It was not clear at first until the shining light of the moon hit it and then it was revealed. A Face constructed within her body. Some say that once the moon hit him Quaid began to blink, yet others say it wasn't until the woman got down on her knees and leaned back did he appear. What we do know is that out of her body came the savior. "Take of me and yet have life, happiness, laughter and togetherness. Let my light and life not be in vain" Said Femme. Lord Sinister took out his sword and cut off her limbs. Femme did not bleed. Her flesh began to morph, everyone afraid began to tremble with fear. The figure was still indistinguishable when Archbishop Tune summoned the holy ink and with that ink began to bind the face that would save a nation. Once completed a blinding light entered the room, and when the light was removed Quaid was no longer just a head he was a massive giant covered in a white silk robe. He spoke with a trembling deep voice that was only rivaled by great thunder during the stormy seasons and said "Give me $10 every year upon year from each person and the famines shall cease, Quaidartica will become the greatest kingdom in the universe once again" Lord Sinister and Archbishop Tune both in awe and kneeling before Quaid asked "Sire what will Quaidartica be?". "Wiiiide Open" Quaid said with a blank stare. Amazed because Quaid had said all of this without his lips moving the leaders commanded everyone to do as Quaid commanded. Immediately the famines stopped, plant and animals began to grow, women got wet with excitement and were willingly plucked by Quaid and whoever he commanded them to submit to. After the great debt was paid Quaid lifted his arms and the money went into the sky. "I will be back same time next year" he said. The people so grateful, shed tears and sung praises. As Quaid ascending into the moon he said one last thing to the people of Quaidartica "Remember, wiiiide open". Thus is the origin of the great kingdom Quaidartica

House: House of haters Sigil: Pissing on Happiness Motto: See somebody having a good time then ruin it Seat: (Castle name) Nzinga Lair Religion: No formal religion, hating is a way of life Blood: They come from the Scars, Star and Buckwild, Ashur's direct bloodline. Location: Hatethiopia House Weapon: Power to ruin any and every situation with venomous words and actions that find the negative in all things in existence Sworn to: Haters have no friends.

Back story: Living in Quaidartica were 2 strong hard working families. The Bantu's and the Truths. Both families were in charge of a vast amount of land where they took charge of making sure the livestock was properly taken care of and they were also in charge of mass amounts of grain and had become very wealthy from the farms. These two families were friendly and not in

competition with each other. The Bantu's were led by their father Africa. Africa was a wise man who married and had seven daughters. Africa and his daughters were a happy bunch until the famines came and wiped out their farm. The truths were lead by their father Doctore. Doctore was also a wise man, though impulsive he still managed to keep the business he inherited from his father intact. Doctore also had seven children all boys. The boys were vital in the raising and maintaining of the livestock that fed all of Quaidartica. Proud of his sons Doctore was a regular at local bars where he did lines of snow and made music with the beating of his fists on the table rhyming about the latest accomplishments of his seven sons.

In the time of the famine Africa and Doctore came together to try and come up with a solution to the problem. They worked at all hours of day and night in order to try and figure out a way that they both could feed their families and the entire Quaid nation. Africa suggested replacing all of the dirt in the land and then getting water from a different river in order to grow the grain again. Doctore decided he would travel to a far off land and get new lineage of Livestock to start from scratch and eradicate all of the infected so that they may grow the food so that the nation would not starve. Having heard of the gathering at Veston place Africa and Doctore set out to go seek approval from Lord Sinister and Archbishop Tune. Elated that undoubtedly they would be elevated to royalty status after saving the entire house from certain death they took their time and stopped off at many brothels along the way and spilled much seed as they went along the countryside. A journey of that length usually takes 3 days but because of their exploits it took them 12 days total.

They arrived in Veston place late in the evening and the gathering of council was already in session. Africa and Doctore put their names on the list to be heard. The time had come, Bantu and Truth were next to be seen, so far nobody had come to a solution. This was their chance they both nodded their heads as to signal that this was it, it was their time to finally get their brilliance officially recognized by the rulers of the great lands that they called home. Ready to walk in, a mysterious woman approached and asked if she could be seen before them. Africa and Doctore asked this woman what her solution was and she replied "to give them my body". Africa and Doctore snickered amongst themselves and in a condescending way urged the woman to please go before them so that they could get a laugh once she failed. The woman thanked them and then proceeded to go into the tent.

Outside Africa and Doctore listened as the woman explained herself. They fell out with laughter and did their best to try and listen. Suddenly a flash of light could be seen from outside the tent on the inside illuminating everything within it. Africa and Doctore frightened heard what sounded like thunder from within the tent. A guard emerged and ran outside of the tent and into the streets screaming "She's done it! She's done it!" "DONE WHAT?!" said Africa. "Solved all of our problems for $10" the guard said. Startled they went inside the tent as Lord Sinister made the initial offering and discovered Quaid. A wave of emotion hit both men at the same time, one that they had never encountered before. As the people inside the tent all started to say "All praise Quaid" Africa turned to Doctore and said "I...I..I might have to drop him. I might have to drop a

dime on that nigga". Doctore nodding his head in agreement said "I don't like that shit...I...I don't like that shit" Filled with hate they went back to their family.

By the time they arrived the news had already traveled there. Greeted with warm embraces from their loved ones. They scolded them and told them to pack all of their belongings because Quaidartica was no longer the land they wanted to call home. Startled by the news the families did as they were told. The Bantu's and the Truth's left the land they had worked hard for in search of land they could be the rulers of and get all of the credit for. They left to be their own men and despise anything positive from anyone else. They taught their children the practice of hate. 7 Bantu girls married 7 Truth boys and the cycle of hate was forged for generations upon generations. All that they require to be accepted into the land and clan is that you hate everyone and everything outside and inside of it.

House: House of Militants Sigil: Man with kufi with fist raised for justice Motto: Context of Racism/ White Supremacy! Seat: (Castle name) Triple M Tower (Malcolm, Marcus, Mandela ) Religion: Kemet Moor 5% blackberry juice from concentrate Blood: Original Man. All others in one way or another come from them. Location: OakL.Acago House Weapon: Double barrel shotgun that shoots bullets and truth Sworn to: Defending and uplifting all that is black. Yaphet Kotto

Back-story: The house of Militants story begins with the creation of all life. Before there was any other inhabited place on the planet the Militants were here. They are the ancients and keepers of the soul of the planet. They lived in harmony with the land for thousands of moons without any conflict at all. A division of Militants decided to seek out the rest of the planet and explore it, so 7 tribes forged on with their entire clan of people to go and inhabit the rest of the earth. They promised to return in 100 years to gather and share what they learned. So with peace and blessings the 7 tribes forged to new lands and the Militants of OakL.Acago prayed for their brothers safe return. Life continued in harmony for 100 years many new children were born and the lessons of life and harmony were passed onto them by the elders. On the exact day the leaders were to send representatives from each tribe to report and share 7 ships were spotted. Elated at the return of their brothers they awaited at the shore in order to greet and welcome them with open and loving arms. When the ships arrived they were startled at what they saw. The skin of the inhabitants of the ship were different, it was mutated. Some had become pale like the white sand on the beach and yet others had become yellow like the wonderful OakL.Acago sun. The inhabitants of the ships got off and introduced themselves as something other than militants. Through conversation the Militants discovered that too much time had passed and this new generation forgot the lessons that the elders had taught them. They didn't even know they were militants, they had forgotten where they came from.

Within a week they killed more than they needed and ruined the environment. The council of original Militants Led by The trio of Kaya Kefta and Kadafi met to decide on what to do with their long lost brothers. It was suggested that they could be retooled with the knowledge and sent back to their other lands and re teach what was lost. Other suggestions were to simply kill them and let no record of OakL.Acago ever exist outside of this realm. Kaya, Kefta and Kadafi

decided that they would give them a chance to try and prove themselves worthy of the knowledge of the people of the house of Militants. The test would be one of honor. They set aside diamonds, gold, salt, spices and mathematics in the center of the camp that they let the lost brothers reside in. They decided if the things were returned to them the next they, they would bring them into the fold and teach them and help them. If it wasn't they would be cast out. The next morning they returned to where the goods had been placed and to their disappointment all of the goods were gone. They called for the representatives to come out of their tents and questioned them on the whereabouts of the goods. The leaders all claimed there had been no goods placed there and that they had not seen or heard anything. Faced with no choice the leaders cast the groups out one by one. First the yellow people were cast out and sent back to their land. One by one they all left until finally the last group was set to leave. That group was the tribe with the people with white skin. They were saddened to have to leave but ultimately decided to go angrily.

The leader of the tribe John Doe told the leaders of the militants that they had never been cast out of anything before. He insisted that they did nothing wrong as he put salt on a piece of fish and held a book of mathematics in his other hand. John doe vowed that they would return with an army to ruin the Militants. The leaders did not take the bait, they stayed peaceful and forceful. They made sure that these long lost brothers got off of the land and back into the sea. As they looked out at the boat something strange was occurring. The leader John Doe yelled out "We'll be back! We will remember you! We are going to make sure of it!. Puzzled the leaders looked as John doe said each of their names. "KAYA, KEFTA, KADAFI!" as he started to write onto the boat. "Kaya" he said as he carved the first upper case K. "Kefta!" as he carved the other. "KADAFI!" as he carved the last one. "KKK" he said as the leaders looked on in curiosity. The ship carrying the white people with KKK disappeared slowly as it went out to the ocean. Young Shaddyville approached the leaders and asked "will they ever forget leaders". Kaya replied with "Never Forget" looking at young Shaddyville sternly. "icb" said Shaddyville "icb". The militants continued to live in harmony with the land and pass down lessons until the great disruption but that is another tale for another time. This ends the story of the origin of the militants

House: House of Deviants Sigil: Bear breaking through peeking at illicit activity Motto: Pm me that gg link Seat: (Castle name) The Bukkake Building Religion: Doctrine according to ATM (Ass to Mouth) Blood: Tested every 3 months Location: Internetissippi House Weapon: No house weapon they are peaceful and do not fight Sworn to: Themselves and being as depraved as possible

Back story: The deviant house is one that is a unique house as it does not come from a particular blood line. During the great cleanse a survey was conducted on sexual activities enjoyed by individuals. If you received a high mark on the survey which is scoring a low number you were deemed clean and therefore could proceed to live amongst the other clean people in an open society. Those who tested poorly and revealed more outlandish desires that were deemed dirty were sent to a school in order to unlearn and control their behavior. This is the way it was done for centuries in every land known to man. The plan from all rulers was to control the type of sex that was had in order to control the people genital monitoring is what they called it.

As in any controlled environment there are those who cannot be. There are the few who are depraved enough to risk their freedom in order to enjoy the flesh in ways not normal by societies standards. These groups of people used to meet in secret and partake in their pleasures by night and not speak of them in the morning. They met in houses and they met in bars. The secret society grew and grew until the secret was not so secret anymore. Soon the secret password had gotten out into the main land and curious people would attend such parties. A simple knock on the door and the response "pm me the link" would get you a key to the most depraved sex acts around. The lords over all of these lands remained clueless for years until one night while passing through a city Lord Nuwork noticed a large gathering at a bar when normally everyone should have been asleep. Curious he commanded his horses to stop and went up to the window to see what was going on inside. Everyone was naked, everyone was engaged in some type of sexual activity all together all in one room. There were woman being gagged; Women facesitting; Large women lined up in a row with men taking turns one by one and there were unspeakable orgies taking place. Nuwork was shocked by this and immediately became enraged. He knocked on the door and announced his title and demanded he be let in at once! Frightened he was let in as everyone scattered to not be seen for fear of being punished and sent off to school for their behavior. Nuwork demanded to know what was going on and who was in charge of organizing these activities. Nobody stepped forward. Nuwork again demanded to know who organized these activities and threatened to send everyone in attendance off to school tonight if the leader did not come forward. "It was I" a faint voice said. "Who said that?" said Nuwork. A man stepped forward draped with one woman on his left and one on his right. "I, jay from dade" said the man. "I cannot let you take the fall alone brother" another man shouted. Who said that?" said Nuwork. Another man stepped forward. "I did, my name is Finger sir" the man said. "Jay from dade and Finger? Explain yourselves at once what is the meaning of this and why are you intentionally disobeying the laws of the land?" said Nuwork. There was a pause for what seemed like an eternity when Jay said "we just enjoy fly bitches and fucking my lord". Lord Nuwork having calmed down took a look around the room. There were fly bitches everywhere letting loose. Nuwork had a secret he did not want anyone to know. Nuwork enjoyed visiting the ghetto and gagging the women in the brothels that he visited. He had a title and had earned discretion but these people had not. He was conflicted, how could he judge Jay and Finger for enjoying the company of fly bitches and ensuring that men would have access to these fly bitches when he himself wanted to gag every bitch in there? Faced with a major crisis of conscious and knowing

his guards were snitches and would report this to the king he decided to turn everyone inside of the bar in. He assured them that he had no other choice and that he had to follow the law. The leaders understood this and submitted to Lord Nuworks wishes. After everyone was arrested and unable to sleep Nuwork called upon his king for mercy for the individuals involved. The king denied him this request and commanded that Nuwork prove his loyalty and carry out the plan to have them transported to the school himself. Nuwork became enraged at the dismissive nature of the king and so he devised a new plan one that would see his brethren free.

On the eve of the transportation Nuwork visited both men and told them to get the word out about their escape. He commanded them to tell everyone to act normal but don't fret and to make sure they knew it was true and not a trick he asked them to put their seal on the posters that they put out around the city. That night Jay from Dade and Finger both worked feverishly to go around the city find all the fly women and to alert the men who enjoyed these women of the plan. They hung posters in the common areas and left their seals upon them CP (Certified Pussy). The men and women who viewed these posters packed all of their belongings as instructed and awaited the time for them to make their escape. Lord Nuwork's plan was a simple one. Load up all of the people into the wagons and give the drivers the wrong plans. There were many different locations for schools and people were never sent to the same one for fear that they would escape and find their way home or loved ones would come and rescue them. Taking advantage of this Lord Nuwork had discovered an uninhabited land south of the kingdom about 69 miles away. The time came, the prisoners were loaded onto the wagons and off they went. The journey was a long one and took some time to get there. When they arrived there was no school and the guards and drivers became suspicious. "It's just a little further" Lord Nuwork said as the drivers kept going. When they reached a fork in the road Lord Nuwork yelled out "NOW!" and all of the prisoners broke free from their shackles and killed the guards. Lord Nuwork being a kind man gave the drivers two options. The first was to join them and indulge and the second was to go home and never speak of this again. All but one of the drivers chose to stay and partake in the fly bitches that were in abundance. The lone driver Halo decided that he would rather go back home because he was afraid of pussy, and there were no books in this new land.

When Halo found his way back to the kingdom he was summoned by the king who was enraged because it had been some time and there was no word sent on whether they made the journey safely or not. There was no report from Lord Nuwork and this infuriated the king. When questioned about the whereabouts of everyone Halo had no answer, all Halo said was "I don't know" The king asked "Didn't they follow the plan?" to which Halo replied "Sort of". "Sort of" said the king, "Yes sort of" said Halo. "Well did you or didn't you?" said the king and Halo replied "Yes we did but we sort of deviated away from the original" "DEVIANTS!!" bellowed the king. "Indeed" said Halo.

House: House of the Ocked Sigil: skeleton robe with cs6 and google symbol Motto: Fall back from glory, lurk until the heat goes down, if we log off they do not exist. Seat: (Castle name) Warbucks Religion: Because they have been Ocked they believe there is no god. Blood: They have no line they come from all around the planet Location: bgol.us/board/forumdisplay.php?f=79 House Weapon: straw and wet paper Sworn to: Each other and revenge for the fall that they have taken and the banishment they have been sent to.

Back story: The origin of this place can be traced back to one person. His name was Warbucks. He was known as a person who traveled from house to house in hopes of selling them land that he did not own. His schemes followed him but never quite caught up with him and so he was free to scam helpless individuals. On one particular trip he crossed paths with a young man named Clarence Highside. Clarence was a well respected member of his community. He was honest and he was fair to all he encountered. Warbucks having heard of Clarence from previous travels sought him out to swindle him out of cash and goods for land that he did not own. Clarence worked at a shop where he specialized in a new exciting cutting edge technology called Photos. Clarence was the only one in all of the land who was skilled enough to master this new technique and he was heavily praised for it. Warbucks not understanding the power of the shop that Clarence ran decided to try and run his game on Clarence anyway. He proposed that he sell him some land right on the outskirts of the province for a small deal and a few photos of himself for business. Clarence agreed to do it. Happy to have new land for his photos he told his family the good news and set out with Warbucks to his newly purchased property. Upon arrival Warbucks pointed out to a vast land and told him all of it was his. With excitement Clarence shook Warbucks hand and at the same time Warbucks hit Clarence right on the top of his head with rubber fallace that he kept with him at all times for unknown reasons. Clarence staggered and fell down on the ground. Warbucks' face went from rage to a small smirk as he saw Clarence lose his battle to stay alert. Warbucks proceeded to to rob Clarence of everything he brought with him and then set off to move on to the next victim.

Clarence woke up at night, shaken from what he had just experienced he decided it was his duty to make sure that nobody would ever have to go through that ever again. He informed his family of his decision to stop Warbucks once and for all, then went into his shop of photos and started to work on images he had taken of Warbucks. Knowing how cunning Warbucks is he decided it would be best if he worked on photos with different images and backdrops as well as bodies to limit the ways Warbucks could hide. Clarence thought, if I put his face on all of these disguises then there will be nowhere for him to hide from me. So Clarence worked for a great amount of time, perfecting his work and stockpiling images to combat Warbucks. Clarence had an idea on where Warbucks would go to carry out his scheme so he set out to his destination with truth and justice on his side.

Clarence arrived in the next city over which was about 20 miles away. He went to the local bars and asked if anyone had heard of Warbucks being in the area. Nobody he encountered had heard of such a name, so Clarence decided the best way to catch him would be to use his pictures. He narrowed it down and finally chose a picture he composed with Warbucks in a dress. He set out the next day determined to get a lead on the evil Warbucks. This time when he approached people he showed them the picture instead. Immediately people recognized this woman, this hideous woman with the moustache and unmistakable grin. She's in there! shouted the towns people pointing to a hair salon for females of the city. Clarence approached with absolute caution. He remembered that even though he was angry he had to be prepared, for Warbucks

carried his fallace with him at all times for unknown reasons. Entering slowly with his hood on he managed to slip inside as the women and Warbucks dressed as a woman cackled and gossiped. Warbucks changed his name to Tina and was about to plant the seeds to sew up his scam when Clarence interrupted "Warbucks" Clarence said loudly "Warbucks i have come to make sure you pay what you owe" Clarence said with authority. Warbucks startled, did not want to blow his cover so he acted as if Clarence was mistaken. "You have the wrong person" he said in a high pitched voice, which was the same voice he talked with as a man. "Face it, it's over I have caught you in the act and now it is time you pay what you owe" said Clarence. He then began to approach Warbucks with handcuffs to restrain him when Warbucks pulled out his fallace from his purse. Clarence, being prepared moved away immediately. Warbucks got out of the chair and swung wildly in a windmill motion hoping to land a fatal hit and escape once again. Clarence was too agile to be touched by the fallace, he ducked, he dodged and eventually he went outside to have more space. Warbucks followed and in a last desperate moment he threw the fallace at Clarence who jumped into the air with both arms out like wings and his legs split apart. The fallace went under mighty Clarence and hit the Duke who happened to be making his daily rounds. It struck Duke Bill right in his head. Duke startled and dumbfounded screamed out "Who did this!?". Everyone in the city pointed to Tina. Tina frozen in fear could only watch as Duke pointed to her and said "You know you done fucked up right?". Tina tried to make a run for it but the towns people did not let her get away.

Clarence explained to Duke everything that happened and his purpose for being there. Duke assisted Clarence in taking Warbucks back to the land he promised him. When they arrived Duke ordered his servants to build a great castle with only 1 big room inside of it. The castle Warbucks it was to be named. Upon completion Clarence vowed to put all of Warbucks disguises up on the outside so that nobody could be fooled by him ever again. As a result of Clarence Highside's commitment to keep others safe from Warbucks and every other individual who wronged the community he had to move his photo shop to the outskirt of town. Intrigued by Warbucks many came from miles away to see this imposter and paid a tithe to Clarence for his hard work. Side's show became the most visited attraction in the history of the land and with this money he trained others in the ways of his shop of photos so that nobody could be forced to deal with the torment from the ocked ever again.

House: House of Amulet Sigil: Uncle Ruckus Motto: White is Right Seat: (Castle name) Acur Religion: Worshipers of men and women who are caucazoid and anglo of the order of self exclusion and white inclusion. Blood: Same as House Militant but washed in the everlasting grace of House of Saltine Location: Outskirts of Saltinasia with hopes of being accepted in House Weapon: Shield of Ignorance Sword of infiltration. Demolition experts capable of destroying anything Pro Militant or Anti Saltine Sworn to: No formal allegiance to anyone as they are not accepted anywhere however they are actively trying to win acceptance into servitude for House Saltine

Back story: The story of the Amulet house begins during the same time as the ending of the story of the House of Militants. The leaders of the militants Kaya, Kefta and Kadafi put 7 families in charge of hospitality for the long lost brothers who came home from their long journey. In charge of the group of brothers who had the skin white like the sand on the beach were the Acur's. The Acur's were a hard working bunch led by their father Demarco they took care of the different animals around their village. Their specialty was the raising and training of raccoons. Demarco was a loyal follower of the leadership and did not question their decisions. He was happy to serve for the benefit of the community. Demarco got his family together and they worked nonstop to get lodging together for the white sand brethren. Once completed they filled it with everything they would need to be comfortable.

When the white sand brothers arrived Demarco greeted them with a big grin and shook hands with their leader John Doe. "Jumbo" said Demarco, "Pleasantries" said John Doe. Pleasantries? thought Demarco as he looked puzzled at John. He directed John and his crew to their lodgings and then sat and fed them and took genuine care of them for the evening. John was impressed with the hospitality and told Demarco that he really appreciated everything that they were doing for him and his family. Demarco went home to his wife and talked to her about the evening. He explained what a different feeling he felt, and how he felt love and honor in serving the white sand people, something he said he felt serving his black brothers and sisters but somehow wasn't the same. Days passed and the hospitality shown to John Doe and camp was unmatched by anyone else in the land. In the evenings Demarco and his children would put on a show filled with them fighting and dancing with their trained Raccoons. Word of the treatment reached the leaders of the House of Militants who were amazed at how well Demarco was treating the white sand brothers who had not remembered any of the customs that were native to the lands. The council summoned Demarco to the main city and asked him why he was treating them how he was? "I do but only what was asked of me" Demarco replied as he stood in front of the council proud in what he had done for the white sand brothers. The council asked Demarco " Why is it that you have never put on shows for us, and always ask us for payment for services?" to which Demarco replied "I do not know, but it just felt like something I should do". The council decided it was not worth pursuing any further, they had faith in Demarco, after all he was a Militant, he was a brother amongst them so they thought. "Pleasantries" Demarco said as he left the council with thoughts of putting on an even greater show for the white sand brothers that evening.

After the evenings events were done and the Acur's were cleaning up after their white sand friends, Demarco noticed the council arriving at the camp. The leaders approached Demarco and explained to him that they were testing the tribes to see if they had honor or not. Demarco interjected immediately, "Yes! they have honor they are the most honorable people I know. They let us feed them, let us bathe them, they laugh when we shuck and love when we jive, they have allowed us to entertain and serve and they don't demean us by payment. They give us acceptance and everlasting grace which fills our belly more than the food from the money we get from you!". The leaders, surprised by what Demarco had to say, left it alone and exited the camp for

the night with the plan to return the next day to find the results of their test. After the cleaning was done, Demarco was upset that his Militant family couldn't accept the role of servant to the white brothers. He felt it was wrong to meet this opportunity with a scheme to set them up and cast them out. It was at this moment in his life he realized that he felt more attachment to the white sand brothers than his own kind. Demarco went to John Doe's tent and informed him of the plans and offered to help them take the goods and books, and would even teach them the ways of the Militant if only they would allow his family to go back with them on their ships to the foreign lands and serve them there. John agreed and they proceeded to load everything onto the ships. Demarco went and informed his village of his decision and informed 3 people that they would stay behind to keep tabs on the new developments of the militants and inform him so that he may keep the white sand brothers in the loop.

The following morning as expected the white sand brothers were cast out and as Demarco and his family were already on the ship preparing for the nights show with the Raccoons he couldn't help but feel proud to be accepted by the white sand brothers. Being accepted by them meant more than the love that the Militants had ever shown him. As his old land disappeared the further they got out into the ocean, he shed a single tear. Demarco understood that he would never see that land again and that finally he was right where he belonged. The tear was joy leaving his eyes, they began to run more profusely and soon his family joined him. John Doe noticing this grabbed a glass and collected the dew drops from their faces and drank until his belly was full. He thanked Demarco and told them to go to the bottom of the ship that was where they belonged. Demarco with the widest grin obliged. When they got to the foreign land and helped unload everything John informed them they were not allowed on the white land but they could stay on the outside and await acceptance from the Curt Cronkite into the city. They were allowed to work but they wouldn't be paid in anything but grace and they had to fend for themselves. Demarco asked how long would that take? John assured him it wouldn't take that long. Demarco said that he was patient not like Militant counterparts and that it was fine take all the time that they needed. The House of Amulet has been waiting ever since.

House: Night Sisters Sigil: panther Motto: Protecting the gates from bitchassness Seat: (Castle name) Castle Claw Religion: none Blood: Descendants of no one, blood of many Location: South Assenhagen House Weapon: pussy swords Sworn to: The land itself

Back story: The tale of the Night sisters begins centuries after the House of Deviants was established. Life in Internetssippi was a life of sexual pleasure and free love. The women were free to hold any position they wanted to and were not judged for having many sexual partners. Everyone was encouraged to let their desires be realized in physical form. As more time passed the ratio of men to women which originally was 12 to 1 when Jay from Dade and Nobleman Finger founded the house dipped as more men left the restraints of the other houses for the excitement and enjoyment of the House of deviants. Among the jobs given to women that were different from any other houses were in the Military. Shine, a general in the military was in charge of protecting the borders of the House of Deviants from men and women who planned on entering the land with the intent to discourage the freedom that had been achieved. Equipped with a line of questions and a few physical tests they could determine if they were there for the pleasure or if they were there to destroy all that had been built. Shine took her job seriously and loved the idea of protecting love, the honor of the land and the people of it. Shine answered directly to the Chief of the country's military affairs, Durian . Durian was admired for the way she stood up for right in the depraved society. She did not stand for the mistreatment of the weak and helped those that needed help. By this time Jay from Dade and Finger long departed their earthly form and their heirs Dade Haitian or "playa" as he was known and Bruhnson Chilawson or "bruh in law" as was his nickname were the rulers of the land. The only thing they asked of Durian was respect, and loyalty, both of which Durian was more than happy to give in return for the same.

With the influx of people there had to be more of a military presence to make sure things did not get out of hand and that everyone was protected. As it is true today once the word reached far off lands, men from all around uprooted their lives in order to be closer to the abundance of pleasure provided by women. Durian and Shine worked tirelessly to ensure that no foul play, and no bitch ass ness was amongst the rank of the Deviants. The more women and men came, the harder it was harder to fight this good fight. One day as Shine was making her rounds she discovered a group of infiltrators who were spreading the message of being prude in one of the townships. She approached swiftly and ordered them to cease. The men not understanding why a woman would give such command ignored her. With one motion she removed a sword from what seemed to be the opening of her womb and sliced their hands off. Badly wounded the men fled into the forest from where they came. Shine went to report the rise of the infiltrators to Durian , who took this concern to Playa and Bruhnson who acted indifferent to the concerns Durian brought up. Surprised to learn that the men of value no longer valued the same things Durian was faced with a tough decision . Continue to serve and protect for people who do not care about the people? Durian did not see any other options in front of her other than resigning from her position and setting out to find a new land one to call her own. Durian went about her business with this burden on her mind and did her job until another incident occurred that would change the relationship of them forever. Shine had a deadly reputation she took no nonsense and was quick to use her sword on anyone without consultation. During a festival in the land of Deviants a certain level of groping was accepted by many as it is today. Not with Shine, she

considered herself removed from that type of treatment. A man from another house who was visiting and a guest of Bruhnson reached out and grabbed Shine and placed her in his lap. Shine caught off guard requested to be let go so that she could continue on with her duty. The man refused and so, because of her temper Shine pulled out her sword and instead of cutting off the man's hand she took off his head. The group the man came with became enraged and demanded punishment for Shine at once. Shine knowing her status in the military protected her was not fearful of what was to come. Dade Haitian had no problem with what Shine did but Bruhnson did because of the simple fact it was his personal guest. He did not want to appear weak or not in control so he sentenced Shine to 3 years in the dungeon and stripped her of her title as well. Shine caught off guard did not resist, instead she went quietly. Durian having seen this was at her wits end. This was the final blow to the relationship between her and the trusted leaders. Shine was her loyal soldier, a person she could count on to do what was right. She was sent to prison and stripped of a title she did nothing to lose. Durian insisted that she be the one to lock Shine up in the dungeon and she did so but left her a note. Shine broken and in shame read the note by moonlight when the guards assigned to her cell were asleep. It read, Shine be ready tomorrow just after dinner to leave this dungeon and this forsaken land. I am going to round up your troops and we will break you out and not look back until we reach the uncharted southern lands- Durian . Durian went to her troops who were in mourning and off duty and told them about her idea and her plans. The troops who would follow Shine anywhere were elated that they could rescue their leader. They gathered their belongings and their families and set out to complete the mission. Durian went to the dungeon with her old troops and surrounded the guards in charge of keeping her secure. Cinnamon the next in command slit the guards throats and unlocked the cell. Shine and Cinnamon embraced and Shine was handed back her sword and armor. Durian checked to see if the hallways and entrances were clear. When things were they made their escape and from that point went on their journey to the southern tip. When they reached the Ocean a sigh of relief settled over everyone in the group. They had overcome so much together the bonds they made could never be broken in life or in death. This is where the story ends and the beginning of Assenhagen begins. The descendants of this group still lead the entire house and are on active patrol only allowing a select few amongst their ranks. Only allowing those that pledge to keep the Ocean at their backs and bitch ass ness out in front of them are allowed to be counted as one of them.

House: House of Saltine

Sigil: Broken Saltine cracker Motto: White is Right Seat: (Castle name) Caucasian Citadel Religion: None subscribed to. Everyone that gives them control is preached and spread Blood: Mythical Blue that doesn't actually exist Location: Saltinasia House Weapon: Evil all encompassing used for personal gain in every situation Sworn to: Nobody and nothing, not even themselves.

Back story: The origin of the House of Saltine is a story of treachery and great sacrifice. They were originally known as the white darkness people. All of them descendants of the militant

tribes who left OakL.A.cago a long time ago it referred to the difference in complexion. Half were still in their original melanin form, and half had become white like the sand on the beaches of the shore.

With the House of Amulet being forged just beyond its borders it was a confusing time. The melanin formed people saw the Amulet's as brothers but were surprised when they did not treat them as equals and favored the white sand brothers over them. The idea was that the old customs would win out but this dynamic made the differences more glaring. At every opportunity the Amulet's would work to please the white sand brothers and ignore the requests of the melanin brothers who were of equal status. This began to trouble the melanin brothers but more than anything else it began to make the white sand brothers look at their brethren who were there differently. They started to treat the brothers they had no problems with the same way that they treated the Amulets and for the fundamental differences between the melanin's of the white darkness people and the Amulet's who had just arrived this simply did not work. The melanin people still remained true to the customs of old and they were a deeply spiritual people. Led by Sveca Iki they remained proud of their color and respectful of everything around them. In fact the melanin people were excluded from the great 100 year pilgrimage and were not represented in OakL.Acago much to the dismay of Sveca. The leader of the white sand people was a man named Curt Cronkite. Curt was in favor of the servitude of all the melanin people and felt that the melanin people should join the Amulet's and be cast out of the alliance. Curt regularly encouraged people to break away from the old customs and traditions. He also did everything in his power to diminish any accomplishments the melanin's achieved. Despised by half of the population and loved by the other half the rift had grown to a point of no return. Melanin's had enough of the condescending tone that Curt greeted them with. Curt would engage them for hours for mere amusement just to make them miserable. It was said that he fed on the misfortunes of others. If that were true then his belly was full. Sveca heard the cries of his people and knew that something had to be done so he began to work on a plan to make everyone happy.

He met with his group of trusted Advisors Cranrabert, John Kayohnay and Hurlington. Together they worked out a plan to get rid of all of the white sand brothers and the Amulet's all in one plan that would solidify the melanin people and their land for all of eternity.

The first stage of the plan was to send out a commandment to every melanin person in the land to ignore Curt and his devilish ways. The theory was that if you learn to resist him and lean on the traditional customs he will lose some of his power. The people of the land did their best to ignore Curt and all of his antics. It was a trying time for the people but with courage they succeeded in ignoring him. Curt took notice and did not understand what was happening, his usual techniques did not work and he was becoming hungry for attention. Curt thought of a plan of his own. He recruited an amulet by the name of Jester Keystone a very dedicated amulet who secretly held the same beliefs as the white sand people but had infiltrated the melanin people. Curt commanded Jester to find out why he wasn't being fed and Jester got right on the job, putting out feelers and asking seemingly innocent questions about everything that was going on.

At first nobody spoke to Jester about the plan because Jester was socially awkward and he had a hard time expressing himself. What jester didn't know was that Sveca knew who Jester was and his intent. He warned the people about him before he even arrived and gave them instructions on how to deal with him. This brings us to part two of the plan which was to intentionally give Jester the wrong information knowing that he would go back and report it to Curt. Being shut out by the common people Jester requested an audience with Kayohnay to discuss the future of the melanin people. This was accepted and the two met to discuss the future. Kayohnay informed Jester that the people had discovered a new land that was rich with everything that a society needed. He informed him that this new land would be better than this current one and that they wouldn't have to worry about anything anymore. Jester was elated to learn the news, surely he would destroy their plan and gain entrance into the White sand brother hood which no Amulet had yet achieved. Jester offered to help lead groups to this new land if only he had directions on how to get there he could be of great service. Kayohnay shared the directions with Jester and Jester thanked him and could hardly contain his excitement when he left the meeting. Amulets are predictable so he did exactly as the council thought he would do. He explained to Curt the plans and he gave Curt the directions. Curt smiled and told Jester that he had done well. He immediately sent word to all white sand brothers to pack up their belongings and be ready to move ahead of the schedule that the Sveca led group had set in place.

Around the cities the mood was a normal one. The white sand brothers were secretly packing and in order to not draw suspicion they acted exactly as they had been until it was time to leave. The last phase of the plan could only happen once the white sand brothers left. Curt being calculating planned to leave at night and have Sveca awaken to an empty land and defeated. Sveca on the other hand was counting on this and gathered all of the warriors of the group to execute the final part of their plan. Curt gathered his people and they all left in the middle of the night. The journey was to take 3 days and they wanted to get a head start on the other group to claim the land as their own. In the morning when the white sand brothers had gone, and the Amulets had followed, Sveca John and Cran led the troops to trail the group of people that were headed to the promised land. The women and children stayed and rid anything that resembled any white sand or amulet.

With Jester leading the white sand people reached what should have been the promised land right on time. When they arrived, they found themselves past the great forests and right at the foot of the cold mountains. Jester, confused did not understand what was going on, he had followed the map exactly as it was written why wasn't this the promised land John spoke of? Curt summoned Jester and demanded an explanation. Jester gave Curt the map which revealed he had followed it correctly and just as he was about to gather his advisors a loud trumpet sounded. It was Sveca Iki and his soldiers, they had cut off all exits back into the forests and demanded that Curt come to the front to speak for a resolution. Curt came to the front enraged he lunged at Sveca. Sveca dodged his attempts and threw Curt to the ground. They fought for a few moments before they both became exhausted and called a temporary truce. Sveca then spoke to Curt and told him his

options. "Either you go into the mountains or you die" said Sveca. "I will not, I will go back into the forest and back into the land" said Curt. Sveca knew he could not allow this so he did the only thing he could do. He challenged Curt to a fight to the death. The winner gets the lands. The two setup inside of a circle of soldiers swords in hand and the fate of the nation on their shoulders. Curt started things off with a couple of wild lunges, but he missed. Sveca swung and sliced Curts legs and now he was hobbled. Sveca standing over Curt asked him if he surrendered and Curt said never. Turning around to claim victory before he killed Curt, Curt stabbed Sveca in the back. Severely wounded Sveca turned around and beheaded Curt where he kneeled and that was the end of Curt Cronkite. Having been defeated, the white sand people and the Amulets went into the mountains. The melanin's took all of their goods and only left them with salt so that whatever they found they could preserve in the mountains. They headed to the mountains, each individual salty and defeated. Sveca damaged from the stab in the back fell to the ground. John ran to his side and asked if he had any request before he departed this earth. Before Sveca left, his wife gave birth to two boys and she asked him to name them, but he declined saying he would do it when he returned. "Tell my wife to name the oldest Sinister and his brother Tune" Sveca said faintly. "Your wish shall be done Sveca Iki" Cranrabert said as Sveca's life began to fade he closed his eyes and his final words were "Deuce"

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