Basescu in Paradis
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Traian Basescu moare dupa o criza cardiaca.
- Nu stiu cum sa fac, zice Diavolul, nu prea am locuri libere.
Evident se duce in Infern unde Diavolul il asteapta cu nerabdare.
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Diavolul se gandeste si spune :
Sunt pe aici niste romani care nu-s chiar asa de rai ca tine.
... O sa-l trimit pe unul in Paradis si tu ii vei lua locul.…Dar gandeste-te bine, alegerea pe care o vei face va fi pentru o eternitate !
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Iti acord favoarea sa alegi pe cine vei inlocui !
Basescu se declara multumit si Diavolul deschide prima usa.
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Gheorghe Gheorgiu Dej inoata intr-o piscina, 24 ore din 24.
- Nu, zice Basescu, nu sunt un bun inotator, nu pot face fata o zi intreaga.
Camera 1
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Camera 2
- Nu, zice Basescu, am mari probleme cu spatele, nu pot sparge bolovani…
Petru Groza sparge bolovani cu un tarnacop .
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Camera 3
Peste el, Elena Udrea, care-i face o felatie.
Nicolae Ceausescu sta lungit pe un pat.
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Basescu priveste scena si-i spune Diavolului:
- Iau acest loc !
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Diavolul striga :
- Udrea, poti sa iesi ! Te inlocuieste cineva !...
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O zi buna …