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i*y TIMES-REPUBLICAN, MARS3ALLT0WN, IOWA, APHP. IS. 19* IT* \ ||^ t 5 I *' al lt>« w fe I II tl P If) b 11< Is BANDY DIRECTORY OF THB MASONIC TEMPLE Masonic Meetings Vlilton Alwiyi WtlMin* MAJUrHAT.i. l/WOW NO. 10* A. 9, A. M, Tueadav. April 1*. ** 7 dock aharp. ThirA degree £ P. Jennings, w. M.J J®*" w Wel "- secretary. . 1TONH3T CHAPTER NO. II. W. A. lt^Monday night, April eeaaion. Frank T. Nokea, H. P.. John W. Well", eocretary. KINO SOLOMON ro^rri. NO. to. O. C. Fox, CMt«r: John W. Welle. r*oord*r. msrrjkvr FT. MANDERT No. 10 V T - SmikInv. April 4. S o'clock. EU.ter .ervlo* at " p...!'. Ort.r of 111. Tempi* »t ' .««• " v H. Stewart. commander: John w. Well", recorder. CENTRAL CHAPTER Na « O. W B. Regular meeting April 14 at I for bu-lnes* atvdIn'fla- tten. Mrs. W. J Richard* W. M.. Mr*. Archer Walton. secretary. teHtqnAllcan FeUMed Deity Br Tke imcs^uu'tkucAN ruurruia oo. - TBRM8 £•»*. by ««n By thi month, kr m(I n?lljr carrier kj the W :S WejkW cm rear by mall 1.B# Catered ii Ihi peetofflee at lluiUlltm '»*«. u leoonrirlaM null m»tt«r. Member •( The ArttllM fini. T>« AMMlaUd Pratt It exelatlvelv entitled to tht OH far repoblieatlea of all M*i Jlfc p*t«hee eredited to It or not otherwipe cred- ited In thl* paper sad alt* tht local news pnklUV , *4 here4a. All Hirhtt of rtpohlleatlon of epeelal 41a- pntchM herein ar« alto rutwil iti It f< [mv Ires ll f II f I wo I lie 1bd< | alee iic ICO' Ijui |ha Ital |ga tu I to P* inr Ira th FIRST FLOOR. MARSHATXTOWN CLUB C. H. KEMLER. Fecretarv. SECOND FLOOR. HULL TverSANCE AGENCY O. R. NORRIS GENERAL, INSURANCE 194 Masonic Phone Sfi DR. GROSSMAN Physician and Surgeon Masonic Tempi* Rooma 201-808 Phone 1#». DR. R. c. MOLISON Physician and Surgeon Room 206 Maaonio Temple Bldg, Office Phono MS Rl«fl 1 noi'dcrc? o?6 THIRD FLOOR. DRS. FRENCH AND COBB Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat Specialists DR. R. R. HANSEN Rooms 114-315 Office Hours: 11 to Uj 1 to •nil 1 to I p. m. Office Phone 101. Houae Phone 172 Physicians and Surgeons Rooma 102 to 105. Phone 15 for the following physician* and surgeons-* DR. M. U. CHESIRE DR. NELSON MERRILL DR. GEORGE M. JOHNSON L. F. Kellogg, R. J. Andrews Dentists Rooms 816 to SIT RICHES AND PROMINENCE. Tho Shonta' family trouble and lawsuits are having another turn In the press dispatches by the alienation »uit brought by Mrs. Shonts against Amanda C. Thomas. It Is especially interesting In Iowa and along the line of the Iowa Central where Mr. Shonts got his start as a great engi- neer and organiser. About nil the difference between tl~e Shonts story and the common stortrs of separations and hitter fam- ily rnwi is the comparative promi- nence and riches of the parties so •ngsped snd involved. Sometimes it Is a fool husband who falls for tV.e siren stuff and breaks with a wife who hss b»en a helpmate In poverty and labor: some times a fool j woman who goes snobbishly eraiy. The Shonts row, so It is said, be- jjrnn when Mrs. Shonts Insisted on having an impoverished duke for a , son-in-law. Shonta oppoBed the match i between his daughter and tha Due j j de Chaulnes and objected to whole- | ; stile purchases of ducal husbands for j ( his daughters. Then it appears that j | trouble of the most serious sort be- j | gnn. And the family was disrupted i j and hell was to pay. j It is hard to stand prosperity, j ! hard on the family. Sometimes it Is J a calamity to grow rich and proml- j ncnt. Riches and prominence depend ! I on the community. To be first In a j : iiuio rijerlait village Is as li<tra to ; bear as to be the first at Rome. It , demands hard sense and character : to be rich nnd prominent and still | remain completely sane wheth- er It is the shonts family or the fum- , ily that bought land low and sold it ! high or made a lucky strike indus- ; tr!al!y or had its chance to become | what th« neighborhood considers rich | anu prominent In any way. One of j the hardest things that come with [ riches and prominence local or state or national is to avoid playing the fool in one or another way. Shonts didn't get much except prominence out of his success. He found himself pretty well alone. "The folks" weren't "the folks" and home wasn't home. Most of us will sup- port his decision against buying French dukes for the girls and wish the old man might have had more home and less prominence but It seems that when he got old and lone- ly he went and played the fool also. The chances arc that if the Shonts' had stayed in Iowa in some ordinary position tho family would have kept but wfey should not dlaputM between public Interaata that differ be aettled by court* formed for that purpose and oa tha evidence before auoh court* Instead of by warT TAXING OBSTINATE BACHELORS. Franoa prospers in all aerlousneas to add a surtax of 10 per cent on the Inoomes ef bachelors. If the single man U to avoid th* greatest of all riaponslbUltles he must pay for hie Immunity in Franc*. Franoa needa married people. The loss of mllllona In war Is to be re- covered and Franc* repopulated. Men are not marrying with alacrity sine* the war. Hence the tag on bachelors. There is fatmeaa In the tax. Those who marry and make homes are the essential foundations of the race and of their countlre» and their com- munities. They pay the future the d#bt they owe the past. They make schools and maintain them, th*y keep the industries alive, they con- tinue the progress of mankind, they are responsible for the Itfe of t*.e debt dodging bachelor himself. And of all that the married fclks create of better living conditions the bache- lor advantages himself. Why not tax him. tax him good and plenty. *ay from seven to seventy allk shirts and $20 pairs of ahoes annual- ly? Why not \ ring him to a realisa- tion of hia aelflshness? Whv mt give him to understand that it is the mar- ried people who built th* school- houses and colleges where he was trained to be of use to himself and that he owes it to be of us« to others beyond j himself, that the homes he lives In and the roof over hln head came, not thru bachelors but fam that Ii* la boM. Hia Is (or mUonsllsa tion of prefty nooriy everything and says so. But aa ang*l should fear to tread oa such a platform la Iowa wiiere CoL Brookluurt rushes right in. e e Wood alcohol and wlntergrean caused death and put boosors la deadly danger at Knoxville. Maybe that Institution ought to b* turned over to lae c<ty lor a while aud give it a chauue to clean up lis wowd al- coholics. IOWA OPINION AND NOTES. The Boon* Newa Republican points out that "The literature sent out in hia behalf (Drookhart'e) comes from the Iowa Homestead and bears un< miataWe evldeao* that Jim Pierce, supporter of Townley, Kicker, et al, Is at ths bottom of the effort to de- feat Cummins, for what reason we know not, unless it is that Jim Plero* is at the old game and trying to ahow hia power." The Newa Republican concludes that "No republican news- paper in Iowa will align Itself with the Iowa Homestead. The war is over, but Its method* during those trying times are not so soon forgot- ten." , The Perry Chief fears that "If Col. Brookhart should win from Senator Cummins another controversy would result between Uncle Jim Pierce and Uncle Harvey Inkham as to who waa entiUed to the credit." John Burroughs Mature otes "Woodworth Clum has resigned as secretary of the Greater Iowa associ- ation. It Is felt in some quarters that this will not be an irreparable loss to the association" resignedly concludes the Burlington Hawkeye. The Dubuqu* Times-Journal thinks "It is highly desirable that every voter should realize Just where Mr. ; Hoover stands. He is the typical in- ternationalist. In no real sens" of the Hies and that there are other roof* | ha » th « United States been h!-; tl]nlMpg home. The warmest friends of his 1. Why are the migratory birds seen first in the morning on their re- turn to the north T 2. How docs a spider kill a toeoT I. What Is the oolor of the best maplo syrupT Answer* to Yesterday's Questions. 1. Can cows eat jiolson ivy with- out 111 effect? The cows will eat the leaves of the burdock and ths stinging nettlea ol the woods. But what can not a cow's tongue stand? She will crop the poison ivy with impunity, and 1 think would eat thlatles If she found them growing in the garden. Leeks and garlics are readily eaten by cat- tle In the spring, and are said to be medicinal to them. 2. In what peculiar way do pigeons feed their youngt When the mother pigeon feeds her young she brings the food, not in her beak likje other birds, but In her crop; she places her beak between the open mandibles of her young, and fairly crams the food, which Is delivered by a peculiar purnpln* movement, down its throat. She furnishes a capital illustration ot the eager, persistent newsmonger. 3. Are weeds easily discouraged? WeedB have this virtue; they are not easily discouraged; they never lose heart entirely; they die game. If they cannot have the best, they will take up with the poorest: It fortune Is unkind to them today, they hope for better luck tomorrow; If they cannot lord It over a corn hill, they will s^t humbly at Its foot and accept who* comes; in all eases thev make the most of their oppor- to raise and colleges and schools t0 j candVdaeV aW the British politicians \ create and maintain and children tc j who ^ the initial Impetus an<J! ;t - . J"* t .! h t n ! L c ' lrry n ^' ai !. be brought into the world to do the (the international financers who*e ln- work of the world. In short why not ; terests demand a president who shall hand it to him good and plenty un- ! be subservient to the spirit of in- tll he sees himself as "ithers see him"? It is worth considering on this cide of the Atlantic well as in France. i ternationalism." Topics of the Times i "But th°y are presenting an *x- ' cellent argument for the anti- strike caltise of the Cummins hill «'-a!!y withdrawn. la^or pressure, from the bill" says the Waterloo Times Tribune of tho railroad strikers. "'Let's strike!' 'Sure.* asks the Cedar Rapids Whv not?" Republican. Phone 14 I together, the girls would have mar- ; ried tho leading druggist or one of ' the bankers or a bright young farmer ! or so on and that Old Mr. and Mrs. ! Shonts would have been acting fool- ish over their grandchildren and 6pedalists Eye, Ear, Nose and coaxing them to come in and stay TTirnat over night at their house. And that's j a foolishness that nobody need critl- 1 else, for it isn't foolishness at alL FOURTH FLOOR. DR. LIERLE, DR. WOLFE DR. WAHRER GLASSES FITTED Wanted—Several hundred of those clerks who are idly sucking pens and pencils in Wishing ton ^rar^ent.to ; ^ ^ wjn keep one wlth . work on Iowa farms. Apply to an> county agent. What's the u*e of working—wages Lowden explained to Senator Borah that he waa spending some morev in his canvass but that it was his own j out working." CALLS ron A SH0WT>0-^"N. [Cedar Rapids Republ^an.] Now it Is the Kama miners who realize that they will have to suTer with the rest. The Kansas farmers may decide not to let them have bread and meat except in exchanre for coal. But let 'em strike until they all get ttre<j of it. They will find '.ut that things can not bo mad« bet- ter by Ptrlkin* and the rest will find out that they can not better condi- tions by malclr.g a!! ths conccssioni. that are demanded. There is a time and place coming when men must put their backs to the wall and light it out th a Fritlsh did !r 19?*. That time is mighty near at hand, from «hn sheer necessities of the situation. The Wmdmill OONTBNTMBNT. They met thru chanoe, two old, old friends, Where trafflo thundered mightily, And one had tramped the world's far ends, And one waa going home to teak Before (heir parting ways drew each Along to future hopos and fears They atrove to span with awkward speech The broad, deep chasm ot th* years. The face of one was thin and brown. He spoke of porta and tall, proud ships, Of wavts to Rio rolling down; Of heathen girls with eager lipss Of palms and silver desert sand: Of jungles hushed when dawn was nigh; Of nights upon a coral strand While strange fleroe stars patrolled the sky; Of flying spume and surges blus; Of winds that swell the booming sail; Of rusty tramp ships pounding thru The reaches of the endless trail. The other told the names they gave The wondrous children who had come; Of how they hod contrived to saye Enough to buy a country home; Of how fresh air had hstped his wife; Of how the house was filled wiiu sun: Of how the bold commuter's life. Was, after all, the only one; Of how his vegetables grew; Of how he hoed and weeded them: Of peace, the like of which few knew From 6 at night to $ a. m. And when they parted, secretly Within his heart each whispered this: "If I could only Just be ha How very fortunate he is!" world can kill two birds or a leather Willi Htoaa. *; Al fling Blur prison they've intro- duced a Jaw band. And soma folks used to oomplala about solitary cou* flnetaentl Where there** a will there's almost surs to fet a contest. IV T. •. Largest sturgeon | are found la the European seas. ^ America's Busy Mints. In their output of mImi* Afcrta* the year 111* the United States mttta established b»w high record*. .Tn*y turned oat IIM1UM separata ooi»s for thin snd foreign governments. Tho production for 1111 had b**n Tobacco growing la ono of Para- guay's moot Important Indvatrloo. f It Is estimated that n*arly 400,000 persona aro on strike in Frano*. Why Measles May . Be Dangerous TWs is No. 8 e< a series al advertisements, preparsdbv a ooca- peteot physician, explaining how certain dinaaan wmch attack the air passages—such as Pnrmmonia, InAuensa, Wboopmf Cough, {leults or even a long continued Cold—often leave theaeorfans in an infismed/cobiested state, thai affording favorable foothold for invading germs. And now Vkk'a Vapo- Rub may bo of value in this ooodition. Chariots worked on the principle of the taximeter were used in China in the fourth century. money. Which should satisfy Mr Borah whether it contents him or not. | * If any progress is being made in tho fight o^ Senator Cummins it 'pn't evi- : dent in any of the newspaper rf-porrs. : t have rtased a strike. Let them go to The ancients regarded the am- aranth or prince's feathers aa the fi< wer of Immortality. Hungary wants Emperor Charles to return as her ruler. And they said the war had taught people such a lot! Still. It remains to be seen whether It has taught Charlie, himself, any- thing. "As fur as I understand the Irish question." says ITncle Ablmelech Bo- ^srdus, of Preakness, N . J., "seems if the Sinn Feiners wss leadln' by two murders and an asaault." Few of tu escape measles—it is one of the commonest of child- hood diseases. Every mother knows the symptoms, but the mistake that most mothers make is ia failing to realise that the child is not fully recovered after the eruption and fever disappear. The air passages are still inmuned and if this inflammation is not cleared wp, the air passages may be weakened, thus paving the way for pneumonia or serious disease of the lungs. Nightly applications of Vick's VapoRub will aid nature in me cause Vlcks acts locally by stim- ulation thru the skin to draw out the inflammation, attract the blood away from the congested spots and relieve the cough. In addition, the medicinal ingre- dients of Vicks are vaporized by the body heat. These vapors are breathed in all night long* bringing the medication to bear directly upon the inflamed anas. Children's (Sgestiens ars 4sli- cate—eaafly disturbed fay too much "dosing." Vicks, there- fore, is partieulariy recommended since it is externally applied and so can be used often aad freely without the slightest harmful effects. Vicks should be nibbed in over the throat and chest until the skin is red—then spread on thickly and covered with hot flannel cloths. Leave the cloth- ing loose around the neck and the bed clothes arranged in the form of a funnel so the vapors arising may be freely inhaled. If the cough is annoying, swallow a small bit of Vicks ths etas of a pea. Samples to new users will be sent free on request to the Vide Chemical Company, 233 Broad Street, Greensboro, N. C. Your _ Bodyguard r YapoRubfeJ j&iMxcou* More Than 17 Million Jars Used Yearly 3S5S Irateland might be a for it. better name Rif>jplmg Rhymes By WALT MASON the That a candidate should propose: that a party shall come to him In- j stead of going himself to the party argues that the candidate making such conditions isn't hating himself seriously. Illinois is expressing her prefer- ences aa to presidential candidates today. Of course Lowden will carry it but there's a curiosity to know J;:pt what kind of a vo*" Johnson will get. * Excessive leniency Is charged In tha case of Pa:il Boscoh, sentenced to, de- •* >««• "«*« —— drool a while about the grave, and claim al! flash is grass. Thoy make me weary nnd d'straught when I with th«m eemmune; by them December chill is brought into the midst of June. And. oh. I pity such poor guys, who can- not gayly laugh, who wipe the briny from their eyes, and quote an epitaph. BORN THAT WAY. Some folks are born wltli spirits sour, their natyre is to whine; planets, at their natal hour, were badly out of line, to the earth, and squawk through all their days, and they can see no sense in mirth, they frown on Joyous jay*. They choose the grimmest sort tit creed that's filled with threats of pain; for there is naught will fit their need, that's pleasant, kind of sane. They are the sad and gloomy freaks who groan with c-vory breath, who see the bloom on mruden checks and talk of worms and death. In vair. the optimist may try to cheer up gents like these; they'll answer with a disir.al sigh his gladdest, brightest wheeze. they'll carnival season is at hand and what would csrn 'vuls and the carnival seeking public do without Bosco? It is to he said for Col. Brookhart BAY P. McGUIRE & Co. BATE INVESTMENTS Investment and Financial 8ervloet M0 Maaonio Temple phone Ml TREMONT BLOCK D. R. WELKER Rea. Phone 4U DENTISTS gietuuul Bkxdc Office Phone 12 H. a MUELLER Phone 410 DR. G. EARL HERMENCE Physician and Surgeon Treason! Bldg. Bnlte 11 Offioe Honrs 11-12, 2-4, T-« Offloe M House 117 R. E. TABER MAX M. MILLS Dentists Ow 10 Eaat Main Street Phone 1T74 HOLT & ALLBET? ATTORNEYS AT LAW Prncttoo and Probate Mattars OVER WBST MAIN STREET DR, LOUIS F. TALLEY Specialist in X-Ray and Electro Therapeutics / Satto to I Doaeoneee Hospital ^ . Hours l«—H a. m, 1—4 p. m, ' y Phone SO. Hesilti Strength Beauty Thru JENSEN'S : TURKISH BATH PARLOR Shower and tub batha. ffcstie 650 B N. 3rd Ave. Open day and night MARSH ALLTOWN TYPOGRAPHICAL UNION <$JNarshalltewn, Iowa for III* UNION LABEL e* r printed matter, and read news- <• - i: i *• It- TRUCKING A COUNTRY'S COMMERCE The council of national defence plans to organize motor truck trans- portation linea If a railroad strike should tie up the railroads. Nearly 50,000 government owned trucka are available the secretary stated and he aaserted that t'nerq are T,000,000 pri- vately owned trucka which could be mobilized. This, he said, would en- able the country "to face with a de- gree of equanimity almost any tem- porary failure of the railway sys- tems." Thus is another Instance of loud promise without much possibility of performance. To mobilize the 7,000,- 000 trucka privately owned would be a monatroua task and except in the dire emergency of war time practi- cally beyond possibility. Boms of them of course could he mobilized, probably a v*Ty considerable num- ber but the motor trucka of the coun- try can not supply ttie transportation noMs of th* country to such a de- »iaa to make for "equanimity." Perhaps In the states and near the large cities where hard roads Obtain the necessities might b* largely sup- piled but lm marine Iowa supplying ooal and merchandise and necessary supplies by truck transportation. It eould do something of course bat the equanimity that would obtain might be put In Mir. Secretary's eye. The discussion and tfce effort should concentrate on the vital point —that the railroads must run and serve; that railroad strikes Whloh threaten the very existenoe of the publlo and Ita indnstriss must bs for. bidden and the oommand enforced. Perhaps while the matter was being ! fought out we should have to haul with motor trucks and go to the 1 country tor food suppllss in aucn states aa Iowa and the larger cities would have to depend on operation of the roads as best posslbls and the service of trucks and there would be suffering among us but there Is suf- fering in an strlkss and this would bs the strike of the publlo for Its own rights. We shall do the best we may witb ths trcski 12 worst oorasa to wont 1 When a Feller Needs a Friend - - m 1 By BRIGGS 1 STILL: \ CAWT GST XT CUT WITH YOO WIG6UM6 UKe Thkt i THS BIG SLIVER TEA AT THRBB. Fiver go to afternoon teasT We do. .\t lea«t we did It was an orange- pekoe, if wo remembei—so-called In honor of those who slip on the peel. It started in a small apartment and centered about a rather small and bilous Uon. and we ourselves, of course, were rather small potatoes, more or less mashed In a large crowd. Unless one has the,tea habit ono ... geta rather nervous at these affairs. They came complaining i u,h a mtl# u]Je tfca ln wt,lch you find yourself strolltng down Main street In one of those old-fash- ioned side-split nightgowns. One is never quite suro his personality Is properly draped. We dressed care- fully, of course, n our morning coat (which we w'ar only In the after- noon), leaving off no essential gar- ment we could think of at the mo- ment. Nevertheless we were a bit nervous. Especially when we found our- selves wedged ln between a gate-leg- t*cd table ar.d a long, abstract aort of a lady in an embroidered gunny- sack who apked us what we thought of John Drinkwater. We said we wore opposed to the Antl-Saloon League altogether and preferred John Barleycorn. It did not seem to be the right answer. So in order to blow our nose and thus All the gap In the conversation we reached up to our left-hand breast pocket for our handkerchief. Our hand clutched something hard and cylindrical— then relaxed clammily. Leaning cautiously over the edg* of our morning coat we saw that some one. we can no* imagine who. had firmly fixed a large, prominent, fillgroed fountain pen In our pooket by one of those idiotic metal clips. We were at once conscious that ev- ory one in the room was staring at It. The rest of our discourse witn ur», long lady was lost ln effort* to re- move that pen without calling in a surgeon or a wrecking crew. We had no handkodchlef but we made a sort of flourish as tho we did have and then pretended to drop It. It was our Intention in leaning over to pick it up, to pry the pen loose and smug- gle It Into our hip pocket with the other self-filler. Cut in bending down what was our horror to discover that we had failed to remove our rubberst Aghast, we straightened up, ex- posing the cursed pen onoe more, and feebly tried to scuff the rubbers off and under the table. We merely succeeded ln getting our feet tangled up ln the table legs. The long lady « - * -1 S- it. J Altw Wee* iiau anvau; AIVU vMk our struggles were Interrupted by a babbling sub-deb who deftly extract- ed us from tb<| table and carried us right off, pen, rubbers and all, to our hostess. As we bowed with a concealing hand over the pen, we dimly heard her ask something about lemon or cream and replied, "Tes, please—and a little ink." A faint doubt seemed cloud the fixity of her smile, bvt we reassured her by nonchalantly dropping an olive Into the steaming cup she passed us. Then, scowling on all and sundry'to express any at- tempt at ribald laughter, we raised the tea firmly toward our lips and promptly spilled It all over our rub- bers. No, we neither bit a piece out of the cup nor kicked the table over. Our hostess, with gracious tact, ex- claimed that It was so fortunate that wa Ha A Twr»n OH? W* ras sured her that we always did for Just such emergencies. But the room had become very warm and we went away from there. The next day our hostess, ever thoughtful, sent her little boy around with onr hat and overcoat. Neverthe- less, we have decided that we do not care for tea. It seemB to affect our nerves. . .. , rjr , OkwB. -ia r % Ybuth in Body and Mind ! Never mind your age—as measured by years. How do yoa the thing that counts! See this sprightly old gentleman coming toward yoa down the street. His birth record would show you that ne is feel? That's seventy. But judging from tho easy grace with whict swings along, his errect carriage, his ruddy complexion, keen glance of his eye, his whole appearance the very picture of health, you would say that he is not a day past fifty. Ho is young in spite of his three score years ana ten. More frequently you see the opposite of hia type. Men scarcely in their thirties—haggard, listless, weak, nervous—men who take no interest in life, just dragging out a weary existence, all in,_ tired andjvorn out. in life, just dragging out a weary existence, an in, urea ana worn out. Thongh young in years, they are. nevertheless, old men. Their vital forces are on the wan*; They've ioat their "punch" snd "pep." They feel old—and they look it! Stay young 6y keeping your body fit. Keep stomach, bowels, liver, kidneys and bladder healthy and active. Bnild up your strength snd health. Nothing will accomplish these results better than The Great General Tonic Ju«t try **LVKO" wien yoo er» feeHngtheleaat Ut Jaded, tired and worn oat. E«e far roureelf bow quickly it rejuven- ates—what a freth feeling of •trengtb and power U given you. It'e a reliable appetiser, a tplendtd aid to dlatoetioa. bo- •idee tend* to •trengtben aad tone uo the entire body. _ . Your drarctot kea TYKO." oet a bottle today. Look Car »Sa name oa tha package aad aoaapt aaautentste. flsU Mttuhctsrafi LYKO MEDICINE COMPANY Now York Kansas City, M*. LYKO eeM to orietael Ml* ' nlcnare diia Bheriik jXie^Ti ' I Owing to the uncertainty of shipments all quo- tations on BRICK, LIME, CEMENT BUILDING BLOCKS AND DRAIN TILE ars for immediate acceptance only with time of delivery and amount specified in writing. *• : and Lime Co. YOUR AUTOMOBILE How to Seep Its Tine Body Snrfscas Like Now the reds- of Germany t l * M | ivuo vi HUSSw IwCh m lvMa-5UiiQU(i|| It la a very simple matter to keep ii&V MVUJT Ui jOUI ptavuvauy liJLtf new by cleaning and polishing with Tobey Polish. All dirt and grease come off eajrily and quickly without hard rubbing. Does not catoh dust nor coat over th«t fine surface. Made after the secret shop formula of the Tobey Furniture Oompany. Populhr sizes, 30c, 60c, |1.00, 11.75 and 18.00, at dealers everywhere. TOBEy 'Polish, Itched Til] ax Almost Crazy "For yean aiy hand; vera ataoat ialw, Thejr itemed •« bad I waa^B^ort wasj. ^ , 0HHUW U., MM V«W Ml .'IIMf ung ef medicine and cot so reUaf, utl ul Mln hopes of.ever being cured aatl] I gate Anr*ao rafhring ftta akla trvabla—ailM er ' the Snt battle nnavaa yea A* I •t Me, Mc aad ll.M- ef aaiees drnggiet ?" ',5 Z2£ lotion for SWn DM**

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RICHES AND PROMINENCE.

Tho Shonta' family trouble and lawsuits are having another turn In the press dispatches by the alienation »uit brought by Mrs. Shonts against Amanda C. Thomas. It Is especially interesting In Iowa and along the line of the Iowa Central where Mr. Shonts got his start as a great engi­neer and organiser.

About nil the difference between tl~e Shonts story and the common stortrs of separations and hitter fam­ily rnwi is the comparative promi­nence and riches of the parties so •ngsped snd involved. Sometimes it Is a fool husband who falls for tV.e siren stuff and breaks with a wife who hss b»en a helpmate In poverty and labor: some times a fool

j woman who goes snobbishly eraiy. The Shonts row, so It is said, be-

jjrnn when Mrs. Shonts Insisted on having an impoverished duke for a

, son-in-law. Shonta oppoBed the match i between his daughter and tha Due j j de Chaulnes and objected to whole- | ; stile purchases of ducal husbands for j ( his daughters. Then it appears that j | trouble of the most serious sort be- j | gnn. And the family was disrupted i

j and hell was to pay. j It is hard to stand prosperity, j ! hard on the family. Sometimes it Is

J a calamity to grow rich and proml-j ncnt. Riches and prominence depend ! I on the community. To be first In a j : iiuio rijerlait village Is as li<tra to ; bear as to be the first at Rome. It , demands hard sense and character : to be rich nnd prominent and still | remain completely sane wheth­

er It is the shonts family or the fum-, ily that bought land low and sold it ! high or made a lucky strike indus-; tr!al!y or had its chance to become | what th« neighborhood considers rich | anu prominent In any way. One of j the hardest things that come with [ riches and prominence local or state or national is to avoid playing the fool in one or another way.

Shonts didn't get much except prominence out of his success. He found himself pretty well alone. "The folks" weren't "the folks" and home wasn't home. Most of us will sup­port his decision against buying French dukes for the girls and wish the old man might have had more home and less prominence but It seems that when he got old and lone­ly he went and played the fool also.

The chances arc that if the Shonts' had stayed in Iowa in some ordinary position tho family would have kept

but wfey should not dlaputM between public Interaata that differ be aettled by court* formed for that purpose and oa tha evidence before auoh court* Instead of by warT

TAXING OBSTINATE BACHELORS. Franoa prospers in all aerlousneas

to add a surtax of 10 per cent on the Inoomes ef bachelors. If the single man U to avoid th* greatest of all riaponslbUltles he must pay for hie Immunity in Franc*.

Franoa needa married people. The loss of mllllona In war Is to be re­covered and Franc* repopulated. Men are not marrying with alacrity sine* the war. Hence the tag on bachelors.

There is fatmeaa In the tax. Those who marry and make homes are the essential foundations of the race and of their countlre» and their com­munities. They pay the future the d#bt they owe the past. They make schools and maintain them, th*y keep the industries alive, they con­tinue the progress of mankind, they are responsible for the Itfe of t*.e debt dodging bachelor himself. And of all that the married fclks create of better living conditions the bache­lor advantages himself.

Why not tax him. tax him good and plenty. *ay from seven to seventy allk shirts and $20 pairs of ahoes annual­ly? Why not \ ring him to a realisa­tion of hia aelflshness? Whv mt give him to understand that it is the mar­ried people who built th* school-houses and colleges where he was trained to be of use to himself and that he owes it to be of us« to others beyond j himself, that the homes he lives In and the roof over hln head came, not thru bachelors but fam

that Ii* la boM. Hia Is (or mUonsllsa tion of prefty nooriy everything and says so. But aa ang*l should fear to tread oa such a platform la Iowa wiiere CoL Brookluurt rushes right in.

• e e Wood alcohol and wlntergrean

caused death and put boosors la deadly danger at Knoxville. Maybe that Institution ought to b* turned over to lae c<ty lor a while aud give it a chauue to clean up lis wowd al­coholics.

IOWA OPINION AND NOTES.

The Boon* Newa Republican points out that "The literature sent out in hia behalf (Drookhart'e) comes from the Iowa Homestead and bears un< miataWe evldeao* that Jim Pierce, supporter of Townley, Kicker, et al, Is at ths bottom of the effort to de-feat Cummins, for what reason we know not, unless it is that Jim Plero* is at the old game and trying to ahow hia power." The Newa Republican concludes that "No republican news­paper in Iowa will align Itself with the Iowa Homestead. The war is over, but Its method* during those trying times are not so soon forgot­ten." ,

The Perry Chief fears that "If Col. Brookhart should win from Senator Cummins another controversy would result between Uncle Jim Pierce and Uncle Harvey Inkham as to who waa entiUed to the credit."

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"Woodworth Clum has resigned as secretary of the Greater Iowa associ­ation. It Is felt in some quarters that this will not be an irreparable loss to the association" resignedly concludes the Burlington Hawkeye.

The Dubuqu* Times-Journal thinks "It is highly desirable that every voter should realize Just where Mr.

; Hoover stands. He is the typical in­ternationalist. In no real sens" of the

Hies and that there are other roof* | ha» th« United States been h!-; t l ]nlMpg home. The warmest friends of his

1. Why are the migratory birds seen first in the morning on their re­turn to the north T

2. How docs a spider kill a toeoT I. What Is the oolor of the best

maplo syrupT Answer* to Yesterday's Questions. 1. Can cows eat jiolson ivy with­

out 111 effect? The cows will eat the leaves of the

burdock and ths stinging nettlea ol the woods. But what can not a cow's tongue stand? She will crop the poison ivy with impunity, and 1 think would eat thlatles If she found them growing in the garden. Leeks and garlics are readily eaten by cat­tle In the spring, and are said to be medicinal to them.

2. In what peculiar way do pigeons feed their youngt

When the mother pigeon feeds her young she brings the food, not in her beak likje other birds, but In her crop; she places her beak between the open mandibles of her young, and fairly crams the food, which Is delivered by a peculiar purnpln* movement, down its throat. She furnishes a capital illustration ot the eager, persistent newsmonger.

3. Are weeds easily discouraged? WeedB have this virtue; they are

not easily discouraged; they never lose heart entirely; they die game. If they cannot have the best, they will take up with the poorest: It fortune Is unkind to them today, they hope for better luck tomorrow; If they cannot lord It over a corn hill, they will s^t humbly at Its foot and accept who* comes; in all eases thev make the most of their oppor-

to raise and colleges and schools t0 j candVdaeV aW the British politicians \ create and maintain and children tc j who ^ the initial Impetus an<J! ; t- . J"* t.!htn!L

c ' l rry,«n^'ai!. be brought into the world to do the (the international financers who*e ln-work of the world. In short why not ; terests demand a president who shall hand it to him good and plenty un- ! be subservient to the spirit of in-

tll he sees himself as "ithers see him"?

It is worth considering on this cide of the Atlantic a£ well as in France.

i ternationalism."

Topics of the Times

i "But th°y are presenting an *x-' cellent argument for the anti-• strike caltise of the Cummins hill

«'-a!!y withdrawn. la^or pressure, from the bill" says the Waterloo Times Tribune of tho railroad strikers.

"'Let's strike!' 'Sure.* asks the Cedar Rapids

Whv not?" Republican.

Phone 14 I together, the girls would have mar-

— ; ried tho leading druggist or one of ' the bankers or a bright young farmer

•! or so on and that Old Mr. and Mrs. ! Shonts would have been acting fool­ish over their grandchildren and

6pedalists Eye, Ear, Nose and coaxing them to come in and stay TTirnat over night at their house. And that's

j a foolishness that nobody need critl-1 else, for it isn't foolishness at alL

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DR. LIERLE, DR. WOLFE DR. WAHRER

GLASSES FITTED

Wanted—Several hundred of those clerks who are idly sucking pens and pencils in Wishing ton ^rar^ent.to ; ^ wjn keep one wlth. work on Iowa farms. Apply to an> • county agent.

What's the u*e of working—wages

Lowden explained to Senator Borah that he waa spending some morev in his canvass but that it was his own j

out working."

CALLS ron A SH0WT>0-^"N. [Cedar Rapids Republ^an.]

Now it Is the Kama miners who

realize that they will have to suTer with the rest. The Kansas farmers may decide not to let them have bread and meat except in exchanre for coal. But let 'em strike until they all get ttre<j of it. They will find '.ut that things can not bo mad« bet­ter by Ptrlkin* and the rest will find out that they can not better condi­tions by malclr.g a!! ths conccssioni. that are demanded. There is a time and place coming when men must put their backs to the wall and light it out tha Fritlsh did !r 19?*. That time is mighty near at hand, from «hn sheer necessities of the situation.

The Wmdmill OONTBNTMBNT.

They met thru chanoe, two old, old friends,

Where trafflo thundered mightily, And one had tramped the world's far

ends, And one waa going home to teak

Before (heir parting ways drew each Along to future hopos and fears

They atrove to span with awkward speech

The broad, deep chasm ot th* years.

The face of one was thin and brown. He spoke of porta and tall, proud

ships, Of wavts to Rio rolling down;

Of heathen girls with eager lipss

Of palms and silver desert sand: Of jungles hushed when dawn was

nigh; Of nights upon a coral strand

While strange fleroe stars patrolled the sky;

Of flying spume and surges blus; Of winds that swell the booming

sail; Of rusty tramp ships pounding thru

The reaches of the endless trail.

The other told the names they gave The wondrous children who had

come; Of how they hod contrived to saye

Enough to buy a country home;

Of how fresh air had hstped his wife;

Of how the house was filled wiiu sun:

Of how the bold commuter's life. Was, after all, the only one;

Of how his vegetables grew; Of how he hoed and weeded them:

Of peace, the like of which few knew From 6 at night to $ a. m.

And when they parted, secretly Within his heart each whispered

this: "If I could only Just be ha

How very fortunate he is!"

world can kill two birds or a leather Willi Htoaa. *;

Al fling Blur prison they've intro­duced a Jaw band. And soma folks used to oomplala about solitary cou* flnetaentl

Where there** a will there's almost surs to fet a contest.

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Largest sturgeon | are found la the European seas.

America's Busy Mints. In their output of mImi* Afcrta*

the year 111* the United States mttta established b»w high record*. .Tn*y turned oat IIM1UM separata ooi»s for thin snd foreign governments. Tho production for 1111 had b**n

Tobacco growing la ono of Para­guay's moot Important Indvatrloo. f •

It Is estimated that n*arly 400,000 persona aro on strike in Frano*.

Why Measles May . Be Dangerous

TWs is No. 8 e< a series al advertisements, preparsdbv a ooca-peteot physician, explaining how certain dinaaan wmch attack the air passages—such as Pnrmmonia, InAuensa, Wboopmf Cough, {leults or even a long continued Cold—often leave theaeorfans in an infismed/cobiested state, thai affording • favorable foothold for invading germs. And now Vkk'a Vapo-Rub may bo of value in this ooodition.

Chariots worked on the principle of the taximeter were used in China in the fourth century.

money. Which should satisfy Mr Borah whether it contents him or not. |

• * • If any progress is being made in tho

fight o^ Senator Cummins it 'pn't evi- : dent in any of the newspaper rf-porrs. :

t have rtased a strike. Let them go to

The ancients regarded the am­aranth or prince's feathers aa the fi< wer of Immortality.

Hungary wants Emperor Charles to return as her ruler. And they said the war had taught people such a lot!

Still. It remains to be seen whether It has taught Charlie, himself, any­thing.

"As fur as I understand the Irish question." says ITncle Ablmelech Bo-^srdus, of Preakness, N . J., "seems if the Sinn Feiners wss leadln' by two murders and an asaault."

Few of tu escape measles—it is one of the commonest of child­hood diseases. Every mother knows the symptoms, but the mistake that most mothers make is ia failing to realise that the child is not fully recovered after the eruption and fever disappear. The air passages are still inmuned and if this inflammation is not cleared wp, the air passages may be weakened, thus paving the way for pneumonia or serious disease of the lungs.

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Children's (Sgestiens ars 4sli-cate—eaafly disturbed fay too much "dosing." Vicks, there­fore, is partieulariy recommended since it is externally applied and so can be used often aad freely without the slightest harmful effects.

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That a candidate should propose: that a party shall come to him In- j stead of going himself to the party argues that the candidate making such conditions isn't hating himself seriously.

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Illinois is expressing her prefer­ences aa to presidential candidates today. Of course Lowden will carry it but there's a curiosity to know J;:pt what kind of a vo*" Johnson will get.

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Excessive leniency Is charged In tha case of Pa:il Boscoh, sentenced to, de-

•* >««• "«*« —— — drool a while about the grave, and claim al! flash is grass. Thoy make me weary nnd d'straught when I with th«m eemmune; by them December chill is brought into the midst of June. And. oh. I pity such poor guys, who can­not gayly laugh, who wipe the briny from their eyes, and quote an epitaph.

BORN THAT WAY. Some folks are born wltli spirits sour, their natyre is to whine;

planets, at their natal hour, were badly out of line, to the earth, and squawk through all their days, and they can see no sense in mirth, they frown on Joyous jay*. They choose the grimmest sort tit creed that's filled with threats of pain; for there is naught will fit their need, that's pleasant, kind of sane. They are the sad and gloomy freaks who groan with c-vory breath, who see the bloom on mruden checks and talk of worms and death. In vair. the optimist may try to cheer up gents like these; they'll answer with a disir.al sigh his gladdest, brightest wheeze.

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carnival season is at hand and what would csrn 'vuls and the carnival seeking public do without Bosco?

It is to he said for Col. Brookhart

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TRUCKING A COUNTRY'S COMMERCE The council of national defence

plans to organize motor truck trans­portation linea If a railroad strike should tie up the railroads. Nearly 50,000 government owned trucka are available the secretary stated and he aaserted that t'nerq are T,000,000 pri­vately owned trucka which could be mobilized. This, he said, would en­able the country "to face with a de­gree of equanimity almost any tem­porary failure of the railway sys­tems."

Thus is another Instance of loud promise without much possibility of performance. To mobilize the 7,000,-000 trucka privately owned would be a monatroua task and except in the dire emergency of war time practi­cally beyond possibility. Boms of them of course could he mobilized, probably a v*Ty considerable num­ber but the motor trucka of the coun­try can not supply ttie transportation noMs of th* country to such a de-»iaa to make for "equanimity." Perhaps In the states and near the large cities where hard roads Obtain the necessities might b* largely sup-piled but lm marine Iowa supplying ooal and merchandise and necessary supplies by truck transportation. It eould do something of course bat the equanimity that would obtain might be put In Mir. Secretary's eye.

The discussion and tfce effort should concentrate on the vital point —that the railroads must run and serve; that railroad strikes Whloh threaten the very existenoe of the publlo and Ita indnstriss must bs for. bidden and the oommand enforced. Perhaps while the matter was being

! fought out we should have to haul with motor trucks and go to the

1 country tor food suppllss in aucn states aa Iowa and the larger cities would have to depend on operation of the roads as best posslbls and the service of trucks and there would be suffering among us but there Is suf­fering in an strlkss and this would bs the strike of the publlo for Its own rights.

We shall do the best we may witb ths trcski 12 worst oorasa to wont

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TEA AT THRBB. Fiver go to afternoon teasT We do.

.\t lea«t we did It was an orange-pekoe, if wo remembei—so-called In honor of those who slip on the peel. It started in a small apartment and centered about a rather small and bilous Uon. and we ourselves, of course, were rather small potatoes, more or less mashed In a large crowd.

Unless one has the,tea habit ono ... geta rather nervous at these affairs.

They came complaining i u,h a mtl# u]Je tfca ln wt,lch you find yourself strolltng down Main street In one of those old-fash­ioned side-split nightgowns. One is never quite suro his personality Is properly draped. We dressed care­fully, of course, n our morning coat (which we w'ar only In the after­noon), leaving off no essential gar­ment we could think of at the mo­ment. Nevertheless we were a bit nervous.

Especially when we found our­selves wedged ln between a gate-leg-t*cd table ar.d a long, abstract aort of a lady in an embroidered gunny-sack who apked us what we thought of John Drinkwater. We said we wore opposed to the Antl-Saloon League altogether and preferred John Barleycorn. It did not seem to be the right answer. So in order to blow our nose and thus All the gap In the conversation we reached up to our left-hand breast pocket for our handkerchief. Our hand clutched something hard and cylindrical— then relaxed clammily.

Leaning cautiously over the edg* of our morning coat we saw that some one. we can no* imagine who. had firmly fixed a large, prominent, fillgroed fountain pen In our pooket by one of those idiotic metal clips. We were at once conscious that ev-ory one in the room was staring at It.

The rest of our discourse witn ur», long lady was lost ln effort* to re­move that pen without calling in a surgeon or a wrecking crew. We had no handkodchlef but we made a sort of flourish as tho we did have and then pretended to drop It. It was our Intention in leaning over to pick it up, to pry the pen loose and smug­gle It Into our hip pocket with the other self-filler. Cut in bending down what was our horror to discover that we had failed to remove our rubberst

Aghast, we straightened up, ex­posing the cursed pen onoe more, and feebly tried to scuff the rubbers off and under the table. We merely succeeded ln getting our feet tangled up ln the table legs. The long lady « - * -1 S- it. J Altw Wee* iiau anvau; AIVU vMk our struggles were Interrupted by a babbling sub-deb who deftly extract­ed us from tb<| table and carried us right off, pen, rubbers and all, to our hostess.

As we bowed with a concealing hand over the pen, we dimly heard her ask something about lemon or cream and replied, "Tes, please—and a little ink." A faint doubt seemed t» cloud the fixity of her smile, bvt we reassured her by nonchalantly dropping an olive Into the steaming cup she passed us. Then, scowling on all and sundry'to express any at­tempt at ribald laughter, we raised the tea firmly toward our lips and promptly spilled It all over our rub­bers.

No, we neither bit a piece out of the cup nor kicked the table over. Our hostess, with gracious tact, ex­claimed that It was so fortunate that wa Ha A Twr»n OH? W* ras sured her that we always did for Just such emergencies. But the room had become very warm and we went away from there.

The next day our hostess, ever thoughtful, sent her little boy around with onr hat and overcoat. Neverthe­less, we have decided that we do not care for tea. It seemB to affect our nerves. . .. , rjr ,

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Never mind your age—as measured by years. How do yoa the thing that counts!

See this sprightly old gentleman coming toward yoa down the street. His birth record would show you that ne is

feel? That's

seventy. But judging from tho easy grace with whict swings along, his errect carriage, his ruddy complexion, keen glance of his eye, his whole appearance the very picture of health, you would say that he is not a day past fifty. Ho is young in spite of his three score years ana ten.

More frequently you see the opposite of hia type. Men scarcely in their thirties—haggard, listless, weak, nervous—men who take no interest in life, just dragging out a weary existence, all in,_ tired andjvorn out. in life, just dragging out a weary existence, an in, urea ana worn out. Thongh young in years, they are. nevertheless, old men. Their vital forces are on the wan*; They've ioat their "punch" snd "pep." They feel old—and they look it!

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